#my ass doesn’t even put in tampons

[gojorgeous]

how do the jjk men treat you when ur on ur period? suguru specifically hehe <3

✰ JJK MEN: WHEN YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD ✰

pairing(s): gojo, geto, nanami, choso x afab!reader content: (MDNI 18+ only), nsfw-ish/suggestive, periods, period blood, period products, pet names, lots of fluff! a/n: i hope you like anon!! you have great timing cause i’m getting my period and i also have a uti pray for me besties i need help and antibiotics. left out toji and sukuna cause…. nah LMAO. enjoy, and remember ALL AGELESS BLOGS WILL BE BLOCKED!

✰ GOJO:

Lowkey loves when you’re on your period, but is just barely smart enough to never tell you that. 

His favorite part is that you always want more cuddles, which means more cuddles for him. 

Thinks period products are really amusing– loves playing with your hot water bottle cause it’s squishy. Finds those ones that look like stuffed animals at the store and brings home like five of them for you. 

Will definitely buy you pads/tampons but not without the obligatory “what size is your pussy” text. Won’t buy them until you respond with “extra super pretty” and then sends back this emoji -> 😋.

Highkey likes period sex. Knows it can relieve your cramps and will use that as an excuse at every opportunity if you’ll let him. 

Is always on some cheesy ass shit murmuring in your ear about how doing it on your period “bonds your souls”, too. 

Constantly offers to get you pregnant so you can avoid your period for the next nine months… he’s only half joking.

Will actually skip work to stay home and cuddle with you if you give him even the slightest inclination that you don’t want him to go. 

Watches movies with you and has gotten surprisingly good at rubbing little circles on your tummy that help with cramps.

 Keeps the house stocked with candy, but, then again… it’s always stocked with candy.

“Babe. Look what I just found at the store.”  You watch with furrowed brows as he sets the bags on your floor. You’re curled on the couch, a blanket tucked up around your neck. He’d made sure to roll you like a burrito before he’d left.  He pulls out… a cow? It looks like a stuffed animal, but when he shakes it you hear something sloshing around inside. You raise a brow. “Ummmm–”  “It’s one of those hot water bottle thingies! For your cramps!” He tosses the poor cow on the floor and digs around in the bag again. “Oh my god, they had so many. I got the cow, the dolphin–” He tosses a dolphin out of the bag, followed by a puppy, a raccoon, and a cat. “Do you want me to put one in the microwave for you?”  He looks far too excited to turn down, even though you just heated up your old hot water bottle minutes ago. You smile and nod. “Yeah, baby. Thanks.” 

✰ GETO:

Mans TAKES CARE of you. Like… fully. 

Is really sympathetic and gentle when your cramps are killing you– brushing your hair back, rubbing circles on your tummy, letting you put his warm hands wherever it hurts. 

Runs you a warm bath and climbs right in with you. Makes you lean back against him while he gives you a massage and works out all the knots in your neck and shoulders. 

Buys you period products before your period starts if he remembers. If he doesn’t he’s happy to run down to the store. Doesn’t need to ask which ones you like– he already knows.

Wraps you up in the comfiest blankets and cuddles with you wherever you ask. Gives the best cuddles, too. Rubs your back in a way that has you falling asleep in seconds.

Makes sure you take your meds on time and brings you a glass of water. 

Secretly loves period sex. Will never push you for it, but gets super horny at just the thought. Loves the sight of your blood on his dick. Makes him feel possessive of you in a way that’s kind of scary. 

“Sugu…” you whine. Your cramps are bad. You’ve been curled in a ball all morning, even with all the meds Suguru has been giving you. “It hurts so bad.”  You feel him shifting behind you and then his hands gently prying you to lie on your back. You whimper, the pain spiking again as soon you roll out of the fetal position. His face appears above you, a couple stray strands of black hair tickling your cheeks. His smile is soft, but full of sympathy as he settles over you.  “I’m sorry, baby. I wish I could make it go away…”  He moves down your body, settling between your thighs and resting his cheek on the plush of your thigh. You sigh when you feel his fingers skate over your tummy, rubbing little circles into the skin that somehow work wonders for the pain. You sigh with relief, a bit of the tension ebbing away. “That feels nice…”  Your body relaxes a bit, finally getting a break from the incessant pain. Suguru only smiles, looking up at you through hooded eyes when he presses a kiss just below your belly button. You don’t fail to notice the way his thumb is sliding under the fabric of your panties.  “I can think of something that would feel even nicer…” 

✰ NANAMI:

Prepares for your period. 

Has your cycle marked down on his calendar so he always knows when you’re starting. 

Stops by the store a couple of days ahead of time to buy pads/tampons/meds and your favorite snacks. 

Runs a bath for you every night and fills it with all of your favorite soaps and scents. 

Cooks. Mans knows how to cook and does extra of it when you’re on your period. Will make you nutritious meals and urge you to drink water, but always brings you something sweet if you’re craving it. 

Heats up your hot water bottle every thirty minutes without you ever having to ask. 

Lays out a fresh change of clothes for you whenever you’re in the shower. 

Cuddles you whenever you want, but only after he’s tended to all of your other needs (meds, food, water, etc.). 

Will have sex if you want, but will never push you for it. If you just want the relief from your cramps, he’ll just use his fingers to get you off and then pull you back into his arms.

“Time for your bath, sweetheart.”  You nearly grumble in protest, but how can you do such a thing when he takes such good care of you? Still, you don’t want to move. Just existing hurts, much less walking to the bathroom.  Despite your resistance to saying it aloud, Nanami still seems to understand what you’re thinking. No more than a second later he’s scooping you into his arms and carrying you to the bathroom.  “You know you’ll feel better after, love.”  You nod weakly against his chest. “Will you get in with me?”  He pauses. He’s got dinner to make and he wanted to change the sheets for you… One nuzzle of your face into his neck has him throwing all those plans out the window.  “Of course, princess. I’ll get in with you.” 

✰ CHOSO:

Is new to this stuff so he lowkey freaks out. 

Worries that you’re actually in danger cause… there’s blood??? 

Chills out eventually, but is still irrationally convinced that you’re injured. 

When i tell you this man is at your BECK AND CALL, I mean it. He will do every little thing you ask. Fetches water, food, snacks– whatever you need. 

Mans is panicked when he can’t find the candy bar you want at the grocery store. 

Happily buys period products for you but has to facetime you cause the poor baby is overwhelmed and confused by all the options. 

Is kind of attached to you like glue. Thinks you’re somehow more breakable in this state will hold you in his arms permanently apart from when you need to bathe, eat, or use the bathroom. 

Actually freaks when you have a bout of cramps that makes you hiss in pain. Cannot believe you have to do this every month and hates feeling so useless in taking the pain away. Eagerly learns that he can put his warm hands on your tummy and it helps.

Is actually amazed when you tell him that sex helps with the cramps. Worries about hurting you, but is completely down. Mans is definitely not afraid of a little blood lmao.

“Baby… there are so many…”  You can’t help but stifle a laugh looking at your boyfriend’s stressed expression through your phone screen. He’d run down to the store to get you some more pads– you just hadn’t anticipated how overwhelming the experience would be for him.  “I know, Cho. I’m sorry. Here– back up so I can see the whole aisle.”  He does as you ask, flipping the camera around so you can see what he’s looking at. You have to bite your lip this time to keep the laugh in. You’ve never realized just how many options there really are. “The ones toward the bottom right, baby. With the pink box.”  The camera shakes a little as he follows your directions, arm sticking out like he’s playing pin the tail on the donkey.  “These?” His hand hovers over a box that is pink but not the pink you need.  “Down a couple racks.”  Finally, his hands close around the right box. “Thank you, baby. I didn’t think about how confusing this would be for you…”  The camera flips again and you grin at the soft soft smile on his lips. “Don’t apologize. Want me to grab some candy, too?”

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[katkbc]

GOJO SATORU HEADCANONS to feed my delusions.

content: fem!reader, fluff, sfw, gojo is such a golden retriever bf i swear

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gojo is the type of man where if you mention something you really want, he’ll get it for you. anything for his pretty girl.

never puts up a fight with you, wether it’s what movie you guys want to watch, what restaurant to eat at, he’ll always do what you want to do.

LOVES watching you do your makeup. he doesn’t understand why you wear makeup sometimes, he finds you pretty the way you are. he finds it satisfying when you put concealer on, or even doing your lip combo, in all honesty he loves looking at your beautiful face.

this man loves teasing you, but he’ll never go far. he’ll make fun of you for something you did years ago. or if you told him an embarrassing story he’ll tease you for that too.

always notices when something’s wrong. he absolutely hates seeing you sulk, or just not be as talkative as you usually are around him. he always tells you you can talk to him if you want.

will buy you everything you need while you’re on your period. “satoru, my cramps are killing me..” he will take his ass to the nearest store as fast as possible. heating pads, favorite snacks, pads and/or tampons, he got you.

enjoys the sound of your voice. he will listen to you ramble on about something you’re really interested in, or if you had a good day. he loves seeing you so happy.

definitely the little spoon in bed. he’s basically like a big baby, he wants attention from you all the time. he loves the feeling of you scratching his head while his back is against your chest.

he loves kissing you, and loves when you kiss him too. he can’t get enough of you. he literally asked you to do that one trend where the guy has red lipstick kiss marks all over his face. who are you to deny though, he’s so handsome and adorable how could you say no?

whenever you’re crying, he lets you sob into his chest while he wraps his arms around you and let you cry. he whispers sweet nothings and reassurance while your tears continue to flow. he can’t lie, you look kind of adorable when you cry, but he also hates seeing you sad. he’ll listen to you ramble for so long, and gives you soft pecks all over your face to reassure you that he’s there to support you

gojo is the type of man who will always be on your side no matter what. say you accidentally started a fight. “it was all the other girls fault, not yours”. even when you’re in the wrong he’ll still defend his beautiful girl

i be rambling fr

#gojo satoru #gojo #anime #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #katkbc #imagines #headcanons #headcanon #gojo is so cute i cannot #rambles #fanfiction #anime imagines #jujustsu kaisen x reader #gojo x reader #fem reader #gojo x you #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru x female reader #female reader

[kisses4lao]

Can you do Kung Lao with a breeding kink?? Cause I feel like he would’ve been told as a kid to have a lot of kids so that the great Kung Lao legacy doesn’t die-

Anon I am madly in love with you we're getting married

No but UHHH general NSFW hcs with Kung Lao bc you didn't give me a plot to work with(guys give me plots or just ask for hcs idc)

Tw/cw: AFAB reader, pure horniness, a lot of sort of vanilla but also kinky stuff at the same time

Not proofread but are we surprised

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He ABSOLUTELY has a breeding kink. I don't even think it's because he was told from a young age he has to carry on the Kung Lao legacy, he's just super into it

Like yeah, he definitely wants kids and doesn't want to disappoint his elders by not carrying the bloodline, but he'd do it just for shits

Like bro literally loves cuming inside, he's so obsessed with how your walls hug him in and how your pussy looks when he pulls out, leaking everywhere. Depending on the night, he'd either finger it back inside you, skip aftercare and cockwarm you, or eat you out. He's into it all

He's very obsessed with getting you pregnant with multiple kids. He'd be such an amazing dad and would train all of your kids equally, but he would have his first born son but the next Kung Lao, as per tradition.

I feel as though he'd also be into pregnant sex. He's definitely a lot more passionate and gentle than he would be if you werent carrying his kid(not saying that he isn't passionate and gentle normally). Hed be so in love with you and the fact that you're carrying his baby and would give you literally anything you want. A certain pregnancy craving? He's on it. You're having pain somewhere? He's got pain meds and he's ready to give you a massage. And you bet your ass he'd eat you out for days.

Hear me out on this: blood kink.

Am I projecting? Mayhaps. I'm sorry seeing a man like drenched in blood UGGGGGHHHHG

okay but he like

Definitely has a blood kink

Not in the traditional way tho

Like if you have a cut or something and you start bleeding he's not gonna pop a boner

I'm saying he's hardcore into period sex

Like OHHHHHY GOOOOODDDDDDD

No okay he isn't going to fuck you when he finds out you're on your period(unless you want him to)

He's gonna take care of you. He'd absolutely buy you tampons/pads and menstrual cramp pain relievers. You'd text him and say you're on your period and 30 minutes later he'd show up with a basket full of pads, pain relievers, your favorite ice cream, chocolate, and a teddy bear. Every. Single. Month.

If you were to ask him to he'd be on his knees in MILLISECONDS to eat you out. He'd take you anyway you want him to. On the couch, against the wall, he'd fuck you in the Shaolin temple if you asked.

Overall he's an incredibly sweet lover. He can be cocky at times but he'd let you put him in his place. He definitely loves giving and receiving praise, he'll slap your ass if you asked him to but he doesn't degrade you. You're too important to him and he loves you too much to hurt your feelings, even if you'd want him to

He also prefers giving oral. Most of the time he'd rather eat you out than eat the dinner you made for him

He does like blowjobs tho

He just overall likes being close to you and is the KING of aftercare. He's so gentle and he's so sweet about it. We love him

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A/n: got my boyfriend into Mortal Kombat. His favorite character is Kung Lao because he has a cool hat. He calls Kung Lao hat guy and when I told them about Raiden he started calling him pointy hat guy. They lost his shit when I said they were friends

#mk1 #mortal kombat x reader #mortal kombat smut #mortal kombat #mortal kombat x reader smut #kung lao #kung lao x reader #kung lao smut #kung lao x reader smut #kung lao being the best mortal kombat character ever real

[somanyratsinthewalls]

Burning Hearts Part 8

Pairing: Law x Straw Hat Zoan Type (named) OC 

Summary: *SLOWWWW BURRRRN* You were teleported across the globe in an instant, away from your crew. Your body was badly broken and beaten, thrust into the harsh landscape of a Northern island. You are discovered by the Heart Pirates and brought back to health. Startled upon waking up in a foreign place with an unfamiliar crew, you are shocked with the news that you’ll be spending two years there. Trafalgar Law, the captain of the Heart Pirates has made a promise to train you, but will it become something more than a mentor relationship?

WC: 2300

Taglist: @cottoncandyloverrrr

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7

Burning Hearts Chapter 8: Doctor’s Visit

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“Damn girl… you look like shit. Your ankle is mad swollen.” Ikkaku’s eyes rake over your body, covered in superficial lacerations and multicolor bruises in varying levels of healing. 

“Gee, thanks for reminding me.” You roll your eyes and step into the steaming hot bath. “It’s not like I have this shooting pain all over my body to remind me that I look like hot garbage.” You carefully lower yourself into the water. Every single muscle in your body cried out in agony. “Ow, ow, ow, ow…” You finally settle into the tub and sigh. 

Ikkaku continues panting her toenails a bright shade of coral from her perch on the bathroom counter. 

“I just got my period, too. I feel like I got hit by a fucking train.” You close your eyes and slide deeper under the hot, soapy water. “Can you grab some tampons out of that drawer? I want to bring some back to my room.” 

Ikkaku sighs in sympathy. She opens up the top drawer and pulls out a box. 

