#miss maam was on a mission

[chieftwitelon]

Laura Bailey wore this outfit/hairstyle combo for the Sapphics

mother was ready to feed us from the get-go

#we dont talk about it enough for how much it has affected me personally #she had a vision and she executed it #ive said it before and ill say it again #miss maam was on a mission #critical role #cr3 #bells hells #laura bailey #imogen temult #marisha ray #laudna #critical role c3 #imodna

[bi-demon-ium]

MBS S2 EP5 LIVEBLOG

going insane. also love that this season is road trip season

“we gotta think like europeans if we’re gonna track Europeans” LFKJGDLKFJG I SIMPLIFIED IT FOR YOU

MARTINA!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GIRL!!!!!!!! MARTINA MARTINA MARTINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and she isn’t captain :((

oh you deserve better

THE COMICALLY LONG PHONE LINE LDKFJGDFGHHFGH

wow martina is so cool

wait why does constance have a doll that is beyond creepy

yeah throwing it is the understandable reaction

DR GARRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW WE’RE JUST GETTING TREATED HUH

NOW WHERE’S SQ

I mean we kinda figured but still

her “Hello Constance” was so menacing what the fuck

ANYWAY THEME YES YES YES YES YES

rhonda looks gorgeous as always<3 I love her

also gayfear.png we already know rhondas going off on her own if they make this a thing with miss perumal and milligan im .

ohhh I bet rhondas going to find dr garrison and constance

TRENTONIUM DLKFGJ

like trenton lee stewart 😩

shes gonna find dr garrison isn’t she

“one never splits the party voluntarily”

“unfortunately that icant do”

YOU DON’T LIKE HER? SHE HAS THE OPTIMAL FACIAL PROPORTIONS LKDFJGLDKJLKFGHJFGH DR GARRISON

SHE IS OPTIMAL TO STUFF DOWN YOUR WINDPIPE DEATH WILL BE SWIFT

PLEASE I ADORE THEM BOTH

DR GARRISON YOU WEIRD LITTLE MAN

and just shoving it off the bed

also lmao he DID just blame her

she knows about the side effects

oh she really is going full mad scientist huh

wow shes going full nutjob huh

ohhh this is bad actually

I mean good (fun) but bad (terrifying)

ghost in the windmill, the dancer in the dark

I NEED TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM

oh shes. scary. shes scary

I love constance

ohhh the brains—YEAH

FUCK

no more embarrassing trace memories? uh oh

garrison: I HAVE ETHICS UNLIKE THAT BITCH!

also garrison: I will mind wipe the child

LDKFJGLKDFJGLKFDJG NUMBER TWO KICKING IN THE DOOR

also number two and curtain one on one interaction uh oh

and number two’s WORSD I love her

IVE TRIED AND SUCCEEDED TO BE CIVIL MAAM

curtain believes that I think, in some way, that he’s relieved him of the constant grip of depression and “angst”

number two I love you but this is not going to work

what are you going to do stuff the mandarin down his throat

SHES SO FUNNY

HER AND CONSTANCE HANDSHAKE EMOJI

also love that hes trying to manipulation salad her

I hate him

“im not hungry” oh really

STOP TRYING TO HYPNOTIZE HER

that’s what mr benedict said darling.

also her obstinate tone

“you are carrying a great deal of pain, aren’t you?” oh… oh,, and her reaction, im going to kill someoen

LOST YEARS?? im going to kill CURTAIN

“his service” “his organization” fuck you

I hate you curtain so much I hate you

CHANGED IT TO A STUPID PUN

“nicholas” fuck im going to kill you

I hate curtain so much

NARCOLEPSY MENTION. FINALLY

and curtain wont even acknowledge that part

of course he’ll choose to stay when he’s whammied that isn’t a good or fair option

DKKJLFGLKGFJ SHE JUST TAKES THE PLATE WITH HER

I ADORE HER

commercial break.

I am terrified.

bro im sooo terrified

vibrating with anxiety

ohhhh we’re back ahahhahaahahaha I am Shaking

ldgkhjgh the kids just. walking sadly

think this is the bit where reynie screams

“Terrible roommate. good friend”

DLFKGJDLFKGJ MARTINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ADORE HER

also want to see her interact with the other kids

“CURTAIN CANT SOTP KIDNAPPING” DLKFGJDFGJ

“I cant believe I once looked up to that man”

ohhh :/ so the institute transcripts are worthless

“but none of that matters anymore. I have a mission”

A LEADER LKJGKLFJHFGH

OKAY MARTINA<3

“doesn’t your team need this gear?” “yeah probably”

IF THEY CANT APPRECIATE WHAT I BRING MAYBE THEY DON’T GET A VAN

oh no. oh no. the kids. hes using a kid. that’s bad

oh god that’s bad

“a joyful lens” uh oh

UH OH THIS IS BAD THIS IS BAD

USING A KID? AGAIN? OH FUCK

FUCK

oit cant be the only way but it’s gotta be important

oh so the cult members can infect each other? terrifying

no one will be left out of this family….. ohh…….

oh presenting him with the clothes that’s .. ominiosu considering the promo pic with mr b in the clothes

yeah of course he’s sanguine! he’s been whammied! that’s pretty clear!

oncde again only curtain calling him nicholas :/

it is weird that he’s claiming to be undercover though is he totally whammied or not

oh curtain sort of . forcing him to stay

“AN ENDLESS CHASM OF SHEER TERROR.” “OR A VOID. UTTER NOTHINGNESS.” “OHH”

I continue adore jackson and jillson

OH NO

OH NO THEY WERE COMPLAINING OF A STIFF NECK AND MARLON JUST CROOKED HIS NECK

the water polo team glaring at constance lol

“we were underfunded”

they’re so bitchy I love it

shes so funny

CONSTANCE IS ALSO SO FUNNY

hello constance its so nice to have you back

terrifying

martina youre such a bitch (affectionate)

that’s such an obvious thing to miss???? did you even look

they’re just full on tracks did you even fucking look ldgkjldkjlkfgjhh I love you all

sticky youre so funny

also I love martina

im so scared during this commercial break<3

RHONDA… OH I LOVE YOU

RHONDA I ADORE YOU SO MUCH I LOVE THIS LOOK WOW

i love all her looks though to be fair

CHEMIST. having a baby

rhonda did you just got some new dad fired oh no lkgdjhfgh

and specifically saying a chemist just gets me

:(

MACHINE GRAVE

oh shes not doing it

to be fair I don’t know if she can do it on command last time it was kind of stressful

wow that worked surprisingly well just throwing a helmet at it I love her

wow garrison looks even more crazy evil mad scientist now

the old fashinoned way? terrifying

ooh the subtle theme song

lkfgjfg kate and her spyglass<3

until we proverbially find her lfkgjfgkhfgh

sticky & martina keep agreeing ,

reynie keeps thinking of things right at the right time. reynie ex machina

LKDFJGLKDFJGKDJFG SHES USING THE FUCKING. I FORGET WHAT THEY’RE CALLED. THE CARDS

YOU FEMALE CHILD

GARRISON IS LOSING IT HUH

weird parallel to curtain’s brainwashing kid

except shes going to break dr garrison

AND NOW SHES THE ONE GOING [OBVIOUSLY NOT FINE] I AM FINE

oh shes legit literally about to cry and/or scream

ohhh this is the reynie screaming scene I just know it

or soon

ohhh fuck

bunker! bunker! bunker!

or cellar

ah kate’s turn to find it <33

if they just burst in along with rhonda thatd be very funny I want rhonda, all the kids, martina, constance, and dr garrison to have a huge spiderman point session

martina DFILKJDGJFG “KATE PICK THE LOCK” GIRL SHES ALREADY DOING THAT I LOVE YOU

oh no miss perumal and milligan alone scene please don’t make this a thing

DEEPIKA? FIRST NAME FOR MISS PERUMAL? FIRST NAME FOR MISS PERUMAL?

I don’t love how we got it but

ALSO OH NO THEY’VE BEEN GOT

sensory issues lmao its soft “its soft!”

I know it’s the brainwashing but autism<3

you don’t have his ear. he has you.

im going to cry.

“YOU DON’T HAVE TO LEAVE YOUR BROTHER. HE’S COMING WITHUS”

nfiugdmrmtliKLJFKG NUBMER TWO YOURE GOING TO FUCKING KIDNAP IHM?

I LOVE HO SO MUCH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IM LITERALLY GOING TO CRY THIS IS SO GOOD

AND THIS EXTREMELY BLOOD METAPHOR AND HIS EXPRESSION THIS IS SO FUNNY

but you will be together

“well that part, I like” ohhhhhhh

UH OH WE WERE RIGH TTHERE’S MARLON! FROZEN! FUCK

IS THAT DR GARRISON JUST SOBBING FLKGJFHJFGHFGH

THIS IS SO FUNNY

I LOVE HER SO MUCH CONSTANCE IS MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORL

DR GARRISON JUST HEADDESKING

CONSTANCE HURT HER

[dr garrison visibly crying] I MA PERFECTLY FINE

maam youre fully having a breakdown

uh oh! Brainsweeper for all of them!

