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the demons brothers + a touch starved mc
Lucifer
If you’re going to Lucifer because you’re touch starved, then you’re definitely going to be close to him already -- he doesn’t let just anyone touch him.
.......He’s also touch starved but won’t admit it, so one of you is gonna just have to bite the bullet and make a move.
(It’s gonna have to be you)
You’re going to have to go about this carefully--make a really good plan and then execute it flawlessly.
Literally just throw yourself at him.
He’ll catch you.
Probably.
Nothing says ‘give me affection’ quite like yeeting yourself off the staircase at him, and he definitely understands what you want when you latch on tight to him like a weird little barnacle that he cant peel off no matter how hard he tries dfghjkkgf
He’s really warm and he smells Really nice and he hugs you so tight, like it’s the last chance he’ll ever get, so he’s honestly one of the best snuggle buddies.
He’s gonna act all fussy about your love-attack at first--just play with his hair and smother him with lots of kisses and he won’t be able to resist snuggling u. Or banging u, but that’s your choice
Y’know, because “demons can’t resist temptation” and all that jazz.
(tbh he just likes likes you alot)
Mammon
...Why are you staring at him like you wanna eat him?
Seriously, knock it off, you’re freaking him out!
Wait, why are you coming closer…? Get Back you Fiend don’t you DARE wrap your arms around him and nuzzle your face into his chest like that what the FU--
...Oh.
Huh. This is kinda nice.
(Just hug him. If you want his affection, just wrestle him into a bear hug and don’t. let. go.)
At first, Mammon doesn’t really understand affection that isn’t along the lines of a friendly/loving punch. He’s not used to kindness. It’s a fucking tragedy.
He doesn’t know how to ask for love because I don’t think he even realizes thats an option, tbh.
He’s kind of like an unsocialized puppy--will definitely put up a fight until he realizes that, hey, being snuggled is nice.
Luckily for Mams, you are touch starved and determined to show his stupidass what affection is supposed to be like.
He’s going to get so blushy. Sooo blushy. He totally pretends to not like it at first, but inside he’s over the fucking moon happy.
It takes him a while, but eventually, he realizes that he can ask you for snuggles too. At first he’s all “C’mere human, I bet you’re just itchin’ for me to hug ya, so let me make all your dreams come true!”
(It’s a defense mechanism.)
But over time, he eventually seeks you out and just flops on top of ya, and doesn’t feel the need to make a big show about it.
He feels safe with you, and that’s priceless.
Levi
Is incredibly confused about why you’re seeking out him for affection.
When you ask him if you can give him a hug, he expects you to just like... Wrap one arm around his shoulders for .2 seconds.
Which doesn’t sound too bad, so he says “Um, sure, I guess? I dunno why you’d want to though”
So when you climb into his lap and wrap your arms around him like a koala bear, his brain straight up blue-screens.
Seriously, he forgets how to breathe. Don’t squeeze him too hard or he might never restart.
You smooch him on his cheek and his soul promptly leaves his body and is ejected into the atmosphere at mach 5.
This is literally better than Heaven. And he would know, he used to live there.
He totally freezes up and makes a wheezy sound that’s somewhere along the scale of “Dying Animal” and “Exploding Sink”
Needless to say, you create a snuggle monster.
I promise you that you’re never going to be touch starved again, because once you’ve given Levi a taste, he can’t get enough.
He constantly needs to be touching you. Holding your hand or the fabric of your shirt, leaning against you, sitting with you in his lap while he plays video games--it literally doesn’t matter, he just needs that contact with you or he might literally die.
He’s very enthusiastic about it dfghkfd
Satan
Look… Satan is very smart.
But he’s also incredibly dense at times.
You have to be blunt with him, or else he’s just not going to know what you want.
(Feelings that aren’t all consuming anger and hatred are still a bit new to him--he’s learning as he goes)
Just walk up to him and tell him that you need him to snuggle you right now, dammit. Lay your soul bare to him.
He really does love that you trust him. It makes him feel all weird and fuzzy inside.
And how can he possibly say no when you set his heart alight?
That said, he is a bit of an over-thinker.
Worries about crossing boundaries or making you uncomfortable and a million other things--give him lots of reassurance pls
He isn’t opposed at all to cuddle sessions, especially if he’s able to read at the same time.
It definitely becomes a normal thing to cocoon yourselves up in a really fluffy blanket to read together.
Satan is honestly one of the best to snuggle with because he’s very chill about it. You want this and he wants this, so he doesn’t see a point in playing games.
So yeah, he’s chill! But he’ll also threaten the life of anybody who interrupts you guys
Asmo
Please, he knows that you’re touch starved before you even do.
Until you’re upfront about it, he’s going to tease you by like, patting your head, playing footsie with you, giving you only the briefest of hugs--just slowly giving you a taste of his affection until you finally cave and demand that he snuggles you properly.
(Is that a euphemism? It could be lol)
As soon as you ask he’s gonna push you down onto the nearest couch/bed/whatever and just flop on top of you.
Honestly, Asmo wants You to be the one holding Him. He wants to use your chest as a pillow, and doesn’t he just look so cute all snuggled up to you like this? He totally does, you should take a pic of him!
Cuddle sessions are absolutely going to become a regular thing, and he makes them into a big event each time. My mans Asmo is gonna bust out the candles and the softest blankets and the fluffiest pillows.
If the opportunity strikes, he’s definitely gonna try to bang you.
If not, expect to do face-masks together. Maybe manicures. But definitely the face-masks, at least.
He’s gonna spin this into a fuckfest or a self care session--it really just depends on what you prefer sdghjk
Once you’re in his arms, he will tickle you. rip
Beel
He is the BEST hugger in the whole entire world.
When you approach him and ask for cuddles he will pull you into a hug without hesitation.
I do not care how tall you are, Beel is taller. He will engulf you in a hug and rest his chin on your head and sway you back and forth
You want a piggyback ride? Hop on.
Just wanna watch tv and snuggle? Great idea! :D but maybe don’t watch cooking shows or he’s gonna drool on you dfghj
(lowkey I think he would really enjoy watching human movies with you. He found Mamma Mia to be absolutely enchanting)
Want him to lay on top of you and crush you until all of your woes have been squeezed away? He will absolutely oblige you
Congratulations on your newly acquired teddy bear! Please don’t forget to feed him.
Literally just sit on his lap or wrap your arms around him whenever you want, he’s always down for a good snuggle.
He’s by far the nicest about it too, he won’t tease you about it and he will never hold back from telling you exactly how much he loves holding you in his arms
Definitely loves to be the big spoon but has no problems with being the little spoon either.
He’s just so fuckimg SWEET
Belphie
Oh, you're touch starved? Perfect. He's been in the market for a good snuggle buddy.
You silly human, why didn’t you come to him sooner?
Don’t listen to what Asmo says, snuggles are Belphie’s domain.
Once it’s established that you two are going to be snuggle buddies, he will literally just abduct you for snuggle time.
He doesn’t care what you’re doing, he’s going to throw you over his shoulder like a sack of flour and haul you off to his blanket nest whenever he wants.
He just wants you all to himself.
Will share your snuggle time with Beel tho.
After abducting you, he's just gonna toss you onto his bed and fall on top of you. He's really warm and he really just wants to lay on you. Partially so that you cant escape once he falls asleep lmaoo
He's happy to just talk to you about whatever you want while you guys get your snuggle on, but be warned: he's eventually going to fall asleep.
Probably mid sentence.
He won’t wake up when you poke at his cheeks or shake him, either. So uh. I hope you’re in the mood for a nap too!
Get matching sloth onesies with him. He’ll tell you it’s stupid but he’s actually thrilled with them. (Make sure you also get Beel a bear one though)
((part two with the undateables + Luke))
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the undateables + a touch starved mc
Diavolo
This fucking guy abducted you and made you go to demon-college, the very least he can do is spare you some hugs.
Prince, Lord, Beefcake -- you don’t give a single flying damn about titles or customs. Much like a heat-seeking, pouch dwelling animal, all you care about is snuggles.
He’s Very surprised when you just waltz up to him one day at RAD and ask him for a hug. Seriously, nobody has the gall to do that.
Except for you, apparently.
Needless to say, he is SO down.
Diavolo is the prince of the Devildom and also of being touch-starved. Pretty much everyone is afraid of him, and Lucifer is a stingy meanie that wont give him hugs :(
He’s so excited that he doesn’t say anything, just picks you up and practically squeezes the life out of you.
It’s wonderful and you decide that sacrificing your ability to breathe is well worth the payoff.
After you approach him a handful of times for hugs, he’s eventually just going to start hugging you on-sight.
Like literally, on sight. If he catches a glimpse of you, he will cross the whole room just to give you a hug.
(think Moto Moto, he will trample anyone that gets in his way LMAOO i’m sorry dfghjk)
You can absolutely get him to give you a piggyback ride. Honestly, he’ll probably offer.
(There are definitely rumors that you two are dating. Some demons even think that you have a pact bond. The other RAD students are lowkey freaked out by you)
If you play your cards right, you can definitely spin this whole thing into an actual cuddle session :)
Barbatos
You’re always hugging him and he honestly thinks it's so cute.
At first, you’re very hesitant--slyly asking him to warm up your hands with his own, or let you rest your head on his shoulder, just for a minute!
You think you’re sneaky about it.
You’re absolutely not.
Finally, he tells you that whenever you want affection from him, you’re more than welcome to initiate.