“You’re bleeding AND you’re beat up like that? You better stay in tomorrow and rest.” Ikkaku says. 

“HAH! Yeah right. And who is gonna tell your psycho captain that I’m taking the day off? Because I’m certainly not doing it. He’d probably cut my arms off and put them on backwards or something.” 

“Come on, like he’d harm a hair on your head.” Ikkaku responds and chuckles. 

“Umm??? Who do you think kicked my ass this bad??? He doesn’t exactly go easy on me.” You turn your head to face Ikkaku. 

She scoffs. 

“That honestly shocks me, he’s so different with you.” Ikkaku blows on her wet nails.

“What do you mean?” You inquire. 

“I can’t really explain it… he’s just been like… weird since you got here. I mean, he’s always been weird… but with you he’s extra weird.”

“What are you implying?” You raise an eyebrow. 

“Nothing!” Ikkaku throws her hands up. "All I’m saying is that there’s been some sort of shift in the guy since you came into the picture. I’m not complaining, it’s been pretty nice having someone to ‘girl talk' with, you know?” 

“Mhmm…” You knew she was hiding something, but you were too tired to pry further. “I hope you get to meet my friends some day, I think you’d like them.” 

Ikkaku smiles. 

“I’m sure I would. Now get your ass out of that tub and tell Law you aren’t training tomorrow before you fall asleep and drown in there.” 

“I think I’d rather drown.” You joke as you sink down further into the tub. 

“Come on, I’ll help you up.”

Ikkaku comes over to the side one the tub and you sit up to allow her to help you up. “Ah!” Your ankle nearly gives out as you try to step out of the tub. 

“Yeah, as much as you don’t want to believe it, I think a doctor has got to look at that…” 

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*knock knock* 

Law looks at the clock. 

11:45 PM

Who was coming to his office this late in the evening?

“Yes? Come in…”

A tired looking, wet-haired Daisy shuffles into his office. Was she limping?

“Hi…” 

“Hi back… what’s wrong with your leg? You’re favoring your right. You weren’t doing that at training today.” He couldn’t help but ask… he was a doctor after all. 

“I think I twisted it… didn’t hurt until I got back. Ikkaku made me come and have you look at it. It’s probably nothing. Since I’m here, I have some cuts that might need stitches, so you should probably- woah-“ 

Daisy stumbled, her gaze losing focus. She puts her arms out in front of her. 

“I think I might-“ Her eyes rolled back. 

“Room!” 

With a quick ‘Shambles’, Law swapped Daisy out with a sock that had been discarded on his bed in the adjoining room. He had caught her right before she hit the ground. Law rushes through the archway to assess Daisy’s situation. She was laying on his bed, barely conscious. 

“Hey… Wake up, you’re okay, you just passed out.” Law sits at her side on the bed. 

“I-I did?”

“Yes. Have you been feeling dizzy lately? Light-headed?”

“Not really. I was in a super hot bath because-“ she stops, hesitant to tell him something. “Well, because I needed a bath.”  

“Have you been drinking enough water?” 

Daisy rubs her eyes. 

“I don’t know? I thought so.” 

“Any headaches? Body aches? Fever?” Law continues his laundry list of medical questions. 

“You threw me into a tree like, six times this morning, my whole body always aches.” 

Law furrows his brow with concern. Had he pushed her too far today? She never said anything about it… A pang of guilt reverberated through his chest. 

“That would’t explain the passing out on its own… are you menstruating?” Law asks. 

“Ew, Law! That’s personal!” Daisy’s cheeks turn pink. 

“I’m a doctor, it’s a fair question to ask after a fainting spell.”

“Okay well my primary care physician is a reindeer, so I don’t need you prying into my cycle.” Daisy snaps at him. 

“So that’s a yes to the previous question…” Law catches Daisy rolling her eyes. “I’ll give you some iron pills and an anti-inflammatory. That should help. Now let me see your ankle.” 

Law rises from the bed and moves to the foot of the bed so he was standing at her feet. He pulls up her sweatpants to her left knee. The ankle was swollen with a large purple bruise. 

“Gods, when did this happen?” Law sighs as he accesses the damage. He gently picks up her foot and she winces. Daisy must have noticed the guilty, pensive look in his eyes. 

“Hey, I don’t think you did it… I probably tripped over a root or my own feet or something in the garden, you know how I am.” Daisy gave him a weak smile. Her smile did little to alleviate him of his feeling of repentance. As clumsy as you were, it probably was him that caused the injury. 

“Right.” Law finishes examining her ankle and gingerly sets it back down on the bed. “I’ll go get you that medication and some ice for this. I don’t think it’s sprained, just badly twisted. You are going to need to rest for a few days until you can train properly again.”

“I-I’m sorry…” Daisy hangs her head. 

“Why?” Law asks stoically. 

“Because I won’t be able to train for a bit… we’re wasting time… aren’t you mad?”

“Pushing you past your limits now won’t help in the long run. It won’t be more than a few days, I’m sure of it. I see the cut you were talking about, I’m going to stitch it up. I’ll be right back.” 

Law heads back into his office and collects some supplies from his cabinets and drawers, places it all on a metal surgical tray and returns to the foot of his bed. He picks up the large ice pack and the medical tape from the tray and begins fastening the cold pack to the swollen ankle. After carefully tending to her foot, Law places an extra pillow underneath the injury to elevate it. 

“I’m going to have to get closer to do the stitches, can you move your other leg?” Law points at Daisy’s right knee and she pulls it in towards her body, leaving him room to sit on the bed and work. 

“I’m going to slightly numb the area and begin. You okay?” Law checks in with a glance to her face as he readies the needle and thread. 

Daisy nods. 

“I, uh, I would look away if you’re still feeling faint.” Law says as he notices her eyes on the wound he was about to begin sewing together. 

“It’s kind of hard not to look… can you distract me or something?” 

Law’s breath catches in his throat. 

“What?”

“I don’t know! Talk to me or something, so I can take my mind off it?”

“I mean, I’ll be kind of busy. But you can talk if you’d like…” 

There was a short pause. 

“So. What’s your favorite color?” Daisy asks. 

“Wha- huh?” Law cocks his head and meets her eyes. “My favorite color?” 

What the hell was she talking about? He hasn’t been asked this question since he was young and his baby sister would make him macaroni art… No, wait, Cora asked him once… he wanted to know what color sprinkles to put on his 14th birthday cake… 

“Yeah, mine’s yellow. What’s yours?” Daisy interrupts his wandering train of thought.

Law returns his gaze to the task at hand and begins stitching the wound at its corner. 

“Um. I don’t have one.” 

“Oh come on. No one’s that buttoned up.” Daisy rolls her eyes. “You’re that committed to the dark and mysterious bit that you won’t even tell me your favorite color?” 

There was a pregnant pause.

“I don’t talk about myself because it would only cause people to be sympathetic towards me, and that’s the last thing I want. Everything before I founded the Heart Pirates is nothing short of tragic, and it’s a past I’m still trying to avenge… and, blue, I guess…” Law is grateful he has to focus on stitching the wound, there’s no way he’d be able to make eye contact with her now anyway. He sees her smile softly out of the corner of his right eye. 

“Blue is nice.”

Daisy hisses as Law pierces the skin with his needle in a particularly thick spot, the numbing medication only doing so much. 

“SO,” She winces as she tries to distract herself. “You were really touchy about the record player… Who did you say it belonged to again?” 

Law stops. Silence falls again. 

“An old mentor of mine.” Law continues working. Daisy looks at him expectantly, clearly waiting for him to elaborate… but her expression was soft, not wanting to rush him. 

“Corazon… he saved my life… It’s a long story. I was very ill as a child. I’m from Flevance-“ 

“How? Everyone from Flevance died from Amber Lead Disease? I heard about it when I was real young… my dad used to tell me about it so we wouldn’t go play in the mines.” Daisy interrupts him. 

“That’s why it’s a long story… I thought you wanted me to talk to you?” Law can’t help but smirk a bit. 

“Right, sorry, go on.” Daisy giggles a bit. *How cute.* No… not cute.

“Anyway…” Law continues sewing up the gash on Daisy’s leg.  “You know who Donquixote Doflamingo is, right, yes?”

Daisy nods. 

“So when I was 13…” 

Law spends the entirety of 30 minutes explaining his tragic childhood while carefully patching up Daisy’s open cuts. 

“Gods, Law… And I thought my life sucked… I’m sorry that happened to you, I really am.” Daisy reaches down and touches Law’s clothed bicep. Law flinches. 

“Sorry…” Daisy says after feeling him recoil from her touch. 

“No.. it’s ok. I just… don’t tell a lot of people that.”

“My family was killed too. I can’t say I relate to all of the other shit, but we have at least one horrific ordeal in common. That’s how I ended up with Grey Jaw…” 

“You don’t have to tell me about it. I know that it’s-“

“It’s fine. You asked awhile ago and I didn’t answer. I guess I wasn’t ready…” Daisy sighs. “He burnt my island to the ground, taking me and the other young girls to ‘work’ for him after we watched him murder our families. I was 16. I was there for 4 years… it was all a blur really… tried to force it out of my head…” Daisy sniffles. 

Law pretends not to notice and continues his work. Daisy swallows hard.

“When I was 20, we were freed by the Marines who launched a surprise raid on the ship. I ended up on some dinky little island and bartended for another 4 years before Luffy showed up and asked me to join his crew. Aaaand now I’m here in this mess…” Another sigh left her lips. 

“But you hate the Marines now?” Law asks. 

“There are good marines. Just like there are good pirates.” Daisy looks up at Law to meet his eyes. “You can understand that, right?”

He nods, knowing all too well. 

“All done.” 

“Thanks, doc. Can you ‘shambles’ me back to my room or something? I’ve already overstayed my welcome, I think.” 

“Just sleep here. I was going to finish research and crash on the couch anyway.” Law rises from the bed. 

“You’re sure?” She asks. 

“Yeah, and here’s a hot water bottle… for the, you know…” Law hands her the heating pad. She shyly smiles as she grabs it from his hands. “Get some rest. Yell if you need something, I’ll just be next door.”

Law is halfway through the archway when he hears her. 

“Law?”

“Yes?”

“Goodnight.” She smiles warmly at him. 

Law feels something tingly and foreign shoot through his veins. Looking at her, he couldn’t help but smile back. Genuinely. 

“Goodnight Daisy.” 

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**Authors Note** PART 9 WILL BE UP TOMORROW FOR VALENTINE'S HEHEHE IF THAT GIVES YOU A HINT! Also PLEASE comment and let me know if you want to be in the taglist for this series! Sorry for the slowest burn on the planet, I simply am being so self indulgent...

#one piece #one piece anime #one piece fanfiction #one piece fanart #one piece live action #one piece netflix #one piece fandom #law x reader #trafalgar op #trafalgar law #trafalgar one piece #trafalgar d law #trafalgar d water law #law x y/n #law one piece

[rems4you]

Someone texted me the other day, asking for some HXH headcanons while on your period.

Ironically, I’m on my period rn☺️ I might kill someone💗

TW: mentions of sex, fingering, period (obvi) being scared of reader

Includes Kurapika, Illumi, Kaito

Kurapika Kurta

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This man may be reckless and cold and rude (mb☹️) sometimes, but he’ll always be there for you. Being the crazy mf you are (maybe not, idk?) he knows that sometimes it’s okay for you to be a little rude while on your period.

Sometimes he doesn’t get it immediately that you are and he’s just like “😃??” Like boy I’m in pain rn make me feel better.

Gets you all the essentials you would ever need. Candy, water, food, heating pad, tampons(or pads), extra blankets, more food.

Will sit in the corner and watch you as he reads his books if he’s not at work. If he is at work, he’ll be very sure to check on you every hour or so.

Most of the time he’ll go get you some food if he’s not busy. If he doesn’t, he’ll bake you some food or attempt to cook you something. (He’s a terrible cook imo)

Oh your heating pad isn’t working? He gotchu. He’ll rub your stomach or thighs, not daring to move his hands anywhere else. He knows that either you’ll get uncomfortable, slap him, or just yell at him.

IF you do want him to make the pain go away, he’ll only do it if you ask. I don’t foresee him asking you to have sex with him to get rid of the cramp, but I could be wrong.

Knowing Kurapika, if you want him to do anything for you, he will. Oh you wanna do his makeup? He’s bound to grumble from it, but as long as you’re happy, he’ll put on a headband and everything.

Illumi Zoldyck

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Most clueless man ever. He’s only ever grown up with brothers, so he’s never actually seen someone experience it. I mean he’s heard stuff from his mom, but never actually been around her when that happens.

He knows what it is, but doesn’t know how to care for you. (That sounds wrong😭🙏) he’ll just stare at you while you have cramps and just end up getting yelled at by you. “ILLUMI GET MY ASS A HEATING PAD.”

He will, no hesitation. He’ll get you a heating pad and hand it to you, but I feel like he would secretly be scared (😀??) to touch you or anything. You’d mainly have to tell you what to do.

The second time that you have it, he’ll do a better job and determining whether or not if he’s needed atm.

He’ll have Killua or one of his siblings go to get you food if you’re dying. He might just go get it himself if he doesn’t want to be around your rude ass (I’m sorry😭🙏)

I feel like he would also NOT have sex with you when on your period. Maybe

Kaito

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Man has dealt with this many times from the girls in his group☺️

He knows what to do. He will get you all the stuff you need, just like Kurapika.

Bet you your ass he will go to the store for you on his way back from work.

Exactly like Kurapika, he will not put his hands in or on you unless you say so. No matter how bad he’s feeling, he will refrain himself from touching you.

Will let you do his hair, no worry with that.

Stays by your side the entire time. He will not leave even if he wants to. He’ll sit with you, his hands just rubbing your thighs as you both watched tv or read (idk what yall like to do)

He will cook you food if you’re hungry! He loves cooking (I think? Maybe it’s baking) but will make you something if you’re hungry. If you want something you don’t have, he’ll order takeout😻

Might let you convince him to get a puppy or kitten☺️

#hunter x hunter #tumblr fyp #kaito #kite hxh #illumi zoldyck #hxh illumi #kurapika #kurapika kurta #kurta #kurapika x reader #illumi x reader #kite x reader

[scorpioracha]

Skz during your period

Hey guys!! This is dedicated to my lovely wife @moonacholy who encouraged me to write this. I hope you guys also enjoy this. Leave all the reblogs,likes and little comments your heart desires cause they keep me writing

Bang Chan 방찬

-If there was an Olympic category for best boyfriend Chan would pull gold every time and I put that on GOD. He is so?? Goddamn attentive during your period??? -You want,need,crave and long for NOTHING. Your pain? Taken seriously. Your cravings?? It doesn’t matter if you’re craving something damn near halfway across town, he’s gonna go and get it.

-He always makes sure you’re stocked up on pads and tampons, if he’s shopping by himself he’ll just pick some up and add it to the cart, yes he already bought some a few weeks ago but it’s better safe than sorry.

-oh you’re in class or at work and you got cramps?? Guess where you’re no longer gonna be🤡 mf is dropping whatever he’s doing and coming to get you IMMEDIATELY.