WAIT NO NO YOU CANT END THERE

I mean I assume rhonda will show up but

FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK

#mbs spoilers #mbs liveblog #FUCK #mbs disney #the mysterious benedict society #mbs #tmbs

[songmingisthighs]

@x-woozi MISS MAAM WHAT ARE YOU DOING BINGING SANS ILQJISJDIDJD PLS IT GAVE ME GR8 JOY BUT ABORT MISSION

#smt tmi

[jefferson-starkid]

Women who remind me I am in fact bisexual

- Lily James in Mamma Mia 2 (hair goals) and in pride&prejudice&zombies when she fights with swords in frilly undergarments

- Rachel Weisz specifically as Evie in the Mummy (when she says ‘take that bembridge scholars’ I just 🧎‍♀️)

- Lupita Nyongo in Wakanda Forever (I missed like half that movie like wtf she is so unearthly beautiful in that, I could not believe my literal eyes an actual angel on earth)

- Keira Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean (her jawline does it for me)

- Kat Dennings in Everything (goth queen)

- That one drummer girl with the thick thighs and red lipstick on tiktok holy shit

- June Claremont Diaz in rwrb (I know this is weird idk what to tell u I’m so attracted to her personality)

- Ruby in booksmart, aka Diana Silvers (maam those lips 🫣)

- Hunter shafer

- Taylor Swift doing the Vigilante shit choreo with the chair at the eras tour

- Hozier lol (very lesbian coded)

- Naya Rivera as Santana Lopez in Glee specifically when she roasts ppl

- Angèle (adorable)

- Dakota Johnson but like specifically her style

- Sophia Bush but like specifically her voice and the mole on her cheek 👄

- Alicia Vikander in the man from uncle

- Jessica Chastain when she is on the red carpet with oscar isaac

- Gabrielle Union (specifically in Bring it on omg)

- Penelope Cruz in vicky cristina barcelona (the sigarette?? Girl)

- Nicola Coughlan doing anything (her skin????)

- Catherine Zeta Jones in that scene in zorro where her dress gets torn 👀 also I want her hair in that movie

- Drew barrymore as Dylan in Charlie’s Angels holy moly

- On that note Lucy Liu in Charlie’s angels 😩

- Constance Wu in fotb and that rainbow dress in crazy rich asians (her cheek dimple 🤍)

- Thandiwe newton specifically in mission impossible 2 (a goddess)

- Zoe kravitz in anything

- On that note her mom lisa bonet as well 😂

- Adèle Haenel in portrait of a lady on fire, her MOUTH

- Gal Gadot in wonder woman of course

- Emma Mackey

- Freema Agyeman as Amanita in sense8

- On that note also Kala in sense8

- Evangeline Lily specifically as Kate in Lost (that first kiss with Sawyer??? DUDES 🫠🫠)

This is an incomplete list obvi but I can’t think of any more rn🤷‍♀️

#suggestions are welcome lol #just for me to keep track bc I don’t want to forget #bisexual #WOMEN

[baekhvuns]

SNSKKD NO OMG I BET I WAS GONE FOR 3 MONTHS AND NOW I'M BACK KINDA YK BUT I'M HERE!!

and yes we will definitely make it through no matter what it takes!! we got this 😞 AND NO i gave up on him- broke off something that didn't even start tbh but it was always a guess game with him and im not 10 😭😭

I MEAN HE DIDN'T LEFT ME BY HIS OWN ACCORD BUT I GOT LOST LIKE ONE MIN HE WAS THERE AND THE NEXT ONE HE WASN'T it's really not my fault here, it's his for not holding my hAND. SNSNDMD it's okay it's hilarious 😭 when I told my big sis abt it she wouldn't shut up abt it for like a good week, always cracking up a joke abt what happened 😭😭😭 and who's bbhwa- URE WRITING A NEW FIC??? and omg omg THAT TRAILER LOOKS SO GOOD?? but if it's love triangle who knows if I'll watch.. after true beauty and start up im against all love triangles-😭😭😭😭 those 2 kdramas rlly left me broken..

aw that's good, im so glad u enjoyed yourself!! YES THAT'S THE MISSION AND WE NEVER FORGET THE MISSION

oh... i see... i see..... as long as yunhos rich I guess................... but my yeosang.... 😞🌃

BUT YOURE HERE EXACTLY

and yes we will definitely make it through no matter what it takes!! we got this 😞 AND NO i gave up on him- broke off something that didn't even start tbh but it was always a guess game with him and im not 10 😭😭

we absolutely have to miss maam!! aND GOOD BREAK IT OFF DFHDFHJ hear me out, ur a 10 but he's too shy ✋🏻✋🏻

I MEAN HE DIDN'T LEFT ME BY HIS OWN ACCORD BUT I GOT LOST LIKE ONE MIN HE WAS THERE AND THE NEXT ONE HE WASN'T it's really not my fault here, it's his for not holding my hAND. SNSNDMD it's okay it's hilarious 😭 when I told my big sis abt it she wouldn't shut up abt it for like a good week, always cracking up a joke abt what happened 😭😭😭 and who's bbhwa- URE WRITING A NEW FIC??? and omg omg THAT TRAILER LOOKS SO GOOD?? but if it's love triangle who knows if I'll watch.. after true beauty and start up im against all love triangles-😭😭😭😭 those 2 kdramas rlly left me broken..

LMFAOOOOO I WOULD DO THE SAME AS UR SIS BC THAT WAS HILARIOUS 😭😭😭 i cant believe that happened omg 😭😭😭 NAUR BBHWA AS IN BAD BOY HWA THE ONE FROM THE TROUBLE W HATING U,,,, rIGHT IT LOOKS SO GOOD?? the ceo kinda slaps he's a little quiet but <3 NAURRR BC THE DYNAMIC IS SIMILAR TO TRUE BEAUTY 😭😭😭

aw that's good, im so glad u enjoyed yourself!! YES THAT'S THE MISSION AND WE NEVER FORGET THE MISSION

i really did!! thank u!! <3 EXACTLY ROGER THAT BAGUETTE ANON

oh... i see... i see..... as long as yunhos rich I guess................... but my yeosang.... 😞🌃

yunho fat wallet, thick, ceo positon <3 cocky <3 yeosang....one day 😭😭😭

#✉️ : ask #🌃 anon

[orunj]

Anniversary Weekend hihi Aug 19-21

We turned 6 yrs old 🎉 and went to Splash Island in Laguna

It was all last minute planning coz it was a rainy week and we were choosin between goin to Antipolo (pinto art museum) or Splash Island. But dat morning, et looked sunny so we went with Splash HEHE and then we just rode the bus to Laguna HEKHEK

but when we got der et started rainin and the lady sellin d ticket to splash island said they were closin down the rides and shikahn and i were both like 😰😨😱 She said she could still sell us d tickets but et wont guarantee dat we could enjoy the rides... so we waited for the rain to kalm down. AND WENT TO TGI FRIDAY'S TO EATS HIHI.

Dis is shikahn while we were walkin to TGI Friday's in Southwoods. Better Call Saul moment.

I miss TGI Friday's :<

After eatin, et seemed like d rain was done bein dramatic and we decided to stay overnight na sa Laguna HEHEH. (originally, we were just gon swims and then head bacc hum.. pero wala ih)

We went bacc to Splash and talked to d lady sellin d tickets and I asked if they had any rooms available for overnight and she said YEHS meron. Some of the Tiki huts were available and I was lyk,

"ok paano po yung room non?"

"Studio sya maam"

And I was like ok im SOLD. we bought the tickets and she told us to go to the EXTREME CASHIER and the person there will guide us daw. i said, "EXTREME CASHER?"

And she was lyk "opo maam, sa may hotdog"

Eventually we got to our room and GUESS WOT. i mean, the lady wasn't exactly lying when she said studio, but et was more lyk a freezer box. et got like one bed and one aircon that u cant even turn off or adjust. but et was okai, at least me and shikahn were togeder.

the rest of the afternoon, we just went to the WATER WAHOO and saw this old man enjoyin the watur massuj on his bacc. we also went to the big ass pool with the inflatable course (ala ninja warriors style) and tried et out. we discovered dat day that shikahn could no longer swim like he used to. his legs be stiff af and i guess he almost diededt der.

THAT NIGHT, one of the park's caretakers told us we could enjoy sum karaoke or movie night. but when we got to the place, a group op gurls were sayin na deins naman nagana yung microphone. and so, charan, nag movie night na lang.

NOW SHOWING: Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation

meeehn when we went to slehps, we needed to coodol hard coz we coulda died from the aircon. eazy.

Dis us the next day HEHEH. We tried EBRITHIN and only had until 12nn to enjoy em coz need na namin mag check out :<

We tried all the big slides: magellan's drop, king pilipit, rio montañosa and sum othurs yehs

then finally nag 12nn na and we nehded to head bacc hum :< we got bittur too coz nung naka-shower na kami and shit, we noticed meron na pala Foam Party na nanyayare 🥲 but et okay, overall et was a gud weekend. splash island be gud pleys

i lubs u baBIIII

[wibur]

thinkin bout robots.......

#3.txt #mission log #miss maam...

[communistzuko]

will never be more jealous of people watching a:tla and/or fma:b for the first time. if i could erase both from my memory simply for the wonder of watching them for the first time.....

#quality is stored in the ‘:’ #this is why i make it my mission every summer to get as many of my campers to watch atla #i just tell them the premise and answer their questions abt it during free time and pretend im like #idk telling a story #and then once they all seem hooked im like ‘tell ur parent(s) its on netflix :)’ #the parents either hate me for it or are like MAAM YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE #PASSING IT ON TO THE NEXT GENERATION! #and living vicariously #2 summers ago this one 8 year old boy got SO into it he drew me atla art which i still have <3 #ok now i just miss my campers i have derailed this post in the tags #rest in pieces olivia #also this obviously applies to korra #im almost always including korra when i say atla i just dont feel like distinguishing when im referring to the whole universe

[enluv]

sohns snot slot thinks ur sexy !!!!!!!!!! asf !!!!!!!!

enluv thinks UR sexy asf!!!!!!!