It’s not uncommon for you to hug him from behind and press your face into his back.
You always ask, “is this okay?” and he always says “of course.” because it really, really is.
He’s honestly flattered that you seek him out for affection.
When you tell him that it's because he gives the Best hugs, he definitely blushes a little bit.
His body temperature naturally runs cooler than most, which is a little bit strange, but at least you don't have to worry about overheating during snuggle time :D
He also likes to give you piggyback rides. Multitasking is something he often does, and if you’re chilling on his back like a baby possum, then his hands are still free to do other things as well.
It’s very convenient.
(Don’t get it twisted though, when he’s done with work for the day he’s so down to just chill and hold you. If you’ll let him, he especially likes to run his hands through your hair.)
Barb is Very intuitive. If you’re in need of some hugs, you don’t have to say anything. He just knows, and as long as you’ve given him consent, he’ll gladly wrap you up in his arms.
(Will also peck your cheek if you’re cool with it)
He’s just so polite and doting
Simeon
Man… listen.
A hug from Simeon is equivalent to seeing the gates of Heaven open up.
He knows exactly how tight you need to be held, and because of that, his hugs are always warm and protective.
Also, he likes to wrap his arms around your waist and rest his chin on your shoulder, which is just really fucking nice.
The vibes? Immaculate.
As soon as you realize that he’s a heavenly hugger, he’s gonna have a hard time shaking you off.
And you know what? He doesn’t really mind it.
At first, he’s a little bit confused about why you’re so intent on cuddling him. Confused, but not averse to it in any way, mind you.
Then he’s actually a little bit sad when he realizes just exactly how touch starved you are, but, he understands. You make him realize that he is too--the demons are a lot less huggy than the angels are, surprisingly enough.
So he thinks, maybe you two can help each other out :)
Funny enough, as long as you're okay with it, he lowkey jumps straight into acting like you two are a couple.
Wrapping an arm around your waist or shoulders in public, holding your hand, kissing your cheek…
If you’re uncomfortable with it though, he’ll definitely back off. He’s very very respectful of any boundaries you have.
Movie/cuddle night definitely becomes a thing for you guys.
Luke
Give this child hugs, please. And head pats. Pinch his little cheeks. Ruffle his hair.
Be that doting overbearing parent-friend that smothers him with affection!! And snacks. Keep fruit snacks on hand for him fghjkdf
The first time you ruffle his hair, it’s because he’s just so darn cute, you can’t help it--he’s raving about the new cake recipe that he’s learning from Barbatos, and his eyes are shining bright as firebugs and he’s just so darn excited because he got it right on the first try and--
You’re just so proud of him!! So you ruffle his hair and he gets really embarrassed (he’s not a dog for you to pet!)
But like. It felt really nice, so he Supposes that it’s okay. Just as long as it’s you.
When you ask if you can hug him, he gets all blushy but is sooo excited because you honestly give really nice hugs
He won’t admit it, but he really appreciates how supportive you are of him. Though sometimes (like when you pinch his cheeks or monitor his screen-time) you’re a bit… how should I say,,,, a wee bit too much.
Like Simeon.
Give him a hug and pat his back when he’s upset and it’ll instantly make him feel better.
(If he’s upset because one of the demon brothers was making fun of him and you give him a hug, seeing their jealous faces is definitely the icing on the cake for him lmaoo)
Solomon
Ah, yes. The shady sorcerer.
Solomon is an interesting case.
Lowkey, he acts kind of inhuman--but then again, even the demons and angels are more interested in cuddles than he is.
That’s not to say he isn’t at all--somewhere along the way, he just forgot that that’s a thing living creatures need.
(Don’t get it twisted though--he has a pact with Asmo. You’re pretty sure he’s into some freaky shit. He just forgot that fluffy shit is also a very real and very necessary thing.)
When you tell him that you need a hug, he kinda blinks at you in confusion for a few seconds and asks, “....Need?”
He can’t help but wonder if you got cursed or something, and if hugging is the cure. Like sleeping beauty but more platonic.
He wouldn’t put it past you. You’re very hex-able.
And you’re like “Yes I need one please” but you don’t elaborate any more than that, so he’s confused but accepting, and just kinda. Holds his arms straight up. T-poses at you.
It’s weird. Not very effective at asserting his dominance. You snort and wrap your arms around him, and sloooowly, he lowers his arms to wrap them around you in a hesitant hug.
He awkwardly pats your back.
You tell him to stop being weird and just squeeze you already.
Which he does. And it hits him all at fucking once that this is actually really nice, oh no--
Needless to say, he’s gonna start slyly asking you for affection too. But in really obvious ways where he’s like, “Oh noooo a spell backfired on me, quick I need to hold your hand or I might die”
He’s so full of shit.
You definitely hold his hand. With passion.
((part one with the demon brothers))
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how do you think the demon bros would react to being called "angel" as a petname?
Lucifer grips your chin. Tips your head back just so, until it just slightly aches and your neck is laid bare to him. “Perhaps I’ve been too kind, and I’ve given you the wrong impression.”
He smiles at you—eyes shining and shadowed and says, "Should we remedy that?”
You grip his wrist. “Be kind to me, be mean to me—whatever makes you happy. Though I like you as you are, Lucifer.”
That cute little scrunch in his brow appears, his grip relaxing just enough for you to pull his hand away. You hold it with both of your own—press a kiss to his knuckles and smile there. “You know, if you don’t like the petname, that’s all you have to say.”
And he can only stare at you with a charmed, slightly exasperated smile, BECAUSE YOU’RE SO FUCKING KIND AND DENSE AND HE JUST WANTS TO RAIL YOU
~
Mammon chokes on his juice box. In between sputtering and choking (and you slapping the shit out of his back) he croaks out, “What did you call me?!”
You sheepishly rub circles on his back—trying to soothe the remnant sting—and say, “My angel baby.”
Crimson blooms on his cheeks. He gives a nervous cough. “I’m nothin’ like those guys, y’know. I’m way better! And don’t you forget it!”
You snort and ruffle his hair. Mammon leans into your touch—you’re pretty sure that he doesn’t even realize it. “Okay, okay. Noted. Don’t be such a baby about it.”
Mammon scoffs, “Oh, we’ll see who the baby is,” then swipes your juice box right out of your hand and fucking runs.
~
Levi stares at you—his heart flinging itself back to cling at the bars of his ribcage. He kind of feels like it might drop out of his ass. Did you just call him an angel?! Like, as a petname?! Do you like him that much!?! But, no—no, there’s no way you’d ever give him such a sweet nickname—
You grab him by the shoulders and shake him. “Hello? Earth to Levi? My lil angel water baby??” He doesn’t move. You shake him harder. “What the fuck, dude, BREATHE!”
If his jaw wasn’t hooked to his face with all sorts of complex muscles and ligaments, it would have hit the floor. He splutters like a fish and blushes hard—freezing up like a shark turned on its back—and screams.
~
“You think so?” A faint smirk lifts Satan’s lips. As he considers what you said, he mindlessly chews down on the pink plastic straw of his bufo-egg tea. An angel? Him? What did he even do to bring on such a comparison?
You gently bonk him on the head. “S’just a petname, Satan. Don’t get lost in that pretty little mind of yours. Come back to me, please.”
Politely, he wrinkles his nose. He grabs your hand—threads your fingers together and squeezes. “I wasn’t getting lost. I was just thinking about how you’re truly the angelic one.”
~
Asmo cracks a cheeky grin—makes a delighted noise and throws his arms around you, pinching at your cheeks, and nearly knocking over both you and the chair you’re sat on. “An angel?! Oooooo you’re just so cuuute!”
He pulls back just enough to look you in the eyes. “Go on, tell me more~”
You jolt—swatting at the back of his head as you recognize the familiar tug of magic. He laughs. You pinch his side and say, “Don’t use your persuasion powers on me, you frog!”
Asmo recoils. “FROG?!”
~
Beel blinks at you, equal parts confused and happy, loaded fork pausing halfway to his mouth. “Did you call me an angel?”
You’re sat in the booth opposite him, barely visible behind the mountain of food on the table between you, but he sees you nod enthusiastically. “Yeah.”
He slowly brings the fork to his mouth. There’s a warmth in his belly that has nothing to do with the food—stirred up by the butterflies you always seem to invoke. “Why?”
You shrug. “I just think you’re sweet.”
Funny—he feels the same about you.
~
“Hey, that’s sweet.” Belphie smiles at you, slow and lazy. He pulls you into a soft hug. Nuzzles his cheek against your own and says, “You kinda remind me of a gremlin.”
For some reason, you can’t find it in yourself to be that upset at him. Only a lot, instead of a lot, a lot.
You—ever the adult—stick your tongue out at him.
Belphie—ever the child—tries to bite it.
You headbutt him. Just a little bit. As a treat. And say, “I’m trying to compliment you, jerk.”
Belphie snickers and softly bumps his head against yours. “So am I.”
He’s such a brat sometimes.
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Hmm.. kind of a random thing but that's how my brain works sometimes but hear me out! The Bros (plus undatables and Luke if you want) get turned into cats. What type of cat would they be, how would mc react, and how would they react to being a cat.
I had SO much fun writing this one. Thank you for this excellent prompt 💗
This is just the demon bros getting turned into cats, but I might make a part two with the undateables! :D
~
Lucifer
Oh he’s going to be so pissed off.