-you’re getting tucked in bed, snacks left on the dresser and a little cuddle session before Channie has to get back in the studio.

-So reluctant to leave your side too🥺 he doesn’t like seeing you in any sort of pain so he’s very tempted to just not go back, but you’re like ???? I’m still grown Channie jc—

-leaves you with wolf Chan to cuddle and checks up on you every hour making sure you’re alright

Minho 리노

-This tsundere little shit. He wants you on bedrest rest pretty much the entire time. You’ve got hw? You can do it in bed. You’re hungry? Don’t move, he will feed you…in bed. You’re bored, take a nap, it’s good for you. As long as you don’t need to use the bathroom or shower, he wants you in bed.

-Mother hen headass, Minho is so mommy omg???

“Ya y/n-ah, drink this”

“What is it?”

“Ginger tea”

And

“No no, drink warm water, cold water will give you cramps!!!”

“Minho pls I’m dying🥲”

-Massages your tummy for you and your pelvis cause cramps are a bitch

-has a million multi vitamins specifically for you

“Have you taken your vitamin B’s?”

“Yes ba-“

“What about your Vitamin E? Your vitamin C???”

“Minho yes-“

“I’m making salmon for dinner, you need omega-3”

-Still bullies the fuck out of you at the same time tho???

“Stop walking like that”

“Like what?”

“Like you’ve got a stick up your ass…or in this case your vagin-“

-Still wakes up early in the morning to fix you breakfast and gives you pain killers if he realizes you’re fussing🥺

-Will throw sooni,doongi and dori in bed with you at random intervals cause cats fix everything

-all in all best boy

Changbin 창빈

-Ima be so real rn, this is the mf that makes

you go on walks to help your cramps💀 you can be on your death bed and he’s like ‘let’s go outside☀️🌈☺️✨’ and you’re just like ‘…boy stfu istg ima beat your ass-‘

-So ultimately when that doesn’t work and you threaten to leave him, things relocate to the living room. He has an older sister so he’s not completely clueless but he’s also like ????😧 when you start crying over an episode of SpongeBob cause whoa whoa whoa what’s goin on??

-If you’re the type that has mood swings this mf becomes the most peaceful and amicable person you’ve ever met. If you’re ranting to him and you’re wrong, at that current moment no you’re not.

“…and then I told her to get tf out of my face with her breath smelling like halitosis but I’m wrong???😒”

“N-no jagi, absolutely not🤡”

-draws you bubble baths!! He knows heat can help with cramps so he makes it all bougie and nice with the candles and rose petals and lavender body wash. Then you start crying again and he’s like😧😰 and it’s honestly just a mess but you appreciated it very much

-this dude is feeding you nothing but the finest and freshest stuff cause it’s better for you during your period. You getting all the major food groups whether you like or not.

“Binnie, I just want a burger🥺-“

“You better eat that damn salad y/n😒”

You couldn’t even be mad cause he knows how to throw down when it comes to a salad

Hyunjin 현진

-Oh this poor baby😭 he’d be going on about the strength of the uterus and how strong you are for doing this every month when you’re deadass three seconds away from committing a crime of passion🤡

-Will take up the majority of the housework with no problem, especially if you’ve got work or classes that day. Dishes? Done. Laundry? Drying as we speak. Bedroom? Clean. Bathroom? Sparking. Hotel? Trivago.

-Is extra affectionate when you’re on your period, and a lot more gentle in general. He knows you can feel extra crappy during this time especially if you also struggle with mental health so, extra forehead kisses, little notes in your backpack and all the cute little text messages that say ‘x y and x made me think of you❤️’

-He’s already known to give into your cravings but literally does not hold back during your period. Oh? You were simply THINKING about tteokbokki? Well he doesn’t know why it’s there either, but since it is I guess you gotta eat it🙄

-Will genuinely think you’re dying if you say your cramps are killing you💀 he’s fucking rushing around the house grabbing shit and you’re like ???🧍🏾‍♀️

-you send him out to get pads and mf comes back with literally every kind the store has

“I didn’t know which ones you needed🥺”

-s n a t c h e s any form of caffeine out of your hand

“It’s not good for your cramps😠”

-Will try to get you to consume one(1) fruit

Jisung 지성

-honestly this boy is so lost lmao—

-He is literally walking on eggshells around the house and doesn’t mention it cause he doesn’t want to say/do the wrong thing

-y’all are cuddling and he’s stiff as a board. You’re just sitting there like “boy what the fuck😒”

-you have to corner him to figure out what is wrong with him and poor baby is shaking like a leaf. He doesn’t know jackshit about periods and I mean that with all the love in my heart. He’s the type to ask ‘what size pussy you wear?’ and mean it

-you’re honestly wondering how he made it this far in life running off of the most basic knowledge

-but he’s so fucking funny to mess with so you just make up random period facts knowing that he’s gonna take your word for it.

“Sungie, did you know that the average person loses three cups of blood during their period?”

“T-thr-three cu-cups???😰”

And you’re just sitting there trying not to fucking ascend because he looks so concerned

-Doesn’t really have the intuition to get you stuff on his own, but has no problem if you ask him to. He’ll call you like

“Hey babe! Do you use the super soaker or the super soaker plus?”

And you’re just like

“…huh🧍🏾‍♀️”

-keeps a small stash of essentials in his studio along with a pillow,a blanket and some of his comfy clothes just in case you’re feeling fatigued🥺

-Will bring bbama over for baby cuddles if you’re having a rough day

Felix 필릭스

-Our little sunshine boy knows when you’re getting your period before you do. With two sisters and basic observation skills he can pretty much tell when you’re due and silently preps the house with anything you might be running low on.

-all the cuddles!! Pretty much attaches himself to your back the entire time as your own personal space heater.

-literally does so much research on things that might help cramps from foods to aromatherapy to orgasms to yoga. He just wants to make you as comfortable as you can be.

-He’s not one to be squeamish about blood. You bled through the sheets? He’ll just chuck them in the wash, it’s no big deal.

-he’s not gonna keep you on lockdown but he strongly advises for you to get more rest and tell him if you wanna take it easy that day🥺 it doesn’t matter what the plans were, if you’re not feeling up to it anymore he’ll reschedule and you guys can spend the day cuddling

-if he’s stuck at work, he will send you takeout straight to your house to make sure you’re eating. Also obligatory FaceTimes during the day.

“Y/n! I’ve got like five minutes, I ran away from Chan to call y-“

“FELIX!”

-brownies,cookies,cake pops, Rice Krispie’s, whatever you’re craving Felix will make it. This also comes with the extra effort of fighting off the boys in the dorm so it can get to you in one peace.

Seungmin 승민

-here we have our favorite unbothered nonchalant king. He doesn’t really treat you any differently unless you ask him to?

-Well at least that’s may how it appears to others. He likes to take care of you in much more lowkey ways, picking up around the house,cooking dinner,packing lunches and with his sugar daddy tendencies making sure you’ve always got pocket money.

So what if you just so happen to find a fifty in your wallet? Now you can go out with your girls after school.

-He likes to lurk in the background a lot of the time trusting that you’ll come to him for help, but if he sees that you’re obviously in pain and not doing anything about it he’s quite literally taking your ass to bed. Then you have to deal with his disappointed little puppy frown AND cramps while he fusses over you

-Will try to distract you with tv shows and talking about his day and if that doesn’t work turns in mom pt.2

“Have you eaten?”

“Yes”

“Water?”

“Yes”

“Gotten any sun?”

“Seungmin i’m not a plant!!!”

-Will serenade you with any song you desire might pout if you decline any day6

-Will let the affectionate puppy in him out if you’re really have a horrible time :( you get to experience cuddlemin first hand all while he threatens to murder you if you tell anyone about it☺️

-Honestly is lowkey shitting himself because he doesn’t know what to do and can’t fix it and it’s driving him insane🤡

-honestly just pats your head while you nap and frantically texts his older sister asking what to do

Jeongin 정인

-This baby is right up there with Jisung but slightly less clueless. It’s more than likely that you might be his first gf or at least one of the few he’s had so he’s not really experienced in this category

-Kinda just forks over whatever you want whenever you want it. Hoodies,sweatpants,baseball caps, whatever you want it’s yours.

-If he’s got time he loves to pick you up from uni and do something special like take you to a cafe to get something sweet or to walk around the park(his binnie hyung said walks are good for cramps)

-panics whenever you’re in any amount of pain “do we need to go to the emergency room😰”

-Is the boyfriend who does the cramps simulator because he wants to know what it feels like for you

…

He almost throws up but that’s besides the point

-After that you immediately get the princess treatment, you will not have to lift a damn finger as long as he’s there.

-Will go protective guard dog on you if any of the boys are messing with you too much. “Cut it out!! Y/n isn’t feeling well😠🔪🤺”

It’s very cute if you’re being honest but you tell him it’s alright. He’s still going to be protective of you anyways. Extra cautious when you’re walking outside, always having his hand on the small of your back.

-shoves pain meds down your throat on a god damn SCHEDULE. His innie senses start tingling the minute you express any sort of discomfort and he’s zooming to the medicine cabinet.

“Innie my liver💀”

“But your tummy hurt🥺”

-Also the type to rub your tummy and look at you like 🥺 ‘my poor babyyyy’, kissing all over your temples and cheeks

-he touches your boobs once(1) and almost gets yeeted into the stratosphere

-He almost cried because he didn’t know it would hurt you cause he always grabs your tiddies when you’re cuddling😭

-wakes up in the middle of the night to grab your heating pad and get you a snack

#skz #skz headcanons #skz fluff #skz reactions #dating skz #skz soft thoughts #skz soft hours #skz scenarios #skz bang chan #skz jeongin #skz jisung #skz lee minho #skz felix #skz seungmin #skz hyunjin #skz changbin #this one caused all the feelings tbh

[hazbin-college]

The V’s

“Vox! Val!” The shout rang down the hallway from the living room, tone scolding and aggravated “get your asses out here now!”

It didn’t take long for the two other residents to come out of their own respective rooms. Vox in his causal oversized clothes, curly hair a mess atop his head.

While Valentino was already dressed in pajamas, silky shorts that barely covered what they needed and a half hanging off similar materiel shirt. His longer pink hair tied back loosely with a scrunchy

“What?? I was studying” Vox scowled, his arms crossing while he looked down towards his much shorter roommate. Who was holding a pair of pants. Hey, that kind of looked like his pants-

He wasn’t able to finish that thought before the pants were chucked at his face, causing him to stumble back

“For god’s sake you own a laundry basket!” Velvette snapped, her nose scrunching “want to know where I found that? Not the laundry! Or even in your room! If you two can’t keep your fuckin pants on while you’re sucking face on the couch at least bring a fucking hamper out here! I don’t want your crusty over used, under washed, jizz covered pants on the fucking floor!” Her voice only rose in volume the longer she ranted, taking a much needed gulp of air after she stopped, but otherwise looking completely composed.

“Ooooh, you’re in trouble~” Val purred towards Vox, wiggling his fingers at him. But the vocalization merely got hazel eyes snapped towards him. And he immediately shut his mouth

“And. You.” Vel growled, pointing an accusatory finger at the much too tall man “just because you leave less piss stained clothes behind doesn’t mean you’re off the hook!” She narrowed her eyes. Before pointing towards the kitchen “you need to wash your fucking dishes! Just because I’m the only one who knows how to be reasonably clean in this house does not mean I’m your fucking housewife. Every time I see a fucking three day old plate in that sink you dumped in from your room, I will break one of your precious decorative weapons and put the broken fucking plastic in your lube” she sneered. A low satisfaction warming her chest at the way Val’s eyes widened. Her threats were never empty. She would do it.

“Now that we have that out of the way” she says, taking a calming breath “next time you both decided to have a bang sesh. Either do it when I’m out. Or do it quietly. I don’t need to hear Val moaning for his daddy at three AM when I’m studying for an exam. Next time I hear it, I’m recording and posting it” she gave a patronizing grin after she finished speaking, crossing her arms over her chest “any questions?”

“Uh, yeah. How come you get to make all the rules. You aren’t the landlord” Vox scoffed, waving Velvette off “I pay my portion of rent I should be able to leave my pants where I fucking want”

Velvette’s eye twitched. She could not stand living with these two idiots. She clasped her hands together in front of her “okay! Guess I’ll start rubbing my bare ass all over your bed and leaving my dirty fucking tampons on the floor. How does that sound smartass?”

“Gross! What the fuck Vel!” Valentino piped up this time, scrunching his nose

“Yeah, that’s not the same. Keep your gross girl shit to yourself” Vox huffed, rolling his eyes

“I swear to god I’m going to shit in your fucking coffee” Vel could feel her very limited patience growing thinner, her glare narrowing towards Vox “I’m going to say this in a very simple way” she started, folding her hands together and taking a step closer to Vox “next time I find any of your clothes out of your room. I’m burning them. And then bringing the ashes back here and rubbing it in your fuckin eyes” she took another breath, pinching the bridge if her nose “god why did I agree to room with two fucking dudes you both are so disgusting” she muttered to herself.

She spun around on her heel before either could say anything, throwing a hand up “I’m going out! Your boy toy Angel posted on his insta about a party tonight. I expect the place to be fucking clean when I’m back, later fuckers!” She threw up a middle finger for good measure, slamming the door closed behind her

The two boys were left standing in the living room, glancing at each other before towards whatever mess might be around the living space

“…. We should probably do what she says” Vox piped up

“Yeah I really don’t want my next hookup to be ruined by plastic in the lube” Val shivered at the idea, moving to start picking up the mess he had definitely left in the kitchen earlier that day.

