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usafphantom2 · 2 months
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In 1965, the A-12 was ready for deployment. The CIA wanted the A-12 over China. The Department of Defence needed the A-12 for missions over North Vietnam. Plans were made for the code word “BLACK SHIELD” to go operational. The A-12s were stationed at Kadena AFB, Okinawa. They would be named the 1129th Special Activities Squadron. They were affectionately nicknamed the Roadrunners. In 1968, on the island of Okinawa, there would be both A-12s, and SR 71s. The locals would point up at the airplane and yell Habu Habu! They thought the airplanes looked like a snake, called the Habu. This is where the name Habubrats comes from.
”The most critical event that the Trainer could not prepare you for was the inlet unstarts because it didn't have spikes (variable geometry inlet) and could not reach Mach 3. Other essential points to make at this juncture: 1- The A-12 did not have aft bypass doors. 2- did not have spike and door position indicators. 3- only had spike/door restart switches. 4- the fuel controls were unreliable. 5- the inlet controls were unreliable. To repeat, everything was very dynamic, changing all the time, usually to the best.” this is a quote by A-12 pilot Ken Collins.
I never thought of this before that the trainer could not prepare the pilots for the inlet unstart problem because it didn’t have the spikes and could not go Mach three!
According to Ken, every A-12 pilot had trouble with un-starts. The unstart problem was passed on to the SR 71 program and was not solved until the 1970s when DEFICS was in place to restart the engines.
Linda Sheffield
@Habubrats71 via X
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DC Comics Original Character Superhero: Hoplite
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Above image was Drawn by the ever excellent and talented @spider-jaysart
co-created by both @confusedhummingbird and Yours Truly
Civilian Name: Penelope Haney Troy
Former Name: Subject 66
Clone-Daughter of Donna Hinckley Long Troy
Half Sister of Robert Hinckley Long-Troy
Age: (Physically) 10 1/2 Years
Height: 5’ 7
Weight: 128 lbs
Superpowers: Superhuman Strength, Enhanced Agility, Flight with speeds at a maximum of Mach 4, Superhuman Speed, Enhanced Reflexes, Godly Stamina, Superhuman Durability, and Ability to Channel and Manipulate Incoming Lighting Bolts
Gadgets and Accessories: An Enchanted Lasso, Bracelets of Submission, An Amazonian Javelin and Amazonian Shield
Personality: Adventurous, Energetic, Eccentric, Intelligent with Battle Techniques and the Arts of Combat, Kind hearted, Loving, Selfless, Knows Cuss Words But Often Restraints Herself from their Use Unless Absolutely Frustrated, Able to Accept Most Criticism, Self Punishing If Something Involving Her Doesn’t Go Right, Sometimes Clueless With Social Cues, Not Quick to Anger But Can Be Hard to Calm Down, Respectful to Those She Feels Earns it but Otherwise is Quite Mischievous to Those Who Don’t, Tries Being Snarky but Often Doesn’t Do Well, Talkative, and Keeps Herself Busy with Very Little to Keep herself Standing Still
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Bio:
As part of Project CADMUS’ endless attempts for contingency plans and strategies against metahuman heroes and crime fighting vigilantes should they go rouge, The higher brass commission a restart to their highly effective cloning process with some modifications to their original design. In this case, create a clone at a younger age so they can be more easily swayed therefore controllable under their orders when the time arises. Futhermore, with hiring some mystics and magic based metas on their side, CADMUS was able to acquire DNA from Human turned Amazonian Warrior and Veteran Titans Member, Donna Hinckley Troy aka Troia.
After initial gestation which lasts about 5-6 months, the clone had by then developed into a young woman which bears a lot of resemblance to Donna albeit with some alterations due to the incorporation of other Amazonian DNA within her samples. Once she reaches an age resembling that of a 10 year old, by then thanks to the transference of all sorts of knowledge, from the basics about social skills including table manners, the learning of that English and Ancient Greek Languages, all the way up to the most advanced and complex of Amazonian combats techniques on the battlefield, the clone dubbed Subject 66 was finally released from her pod, to officially begin her training under CADMUS’ wing.
However, what the scientists at those hadn’t entirely counted on was Subject 66 exhibiting personality traits which actively questions and speaks against their goals for her, all of which conflict with her extraordinary emotions of free will and self empowerment. While they had managed some of the training they had in mind with positive results, CADMUS was overall unable to exactly control Subject 66, only reason she even cooperated with their training and what passed for their care was because at that time, she had nowhere else to go.
Enter Donna and her ‘sister’ Cassandra ‘Cassie’ Sandsmark aka Wonder Girl. During an extensive battle against routine Titan nemeses The HIVE/Fearsome Five, the secret laboratory CADMUS was operating in that contains Subject 66 was discovered by an errant Donna being tossed right into its walls, crashing though the complex and down to the vault which led to the Subject’s living quarters. She hadn’t found enough to notice her clone though as Donna immediately rushed back into the battle right out of the building. Subject 66 however noticed her ‘bedroom’ vault was wide open, allowing her to fly out of there to delicate her freedom since that the CADMUS personnel had left in a massive hurry. Once finally outside the building complex after so long, Subject 66 saw the battle between the two Wonder Girls and the HIVE/Fearsome Five, so far the battle not going so well for the Wonders. Just Donna was pinned to the street floor and about to receive a nasty looking face punch from Mammoth, suddenly the fist is caught midway through. Donna peaks an eye opening, revealing a lone girl with jet black hair with golden streaks, clad in a grey and black bodysuit with both her hands on Mammoth’s fist, holding it there with immense super strength but delivering an uppercut to the villain, sending him flying to the complete outskirts of the city, shocking much of the HIVE and allowing Cassie and Donna to gain the edge; ultimately winning the battle and saving the day.
Shortly after the HIVE are apprehended by the Bludhaven PD, Subject 66 is immediately taken to Titans Tower, making formal introductions about what she knows about herself to the Titans and their adjacent Young Just Us team. It’s here thanks to DNA testing from Victor Stone aka Cyborg the Subject learns of her genetic progenitor being none other than Donna herself, a decision that no doubt would be a major shock but Donna, being the compassionate and rational woman she is, would take sympathy with this clone of hers, valuing her as her person and understanding her feelings for freedom. This especially gets prominent once Amanda Waller, Head of CADMUS and flanked by her Task Force X, arrives later on that day with the demands to get Subject 66 back under their custody.
Donna and Subject 66 however are insistent and persuasive with Waller; a back and forth that goes for about 1 hour and with the ultimatum that should the Subject being taken by CADMUS, the Titans won’t be afraid to reveal their many dirty secrets of all sorts of misbehavior to the public, Waller eventually backs down and allows Subject 66 to stay with the Titans and Donna in particular. Once the helicopter leaves the roof, Subject 66 gives a major hug to Donna in thankfulness for allowing her to stay with them, a hug Donna gives right back.
