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pastery1 · 2 years

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Twisted Wonderland Tickle Hcs (part 2):

A/N: This won't hv any flashbacks to it, bc I don't feel like doing any of those anytime soon, and it won't fit w/ the hc.

SavanahClaw Dorm:

Leona Kingscholar:

He has an older brother, Falena, and a sister in law who he gets tickled by on a daily, and he has a nephew named, Cheka, who he tickles everytime he comes by. Cheka looks up to Leona, so Uncle Leona's tickles? Is a yes in his book. He always hated being tickled, so his brother plus his brother's wife's tickles, is a "get the fuck away from me, before I bite ur fingers off". Obviously, he's joking... He thought he would be safe from Falena's evil torture, since he has a son to tickle now, plus a wife who isn't as ticklish, but still could get giggling, later on, he was sadly mistaken. Now he has TWO evil tickle monsters and Cheka who tickles him from time to time. Let's not forget his dorm buddies. Ruggie usually tickles Leona w/o a warning, but if he realizes that the taller male has the advantage, he calls Jack to come defeat him. Jack obliges, making the Lion breathless. They get their fair share of tickles too. Ruggie, just bc he's an easy target, and Jack, only for revenge tickles. God forbid him ever tickling Jack just bc he felt like it. I understand that every lions/animals tails are rlly sensitive in the fanfiction life, but his are a killer death spot. Let someone pin his torso down on his stomach, while u hold his tail out straight, and just scrath at the base of his tail. That'll make him go berserk. His laugh sounds deadly, and after hearing it u don't wanna continue the torment, though, his reactions makes u wanna continue.

Jack Howl:

He grown up as an older brother of a sister and a brother, which means he can tickle them! YAY!!.... Wrong... he can only tickle his brother, bc his sister gets help through their parents. He would constantly spider his sharp nails across his brother's slender torso, making him squeal and kick. His brother enjoys being tickled, though, so it's not exactly torture. Since his brother's gotta be like 10 or smthing, Jack makes sure to give his brother a safeword, and only tickle him if his brother asks, which is mostly every day. He loves to embarrass ppl infront of their friends w/ tickles, like Leona, or Ruggie, or his brother. He doesn't like being tickled bc he doesn't wanna be taken down by a few tickles. Which means, he will, and I mean will, tickle u back if u ever try to tickle him w/o a reason. Ofc, he hates it and won't let u touch him if ur abt to tickle him, but if he tickles u knowing u hate it as well, he won't tickle u back has a sign of remorse. But he certainly aint gonna give up so easily just bc he tickled u, that be absurd. He tickled Ruggie once, infront of Kalim and Jamil by tickling his sides making the shorter male giggle and bat his hands away from him. This caused Kalim and Jamil to tickle gang up on Ruggie, knocking him over and pinning him down, making sure to get his death spot after they turn him into a giggling mess. He also tickled Leona infront of, Riddle, Cater, Deuce, Trey, Ace, Azul, Jade, and Floyd by tickling his lower back leading to the base of his tail, making the taller one arch and squeal. Which is ungodly for a great man like that. This caught the eye of everyone there, making them all coo, w/ Riddle pinning him down on his stomach, and Jack tickling the base of his tail. Ofc, Cater had to record it and send it to everyone he knew on Snapchat, and many more Social medias. Two days after Leona's torment, Ruggie and him realized that they had enough of Jack's evil torture and decided to tickle him back. His death spot has to be his palms, ig? I mean he is a lion, just think abt the prey he's been stalking and catching. I'm thinking outside the box, ok?! And his laugh is v out there and wild.

Ruggie Bucchi:

Omg, this baby boi is the cutest and most ticklish out of his dormitory. He didn't grow up w/ any siblings to tickle or be tickled by, his mom died, and his dad left and never came back, so those ppl were out of the question, as well. It's only his grandmother who tickles him, which he loves so v much. When he was younger he got tickled on the daily by his gma, but now she 's gotten older and he's gotten older so the tickling has died down for a short period of time. She occasionally just pokes his sides, and squeezes his knees when he sits down next to her. He rather ppl who's closer to him tickle him, that being said, his gma, Leona, and Jack. Once his dorm found out he was extremely sensitive, all hell broke lose. Honestly, you could say they summoned satan depending how much they tickle him a day. Does Ruggie care that he gets tickled more than once a day by his bsfs? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! And that's ok, bc Leona and Jack all made sure that the cute, little lion was comfortable around them after he said that he liked the affection. They don't shame in this house!!! He tickles ppl back only if he's comfortable w/ them as well, like Leona and Jack, and when he was younger he used to tickle his gma often which causes a tickle fight and him losing, obviously. He would ask for a safeword before he gets wrecked, so once he reached his limit, he could tell the ler when to stop. Now, again, Ik that every animal's ears are rlly sensitive according to fanfics, but his ears are FUCKING ticklish, like no jok, frfr, /srs! And his laugh is v enjoyable and adorable.

#lee #ticklish #anime tickle #anime #ler #tickle #tickle headcanons #twst wonderland #twst wonderland tickle #twst wonderland hc #twst wonderland tickle hc #Leona Kingscholar #Ticklish Leona #Jack Howl #Ticklish Jack #Ruggie Bucchi #Ticklish Ruggie

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jumping-joey1104 · 10 months

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Could I do a match up?

I really like drawing and I do it digitally. I’m a isfj. I really like Pokémon, deltarune and lucky star and I have a problem info dumping about it. I have autism and I hate it when ppl touch me without asking unless I’m comfortable with them.

Idk how to explain my style but it’s grunge-like! I’m also 5’5. I hate it when ppl play music in public without headphones and I don’t like it when ppl take my things without asking!

I’m mostly positive and I try my best to kind with others but I sometimes could act like a dick without realizing it. Other then that i don’t give two shits what’s happening. My love language is words of affirmation and gift giving! I love playing video games, I love my cats and my plushies!

Sorry if this a lot

Anon this is perfect you amazing person! Thanks for sending in a request!!

So, I see that you didn't specify what Fandom you wanted. Don't worry you helped me make my first rule!

And after consulting with the team (aka multiple wikis and fellow creepypasta Tumblrs) I have chosen your match-up!

BEN DROWNED

At first, meeting you was confusing. This dude barely understands voice tones and social cues... just barely

So your positive attitude and sometimes sarcastic behavior threw him for a loop

But him watching you play video games and seeing how you treat your pets helped him figure you out

Speaking of pets he absolutely adores your cats, even if they might not like him he still treat them like little goblins

Does not care what names they have, he'll give them names like "stinker" and "devil baby"

He'll be playing video games with you and just go "Baby man, little tiny baby man"

Ben also hates it when people touch him without asking, so he'll come off as cold sometimes but don't worry!