#froot’s hazbin college #hazbin hotel au #Vox Valentino and Velvette #the v’s #college au #Vox and Val are two idiots but we love them #Vel has to put up with so much #havent posted in a hot minute cause I got busy with cosplay #try to do more cause I love them

[mingis-conspiracy-theories]

dating poly!jongsang

i’m finally back from the dead 💀 poly!atz part 5/7~ nsfw at the end!

dating these two is like having your own personal security squad

jongho won’t let anyone harm a single strand of hair on your pretty head

and yeosang? ready to roast anyone you need him to without mercy

did you ask for this?? no

but are you the most well-protected person within a 10-km radius??

don’t hesitate babe, you KNOW you are

Choi Jongho

guard dog #1

has MUSCLES and isn’t afraid to let you know he has them

but also doesn’t know how to flirt properly because his examples have only ever been wooyoung and san, and he’d rather eat cardboard than learn from those two, thanks

instead, his version of flirting is making sure you know you’re safe with him

that includes flexing his biceps as hard as he can for NO REASON when he’s holding your hand

always tries his hardest to convey his love by telling you to get home safely, but every single time, it comes out as “if you don’t text me when you get home, i’m going to find you myself and kill you with my bare hands”

like what 😭😭😭 ok i-i love you too

when he can walk you home though, is the type of gentleman to walk you all the way to your front door

and then spend 3 whole minutes stopping you from going inside yet because he’s still trying to decide whether or not he should kiss you goodnight

is just as anti-pda (public displays of affection) as yeosang, but yeosang actually finds it LESS painful to see the both of you kiss each other goodbye than to watch jongho flounder around like a fish out of water for 1 more goddamn second

jongho’s love language is acts of service

so if you aren’t taking good care of yourself for whatever reason, you can bet yo ass jongho will put that responsibility on himself to do it all

aka - you didn’t eat breakfast?? how DARE you 😤😤😤 If you aren’t going to take care of your own body, guess Jongho is going to have to do it HIMSELF.

when you’re dating jongho, your fridge is NEVER not stocked. Your pantry is N E V E R not full. Even your secret stash of pads and tampons (if you use them!) have somehow been stocked enough to last you the next 2 years

you don’t even notice they’re being regularly stocked until you’re thinking about it one day and realize you can’t remember the last time you ran out and had to buy some

you once came back home and found yeosang eating popcorn at your dining table while jongho was busy fixing the leak in your kitchen sink that you never told either of them about

jongho just ✨knows✨ things

is the type of boyfriend to lowkey be offended when neither you nor yeosang pick him as a partner on board game night

you both always fight to be yunho’s partner because he’s the best at games and jongho is flabbergasted EVERY SINGLE TIME

because hello?? are you guys dating yunho or dating him???

gets jealous but won’t admit it

every time he loses either of you to yunho, refuses to hug either of you to sleep, no matter how hard you try to sway him by telling him you can’t fall asleep without your teddy bear

on the other hand, yeosang just shrugs and goes to brush his teeth because he knows jongho will give in eventually 😈😈😈

yeosang’s gut feeling ALWAYS checks out because every single morning after y’all win with yunho, you ALWAYS find jongho in bed with you both because he’d spent the entire night wide awake on the couch being eaten alive by his guilt

jongho can and will accept apologies in the form of breakfast 😤 eggs sunny-side-up ONLY with a kiss on the side and NO QUESTIONS

like yeosang, doesn’t really say the words i love you

the only time he says it is when he’s been egged on and in competition with someone (read: wooyoung)

then he’ll become the loviest doviest boyfriend you yeosang AND wooyoung have EVER SEEN

literally scoffs when you suggest making two trips from the car after grocery shopping because y’all bought too much shit

will dangle one of the bags from his teeth if he has to

has a certain pride about how strong he’s gotten

you and yeosang once brought him a watermelon to break for funsies and y’all ended up having to clean watermelon juice from the ceiling after jongho couldn’t accept defeat and ended up just smashing his fist into it

is REALLY protective over the both of you

you verbalizing that you need him makes his chest puff up in pride

you need him to come with you to the doctor’s because you’re scared of the shot you’re getting? say no more

someone say something hurtful to you at work? do you want him to  just cuddle you to death or should he tell your coworker to meet him in the parking lot?

gets embarrassed when you compliment him or tell him how much you love his gummy smile

but it lowkey boosts his confidence

chugs respect women juice

loves you two so much, even if you both like to follow him to the gym just to chant his name and whistle at him distractedly while he’s just trying to do his reps goddammit

Kang Yeosang

guard dog (cat?) #2

will never admit it but having jongho present comforts him deeply because his introverted self likes to hide behind the other whether it’s because the stranger on the elevator is initiating small talk or if someone’s being rude  to y’all at the store

if yeosang had cat ears, they’d be flat on his head

is WAY less confrontational and less overprotective than jongho, but that doesn’t mean he loves you both any less fiercely

it just means he’ll try plan b (glaring silently) to plan e (feigning ignorance) until he has no other choice but to unleash the savage tongue lashing he’d been saving as a last resort

doesn’t happen often but when it does, he goes for the JUGULAR

has an insane poker face

is the KING of any board games that require lying or manipulation

he and yunho make such a SAVAGE team that they’re now banned from being partners because of how much they won (and also because of how much money mingi lost when y’all bet with real money last time 😭)

likes to go hit the gym with jongho

when it’s just him and jongho, they get SO much done

but when you decide to come too, he ALWAYS gets distracted having fun with you taking silly pictures in the mirror and trying to get an exasperated jongho to lift the two of you while you hang off his arms

when yeosang laughs openly, it’s the CUTEST thing

sometimes when you’re out with him, you don’t realize you’re the only one wearing a face full of makeup until he turns to talk to you and you see his birthmark staring at you in the face

like jongho, doesn’t really prefer to show PDA

but it’s really clear to people who know him that there’s only two people in the world that yeosang will wrap his arms around unprompted or rest his head onto the shoulders of

over the years, you’ve learned not to make a deal out of him doing it because bringing attention to it just embarrasses him into getting off

the longer you leave him to put his head on your shoulder, the more likely he’ll curl into you more and more until his head is so far into your neck that you can’t even see his face anymore

he’s literally A CAT

also isn’t aware of his own beauty

whenever you both compliment him, he gets flustered and then deflects by turning it back on you

only started hitting the gym because he wanted to spend more time with jongho

but then one day he started coming home with BICEPS and it’s slowly becoming the death of you

the type to save all of the selfies you send him in a folder on his phone and then name the folder “GROCERY RECEIPTS” to deter wooyoung  from opening the folder when he snoops

somehow has 1837407014 unflattering pictures of you and jongho saved

won’t admit that it’s for future blackmail purposes but you KNOW

you won’t let him play mid lane on league of legends? oh... oh no... his finger is slipping... he’s accidentally about to upload an unflattering picture of you to the group chat... o-oh no...

won’t actually do it but his bluff gets him mid lane EVERY single time

is somehow level 572 on candy crush

you also found out 3 years into your relationship that he plays online scrabble regularly with your MOM

you don’t know how it happens but every single year, he GENUINELY forgets that it’s your birthday

you ain’t even mad anymore

because it’s freaking funny to see the panic slowly build up on his face when jongho kisses you and wishes you a happy birthday in the morning and you both have to hold in your laughter as you watch a giftless yeosang approach you to do the same and then have to come up with an excuse about why he suddenly has to go this very instant

lowkey competitive

the three of you went to a carnival once and he blew $50 trying to win you a stuffed animal

keyword: trying

at the time, yeosang just shrugged and started talking about where to go for dinner so you let it go, thinking he wasn’t upset at all

but y’all ended up going to the carnival again the following week for funsies and when you got to the same stall, yeosang took out EIGHT pages of strategy notes about how to win rigged carnival games

he and an overly competitive jongho ended up going head-to-head

did the three of you end up getting kicked out for clearing out all the stuffed animals at the carnival?

yes, yes you did

did you all have to take the bus back home holding two industrial sized plastic bags full of stuffed animals each?

yes, yes you did

did you get glared at? yes

did yeosang glare back?? hell yes

but were you all smiling until your cheeks ached?

i’ll let you answer that one

❗NSFW❗

honestly, these two don’t get in the mood very often

sometimes, jongho has to be egged on, riled up and pushed and pushed until he reaches his breaking point

but ALL the classic tropes do it for him

lacy lingerie, texting him suggestive photos when he’s out, wearing nothing but one of his hoodies around the house, you name it, it gets him hard

and surprisingly, yeosang is VERY good at playing that game

yeosang in just a button-up shirt in all his milky-skinned glory...? he WEAPONIZES that shit

unfortunately, jongho also has a ridiculous amount of self-control, so if either of you want him to pin you to the bed with the intention to WRECK, you gotta work for it

but if you succeed, he’ll make sure you get EXACTLY what you wanted

frustrated jongho has the strength of a fucking tiger

still, despite how roughly he’s treating you in the moment, he always makes sure that you’re okay

you use the stop light system

and if you or yeosang give jongho anything less than an enthusiastic green when he asks, he’s stopping no matter what you say

LOVES being ridden so he can watch you and yeosang’s faces contort with pleasure when he bucks up into you just right

gets off watching you work for what you wanted

in this relationship i imagine yeosang is likely your partner in crime

just two kittens who want to play with their master 🥺😈

wants to be punished and railed into the mattress just as much as you do

more often than not, you two work together in perfect synchrony to seduce jongho into madness

after so many years, yeosang has PERFECTED the art of acting like he doesn’t know how much his half-naked mirror selfies affect you two

and if you happen to be in the picture too?

honestly jongho never stood a chance

it was you and yeosang against the rules and the rules LOST

won’t admit it but yeosang gets half his confidence from you

when you’re with him, he feels like he can do anything

including that two-second burst of confidence he got one time where he felt like he could shove jongho onto the mattress, jump him and get away with it

he was promptly manhandled, flipped over and taught a lesson

and you? ordered to stay put until it was your turn

whenever jongho has his way with you, the two of you are ALWAYS sore afterwards

none of you are good at cleaning up

and the three of you always regret it when you wake up in the morning

both of them have seen you at your worst

but even after so many years, underneath the warm glow of sunrise, they still look at you with more adoration than you’ve ever seen in anyone

at this point, you’re pretty sure... they’re the ones

#jongsang #ateez #ateez x reader #ateez x you #jongsang x reader #jongho x reader #yeosang x reader #jongho x you #yeosang x you #ateez headcanons #ateez imagines #ateez fic #poly ateez #polyteez #ateez smut #not me randomly coming back from the ded after like 6 months #😭😭😭

[herofics]

Hello! I really wanted to request a continuation for the quirk swap headcannon (Dabi, Bakugou, Hawks) seasoned with cayenne. *Spice❤️‍🔥lover*. Like the quirk swap ended up lasting longer than they anticipated?🥺

I just have this idea that after being in Y/N's body for a few days/a week, there would be things about it, they find cute or hot that they never noticed before.

I was gonna write it for a longer time originally too (first ones here), so I'm happy you asked for this, also I guess this more about figuring out everyday things in a different type of body they’re used to. Again with a fembodied!reader and some hmm, let’s call it anatomical language and mentions about periods. I didn’t know how to write anything spicy about this, because it’s still their own body even if the other one is inhabiting it, so it felt weird. I kinda wanna do this separately for trans!Bakugou, because I really like that headcanon, but I didn’t want to add it into this because I didn’t do it in the first part

~Hawks/Takami Keigo~

•You’re spending the week at your apartment with Hawks, because neither of you can do hero work like this and it’s just convenient that way

•You had a lot of difficulty with getting used to his wings in the everyday stuff

•So most of the time you just go around without a shirt and just in sweatpants and without socks too

•Hawks on the other hand feels like he’s cold all the time, so he’s bundled up pretty well

•You can just wrap yourself in his wings and make yourself a cocoon of warmth, you refuse to share the warmth and Hawks has to get blanket next to you on the couch so he’s kinda grumpy

•He loves to cuddle and now he gets why you always snuggle to his chest, he has great pecs

•Hawks does end up playing with your boobs quite a lot though, not like in a horny way, he just thinks they’re fun

•He just holds them in his hands and stuff like that

•You definitely did not have a fun time with having a dick, especially because Hawks doesn’t make it any easier nor does the fact that you have to go shirtless in his body

•He’s a damn tease no matter what body he’s in, he likes to touch you anyway even if it’s his body he’s touching

•He doesn’t discriminate anyway, and he thinks he’s good looking so…

•He’s super affectionate as always and he loved cuddles

•Also he grabs your hand and puts it on his ass, which is really weird because it’s your ass and his hand and you’re feeling your own ass with his hand???

•Hawks just grinning like crazy

~Dabi~

•The little body swap incident went on longer than you actually thought it would, so for a week you dealt with being in his body and he in yours and you’re stuck with each other at your apartment

•For you, having a dick was definitely a new experience, like the random boners and all that

•You don’t get aroused by your own body of course, no matter how much Dabi likes to prance around in very little clothing while in your body

•And for Dabi, well let’s just say he doesn’t fare too well with having a cooch

•And then he has periods, well your body has periods while his mind is still occupying it

•Oh god what a trip that was

•You had to teach him how to use pads, since you thought tampons were a bit too much

•You on the other hand had to deal with the pain his body is constantly in, and some days there are pretty bad flare ups

•Of course periods come with cramps too and Dabi wonders how he never sees you groaning in pain when you get cramps

•He thought you had a low pain tolerance but he now realizes he was obviously wrong

•Anyway, he has of course had to shower in your body and stuff like that

•It’s all super weird for him, because even though he’s in your body, it’s still your body not his

•Let’s just say he knows your body well enough that there are not many new things for him to discover

•You don’t get very intimate during the whole body swap thing, at least not physically

•But the amount of stuff you talk about, my god

•Dabi likes to complain about stuff like how fast your body gets hungry and how much of a sweet tooth you have

•His body on the other hand, never seems to feel hunger, but you try to feed it in about 3 hour intervals and by the time you swap back to your own bodies he’s gained a little bit of weight, not a significant amount, but still

•You have helped Dabi change his staples in the past and stuff like that, but goddamn it hurts when you have to do it on yourself

•Dabi has also tried on pretty much all your clothes and just goes around the apartment in the smallest amount of clothing possible

•Like a big shirt and underwear because he thinks that’s what you look the best in, maybe some knee high socks because he likes the look

•He’s doing that hot girl shit

•And you’re going around in those gray sweatpants and a black tank top, because you think he looks good in those

~Bakugou Katsuki~

•The whole thing is extremely weird and makes him uncomfortable

•And when it just keeps going, and you don’t swap back he’s getting more weirded out by the hour

•When he actually has to do something, and he can’t just sit around it’s weird

•Like him going down the stairs, because he does it so fast your boobs get all bouncy and he finds it odd, because he didn’t realize it felt so uncomfortable

•Like he’s seen it happening when you go down the stairs but to feel it? Weird

•You’re trying not to use his quirk, but you had to try and roast marshmallows with it, because the explosions do generate heat, but it ended very smokey and gooey

•Bakugou is just facepalming on the side because how much of a dumbass can you be?

•At first he didn’t even want to shower when he was in your body, because he doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable, but you remind him you’ve seen each other naked and he does need to clean himself

•And you need to clean yourself too, but he can’t go into the girls shower and you can’t go into the boys shower because you don’t want to see anyone else nude or make them uncomfortable

•So to save time, you reserve one of the showers and take a shower together

•You still do it sort of separately though

•Bakugou has some difficulty wrapping your hair in a that towel turban thing, and you have to show him how

•He’s so used to having just a towel around his waist that he almost walked out of the showers with your tiddies out

•You pulled him back in and wrapped the towel around his upper body as well, before the two of you sneaked back into his room

•Bakugou does sort of get used to being in your body by the end of the week, but then you switch back and he’s so relieved

#bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #hawks #bnha hawks #mha hawks #takami keigo #dabi #bnha dabi #mha dabi #bakugou katsuki #kacchan #bnha headcanons #mha headcanons #bnha x reader #mha x reader #bnha fluff #mha fluff #bnha fanfiction #mha fanfiction

[golddaggers]

midnight rendezvous

pairing: louis tomlinson x f!reader

warnings: filthy smut with hints of fluffness. period sex. petnames. him calling you baby doll. defo nsfw +18, so my dudes, read carefully.

a/n: it's your renegade writer back with her fantasies. i've written this a while back and though it'd be such a shame to share. if you do like it, make sure to reblog and like. thanks and enjoy *wink* leth x

word count: 3k+

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It’s just a bit past midnight when I park home, no one wandering the streets, or children playing about, there’s just the chilled breeze fumbling with the leaves. I don’t notice a second car on the driveway until I’m up close, I blame the dim yellow streetlights and my exhaustion. It had been a particularly busy shift at the hospital, I wanted nothing more than to sleep for about two days straight.