Seriously, even as a cat, his murder-death-murder-death stare is beyond intense. He will sit himself high up on furniture to glare down on everyone like the prettiest gargoyle you’ve ever seen.
Nobody is allowed to come near him. He will swat and hiss at anyone and everyone who approaches, unless they are approaching to turn him back into a demon.
BUT if you had nothing to do with this curse that’s fallen upon him, then he’ll probably let you near, as long as you’re not like, weird about it. Seriously, don’t baby talk at him, he’s not actually a cat.
Cat-Lucifer will probably just want to constantly stand on your shoulders and wrap his tail around your neck, which isn’t super comfortable because he’s not exactly small and dainty.
Also, every time you say something stupid he’s gonna bite your ear lol
Tbh he’s probably going to make you carry him everywhere like that and he’s gonna control where you go -- you know, kinda like ratatouille LMAO
Mammon
You know those cats that climb literally everything and anything?
Yeah.
When he first gets turned into a cat, he freaks the fuck out. But when he finally calms down and isn’t meowing up an angry storm, he’s gonna realize that this is a great opportunity. for evil.
He's gonna book it the second he realizes that he can literally be a cat-thief.
Nothing is safe from his grabby little gremlin paws.
He steals so much shit (wallets, Asmo’s jewelry, Levi’s limited edition collectors items--anything he can carry in his mouth or drag around) and then he stashes it all in your room, because unfortunately, becoming a cat didn’t make him any smarter.
Lucifer tasks you with just sitting in your room and keeping track of everything cat-Mams steals so that you can return everything to their rightful owners.
You quickly become used to cat-Mams sauntering in and out of your room every five minutes with his newfound riches.
So it’s a bit concerning when Mams darts out of your room after stashing a wallet in his hoard, and doesn’t come back after thirty minutes.
Naturally, you go looking for him.
You’ve only been searching for about twenty minutes, when pathetic meowing reaches your ears. You follow the sound, and--
You find him stuck in a cardboard box.
(before fishing him out, you take tons of pictures. He’s very upset.)
Levi
Levi is so distraught. He’s literally going to just wail and roll around on the floor until somebody picks him up.
He’s literally the crying cat meme.
Once he’s in your arms, do not put him down. He’s very sad and his reflexes really aren’t good. You know how you can just kinda toss cats onto the floor and they’ll land on their feet just fine?
He will not.
Is suuuuper jumpy and only trusts you (and maybe Beel, but he’s lowkey afraid that Beel is going to eat him.)
You should probably get him one of those bubble back-packs that cats can sit in and carry him around in that.
He has the worst time as a cat. He just wants to play his video games :(
(But if you give him lots of smooches, it’ll make his suffering a little bit easier to deal with. But like, he’s gonna turn into an overwhelmed ragdoll when u start giving him the smooches)
Satan
Honestly? He isn’t that opposed to being a cat for a little while.
But he’s also like. So hyperactive. Goes from 0-1000 in half a second.
He’s got the zoomies.
He’s gonna parkour his way around the house of lamentation, testing how fast he can zoom, how high and far he can jump (and how far he can fall without hurting himself)
He’s gonna do a backflip off lucifer at the speed of light and then sprint away as fast as he can to go wreck some shit
If you want to hold him, you’re going to have to catch him mid-air. If he doesn’t just squirm out of your arms and actually lets you pet him, he’s gonna stare you dead in the eyes, extend his claws, and then pat your leg with his lil toe beans.
You’re not entirely sure if that means ‘keep petting me’ or ‘stop it right now’ so you just kinda scratch his ears instead
Asmo
Even as a cat he’s beautiful and everybody has to see just how pretty he is.
He’s constantly striking poses.
Looking back over his shoulder. Stretching his leggies out so you can see how long and lean they are. Contorting his body in the WEIRDEST ways because he’s even more flexible now.
He does not run anywhere, he struts very daintily and model-like.
He’s gonna be so affectionate. Constantly rubbing his cheeks all over you, and leaning against you, but be careful while you give him pets because if you mess up his fur he’s gonna swat your hands away.
He’s also definitely going to be really annoying and constantly walk in front of your feet and trip you up. Where are you going, why aren’t you admiring him, dammit
You know how most cats hate water?
Not asmo.
He’s gonna make you fill the bathtub up to his chin so he can float around on his tiptoes with just the upper half of his head out of the water like a crocodile.
Then you have to blow-dry him until he’s all nice and fluffy and give him a good brush.
He will absolutely tolerate you dressing him up and taking pictures as long as you make him look nice. He won’t allow you to put him in stupid costumes (he’s gonna bite you when you bust out a lobster costume) but a pearl necklace? Hell yeah.
Beel
Feed him dammit, he’s starving.
Cat-Beel is going to gnaw on EVERYTHING. Furniture. Books. Clothes. Your hands and ankles.
It’s not anxiety -- honestly he really doesn’t mind being a cat -- he’s just so hungy.
Also he’s MASSIVE.
You don’t actually know that he’s been turned into a cat until you go to the kitchen for a snack and find an orange & white cat the size of a literal child raiding the fridge.
Which brings me to my next point -- he’s gonna be SUCH a snuggle bug. Like those really big dogs that insist on sitting in your lap and crushing you. If he isn’t eating then he just wants to flop on top of you and crush you with his love.
You can baby-talk at him if you want, as long as you give him treats and snuggle him.
He purrs so. Much.
Will also let u just roll him around and do whatever you want to him dkjncdsn he’s honestly the chillest out of them all
Belphie
God he’s so fucking upset at first, like claws out, hissing and spitting at everyone, full on tantruming upset, BUT THEN. but then. You pick him up and press a kiss to his sweet little triangle head and he bleps and it's all over.
Good luck getting anything done. Cat-Belphie is going to demand your full attention for snuggles CONSTANTLY.
No, he doesn’t care that you’re trying to research ways to turn him back, he’s gonna plop his little butt on the tome you’re attempting to read until you give him love, dammit.
Honestly, Belphie being a cat isn’t that much different from normal. The biggest difference is that now he can squeeze into weirder places to nap, which makes it very difficult to keep track of him.
After searching for two fucking hours, you, Satan, Levi, and Beel find him stretched out across the arms of one of the chandeliers in the dining room, like it’s some kind of weird hammock.
He’s fast asleep. Nobody knows how he got up there.
(To get down, he ends up yeeting himself into Beel’s arms.)
If Bells isn’t napping, then he’s hiding under furniture, waiting for his next victim to walk by so he can attack their ankles.
(also the most likely to bite u when he wants your attention)
((part 2 with the undateables))
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Might i request an hc on HOW EACH OF THE BOYS WOULD REACT TO WALKING IN ON MC SLEEPING PANTLESS bc they passed tf out after mastrubating 😘😘
ofc you can bby 😘
This post is just for the 7 brothers, if you want hcs for Volo, Barb, Simeon, and Solomon too, just lmk 💙
warnings: somnophilia, dubious consent
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Lucifer
Oh, you sweet thing. Toys? Really? After he specifically told you to wait? Now that just won't do.
So desperate that you refused to wait for him—well, then. He’s going to have to punish you now, isn’t he?
He uses your toy—thrusting it in and out of you, burying it deep inside your pussy, watching the way you clench around the vibrating object. Fucks you slowly awake—whimpering and jerking your hips against the intrusion that has you so full, sparks shooting up your spine. He takes his time, a hand on your hip—stilling your sleepy rutting.
He’s going to take you to the edge at his pace—toying with your clit, the slow drag of the toy against your velvety warm walls, right up against that little spot that makes you see stars, and then—
Nothing. You’re clenching open air.
He knocks your hand away when you reach for your clit with a desperate whine.
You didn’t really think it would be that easy now, did you?
Mammon
Oh, Mammon. Sweet Mammon.
He wasn’t going to do anything. Honest.
But you were just right there, so soft and warm and when he snuggled up to you, you had curled up against him so sweetly—
He rubs his half-hard erection against your glistening slit, slowly, so as not to wake you. Slipping through your sticky folds, bumping against your clit. Rutting mindlessly, lazily, until the head of his throbbing cock catches inside of your stretched out pussy and he’s groaning, bucking his hips up into your slick heat.
His cock is swallowed up by your dribbling cunt, hips pressed flush against your ass. His fingers move down to where you’re connected, flicking and rolling your clit around. You mewl in your sleep and clench—his hips stutter, pace faltering as he shoves his cock as deep as he can, filling you up with his cum.
Levi
He’s jealous... of a toy. That’s a first.
The offending piece of pink silicone is still near your hand, glistening with your juices, and—
Oh. You’re not wearing any pants.
Hehehehehe.
Levi doesn’t hesitate to shake you awake. As soon as you’re back in the world of the conscious, he’s slipping long, slender fingers inside of you, groaning at how tight and wet you feel around him. You cover your face when he spreads you open wide, watching how your pussy desperately clenches and twitches for something, anything.
You won’t have to beg much for him to fuck you—he’ll be more than happy to. He’s got a real cock and he knows how to use it, that’s so much better than any dumb old toy~
Satan
:)
Good thing you managed a short nap. Don’t expect much more sleep.
He takes you roughly—tanktop pushed up to your chin, as he sinks you down on his cock again and again.
Crushing your body into the mattress, pinning your wrists above your head with one hand. Buries his cock in you from behind, fingers digging into the soft flesh of your hips. Strokes your spine and fists his other hand into your hair. Snaps his hips into your own until your knees give out. He holds you with one hand, the other sliding down your front to rub at your clit until you’re a keening, writhing mess—and he takes you again and again, all night long.