#stop the picture of your idea 😍😍😍 #miss maam #istg ur so hot 😩✋🏼 #💬 – sohn's snot slot ! #mission: successful ✔ #EDIT: I MEANT ID* NOT IDEA OKAY BYE LMAO

[hopingforromanoff]

Mission Impossible {N. Romanoff} SMUT

Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x Top!reader

Warnings: Smut 18+ jealously, cursing, fingering, use of a strap on, daddy kink, degradation

Requests are open, so feel free to send in requests and I will do my best to get them posted ASAP. I’m gonna keep them open for now but please be patient with the length of time it takes to finish them.

A/n: Here you go guys! This one has been in my drafts for a while and I finally go the motivation to finish it up!

Let me know your thoughts, feelings, or just come into my inbox for a chat!

Stay awesome

~Lucy

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“Ready?” Natasha asked from the doorway as she tightened the strap of her thigh holster and let her red, floor length dress fall. 

“Always,” you winked, taking one last look out at the lights of Saint Petersburg that glittered in the night sky. From your 15th floor hotel room you could see most of the city beneath you. 

Your mission was located in the ballroom of the hotel, so it was just a short elevator ride down to the event. 

“Tasha, I love you.” 

The elevator was empty, but you still spoke softly. She nodded in response and squeezed your hand in case there was audio feed. You brushed her soft, red hair behind her ear, checking that her ear piece was in place in case you needed to contact each other. Your hand lingered on her face for a moment before you pulled her into a kiss. The two of you had managed to pull apart just in time for the elevator to ding and the large doors to slide open to reveal the crowded lobby. 

The grand hall had towering ceilings and massive chandeliers hanging from them. Thousands of people had been invited to the fundraiser, but only one person mattered to you; Nikolai Petrov. He was your mission. Petrov was a Russian arms dealer, with ties to the Russian mafia as well. He had been connected to the trafficking of advanced weapons into multiple countries overseas, and SHIELD needed to put a stop to it. Hence why you and Nat were at the fundraiser now. They needed information before they made a hit, and that was your field of expertise. 

It wasn’t long before you found Nikolai amongst the crowd. He was at the bar, a young woman in each of his arms. 

“I got this one, go see if you can find out where the next deal is going down,” Natasha nodded towards Petrov from her position beside you. 

“Yes, Maam, see you soon.” You didn’t question her; she did have extensive training  in espionage after all, and you both knew Nikolai would be a tough one to crack. You sent a wink her way, and disappeared into the crowd. 

It had been an hour since you had last spoken to Nat, and a productive hour at that. The mission seemed to be going off without a hitch. Both you and Nat had almost gotten all the information SHIELD needed to make the hit, and Nat seemed to have gotten very close to Nikolai in the short amount of time. 

“You look absolutely stunning tonight Miss. Molchalin,” Nikolai’s deep Russian accent filtered through the comms unit. 

“As do you, Mister Petrov.” The sultry tone in Natasha made you excuse yourself from your conversation, and make your way towards the bar so you could see what was going on. 

Nikolai leaned in close to Natasha and whispered something into her ear, to which she giggled in response. His hand fell to the small of her back, fingers running dangerously close to her butt. His eyes barely glanced away from where her breasts swelled from the top of her dress. Nikolai’s free hand found its way to the bare skin of her thigh, where the slit in her dress tugged open from her seated position. 

“Natasha,” you practically growled. Natasha’s eyes flicked to catch yours as your warning filled her ear. “The plan was to get information, not to let him fucking feel you up. I’ll break his fucking hands the next time he touches you.” 

Despite your warning, Natasha continued like nothing had happened. Nikolai leaned close to whisper something again, and you could see Natasha flinch a little as his lips brushed the top of her ear. Natasha tried to shift away from him, clearly uncomfortable with her position. Nikolai, however, didn’t seem to like this very much, his grip on her thigh tightened, pushing it back down on the tall bar stool. His hand moved ever farther up her thigh to the point where you could almost see the edge of her underwear. 

You could practically smell his vodka laced breath from here, and you wanted nothing more than to break his fucking face. Your blood boiled. No one, and I mean no one fucking touched your wife like that. Ever. You pushed off the table you were leaning on; you had had enough. You couldn’t take this anymore. 

“Natalia, your brother is waiting, you know how impatient he can get.” You didn't give her a chance to question anything or for Nikolai to say anything. In one movement, you grabbed her hand and pulled her towards the exit. Natasha didn’t fight you or even mention how your nails dug into the back of her hand. She knew better. 

The elevator ride was much less pleasant this time around. Natasha knew you were pissed from the way your lips were pulled into a straight line and the way your jaw was clenched tight, but the silence, the silence was what really gave it away. You had let go of her hand now, and were just staring at the lights on the numbers slowly rising. When the elevator finally stopped at your floor, you wasted no time in grabbing Natasha's hand again, and pulling her towards your room. 

“Fucking hell” you grumbled under your breath as your hands shook and fumbled in anger trying to pull the room key from your pocket in haste.

Natasha’s back hit the door as soon as it swung shut behind her. 

“What’s your problem Y/n, it’s just a mission.” 

“You’re mine.” Your face flushed with anger. 

“Love, I know that I'm yours, it was-” You cut her off from finishing what she was going to say. 

“No, you're mine.” You slipped your thigh in between hers. She let out a soft moan when your thigh pushed up against her pussy. Her head falling to rest on your shoulder as she let herself enjoy the second of relief the pressure gave her. 

Natasha let out a small squeal as her legs got taken out from under her, and her butt hit the desk. It didn’t take much to push her thighs apart so you could stand in between them, the red, silky fabric of her dress gathering around her hips. You brushed her long red hair off of her shoulder to expose her neck. You took the time to kiss her favourite spots, just below her ear, the dip by her collarbone. Your kisses slowly started trailing down. Your hand found the zipper on the back of her dress, and it slid down in one smooth movement. With a bit of your help with the sleeve, the dress fell, pooling on the desk, her whole body on display for you. 

Your other hand pushed her underwear to the side, too impatient to take the time to take them off. One of your fingers lightly stroking her folds to collect her wetness before you settled on her clit, rubbing firm circles, making her cry out and her thighs shake under you. 

"You look so pretty when you're whimpering for me, kitten." You sped up your pace for a moment to see what other noises you could pull from her, before stopping and taking your fingers away. 

Natasha whined at the loss of contact, but it didn’t last long. Natasha cried out as two of your fingers entered her. With how wet she was, they slid in with ease. You pumped them in and out of her, making her thighs shake even more under you, and soft moans fall from her lips. 

“Who made you this wet, kitten? Was it Nikolai? I bet you fucking loved him having his hands all over you, you little slut.” 

“You,” Natasha whimpered and managed to breathe out. 

“I said who made you this wet, princess?” You curled your fingers inside of her.

“You did, daddy, I’m wet for you, daddy, only you,” Natasha cried as your fingers brushed her g spot. Her eyes squeezing shut, her head resting on the wall behind her.

“Good girl,” you spoke slowly into her ear. 

“I w-” Nat cut herself off with a moan

“What was that? Use your words, kitten.” You curled your fingers once more. 

“I want your strap, daddy,” Natasha shakily managed to get out between moans. “Please daddy,” she added after you didn’t respond quick enough. 

“Fuck, you’re pretty when you beg, kitten.” 

Natasha whimpered when you pulled your fingers away but quickly settled when she felt the pressure of your strap entering her. You held her hips down to the desk to stop her from moving as you watched your strap disappear completely into her. You started off with a few slow thrusts, letting her adjust to you. As you picked up the pace, the desk banged against the wall with a loud thud; your neighbors were NOT going to be happy with you. 

"Mm you're being so good for me." Your fingers settled on her clit, rubbing gentle circles, drawing her closed and closer to her orgasm. Natasha whimpered and moaned under you, a stray tears falling as the pressure became too much.

“Can I cum?” Natasha cried out as her thighs shook against yours, a telltale sign that she was about to cum. 

“Yeah baby, cum for me, kitten.” Natasha came with a scream, her whole body shaking under you. You slowed your pace but didn’t stop completely, letting her ride out her orgasm. 

"You did so well for me, baby, my good girl," you praised her, your hand stroking her thigh trying to settle her as you stopped moving inside her. Her body collapsed into your arms as she tried to catch her breath.

“I love you,” you whispered into her hair. She mumbled something incoherent; you guessed it was I love you too but you couldn’t be sure as you just held her.

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[prettyboisteveharrington]

Line without a hook

Loki is always there to comfort you. One day you return the favour.

Fluff, hurt/ comfort

It was a cold night at the Stark Tower you were in your favourite jumper in front of the TV trying not to worry

The mayority of the Avengers were out fighting the latest threat of destruction to the Earth this week.

You had been asked to stay back to rest your leg after a particular tough battle the week before that had really damaged your knee.

You felt guilty that you weren’t there helping your fellow team mates.

Loki had offered to look after you, you weren’t quite sure why as you hadn’t spent much time together. You trusted Him though. You knew Him joining the Avengers had been a little rough on Him, not everyone had warmed up to Him after What he had done to New York. You weren’t an Avenger at that time so you didn’t have to fight Him.