The cold crisp air makes me tremble for a split second, but I am soon welcomed by the warmth of the inside. I kicked off my sneakers, trying to be as silent as possible, I didn’t want to wake him up. A second car meant Louis had come home and he must be tired, it had been weeks since he had a break, we hadn’t seen each other for even longer. The weekends he happened to be around, I couldn’t work my schedule to spend them at home with him. It sucked, and I missed him more than I could put it into words.

A frustrated sigh slips while I walk to the kitchen, filling up a glass of water. After so many years, I should be used to it: the busy schedule, the months spent apart. I’m not, though. And being honest, I don’t think it’s possible to not be in pain when waking up to an empty bed beside me, to not hear the soft humming when he’s doing the dishes, to not miss the press of his lips on mine. I just wanted us to buy a bunch of lands somewhere, live a quiet, happy life, have children, and grow old. Just the two of us.

This was something I would never tell him. Robbing him of his passions wasn’t on my mind. I knew he’d oblige if I did say so. If I asked him, but I couldn't.

I leave a half-drunk glass behind, and go upstairs, taking off my plain white shirt then unbuttoning my jeans. Before I got to the bedroom, however, I froze, strangled sounds coming from there startling me for a second. It's followed by a smile creeping in, I’m very much aware, and familiar, with them.

The door isn’t closed, so I peek in. I see him naked, sheets pooled by his feet, and one hand wrapped around himself, moving up and down with ease, his thumb applying just enough pressure. I feel my mouth watering at the sight, a cramp twisting my belly. Desire gathers quickly, I was so touch-starved that I might as well come undone just by watching him get himself off.

His eyes are closed, thin lips parted. I slide off my pants, throwing both them, and my shirt away, walking inside in just my black lingerie. Even that was starting to be uncomfortable.

“Lou?” I call him, standing with crossed arms. He’s quick to drop everything, shooting me a wide, surprised glare. “Sorry, didn’t mean to spoil your good time.”

I’m half-joking at this point.

“I thought you’d only be home in t’ mornin’,” Deep blue eyes, sparked with lust, stare up at me. I'm very aware of how much I want to be near him again. “C’mere.”

He pats the space on his right side, it’s mesmerizing how quickly he can go from a sex god to a warm loving man. I go, but I don’t stay beside him, instead, I take my seat on his lap, which makes him laugh, rough hands on my waist, squeezing the flesh. I shift, uncomfortable, feeling him beneath me. So hard, so ready. It’s been so long I might just assume I'm a virgin all over again, shamefully responsive to anything he might do to me.

Louis leans in, planting a kiss just between the curve of my breasts. The prickle of his bead makes my pulse rise. It’s the intimacy that gets me hooked. He feels like coming home. A warmth that springs from the tip of my toes to my head, flushes my cheeks, and makes my forehead sweaty.

A “missed ya” whispered on my skin makes me shake, he then kisses the soft spot where the shoulder meets the neck, I let out a groan, moving, seeking friction. His smirk is taunting, both hands going up to my cheeks, four eyes meeting in the middle of a tired night.

“What now?” I say, unsure, panting as his thumb toys with my lips, pushing inside for a moment.

“Do you want a shower first?” He asks, staring at me, a boyish smile on his face.

“I should. I’m disgusting.”

“Nonsense,” The tip of his nose is pressed to my cheek, a ghostly kiss left behind on my jaw. “You look amazing anyway. Why d'ya think I’m so worked up?”

“Were you thinking of me? Getting yourself off imagining my hands around you? My spit and my lips, hmm?”

Louis pants when I grind down on him, slick with the throb of him against me. The fabric of my panties still forbids me from knowing his skin on mine, from sinking and swallowing him whole.

“Yeah, I was. Always think abou' ya', love.”

“I think about you too,” The friction makes me lean forward, sighing against his warm neck. “Nights get so lonely… I miss you so much, you know.”

“Darling…”

“Mmhm, I have to touch myself, grab my boobs,” I place his hands on them, and he squeezes, promptly. Fills his hands. It’s swollen, sore even. I’m burning up.

“Do you say my name when you come?” Louis asks, quietly, sucking a patch of skin. I’ve got goosebumps, I’m reeling from the build-up.

“I do. Over and over and over,” The room feels warmer if that's possible. Sweat drips down my back. I’m aware as to why I’m so sensitive, besides the yearning when it’s been months since he last touched me, my period heightens things up.

For a moment there, I almost forgot it.

“Can I just fuck you now, doll?” It’s a hoarse whisper, I clench in frustration. I’m hot, nearly suffocating. “Want t’ feel yeh so bad.”

His accent thickens, I’m lost, too into the moment to think coherently. I go for his lips, kissing him with passion, biting down on his bottom lip, still moving my hips, rolling against his. He pushes back, groaning into my mouth. It’s sinful. Everything about him is.

“Can’t, sweets,” It slips out, breathlessly. “‘M bloody down there.”

He smiles, soothing, hands firm on my hips. My stomach somersaults, it’s amazing how Louis manages to make me feel 17 every time he gives me that gorgeous smile of his. I feel like one of his groupies.

“Never cared ‘bout that before. C’mon, help me out.”

“Lou…” A strangled noise followed. I’m reaching a point where pleasure mixes with pain, I’m too aroused, too sensitive. He touches me there, trained fingers light to not hurt me but enough to stir me on. “You’re trying to bribe me, aren’t you?”

“Am I getting there?” The double entendre makes me chuckle, nodding. “Good. Let me take those off, hmm?”

“Come,” I untangle myself from him, the cold, empty feeling brings a pang to my lower belly. “If we’re doing this, let’s do it in the shower.”

I slide off my panties, tossing them at him. Louis laughs wholeheartedly, balling it in his hand while kicking the sheets away to follow me into our bathroom.

It’s bright, with mirrors everywhere. My hair looks an absolute mess, strands falling down my shoulders, I’ve got flushed cheeks, and glistening skin, perspiration all over. Five minutes with him just does that to you. He looks impressive from behind me, his brown hair was thrown back, wide blue eyes staring right at me from the reflection. I can see the extension of his tattoos, the tanned skin from being under the sun a little too long last weekend.

Louis is a sight for sore eyes.

We exchange a look then smile. The kind of intimacy that only comes when you love someone, beyond passion, beyond attraction.

He undoes the clasp of my bra. I sigh in relief, gasping when his hands cup my boobs, pinching my oversensitive nipples. I can’t help but toss my head back, resting it on his shoulder. He’s good at this, playing with me, edging me out.

“Missed them even more,” Louis expresses, a half-smile on his face. “You’ve got the prettiest tits I’ve ever seen.”

“You know you’re probably the only man on earth that can get away with saying stuff like that, right?” We share a laugh. “Turn the water on, sweets, yeah? I need to take the tampon off.”

While he busies himself with getting things ready, I put my leg up on the toilet and gently pull it out, being careful not to spill any blood on the floor. I’m mentally grateful it’s not an extra heavy day. I wrap it up in toilet paper and toss it in the bin.

“Water is warm, baby,” Steam starts to fog up the room. “Come.”

“I hope I will.” I wink at him. I don’t know why I’m suddenly so cheeky.

“Don’t tease me,” Lust soaks up his voice, eyes stern. He’d punish me for sure. When I wasn’t expecting him to do so. When we weren’t so desperate for each other. Whenever he’s back home, there’s no games, just tension relief.

He goes in, standing beneath the shower rain, his back facing me. I look at his ass, all perky and round. It’s no secret that I got a thing for it, and I might’ve bitten it a few… hundred times. Whenever I get the chance, really. I grab them, squeezing the muscle, a hoarse laugh falling from his lips. Louis thinks it’s silly, doesn’t see how it’s so great.

We kiss, then. In a brief moment, he spins and pulls me in, tongue rolling ‘round with mine. It’s wet, crude even. I make sounds that would mistake me for a pornstar, groaning when his tip brushes where I’m aching with need. He pulls my hair back, exposing my neck to him, sucking and biting. Leaving behind bruises I’ll have trouble covering. The adrenaline high doesn’t let me focus on that, though.

His hand slides between us, lodging between my legs, his palm pressing my pulsating clit. I call out for him, squeezing his shoulders, whimpering. Just this faint touch sends me into overdrive. It’s borderline ridiculous. How good he is. Or how much I want him. How I crave for him like a junkie craves a fix. It’s the trip of a lifetime when he’s inside me.

I go for his dick, so painfully hard it could cut right through me. There’s something about watching his eyes snap close, or how he moans, but I wobble, my breathing going fitful. He says my name, pressing his soft lips to my forehead, still rubbing me out. My hand seems smaller when it’s wrapped around the width of him. Louis feels heavy and scorching hot.

“I want to do something,” I whisper, high on the pleasure he was giving me. “Would you let me?”

“I want to fuck you, darling,” It’s raw, doesn’t sound dirty, more like a pleading question. “Please let me, hmm? I want to fill you up. Watch it drip down out of you. My pretty baby with cum all over her legs.”

A pained whimper comes out.

The tip of his fingers are stained red, they never really slipped inside me, just circling, creating a build-up that leaves me in discomfort. It’s unusual how much time we are taking with this, at this point, we would’ve fucked about three times already. Either way, I like it. The glint in his eyes, eyes that I adore. Diamond beauties staring down at me, so full of desire. It’s powerful. To know you have such an effect on a man like him.

I place him in the tight space between my thighs, both of us groaning with the stronger contact. I’m dripping and it’s not just blood, he’s thrumming, hips sloppily jerking forward. I feel him almost in me, but not quite. I scream, I’m sure our neighbours would make complaints. I don’t find it in me to care. It's way too heavenly.

Tattooed hands land on each of my love handles, our bodies are almost one at this point. That’s when he lifts my leg, we both can’t do any more foreplay, no more waiting. I help him inside, a little bit of blood gushing before he’s deep within. It takes a while for me to get used to him again, two months can be enough for things to shrink back up.

“God, your cunt is so fucking tight,” He mumbles, out-of-worldly. “You’re gonna make me come and I barely even started.”

“And you’re so fucking big, gonna split me open,” I shoot back, gripping tight on his forearm, trying to balance myself as he starts to pound, slowly at first. “Fuck, baby. This is so good.”

“Tell me who can make you feel so good, baby doll,” A particular hard snap of his hips makes me sway on my step, but his iron grip steadies me. “Use your words. I want to know.”

“You!” It’s a desperate squeal, I feel full, he stretches me to a burning point. Pain mixing with pleasure. It doesn’t take a scientist to tell me I’ll have trouble sitting down tomorrow. “You, baby.”

Louis lifts my other leg, both on the crook of his arms, and presses me against the tiled wall of our bathroom. His teeth clamp around my nipple, biting, sucking. I feel dizzy with the torrential rain of emotions. The water keeps falling on us, warm. It splashes when he thrusts.

None of us is lasting longer. I wasn’t particularly known to do so, not when he was the one handling me anyway. Some people are just skilled. Just know how to push somebody else’s buttons. And Louis knew how to push mine. He knew how to push me into the fucking edge. Coax a string of orgasms out of me if he so wanted. With his fingers, with his tongue, with his dick.

I moan, one hand tugging the hair at the nape of his neck and the other going to where our bodies met. It’s a fucking sight. Watching him go in then out of me. I start rubbing myself.

“You have to be quieter,” He says, our foreheads glued together, still slamming into me like I’m his favourite rag doll. “We don’t need people calling the police.”

“It’s your fault,” My reply is followed by a curse word. “Giving it to me so good like that.”

“Mmhm,” Dark blue looks at me, I can feel him getting sloppier. It’s close.

In urgency, he kisses me, I’m too frail, too putty in his hands. A numbness starts on the tip of my toes, it makes my eyes roll back, I can’t even voice anything anymore, entirely surrendered to him. To the vulnerability of this moment. Being his as much as he’s mine.

Time stands still whenever I’m with him. And right now, I can’t even keep track of it, too lost in him. That’s why I don’t know how long it took, it could’ve been seconds or minutes or hours. But I broke. Went up screaming. Barely registering he was telling me to shush, that it was too late in the night to be so loud. If that was what he was saying at all.

I’m shuddering, that I can tell with conviction, convulsing. That doesn’t happen often. I mean, it’s always fucking good, but like this, like I’m on something, that’s exceptional. At one point, he growls, squeezing me tighter. His hips stutter, face squashed against my chest. He spends himself inside me, as it was promised. I’m beyond satisfied, I’m in a state of bliss no one can reach me. Where the world doesn’t exist, only him.

Louis stays in for a while longer, nuzzling between my breasts, I play with his hair, a bubbly smile on my face. No high higher than this. He helps me down, I don’t trust my feet, clinging to him like a child. A chuckle falls from his lips.

“That good, huh?”

I just nod.

“I’ll help you clean up.”

With a sponge and a bit of liquid soap, Louis rubs down my body, taking his time to bubble me up. I’m still sensitive to touch, I have to pull his hand away when he tries to touch me down there, where I’m probably red and still swollen. I can feel the burn. Good burn, though.

When we both finish cleaning ourselves up, we step out of the shower. He still has a protective hand around my waistline. I wince at the thought of moving away, but I have to, I can tell I’m one second shy of making a mess on the floor.

He fetches us towels while I go deal with the bloody problem. Pun intended. I clean the dripping blood mixed with cum on my thighs, and when I look up, deep blue is fixed on me. As if entranced.

“What?”

“You just look hot.”

A little laugh slips.

“Thanks. You don’t look so bad,” I groan, it’s still sore-ish when I slide the tampon in. “You really did a number on me.”

“Eh, who’s counting?”

Louis winks, helping me up, I’m still weak on the legs. There’s no need to get dressed, so we wrap ourselves under the sheets, our sopping hair making stains on the pillows.

It’s so painfully intimate.

“I love you,” I whisper, half-asleep, minutes later.

“I love you more.”

His voice is the last sound I hear before I drift to the first night of sleep where I feel full, happy, and satiated. Slept like a queen, his arms wrapped around my waist, cheek pressed to my back. I was on my little piece of heaven and no one could ever snap me out.

#louis tomlinson #louis #louis x reader #louis tomlinson x reader #1d #one direction #smut #fluff #ish #sweet!louis #period sex #louis tomlinson smut #louis tomlinson fluff #louis smut #louis tomlinson period sex

[yunopouts]

NCT DREAM reaction to you asking for them to get pads/ period necessities

-> nct dream x gender neutral reader!

-> a/n: periods don't have a gender 😊

I just want to preface that none of the gifs i use are mine unless i clearly state so!!

Mork the Fork:

I don’t know how he’d react, to be completely honest.