Over the course of the next few months, with weekly visits to Themyscira for enhancing and perfecting her training with the Amazons alongside Cassie in particular, forming a sort of mentor and mentee bond between them, forging her own custom made outfit heavily patterned after both Donna and Cassie’s while making it her own and meeting and befriending with the son of Donna’s close friend Nightwing, Jakand’r/Jake Grayson aka Skybird along his best friend Christopher Grayson Kent aka Nightwing Phantom, The clone also develops close bonds and connections with Donna and her birth son Robbie Long aka Darkstar, eventually also gaining a new civilian name once her adoption papers are fully completed: Penelope Haney Troy, ‘Penny’ for a nickname.
With that, she then declares her newfound crime fighting superhero identity of Hoplite, named after the elite warrior classes of many Ancient Greek city states, in particular Sparta. Also a proud de facto apprentice of Wonder Girl who Penelope looks up to as a de facto Aunt.
Occupation: 6th Grade Student of Bludhaven Academy, Amazonian Warrior in Training
Superhero Outfit: A Black and Gold Version of the NTT era Wonder Girl outfit Donna had worn with a skirt in place of pants, and the stars on it being pink and white. Complimenting the outfit is a pair of goggles once belonging to Cassie, given as a gift as a sign of their small yet strong bond growing overtime. When Penny offers said googles back, Cassie tells her not to worry as she’s got plenty of spares
Physical Appearance: Long and Combed Jet Black Hair with Golden Streaks
Bright Ocean Blue Eyes
Medium Frame with a Healthy Muscle Build Around the Arms
No Scars Present
Trivia
- A big fan of the Bratz Dolls, Penny has amassed a sizable and impressive collection with her allowance money and spare change. Despite good efforts to preserve them, she still allows others to play with them. Its one of the many things that she can share in common with Mar’i Grayson aka Nightstar
- Regarding her half brother Robbie, despite being younger than him age wise, she staunchly comes to his defense if any girls start flirting with him or pursue crushes on him. Already into her first year attending school, she’s scared off about three girls who she can sense can break his heart.
- Besides his Bis Sis Mar’i, Chris Kent and Jasper Logan, Penny Troy is the one person Jake can trust above all others and most definitely one of the ones he can both relate and confide to for nearly everything. The bond between Penny and Jake has been routinely compared to the strong platonic bond between their respective parents Donna and Dick Grayson aka Nightwing. It’s a comparison frankly none of them can deny
- Speaking of Jake and Chris, while she hasn’t joined their group Team StarKnights just yet, she’s still considered a proud honorary member. She even has her own bedroom set up at the StarKnights’ base whenever it’s needed.
- Like so many in this generation of heroes, Penny can clearly see the small crushes Jake and one girl from school Meredith Robinson have for each other despite their consistent denial of it. She often is among the many ones who try planning secret dates from those two. Seeing Jake blush every time he gets too to Meredith always being a playful grin to her face.
- A Fan of 70s to 80s Rock n Roll, in particular the band called Fleetwood Mac. Takes inspiration from said band to learn playing piano, harp and most importantly for her, a cowbell. As such is often present for when Chris and Jake reform their own band, The Sidekicks, along with Mar’i and Chris’ brother Jon Kent
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badstargateimagines · 2 years
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Songs I Would Show to Stargate Characters to Rock Their Shit
Jack: Crank it Up - Joey Valance and Brae. Specifically for the lyrics “I always wipe twice for good measure/One for business and one for pleasure” I think he would absolutely hate this song and it would piss him off that I like it so much.
Daniel: Jiggle Jiggle - Louis Theroux, Duke & Jones because I just think he’d really hate it but he would have it stuck in his head for weeks and it would make him extremely mad.
Sam: Oops - Young Gravy. It’s so fucking sexist I think Sam would actually combust. 
Teal’c: Temporary Secretary by Paul McCartney because I think it would really irritate him. Everything about Cocaine!McCartney is awful and confusing and I would love to see an alien’s reaction to it.
Janet: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee - Frank Zappa. I feel like she might have objections to the fact that he says he got it from the toilet seat. I feel like it probably wasn’t to toilet seat. She would probably want him to see a doctor but she’d be angry about it.
General Hammond: 100% I would get him to listen to Lift Yourself by Kanye West just so I could see his face at the “poop-diddy whoop scoop, poop, poop” part.
Jonas: I would make him listen to Martha by Tom Waits because I think it would fill him with so much despair. This dude could do with a little bit of depression.
Vala: Four Wheel Drive - Bachman-Turner Overdrive. She would hate it and it goes on too long but I would make her listen to the whole thing, literally gun to her head. I would then tell her Randy Bachman trivia because I know way too much about that man.
Cam: I would show him the entire B-side of Heroes by David Bowie in a dark room with a bunch of cardboard cutouts of clowns and Robert Pattinson. I think that would be an extremely haunting and disorienting experience for him.
Stinky Pete: I would take Pete on a drive on my favourite dirt road and whip around it at mach speed. I would play the entirety of Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart at the highest volume that my stereo can go. He may not survive.
Meybourne: I would gain access to his Spotify and play We’ll Meet Again by Vera Lynn sporadically throughout the day until he eventually got freaked out. I would then make a playlist on his account that was just called Harry Meybourne Death Sequence or something and it would have song titles that spell out an elaborate prediction for an untimely death.
Apophis: I would find a way to make Penis Music play over all his dramatic monologues. Literally just on repeat until he stopped talking.
Sha’re: I would play her You Are A Pirate but the Alestorm version. I don’t think it would annoy her but I think it would be a jarring experience for her. She would also not know what a pirate is and I when I explained piracy to her she would lose her mind.
Ba’al: I would play him Bubble Pop Electric by Gwen Stefani to annoy him but it would backfire. I think he’d end up a Gwen Stefani stan and play it while committing intergalactic war crimes.
Rodney McKay: I feel like he would really hate Party Rock Anthem. No real thought behind this, just vibes. Alternatively I would play the Big Bang Theory them song every time he started talking but like restart it every time he’d pause and start again.
John Sheppard: Electric Water by Big Debbie because I think he would think it sounds like bank hold music and would get flashbacks to the time he tried to up his transaction limit and was on hold for 5 hours.
Elizabeth Weir: I would force her to listen to Shannon by Henry Gross because look man that song sounds sad but I really wanna see the look of devastation in her eyes when she realizes the song is not about a human woman dying but instead it’s about the family dog dying. She wouldn’t be the same for weeks.
Woolsey: I would play Woolsey Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way by Waylon Jennings not because I think it would irritate him but because I think it would rock his shit so hard he would enter his Cowboy era. I would know I was successful when I saw Cowboy!Woolsey at the next meeting.
Ronon Dex: I would absolutely put Ronon on some Stan Rogers with Northwest Passage. Again I don’t think this would rock his shit as much as put him in his Salty Dog era. I want to see Ronon as a gruff lighthouse keeper who’s seen Sea Ghosts.
Teyla: Hands down Levels by Avicii. That song is fucking transcendent and I think it would send her into another fucking dimension. Low key Tayla seems like she’d fuck w EDM but it may also begin her villain arc.
Zelenka: I would play him Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy!!!!!! He would hate it so much and it would piss him off that I know every single word. After that song I would play him Chatahoochie because Atlantis needs Rodeo Playlist Treatment.