I you weren’t exactly friends but you were always hesitant to talk to Him. You never quite knew What to say and you never talked unless you had something meaningful to add to the conversation

You were watching an episode of our planet about forests

When Loki walked in and started boiling water

Ahhh his usual cup of tea

You smiled to yourself. Being apart of the Avengers you started to notice People’s usual habits and behaviours. You found other people facinating and you had such fun watching Them.

Loki put a cup of tea Down in front of you and you looked up at him with a questioning look on your face

‘Thank you’

He nodded at you and sat Down a few seats away from you and started to read his book.

You noticed he didn’t have any cup infront of him

‘Where’s your usual cup of tea?’

Loki smirked

‘I’m not the one who is anxious’

‘I’m not’

He looked up from his book and raised his eyebrows

‘The tea will soothe your soul’

‘I’m fine’ you insisted stubbornly crossing your arms at your chest almost like a child

‘ clearly’ Loki added dryly going back to Reading his book

‘Fine i’ll bite.. What Makes you Think I’m anxious?’ You Said and gave Him a look

‘The jumper, the Nature documentary and the look of panic that graces your features’

You sighed

‘Am i really that transparent?’

‘Yes’

‘Fantastic’ it was your turn to dryly say

‘So Can i ask why you are anxious?’ Loki asked almost carefully

You looked at him for a minute almost debating with yourself if you should tell him or not but shrugged your shoulders and gave in.

‘I’ve never missed a mission, I’ve always been in front of the action. What if it’s actually better without me there. What if I’m -‘

Not Cut out to be here? Not good enough?Useless

You thought sadly.

Loki gave you an a look of disblief

‘ you Can’t possibly Think you Don’t belong’

You shrugged

‘Sometimes I wonder if I’m cut out for it. If I had moved out the way or been faster or stronger maybe I wouldn’t have gotten hurt’

‘You’re human. It happens’ Loki said trying to reassure you

‘Wouldn’t have happened to you’ you said back Defensively

‘That’s different I’m a god. You are a midgardian’

‘Sadly yeah. I don’t like how weak it makes me feel’

‘ you might be many things y/n but weak is not one of them’

Your cheeks flushed

‘What do you mean?’ You questioned

‘You are an excellent fighter, you always give it your very best and I think that’s quite admirable and definitely worthy of being part of a team ’

You shivered partly due to being cold partly because this was probably the most you had talked to the god in all the time you had been apart of the team.

With a flick of his finger your shoulders were covered in dark green blanket.

You smiled a wide smile for the first in a while.

And reached out to put your hand on his shoulder

‘Thank you’

Loki looked at your hand for a moment before looking into your eyes with an unreadable look on his face.

Before going back to reading his book and you went back to watching your documentary.

Both of you just sitting in silence and you reached over and Grabbed the cup of tea and took a sip

Mint. Your favourite flavour.

you didn’t think much of it and kept watching your documentary while you enjoyed Loki’s company.

One day you found him in the library looking for another book to read. you were in a better mood than the day he had joined you on the couch but you didn’t feel amazing either.

You gave him a nod before going over to the book shelves to browse.

You spotted your favourite book of all time and took it and sat down on the ground next to where Loki was standing and staring to read

‘To what do I owe the pleasure of your company’ Loki commented before going back to look for a book

you shrugged

‘If you don’t want company I can leave’ you suggested but he shook his head.

‘Are you anxious?’

You nodded your head

‘ what’s wrong’ he asked before sitting down next to you

‘Nightmare’ you added

‘How bad? Slight trauma or watching your family die in front of you?’

‘Burning alive kind of bad’ you shuddered

Shaking slightly

Loki flicked his fingers and a green blanket

Was around both of your shoulders.

Before he could ask if you wanted to talk about it you had already started to rant

‘ it felt so real. The flames. The burning sensation. I woke up gasping for air’

Loki hesitated before lightly touching your hand with his and he squeezed your hand in a reassuring way

‘It’s not real. You’re safe’

‘ I know’ you admitted before knocking your shoulder against his and going back to reading your book. He stayed by your side as you read.

Loki could somehow always sense when you had a bad day.. he was always ready with a book, a cup of mint tea or a blanket You had no idea how or why he cared but it was actually really sweet of him and it made you want to talk to him more.

This time you stumbled upon him having a rough day.

He hadn’t left his headquarters in days and you had become worried. So you had made him a cup of tea and had knocked on his door.

‘Loki?’ You asked

He opened the door and let you come in

He was sitting on his bed reading.

You sat down next to him and handed him the tea

‘Everything okay?’

‘Yeah I’m grand’

You gave him a look that suggested you knew he was lying

‘You might be the god of mischief but you are a terrible liar’

‘Me? A terrible liar’ he said pretending to be offended

‘Do you want to talk about it?’

‘It’s stupid’ he reassured you

‘I doubt it’

‘Sometimes I wish I was as likeable as my brother’

You looked at Him for a moment trying to decide if it was okay to make a joke

‘The god of Mischeif jealous ?’ You joked

Loki sighed

‘I know. Stupid’

‘No! I’m sorry ‘ you Said and leaned your body next to his and he leaned into the touch.

‘Can i ask why you feel that Way?’

‘All my life people have always favoured Him over me, our parents, our friends, even the Avengers not that i blame Them though’

‘I understand How you feel. Sometimes it’s so easy for people to be so easily Well liked but harder for you’

‘Because they don’t let the burdens of the world bother them’

‘I think it’s because they push it away rather than deal with it you know? But it’s far better to deal with it than to bury it. As for the avengers- give them time and they will see how great you are’

‘You really think so?’

You nodded

‘Also not all the Avengers favour Thor over you. I happen to think he is slightly overrated. I mean he can’t magically get me a blanket when I’m cold’ you added looking into Loki’s eyes and he stared back at you with the softest smile but didn’t say anythinng

You got up from his bed and held out your hand

‘Where are we going?’ He asked as he took his hand in yours and dragged you to the kitchen where you made him sit down.

‘What are you doi-‘

‘ I’m going to make you cookies’ you added and shot him a look as to say there would be no arguing with you.

Loki sat down on the counter And watched you put all the ingredients in a bowl

‘Can i atleast help’

‘Nope just stay where you are’

‘Yes maam’ Loki Said in fake salut and you rolled your eyes but smiled.

You rambled on about your life before the Avengers. About your favourite things in the world.

When you were done you put the cookies in the oven and sat on the counter next to Loki

you were deep into a conversation when Thor came into the room

‘ WHAT IS THAT GLORIOUS SMELL’ Thor Exclaimed

‘Cookies’

You laughed and Loki rolled his eyes but tensed up a bit. You hand touched Loki’s gently giving a reassuring squeeze and Loki relaxed

‘Ah lady y/n and brother! How are yo-‘ he didn’t finish his sentence as he spotted your hands on top of Loki’s

‘Actually i just remembered i need to go ask the Captain about something’ Thor Said with a wide grin as he left the room

‘What was that about?’ You asked confused

‘Heaven knows ‘ Loki shrugged

You let out a laugh.

‘Perhaps you could crush me with your thighs’ your date said giving you a suggestive look

You regretted going on this date. Put yourself out there they Said. It Will be fun they Said.

it was definetly the last time you would listen to anyone ever again. Even Loki had encouraged you to go for it.

If you were honest you would rather be here with him instead but you didn’t know if he liked you. You had grown close lately and you saw him as a good friend if not maybe something more. You just didn’t know if he felt the same.

Your date kept making more more sexual innuendos even though you had made him aware you were uncomfortable.

You had had enough.

‘This was a mistake’ you said as you got up

Your date grabbed your hand

‘Let me go or you’ll regret it’

‘Oh come on! Things were just about to get good’

You turned around and punched him in the nose with your free hand

‘Fucking bitch’

‘ if you ever come near me again I’ll show you what a real bitch does’

And with that comment you turned back around and walked back to the headquarters in a fowl mood

Loki was on the couch reading like usual, Thor was watching some action movie with Natasha and Bruce.

‘Y/N’ Thor greeted loudly as you walked past them all in pure anger

Loki noticed this and approached the kitchen slowly he had never seen you this angry before

You Leaned against the counter trying to catch your breath while holding a drink of water

‘Y/n?’ Loki asked

You looked at him

‘I’m never going on another date ever again’

‘What happened’

‘ lewd sexual comments thrown my way and the fact that I was grabbed and held back as I decided to leave makes me never want to date another person ever again’

‘Are you hurt?’ Loki asked concerned and he was looking for bruises on your body

You looked at him with an unreadable expression and the anger from before vanished

‘I’m okay’ you reaffirmed

‘How did you get away from him?’

‘I punched him in the face’ you shrugged as if it was no big deal

‘That’s amazing. Well done’

You smiled at Loki

‘I will never date again’ you swore

‘You will find someone.You just haven’t found your person yet. Give it time it will happen ‘

‘What when I least expect it?’ You said and took a sip from your glass of water

‘PERHAPS YOU SHOULD DATE A GOD INSTEAD’ Thor exclaimed over from the couch

Loki gave him a dirty look from his place over at the counter like he was throwing daggers at him with his eyes.

You spat out your drink.

‘Ignore my foolish brother’ Loki commented and you nodded your head in agreement.

‘How about we all go out for a drink tomorrow night instead?’ Natasha asked

‘Sounds good’ you agreed.

The next day you were getting ready to go out so you got dressed in a dark green satin v neck dress that reached your ankles, it had a slit in the right side. You were wearing a long silver chain with a moonstone pendant and moonstone earrings.

You had dark lipstick on, mascara and winged eyeliner. Half of Your hair was in a messy ponytail in a half up half down kind of hairstyle.