You wanted to see if he’d act the way you thought

And he did lmfao

he was a little nervous

but tried to play it off as if he was fine

like it was a question that was often asked (which for some it is, but not for this guy)

When he's buying them, he’d definitely try and explain to the cashier that they weren’t for him

and that he had someone at home on their period

Probably would buy you one big box of chocolate, like a hundred pack, so you had a variety and wouldn't get mad if he bought the wrong ones

Renjun:

the definition of unbothered king when it comes to these things

The calmest out of all of them

Hardest one to ask, just cause you didn’t want to get bullied

But it’s not what you expected

Probably shrug and be like “sure, what’s your size?”

Walk up to the cash, seriously uninterested in whatever was going and looking at his phone, putting the box down, only looking up when he had to pay

As for the chocolates, it’d probably be one of the ones in the mesh bag that are like… off brand chocolate (do y'all know what i'm talking about)

Jeno

Second calmest, after Renjun

Probably the easiest to ask.

“Yeah, babe, of course. What do you need?”

SLDSKKDB IM PLANNING THIS OUT AND IT HURTS MY HEART

He’d be smiling the sweetest smile

He's probably done this a hundred times for you so he doesn't even have to ask your size

Chocolate would be all your favourite bars and like three of each

Haechan (Donghyuck)

He’d be a little taken aback first

But then he’d be like, playing it off so cool

but like the over the top type cool

He’d bring it to the counter

and do the thing where his tongue pokes at his cheek

The cashier would be so confused

Hyuck’s like laughing

but the stupid fuckboy laugh

The cashier is now very weirded out

As for chocolate, he probably would buy a small box of Lindors,

specifically the red ones

Jaemin

Second easiest to ask

He’d be so excited

“WHAT’S YO PUSSY SIZE BITCH”

That is what I think know he’d say

He’d go and come back all confident

But he got the wrong size

So he went back really embarrassed

He called you and started panicking because he doesn’t know if he should get tampons or pads

Or what the right brand was

Or if he should get ‘wings’ or ‘no wings’

Probably just bought you a starbucks brownie cause he felt bad for stressing you out before

like four of them too

Chenle

Second hardest to ask

Also because you don’t want to get bullied

but you did anyways

and he bullied you anyways (kinda)

HE ACTUALLY TOOK YOUR CARD

Mf was like “Kay, gimme your card”

When you looked at him he just said "what? it's not my vagina that's releasing useless tissue."

Then once you gave it he just left

He sent you a dry ass text asking what size you wanted

literally just said "size" and that was it

Then he came back with the smallest kitkat bar

THIS BITCH THREW THE CHOCOLATE AT YOU

AND THEN PROCEEDED TO LEAVE THE ROOM WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING

"ZHONG CHENLE" was all he heard when he was walking away

Jisung

Oh god

Third easiest to ask

Mainly because you knew he’d do it

But you knew he’d be so fucking nervous

And you were right

He was happy but looked like he wanted to cry at the same time

“O-okay” he’d nod, but very hesitantly

Babe was so scared and so you had to go with him

You let him guess which ones you normally buy

And that was a bad idea

He got so stressed so you took the pack and placed it in his hands sending him to pay

HIS HANDS WOULD BE SHAKING SO BAD WHEN HE PUT THEM DOWN ON THE COUNTER

You didn’t buy chocolate

When you got home you just cuddled in bed with the heating pad between the two of you

Hes the baby spoon

And you were hugging his head

Your legs were tangled

Very cute

IM SO FUCKING SAD

#nct imagines #lee jeno #na jaemin #mark lee #huang renjun #zhong chenle #lee donghyuck #park jisung #nct dream fluff

[tomiokai]

running an errand

haikyuu!!

navigation <- masterlist found here

[ sfw ] asking the haikyuu!! boys if they could go into the store to get you “watermelon flavoured tampons” prank gone wrong. f/reader

y. nishinoya / k. sugawara / k. kenma / k. akaashi / k. tsukishima / r. suna / l. haiba / t. yamaguchi

notes: i saw this idea on tiktok a few months ago and i wanted to write about how some of the haikyuu!! boys would react. i wrote this on the road, i was honestly surprised i could access my drafts without wifi.

cw: swearing.

Yu Nishinoya

Manz would go in the store head held up high.

He was honoured that you’d trust him with this task.

If he sees one of his friends, he wouldn’t hesitate even a moment to tell them about your errand for him.

“HI SUGAWARA! Y/N SENT ME TO GET HER WATERMELON TAMPONS!”

Nishinoya would browse through all the aisles and find no flavoured tampons?!???

He would be the type to ask another male store worker for help.

The two would spend a good 15 minutes looking for the nonexistent product.

In the end they would settle on a pink and green coloured box of tampons.

He would walk back into the car with a cheeky looking smile on his face.

“So ugh… I couldn’t find one labeled ‘Watermelon Tampons’ so I asked for help and they couldn’t find it either. We settled with this one cause it kinda looked like it was watermelon themed. Hopefully I got I right?”

Koushi Sugawara

He would want to spend more time with you and make you come with him into the store.

When you say no, he would beg you to come with him.

He says that if you don’t come with him that he wouldn’t go in either.

Just a little clingy.

Now Sugawara isn’t dumb, he’s far from it. So of course he was skeptical.

Once you finally locked him out the car he grumpily walked into the store.

He would browse through the aisle and with no luck he would probably hit up his mate Daichi and ask him for help.

As suspected he wouldn’t know a thing either.

Like Nishinoya, Sugawara would also settle on a green and pink box of tampons.

Kozume Kenma

100% did not want to leave his room to buy you “stupid watermelon tampons or whatever”.

While you went to get the car keys he would pull up amazon and try to get them from online.

He would realize that ‘watermelon flavoured tampons’ weren’t a thing.

When you went back to his room to drag him to the car he would say he already got them for you.

“Don’t worry y/n. I already ordered them online with my Amazon Prime. They’ll be here in a few hours.”

You would just be dumbfounded. Like how did this bitch find watermelon flavoured tampons-

You would just stand there for a good few minutes just staring at Kenma.

“Well, thanks Kenma…” you would say before walking out the room and locking yourself in the the washroom.

Keiji Akaashi

Keiji would know it was a prank because common, he is a genius and he already does the household shoping anyways so he already knew they didn’t exist.

But we all know Akaashi has a goofy said so he would pretend he doesn’t know and drag you into the store with him.

You put up a fight but he managed to confiscate your phone and use it as leverage to drag you along if him.

Right as you walk in he would dart directly to a female worker and embarrass the hell out of you.

“My girlfriend was just looking for some watermelon flavoured tampons but it seems that she couldn’t find any, could you perhaps help her?”

Then he would straight up start walking away but right before he was out of sight, he would stick his tongue out at you.

Kei Tsukishima

This bitch would straight up refuse to go in and buy you watermelon flavoured tampons.

He would tell you to “get off your lazy ass” and “do it yourself”

Bastard ruined the prank. 🙄

Somehow (because you’re a bad biddie) you got him to go in and get them for you.

He would walk to the feminine products aisle and with one browse he would realize what you had done.

This bitch would be petty and buy you a whole watermelon along with a regular box of tampons.

He would walk back to the car with a calm expression on his face (which you honestly didn’t expect, you more so expected him to be pissed) and throw the tampons at you and then dump the watermelon on your lap and just start driving without another word.

At home he would then scold you and say “I’ll never buy you anything ever again.”

Rintaro Suna

Like many of the others, Suna wouldn’t want to go.

He’s not embarrassed or anything, he just couldn’t give a shit.

After a little convincing he would roll his eyes and go in the store all depressed looking.

I just know this boy would pick up the first box he sees and buy it.

Throwing the box at you he would proceed to say, “They were out of stock, sorry.”

Then he would just start driving.

Lazy ass mother fucker. ✋🙄

When you question him if he actually looked for them he would only shrug his shoulders and ignore you for the rest of the ride.

Lev Haiba

Like Nishinoya he would also get very excited to help you.

He would honestly be surprised as well.

BUT Lev did have his suspicions on “watermelon flavoured tampons” since he grew up with a sister.

Nether the less, he would march into the store and look for them.

When he couldn’t find them he would 100% ask a female worker for help and get laughed at in the face.

Sorry baby.

Lev would walk back to the car, face a little red and hand you a normal box of tampons while grumbling something about trusting his instincts more.

Tadashi Yamaguchi

This baby would go in without a second thought.

He puts so much trust in you.

So when he got in and couldn’t find any watermelon flavoured tampons he would start getting worried and panicky.

He would vigorously look repeatedly at all the tampons over and over again.

A few people walked by and secretly questioned why he was staring so intensely at boxes of tampons.

In the end he would decide to call you.

“Ugh babe, we kind of have a problem. I don’t think this store carries watermelon flavoured tampons or they’d sold out. Do you want me to ask a worker to see if they have any in the back?”

Feelings really bad for him already, you would tell him to just get a normal pack and come back to the car.

Once you explained it was a prank he would get all red and demand cuddles to make it up to him.

#headcanon #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu!! #haikyuu fluff #yu nishinoya #koushi sugawara #kenma kozume #akaashi keiji #kei tsukishima #yamaguchi tadashi #suna rintarou #lev haiba

[coolemmasulivan]

New Member

Chris Evans x Reader

Resume: Y/a finds out she’s pregnant.

N/A: English is not my first language

You look outside the car window as Chris drove to his mom's house. Winter was almost there and snow had already fallen a few days back. It didn't matter if it was a sunny summer day, cold and colorful autumn, or a white snow day, Boston was beautiful either way.

"Babe, did you heard what I said?" Chris's voice woke you up from your daze. You turned your head and saw his blue eyes looking at you through the rearview mirror. Since Scott had called shotgun first, Dodger and you were confined to the back seat.

"Sorry, what?" They both laughed and Dodger let out a bark.

"Nothing."

You were about to ask him again what had he said, but when the car stopped you realized you had arrived at Lisa's house and next thing you know, Chris's nephews were opening the car door so Dodger could get out and play with them.

You grabbed the pie from your lap and to your surprise, Chris opened your door. Not that it was the first time, but he usually did it when you two went on a date or when you ended falling asleep in the car on your way home after a tiring day.

"You're being very nice. Should I be worried?" You asked him, suspiciously.

He smiled and closed the car door, leaving his hand against it and putting the other on the other side near your head, trapping you against the black jeep.

"What are you talking about? I'm always nice. I'm a friendly and charming guy." He smirked and turned his cap around so the NASA word was no longer visible and the light of the sun hit his face bringing out the color of his eyes.

The scent of his cologne surrounded you and you gripped the pie dish harder. Even after six years together, he still could make you weak at the knees just by a single glance, word, or his strong and fresh cologne.

He leaned closer and looked down at your lips. You did the same, completely forgetting where you were, but Stella laughing alongside her brothers brought you back to the real world. You quickly raised your hand and covered Chris's mouth before he could lock lips with you.

"You're a naughty boy, that's what you are. I know it, you know it, your fans know it. Now get out of my way."

"As you wish." He took his hands from the car but doesn't make a move to step back. His body is still an inch from yours and the smirk on his face makes you want to smash his handsome face and also kiss him like there's no tomorrow.

"Hey lovebirds, what are you doing back there? Must I remind you that are kids in here?" Scott yelled.

You shock the naughty thoughts that were forming in your head and stepped away from Chris, but as soon as you walked away, you felt him slapping your butt.

"Christopher!" You shouted. You quickly turned around ready to punch his arm but he was already running away.

"Love you, babe." He shouted.

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While Carly and Shanna put on the table, you helped Lisa with the salad while she finished the main course.

You were laughing about something that Carly was telling when her oldest entered the kitchen.

"Why down uncle Chris has so much energy? He's supposed to be old." You couldn't help but laugh.

"Hey, I heard that!" Chris said, entering the kitchen with Dodger right behind him. He grabbed the bowl from the floor and put a hand on your back, sending a shiver down your spine. "Sorry, babe." You took a step back and he filled the bowl with water, putting it back on the floor for Dodger. As he bent down, you couldn't help but admire his ass, and seeing his black boxers peeking out of his pants wasn't helping your inappropriate imagination. You turned your gaze toward the bowl of salad and swallowed the lump on your throat. What was going on with me? You thought.

"Y/n?" Lisa called you "I think that's enough tomato, don't you think?"

You looked at her like she had grown two heads. "What?"

"The salad, sweetheart!" You looked at the bowl and realized that you had cut too many tomatoes.

"Oh god, sorry!"

There it was again, his warm and big hand on your back. "Are you okay?

You looked at him and smiled. "Yes. I'm fine." I just want to jump your bones, that's all – you thought to yourself.

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After dinner, you all hang out in the garden and saw an animation movie with a projector screen that Scott and Chris had put up. The kids chose the movie and Lisa made the popcorn.

You were curled up against Chris, with a blanket over your legs and his arm around your shoulders. You took a sip from your drink and looked up at Chris. He was smiling at the screen and sometimes laughed, not forgetting the hand on the left boob. You loved him and the relationship he had with his family was so beautiful, that you couldn't stop thinking about what the future had in store for you two. Did he want to get married soon? Were you going to have kids? How many?

After some time, Chris must felt your eyes burning a hole on his face because he looked at you with a questionable look. "What is it?" He whispered, trying not to bother the others.

You shrugged. "You're just handsome, that's all!"

He gave you the biggest smile. "Says the most perfect and beautiful human being I know." You rolled your eyes and blushed. He took a strand of hair from your face and tucked it behind your ear. "I love you… like, a lot! You know that, right?"

"I love you too." For some reason, you had the urge to cry. You grabbed the bowl of popcorn from your lap and stood up. When Chris asked you where you were going, you simply told him you were going to make more popcorn, even if the bowl was not even empty yet.

As soon as you entered the kitchen, you started crying. You fell against the fridge and slid down until you were sat on the floor hugging your knees and hiding your face. You don't know how long you stood there crying for no reason, but a hand on your shoulder startle you. You cleaned the tears from your face, before looking at the person. It was Chris's mom.

"Why are you crying, sweetheart?" Her voice was gentle and kind.

"I don't know. Chris said he loved me and I don't know… I just had this urge to cry." You stood up and turned the water on the sink so you could clean your face. "I'm so stupid." You let out a chuckle. "I'm crying because my boyfriend of six years told me he loved me for the billion time."

Chris mom rubber your back. "Is it just that? Are you really crying for no reason? You know you can tell me anything. You're family."

"Oh please, don't tell me you love me too or I start crying again."

Lisa laughed at your sarcasm. "Do you want to tell me something?"

"There's nothing to tell."

You just stood there for a few seconds looking at each other, before a big smile showed on her face. "You really don't know, do you?" You gave her a confused look. "Oh, sweety. I think you're pregnant."

You took a step back almost knocking Dodger water bowl. Pregnancy never crossed your mind. You were fine. You didn't have morning sickness, your boobs didn't feel any different – even if lately Chris seemed to like them more than your ass. – and your perio--- "No. I'm not- that's not possible. We always use protection."

"Protection doesn't always protect you. And I'm a mom, I can see a new future mom a mile away. Also, you've been glowing lately."

Yes, your period was late, but you didn't give it too much thought because it was never 100% punctual.