He absolutely loves recieving gifts and worries about not being able to give something back

So the way he'd show his affection is really just making sure you're ok and spoiling you with attention more than affection

I need to write my headcanons on the Creeps, but to me BEN is the gentle stoner dude that is constantly attatched to an electronic

So nine times out of ten you two would be playing video games, watching movies, or just doing something within reach of eachother

Romantically With him though?

He is constantly by your side, he's not clingy in the sense of always trying to hold onto you. But definitely wants to be in your presence all the time

Since the start of dating him he has like... 5 headphone jacks that branch off so you two can listen to videos together.

If you use pens to draw, he'll make sure you never run out of nibs... ever...

You don't know where he gets them but he'll gift you a ton of fan stuff from Pokémon and all your favorite games and TV shows

Never smokes around you, probably scared that you'll be grossed out by him so he tries to hide it

When you finally feel comfortable with him touching you he is ecstatic but still lets you make the first move.

This boy is scared to scare you, ok? He apologizes to the table leg when he stubs his foot.

But overall, dating him is like one long sleep over filled with gaming, unhealthy snacks, and him asking you to draw stuff for him all the time.

Any drawings you make for him he saves and makes it his home screen on all his electronics (Even on his 3D DS... no clue how..."

Definitely gets a bit jealous if you talk to other people, but never shows it. You'll be able to tell by the surplus of new stuff you get for your drawings and new headphones

#creepypasta #ben drowned #creepypasta matchup #creepypasta headcanon #I need to find the headcanons that I base the characters off #or write my own #both #both is good

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psychoticwillgraham · 23 days

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here’s the outline I have (so far) for the ghost au! it’s only got the bare bones of the plot outlined, and it’s mostly worldbuilding stuff bc I just can’t use the regular world as the setting for au’s apparently. this is definitely not everything and the time periods (like how many years Hannibal’s been a ghost) don’t make sense rn bc I haven’t done the math yet

basic plot

* Will is a semi famous ghost hunter (he has a yt channel and everything) who works with his team of Beverly, Price, Zeller, and Alana to investigate specific hauntings related to dead serial killers. basically, they pick a dead killer that’s been haunting a certain place (like their home) and attempt to communicate with them on camera. he asks them what their motivations were to kill, how they picked their victims, their general life story, and he basically profiles them after death and gives closure to the victims’ families. Will is known for this, because he’s always successful in interviewing the dead killers bc he can see and talk to ghosts and they’re naturally drawn to him and tend to trust him over any other living person. half of these interviews are never filmed or released to the public, bc this is a side gig and bc ppl are only interested in the bigger name killers.

* he’s normally called to a specific place anywhere in the US, normally by the victims’ families or a police department for cold cases and to confirm identities of the victims through the interview. he tends to favor doing the ‘small time’ calls like regional killers that only killed in a specific area or killers that were only known in the cities they hunted in. basically he’ll go anywhere and for any sort of killer. he’s able to empathize with each one bc of his hyper empathy.

* some spirits permanently haunt him and follow him wherever he goes bc they become attached to Will for various reasons. he normally allows the spirit to posses him, completely trusting them not to use his body to kill anyone, for various reasons, such as to lead the authorities to missing dead victims and to also truly understand them. the others are pretty much his PR team and the camera crew/editors, and the ppl who get him interviews, which he reviews the cases himself to put the final approval on them.

* the spirits that become attached to him will never physically harm or posses him except in extremely rare circumstances and instead choose to torment him mentally/emotionally and in his dreams and occasionally just fuck with his mind for funsies. basically, Will’s extremely fucked up from over a decade (he’d been doing it since he was 20 and he’s about 36 in this fic) of doing this, resulting in nobody wanting to interact with him bc they’re afraid the spirits will then haunt them as well. Alana eventually tries to make a move on him, but Hannibal (we’ll get to him in a minute) proceeds to sabotage her and even threaten to kill her (and he nearly does).

* he still works for Jack like in the show, being a consultant on cases but in those cases, the killer is still at large and he has to commune with the victims to catch them. this is easier said than done however, as most of the victims he talks to are either confused about why they’re ghosts, don’t remember anything, or just won’t talk until they feel like they can trust Will.

* obviously, the scientific and psychiatric communities are obsessed with him and constantly trying to force him to let them run tests on him or attempt to diagnose him, which never works and Will always threatens (but never does) to send the killer’s ghosts to fuck with them and drive them insane. Chilton however, doesn’t give a shit bc he doesn’t believe that Will can actually talk to ghosts and thinks he’s faking the possessions, so he tries to force Will into letting him psycho analyze him and hospitalize him so he can rlly see what makes Will the way he is (through extremely unethical experiments and non consensual medical procedures).

* Chilton is the only person he’s actually sent the ghosts to to fuck with him, never in physically harmful ways of course (even though he desperately wants to), but mostly through mundane ways such as knocking shit off of counters, moving furniture, fucking with his car, just super annoying things. but Chilton still doesn’t believe that the ghosts are haunting him, and just attributes the incidents to ‘bad luck’. obviously, Will has a lot of fun with this and it’s one of the only ways he can feel joy.

* he’s gained notoriety in the paranormal investigative community for his perfect accuracy and proven documented encounters, but doesn’t do it for the fame. he does it out of a sense of wanting to give justice to all of these victims and take the killers off the streets. but, like in the show, he’s really trying to keep his own murderous urges at bay and not let the killers manipulate him into killing/talking him into giving in to the urges. he manages for all that time, but Hannibal’s case? yeah, it fucks that up.

Hannibal’s role/the actual plot

* Will finally gets the opportunity to interview The Chesapeake Ripper, Hannibal, 30 years after his death (killed himself in front of the cops so he could go on his own terms). not because he wants to get justice for his victims, but because he idolized him as a kid and always wanted to meet him just so he could finally understand him for who he was, to find out why he was the way he was.

* Hannibal is an extremely powerful spirit (the longer you’re a ghost, the more powerful you are), and has tremendous influence over his environment (his house and his old office, and the office has been boarded up since his death) and the living, and can manipulate the living, even without possession, to do his bidding, which is why no other medium ever tries to communicate with him. the last time someone did, 15 years ago, he managed to possess a medium who had never managed to be possessed before this and completely overpower their mind, to commit a string of posthumous ripper murders. and Will is the only other medium who’s attempted to contact him bc he has a death wish I guess, and is extremely certain that he can resist Hannibal’s charms, and in the case of possession (if the spirit is dangerous, he won’t let them), can resist committing new murders for him. Yeah, that ends up being a lie.