You walked into the living room area where the others were staring at you In shock but you only noticed Loki.

You were absolutely gobsmacked, you had never seen anyone or anything so beautiful in your life. He was wearing fitted black trousers and a fitted black shirt with his hair tucked behind his ears.

You were breathless and absolutely taken back because wow just wow and he was staring back at you with the same look in his eyes as you

You needed drinks tonight and many of them to distract you from doing something stupid.

Loki walked over towards you and stopped in front of you

‘You clean up nice’ he commented before giving you the brightest smile

Fuck my life

‘I could say the same about you ‘ you said nervously before your cheeks turned a dark shade of red.

‘Come on Lovebirds! Let’s go’ Tony called over his shoulder causing you both to jump a bit as you had forgotten the other Avengers were there.

Without much thought you took Loki’s hand in yours and walked out with the others, Loki hadn’t pulled his hand away but was looking at your hand in his.

Tony, Steve, Wanda and Vision had joined the rest of you for a drink at one of the local bars. Everyone was having fun and talking about anything and everything. You were finishing your second drink before deciding you needed a third.

‘I’ll get the next round you yelled before getting up.

You saw Loki being in the middle of a conversation with Thor, Bruce and Natasha, you smiled in his direction. You were happy for him. It seemed like people were finally warning up to him.

You went to the bar when you spotted your date from the other night but before he noticed you you rushed back towards the table.

‘He’s fucking here’ you breathed out

Loki looked over at you worriedly and walked over to you and Gently held your hands in his.

‘Who’s here?’ He asked calmly

‘ the jerk from my date yesterday’ you shook a bit as you spoke

‘Do you want me to take you home?’ Loki offered

You shook your head

Do you want to get revenge?’

‘No that’s childish and stupid and ‘

‘But do you want to?’ Loki asked you with a mischeivious grin gracing his features

You thought about it for a second.

‘What’s your plan?’ You asked with an expression that matched his.

Loki lead you out unto the dancefloor and you started to Dance next to each other

‘Loki How is this Revenge exactly ?’

‘Show Him that you can do whatever you want with your body. Trust me it will get under his skin. Follow my lead okay? If you are uncomfortable at any point let me know?’

You nodded

You danced for a while. A slower song came on, Loki looked at you slightly nervous.

‘One more thing? Do you trust me?’

‘Yes. With my life’

Loki looked at you somewhat differently at that moment than before but you weren’t sure what it meant.

He put his hand on your hip and his other hand in yours while your other hand was resting on his shoulders and your head was on his chest as you slowdanced on the Dancefloor.

‘Is that the guy from Yesterday?’ Loki asked

You looked in the direction Loki was looking at a guy watching Them intently

‘Yep that’s the creep’

‘Y/n?’

‘Yes?’

Loki looked Down at your lips then back up at you as if he was asking for permission

‘Yes’ you Said in a raspy voice

Loki leaned down and kissed your lips and you kissed him back with full force to the point where you were just passionately making out.

As the Slower song ended you pulled your face away from his face.

‘Is he gone?’ You asked looking in the direction of where the guy had been sitting before

‘Yes’

You pulled Loki into a hug resting your head on his shoulder

‘Thank you. So much’

‘Anytime y/n’ Loki said hugging you back fiercely

After you broke apart from the hug you went back to the others.

Loki and you held hands the rest of the evening.

The next day you woke up in the best mood. But that all changed as soon as you saw Loki.

He was reading on the couch like usual so you went over to the couch and sat down next to him.

‘Hi’ you greeted warmly

Loki didn’t look up from his book but just gave you a nod

‘Everything okay?’

Loki nodded once again and you felt your heart sinking.

Did last night mean nothing

You tried to engage in conversation with Loki a few more times but he wasn’t interested

You sighed and said

‘Didn’t realise I was that unwanted. I thought we were friends. I guess i was wrong’

You left the room before your eyes Got glossy

You avoided everyone for the rest of the day. You hid in your room.

The one person you had ever cared this much about was icing you out.

Yesterday didn’t mean anything to him and you would have to get over this stupid crush.

You were curled up in a ball in your room crying your eyes out.

Had all the times you had bonded lately not meant anything to him? Had all their moments and shared looks been for nothing.

You weren’t even sure what you were to Him now? An acquaintance?

Surely you were more than that though, you had come to Him for comfort and he had opened up to you at least a small bit?

Or were you wrong about that too?

How were you supposed to act around him now?

As the evening approached you went up to the top of the roof and sat down with a blanket wrapped you and you looked up and gazed at the stars.

You don’t know How Long you were up here for until you noticed Loki sit down next to you

You felt bad. You tensed up a bit and Got ready to go back into the headquarters.

‘Y/n please stay’ Loki pleaded almost desperately

You sat down next to Him and looked at Him expectantly

He looked Down at his hands and seemed to be shaking a bit.

Was he nervous?

You gently put your blanket around his shoulders and he looked up at you

You gave him a small smile. You knew that he didn’t get cold with being a frost giant and all but you figured it would at least be comforting and maybe it would give Him the strength to say whatever he needed to get out. He looked at you a bit more confidently now

‘ i shouldn’t have kissed you’

‘I kissed you back’ you reminded him

‘I’m sorry y/n i took things too far and i dont want to ruin our friendship ‘

You swallow a lump in your throat

‘Do you regret kissing me?’ You asked your eyes searching his

‘No! I wanted to kiss you all evening”

“Really?” You asked as your cheeks coloured

“Yes. You looked so beautiful yesterday that i couldn’t take my eyes of you”

“I felt the same way too. You took my breath away yesterday”

Loki gave you a playful grin, his eyes looking looking down at your lips and back up to your eyes

You leaned in and captured his lips with yours, kissing him with as much passion as you could muster and he kissed you back just as fiercely.

After a while you broke apart and smiled at him, your eyes gleaming.

‘If I’m being honest i agree with Thor. Perhaps i should date a god next’

‘ do you have anyone In mind?’ Loki asked and pretended to think but he had a genuine smile on his face

Your heart beated very fast in your chest

‘ a certain god of Mischeif if he is interested’

‘That Can be arranged’

‘Really?’

‘Absolutely’

You leaned over towards Him and met Him halfway until your lips touched in another kiss.

Afterwards you leaned your head on his shoulder

‘The stars are so beautiful tonight’

‘Their beauty is out of this world’ Loki agreed but he wasn’t looking at the stars. He was looking at you

The two of you managed to Fall asleep against each other

Thor, Natasha and Bruce found you two in the morning cuddled into each other

‘YES! I TOLD YOU THEY WERE INTO EACH OTHER’ Thor exclaimed

‘Oh piss off’ you mumbled tiredly and snuggled closer to Loki’s chest being slightly annoyed that he had woken you up

Thor, Natasha and Bruce laughed

Loki kissed your forehead and wrapped his arms closer around you. He was smiling and ignoring his brother.

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A/N: I was desperately craving some hurt/comfort in my life. Also I see Loki as more soft after he joins the Avengers, hard to get to know? sure- but softer none the less especially if he starts to care for someone. As the quote in Frozen goes ‘some people are worth melting for’

Also enjoy line without a hook because Ricky Montgomery is👌🏻

#loki fluff #loki oneshot #loki x reader #loki x you #loki x y/n #loki laufeyson #Spotify

[the-witch-of-one-piece]

Miss maam, may I request the scenario of that dilf husband comment before with our beloved Marco?

The s/o is either too busy with the kids/too oblivious to even notice someone flirting with her dear husband? Dear Marco just politely declines the woman and hugs his wife and all the fluff in the world? So most the fic is based on his POV, if that make sense?

*sends a basket of cookies flying to you* here's something extra for your hard work! Thank you!

A/N: Hey Anon booboo! 😘 Yassss I wanted to do this one!!!!! Of course this could be from his point of view. Yes we love a good fluff for this man!!! (days dreams about Marco as my spouse) I actually have an idea I may share with everyone regarding a series me and another blogger are going to do 😉. I think it is a rather interesting one! Let me know if you would be interested in hearing it! *catches the basket of cookies.* I love cookies too!!!!!! You know me so well ! Thank you for suggesting this I really appreciate this!But I hope you enjoy this little number ! ❤️

Marco x Fem Reader : I only have eyes for you (Marcos POV)

You looked forward to the weekends. Your clinic closed on the weekends but available for emergent matters only. Your family was looking forward to spending the day together. You guys would go to the local park on the island to let the kids burn off some of the pent up energy they had. Seeing your wife holding your guys toddlers hand she walked to the swing set at the playground. You appreciated your wife's dedication to the home duties and taking are of the kids full time. Taking care of three kid was a mission itself, but your wife never complained not even once. You would take the older two with you a few times out of the week to give her a break while she stood with the youngest. Sitting on the blanket you brought enjoying the silence for just a moment while you watched from a distance as your family was enjoying themselves on the playground.

There was a new local woman who seemed friendly walked by and wave hi to you. You weren't rude you did acknowledge her and wave back. The villagers did talk about her being single and caught thee eyes of some of the single men on the island. "Dr. Marco what a surprises running into your here." the woman said stopping in-front of you.

"Hello their yoi." you said to her you stood up.

"Its such lovely day today I love this kind of weather." She gave a smiled at you.

"Yes it is quiet a nice day...I see you did some grocery shopping." seeing the basket of food she was holding, you put your hands in your pockets.

"Oh yeah well you see.. I wanted to invite you to dinner. You know you were so nice you made me feel welcomed on the island I thought it would be nice to get to know one another possible dinner tonight?" she asked slightly blushing.