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bellossom · 1 year
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I literally want to restart Violet bc I should have picked Fuecoco, I always pick the water starter but I just LOVE FUECOCO SO MACH
But that would mean painfully mashing thru the start of the game again.... I don’t even have any badges I’ve just been shiny hunting so I guess I wouldn’t be going back far at all
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geekeryisafoot · 1 year
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I think the happiest post-canon ending for Ferdinand- like the one where he achieves the most personal happiness and day to day contentment and fulfillment- is becoming a schoolteacher. Not at Garreg Mach (but maybe that's where it starts. He stops by after the war to help Manuela restart the school, covers a few classes, and realizes "oh. I love this, I love them, and I'm good at this"), but at the most inner-city public school populated entirely by Enbarr street urchins imaginable.
He has a personality that would work great with kids. His bizarre balance of obnoxiousness and unrelenting positivity and drive and support and the objectively cool and impressive things he's done would jive with students so well. They would unceasingly bully him but also love him.*
He would be so, so devoted to his kids. Every other week he realizes they would benefit from some free optional dorms to stay in, or an arts program or a sports league or an equestrian program or whatever, and every single time he goes directly to Edelgard saying he needs more funding because these kids need to experience opera Edelgard! It would enrich their lives immensely! And every time Edelgard sighs and is like I'll see what I can squeeze out of the anual national budget.**
And one day while he's supervising study hall, when he sees a kid who never had a solid roof over their head or three meals a day or someone in their corner, Ferdinand sees them finally relax, just sitting there reading a book about something they're passionate about, the realization strikes him- maybe not for the first time, but it's the most bone deep time, shooting all the way to his soul- that this is what it was all for. All of the fighting and death and social upheaval and sacrifice, the patricide, the sacrifice of his own family legacy and standing in society and nobility, it was all for this.
*I once worked with a teacher who was fresh out of college and was still figuring out how to manage a classroom. The troublemakers in class were constantly trying to derail class, but they also adored him. The second they caught wind that the principal or school district or whoever was going to be observing class, they would literally stand up and shout at everyone "Mr. [Redacted] is being observed/judged/tested today, so everyone be on your best behavior!" And then they would be. It was insane and delightful to see. That's the exact kind of rapport Ferdie would have with his kids
**Dorothea inevitably gets involves too and ends up inadvertently helping Ferdie jumpstart amateur high school theater
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butchcraftwrites · 1 year
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For the ask game, Rhea and Manuela, please?
Look, I'm just going to tell you straight up. This has been about Rhea. This has always been about Rhea. From the beginning of this seemingly endless FE3H rabbit hole that I have for some god forsaken reason thrown myself down, it has been about Rhea. Rhea, my beloved. Rhea, you parallel of a demigod or angel. You eternal victim of a hate crime. Baby. Baby cakes. Honey.
*Blows a kiss up to the sky* For the Immaculate One.
First impression: I honestly didn't piece together that Rhea was Seiros until the end of my first run (Silver Snow), so I didn't realize it was her in the opening cut scene. What I DID realize however, when she noticed Byleth walk into Garreg Mach for the first time from her Star Terrace, was her VOICE. Cherami Leigh's voice echoed from my speakers and immediately my ears perked. From like the first conversation she had with Byleth, I pretty much fell in love.
A friend of mine who was also in the middle of completing the game asked me which character so far was my favorite and when I told them, they were like "Oh." (as in "oh, of course") and then told me that I could only S-Support her if I played Edelgard's route. I had already picked Claude by this point and I really am not the type to restart a game once I've already put a few hours into it.
Anyway I restarted the game immediately and my head has been filled with pretty much nothing but Rhea ever since.
Impression now: *GESTURES TO MY BLOG. GESTURES TO MY MERCH COLLECTION. PUSHES YOUR FACE INTO MY DOC OF FIC IDEAS. SHOWS YOU ALL OF THE SAVED PHOTOS ON MY PHONE* *Breathes* Okay. So. I love her. So much more than I could have ever imagined. Dear Lord. I love her for being so resilient. I love her for loving the very species of people that massacred her family. I love her for her stumbles and oopsies in governing (which, to be fair, all in all she's done a pretty great job). I love her for being born with a purpose, having that stripped away from her at a fairly young age, and still day after day striving her hardest to choose kindness. I love how much energy she dedicates towards nurturing other people even though she knows they are going to die long before she does. I love how she is a Scary Big Dragon but treats children delicately and with tenderness (Cyril, the students who have anxiety, the mentions of how much she loves visiting the orphanage and playing with children). She just. She has so many reasons to be cruel and tyrannical and she just isn't. I know a big part of this is her trying to prepare the world for her mother's return (which no doubt is a delusion she's committed to false-memory) but that's honestly also another reason why I love her character. She is flawed. Very flawed. And yet after 1K years of life, we get to see her slowly decide to develop and change. And I love watching how immortals decide to finally do things. Anyway tl;dr She ticks like all of my boxes and I would die for her in a heartbeat. Also. EARS.
Favorite moment: HOW DO I PICK THERE ARE LIKE 5 CUT SCENES AND THEY ARE ALL GREAT. Maybe when the Empire invaded Garreg Mach and she morbed off of a cliffside (fun fact, I went into this game completely oblivious to the series and when I saw that she was a dragon I SCREAMED ENDLESSLY. In fact, I am still screaming, and writing is the only way to bring the eardrums of those around me peace). Or perhaps it was when Byleth woke up with her fucking head in Rhea's lap like it was a fucking pillow, another moment that made me scream and sob the first time it happened. Or perhaps it was in Hopes when Edelgard asked Rhea for the assistance of the Knights of Seiros and Rhea very quickly decided that she would lend a hand but immediately established her boundaries in doing so. It was such a small moment, and yet...
Idea for a story: :) Oh, wouldn't you like to know... I DO have a one shot Rhealeth fic in mind that's another Crimson Flower AU that plays lightly on the French texts of Guinevere and Lancelot. It will give me the opportunity to play more heavily with purple prose.
Unpopular opinion: I love Rhea as much as the next person in this small section of the fandom, but I think the crown she created is absolutely ridiculous and probably a constant strain on her neck and or shoulders. Don't get me wrong, I love her for it, but it just gives me another excuse to make fun of her(affectionate) and for me, it's True Love when I pick fun at a character relentlessly.
Favorite relationship: I'm pretty sure at this point, shipping her with Byleth has overridden everything else in my life.
Favorite headcanon: I like to think that the children Sothis created herself (those not born of Nabateans already created) were made fully grown. I imagine Rhea was born exactly as she is now, and she already knew how to fight, dance etc. I think she had a nice few years surrounded by family and loved ones, but that didn't last for much more than a decade or two before her mother was slaughtered. Strange that this is one of my favorite head canons, but hey, my favorite classical works are all tragedies, so.
AND NOW FOR MANUELA. My beautiful, glorious disaster. I love you. So much. You deserve everything. Everything. I raise my glass to you, sweetheart.
First impression: I was firstly annoyed with her. I generally dislike depictions of feminine flirtatious women in media (bit of aftershock from being tomboyish and coming out as young as I did), so I thought "Oh, it's that trope" and thought nothing of her. Clearly, I was wrong.