Asmo
Asmo would wake you up gently—pressing small kisses to your eyelids, cheeks, the tip of your nose, until you’re blinking away the sleep. At the first sign of you being awake, he’ll slip down the mattress, pushing your thighs apart with his shoulders, peppering teasing kisses along the soft skin of your inner thighs.
When you whine at him to get to it already, he’ll narrow his eyes—nip at your thigh with sharp incisors, then lick the full length of your slit with the flat of his tongue. Asmo’s fingers press up inside you, curling to reach that wonderful spot he knows you just can’t reach on your own. Laps at your pussy and curls the tip of his tongue around the little nub until fire is pooling in your tummy and your hand lands in his hair, threading through caramel colored locks as you grind against his mouth.
Beel
This goes one of two ways, depending on his mood. Either he’s going to be a sweetie—cover you up and let you sleep, or:
He’s going to wriggle himself into the space between your legs—lapping at the puffy lips of your cunt with his fleshy pink tongue. He takes his time pulling you apart—slow, savoury suckles that are meant to devour. Wet and sloppy.
When you start to squirm, he’ll settle a large hand on your tummy, splaying his fingers out to pin you down and hold you still. You’re not allowed to buck up against his mouth.
He'll keep you there for hours, spurred on by your desperate mewling and sobs.
He can’t help the slow, involuntary rutting of his hips into the mattress, but, he won’t bounce you up and down on the heavy weight of his cock just yet—no, not until you’re sopping wet, your eyes glazed over, and you’re all soft and pliant in his arms.
Belphie
:(
Why didn't you invite him? You know how he loves to watch.
He could have helped, even—could have sat you in his lap, rubbed lazy circles around your clit while you fucked yourself open.
Did you really think you were going to have all the fun without him? Well, no matter. He’s here now.
Belphie is going to stretch you out on his cock. Smears the tip, dripping with precum, across your wet heat—then sinks into your fucked out, weeping pussy, filling you up nice and snug. Rocking slowly, gently, into your tight, wet heat, toying with your swollen little clit until your hole is twitching, milking him like a good little fucktoy. If you wake up, he’ll stay buried inside of you, balls deep—tell you what a good girl you are and put you back to sleep on his cock.
((part 2 with the undateables))
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I love love love your headcanons so much!! Could I maybe request nsfw breeding headcanons for Lucifer and diavolo? (If it's okay 😗 ) tysm!
Nonny,,, I think you and I would get along very, very well 😋 ((thank you!!))
Warnings: breeding kink, female!reader
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Diavolo
Diavolo needs an heir.
It’s his responsibility as future ruler of the Devildom—on some level, you thought that’s all it was.
You just didn’t realize how badly Diavolo wants babies.
The desire to breed you is rooted deep in his marrow, in the very essence of his being—coiling tight and hot in his belly every time he’s got you bouncing on his cock.
Which is often. Very often.
He sits you on his lap while he works—stuffs you with his cock, and lets you ride him until you’re mewling and breathless and he’s plugging you up with his seed.
When you go to bed, he slips his cock into your dripping pussy from behind—whispering sweet, lovely things into your ear as he drowns your womb.
He wants to plant his seed deep into your womb—watch your belly swell with his child, your tits engorge with milk for the baby—your baby—to nurse on.
It’s only a matter of time, really.
He could wait for it to happen on its own time, but…
The prince is used to getting what he wants when he wants it.
So, naturally, he turns to fertility potions and spells.
He’ll hand you this beautiful glass bottle—blue, tiny and glowing in your palm—tell you that if you drink it, he’ll reward you for being a good girl—
By making you a mommy.
Later, when your tummy is swollen with his cum, he’ll pat your belly, hopeful certain that this time, his seed will take.
Lucifer
Lucifer is possessive of you. Always has been.
The eldest brother just isn’t keen on sharing—especially when it comes to you. His love. The keeper of his heart.
Lately though, there’s a new dimension to his, ah… enthusiasm.
He wants to claim your womb.
Every free moment he has is spent burying his bare cock in your pussy, flooding your womb with his seed.
Pulling you into closets—shoving down his trousers just enough to pull out his cock, then peeling aside your panties and sinking deep into your wet heat.
Dragging you by the wrist into empty rooms—stripping you bare and pulling you close—kissing you hard, swallowing your gasps and pleas as your pussy milks his cock.
He fucks you hard—drills you into the bed until his name is bubbling past your lips like a desperate prayer and you’re begging him to fill you up.
Lucifer keeps you in bed for hours upon hours—railing you until you’re breathless and falling apart in a sobbing mess, then finally, blessedly, stuffing you with his seed.
He wants to put a baby in you—wants to claim you in this way that nobody else is allowed to.
You are his—Lucifer’s—and nobody will dare question it when you’re round with his child.
((part two with Mammon and Asmo)) ((Beelzebub))
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assorted hcs!
Lucifer
He sticks his pinky finger out whenever he drinks anything. It doesn’t matter if he’s drinking from a fancy cup or a water bottle, his pinky is OUT. (He doesn’t know when the habit started. He’s tried to stop it, but he just can’t.)
Lucifer also knows how to play the guqin, and enjoys it more than any other instrument. Diavolo found out about it and is not at all above begging him to play something (Lucifer is huffy about it, but it’s relaxing and he gets to show off his skills, so he always indulges Diavolo)
Mammon
He is hardwired for a battlefield. He’s an idiot, but with a weapon in hand, he’s one of (if not THE) most competent in the room. He doesn’t ever necessarily want to hurt anyone, but war is like second nature to him.
That said, he once got into a “battle” with a weirdly aggressive Hellfire salamander and lost, so.
He can mimic noises and voices scarily well.
Levi
He can recite the entire bee movie by sheer willpower and memory alone. He weaponizes this ability.
Levi also believes in the loch ness monster with his whole heart and ass, but he doesn’t realize that it’s just a picture of him vibing in his serpent form. Lucifer knows the truth and doesn’t have the heart to tell him.
Satan
He was an extremely picky eater as a kid but like, in a weird way -- he would flat out refuse to eat anything that wasn’t spicy enough to kill a grown demon. Would ALWAYS make an exception for anything Barbatos cooked though, whether it was spicy or not.
Also, when Satan was a kid and wanted to blow off steam in a productive way, he would venture deep into the forest behind their house and build super elaborate houses out of dirt and mud and rocks. There’s definitely a couple hundred out there, and a ton of urban legends surrounding them.
Asmo
He totally got into the language of flowers at some point in his life. Now it’s just one of those things that he doesn’t use often. though sometimes, he sends custom bouquets to the people he cares about, especially when they’re upset. Not everyone understands the meanings of each blossom, but that’s okay. The intent is still there.
Asmo redecorates his bedroom at least once a month. Usually after having a 3am breakdown and ordering all new furniture/decorations because A: the current design isn’t on trend. And B: The current decor no longer aligns with his vibe. Seriously, he can’t believe that he ever went with a blue theme, who the hell even was he last week?
Beel
He is actually a really good artist. Give him paints, clay, oil pastels, charcoal, even just a pencil or a few markers!! The medium doesn’t matter, he’ll be able to create a masterpiece out of anything. He mostly does digital art these days, but likes to go back to traditional mediums every now and then.
He also finds knitting to be very relaxing, even though the knitting needles look ridiculous in his big hands, and will sometimes knit while Belphie uses him as a pillow.
(He gets reaaaaaally into pumpkin carving every halloween)
Belphie
He has a vast assortment of pillows that he will literally spend 15 minutes hugging and squishing to test the firmness of, before he decides on which one(s) to sleep with that night. It literally doesn’t matter though because he always ends up using the one with the cowprint cover.
He owns at least two pairs of crocs.
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original prompt: Might i request an hc on HOW EACH OF THE BOYS WOULD REACT TO WALKING IN ON MC SLEEPING PANTLESS bc they passed tf out after masturbating 😘😘 from the lovely @joonie-beanie
but this time with the undateables 💙
warnings: somnophilia, dubcon, breeding kink if u squint
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Diavolo
How lovely of you to prepare yourself for him~
You're all soft and pliant and warm, it's so easy for Diavolo to spread your legs and sink the fleshy tip of his cock into your wet heat. Even sopping wet, it's a harsh stretch—shallow thrusts threaten to split you in half.
You wake up drifting and dizzy to a rocking feeling—a dull burn in your tummy—your pussy stuffed to the brim and dripping, swallowing up every inch of Diavolo's massive cock.
Your eyes flutter behind soft eyelashes, still hazy with sleep, and he smiles—still pumping his cock, shiny with your slick, in and out of your tight pussy. Presses a soft kiss to your throat and pushes deep, filling you up so much that you're breathless and drowning in it.
He's going to fill you with his seed until it's gushing around his cock, leaking down the soft flesh of your thighs—he'll keep his softening length inside of you, eager to make sure that your tummy stays swollen with his cum~
Barbatos
Now, when Barb walks into your room and sees you pantless, pussy still dripping from your orgasm—well, he just can’t help himself~
See, he has this lovely, delicate touch that’s perfect for maneuvering you exactly how he wants—like you’re a cute, little doll—while you sleep.
When you wake up, you notice a few different things all at once. First, you can’t see—a broad strip of silk is covering your eyes. You’re cold, too. All of your clothes have been peeled off, and there’s something biting into your wrists and ankles. Rope.