* Secretly, Will hopes that Hannibal can overpower him and use him as a vessel to kill, so he can give in to his murderous urges, then claim that Hannibal forced his way into him and forced him to kill, therefore making him not able to be put in prison (bc this kind of thing is common in this au, and is basically like the insanity plea, only it actually works most of the time). He wants Hannibal to use his body to commit horrific acts so he can get away with it, and to finally Become who he’s really meant to be. The rational side of him fights Hannibal’s influence at every twist and turn and attempts to resist him with everything he has. But that dark part of him, the murderer inside of him, still hopes that Hannibal can control him.

* So basically, Will is constantly at war with both himself, the other spirits that follow and try to influence him every waking moment (once Hannibal bonds to him, the other spirits are forced into submission bc even they are deathly afraid of Hannibal, and Hannibal is considered to be one of the most evil killers of all time in this universe), and Hannibal himself. And Chilton, who Hannibal wants to kill for his aggressions against Will (and the attempted sexual assaults over the years), but Will manages to convince him to keep Chilton alive. Like in the show, Chilton just Can’t Die and is maimed and tortured extensively over the course of the fic, just bc Hannibal wants to punish him for the ‘sin’ of harassing Will.

the way ghosts work in this universe

* ghosts are extremely well documented to exist, and were proven to exist in the 80s, and are seen as god’s punishment to those who are unfit for both heaven and hell, doomed to haunt the living until they can move on (which most don’t, because they’re too evil for Hell). that’s just for irredeemable people though, and the average person won’t become a ghost unless they’re murdered or have very important unfinished business with the living. Those people are made ghosts to both atone for their sins when applicable, or to truly change the world around them by influencing major world events. or sometimes, God just wants to fuck with someone. they normally don’t have to be ghosts for very long though, it’s just God’s way of having fun with humanity.

* Hannibal however, will never have a chance to move on due to him being too evil for both heaven and hell, as most serial killers won’t either. His sole goal of his afterlife is to cause as much chaos, carnage, and suffering as he can as a result of both God and the Devil rejecting him, so he takes it out on humanity. Ghosts can still keep up with current events, so when Will first becomes famous, Hannibal immediately takes notice and watches him slowly go insane from the work he does, and sees him as the perfect vessel to commit his crimes.

* Depending on how powerful they are, ghosts can appear to the living as ‘solid’, as in a human body, only with the slightest transparency, and interact just fine with the physical world around them, which is what makes the oldest ones extremely dangerous. so yes, this is an excuse for ghost porn bc I make the rules, and yes there’s gonna be possession porn.

* on exorcists: they’re real in this, but are generally seen as a joke, and ghosts LOVE to fuck with them and possess them and make them do embarrassing things and also scare them out of the profession.

* the vast majority of ghosts are peaceful, and mean no harm. the violent ones are few and far in between, and only a small minority are serial pranksters, normally children and teenaged spirits, but the pranks are harmless.

* children are taught to fear ghosts from the earliest possible point in their lives, and scared into acting good lest they sin and be denied entrance into heaven. Will however, comes from a family of witches and mediums (bc he was born in Louisiana and magic is ingrained into everyday life there), and his mother was a medium.

* there’s mediums, who can actually communicate with the dead, and those who are only able to see them. there are also, extremely rarely, those who can see the future (only a few people are born every generation that are truly prophets), but it’s never more than five years into the future. in this fic, there’s only one prophet who actually matters to the plot, and it’s Abigail.

* Will saves Abigail from her father, Hobbs, but he continues to haunt both of them, since Abigail is both a prophet and a medium (not all prophets are mediums, and not all mediums are prophets)

#Will’s fic ideas

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traumxrei-archive · 2 years

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aaaaaaaaaa i'm glad i'm not being a bore with my octopus infodump ksldjfkfsjd

azul just struggling during beans day and running around trying to keep up with jack despite the constant threat of flatlining is somewhat, funny sick 😂 the imagery of just, azul looking ragged, panting and wheezing as he tries to break into a sprint, feet dragging and looking like he's about to trip and eat shit at any moment.

jade just carries an aed everywhere with him just in case azul's heart starts going funny...

but also it somewhat, makes me feel bad... if azul's cardiovascular system is that trash he should really follow a modified pe programme... vargas pls... 😔

that being said, i personally would imagine that he will be careful not to push himself too much? since you'd think he'd be able to feel when his heart is about to fail (feeling faint, shortness of breath, etc..)

i'm not fish enlightened so i'm not sure how an octopus would recover from their heart stopping (maybe it just, kickstarts by itself if the octopus ceases activity? i'm not sure... maybe the branchial hearts eventually revives the systemic/main heart? aye...)

though supposedly an octopus can have its main heart stop for over an hour without any negative side effects...

it's sort of, eerie. to imagine azul in pe class or just, going through a busy day. and everything is fine at first glance, but when you take a closer look, you realise he's almost not breathing. and he wouldn't have a pulse...

on another note, in people, your heart stopping completely (flatline aka an asystole) isn't exactly, a situation you would want to be in.

iirc an aed (or defibrillators in hospitals) doesn't shock a stopped heart back to life, in fact it's the opposite: it stops the (irregularly beating) heart so that you can reset it to a normal rhythm. so it's used during cardiac arrest caused by the heart beating out of rhythm/erratically (not stopped completely), like too fast or too slow (among others).

an asystole is generally irreversible in people... so unfortunately jade zapping azul would do little to help...

speaking of jade, i find it fascinating that (some) moray eels have glass (-like) teeth. morays have got to be some of my favourite sea creatures, they're just so goofy looking with their mouth constantly open like :V

(and also, goodness, i'm flattered that you enjoy my silly illustrations 😂 porridge leona has confronted me to the mortifying ordeal of being perceived 😂😂)

(the continuation of this)

IM SO SORRY THIS REPLY TOOK SO LONG FALSE !! i got caught up in the event so ur ask got pushed down im very sorrryyy T^T pls forgive meeee aaaaa

also im so sorry for putting the idea in ur brain *wheeze* but azul just d wording n then getting up again like everything's fine is just. peak comedy to me.

lmao n then jade explaining that he has an aed lisence just for these types of situations– (everyone getting shocked that the dude who beats ppl up carried a thing that helps ppl not die in certain situations–)

alsp yea. vargas probably doesnt understand mer-biology, like he thinks everything translates smoothly bc of the potion even tho they retain some animal characteristics fjfjfjfjjsjs

yea maybe they have a magical explanation as to how azul walks around with a stopped heart, he probably feels it happening and can either get himself to the nurse or since he's been living with it all his life, he probably has a spell for helping regulate his heart shdhdjfj (it's no use to him when he's dog tired like he was in beansfest tho T^T)