Impression now: Manuela is so nuanced. A lot of her motivation comes from needing to be loved, sure, but she gives as much love as she desires to receive. Like, dude, at some point between being a diva at a renown opera company(full time job) and coming to work at Garreg Mach, she became a physician. And a Professor. Like, HOW. I calculated this once, but at the start of 3 Houses she's only around 35??? At some point she must have started cramming her studies as hard as she could, and each field of study she chose benefited others. I also love that her ending cards sometimes mention that she dedicated the rest of her life to educating students from less fortunate families. Girl just wants life to feel good, and I love her for it so much. I think I've said this about every character I've been asked about so far, but she's one of my favorites.
Favorite moment: When she rants about wanting to stab the Death Knight herself. Or when the Death Knight isn't on the battlefield and she's like "Great, even the Death Knight is running away from me..."
Idea for a story: Manuela finds a spellbook on the ground that someone dropped. It's unlike anything she's ever seen, and that WILL show Hanneman, damnitt! She starts casting spells from this book that go HORRIBLY wrong, but she's oblivious and thinks she's doing great. Also she hasn't pieced together that the book she found is from Abyss.
Unpopular opinion: Is it popular to have an unpopular opinion about Manuela? Everyone has so many... Unpopular opinion: there's no way that Manuela is straight. Nope, nope that's also a popular opinion. I give up. I'm just sheeple.
Favorite relationship: With Ferdinand... I know, I know. I just think they are Rally Cute, and I love how he becomes a stay at home dad while she becomes Prime Minister.
Favorite headcanon: I am not the creator of this headcanon at all, but I love the headcanon that she stabbed the knife into the anatomical dummy to help her through the stress of getting attacked.
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starryparkrr · 2 years
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CLAIRE DE LUNE
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Chapter l: claire de lune
Pairing: k. tobio × reader(they/them)
Warnings: nothing for this chapter ! lmk if you find anything though :)
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It was a soft tune.
A barely audible one, when it first started in Kageyama’s head. As if the person playing was lightly tapping the keys of the piano, electing the soft notes from its large build. Feather like touches bringing out the delicate sounds.
It was strange, Kageyama noted, that the song was even playing in his head, on repeat might he add. He can't recall a time he had ever listened to the piano, let alone took the time to memorize the song that was playing. He wouldn't consider himself a man who listened to classical music, that was for sure.
He liked it though.
It was graceful and beautiful sounding in way that truly pleased his ears and cleared his mind. He was supposed to be focusing on the math problems the teacher was currently writing on the board, but how could he focus when the song just restarted itself once more in his head? Like an endless time-loop.
Kageyama slumped in his chair as the song picked up its pace and grew louder with each press of the key. He couldn't help but feel an oncoming headache as he went to rest his head on the table in front of him. The once barely noticeable notes, now completely consuming his senses.
"Hey, Kageyama," he heard a soft voice call out, and felt the slight poke of a pencil eraser on his shoulder. Without lifting his head from the desk, he rolled his head to turn and look right at the source of the voice. Hinata, of course. When was he not being bothered by the red head.
"Are you ok?" Hinata questioned, completely abandoning the equations on the board, like the boy he was questioning had done awhile back.
"'m Fine. Just got a small headache," Kageyama flatly stated before turning his head back on the desk and closing his eyes to relish in the song, once more starting over.
Ok, now it was just getting annoying.
Sadly, his class period continued on like that, with him unable to focus until the teacher finally dismissed them to go to break. In a rush, Tobio stood up, slightly feeling lightheaded, before starting towards the door with Hinata right on his tail.
They continued down the halls as Shoyo began to talk his ear off about God knows what, but Kageyama chose to use his selective hearing at this time. His mind wandering off to different places. They carried on until finally exiting the school and walking towards the usual table they went to for the past two years.
As they approached, Tobio could see Tsukishima and Yamaguchi already there with their bentos unpacked already digging into their lunches. Hinata noticed as well, right before darting towards the table screaming out the names of their two friends. Loud and energetic as always.
Tobio rolled his eyes before taking the few final steps to get to the table and sitting down with the other three. Immediately, Yamaguchi initiated conversation with them, asking how their first week was going.
Tobio added a few things every now and then, answering when spoken to, however he kept having a weird feeling overtake him. His eyes drifting off to his left as if something were missing. Or someone.
"Where's Yachi," Kageyama called out as he tore his eyes away from the seat to his left. Hinata, who sat on his right, simply shrugged his shoulders.
"Probably got held back a little after class to talk to the teachers," Yamaguchi added with a nod of his head, content with his answer.
"Why do you ask," Tsukishima, who sat right in front of him, asked, staring Kageyama down. His eyes spoke a million words, but only those 4 passed his lips.
"Just feels weird not having the table full I guess," Kageyama brushed it off like it was nothing, because it was, as he shrugged his shoulders, "I'm going to the vending machine." He quickly added on.
He stood from his seat and turned around sharply before starting towards the corner of the school that had the nearest vending machine. Once he was out of range, Tsukishima turned to Hinata with raised eyebrows. His golden eyes speaking for themselves.
"So, how is it so far?" He chose to voice his thoughts just to make sure his question was answered.
"I'm not sure," Hinata answered honestly, looking down at his hands as they wrung together in worry, "maybe this year will be different."
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Tobio took his time going to the vending machine, no rush at all in his steps towards the little snack machine. He marched on as he began to hum the song that had started back up in his head, and once again he found himself becoming annoyed at the melody. Almost like a broken record, it would restart after the last note was heard.
Eventually, he made it to his destination before pulling out his wallet and entering the right amount of money and pressing the button to get the milk he wanted. He stood there as the machine worked its magic and smiled slightly when the sound of the box dropping indicated he could get his milk.
He bent down and grabbed it right before taking the straw and punching it through the hole. He wrapped his lips around the tiny tube just as he turned around and he felt his body freeze without his consent.
A few feet away sat a table all by itself. It looked rough and beat up, old and barely stable as if no one had sat in it for quite some time. And yet it felt like he had seen that table before. Like he had sat there before. However, with how bad his memory had been lately he couldn't quite recall the memory. He could barely even remember his 1st and 2nd years, as if big chunks were ripped from his mind for no reason.
"Kageyama?" A small voice spoke up from beside him. He jumped slightly, turning his head fast before making eye contact with the short blonde before him.
"Are you ok? You sort of just zoned off... right in front of the vending machine, by the way," she chuckled nervously as she motioned to the machine.
Tobio jumped once more, but this time to move out of the way so Yachi could get her desired drink. They both stood there in awkward silence before Kageyama decided to break it, "everyone was wondering where you were, since you weren't at the table."
Yachi’s eyes widened slightly before she took her lips away from the straw to respond, "I had to talk to the teacher about a few things is all."
Kageyama nodded his head in understanding before motioning that they should start back towards the table, and with a nod from Yachi they both started their way there, talking about how the first half of their day had gone so far. After all it was their first week as third years.