More concerning though, is the strange pressure inside of you. You wiggle your hips against it, testing—why do you feel so full?—and—
You squeal, struggling against the ropes as something buried deep in your cunt starts to buzz, sending shockwaves of pleasure racing up your spine. Whimpering, you roll your hips down, trying to brush the vibrator up against that little sweet spot inside of you, but it just won’t reach.
You hear it then—Barbatos’ chuckling lowly—and your pussy clenches on the toy, a dizzying cocktail of fear and anticipation coursing through your veins.
Simeon
Oh, sweet lil Simeon~
The gorgeous angel has a tendency to sleep naked at times—wouldn’t it just be so nice to wake him up with his cock between your pretty lips?~
He’s just so handsome, with his hair all tussled from sleep—you grip his soft cock between your hands, rub your thumb against the vein there. His hips buck up into your hold—his cock hardening immediately. Just like magic.
You swirl your tongue over the head, gripping the shaft and sliding your hands up and down lazily. Simeon’s hips jerk, fucking shallowly into your mouth—It isn’t long before he wakes up with a startled gasp, eyes desperately seeking out your own soft, hazy ones.
You look up, popping your mouth off his perfect cock—polish circles of spit on the tip with your thumb. You coo, “Morning, cutie~” and he blushes pink, biting his lip and hiding his face behind one hand. The other threads itself into your hair, tugging you lightly, but insistent towards his cock.
“You don’t want me to stop?” you tease.
A needy whine spills past his lips—“Please,”
And how can you possibly refuse him?
Solomon
You wake slowly, to something soft and wet touching your cunt.
You blink away the haziness of sleep to see Solomon between your legs, gray eyes shining mirthfully—sucking kisses and nipping at your inner thighs. His tongue delves into your slick, collecting wetness—circling, pressing—slender fingers teasing, brushing feather light touches to your clit.
His hands wrap around your thighs, spreading you open—blows a teasing breath over your pussy. You shiver.
He teases you—pulls you right to the edge with his tongue and his fingers. Blunt teeth nip at your clit and you gasp—Solomon laughs at your doe-eyed surprise and presses a kiss to the top of your soft mound, resting his head on your hip.
You pout. "Why'd you stop?"
Solomon smiles, slow—feline. Smug.
He’s not going to let you cum.
You narrow your eyes. “If you’re not going to, then I’ll just go ahead and summon Asmo—” your taunt turns into a squeal when a jolt of magic sparks against your hip, and Solomon’s tongue slides inside of you.
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HC that MC tells Diavolo about how firefighters make those charity calendars where they pose shirtless with puppies or kittens or goats or whatever, and Dia is just absolutely enchanted by the idea of it -- so enchanted, in fact, that he decides to make one with all the brothers and the exchange students :)
So naturally, he has a bunch of cute baby animals abducted from the human world for the day just for the photoshoot :) don't worry though, after the shenanigans they’re returned safe and sound from where he got them asdfghjk
There’s just one itty bitty little thing though. They take it a bit farther than just posing with puppies and kittens.
But they’re all still very much shirtless because this is really just an excuse for me to fantasize about them all being shirtless and holding baby animals 😌
Lucifer definitely poses with a bunch of little puppies. It’s classic, like him. Even though he’s already a dog dad, he definitely isn’t used to being around baby puppies and is probably a bit taken aback when they start gnawing on his fingers with their little sharp baby teef.
Obviously, Mammon poses with a bunch of the roundest, fluffiest panda babies that they can find. He totally tears up a bit when the little puffballs waddle up to him and cling on to his legs, and the photographer definitely makes sure to get pictures of him all teary and sniffly over the lil babies fghjklfghjk
Listen, for Levi’s pic they’re obviously gonna stick the water-boy in a pool with some kind of aquatic baby animal. But fish are kinda ugly and weird looking and the whole point of the calendar is to be cute. So they stick him in a pool and make him float around with a bunch of fluffy baby otters 🥺
Satan straight-up refuses to pose with anything that isn’t a kitten. Or ten kittens. Fifteen. Twenty. He’s not that picky, but he does request as many kittens as possible for his picture, and he’s absolutely going to try to sneakily keep them all afterward.
At first, Asmo is furious that he doesn’t get to pose with a bunch of lil baby kittens or puppies (they’re so classic!!! Everyone loves kittens and puppies!! And they’d look so much cuter next to him!!), BUT he does chill out when he sees all the cute fluffy bunnies they found for him 🥺 tbh he probably tries to break out his own pair of bunny ears for the photoshoot sdfghjkl
I mean, Beel already has that card where he’s posing with baby tigers and the lion cub, which is already PERFECT, so maybe they just abduct those lil babs again 🥺 they’re already friends, they can have a little reunion 🥺
As for Belphie… c’mon now. have you SEEN baby sloths? They’re ADORABLE. Give him 5. Let them cling onto him for dear life like he’s their sloth papa. They’ve got those sweet big eyes and make the cutest little meeping sounds and when they aren’t taking pictures they can all nap together 😭
Now I did say that the undateables were going to be in on this too, right? 👀
PICTURE THIS. DIAVOLO. WIELDING FLUFFY, WHITE BABY SEALS, ONE IN EACH ARM. MAYBE? IDK HOW BIG BABY SEALS ARE BUT HE’S HUGE AND STRONG AND THEY’RE FLUFFY AND SWEET AND HONESTLY HE COULD EVEN BENCH PRESS THEM IF HE WANTED TO
Have you ever seen a baby Japanese dwarf flying squirrel?? Because they’re really soft and round and chumby and I think it would be really cute to see Barbatos with a few of them 🥺 He would hold them so gently 🥺
Solomon gets a baby koala. He’s got white hair, they’ve got white (ear) hair -- it just works :) And baby koalas are lil snuggle bugs so he’s probably not going to be able to put it down for the entire day, which would just be too cute dfghjkkjh
Simeon & Luke pose with a bunch of little ducklings and chicks!! Maybe even a lamb, idk!!! (they still wear their normal clothes though because, y’know. they’re ✨holy✨ and luke is a literal child) Little farm animals are perfect for them!! Just think about Luke holding a little yellow chick that has a grumpy little face!! And Simeon, surrounded by baby ducklings!! My heart 🥺
And finally, MC gets their own month!! Generally speaking it would be cute and very on brand if MC posed with a little lamb, BUT I also think it would be fun if they got to pose with whatever animal they want 👀 (personally, my MC would pose with red pandas~ I wanna know what your MC’s would pick too 👀 )
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Can I request snuggling any of the demon bro's after a bad day? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
Lucifer knows before you say anything. Can feel hurt pulsing and leaking through your pact bond no matter how hard you try to staunch the acrid flow of it.
And so he devotes himself to you. Gathers you up in his arms—pulls you onto his lap. Tucks your head into the curve of his neck and holds you tight. Thinks of how watery your eyes were. A tragic shade of color that he only half recalls. He could drown in it.
He holds you until the ache in your chest no longer stings so sharp, persistent—lets the steady beat of his heart calm your frazzled nerves and lull the raging storm swirling between your ribs.
✧*。
Mammon distracts you. Lets you dive nose first into his embrace and talks about a time when Cerberus was still a puppy and had a bad habit of gnawing on his shoes. Talks and talks and talks, until your tears have all dried up and you're calm enough to tell him about where everything just went so wrong.
He listens. Mindlessly taps I love you I love you I love you in morse code on your back. Hopes that you know it, too.
✧*。
Levi blushes hard and awkwardly pats your back. Isn’t entirely sure how to comfort you—what if he does something wrong and makes you feel worse? Then you push him onto your bed and flop on top of him, demanding snuggles, voice muffled in his sweater, and, well. He supposes there’s nothing he can do but slowly (disbelievingly) wrap his arms around you.
But please don’t start crying because then he will cry too. He wants to be strong for you. Even if he doesn’t know how.
✧*。
Satan lays down with you—chest to chest, legs tangled together. Gently pushes your hair away from your face and coasts his thumb along the soft plush of your cheek. Encourages you to share your woes with him. Listens to you. Promises to help you in any way that he can.
He cradles you until the ache curled up inside of you no longer feels like a living, breathing thing, and your breaths are soft and kind.
✧*。
Asmo clings to you like a little octopus. Tries to squeeze the sadness out of you with hugs and banish it with kisses. He's gentle. Kind. Knows that the body can be a silly, dramatic thing, with feelings that demand to be heard and seen. Feelings that overwhelm.
He's well versed in the ways of pressure points—knows exactly where to lovingly press his fingertips and massage to release your stress. He loves you. Cares for you, mind, soul, and body—does all he can to make sure you know it, too.
✧*。
Beel engulfs you in a hug. Rests his chin on the top of your head and sways the two of you back and forth, back and forth. Takes you to bed and wraps himself around you, muscular arms circling your waist.
You'd had such a bad day that you'd made yourself sick. Beel rubs your belly like a child—calms you down. Makes sure that you know he's here. That he loves you. Cares for you. Unconditionally.
✧*。
Belphie carefully lays on top of you. Settles his body between your legs and rests his head on your chest. Lets you play with his hair and pet him, mindlessly. Gives you something new to focus on.
You're soft and warm and he wants to sleep, but, he won't. Not yet. Not until he's sure that you're okay—that the hollow feeling in your heart has been soothed over. Today wasn't easy, he knows. So when you're ready, he uses his magic. Helps you rest.
Maybe tomorrow will be better.