OH MY GOD YES. THE GLASS TEETH– i hc that the tweels aren't fully one type of moray, actually they've probably got a mix of creatures in them so them having glass teeth in their mer form...it makes them deadlier bc you gotta watch out for the teeth you can AND can't see (like the pharyngeal jaws. i keep thinking abt their pharyngeal jaws and i can't sleep at night)

also yes morays are so cute i just wanna squish one despite the fact that it'd probably chomp my hand off–

and speaking of their mouths going :V I THINK ABT THE CLEANING SHRIMPS N MORAYS' MUTUALISTIC RELATIONSHIP– it's so cute bc floyd calls us "little shrimpy" so it's kinda like we became his little cleaning shrimp esp if we worked at mostro lounge,,, we keep things clean n he proteccs us from potential danger !!

(ITS OK TO BE PERCIEVED !! kinda scary at first but ppl do b staring n loving ur art <3 (it's me, i'm people) and keep up the good work wooo)

#/trau replies #/pointedly foolish #/moots <3 #you could say that jade is #moray-lly grey #badum tsssssss #leave me n my animal puns alone-#azul ashengrotto #floyd leech #jade leech #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland headcanons

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jaynovz · 3 years

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Black Sails night with Lauren @boatsfordays

2.3

Miranda gives James Don Quixote: -Lauren starts singing the man of la mancha(1972)- “I actually hate that show”

Vane’s crew “that guy needs a shower... yeah I don’t think those are purposeful dreadlocks”

Ned Lowe talking about how Vane is the one you don’t fuck with

Lauren: thank you for noticing that I’m a bad bitch

about Vane and Eleanor “Oh he’s conflictedddd. tough pirate side doesn’t want to but lover boy side wants to win her over”

about MaxAnne sex scene re: cunnilingus “her face is uhhh not low enough for that. I mean I know it’s acting but...”

Flint and Silver going ashore “Oh is it just the two of them together on shore? ohhh this is where the ship really starts to sail huh? I seeeee” (indeeeeed)

“Max is calling Vane out how he’s simping in 4k”

Flint: He must be removed from that fort:

“ohhh boy I don’t think that’s gonna happen. and Flint doesn’t know about that other captain that’s giving her trouble that Vane is trying to fix”

James opens door to Miranda “he looks so confused lol”

“he look so young without his beard”

about Miranda “she being sus”

Hornigold: how can you stand so close to him knowing what he’s done and sooner or later you’ll be next?

Lauren: cuz he wants to fuck.

Silver: five million pieces of eight

Lauren: nah it’s ass reasons

about the fort nonsense “Flint does Not want to deal with this right now, he is so annoyed”

about Jack failing to get a new crew “just stay in the brothel, live a happy brothel life. You’re doing so well there!”

“There’s a lot of simping happening in this show. it causes ppl to make questionable decisions” (listen you’re not wrong)

about Jack and Vane public reconciliation: “Jack’s like ‘I dunno if I should be excited or terrified. I’m a little afraid of getting my heart broken, please don’t break my heart sir.’ are they gonna hug, are they gonna make out. OH THEY HUGGED IT HAPPENED”

about James “he does not look like a good kisser” (RUDE)

about Toby Stephens/Flint “listen here’s the thing, I support him, no okay I do not support him, but like, red head solidarity. But like, I can’t. He looks like my father, that’s what my dad looks like. His like freckle situation is the same freckle situation as my dad. It’s never gonna happen” (I was fucking LOSING IT)

“Everybody wants to be at sea, why?? it’s scary”

about new low “what is going on with his teeth”

“They don’t play music on the action scenes and it makes them way scarier”

“Eleanor are you still sure this is the business you want to be in?”

“Vane def had that ‘I’m bout to get LAID’ look in his eye”

“Why does everyone want to sail?? they had a good thing goin”

“Jack needs Max to show him her ways so he can be better at sex. Jack needs a teaching session” (lmaooooooooo)

(Lauren is cheering for the MaxAnneJack ot3)

“Everyone is getting laid this episode... except for Flint” (I meannnn James got laid in the flashback)

About Flint and Silver: “Is it time for them to fuck now? I mean this is the fuck episode, everybody simping in 4k”

“I guess not... Flint is still upset that he’s stuck with Silver as his new right hand man. Silver has too much sass for him, he’s too young. Flint is not here for it” (BAHAHAHAHA Lauren’s commentary is always So Interesting)

Flint speech “is he LYING to them AGAIN. This motherfucker”

“Oh god he’s goin after Vane, this is not good, don’t do it”

“Oh Flint has nice handwriting”

about Flint and Vane “Why can’t they just be friends??”

2.4

“I still don’t like Flint, I don’t want him to succeed. He has not done anything to make me like him.” (HARSH but I get it)

“This is so stressful, I would not want to live this life”

MaxAnneJack morning after “many feet! they had a good time”

“More peen! they like to show his peen don’t they, that’s the second time” (this is about Jack naked LOL)

“My prediction is that Jack is going to be the key to all this, the one to devise a plan and take Flint down. Jack is my favorite character btw”

“Yeah Vane sucks but he’s not a manipulator. He’s straightforward, you know what he’s about--super violent and kinda rash but he’s not a liar.

But Flint is like a big time liar and manipulator (Me: so is Silver) yeah but he’s not the Captain, he’s just tryna get by, survive, make some money and maybe get his dick wet” (BAHAHAHHA that’s... not a bad summary)

“stupiddd... stupid men oh my god”

(Me: I’m really fascinated that you like Vane more than Flint, I wonder if that will change)

“Well, there’s some honor among pirates and Vane understands that and Flint does NOT”

Do you see me as the villain here? convo: “Yeah you are the villain sir. but it’s okay he wants to fuck the villain. Sorry... I just like viewing everything through a horny lens” (pffffft eyes emoji)

“I like this trio. I want them all to be happy and I want them to succeed more than anyone” (about MaxAnneJack)

“His hair is so curly and clean wtf”

“Jack has so many conflicted feelings about Max, I mean I don’t blame him. She’s fuckin his girl but also she’s helping him.”

about Alfred Hamilton, “-sarcastic- well doesn’t he look like a pleasant person”

‘James is like ‘don’t do it ho don’t do it’ and Thomas is like ‘I did it’ ” (about Thomas telling his dad about the pardons)

“I mean... I agree with him too but it’s not gonna go well” (about James talking shit at Alfred Hamilton)

About shelling the fort “Flint listen to Mr. Scott, he’s right. You better back down sir but I know you’re not going to... oh god, he can’t. oh godddddd”

Lauren’s larger thoughts right now:

“Okay okay so Flint and Silver are both manipulators, but they’re in different ways right?”