Did she not see the wedding ring on your finger? It was making more sense to you now why she was so friendly with you. You raised your hands showing the wedding ring "I'm sorry but I'm a married man and a father of three....There are plenty of men on the island that are interested though." You looked over at your wife as she was standing in front of the swing as she was gently pushing it back and forth seeing her smile plastered on her face as she was hearing the toddlers laugh. "I'm lucky to be with someone like her. Damn well knows I didn't deserve her from the beginning....But out of everyone she chose to be with me through thick and thin." you said. The beginning of your guys relationship it started off a long distance as you were still the first division commander of the Whitebeard Pirates. The letters and den den Mushi calls were the best you could do at the time. You thought she would have gotten tired of that and moved on with her life. But when you arrived on her island a few years after she was waiting for you all this time. The utmost dedications she gave to you was more than enough for you to know you wanted to spend the rest of your life with her. She knew everything about you and you knew everything about her.

You excused yourself as you began to walk to the playground where your wife was. Your wife was taking the small toddler out of the swing set your youngest child seem eageedr to play with the older kids. She carefully watched them, the little one running to the eldest child holding their hand as they went to the next part of the playground. "Be careful watch your step!" she called out to them.

"They are fine." you smiled at her your arm wrapping around her shoulder. Her head leaning against you. "Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you and everything you do for this family yoi?"

"Many times but I like always hearing it." she give a sweet smile.

Turing towards her cupping her cheeks in your hands looking into her doe like eyes. "From the first day I met you, you took my breathe away, without you in my life it wouldn't be complete. I wouldn't have this beautiful family without you......Day after day you never once failed me. Always surprising me with all the task you can handle at once and doing them with perfection each time... My little bird I love you so much you are my everything the mother of my kids, my best friend and darling wife." Placing a tender kiss on her lip.

#marco the phoenix #op marco #maroc #marco the pineapple #marco one piece #one piece marco x reader #one piece x reader #one piece x reader insert #one piece reader insert #one piece scenario #one piece #one piece imagine #thatbadbruja #valerieswriting #send requests #requests open #anon ask #im a simp #i love this man

[ssamie]

epilogue. “your girlfriend’s kinda hot”

kozume kenma x fem dazai!reader

(bsd x hq)

tw: mentions of suicide and suggestive themes + dirty jokes

masterlist.          suicide freak!

"hey uh, welcome to my stream i guess" he said as he spared the camera a quick glance "im not really playing tonight because an incident has recently occurred in this household" kenma said with a tired sigh 

nobody else knew it, but the said 'incident' was y/n accidentally setting half of their living room on fire 

the reason? apparently, she wanted to try burning herself to death in the furnace. obviously, it didn't work. and all that's left from that is more shit for kenma to clean up and a trip to yosano-san. 

kenma is stressed. and y/n is still alive. both of them are facing problems. 

"can you please wear a maid outfit- no."

kenma shook his head as he continued playing, glancing at the chat once in a while to read the veiwers' questions and comments

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user: how about cat ears?! 

user: ^^ cATBOY CATBOY CATBOY 

user: u suck at this game wtf

kuroo.tetsu: hey kenma ;) 

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"first of all, i do not suck at minecraft thank you very much" kenma scoffed 

"second of all, go away kuroo. im still mad at you" 

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user: LMFAOOO kuroo what did u do?? 💀💀

user: he probably broke kenma's pc 

user: PLSS he's the one kenma’s throwing shade at on twitter 

kuroo.tetsu: STOP THE SLANDER 😔✋🏼

user: rooster head lookin ass 

user: ^^ NOT THE HAIR 

kuroo.testsu: 😃😃

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kenma sighed as he continued building a cute little cottage. he was currently vibing, just building y/n a cute cottage for her to probably burn later on. 

and he decided it would be nice to go on stream since his oh-so-lovely girlfriend was still out for work. 

ah yes, kenma has somehow kept y/n alive all those years. 

barely. 

hence why his phone was being bombarded with messages from her, all of which being blurry selfies. 

the photos had her sporting a huge grin while atsushi panicked in the background. 

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user: ayo, ur phone's blowing up 

user: do you have a girlfriend? 

user: KODZUKEN LET ME SUCK UR TOES 😋😋🤩

user: ^ ayo chill 😃

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kenma simply ignored them and continued on with his task. all was going well until a loud slam was heard. his cat-like eyes widened as he heard a familiar voice singing from downstairs, it was undoubtedly y/n. 

kenma chuckled nervously and muted his mic. 

but of course, cute dumb catboy didn't actually mute his mic. haha <3

he ignored all the questions in the chat, all of them being  speculations that he has a girlfriend. which he does, but they simply did not need to know that <3

"kenma~" she yelled out "i have a surprise for you!!" she said, followed by menacing giggles. 

kenma glanced at the camera before hopping off his gaming chair and peeking his head out of the door. 

"y/n, im streaming!! stay down there!" he yelled out in panic 

"aw, you're playing hard to get aren't ya?" she chuckled 

kenma deadpanned as he saw her limping up the stairs, with her bandages torn and unravelled, same with her clothes. he didn't really think much of it since this is usually how she comes home. 

its most likely just due to work and/or another suicide attempt.

"so, kenma.. you'll never know what just happened to me today" she started off with a goofy grin 

"im streaming, atleast let me turn it off first-" 

she paid no mind to him as she peeled off her ruined coat and pointed to her poorly bandaged stomach

"i got stabbed!" 

"you got what?!"

kenma furrowed his brows as he immediately rushed over to his side, cradling her face and waist as he inspected her injuries

"are you okay, kitten?" he asked worriedly 

"yep, apparently it wasnt deep enough to be fatal" she sighed dejectedly 

"please don't be sad about that." kenma groaned "can you undress?" 

"ara ara~ whats this?" she cooed "you're getting real bold, kenma" she smirked at him 

she unbuttoned her shirt and started pulling down on her skirt "but since you asked so nicely-" 

kenma simply sighed and shook his head. "i was gonna prepare you a bath but now im considering leaving you here to die" 

"but the second option would've been better though" she smiled at him 

"oh my fucking god." 

kozume kenma. (22)

╰─▸ university student, stock trader, pro-gamer, youtuber, ceo of bouncing ball lpt. 

╰─▸ y/n's struggling boyfriend. definitely needs a pay after all he's been through.

╰─▸ currently panicking because his girlfriend got stabbed.

l/n y/n. (22)

╰─▸ operative/member of the armed detective agency. 

╰─▸ kenma's girlfriend. kinda dumb, very hot to compensate for it. still hasn't died yet. 

╰─▸ currently bleeding and wounded. also hoping for severe blood loss.

"kenma, did you know" she mused in a teasing tone "lack of sleep and too much stress could possibly lead to poor memory and lack of awareness" 

kenma looked up at her with a look of confusion. he was currently kneeled down before her while she was sat on the bed as he cleaned her wound up with a damp towel. 

"why are you telling me this?" he asked 

"i just thought it probably applied to you" she snickered 

"why? i didnt forget anything-" 

he cut himself off with a huge intake of air. he slowly turned his head to look at the screen which still had his stream going on. to make it worse, the camera was on and they were both clearly in the camera's field of view. 

to make things worse worse, his mic was on the whole time and the live chat was in shambles. 

"i hate it here" he sighed 

kenma laid his head on her lap as he continued on patching her up, honestly not caring that this whole scene was being recorded for thousands or millions of people to see. 

"well, atleast the internet could finally see my beauty before i die" she laughed 

she ran her fingers through kenma's hair as he grumbled under his breath. kenma was a pretty private person. he made sure not to overshare, given his current 'influencer' status. and he was planning on keeping his relationship a secret, though it seems he can't do that anymore. 

"might as well say hi" she shrugged 

so of course, she then decided to walk up to the camera looking utterly dishevelled and roughed up. 

for context, the newly wrapped bandages around her stomach was being stained already by a crimson red hue and it was only getting worse the more she moved, undoubtedly messing up her wound. 

"hi, im kenma's girlfriend and if i see you flirting with him i will make you regret it" she grinned 

"y/n!" kenma groaned from the bed "you're close to dying right now, turn the stream off" 

ignoring him, she proceeded to read the veiwers' comments, laughing at some of them while she joked around. 

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user: heLLO?!?! 

user: GE HAS A GIRLFRIEND NOOO

user: bruh, did i just hear that right? were you fuckin stabbed? 

user: ur kinda hot tho

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kenma furrowed his brows as he reluctantly walked up behind her, reading the comments with varying reactions 

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user: well damn, hot bloody girl comes in and suddenly im lesbian

user: kenma looks so done

kuroo.tetsu: hi y/n ;) 

user: HER NAME IS Y/N

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"jesus christ shut up, kuroo" kenma grumbled out with a sigh 

"yup! yup! im y/n, and no, i am not a criminal. i swear." she shook her head 

"i got an injury from my job, that's all." she cleared up 

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user: tangina nyo sana ol

user: MSKAKAKKA

user: THIS IS LOWKEY ICONIC

user: time to scratch another gamer boy off my possible bf list 😔

user: girl wtf happened to u

user: that's wack bro 🚶‍♀️

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"great question, random person from the internet!" she beamed "see, what happened was.." 

"i went on a certain mission and got severely injured. though, when i called for help nobody responded" she said 

kenma furrowed his brows at her words. "why didn't anybody respond?" he asked. she sighed and fiddled with her torn bandages, pouting her lips as she does so. 