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It was like an itch, Kageyama realized. One that was out of reach, and you just could not scratch no matter how hard you stretched towards it.
That is how he would describe the song in his head, because no matter how hard he tried he couldn't identify the name of it or where he had even heard it from.
At first, he thought probably from Tsukishima. After all, that lamp post always had his headphones on with his music really loud. Maybe, he had listened to it subconsciously without even realizing it until now. Then again Tsukishima didn't really seem like the classical music type to him.
Nevertheless, Tobio was sick of hearing the song in his head. All throughout practice it had been there, creeping up on him during a serve. Starting back up when he went to set. Even when he was drinking water on break it started its onslaught of keys that truly made him want to pull his hair from its roots.
Thankfully, practice was coming to an end soon, and he would be able to go home and sleep off the virus he probably had. A good night's rest always helped clear his mind and escape from reality.
"Alright everyone," Yamaguchi called out, "that's the end of practice for today! I'm so glad you first years decided to join our club and I hope that this year brings great things!" Yamaguchi continued on giving instructions on the cleanup and the future practices that would be held, Tobio saw no need to listen, after all he had been doing this for a few years now. Plus, he was VC, he already knew Yamaguchi’s plans for the year.
They started with picking up the balls, before moving to the nets, and finishing with cleaning the floors. It was routine at this point, and they were able to finish fast with the occasional help of the first years. Once complete, they all headed out right before Yamaguchi locked the gym doors and called it a night officially.
The lively chatter of the team carried through the night as the group of boys started to walk towards the school gates all in their own group conversations. Kageyama trailed behind before turning left and walking away from the rowdy crew.
"Kageyama, where are you going?" Hinata called out, stopping slightly as a few boys walked past him, every so often glancing at the ravenette.
"I'm going to get something to drink. Go on without me!" Tobio called out not even stopping to take a glance at the departing crowd. Hinata shared a glance with Yachi, but she just nodded her head and they both continued on with the club members.
Tobio started off towards the vending machine as he rummaged through his pockets for the change he got from lunch. It was always the perfect amount for the second milk he would get at night after practice.
Then he froze once more, with his consent this time.
It was almost like DeJa’Vu from lunch. Going to the vending machine and stopping in shock from something random.
Although this wasn't something random. No, this was the sound of that damn song once again, but this time someone was actually playing it. Out loud.
Tobio felt his body run cold and chills travel up his spine as he slightly turned his body towards the entrance of the school closest to him. He swallowed the lump in his throat before mustering up the courage to take the first step towards the sounds coming from the halls.
He started wandering the first floor before he realized it was coming from higher up. He slowly started going up the stairs, one by one, each step making the sounds louder right before he reached the second floor where he could hear the music loud and clear. It was surrounding him. Consuming him like he had been dunked in water, making him feel insanely uncomfortable.
With a shaky breath, he resumed his search for the sounds before he came up on the music room that was in the far-left corner of the hall. He clutched his fist as he heard the song in person for the first time. It gave him an overwhelming sense of nausea, and he had to stop right by the door to take a breather to calm his nerves. And as he did, he got to listen closely to every note that left that room. A tender melody that he knew so well.
With one final pep talk to himself he arched his neck slightly, letting his head peak through the cracked door, and he saw... them.
They sat there on the bench before the black instrument, their fingers running across the top dictating each sound that came out. The soft moonlight that trickled through the open window produced a makeshift spotlight on them, making them illuminate in the night. And in that moment Kageyama knew, that even the Gods were listening to them play.
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i hope you guys enjoyed the first chapter of my kageyama series ! i'm trying to make the reader non-binary so any gender can read this story and feel included ! sorry if it was a little boring :( the future chapters will get better i promise :) thank you once again for reading, love you <3
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catgirlforeskin · 2 years
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That Fire Emblem Three Hopes game might get me even though I generally don’t love musou games and prefer tactics games, but I really did not like what I had played of Three Houses
The main turn-off for me was the time in Garreg Mach (or whatever the church school was called) and how it didn’t feel like I was ever presented with difficult or meaningful choices, the choice was always just “how many chores do you want to do before you get bored.”
And when doing enough chores would let you sweep the other factions and recruit basically everyone if you minmaxxed enough or looked up a guide, idk, I kinda hate that! Like, in other (better) tactics RPGs, characters might follow or leave you because of choices you’ve made or beliefs you hold, but having it be based on whether or not you watered enough flowers to get your Agility up to 15 or whatever rubs me the wrong way
I really wish the game was more in the style of the Banner Saga trilogy, which imo are the gold standard for how to blend tactics combat and storytelling (even if it’s not my favorite tactics system, which is Symphony of War)
In Banner Saga, there’s a similar division between tactics combat and the rest of the game, which consists of interacting with towns, shops, people, and making story decisions, similar to fire emblem.
However, there’s a key difference. Rather than permadeath, when a unit falls in combat, they’re just wounded, which means they need to spend a number of days out of combat, or they suffer a stat penalty while in it. Instead, characters can die from story choices you make, and they do, often!
Characters not being losable in normal fights means they’re available to be woven more tightly into the story, which is something Fire Emblem struggles with a lot, and why there’s a swarm of one-note characters, you can lose five and it’s no problem.
Also in Banner Saga, you can fail fights/missions and you don’t get a game over and restart, you keep moving and there’s consequences. You lead a mobile army, like fire emblem, but rather than it just being fluff, you actually are told how many troops are in it and how much supply you have, and when going into a fight, you can charge in deep with your squad or hang back more, and this can make a fight harder or easier, but sway the overall battle. If you charge and do well, your army fares much better, but if you charge in and fall, the line crumbles and you suffer big losses everywhere, and these have story ramifications all throughout the games!
There’s so many tactical and strategic and moral decisions you’re making all the time that all play off of each other and pay off throughout the series wonderfully and it’s like, fuck dude, this is made by some tiny studio with Kickstarter money, how does fire emblem not do ANY of this! I want it to be so much better than it is and its heartbreaking
Anyway my original point was that three hopes starts mostly after the timeskip so you don’t gotta worry with the recruiting lol. This got a lot longer than I was expecting
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🎵 Here they come, here come Speed Racer cels. They were cheap and good deals! 🎵
OK, well, it’s not OG Speed Racer cels, but still spiffy, nonetheless.  From the 1997 anime Mach GoGoGo (which was also apparently Shin Mach GoGoGo [Haw haw!] or Speed Racer Y2K [Haw haw!] or Speed Racer X [Haw haw!] or Mach Go Go Go: Restart [Oooooooh?!], depending so many factors XD), I nabbed both a cel of Speed giving a thumbs up, and the Mach 5 in action. Please read this paragraph in your best fast-paced, long run-on sentence Speed Racer dub voice!
Scanned from: My Production Art Stash
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usafphantom2 · 7 months
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SR-71 Blackbird crew members tell the story of the Inlet Unstart that prevented them to go Faster than Mach 3.2 during the Absolute Speed Record run in 1976
Developed from the Lockheed A-12 and YF-12A aircraft, the first flight of the SR-71 Mach 3 + spy plane took place on Dec. 22, 1964, and the first aircraft to enter service was delivered to the 4200th (later 9th) Strategic Reconnaissance Wing at Beale Air Force Base, Calif., in January 1966.