✧*。
#YEEHAW i wrote all of these in under two hours -- thats a new record for me sdfghl#this isnt actually what i was gonna post today but uh. stuff happened!#i hope this brings you as much comfort as it brought me#obey me#swd obey me#obey me headcanons#obey me hc#gnocchicanons#obey me! shall we date?#obey me shall we date#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor
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The boys (+undateables?) reactions when they discover MC is actually a vampire?
....so I’m a dingus and didn’t realize that this was also for the undateables and just wrote it for the brothers, my bad 😅 Part two maybe? 👀
WARNING: as this is about vampires, it’s a little bit morbid. I strayed away from being too graphic, but y’know. Vampires. There’s death and blood and such.
Enjoy! :D
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Lucifer
In hindsight, he really should have figured it out on his own.
But it’s not like he’s been around enough humans lately to know what Normal human behavior is.
So he just kinda took your... quirks at face value.
So what if you’re far too comfortable with the Devildom’s constant state of nighttime? Solomon doesn’t seem to mind it either, so maybe humans are just more nocturnal now.
And perhaps your Very Strong aversion to garlic is a little odd, but Mammon wouldn't eat it either for the first 600 years of his life, so it’s not that weird.
You’re also not phased by constantly being surrounded by demons and monsters, which is a little strange, but maybe you’re just like the ancient greeks. A monster fucker.
You feeling right at home in the Devildom is auspicious for the exchange program, so he doesn’t bother dwelling on it.
Though maybe he does find it a little bit weird when you really insist that he start drinking cranberry juice.
(It’s just for health benefits of course, totally has nothing to do with you prepping your next meal)
So what, you may ask, triggers his big lightbulb moment?
You fall off the roof.
And you just get right back up.
Now he knows that humans aren’t supposed to be THAT durable, so he stops you from scaling the side of the fucking house with your bare hands, and very eloquently asks you, “What the fuck?”
You shake him off. “What? Mammon and I are playing roof-ball.”
Lucifer stares. “You fell. I saw how hard you hit the ground. You should be dead.”
You laugh. “Dead? Just from a little fall like that? Are you serio-ohhh wait. You don’t know, do you?”
You give him your biggest, cheesiest grin and—oh.
Fangs.
...And now he understands why you want him to drink cranberry juice.
Mammon
You are, by far, the weirdest human he’s ever met.
Which is saying something, because Solomon is literally just a few blocks away.
Seriously, despite camping out in your room nearly every single night, Mammon has never seen you sleep, he’s pretty fucking sure that sometimes you don’t even breathe, you won’t step foot into the House of Lamentation unless someone invites you in, and who the hell hates garlic that much??
But you’ve also expressed your intense dislike for crosses, so he supposes that you’re not unredeemable.
Just weird.
But it’s incredibly annoying how you wont sleep. Your tossin’ and turnin’ is killing him, why the fuck can’t you just settle down? You need to just put your DDD down and sleep already, dammit.
He sits up, ready to tear you a new one—and pauses.
“Um,” his voice is high, somewhat uncertain, and your eyes snap over to look at him. “Why are you looking at coffins for sale?”
You sigh, a bit wistfully. “I just can’t stand sleeping in a bed anymore. I didn’t want to be rude, so I really did try, but it's been a couple hundred years since I last had one and it’s just murder on my back. I think I’m gonna just have to get a coffin. They’re so much more comfortable.”
Briefly, Mammon considers running.
Instead, he says, “What the fuck?”
You quirk an eyebrow at him. “You do know I’m a vampire, right?”
...What the fuck—
Mammon lays back down—crosses his arms over his chest with a huff and pretends that he isn’t totally freaked the fuck out. “‘Course I do, don’t be stupid. Now go to sleep already.”
So that he can escape before you try to eat him.
“Mammon,” you sing, leaning over the bed to loom over him. He swallows hard—can’t look away from your sharp, toothy grin.
You coo, “I can hear the scared little pitter patter of your heart, darling.”
He squeaks.
Levi
Honestly, Levi is so so happy to have another irl friend who’s into video games that he looks past your strangeness.
You like to stay indoors and play games!! That’s something he has in common with you that his brothers don’t, and that’s all that matters!
...Though he does find it a little weird how sometimes you just kinda sniff him.
The first dozen times he nearly had a heart attack, and when he asked why you were doing it, he Really wasn't expecting you to shrug and say “I dunno, you just smell tasty”
Seriously. Tasty? Are you Beel or something, what’s that supposed to mean?!
He’s not entirely sure why you’re a bit of a shut in gamer though, because despite your, ah, quirks, you’re still so much cooler than he is, so what’s the deal with that?
When he asks, you just shrug and say, “Old habits die hard, I guess. Real sunshine hurts, but virtual doesn’t, so I just got kinda used to living through games and staying indoors.”
“Oh.” Levi’s a bit surprised, but sympathetic. “So, you sunburn easily?”
He’s not entirely sure why you’re laughing now, since that wasn’t a joke. He was just trying to be friendly :(
But then you hug him and he’s too flustered to be offended anymore jndcks
So, when does it finally click for Levi that you’re a vampire?
You guys are having a game night in his room.
He accidentally takes a sip of your caprisun and realizes, very quickly, that it is not the refreshing juice of a caprisun pouch.
He throws up a little bit.
And screams.
And maybe blacks out for a few seconds.
But when he finally calms down and lets you explain, he’s pretty damn enchanted, because this is just like Help, My Roommate Is A Vampire And I Didn’t Know Until A Vampire-Hunter Mistook Me For Them And Attacked Me!! :D
Satan
Satan considers himself to be somewhat of a detective, y’know. His brain is just filled to the brim with Big Smarts
Naturally, he puts that jelly thicc thought tank of his to good use and realizes very quickly that you aren’t totally human.
At first, he isn’t totally sure what you are.
And then a coffin gets delivered to the house, which upon seeing you cheer “Oh sweet, my new bed!!” aaaand he puts the pieces together.
You become somewhat of a case study to him. You’re the first vampire he’s ever encountered and he just wants to know everything and anything about your life.
He’s so intrigued by you.
But you frustrate him SO much.
He wants to know about how you were turned!! It’s not like he has any other vampires that he can ask about their experience!! And you fucking tell him a different story every day!!
“A cat jumped over my deceased body!”
“I was stabbed and the wound wasn’t treated with boiling water!”
“On a dark and stormy night, I came across a palace and the owner, a hospitable gentleman, let me take refuge there. But then, I quickly realized that I was actually a hostage, and when I tried to escape, that fucker turned me!”
“Nobody put an obolus in my mouth to pay the toll of the Styx, so Charon the ferryman sent me back! What a great guy.”
“A chupacabra bit me!”
Needless to say, he considers breaking the wooden leg off one of the dining room chairs and stabbing you with it, but the lecture he would get from Lucifer just isn’t worth the effort.
He’s gonna pull the truth out of you one of these days.
Asmo
“My my, darling, what sharp teeth you have~” Asmo purrs, lifting a finger to brush against them, doe-eyes wide and curious. “The better to eat me with, hopefully?”
You smile. “Something like that.”
And you fuckin’ bite his finger.
His scream is fantastic. If you actually draw blood next time, maybe he’ll even shatter the windows!
He swats your leg sharply with a silk folding fan and cries, “What if you had broken my skin!? Do you have any idea how much time and effort goes into maintaining this soft, supple skin?! What’s wrong with you, you psychopath?”
“Don’t hit me,” you pout, scooting away from him. “I couldn’t help it! You just smell so sweet and I haven’t had any blood in a while, so—”
“Huh?” Asmo blinks, looking a bit confused. Then recovers far too quickly and waggles his eyebrows at you. “Oh, so that’s what you’re into! What a pleasant surprise~”
You thunk him on the back of the head. “Didn’t anyone ever teach you not to tease a vampire?”
Asmo’s grin could rival the sun.
“A vampire?! Well why didn’t you say so sooner?”
He’s already taking off his shirt.
“Get over here already and take a bite out of me~”
Beel
When he finds out that you’re a vampire, his first thought is to worry over if you can eat normal food or not.
He’s very relieved when you tell him that you can, so long as you’ve had enough blood, but that garlic is a very big no-no.
Naturally, you two bond over how both of you never quite feel full.
It’s not uncommon for the other house members to find you two laying face down on the floor, tummies rumbling, whining about how you’re staaaaarving
You carry around snacks for him, and Beel makes sure that you’ve always got access to blood (whether that means stashing blood bags, letting you feed from him, or a combo of both ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
He’s probably going to be the least weirded out by your ~undead tendencies~
Honestly, he’s a bit relieved by how strong you are. The last thing he ever wants to do is hurt you or see you get hurt, and it gives him peace of mind when he realizes that you’re actually pretty durable!
But it does give him a fucking heart attack the first time he sees you yeet yourself out a second story window to crush poor, poor unassuming Mammon.
He also really loves how your body temperature naturally runs cold. He’s a space heater, you’re an icicle—it just works. Snuggle time is good :)
He totally compares the size of your incisors with his jkdcnkj
He just thinks you’re really neat!!!
But he is very sympathetic about how you cant eat good garlic bread :(
Belphie
Listen.
We all know this emo boy is a vampire fucker, probably even more so than Asmo.
(He read Twilight. He saw all the movies. He had merch.)
(Fuck Edward and Jacob though, he was Team Alice all the way.)
(If he can stay awake long enough, he reads really shitty vampire romance novels.)