"well, when i told them that i was finally on death's door, all they said to me was 'congratulations!' and all that.." she said "what's your take on that, hm?" she asked kenma 

"im not surprised" he said 

she grinned at his words and leaned in for a kiss. "you're so mean to me, kenma~" she whined 

she licked her lips as she held his blushing face in her hands, she nuzzled their noses as she leaned in closer to him. 

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kuroo.tetsu: oh shit 😳

user: we all know where this is heading ;) 

user: sana ol talaga punyemas 

user: AYO CHILL 

user: why we goin so fuckin fasstttt 😳

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kenma hastily turned the camera off as soon as y/n's lips touched his. 

"kitten, were still- hmph-" 

he was only silenced as she slipped her tongue in his mouth, smirking lightly as she ran her fingers through his hair 

"thanks babe." she said as she pulled away, giving him a soft peck on his cheek and a nod "anyways.." she hummed as she turned the camera on once again 

she looked through the chat while kenma slaps his face to get rid of his blush. 

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user: ur fuckin freaky 

kuroo.tetsu: oya oya 😼😼

user: MS MAAM I JUST MET U AND I LOVE U ALREADY WJABSJSJJS

user: not me blushing chiiilllleeeeee 🏃‍♀️

user: KENMA IS FLUSTERED

kuroo.tetsu: kenma, i didnt expect this from u 😼

user: im so fucking JEALOUS GRR😡

user: girl r u bleeding rn 😃

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upon reading a certain comment, she subconsciously grazed her fingers against her bandaged wound. her eyes slightly widening as she felt a concerning amount of wetness seeping through

she glanced at kenma who was still calming himself down and inspected her wound 

"oh my.." she muttered, though she couldn't help but let a smile slip through 

so like any normal person would do, she simply ignored her bleeding wound and the fact that she was getting a bit lightheaded. haha <3

"anyways, let's answer some questions!" she beamed 

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user: what's ur full name

user: what's ur job miss girl 

user: are you possibly looking for a gf, because i am more 

than willing to take the spot 🚶‍♀️

user: how did you meet?? 

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"alright, those are all very nice questions" she chuckled. kenma, who's now calmed down, sat down beside her to look at the chat. 

"first, im l/n y/n" she mused "nice to meet ya" 

"second im a detective! mhm, im cooler than your fathers" 

"third, it depends, belladonna" she cooed as she sent the camera flirty smirk "are you perhaps willing to join me in a double suicide?" 

"oh god.." kenma grumbled. he pouted at her and shook his head in disapproval. "don't flirt with random girls" he whined 

"why not?" 

"uh- because i am your beloved boyfriend, is that not good enough of a reason??" 

"... anyways, we met at a cafe way back in high school" she said with a smile "also, i asked him to join me on a double suicide" she said 

she was smiling and nodding as if it was the most normal thing in the world, all while kenma nods along 

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user: wtf are u okay 🗿

kuroo.tetsu: teenage romance 🤩

user: cute ❤️

user: im concerned ❤️

user: ur a detective?? cool

user: LMAOO I'LL GO ON A DOUBLE SEWER SLIDE 

WITH U MOMMY 😩😩😋

user: ^^ SAME 😩

user: CHOKE ME WITH THOSE BANDAGES MOMMAE 😩

user: u r still bleeding 🚶‍♀️        

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kenma was simply glaring at the chat as more compliments and flirtatious comments came flowing in, all of which were directed to his girlfriend. 

"this is why i didn't wanna let people know about you.." kenma grumbled 

"aww, why not?" she asked with a playful pout 

"people are flirting with you." he sighed "also, stop asking for my girlfriend's onlyfans! she doesn't even have one!" he snarled

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user: LMAOO CATBOY IS ANGRY 😩

user: y/n-senpai spit on me 😡😡

user: drop the onlyfans 

user: chupapi munyanyo 😩

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"anyways, i'd hate to ruin the mood" she chimed in with a sluggish giggle "but im so wet kenma" she whined out 

a menacing smirk was etched on her lips as kenma spluttered in response, a bright red hue covering his face almost instantly as he faced her with widened eyes 

"y-y/n! why would you say that?!" he whisper shouted 

"cuz i am" she whined out as she grabbed his hand and trailed it down her abdomen 

she faced the camera and gave them a shit-eating grin as kenma mumbled out incoherent words 

"y/n we should-" he cut himself off as he felt the concerning amount of blood drip down his whole arm 

kenma's face paled as he looked up to see her smiling like a kid in a candy store, completely unbothered. 

"y/n, you idiot! why didn't you tell me!" kenma exclaimed 

"um- my girlfriend is bleeding. excessively. so uh- bye i guess" it was all he said before hastily ending his stream and turning off his computer. 

"y/n, let's get you to a hospital" he said as he reached down to carry her away. though she simply slapped his hands off and closed her eyes. 

"nope. this is my time, kenma. don't ruin it for me" she said 

"you're fucking dying!!" 

"well, would you like to join me?" 

"no"

"damn." she muttered in response 

"so...wanna fuck?" she asked sheepishly 

"for the love of god-" 

this was so messy :/

#haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyū!! #haikyu x reader #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu x you #hq x you #kenma x you #kozume kenma #kozume x reader #hq kozume #kozume fluff #kozume x you #kozume x y/n #kenma x y/n #kenma x oc #kenma x fem!reader #kenma kozume #kuroo x y/n #kuroo testuro #nekoma #bungo stray dogs dazai #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs x reader #chuuya x y/n #chuuya x reader #osamu dazai #dazai x reader #tw: sucidal ideation #tw: sui mention

[mountjude]

yo yo yo, can i please have basic relationship hc's for lit?

I did the fluff alphabet!!

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

cuddling, just cuddling. Also listening to modern music, he loves hearing your favorite songs.

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

He admires how much time you take to explain things to him. He's still trying to figure out what the hell is going on in the modern world and he appreciates all the time you take to teach him.

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

He would probably panic himself. He's had his fair share of panic attacks, where you would help him, so he's returning the favor. He would do his best to try and distract you and if you let him touch you, he would hold you until you calm down.

D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

Wherever you go, he'll go with you. You'll probably have some lil kiddos (if you want any) He can imagine living in a lil house with in, probably in New Rome, surrounded by plants.

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

Passive. He's sort of awkward in the beginning of your relationship. Your normally the one to make plans or initiate kissing or cuddling, then later in your relationship he will.

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

This poor man has been betrayed TOO MANY TIMES. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY TO WAY IN TARTARUS YOU WOULD BE EASILY FORGIVEN (depending upon what you did). If you just like stole his shirt he'd been like "ok", but if you did something to really hurt him, he would probably punch something and leave.

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

He is SO grateful. Like I said he's doing his best to try and learn but it's hard for him to adjust, all the time he's just like "thanks alot, y/n, i appreciate it" he says in a lil whisper

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

He's very secretive in the beginning, before you start dating. Over time he learns he can trust you, and shares some of his secrets with you, especially after you start dating.

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

You absolutely helped him a bunch. Obviously all his problems weren't just "fixed" when you started dating, but over time he learned that you help a lot. He's learned to be way more relaxed and less tense around other people.

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

He absolutely gets jealous (aristagoras looking at you bitch). Especially if somebody is touching up on you, and he can tell your uncomfortable. You'll probably have to stop him from commiting murder. He doesn't mean to be posessive he just gets scared since you mean so much to him.

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

He's a lil awkward in the beginning. Your first kiss was probably on the roof of the waystation, and you guys were just chilling. Until he looked over at you and kissed you softly.

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

Probably after he sees you with somebody who looks interested in you. He sees them making you laugh and just panics. Afterwards he takes you to his room and just flat out tells you, "I'm so in love with you y/n, and I'm scared your gonna fall for somebody else." He was probably really confused why he was feeling like this, until somebody had to tell him.

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

I can't imagine you guys would do the whole wedding thing. He'd have Leo make you matching rings, and he'd be like "WHENS THE WEDDING?? CAN I BE THE MAID OF HONOR??" I can't imagine that many demigods getting married period (HERA MAAM). You both would get married privately, demigod lives are short and he wants to spend the rest of his with you. (he'll also throw an apple at you when he proposes)

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

Apple!! (nickname from @kawaii-kozume ), other than that your name, he loves it so much!!

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

He is absolutely smitten with you. He tries flirting but your just so oblivious and he's so fed up. You held his hand once before you started dating and this man WAS RED.

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

If he wants to kiss you in public he will, but he won't suck your face off or anything. A lil kiss on the head, and holding you hand.

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that's beneficial in a relationship.

Since he has such strong arms, whenever your upset he will absolutly hold you tightly. Especially when you 2 go to sleep, he'll hold you til you fall asleep.

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

Since he's from ancient greece, he'll do some cute ass romantic stuff. He'll kiss your hands and pick you flowers.

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

He'll help you as much as he can. He believes in you so much it hurts. Whenever your stressed and wanna give up, he ALWAYS comforts you "just give it another try, apple"

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

He has been doing routines his entire life, time to be a bit impulsive for once.

U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

Before you started dating, he made it his mission to know you like the back of his hand. He'd always ask you stuff life "whats your favorite color?" to "who's your parent?" to "who would you ever court here?" he doesn't mean to be stalkerish he just very interested in the things you like.

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

Your one of the most important things to him, sometimes its a lot of weight knowing that. He's been hurt over and over again, and his heart can't take another heartbreak.

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.

Sometimes Lityerses pretends not to know something, like the internet, just so you'll help teach him.