Throughout its nearly 24-year career, the SR-71 remained the world’s fastest and highest-flying operational aircraft. From 80,000 feet, it could survey 100,000 square miles of Earth’s surface per hour.
The SR-71 Blackbird was also the aircraft of choice to celebrate the United States’ bicentennial birthday in 1976. In fact, to celebrate, officials decided to attempt to break some records by means of the iconic reconnaissance aircraft.
As told by Angela Woolen in the article SR-71 pilots, crew relive absolute speed record, on Jul. 28, of that year, retired Maj. Gen. Eldon (Al) Joersz, the pilot, and retired Lt. Col. George Morgan, the reconnaissance systems officer (RSO), set the world absolute speed record for jet-powered airplanes with a speed of 2,193 mph.
The record still stands today.
SR-71 Blackbird crew members tell the story of the Inlet Unstart that prevented them to go Faster than Mach 3.2 during the Absolute Speed Record run in 1976
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Retired Maj. Gen. Eldon Joersz, a former pilot, and retired Lt. Col. George Morgan, a former reconnaissance systems officer, sit inside the cockpit of the SR-71 Blackbird they flew when setting the world absolute speed record for jet-powered aircraft on Jul. 28, 1976. The two were at the Museum of Aviation in Warner Robins, Georgia, for the 40th anniversary of the historic flight. (U.S. Air Force photo/Tommie Horton)
Today, SR-71 #958, the Blackbird that made the speed record run is on display at the Museum of Aviation near Warner Robins, GA.
Noteworthy, during the record-breaking event, Joersz and Morgan experienced an inlet unstart that however didn’t prevent the iconic Blackbird to set the absolute speed record.
SR-71 pilot David Peters explains;
‘If Joersz and Morgan had just a normal unstart without a burner blow out if probably didn’t slow them down much but they certainly would have had the record higher without it.’
If it weren’t for the inlet unstart that temporarily jammed up an engine, they could have gone faster than 2,193 mph. In fact, they could have stayed under Mach3.3.
This note is from George Morgan: ‘Al and I had the ACTUAL speed record. 2200 indicated in our equipment aboard 958!
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This print is available in multiple sizes from AircraftProfilePrints.com – CLICK HERE TO GET YOURS. SR-71A Blackbird 61-7972 “Skunkworks”
‘Theirs…. 2193….NAH!’
Peters explains;
“Just to clear up a couple of points. First an unstart does not usually cause the engine to shut down. In this case it was just an unstart of the inlet which can be recovered rather quickly. Second unstarts were much more likely in the 2.6 to 2.9 range especially in the climb. High Mach unstarts were much more rare.”
It is true that any SR-71 with any crew could’ve made that record-breaking run. But the commander would’ve picked his most reliable crew that he had. And he picked Al Joersz and George Morgan to make the flight. In the early days of the SR-71 they really didn’t want to call any attention to the Blackbird. In the spirit of the bicentennial 200-year anniversary of the United States, President Ford asked if an SR could make the speed run. SR-71 commanders never said no to a President.
The plane flew through the first of its two passes at a much, much higher speed than what was required to set the record. Just before start of the second pass, one of the engines shut down. Before the engine could be restarted, the plane was well beyond the start line. The engine did recover from the unstart.
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CLICK HERE to see The Aviation Geek Club contributor Linda Sheffield’s T-shirt designs! Linda has a personal relationship with the SR-71 because her father Butch Sheffield flew the Blackbird from test flight in 1965 until 1973. Butch’s Granddaughter’s Lisa Burroughs and Susan Miller are graphic designers. They designed most of the merchandise that is for sale on Threadless. A percentage of the profits go to Flight Test Museum at Edwards Air Force Base. This nonprofit charity is personal to the Sheffield family because they are raising money to house SR-71, #955. This was the first Blackbird that Butch Sheffield flew on Oct. 4, 1965.
Capt. Al Joersz, the record-setting pilot, said, “By the time we’d gone through the checklist, we’d already passed the second gate thus officially starting the run. Still, we exited the gate at Mach 3.2.”
Peters concludes:
“If they hadn’t had the unstart when they were going through the gate, the record speed would’ve been higher. Their goal was to make 2200 mph.”
However, after the inlet unstart, Joersz and Morgan could’ve pushed the Blackbird to the limit and gone Mach 3.3, but in 1976 they really didn’t want anyone to know how fast the SR-71 could go. It was still classified. For this reason, the US Air Force (USAF) chose to set the speed record “very carefully” avoiding to disclose how fast the SR-71 could really go.
Be sure to check out Linda Sheffield Miller (Col Richard (Butch) Sheffield’s daughter, Col. Sheffield was an SR-71 Reconnaissance Systems Officer) Facebook Pages Habubrats SR-71 and Born into the Wilde Blue Yonder for awesome Blackbird’s photos and stories.
Photo credit: U.S. Air Force and Lockheed Martin
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doom-nerdo-666 · 10 months
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Relentless, nonstop action! There is no such thing as ammo management in DipSwitch. You start with the shotgun and chaingun and the one you don't use quickly regains ammo! Coupled with the quicker weapon switch time, you can just hold left click and go back and forth between the two weapons at light speed. Every second you waste worrying about how many shells you have left is one you could spend unleashing hot lead upon the legions of hell!
Quick movement in all dimensions! Having virtually infinite ammo doesn't mean combat in this mod isn't tactical - far from it! Jumping is mandatory, with the map being designed around it. You'll have to hop around the arenas to get over obstacles and dodge tricky patterns, while doing your best to keep those guns aimed at the baddies!
Bombs, bombs, BOMBS!!! While your weapons have virtually infinite ammo, you can also find grenades lying around the battlefield. One press of Fire2 and you'll throw them at mach speeds towards your target, obliterating it and others in a MASSIVE range (Seriously, the hitbox is huge - don't let the explosion graphic fool you!). They're like shmup bombs, allowing you to get out of a sticky situation while dishing a lot of pain to the tankier demons!
High-stakes combat with the Credit system! The map is meant to be played without saving (Though I'm not your boss - if you want to quicksave, go for it!). As such, you have twice the health as normal, coupled with arcade-like "Credits"! Press the Reload key at any time to spend one credit, fully healing you and making you invincible for a few precious seconds! When dying means restarting the whole map again, knowing when to use a credit or not becomes a vital skill! (Though again, feel free to save and reload if you really want to.)
A short but highly-replayable map! DipSwitch can be completed in about 10 minutes, and a first playthrough probably won't take much longer. But there's more than meets the eye here - As per arcade tradition, play well enough and you might be rewarded with something nice...!
Horrible-looking buildings! I'm bad at mapping leave me alone
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Just a mod by Dwimepon that i stumbled upon.
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snowyfrostshadows · 1 year
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WHERE THE **** IS MARIO?!?!
I restarted the level, cuz ya'know. I died.
Skip the lil intro dialogue with the sick as heck paper mache buzzer and Mario's. Not in the box????
Where is he? Where'd he go????