“Okay so we know what’s up with Silver right? He wants to get rich, he’s not a man in power, he’s just the cook, he’s not responsible for the good of the crew. Okay he has some power but it’s subtle. He wants to get his money and get out. And I can sort of like... I get that, that’s forgivable to me. He’s a sneaky little shit who’s going to keep doing sneaky little shit things.”

“But FLINT. He’s in power, he has so much responsibility, and he’s using his crew for his own purposes. He’s like, lying to them constantly and using them and he killed his best friend. It’s really shitty, like way shittier to me. He’s so like... dishonorable.”

#black sails #lauren black sails commentary #maxanne #maxannejack #silverflint #thoughts #I'm impressed at some of these observations on her very first watch #I know she's going to read this tho so I can't elaborate too much cuz spoilers #but I am impressed lauren #vanerackham

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kyutown · 3 years

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Hiiii omg I've never done this before please tell me if this is okay huhu

Can I request for a ship with txt, enha and, svt ☺️

I'm an 02 liner, Libra, and an infp. I'm in college now in a special program studying media and entertainment and I'm due for my masters degree in three years!! (Omg pls root for me it's so tiring). I'm also 159 cm so I'm pretty short.

Idk why but I've always been in a crowd where I'm always the maknae, I skipped grades and always hung out with my sister's friends. But that doesn't mean I'm super sweet and cute tho. I actually think I'm more of a stereotypical intellectual. I know a bunch of random facts about things and I like talking about random stuff too. (like I once pretentiously responded to an invite to drink with smth like 'no thank you I'm okay, I don't particularly want to ingest ethanol into my bloodstream right now'. I constantly try not to sound like a some know it all smarty-pants tho cause ppl might get offended 😅

Oh I talk ALOT like,, there are days when I need to be left alone and won't even respond but most of the time I like talking and sharing stuff with people.

I dislike hugs (huhu I'm trying to learn ) and just about any form of physical intimacy when I receive it but also secretly crave it (yes I'm self aware but I can help it aaaaah) ok maybe not dislike, I just don't know what to do with affection.

Idk if this is a thing but my love language is quality time and acts of service. I'm also like a pretty reserved person most of the time and then will go all out in one go.

Also don't know if this is very helpful but I sing and dance and produce music on the side (?) and I'm in a group 😅 I also like to physical activities and workout pretty often.

It's been brought up that I'm a jack of all trades type of person but I also don't have my main thing which means I have many hobbies here and there. I just like to try everything!! Like I can be drawing then baking then making a table in the same day.

That's about all I can think of rn. I'm sorry if this was so long. I hope it was comprehensive enough 😭

I hope you don't mind and feel burdened by this,, thank you so much!!! I'm looking forward to your thoughts ☺️

hi! thank you for responding!

for txt, i think taehyun would be a good match with you! taehyun would enjoy talking with you! he would always have weird but fun conversations with you! i feel like he would know weird, useless facts (it might also be informative facts) and would always enjoy the random facts you tell him. he would be very smart like you and would enjoy talking with you! he would also be the listener and would love listening to you even if you talk a lot!

for enhypen, i think jake would fit you well! jake would be the type of person who would enjoy spending quality time with you! he would sing and dance with you and would enjoy all of the hobbies you like! he would like to try new things and would draw with you, bake with you, sing songs with you and would love having conversations with you! he would also be sweet, considerate and understanding so he would respect the fact that you dislike hugs.

for seventeen, i think woozi would pair nicely with you! he would be the one who would sing, dance and would produce with you! he is a producer and i feel like he would enjoy doing things related to music with you! he would love to be inspired by you and would enjoy it when he is your inspiration. you guys would love to play song covers and make songs together from the beats to the lyrics, it would be meaningful as you guys make it together!

also im rooting you!! ill be here cheering you on! i hope only good things come your way and just know you can always come here to message me when you feel stressed or just when you need someone to talk to!

#kpop #kpop imagines #kpop ships #txt #txt imagines #enhypen imagines #enhypen ships #txt ships #enhypen #seventeen imagines #seventeen ships #seventeen

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birlcholtz · 4 years

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hey if you’re still doing rarepairs - how about coach bittle w george martin?

i feel like i don’t know enough about sports to accurately portray their relationship BUT LET’S GIVE IT A GO ANYWAY. as always if other ppl have more hcs they want to add on feel free!! i love seeing what y’all come up with!!!

i’m torn between them meeting in college and them meeting when bitty’s in college (infidelity is NOT my jam so dw about that, we’re doing handwavey magic shit), so let’s do both! pick ur own adventure, i have HCs for them as a couple at the end that work no matter what the origins are

#1: meeting in college (im estimating in the mid-late 80s if u want to envision an Aesthetic. i googled when title ix was passed for this. 1972 if ur wondering)

rick has never been much of a ‘winter sports’ guy, and the whole idea of voluntarily stepping into a building with a massive fucking sheet of ice in the middle is NOT his jam

naturally they meet at a mixer bc come on this is college sports we’re talking about. george is wearing heels that make her taller than rick who’s instantly heart-eyes for this tall hockey player with a tight ponytail who says people call her ‘george’ and has a look on her face that dares him to make some comment about it being a man’s name. he definitely makes some sort of comment about being from georgia when she says her name and then definitely is internally like ‘why did i say that wtf get it together’

also if you don’t think richard bittle drinks his respect women juice then ur WRONG

so they hang out at this party for a while like half-flirting and it is unfortunately cut short because george has to take her VERY drunk friend back to her dorm. but on her way out she’s like hmm maybe you should come to a hockey game sometime :) and rick is like hmm maybe i will

george doesn’t actually expect him to follow through on it but sure enough, next home women’s hockey game, rick is THERE. he cheers for the whole team but he cheers the loudest for george and ALL of george’s teammates are like oooOOOOoOooOOo who’s THAT and then chirp her

so obviously they go to each other’s games constantly until one of them actually asks the other one out