He just thinks vampires are hot, okay? He can’t help that his soul longs to be a vampire fucker.
Just accept it into your heart. Belphie already has.
So needless to say, he’s THRILLED when he finds out that you’re a vampire. He tries to play it cool though and pretends that he isn’t immediately trying to jump your bones dfghjkjh
He overheard you telling Satan that you got bitten by a Chupacabra, and they’re known for going after cows right?
He is a cowboy, y’know, guess you’re just gonna have to go to him now when you’re thirsty, y’know, since you were bitten by a Chupacabra. it just makes sense, really ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(No it doesn’t)
(But let’s be real, are you gonna pass up the chance to snuggle the shit out of him AND get a snack out of it? No. No you’re not.)
(He totally makes you arm wrestle Beel to recreate the “Iconic” twilight scene with Emmett and Bella.)
(When he realizes that you’re strong, he’s gonna make you give him piggyback rides, just like Edward and Bella :) and no he doesn’t care how ridiculous you both look)
#gnocchicanons#obey me shall we date#obey me headcanons#obey me hc#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#swd obey me#obey me
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the undateables get turned into cats
(a continuation of this post!)
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Diavolo
Man… if you thought Beel was a big cat…
Diavolo is a big cat.
Literally. Like, you’re pretty sure he’s a lion or something. He’s fucking HUGE.
His paws are the size of your head, and when he flops down on you it literally knocks the breath out of your lungs. He probably broke one of your ribs, but you’re only 80% sure.
If you’re walking side by side and he leans into you, there’s like a 70% chance that you’re gonna get knocked on your ass. For your sake, I hope you have decent balance.
He definitely only lets you, Lucifer, and Barbatos around him while he’s stuck in this form.
He also really is not aware of his own strength in this form.
Everyone realized that when you and Lucifer showed up to the palace and Dia went to love-tackle Lucifer, expecting the demon to catch him like he normally does, but instead ended up tackling his ass to the floor.
Diavolo was way too excited about it.
Lucifer was miffed.
(You got it all on video.)
Without his goofy smile or laugh, Dia’s eyes are like. Really fucking intense.
Lowkey… he’s a little bit terrifying.
But.... he’s also baby.
Give him snuggles. Smush his face. Kiss his big dumb nose. Squish his big toe beans. Literally just throw yourself on top of him and snuggle him like a body pillow.
He LOVES IT.
Lucifer is horrified. Probably considers ending your life right then and there.
Barb thinks it’s fucking hilarious.
(It’s not that Dia necessarily Enjoys the experience of being turned into a cat -- he’s just Very sure that Lucifer is going to literally devote his life to fixing this, so he figures he might as well try to have a good time while it lasts.)
Barbatos
...He’s very chill but is also experiencing the BIGGEST existential crisis because he doesn’t fucking have hands to do anything.
Listen, he’s not opposed to taking breaks. He enjoys relaxing too. But there’s so much shit that needs to be done and he can’t do any of it and it’s driving him up the wall.
Not that you would ever know, though. He’s very calm, even if he’s screeching on the inside.
So it’s basically canon that Barbatos helps Diavolo manage his time and keeps him from slacking off on his princely duties he’s literally a babysitter
But like.
Come on.
Diavolo is not gonna listen to a cat.
Diavolo gets up to so much mischief during the time that Barb is a cat, and since the prince is so busy being The Worst™, cat-Barb ends up spending most of his time with you.
Lowkey it’s weird as shit having a cat supervise you.
He’s sitting deathly still on the counter, spine ramrod straight, tail wrapped around his legs, eyes wide and all-seeing -- just Staring at you while you cook.
You’re pretty sure he’s judging you.
He’s actually reliving the trauma of Asmo finding him in all of his feline-glory and abducting him to play dress up.
(Cat-Barb is the least likely to bite or hiss at anyone, and he probably won’t throw a tantrum over being turned into a cat. Definitely wouldn’t mind sitting in your lap for some snuggles.)
(Is Very relieved when he’s finally turned back into a demon, though. Never wants to experience that again and is Not opposed to punishing whoever cursed him.)
(With Diavolo’s permission.)
Simeon
Don’t tell Asmo, because he’ll probably cry kick your ass, but Simeon is the prettiest as a cat.
He doesn’t Totally mind being turned into one, either. If anything, this will make for interesting writing-experience.
He’s way too nice as a cat. You don’t see his claws at all, ever. If he gets stuck in an unfavorable situation (cough cough, Satan trying to mother him) he’s more likely to run off than he is to put up a fight
He’s very graceful and quiet.
Purrs when you pick him up, because he once heard that cat purrs are healing to humans. He doesn’t know if that’s actually true or not, but he does it anyways.
He feels the safest with you, and definitely doesn’t mind when you scratch him behind the ears or hug him like a stuffed animal.
He won't just flop into your lap like some of the others -- most likely he’ll just kinda like. Weirdly lean against you. It’s cute though!
Honestly he’s gonna be content to just sit with you while you do your own thing. Maybe watch a movie or listen to some music with him, and he’ll be a-okay with it.
But.
If you give him catnip.
he will literally just lay on his back on his floor for HOURS and knock the fuck out.
(Why do you even have catnip? I dunno, you tell me)
You assume that he’s dreaming about the celestial realm. Or TSL. or like. The secrets of the universe.
You can literally move his body however you want -- stretch his leggies, open his mouth, flip him over, pick him up --literally Anything-- and he just Will Not wake up.
Lowkey you think you might have killed him
When he Does finally return to the land of the living, he’s just gonna wanna snuggle u.
But also turn him back into an angel Now, this has been a (mostly) relaxing experience but he’s ready to go back to normal now, thank u sdfghj
Luke
(Well at least he’s a cat and not a dog)
He is,,, the littlest baby kitten ever. Save him, dear god, before any of the brothers find him
Seriously, he’s so small
You can hold him in just one hand :(( he’s just a little boy :((
Don’t put him in your pockets or anything tho, he’ll be Very upset if you do. He just wants to sit on your shoulder and scream at the world with unbridled fury.
He’s a bumper car kitten. His lil tail sticks straight up and he has a lil round tumby :((
...
You know how all kittens are basically born feral?
Apparently, ferality also applies to those who are turned into kittens.
Basically, he still has the attitude of a chihuahua.
Hissing, spitting, swatting--his instincts to just smack the shit out of everything and anything are Always operating at 100%. he’s a little firecracker.
Does that thing where cats will hold something and kick the shit out of it with their back paws.
He’s very feisty.
It isn’t a big deal, at least until Mammon makes fun of him and kitten-Luke LAUNCHES off your shoulder at him, like a little furball-missile of claws and teeth.
(Mammon just kinda catches him by the scruff and hands him back to you--but he does leave him alone after that lol)
His ears are basically always flat on his head, because he’s constantly Very upset with this whole situation and doesn’t want ANYBODY coming near him that isn’t you, Simeon, or maybe Solomon. He prefers you and Simeon, though.
He Might let Beel near him. Maybe.
(If he promises not to eat him.)
kitten-Luke is the most likely to knead blankets and pillows (and also probably your leg). He has no fucking clue why he’s doing it, but he can’t stop.
I hope you’re prepared for joint parental custody with Simeon, because that’s what’s going to happen sdfghjklkg
Solomon
He’s very calm. It’s kind of unsettling.
Will just sit on tables, watching everyone and everything in the room while his fluffy tail occasionally flicks around.
You can practically see the gears churning away in his mind while he observes.
Will occasionally lift a single paw in the air, like he’s going to move or wants to say something, but then he will just sloooowly lower it again. Then just keeps staring.
He is the most likely to just wander off on his own. He just randomly vanishes, which is a Wee bit worrying, cause, y’know. He’s still shady.
You really don’t see much of him during his time as a cat. You have no idea where he’s going or what he’s up to, but he does occasionally bring you presents from his travels.
Even as a cat, he has the good sense to not bring you dead things. But you are a little concerned when he brings you a spell jar with glowing blue liquid in it.
Like, what the fuck? Did he make it himself with his little cat paws?
Even after turning back into a human, he refuses to tell you how he got it.
You keep it anyways.
Probably figures out how to talk with his normal voice, and scares the absolute shit out of you the first time he says something.
After he’s had his fun, he figures out himself how to turn back into a human and has you assist him with the process.
(Partially because he wants to study you, partially just because he likes you.)
#..this ended up being 1.5k words#whew#obey me diavolo#obey me barbatos#obey me simeon#obey me luke#obey me solomon#obey me headcanons#obey me hc#gnocchicanons#obey me shall we date#swd obey me#obey me imagines
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this was originally just a request for Diavolo and Lucifer, but I got a few asks to write breeding hcs the other boys, sooo here’s part two of the breeding hc series! This time with Mammon and Asmo~
((lmk who you guys wanna see next 😘))
warnings: breeding kink, female!reader
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Mammon
Mammon has a breeding kink.
He will deny it with every fiber of his being, though.
Even when you’re finally sinking down on his aching cock, engulfing him agonizingly slow in your tight, sticky, wet heat—he’ll still deny it.
You smile at him, eyes knowing and smug—roll your hips back teasingly.
His breath catches—his cock fills you up snug. Reaches the deepest parts of you.
“So… you don’t wanna knock me up?”
Mammon’s cock throbs. “No.”
“Really?” You clench down on him—tweak one of his nipples. “You don’t wanna fill me up with your seed?”
Mammon whines—bucks his hips. Fuck, he wants to.