You run your hand through your hair. Obviously, you wanted kids, you also knew that Chris wanted kids, he loved them, but the thought that you could have a baby growing inside of you scared you. What if you were not a good mom? What if the kid doesn't like you? What if something happens before he was born?

Lisa saw the panic on your face and grabbed your hands. "Hey, look at me." You looked at her and took a deep breath. "This is a good thing. It's a baby. Yours and Chris baby." She turned you around to the window that led to the garden. "Look at them! Your baby is going to be so loved in this family."

"I'm going to start crying again." You looked up trying to keep the tears from falling down.

"Tomorrow you'll have to take a test and make an appointment, okay?" You nodded. She smiled and whispered: "I'm going to be a grandma again. I can't wait." You let out a chuckle and she hugged you tight.

"What are you two doing here? The movie's over." Chris asked, entering the kitchen with the rest of the family behind him.

You quickly looked down and petted Dodger so Chris couldn't notice your red eyes. He also didn't have the chance to get closer to you, because his nephews started asking him to read them a bedtime story before leaving.

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You were on the car Dodger head on your lap, Chris and Scott were talking about the movie and the radio was on, but the only thing on your mind was the fact that you could be pregnant. You couldn't wait till tomorrow, you needed to know today, now! So when you saw a grocery store, you couldn't help yourself.

"Chris, stop."

"What?"

"I need to buy something."

Scott looked back. "What are you going to buy?" He had a smirk on his face.

"Lady stuff!" Chris parked the car and you opened the door and stepped outside. "I'll buy donuts too!" The two brothers laughed and Scott yelled: That's my girl!

You entered the store. It was almost empty. You went directly to the donuts and grabbed a few since you knew how much the boys loved them. Last you brought a pregnancy test and tampons, in case Chris or Scott decided to take a peek in the bag. Before exiting the store, you put the pregnancy test on the pocket of your coat – good thing it was a big pocket.

When you got home you gave them the donuts and told them you were going to bed, since it was already pretty late.

In the bedroom, you took your clothes off and put on your pajamas. You took the opportunity that Chris was eating the donuts and went to the bathroom. You opened the box of the pregnancy test and read the instructions.

"Babe?" Chris's voice startled you. You quickly hid the test in the first drawer you saw. A second later he walked into the bathroom. "We saved you a donut." You thanked him and turned around to the mirror and started brushing your hair.

You could see Chris coming closer and soon he was hugging from behind. He gave you a kiss on the neck and his hand grabbed your left boob. "You've been a fan of my boobs, lately."

"I'm a fan of all parts of your body." You laughed. "But yes, your boobs have been calling my name for some time now. They're bigger. It's that time of the month, doll. They just look even more perfect."

You looked down. "They are not bigger! They look the same."

"To you, they look the same because you don't spend enough time looking at them when I could look at them all day."

You felt the panic starting to grown again in your body. It was really happening. You, most probably, were pregnant. Suddenly you felt a strong feeling of nausea coming up. "I'm gonna throw up." You quickly pushed Chris away and run to the toilet. You fell on your knees and thrown up everything you had eaten.

"Doll, you okay?" He grabbed your hair and rubbed your back. After you flushed the toilet, you stood up and cleaned yourself. "Y/a? Are you sick? Is it because of your period? I know it can be bad."

You looked at him. You needed to tell him. "I think I may be pregnant." You whispered.

Chris's mouth fell open, not believing what you had just said. "What?"

You opened the drawer and showed him the pregnancy test. "I brought it at the grocery store." Chris didn't say anything and just looked at the test in your hand. "My period is late, I just threw up, you say my boobs look bigger, I don---"

You abruptly stopped when Chris hugged you tightly. "Fuck! Holy shit." You felt his heart beating faster against you. "Oh god, please be pregnant! Please." You couldn't stop the tears, this time of joy, from falling down. After breaking the hug, he told you to take the test and left the bathroom.

After taking it, you put the time on your phone and went to the bedroom, where Chris and Dodger were waiting for you. You sat down on the bed next to him and waited for the time to go off.

“Are you okay?” He asked you, moving some hair from your face.

“I’m scared.”

“Of what?”

“Everything. What if he doesn’t like me? What if I’m a terrible mom?”

Chris grabbed your face and made you look at him. “Stop it! You’re going to be a great mom. I see the way you are with my nephews and I know you. You are incredible, beautiful and an amazing person. I couldn’t ask for a better woman to be the mother of my children’s.” He kissed you and put his arm around your shoulder pulling you close. He kissed your head and you let your head fall on his shoulder.

When the time went off, you and Chris looked at each other before looking down at the stick in your hand. Before you could say something, Chris stood up and yelled a “yeah”.

“Holy shit. Yes, yes, yes. I can’t believe it.” You laughed at his reaction. He quickly grabbed you and hugged you. “We’re going to have a baby! Fuck yeah.”

“Babe stop yelling. Scott is probably slepping.”

“Fuck that.”

“We’re going to be parents! Oh my god. I love you.”

“I love you more.”

#chris evans #chris evans imagine #chris evans x reader #chris evans fanfiction

[hoodharlow]

Stuck with Nowhere to Go

El Novio Quarantine Edition: Part 1

AN: This is part one of El Novio week and I'm gonna be posting a new part for this mini series everyday until April 17. Thank you to everyone that has been supporting me and following Cal and Claudia's story. I love y'all so mucha nd hope y'all enjoy this.

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Warnings: smut, brief quarantine talk, a small arguement. and overall Claudia being h word for Cal

Word Count: 3.1 k

Calum gently pushed Claudia against the mattress, getting in a more comfortable position as they devoured each other. With one hand balancing himself, so he wouldn't squish Claudia, he used the other to unbutton the flannel she wore. He slid his hand inside her shirt and gave her breast soft squeeze before sliding down to her soaked-through panties.

Frustrated with his teasing touches, Claudia tried to roll him onto the mattress. But he wouldn't budge.

"Cal," She whined against his lips, jutting her hips against his to feel some sort of relief.

"Pretty girl, I know, but your parents are across the hall." Calum mumbled before kissing down her neck.

"It's been three weeks. Please," She sighed. "I'll be quiet."

"Fine, but you have to be quiet. For our sake." She eagerly nodded at him before he continued. "I'm only going to eat you out okay?"

"But—"

"Later okay? When we get to our house, you can have your way with me. I promise." He held out his pinky to her.

"Okay." She pouted, wrapping her pinky around his.

Calum sat on his knees and slipped off his shirt. He tossed it to the side before towering over her once more. A giggle escaped Claudia when he sponged kisses all over her face.

Having enough of his teasing, she pulled his lips back to hers. She wrapped her leg over his waist, helping her stay balanced as she grinded herself against him. Claudia was basking in having the upper hand that she didn't feel Calum's fingers slip in her panties.

He skillfully slipped his ring and middle fingers in her, causing her to loudly gasp and stop all her moments.

"What's wrong, pretty girl?" He whispered in her ear, making her whine. “Want these off?” Calum asked her, toying with the waistband of her panties.

“Please.” She nodded eagerly. He gently patted her ass so she could lift her hips up.

Once Calum slipped her panties off, he situated himself in front of her core. “All this for me pretty girl?” Calum asked. He placed soft kisses on the insides of her thighs. She squirmed at the feeling of his lips. They got closer and closer to where she needed him the most.

She let out an inaudible gasp of pleasure when Calum licked her. She tried closing her legs, but Calum’s grip on them kept her in place. He softly moaned at her taste and savored her, taking his time with his tongue. He pushed one of her legs to her chest, giving him better access to her.

He inserted another while he pressed his thumb on her clit. Claudia felt something build up in her. She felt pleasantly overwhelmed with Calum’s fingers and tongue. Calum felt it too. He sped up his fingers and circled his thumb on her clit roughly.

She moaned out, not caring who heard her, but he grabbed a pillow and covered her face. Calum lapped up her release. He dropped her legs down and laid next to her.

“Happy album release day,” Claudia whispered excitedly after catching her breath.

He grumbled his response, making her giggle. He rolled to his side and traced his thumb under her bottom lip, giving her a quick peck. He got up to the bathroom to finish himself off, but Claudia had other ideas.

“No, let me,” Claudia said. She sat up and pulled him back by the waistband of his boxers. She brightly up at him, with a mischievous glint in her eyes. “Se me antoja un chorizo.”

“The kitchen is downstairs, Claudia.” He told her prying her hands off him.

“Cal, please let me suck your dick.” She fake cried.

“No, go get ready. We were supposed to be on the road by now. But someone doesn’t know how to keep her hands to herself.” He said before closing her bathroom door. He popped his head out once more. “You better be ready when I’m done.”

***

Calum watched Claudia skip down the steps of Ashton's house when it finally hit him. The last he saw her wear the dress she currently wore was when they went to Coachella the year before. It was probably his favorite dress on her, even if he's only seen her in it once.

"That's the last of them." Claudia said sliding onto the passenger seat. She has baked 'CALM' cakes for the guys in their favorite flavors along with sugar cookies shaped in their initials and in their instruments.

She took off her mask and reached for her now watered down iced coffee. She made a face and set it down in the cup holder. "This is nasty. I fucking hate almondmilk." she mumbled before taking another sip.

"Why are you still drinking it?"

"I have to finish it. It was like five bucks."

Calum shook his head, hiding his smile. He reached for his army green Hydro Flask and took a long sip of water. He capped it and started the car. Pulling the car into reverse, he gripped Claudia's head rest a little tighter as he felt her gaze on him. As he got out of the spot, he watched Claudia shift around in her seat.

"You really have a parallel parking kink." Calum laughed as they left Ashton's neighborhood.

"I do not." Claudia scoffed, crossing her arms.

"Keep telling yourself that. Your tits don't lie." He said, pinching one of her nipples. She smacked his hand away as he checked that there weren't any cars before turning into the main road.

"The AC isn't even on so can't say you're cold."

"Whatever."

Calum shook his head and drove to the nearest Target. When they got there, Claudia grabbed a homemade disinfectant wipe from her bag and cleaned their cart. They went straight to the electronics section so Calum could get a record player for the live stream later in the evening. The needle broke in the one he had and since Ashton demanded that they play the album in vinyls, he had to get a new record player.

Claudia took the cart after he placed the record player in the shopping cart. She still felt awkward shopping for pads in front of him. They agreed to meet in the alcohol aisle after she hopefully found some pads. Tampons weren't an option. Pandemic or not, the only thing she was having inside of her was Calum.

“They may not have toilet paper but least they have White Claws.” Calum told Claudia as two boxes, one of only black cherry flavor and the other variety pack because Claudia only drank tangerine flavor.

"I managed to get one thing of pads, so it's something." She told him, covering the pads with the other groceries. "I'm just lucky my period ended last week. I have a month to worry about getting more. You have dog food right? Because there's none in the aisles."

"Yeah, bought some when we got back from Medelyn's baby shower, water and toilet paper too." He nodded his head over to the shopping cart. "Is that everything? And what your parents needed too?"

Claudia looked over their shopping cart. It wasn't much but it was enough since the stores set limits on how much to buy because of the lack of ability to restock.

"I think we're good. If we need something we can drive back and steal from Ashton's garden." she joked.

While they waited in line, Claudia thought about how quick her life changed in less than two weeks. Her landlord practically kicked her, Dulce and Sara out and wanted them out by the time spring break started because of mandatory stay at home orders. She was lucky though. Calum took her in and for the meantime she was going to live with him. Though just last week Diego told her to come home. It took her a lot of convincing, but Calum ended up going with her too.

"Your total is $132.76." the cashier told them.

Claudia was barely pulling out her card as Calum scanned his phone in front of the pin pad. He thanked them and nodded Claudia to keep up.

"We agreed that I was going to pay groceries since you don't let me pay for anything else." She told him as he put the groceries in his car.

"I didn't agree to shit." He furrowed an eyebrow.

"Yuh-huh you nodded and waved me off."

He stayed silent, trying to remember if he did. Then it hit him. "Was it when we ordered Mikko's? Because I thought you meant you were paying for that."

"Of course you did, your cheap ass doesn't pay for sushi." she mumbled to herself. "Well I'm paying for groceries from now on."

"I don't like it when you spend money for us when I can pay for them. Especially now that we're both basically jobless. You need that money for school, Claudia." Calum said as they pulled up to the In-N-Out drive thru across the street from Target.

"And I don't like you paying for things that I can afford too." She argued back, but Calum ignored her since he was ordering their lunch.

He had his card ready to pay so there was no way that he was going to let her pay. When he reached the window the computer crashed and they were only accepting cash. Claudia pulled out a twenty, knowing that Calum never carries cash on him unless they're outside of California. He begrudgingly took it and gave it to the cashier.

***

Claudia considered herself a patient person. An elderly person taking their time in front of the ATM, no problem. Her getting cut in line at Starbucks because she was answering a text from Calum and not paying attention to the line, not an issue. Where she did lose her patience was when she would get stuck in traffic.

“The San Ysidro border is faster than this.” Claudia groaned, dropping in her seat after poking her head out of the sun roof.

“Well we would have avoided traffic if someone didn’t need to go back our place to get a fucking coloring book.” Calum muttered under his breath.

He had enough of her complaining. Ever since he got on the I5, that’s all she’s been doing. They’ve been stuck for over four hours and it was just her mumbling over and over how she would rather be waiting to cross the border than be stuck in the freeway. Even Claudia during her period was less irritable than this. Before she could get a word in, he turned up the volume on the true crime podcast they were listening to.

Ironically it was about a couple where the girlfriend murdered her boyfriend and disposed of his body by a lake in the very same freeway they were on.

Calum glanced over to Claudia. She was curled up, leaning against the window playing tetris on her phone. He rotated his neck and hands in hopes that he loosened up, but nothing worked. He knew he shouldn't have said that to her. It wasn't her fault that there was traffic.

"Cal…" Claudia said quietly, reaching down to lower the volume.

"Yeah?"

"I'm sorry. I shouldn't be getting all irritated when I was the one who suggested that you take me back to your house. Because of me we're stuck in traffic and—"

"Claudia, you have nothing to apologize for. You're not the one who caused the traffic. If someone should be apologizing, it should be me. I'm just stressed out because of the album dropping tonight and I'm taking my nerves out on you. So I'm sorry for being a fucking cunt."

"Apology accepted." she giggled.

Claudia leaned over the center console and kissed his cheek. Slowly, she descended down to his neck And sucked under his jaw, making him jerk the car.

"Ashton needs me alive for at least tonight." Calum said, gently prying her off of him. He adjusted his shorts and looked toward the road.

Not even five minutes later, Claudia was toying with a loose string on Calum's shorts. Her hand occasionally bumped into his crotch. Wordlessly she unbuckled her seatbelt and tried reaching for her purse in the backseat. It gave Calum a great view of the nude lace panties she wore.

Before he tried anything, she sat back down and pulled out some nail clippers. Claudia bent over the center console once more and clipped the string with them. She rubbed his thigh and laid her head in the console. Her fingertips deftly smoothed down his leg hairs.

"What are your thoughts on road head?" Claudia asked. She tiptoed her fingers up his thigh, slowly inching to semi hard on.