#2: meeting while bitty’s in college, under the cut bc holy shit LONG

coach comes up to PVD for a couple of days the summer after The Kiss because he loves his son and wants to make sure he’s doing okay

at first it’s just a couple of days because bitty is understandably a bit wary but literally the day coach gets there they have a big talk and things turn out okay and bitty asks if he wants to stick around a little longer, bitty and jack can show him around PVD and introduce him to some of the falcs (coach was already sold on the idea of playing tourist for a week or so w his son and his son’s pro athlete boyfriend but now he’s EXTRA sold holy shit), maybe drive up to samwell and bitty can unlock the haus and give him a tour, y’know, bc coach hasn’t been to family weekend before

so that’s what they do. there’s an impromptu family skate bc i love those, everyone meets coach and there are more than a few side comments to jack about sucking up to the future in-laws

and THIS is where richard bittle meets georgia martin. once he finds out she’s a gm they have a loooooooong discussion about bigotry in sports and talk about their diff experiences being a coach vs a manager, high school versus pro, they find out they both played sports in college, it’s absolutely fascinating to both of them and they literally talk for over an hour and exchange emails so they can keep discussing approaches and strategies even once coach has left

i’m sure both of them have restrictions on what they can and can’t use work emails for so let’s say they’re personal emails just bc i don’t want to deal with those restrictions

and thus rick and george: sports pen pals BEGINS

they send each other articles and have ridiculously long threads about diff scenarios they want to be ready for and there are plenty of tangents about drafts and olympic teams and all-star games and things like that, and etc etc etc feelings happen

OKAY ON TO HCS

they run together OBVIOUSLY

‘if i don’t have to dress up i’m wearing athleisure end of discussion’

they both like fancy watches and it’s becoming a problem because they keep giving them to each other. neither of them has enough wrists for all of these wristwatches unless they’re gonna pull a chad in high school musical and wear multiple watches on one arm

george has really thick hair and likes to pull her hair back pretty tightly so of course sometimes her hair ties break. coach carries extras in his many pockets (because if he’s not wearing athleisure or dressing up he’s wearing cargo shorts. you know i’m right) for this exact reason

they’re both the type of people who WANT to be morning people but are kind of............... not. but that won’t stop them from trying

coach totally makes dad jokes and george always rolls her eyes but is also trying not to laugh (and sometimes she fails)

george is still taller than coach in heels and coach is still into it

#coach/george #fun with rarepairs #omgcp

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ziracona · 4 years

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How many people were tested just for others anyway? Gordon's wife and daughter, Daniel (the wiki says it was also for shoplifting but he was 16 so I call bs), literally everyone except Lynn and her husband in Saw III, and my memory past 3 is fuzzy but that one lying author's wife comes straight to mind. They weren't being tested for whatever John pretended his survival of the fittest policy was they were terrorized tortured and/or killed for basically nothing but the pain of the target.

Anon you’re so valid TuT

ITS TRUE AND WE SHOULD ALL SAY IT!!! Also, I wrote this little part last, bc I just wanted to give fair warning that I went blind into a rage and wrote threethousand words about how much I hate John Kramer, full of very terrible language and spoilers for Saw 1-6, because I go that fucking feral at the sound of his name, and I can’t make everyone scroll past that so I’m putting most of it under the cut, but even if you decide you justifiably fear that rant and don’t read it, just know you are incredibly valid, and John can eat shit and die. Rant start:

John did that bullshit constantly! He would over and over put 1 (one) man he personally wanted to watch suffer on trial and sacrifice /scores/ of people for no reason. No trap, no way to escape, at someone else’s mercy completely or maybe with 0 chance even there bc JOHN KRAMER IS A SACK OF SHIT.

He kills a house full of drug addicts in two, mostly just bc his wife worked w drug addicts and John hates drug addicts, and even though Amanda was in their literal exact same position she does jack shit to stop him and just watches people slowly have their organs deteriorate and start coughing up blood around her!! Including fucking Daniel! Who got an antidote but like, at the 11th hour. Do y’all even understand how biology works John and CO??? If you neutralize a poison after it has deteriorated parts of organs it might save your life but itS NOT A FUCKING HEALTH POTION. Poor Daniel Matthews probably will only live to be like forty tops if he’s super lucky because of that. And he did NOTHING!!! He had shoplifted bc he was going through a teen phase but he’s like sixteen! Everyone was dumb as shit as a teenager, and most people shoplift at some point in their life! It does not earn you slow deterioration of your organs! Poor kid not only watched a man burned to death in an oven, dude have his brains blown out, girl die of prolonged organ failure, and more shit, he himself /killed/ a man as a sixteen year old child to save Amanda Young because he’s got a good heart and is a good person, and that shit is awful! It’s traumatic to kill someone at any age, but as a teenager? And then he got knocked out by her and thrown in a tiny locked safe, tied up and gagged, and kept alive by an oxygen tank in an enclosed space after that massive trauma for or AT LEAST 24 HOURS ! He did NOTHING. It was all just a long-con sacrifice to get Eric Matthews to a specific location. Eric did some real shit, but god, even after everything Daniel did for Amanda and all John’s talk of innocents, neither of them ever even tell Eric he lived! Amanda just locks him up, fights, beats him to she thinks death, and then John keeps him locked up and isolated in a cell for months, only to make him choke himself slowly in a test he doesn’t actually get to participate in to keep a friend from being electrocuted. It’s all kinds of fucked.

Even Jeff did nothing worse than be depressed and obsessive and unavailable to his kid, all Lynn did was have a boyfriend after she and he separated (and tbh the only reason John took her was bc he wanted a doctor and hated her for being one of the docs who told him he had cancer bc John is a pettyass hypocritical stupid sack of shit!) I’m VIBRATING with hatred. Lynn was just a pawn in Amanda’s test! It never mattered if she kept John alive! It only mattered if Amanda decided to fucking shoot her!!! She did her task and died and JOHN KNEW THERE WAS A HIGH PROBABILITY AMANDA WOULD KILL HER AND DID NOTHING TO STOP IT BC JOHN CARES ABOUT NO ONE BUT HIMSELF THE FUCKING WORTHLESS LITTLE WORM.