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kornwarner · 4 years
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butwhatifidothis · 2 years
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Perhaps what baffles me the most about the people who shout “Rhea tried to sacrifice Byleth in the Holy Tomb!” as a reason why Byleth would side with Edelgard is like. Uh. Bro. If that’s such a big betrayal to you - which, hey, fair enough, if you don’t like Rhea for that then more to ya - then. Like. Am I gonna blow your mind as to what Edelgard reveals during that exact cutscene. 
Like dude??? Edelgard literally reveals that she’s been working with the people who’ve:
Murdered Jeralt
Massacred Remire
Kidnapped students and transformed them into Demonic Beasts
Kidnapped Flayn and drained her of her blood
Made it to where Sothis can no longer communicate with Byleth
Tried to kill Byleth and their students multiple times
As well as Edelgard herself ordering for her men to straight up kill Byleth and the Black Eagles should they try to intervene with her attempts to grave rob a holy tomb.
And like, this is just what Byleth would know at the moment. Being involved with Godfrey’s - and by extension, Raphael’s parents’ - murder, Lambert’s murder (and by extension the genocide of Duscur), the mutilation of Sothis’ body, instigating the Nabatean genocide, and plenty of other things Byleth just doesn’t know about (either yet or ever, on SS or CF), and with a few of these things (Lambert’s murder + Duscur) being things Edelgard does know about.
Let’s ignore how Rhea sacrifices herself to protect them as well as all of Garreg Mach, sees Byleth as their own person by the end of SS/VW, trusts them with the Church, before apologizing for her selfish actions in her S support (on SS) - alright, Rhea’s betrayed Byleth. So did Edelgard, using their trust in her to infiltrate the Holy Tomb to get what she wants. Rhea was going to sacrifice Byleth. So was Edelgard, to her path of ideals. “But Edelgard was doing this for the greater good!” So was Rhea, since she thought getting Sothis back would help everyone in Fodlan. By this logic, the player shouldn’t pick either Rhea or Edelgard and should instead restart their run to pick either Dimitri or Claude. 
Like, I get the game is pretty ass in showing the actual weight of Edelgard’s actions and tends to pretty her up for the player, but like, uh, no matter how much lipstick and eyeshadow you put on it that’s still a fuckin’ knife pointed at me. Edelgard is still very much trying to kill Byleth - and Byleth Byleth, as in she didn’t view Byleth as merely a vessel that Sothis needed to enter like Rhea did at the time, but she saw Byleth as Byleth and still tried to murder them. Along with the rest of the Black Eagles. 
But nah actually betrayal and attempted murder is fine because Edelgard is totally in the right when she tries to murder innocent people for not letting her commit crimes because maybe eventually in a hypothetical future her half-baked plans will make some people live kinda better lives if they happen to have merit, I guess
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gnocchighoul · 4 years
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the demons brothers + a touch starved mc
Lucifer
If you’re going to Lucifer because you’re touch starved, then you’re definitely going to be close to him already -- he doesn’t let just anyone touch him.
.......He’s also touch starved but won’t admit it, so one of you is gonna just have to bite the bullet and make a move.
(It’s gonna have to be you)
You’re going to have to go about this carefully--make a really good plan and then execute it flawlessly.
Literally just throw yourself at him. 
He’ll catch you. 
Probably.
Nothing says ‘give me affection’ quite like yeeting yourself off the staircase at him, and he definitely understands what you want when you latch on tight to him like a weird little barnacle that he cant peel off no matter how hard he tries dfghjkkgf
He’s really warm and he smells Really nice and he hugs you so tight, like it’s the last chance he’ll ever get, so he’s honestly one of the best snuggle buddies. 
He’s gonna act all fussy about your love-attack at first--just play with his hair and smother him with lots of kisses and he won’t be able to resist snuggling u. Or banging u, but that’s your choice
Y’know, because “demons can’t resist temptation” and all that jazz. 
(tbh he just likes likes you alot)
Mammon
...Why are you staring at him like you wanna eat him?
Seriously, knock it off, you’re freaking him out!
Wait, why are you coming closer…? Get Back you Fiend don’t you DARE wrap your arms around him and nuzzle your face into his chest like that what the FU--
...Oh.
Huh. This is kinda nice.
(Just hug him. If you want his affection, just wrestle him into a bear hug and don’t. let. go.)
At first, Mammon doesn’t really understand affection that isn’t along the lines of a friendly/loving punch. He’s not used to kindness. It’s a fucking tragedy. 
He doesn’t know how to ask for love because I don’t think he even realizes thats an option, tbh. 
He’s kind of like an unsocialized puppy--will definitely put up a fight until he realizes that, hey, being snuggled is nice.
Luckily for Mams, you are touch starved and determined to show his stupidass what affection is supposed to be like. 
He’s going to get so blushy. Sooo blushy. He totally pretends to not like it at first, but inside he’s over the fucking moon happy.
It takes him a while, but eventually, he realizes that he can ask you for snuggles too. At first he’s all “C’mere human, I bet you’re just itchin’ for me to hug ya, so let me make all your dreams come true!”
(It’s a defense mechanism.)
But over time, he eventually seeks you out and just flops on top of ya, and doesn’t feel the need to make a big show about it.
He feels safe with you, and that’s priceless.
Levi
Is incredibly confused about why you’re seeking out him for affection.
When you ask him if you can give him a hug, he expects you to just like... Wrap one arm around his shoulders for .2 seconds. 
Which doesn’t sound too bad, so he says “Um, sure, I guess? I dunno why you’d want to though” 
So when you climb into his lap and wrap your arms around him like a koala bear, his brain straight up blue-screens. 
Seriously, he forgets how to breathe. Don’t squeeze him too hard or he might never restart.
You smooch him on his cheek and his soul promptly leaves his body and is ejected into the atmosphere at mach 5.
This is literally better than Heaven. And he would know, he used to live there.
He totally freezes up and makes a wheezy sound that’s somewhere along the scale of “Dying Animal” and “Exploding Sink”
Needless to say, you create a snuggle monster.
I promise you that you’re never going to be touch starved again, because once you’ve given Levi a taste, he can’t get enough. 
He constantly needs to be touching you. Holding your hand or the fabric of your shirt, leaning against you, sitting with you in his lap while he plays video games--it literally doesn’t matter, he just needs that contact with you or he might literally die. 
He’s very enthusiastic about it dfghkfd
Satan
Look… Satan is very smart. 
But he’s also incredibly dense at times. 
You have to be blunt with him, or else he’s just not going to know what you want.
(Feelings that aren’t all consuming anger and hatred are still a bit new to him--he’s learning as he goes)
Just walk up to him and tell him that you need him to snuggle you right now, dammit. Lay your soul bare to him. 
He really does love that you trust him. It makes him feel all weird and fuzzy inside.
And how can he possibly say no when you set his heart alight?
That said, he is a bit of an over-thinker. 
Worries about crossing boundaries or making you uncomfortable and a million other things--give him lots of reassurance pls
He isn’t opposed at all to cuddle sessions, especially if he’s able to read at the same time. 
It definitely becomes a normal thing to cocoon yourselves up in a really fluffy blanket to read together.