Wants to fill you up and claim you with his seed—wants to slam you into the mattress and mount you from behind, deep as he can—take your sweet little pussy all for himself and fill you to the brim.
He wants to dig his fingers into the soft flesh of your hips and drag you back onto his cock over and over until you’re a sobbing, babbling mess—
But, ah. He’s a bit tied up at the moment. Literally.
Mammon tugs at the restraints around his wrists. Glares at you.
His complaint dies somewhere in the back of his throat. Turns into a relieved groan when you finally start to rock your hips.
For now, he’ll let you have your fun.
But once he’s out of these bonds—he’s going to have his.
Asmo
...Look, Asmo isn’t keen on having babies.
Sure, they’re cute. Sometimes.
But they’re also dumb, gross, messy, and… ugh.
He doesn’t understand why you want one so badly. Doesn’t understand why you would ever want to devote your attention to someone that isn’t him.
But, when the topic came up… you had made a very compelling argument.
Pregnancy sex.
Now he just feels a bit silly. Why hadn’t he thought of that?
You’re already so sensitive for him—unraveling you comes as naturally to him as breathing. He knows your body better than anyone—has spent hours upon hours devoted to charting your every constellation of sweet spots.
With all the pregnancy hormones, you’re bound to become even more sensitive in all the right places~
Asmo can’t wait to explore your changing body—can’t wait to sit you on his cock and rub your cute little bump while he stuffs your puffy, dribbling pussy with even more of his seed~
He can’t wait to play with your achy, swollen tits, and for your hips to widen—you’ll absolutely glow when you’re all soft and round with his beautiful child.
It won’t be long until you’re all knocked up—the cute little plug he bought to keep you stuffed full of his cum is bound to ensure it.
((part 1 with Diavolo and Lucifer)) ((Beelzebub))
#obey me smut#om! smut#obey me lemon#obey me hc#obey me headcanons#obey me mammon#obey me asmodeus#obey me drabble#tw: breeding#gnocchicanons
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Beelzebub Breeding Kink hc
((big boy gets his own post because I can’t control myself, lol))
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“What do you think is more important than anything else?”
You ask Beelzebub half joking, half curious. You’re laying on his chest, thin sheets draped across your hips—warm and sticky with a pleasant ache between your thighs. You draw triangles on his bare chest with your fingertip.
Truthfully, you think you already know what his answer is going to be. Food.
And yes, you know that you’re very important to him. But, y’know. He is the Avatar of Gluttony. It’s in his nature.
And yet.
“Family.”
Warmth pools in your belly, fuzzy and light.
“Yeah?” you prop yourself up to look at him.
Beel grins. “Mhm. You thought I was going to say food, didn’t you?”
You snort—pointedly eye the Mt. Everest of snacks on the bedside table. “Can you blame me?”
He shakes his head. Gets hair all in his eyes. “No. I don’t. Food is also very important. Not as much as family, though.”
“Can’t say I disagree.” you pinch his nipple—grin when he lets out a soft ‘hey.’ “But, I have another question now.”
“What is it?”
“Have you ever thought about having kids? Y’know, with me?”
Beel’s eyes widen.
Fuck.
Yes. He has thought about it.
He’s wanted to knock you up for so long—has wanted to drown your womb with his seed until it’s overflowing and dribbling out of your pussy.
He wants you to bear his child—wants to snuggle your bump and eat weird pregnancy-craving foods with you.
Didn’t want to pressure you, though. Wanted you to be ready, too.
Tell’s you all of that while looking at you with his sweet fucking doe eyes, and you don’t hesitate.
“Please knock me up right fucking now—”
He flips you onto your back. Sinks his cock inside of you, again—slow and sweet and filling you up so goddamn much, until you’re breathless and keening. You dig your nails into the firm muscles of his back and he dips his head, swallowing your cry with his mouth as he pushes further inside of you, stretching you out on his cock.
He nuzzles his nose into your hair. Presses gentle, loving kisses to your cheeks, the tip of your nose. “You okay?”
You should be—he was just inside you ten minutes ago.
He always asks. Doesn’t have to though. You’ve told him as much, time and time again.
But, he loves you. Won’t ever hurt you.
(Unless you ask nicely)
“Mm, yes,” you wiggle your hips against his—notice the way his breath catches in his throat. Your efforts are in vain, though. He stays still—seated deep and snug inside of you.
Touch feather light, you brush the tip of your finger over his temples, his cheekbone, then down to his mouth. You rub his bottom lip.
He licks it. Not on purpose, though. Kisses your finger—sucks on the tip and touches it with his tongue. Bites down—not hard, but enough to make you squeal.
You yank your hand away. He laughs—catches it in his own, larger one, threads his fingers through yours, and kisses your knuckles.
He lets go—settles his hand on your tummy, right over your womb, and says, “I’m gonna put a baby in here, okay?”
“Beel,” you whine. “You’re killing me. Can’t you just mo-oh,”
He snaps his hips into yours. Cries bubble past your lips each time his cock brushes against that little patch that lights sparks behind your eyelids, and you tilt your hips up—wrapping your legs around his waist.
He ruts his hips into yours, a bit frantically—desperate to stuff you with his seed, and to start his very own family with you.
(Lucifer and Diavolo) ((Mammon and Asmo))
#this kinda turned into a drabble?? maybe im feral for beel#obey me smut#om! smut#obey me lemon#obey me hc#obey me headcanons#obey me drabble#gnocchicanons#obey me beelzebub#tw: breeding#obey me beel
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Hihi! What do you think the brothers smell like 👀
I mean the safest bet would be their favorite foods, but if we’re being creative then how neat would it be if they smelled different to every person? 👀 Like they’re all meant to be appealing and draw you in, so I imagine each of their scents would reflect something that catches your attention and captivates you personally.
Lucifer
He smells otherworldly. Ethereal. Something like spice and smoke and nighttime -- something untouchable and fleeting, that just leaves your heart longing, aching for more.
Mammon
Did you know that gold and silver don’t have scents? They don’t, and neither does Mammon. It’s why he’s so insistent on using perfumes and colognes -- he can’t just look the part, he needs to smell expensive. Like something vivid and dusky and intoxicating.
Levi
Sometimes, you think he smells like teakwood and ocean salt. Other times, like ice and snow -- his scent is refreshing, yet faint. Unusual. You won’t notice all the hidden undertones until you really get near to him.
Satan
A mixture of old books and something metallic. Warm cinnamon and the air right before a storm -- that sharp zing of ozone. Sends shivers down your spine and raises goosebumps on your flesh.
Asmo
He smells like first love. Cloying. Like brown sugar and citrus and sunshine and all things that seem good -- at first. But sugar turns sickly sweet and citrus rots and sunshine burns -- too much of his scent will leave your head spinning and your lungs aching. But isn’t it a pleasant burn?
Beel
He smells like your favorite comfort food. Like freshly baked bread and warm, hearty dishes. Alluring and rich, his scent makes you want more and more and more. You could spend an eternity breathing in his scent. It's never enough.
Belphie
He smells like vanilla and warm blankets and your favorite childhood stuffed animal. Faint traces of lavender and your safest memories. Makes your eyes all heavy and your thoughts all soft and fuzzy around the edges. What were you thinking about, before he enveloped you in his warmth? Does it even matter?
#if u squint u may notice that i tried to base them on their sins#thank u for this btw this is the first thing ive finished writing in weeks fgjjhg#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me headcanons#swd obey me#obey me hc#gnocchicanons#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor
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hc that anytime the brothers go up into the human world, their symbolic animals are naturally drawn to them, to the point where they will literally hone in on the demons locations and travel to the brothers in flocks. It doesn’t matter where they are -- the animals will find them. The brothers can (usually) control them and make them stay away, but Belphie in particular just does not, ever.
MC doesn’t find out about any of this until they all take a field trip to the human world. They’re in the heart of downtown Chicago, eating lunch at a cute cafe that Asmo insisted on going to (because apparently their desserts are Devilgram worthy). Levi has his nose buried in Devil Crossing, Beel is scarfing down food faster than Asmo can take pics of it, Mammon and Belphie are building a tower out of creamer cups, Lucifer and MC are behaving like normal adults, Satan is sneakily reading smut on his DDD or smth idk
Everyone is just having a grand ole’ family outing when suddenly, something outside of the window catches Lucifer’s eyes. He just kinda leans back in his chair, pinches the bridge of his nose and agitatedly sighs, “oh for fucks sake, Belphie, not again.”
And MC twists around in their seat to look out the window and it's just.
Cows. Cows everywhere.
It's chaos. They’re crowding the street, causing traffic jams and swarming around civilians and vehicles. There has to be at least 100 of them -- the cows are taking up the entire window view, standing shoulder to shoulder, peering in through the windows to get a glimpse of Belphie. He waves. The cows moo. Beel says “aw look, Belphie, they’re cheering for you!”
Mammon declares that if Belphie is allowed to have an army of cows, then he’s gonna amass a fleet of crows to steal things for him. Lucifer threatens to steal his kneecaps.
#satan's symbolic animal might be a unicorn but horses HATE him#however: llamas love him :)#cats love him too obvs but thats just because of how he is#everyone is p sure that horses were supposed to like him but something went wonky and it ended up being llamas#but seahorses seem to like him! :D#obey me#obey me shall we date#swd obey me#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#gonna be honest i dont even know if belphie's animal is a cow or a sloth#gnocchicanons
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