And the other victims in 3 are a poor college student who ran over someone on accident and feels massive guilt already and served jail time for it who gets his fucking limbs and then head all twisted off while begging for his life because JOHN KRAMER IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND SO IS JEFF TBH. BUT NOT AS BIG OF ONE. The poor girl who is stung up naked in a freezer and sprayed repeatedly with water till she is encased in ice and dead literally just saw the hit and run and ran away bc she was scared!!! Not to mention Jeff’s other kid who gets kidnapped and locked up as collateral! Even if she’s not hurt that’s FUCKING TRAUMATIZING FOR A YOUNG CHILD. And Allison Kerry did nothing wrong! Amanda kills her in the Angel trap literally just bc she’s investigating them! When he targets a detective John’s always like “Ho ho he, I am putting you on trial bc you are obsessed with your work” LIKE, BITCH NO SHE FUCKIN AINT SHE DOIN HER GODDAMN JOB AND U DON”T WANT TO GET CAUGHT YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT JUST LOOKING AT YOUR FACE CAUSES ME TO PRODUCE SO MUCH EXCESS EPINEPHRINE I COULD BOTTLE IT AND SAVE IT FOR LATER. I swear to god, if I had a grenade and I was in the room trapped with a still breathing John Kramer, I would kill pull the pin and take us both! FUCK I would pull the pin and then french kiss the grenade as thanks for letting me see that sack of shit go right to hell!

I don’t remember all of four bc it was really terrible, so I don’t have a lot of thoughts there except woof, but there was a lot of bullshit. Like John’s lawyer who did nothing but try to talk to him about finances enough it pissed John off got kidnapped, won his first game, and then got kidnapped again BC THAT SHIT HEAD SURE NEVER KEEPS EVEN HIS OWN GODDAMNED WORD and was made pawn in the game and then shot bc he didn’t have a chance to save himsefl!!!

In Saw one, also, again, Adam was never being tested. He was just a pawn too. It was Gordon who got to decide to kill him or not, and ADAM LIVED TO SIX OR WHENEVER THE FUCK THE TIME WAS AND JOHN STILL LEFT HIM TO DIE BECAUSE HE”S A HYPOCRITICAL PIECE OF SHIT!!!! And he’s not interesting enough for Johns MASSIVE brainshlong that obviously is so full of right ideas and enlightenment you MICROPENISEDtrulyIDIOTIC self-centered human garbage! He only took Adam at all bc he was there! He said the reason was Adam was pathetic! ADAM WAS DOING HIS BEST YOU CRUSTY ASS RED ROBED TURTLE LOOKIN MOTHERFUCKER. He was a freelance photographer in New Jersey in his early 20s during an economic collapse, and still nice enough to be taking care of stray cats you FUCKING sack of dogshit!

And Gordon? All he did was tell John he had cancer! He was cheating on his wife too, but like, the reason John picked him was that!!! HE THOUGHT!! GORDON SOUNDED TOO COLD WHEN HE TOLD HIM HE HAD CANCER I FUCKING HATE JOHN KRAMER SO MUCH. John Kramer really will see someone smile not as big a smile as he thought they should have given him and be like: “Yo, is anyone going to corkscrew their eyeballs off?” and not even wait for an answer. I fuuuuukning hate him. And that little shitface thought it was somehow chill to order someone else to kill Gordon’s wife and eight year old child who had done JACK SHIT wrong ever if Gordon wasn’t willing to brutally murder a kid in his early 20s who had done nothing wrong????! WHAT THE FUCK. Mr. KRamer.. QUICK QUESTION. WHAT. THE. FUCK. You self-righteous, self-centered, pretentious, pettyass, sadistic motherfucking goddamn worthless excuse for anything!

In five he’s finally dead so I can : ) once. BUT HE STILL FUCKS UP SHIT FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. SO I’m STILL MAD. All the people Hoffman kills are ppl John told him to, so HE STILL MOTHERFUKIN RESPONSIBLE. In 5 it’s a bunch of people responsible kind of for deaths of people in a low-income neighborhood. One guy was paid to torch an abandoned building, and eight people died in the fire, but he didn’t know anyone was there and feels terrible. He thought it was vacant, it was just arson. Another is a journalist who found out about the arson, and didn’t break the story bc guy 1’s father bribed him. There’s a fire inspector who learned the truth and was bribed by the guy’s dad not to tell too. A city planner who was bribed into selling permits for the land. And Brit, who was the girl who paid for the arson, bc she wanted to make an apartment complex, and maybe actually knew about the 8 people and might have deserved some real payback–it’s unclear???? Regardless. I want to add that the cops had been investigating, had a strong case, and were about to arrest them and hold these people accountable in a legal manner, which John knew bc HOFFMAN WAS IN HIS POCKET, and John so hated the idea of them facing justice justice, he kidnapped them. The fire inspector got dragged into saw blades by her throat and torn apart, the journalist died to a nail bomb, and the city planner got electrocuted in a bathtub. The two who made it had their arms split down the middle up to the elbow to let enough blood out to save them. I cannot. Just.

Anyway. In six, again at DEAD JOHN WHO WON”T QUIT FUCKING EVERYTHING UP’s request, a ‘game’ is played and William Easton (one of my fave protagonists bc he’s a piece of shit but damn if he didn’t have a real glow up in forty-five minutes) is thrown into a hell circuit.

And so, undeservingly, is like, EVERYONE he fucking knows! His janitor Hank is first up. Target for…what was it? OHhhhhh right. He smokes. That was why. That makes so much sense john I’m sorry I doubted you PSYCH I CAN"T EVEN SAY IT AS A JOKE I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE IN MY MOUTH JOHN QUICK Q? WHAT THE FUCK? oh wait it’s because your an ABSOLUTE BASTARD. You would think I would get desensitized but no. It just. It’s fuel on the flame of my rage.

William Easton and the janitor, Hank, are hooked into something that slowly tightens and crushes their ribs any time they take a breath, and whoever doesn’t die first gets to live, and poor goddamn Hank smoked so ofc he can’t outlast a healthy dude in his 30s and John crushes his ribs just to make William watch someone die. Then he makes William pick which of two people to save in trial 2. MEANING HE GODDAMN STRAIGHT UP KIDNAPPED THESE TWO TOTALLY FINE WITH EITHER DYING, IN FACT WITH THE SOUL PURPOSE BEING TO DIE bc who cares about them right John? You fucking pretentious self-righteous creep! I have a year of the Pig teddy bear I named after Peter Strahm JUST for the FUCKING satisfaction of knowing John would hate that bc he was so into year of the motherfucking pig. ANyway. Plot again. Poor file clerk at Williams firm and the poor secretary are the two targets, and literally they did jack shit!!! They work for shitty lawyers but all they do is clock in to a 9-5 and file shit!! They are literally just there to rub it in William’s face that insurance policies aren’t fair bc according to them, one of the humans is worth more than the other bc health and age, but uuuuh oohhh William the older one with health issues is p hard to kill face to face bc you know her and she has kids and the young healthy man in his early 20s family is dead and he doesn’t have friends which means according to John he is worth less bc JOHN DOES THINK YOU CAN CHOOSE BETWEEN LIVES and all of this is here just bc John somehow thought it would be fun to fucking WIN A GODDAMN “I’M RIGHT” ARGUMENT WITH A LAWYER at the expense of brutally hanging a human being with barbed wire!!!