"I don't know, never thought about it." He answered her, swallowing hard with his gaze glued on the road.

"Really? Like you never thought of me choking on your dick while you're driving?" She pushed herself up from the console and sat criss-cross applesauce. "I have. The thought of you guiding my mouth over your dick surrounded by other cars, clueless to what we're doing. All I have to say is thank fuck for your tinted windows."

He watched from the corner of his eye. She had pulled down her dress, exposing her breasts and her panties were on the dash. One of her hands disappeared under her dress while the other was tweaking her nipples. She whimpered Calum's name loudly as her fingers sped up.

Calum pulled her hand away and licked her fingers cleaned. He slipped his and continued where she left off. With one hand on the steering wheel he brought her to her orgasm. Her hips chased his fingers as he stopped thrusting them in her and only rubbed her clit. Once her high relaxed, he slipped his fingers out of her and licked them.

He pumped a quarter size amount of hand sanitizer in his hand, cleaning his hands, and kept driving.

He looked over to Claudia and smirked. "Thank fuck for tinted windows, huh Claudia."

***

Claudia was bundled up in her room so she wouldn’t disrupt Calum during the livestream. She went downstairs to get her water and a snack after hearing 'Not in the Same Way.' She bumped into Calum in the kitchen, who was getting another White Claw.

"Hey," she said kissing his cheek.

"Miss you." Calum said in between kisses.

Before she said anything, Michael's yelling that he was a pickle echoed through the kitchen. Calum gave her a look and went back to the living room. Duke tried getting on the couch but failed.

"I leave for a fucking second and you're a fucking pickle." Calum said, trying his best not to laugh.

He picked up Duke and sat him in his lap. Panchito wandered over and hopped on the couch and used Duke's bed as a pillow.

"Uh… this is Panchito. He's the Santos' family dog." Calum said introducing the blue heeler puppy to the 40 thousand people watching. "He's about four months old and just sleeps all day with Duke."

The livestream went on until Michael's phone died and Calum continued with Luke. But just before Michael signed off, he thanked Claudia for making the CALM cakes and cookies. Calum struggled a bit to get Luke connected, but he managed once Claudia hopped in and showed him how. He gave her a sheepish thank you and watched her curl up on the opposite end of the couch.

At some point during Calum and Luke's segment, they strayed off their music and discussed cake flavors. When Claudia heard Luke say that he's not a big fan of red velvet cake, she bit back her comment about Luke eating a few slices of red velvet cake at Calum's birthday party the year before. If Claudia knew how to do one thing, that's bake a good red velvet cake.

By the time Calum finished the livestream and his phone call with Luke, Claudia had fallen asleep. He signaled the dogs to follow him outside so they can do their nightly business before going to bed. He guided them back to their respective kennels and secured the doors, so they couldn't escape to go ruin Soni's plants.

"Claudia," Calum said softly. He gently nudged her awake. "Let's go upstairs."

"Fuck, did I fall asleep?" she asked, rubbing her eyes.

"Yeah, surprisingly since you took about four naps today." he teased her.

"Oh shush." she grumbled, folding the blanket she covered herself with.

They quietly went to the guest room where Calum was sleeping to watch a movie. Not even fifteen minutes into the movie, Claudia and Calum were devouring each other. Her hand lazily stroked his length through his sweats as Calum's hands ran over her thighs and ass.

"We should get on the floor, the bed squeaks too much." Claudia said when pulled away from Calum to take off her hoodie.

She got off from the bed and grabbed a duvet from the closet and laid it on the floor. She grabbed some of the decorative pillows and arranged them neatly so they could lay on them. Calum followed suit and shedded off his sweater and sweatpants. He laid back on the duvet and took in Claudia. She sat in his lap in nothing but a light grey bralette and matching panties she got at Aerie. It wasn't an overall sexy set, but it still sent him spiralling.

She leaned down and captured Calum's lips with hers. He let out an incoherent grumble as Claudia rocked her hips against his cock. He slowly inched his hands up her thighs, feeling his way around until he found her ass. He roughly gripped her ass and began guiding her along his clothed cock.

“Can you fucking wait?” Claudia giggled, pulling away from his lips. She sat back up on his lap and took off her bralette. “I wanna take care of you.”

“I don’t want you to.” He said.

“You better remember that the next time you get a stomach ache for eating too many chilaquiles.”

Claudia drummed his chest and got up from the floor. She reached for Calum’s hoodie and tied her hair in a bun.

“Where are you going?” Calum asked her confused.

“You don’t want my help, so I don’t see what I’m doing here.” She shrugged.

She grabbed her phone from the nightstand and gave him a small salute before leaving his room. She waited outside, knowing he was going to go after her. A few seconds later he opened the door and pulled her inside.

“I’m kidding, I need you.” Calum said peppering kisses all over her face.

“That’s what I thought.” She said, triumphantly. She got down on her knees and tugged down Calum’s sweats. She licked her lips and looked up at him. “Now let me show you how proud I am of your album.”

“What would you rank it?”

“Definitely one of your top four.”

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[bluesora]

when you go for a drive with them

bokuto kōtarō & akaashi keiji ; kuroo tetsurō & kozume kenma ; hanamaki takahiro & matsukawa issei

fluff ; headcanon ; platonic relationship ; age up!!

note: just me channeling my wants into fics because what are friends when i only have imaginary ones ha ha ha im kidding. please enjoy !!

bokuto kōtarō & akaashi keiji

it was unplanned. impromptu. and most definitely bokuto’s idea.

he tried to call you but upon seeing his name flash across your screen at 4am, you declined it.

only on the fifth try did you see that it was akaashi and picked it up immediately. he rarely calls, so you thought it might actually be something urgent this time.

“so...remind me why am i awake at at this ungodly hour again?”

“we’re going to watch the sunrise together!!!” bokuto grinned through the rear mirror.

“and i agreed because...?”

“you get free breakfast from us.” akaashi answered as a matter of fact.

which doesn’t sound so bad now that you guys haven’t had the time to chill together as often anymore.

with paper bags of burgers and drinks beside you, bokuto drove up to the hill closest to fukurodani high where many fond memories reside.

being squeezed in the middle of the two on the trunk, you wondered how time had passed so quickly.

“remember how we used to race up this hill and i always win?”

“it’s not a race if you’re the only one running bokuto-san.”

“and you are still calling kou so formally?”

“i guess old habits die hard.”

only when the sky dyed in shades of orange and yellow did the sound of chattering drizzled down.

while bokuto and akaashi was watching the miraculous moment of the sun waking the world up, you realized how much you missed the times you’ve spent with these two.

“we should do this again...”

“we totally should!! but you don’t pick up my calls y/n!!” bokuto sulked.

with that, only the sound of you and akaashi’s laughter filled the tranquility of this precious moment.

kuroo tetsurō & kozume kenma

kuroo invited you over to kenma’s house for some drinks and catching up. that was what you initially thought.

until you found yourself shoved into his car with kenma lying on the back seat playing his game.

“i could actually sue you for kidnapping you know?”

“it’s not kidnapping if it’s a road trip, right kenma?”

“don’t make me your accomplice when i’m a victim too.”

it’s been a while since you took a long break from work so getting some fresh air out of the city was just what you need as well.

of course, knowing them, they probably planned it beforehand since kuroo isn’t one with much free time in the first place.

and for the first time in a while you decided might as well do what you want.

connecting your phone to the car’s bluetooth system, you went through your nostalgic high school playlist while bringing the window down.

“oh this song! you’d always play whenever we had to clean up the gym.”

“if it gets people moving, it’ll be on the playlist.”

“yamamoto crack his voice once when he tried to impress you with his singing.”

you laughed wholeheartedly, remembering the scene kenma reminded you of. it was so hilarious but adorable at the same time. even kenma chuckled softly from the back.

as the excitement died down, only the music from the speakers filled the comfortable silence as you admire the scenery under the sunny afternoon sun.

“thank you for your kind invitation tetsu, i guess i am in need of a break.”

“awww you don’t have to cry y/n~”

“argh i’m not!”

hanamaki takahiro & matsukawa issei

“did you get everything? snacks? drinks? what else do we need?”

“yeah yeah i got it all. your favorite strawberry pocky too.” matsukawa dropped the bag of stuff onto your lap as he climbed back to the driver’s seat.

“what about my condoms?” hanamaki joked, only to get smacked on the back of his head from you.

“tell me why am i friends with you two again?”

“because we are the better duo—”

“because you’re afraid of oikawa and iwaizumi is always with him” matsukawa just had to remind you of that frightful day huh.

putting on your seatbelt, you sighed into your seat with a frown. it wasn’t anything drastic but you’ve always been pretty antisocial and somehow being with oikawa kind of drained your energy a lot more than you think.

“you make it sound like you guys are the second option.”

“of course not y/n, we will never forget the day you rejected him but said okay to me and mattsun when we asked immediately after.”

hanamaki laughed while matsukawa chuckled at the familiar memory. it did quite a big blow to oikawa to be honest.

after a few more minutes of bringing up embarrassing past events, you can see the ocean coming into view as the car exits the tunnel.

rolling down the window, you can almost smell the saltiness of the ocean as strong wind blew your hair back freely.

“i call dips on throwing y/n first!”

“hiro, don’t you dare!” you practically glared at the smirking male.

“why call dips when you can grab her arms while i grab her legs?”

you groaned in annoyance but only to feel your lips breaking into a huge grin because you just know how much fun you’ll have when you’re with them.

“oh did i mention i’m actually on my period right now?”

“that’s why i got you tampons, don’t worry and just have fun.” matsukawa grinned with lazy ass look he always have when he know you can’t say anything back.

“seriously why are we friends?”

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu headcanons #hq headcanons #bokuto kotarou #akaashi keiji #kuroo tetsurō #kozume kenma #hanamaki takahiro #matsukawa issei #haikyuu x reader #hq x reader #hq imagine #haikyuu imagine #haikyuu fluff #hq fluff

[darkmulti]

(Non con-ish) How would Taehyung react to you running away with his child? And how would he impregnate you?

⚠️: NON CON, period sex

-> sorry for any mistakes

You were off birth control right now because your doctor advised you to get your period back to normal

You had been taking too much birth control but it wasn’t your fault since Taehyung wanted to have sex everyday

You went to the doctors alone because Taehyung had an important meeting to attend, otherwise he would’ve been here with you

You told Taehyung that the doctor told you to stay off of birth control until your period goes back to normal

He was visibly upset but since your his little baby, he wanted you to be healthy

On the last day of your period

The whole week Taehyung hasn’t fucked you and it was slowly killing him

He made you give him 6 blowjobs in a row but it still wasn’t enough to satisfy him

You were at home, cleaning up the bedroom and closet because it was super messy

You were sitting on the floor of your walk in closet, folding clothes when you heard the bed door open

Taehyung came in and rushed to you

He picked you up and threw you on the bed because he needed you so badly

“Wait, Taehyung. I can’t have sex yet. I’m still on my period.”

You thought that he would stop after a friendly reminder but nope

He lifted your dress to reveal your ass and ripped your panties that had a pad on it

(You stopped using tampons because you needed a break from things entering you)

“Taehyung stop. I told you I’m on my period, I can’t right now.”

You tried to move away from him, but he got more aggressive when you did

He covered your mouth with one hand and pinned down both of yours with his other

“Wrap your legs around me before I get angry.”

You tried to push him off with your legs, but that irritated him so he thrusted his whole length in and started fucking you

He removed his tie and put it over your mouth so he doesn’t have to hear you talk

His cock was covered in your blood while you were crying under him, afraid of the consequences you might face after 3 days

You always wanted to be a mom but not to Taehyung’s child

Taehyung is abusive as hell

He wants to have sex everyday and if you don’t want it, he’ll force you

He’s very manipulative, possessive and controlling

You have literally no rights because you are under his roof

Well, it’s not like you had a choice either

He kidnapped you, forced you to get married to him so it won’t be easy for you to escape

It’ll be even harder to get away from him if you’re pregnant with his child

If you run away pregnant, you’re putting your child’s life at risk too

You didn’t know if Taehyung wanted a kid or not

He never mentioned it and you were too afraid to ask him

If he doesn’t want the baby, he might take it away from you

You didn’t want your child leaving you, so the only option you had was to move across the world, far away from him

Three days later, you started having pregnancy symptoms

You were prepared for this and tired to hide it from Taehyung for as long as possible

2 months in and your bump was starting to show

That’s when you knew, you had to leave

For the past 2 months, you’ve been gathering the money Taehyung left carelessly everywhere

You hid the stash in the closet and gathered about 350 dollars/pounds/euros ect

The day you were going to run away, you made sure Taehyung had a busy schedule

He told you that he has a very important meeting that’s been stressing him out for the last couple of days so he’ll be coming home later at night

You asked him if you could go grocery shopping and he said yes

He gave you his card in the morning and told you that his men will take you

Luckily, you befriended one of his men who felt bad for you

He had seen you in the worst conditions and was always worried about your health and safety

So once you guys arrived at the grocery store, he helped you run away

While he distracted the other men, you left the grocery store from a different exit

You ran to the train station and took the train to the outer city

The bus you’re taking was going to a different city

You kept moving cities, getting farther away from Taehyung

You finally got control of your bank account and bought a one bedroom apartment to stay in

You started working as well, trying to make as much money as possible before you go on maternity leave

Everything seemed to be going fine, you haven’t heard of Taehyung ever since that day

After some months, you went on maternity leave and started shopping more for the baby

You found out that you were having a baby boy at your last appointment and were super excited

After giving birth, you stayed at home most of the time unless you needed something

You wanted to buy a car since you hated public transportation but you didn’t want to put yourself in debt

Two months passed and he was growing so fast

Your son was very energetic and you decided to take him to the park for the first time

He was laughing and smiling so much, it warmed your heart

You were pushing him gently on the baby swing when someone wrapped their arms around you, scaring the absolute shit out of you

“Who’s this little guy?”

You immediately recognized his voice and wanted to crumble up and die right there on the spot

He placed his head on your shoulder and held your body tighter

You felt paralyzed

Tears were about to fall but you held it in

“Are you not going to tell me? Did you cheat on me? Did someone else knock you up?”

The audacity he had

Taehyung knew that child was his, he just liked putting you down

“H- he’s our son. I never cheated on you.”

Taehyung unwrapped his arms and stood up straight

He stopped the swing and picked up his son for the first time

“Why did you try to hide this from me?”

Your son immediately wrapped his tiny arms around Taehyung’s neck, snuggling into his embrace

“I- I was scared.”

“That’s not a good enough excuse. But I don’t want to fight in front of him. We’ll talk about this more when we’re home.”

Taehyung grabbed your arm and pulled you with him to his car

You saw all his men who escorted you at the grocery store besides the one who helped you escape

You stopped and asked one of his men where he was

“Mr. Kim killed him.”

Guilt ran you over like a truck

It was your fault that he died

You sat in the car and Taehyung noticed your miserable expression

“If you ever try to run away from me once more, you’ll never see that little baby again. Understand?”

Your heart dropped to your stomach

“Yes, I understand.” You whispered

#taehyung smut #taehyung yandere #non con