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

Like I said, he's pretty awkward in the beginning over time, he loves to kiss your cheek and hold your hand.

Y earning - How will they cope when they're missing their partner?

I tries to distract himself, with swordfighting, training, taking care of Georgie. But no matter what he does, it seems like they all remind him of you. Whenever you get back, your probably crushed in a bear hug.

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

Lityerses would do anything to prove his love for you. Please just hug and kiss him and tell him you love him because he will literally kill somebody for you.

#lityerses #lityerses x reader #toa #trials of apollo

[bouncyirwin]

pls maam (idk if im supposed to give u characters or smth but everything/one u write is lovely so imma just leave it to u) 40. "You're questioning my methods." "I'm not questioning it, I'm saying it's stupid"

I will be 100% honest I only reblogged those to keep them as reference for later I wasn’t actually planning on writing anything but the prompt tempted me into it 🤣

I’m sorry for the following ridiculousness, please enjoy xD

“This is not going to work,” Sakura grumbled from her perch in the trees.

Shisui, hanging upside down from the branch above and looking utterly ridiculous, simply shushed her. “Just wait.”

“No really, we’ve been here half an hour and it’s getting ridiculous,” Sakura peered through the thick branches only to find that Sasuke and Naruto hadn’t made a single move. “Are you sure they can even escape those ropes?”

“Yes, they’re not babies Sakura, jeez,” Shisui huffed. “They can easily get out. They just can’t get out without getting handsy with each other.”

Naruto wiggled a little. It made his nose pump against Sasuke’s who glared through a fierce blush. “Stop. Moving.” He growled out.

Naruto ceased all movement again. “My wrists are genuinely going numb, teme.”

Shisui sniggered quietly to himself. Sakura rolled her eyes. “You’re really underestimating how stubborn Sasuke is.”

“You’re questioning my methods,” Shisui sighed, finally disengaging his chakra and landing lightly on the branch next to her.

"I'm not questioning it, I'm saying it's stupid.”

“You wound me, Sakura-san,” Shisui said forlornly.

Naruto was wiggling again. And Sasuke was swearing. The sudden commotion drew their attention to their bound friends.

“Naruto,” Sasuke was demanding through clenched teeth.

“Fuck you teme, Iruka-sensei promised to treat me to lunch and you’re holding me back!” Naruto cried, twisting and struggling against the ropes.

“Stop, hey, dobe, you’re kissing me!”

“I’ll kiss you and your brother and your whole family if it takes!” Naruto declared, ignoring Sasuke. “I’m getting my ramen!”

All at once, Sasuke went suspiciously quiet. And then: “What did you just say?”

“What?” Naruto responded defensively. “I said I’d kiss you for ramen.”

“No, no, the part after that.”

“Your whole family too?—OW! FUCK! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!”

Sasuke had head-butted Naruto in the face, and didn’t look slightly apologetic. He only harrumphed now as he glared unrepentantly. “You can’t kiss me and then kiss my whole family you asshole.”

“Which part offended you exactly?!” Naruto was still grumbling loudly, his eyes squeezed shut. He cracked them open now to toss Sasuke a dirty look. “The part where I don’t kiss you only or the part where I kiss your family, dammit. It was a hypothetical situation!”

Sasuke’s face had gained an interesting shade of red. “Both,” he eventually said, his brows furrowed and his expression torn between embarrassment and anger.

“I’ll be damned,” Sakura whispered to Shisui. “It’s working.”

“I told you,” Shisui grinned. “Give them time.”

“Do you think—“

“—Ssh! You’re gonna miss the good bit!”

“Sasuke...” Naruto was saying, eyes wide. “Do ... do you ... you want me to kiss you?”

When Sasuke didn’t respond, didn’t confirm nor deny it, Naruto huffed. “You know you could’ve just said, it’s not like I made a secret out of my feelings—“

“—what?”

“What? I’ve been chasing you for years you jerk.” Naruto leaned closer, glaring, even when the modest inches between them only offered them enough space to breathe. “What, you think I did it out of the goodness of my heart?”

Sasuke spluttered. “Well yes!”

“Moron, you’re a moron,” Naruto cried in exasperation. “I love you, you asshole!”

Stunned silence descended on the clearly.

Shisui’s lips turned up at the corners. “Mission accomplished.”

“Holy fuck Shisui,” Sakura said, genuinely impressed.

Below them, Sasuke and Naruto were kissing ardently.

“Is it pushing my luck now to ask you out?” Shisui attempted slyly.

The thump he received for his efforts was worth it, especially when she agreed to grab a drink with him later that evening.

Mission accomplished indeed.

#bouncyirwin writes #narusasu #shisaku #naruto

[luminawkes]

my shitty volleyball player! and musically talented! akko au so here it goes

also yes i watched haikyuu and a few episodes of your lie in april and this came out of my gooey brain

-akko plays the violin by default but can play other instruments too

-her mom made her attend music classes and akko was like "hey maybe i can incorporate that with my future chariot inspired shows!!!" but also because she loves her mom

-was also a volleyball player in her middle school (was an outside hitter and was the ace so surprise surprise atsuko kagari's great at sports!! also became the captain during her 3rd year for some reason and she was great at it) will never set even if you forced her tho

-if i had to describe what akko is as a volleyball player she's like bokuto, but add nishinoya energy and aura and ushijima strength (and a lil of hinata clumsiness)

-hc that her mom's a music teacher while her dad's a volleyball coach so its no surprise she got both

-it all starts before music class started the professor told em theyre gonna play w/a partner (chosen w/spirits or something) and hannah and barbara shit on akko so she's like "im going to destroy them" "akko no--"

-she gets partnered with DIANA (forgot to mention she plays the piano here) 

-"Kagari, We'll play Canon in D--" 

"Hey Diana, let's play Kreutzer."

"I--very well." 

-akko destroys hannah and barbara with a VIOLIN

-meanwhile diana fell in LOVE (after their performance she accidentally blurted out "be my gf" to akko and she was like "lmao okay but only if you let me break curfew") ((they actually started dating after a few weeks that was said ))

-amanda, being amanda, asks her to play toxic by britney spears 

-akko gets detention again for who knows what and while the blue team passes by the classroom akko's in they overhear her SINGING (she's singing girl in red <3)

-diana to barbs and han: "thats my girlfriend, i love her"

han and barb: "di what the fuck--"

-akko and diana duets,,,,, i start crying

-amanda deep diving into yt found akko's middle school and their matches and saw akko fuckin,,,, bein an ACE AND A CAPTAIN???? 

-amanda: "akko you can play VOLLEYBALL????"

akko: "yeah i still can tho lmao. also fuck magical linguistics like what am i--

amanda: "YOU WERE THE ACE AND THE CAPTAIN????"

akko: "there were only two 3rd years so they had no choice. anyways back to shitting on magical linguistics"

-amanda challenges her team to a volleyball match along with the blue team (for fun, and yes i read the manga and this time chariot makes em hand over their wands) 

-akko actually acting like a leader??? diana ur nose is bleeding 

-diana literally dies via volleyball because when akko's in the air and her shirt exposes a lil of her abs she gets distracted and DIES HOLY SHIT DIANA???? MAAM???? CHARIOT WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING GET THE NURSE (nice kill akko!!)

-croix learning about how diana got k.o'd by a volleyball because akko's shirt lifted made her lose her MIND

-croix, thru the phone: "SHE'S JUST LIKE YOU DJJSSHDSBD HOLYY SHIT CHARIOTTT SEND HELPPPPP"

chariot: "SHUT UP CROIX!!!! ITS YOUR FAULT YOU GOT SUCH A SHORT SHIRT THAT DAY!!!!"

-volleyball ace akko ❤️ - written on the back of diana's notebook 

hannah, seeing it: "wow she really is whipped"

-diana starts to watch all of akko's matches on yt

-diana learns she likes dumb musical jocks

-amanda: "hey im a dumb musical jock" (she plays the trumpet and the drums)

diana: "are you akko though??? no you're not. sit down o'neill."

-diana literally lost a few braincells after dating akko and amanda makes it her daily mission to record all of the moments her braincells just vanishes. she somehow roped hannah and barbara into joining her

-"miss cavendish have you seen miss kagari?" 

diana: "oh you mean my GIRLFRIEND????? THE LOVE OF MY LIFE ATSUKO KAGARI???? THE APPLE OF MY EYE THAT IS AKKO KAGARI?????"

 "miss cavendish, please she stole from the cafeteria and somehow burnt the kitchen down, again." 

-akko serenading diana ❤️ i love this song 

-hannah and barbs got tired of teasing and just accepted that akko's pretty neat (besides she's diana's gf so their teasing rights were taken away 😔😔 ripp lmaoooo)

-han and barbs @ diakko: "these bitches are gay!! good for them!!"

-akko invites the blue and green team to a picnic just for the sole purpose to sing "hikaru nara" with them

-lotte, barbara, and amanda sing it w/akko (amanda wouldnt admit it but thats her fav anime)

-hannah teasing amanda about watching your lie in april while also gushing inside about how cute amanda's singing voice is

-diana in love <333

-andrew learns about this "oyaoyaoya?? akko's sporty AND musical?? diana must be having a blast" she is andrew bcos theyre GIRLFRIENDS

-finnelan gets floored when the news spread about how the school dolt is actually musical prodigy and is popular among the girls for her athleticsm (insert jealous diana here)

#lwa #haikyuu!! inspired #diakko #hamanda #this au sucks dont even LOOK at it #diana cavendish #chariox #implied??? nah theyre lesbians theyre out here #atsuko kagari