Satan is honestly one of the best to snuggle with because he’s very chill about it. You want this and he wants this, so he doesn’t see a point in playing games.
So yeah, he’s chill! But he’ll also threaten the life of anybody who interrupts you guys 
Asmo
Please, he knows that you’re touch starved before you even do.
Until you’re upfront about it, he’s going to tease you by like, patting your head, playing footsie with you, giving you only the briefest of hugs--just slowly giving you a taste of his affection until you finally cave and demand that he snuggles you properly. 
(Is that a euphemism? It could be lol)
As soon as you ask he’s gonna push you down onto the nearest couch/bed/whatever and just flop on top of you. 
Honestly, Asmo wants You to be the one holding Him. He wants to use your chest as a pillow, and doesn’t he just look so cute all snuggled up to you like this? He totally does, you should take a pic of him!
Cuddle sessions are absolutely going to become a regular thing, and he makes them into a big event each time. My mans Asmo is gonna bust out the candles and the softest blankets and the fluffiest pillows.
If the opportunity strikes, he’s definitely gonna try to bang you.
If not, expect to do face-masks together. Maybe manicures. But definitely the face-masks, at least.
He’s gonna spin this into a fuckfest or a self care session--it really just depends on what you prefer sdghjk
Once you’re in his arms, he will tickle you. rip
Beel
He is the BEST hugger in the whole entire world.
When you approach him and ask for cuddles he will pull you into a hug without hesitation.
I do not care how tall you are, Beel is taller. He will engulf you in a hug and rest his chin on your head and sway you back and forth 
You want a piggyback ride? Hop on. 
Just wanna watch tv and snuggle? Great idea! :D but maybe don’t watch cooking shows or he’s gonna drool on you dfghj
(lowkey I think he would really enjoy watching human movies with you. He found Mamma Mia to be absolutely enchanting)
Want him to lay on top of you and crush you until all of your woes have been squeezed away? He will absolutely oblige you
Congratulations on your newly acquired teddy bear! Please don’t forget to feed him.
Literally just sit on his lap or wrap your arms around him whenever you want, he’s always down for a good snuggle. 
He’s by far the nicest about it too, he won’t tease you about it and he will never hold back from telling you exactly how much he loves holding you in his arms
Definitely loves to be the big spoon but has no problems with being the little spoon either. 
He’s just so fuckimg SWEET
Belphie
Oh, you're touch starved? Perfect. He's been in the market for a good snuggle buddy.
You silly human, why didn’t you come to him sooner?
Don’t listen to what Asmo says, snuggles are Belphie’s domain.
Once it’s established that you two are going to be snuggle buddies, he will literally just abduct you for snuggle time. 
He doesn’t care what you’re doing, he’s going to throw you over his shoulder like a sack of flour and haul you off to his blanket nest whenever he wants.
He just wants you all to himself. 
Will share your snuggle time with Beel tho.
After abducting you, he's just gonna toss you onto his bed and fall on top of you. He's really warm and he really just wants to lay on you. Partially so that you cant escape once he falls asleep lmaoo
He's happy to just talk to you about whatever you want while you guys get your snuggle on, but be warned: he's eventually going to fall asleep. 
Probably mid sentence. 
He won’t wake up when you poke at his cheeks or shake him, either. So uh. I hope you’re in the mood for a nap too!
Get matching sloth onesies with him. He’ll tell you it’s stupid but he’s actually thrilled with them. (Make sure you also get Beel a bear one though)
((part two with the undateables + Luke))
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ghostlyhamburger · 2 years
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Husband Watches Silencer
Husband wanted to skip this episode.
I gave him a rough synopsis and he said it made his brain bleed.
I tried to tell him reasons it’s important for Luka’s character and he wanted nothing to do with it.
...we compromised (:
LET’S GO
A silencer for a gun? or a person with a mute power
How did they make XY more douchey?
I hate him even more. He’s ruining that pompadour he’s wearing.
Are these two supposed to be American?
I hate this. I hate it even more now.
Okay I like the masks
He’s not bad when you can’t see his face
what the fuck
That is illegal on so many levels
I know you told me the plot already but 
there could have been a legal gray area except they already own that song.
He didn’t even color his hair so the horn was the hair
The tassels are literal sticky notes. They literally just did this with whatever garbage they had around
fucking sticky notes with red fucking ink
I bet it was a Crayola knockoff.
They didn’t even smooth the paper mache
it’s just an unpainted cardboard box with a Mcdonalds M flipped and his collar is tissue paper
“Ghostly husband burger” they might say “you enjoy watching nerdcore rap which takes stuff from things like this” and I would say the difference is that’s not a multinational company
I like how her hair has been getting more blackish
The guards really didn’t just put their backs up against the door?
Wait wait wait how does time work? He already asked that question on the TV and they saw it? And if that was a live broadcast there’s a 5 minute delay it took them at least 3 minutes to get there, they had a conversation for a minute, it took 3 minutes to go back and get the stuff and then 5 minutes go back over there and the elevator ride let’s say 2 minutes how much time is that? (18 minutes)
18. So what the actual fuck were they doing to fold time to get up there while they’re still asking questions they asked 18 minutes ago?
They didn’t even paint the paper mache?!
(He paused and the episode restarted) What. What? The episode doesn’t even want us to watch it!
I’m glad they got a cover singer for Rose. even if that is her same actress.
I do like how they snuck in. use the giant Paris phenomenon as a distraction.
I guess the dude asks the same question. Disregard my mathematical bullshit.
“I’ve got all the music biz eating out the palm of my hand.” Except Jagged Stone who fired you, and you’re trying to cheat his son
And yet [Luka] isn’t even upset about his shit! This makes no sense!
You know what would make Luka more interesting? If he was faking his interest in Marinette just to boost himself into the spotlight.
What is with that fucking design? It’s like a Daft Punk ripoff
I know what he’s doing with his hand but all I hear is “wah wah wah wah wah”
(You’re missing his love confession) GOOD. don’t you fucking dare rewind
So does he use a different voice with each hand?
Did he remove their vocal chords? how does this work?
His personality is so bland they couldn’t even use his own voice for the akuma.
Finally get a good character onto the fucking show. No wait that inadvertantly insults the rest of the band.
Think if he uses his toes he can get two other voices?
Do people not realize the reason [Chat] is so chatty is because he’s not able to speak at all in his normal life?
She is not a good pantomimer.
Know what would have been a better design? if the jaws of the helment moved like I don’t know a Daft Punk thing?
Just beat him over the head with the fucking lamp. Who’s gonna tell?
Just one bonk
isn’t this like the 17th time she’s taken his belt? 
Just eat your jelly voice. Your voice fish?
So if she doesn’t throw it up do things just not change back?
You had a perfect opportunity to say he broke the sound of silence. or the sound of silencer. that would have been a good pun!
[Luka’s love confession] that is SO FUCKING CORNY
...if you say so Tikki
I was not drunk enough for this episode.
The worst part is there were parts of the episode that were fucking amazing and none of them involved him
(Any other final thoughts?) AAAHHHHH. That is all.
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