★ if you're open to first impressions, then im curious ouo!
I like would call you a Minicon // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You would probably confuse me // You seem annoying (definitely stereotyping) // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow steal your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re probably fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart (?) // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better (?)
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she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax
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happy wash your fucking water bottle wednesday
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★ first impression if crossed paths! or rumours heard
I like am intrigued by you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re look like fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re seem nice // You’re mean seem strong // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me (most are) // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better
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😘sexy💯 independent😈✨free-thinker😝🎱 roger, roger!🙊real🏅yes, we are hooman😇💫all your base are belong to us👍🙌🏼💋
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this is like my most hit tweet of all time
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