Sidebar–if John Kramer was a real human being, I would go yearly on a fucking pilgrimage to his grave just to SPIT on his stupid corpse. I HATE HIM SO MUCH.

K so young man dies. Then test 3 his attorney dies too, I don’t know much about her, except she is just there to make William feel like shit and they were into each other, and she tries to kill William after he gets hurt trying to save her bc he has the key to her trap in his stomach or chest idr, but she doesn’t get the key in time and dies, and then test 4 he finds his associates strapped to a carousel with a shotgun that picks one at random and blows off their head, and has to let all but two of them get gunned down and choose which two not to kill. And again, they’re kind of shittyass lawyers, but uh. Yeah. To save two, he has to let this huge piece of metal rip through his hand, but William does it and destroys his hand to save the two he can, and suffers picking while they all beg him to pick them bc John wanted to see him suffer picking between human lives again because he’s a goddam self-centered stuck up jerk who vales human life less then admiring his ugly ass dick in the mirror every day and pretending he’s a member of Mensa, the evil utterly irredeemable sack of shit. Anyway, at the end, William has never had a chance to live or die at all! And John was literally just torturing him for fun and killed /all/ those people not even for a test for William but /solely/ to make him suffer bc human lives DON"T MATTER ONE FUCKING IOTA to JOHN SHITASS KRAMER. WHO JUST WANTED TO WIN. AN INTELLECTUAL ARGUMENT. POST-MORTEM. BECAUSE he’s THAT kind of shittyass, pretentious, sanctimonious, better than thou, always right, incapable of wrong, smartest fucking asshole in the room man!!! I bet he doesn’t ever wash his hands when he takes a piss! I KNOW IT! FUCK John Kramer!

ANd OH! William gets killed by a kid who hates him bc he turned down their father’s insurance policy fraudulently, knowing he would die of an illness without the money. BC William was terrible. Which is /so/ great for that fucking teenager! Killing someone horribly with acid while you watch them die and their body be melted! And they beg you not to do it and apologize on the other side of bars, already beat to shit, and plead for forgiveness, and your mom begs you not to, and the dude’s sister sobs and begs you not to!!! SO GOOD! Way to go john you FUCKING CUNT, they definitely value their lives now you goddamn motherfucking souless sack of shit!

I-I don’t even have the energy to do the other Saw movies or go back over the other victims in Saw one WHO DID NOTHING WRONG. John just hated them!!! BC HIS WIFE KNEW THEM! In most cases! John just fucking hates drug addicts! OK u know what here’s the short version even if I can’t do them justice rn bc I’m pissed!!! One guy got sliced to death on razor wire for cutting when he was depressed bc John is a piece of shit, one got burned to death after walking on glass for hours bc John doesn’t believe in invisible illnesses and if you’re walking you must be healthy, oh yeah! And the fucking dude Amanda killed in her first trial was just a drug addict! Going to a recovery clinic! He never had a chance to live on his own bc the only choice was if Amanda would cut open his intestines and sift through him for a key while he was awake but too drugged to move or not, and she did! Didn’t even get to plead for his life! ANyway!!!! Fucking as far as I can tell all Zep did was work at the goddamn hospital! He WENT OUT OF HIS WAY TO BE NICE TO JOHN and told other people he was a cool dude!!! He was just a janitor!!! WHAT THE FUCK???

I just. God. I hate everything about John Kramer. The way he talks makes me so LIVID I change color like a goddamned chameleon. He is so ready to argue his stupid shitty fucking ethics with anyone who breathes in a ten mile radius. Shithead John over here will strap you to a table and make you listen to him talk about how it’s not his fault he poisoned two people and gave them one antidote and a bunch of knives and one of them came out dead, and his hands are clean and people don’t value their lives so they should die while he watches eating fucking cereal I am just–I am so glad John has cancer? Like, the idea of Saw sans John having cancer is unbearable, because I am so afraid the writers would never let him die and we would never be free of the human cancer that is John. The only human being on the planet that has ever been able to make me root for the cancer. But boy in that one and only regard, John is special.

I hate him so much it is unbelievable. Like. I can’t even put it into words. THe pure, unbridled fury I feel when I hear John say, “D’oh ho ho, but I, with these two little handies of mine, hath never pulled the gun’s trigger! Got you there! Where is your science! Where is your god! I am no murderer! I heal people! By sawing off their faces! You just do not understand, oh poor unenlightened human that you are. May you be strapped to a machete car and blessed with my wisdom 😔” I absolutely lose control of 90% of normal human functionality, and all that I have left is righteous justice and bloodlust. It’s unbelievable.

Whichever one of you god-mode-brain peeps made that post saying Eric Matthews had the hardest test in the whole Saw franchise because he had to sit and listen to John Kramer talk for two hours was a GODDAMNED HERO and if you contact me and prove the tumblr account is yours I will paypal you ten dollars and a personalized note thanking you for the joy that gave me because I just really hate John Kramer that FUCKING MUCH. I would cut off my own toes to be able to have something to shove down John Kramer’s throat to make him stop. talking.

There are a lot of things in this world I hate bc I hate things that are unjust, but I hate absolutely nothing more in the universe than a villain who is a self-righteous, hypocritical asshole who won’t even admit that what they are doing is wrong and parades as the tragic genius hero despite knowing GODDAMN well that they are a petty, shitty, hypocritical, absolute fucking MONSTER with no redeemable qualities or capacity for love. And John Kramer is at least my second least favorite character in the history of ANYTHING. Maybe my first. I’m not even sure anymore! Nasty-ass, evil, pretentious, self-righteous, shortsighted, selfish, sadistic, voyeuristic, willfully ignorant, crusty ass useless soulless garbage little SHIT.

#ask #anonymous #John Kramer #Jigsaw #long post #Saw #Saw II #Saw III #Saw IV #Saw V #Saw VI

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la0hu · 4 years

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got woken up at 5am bc my brother-in-law is on the phone with his family in the room directly below my bedroom, and he’s talking at a loud, normal tone. he does this for half an hour, and as soon as he wraps up his phone call, the baby wakes up and starts crying bc he was fucking talking loudly right next to her, of course she’s gonna wake up and get upset... and THEN he lets the baby wail for like, another hour? because he’s too lazy to comfort her??

like when anna and mike came here with the baby, i anticipated losing sleep because of the baby, but now it’s because mike fucking watches TV from 2am to 4am, or is on a phone call, or walks around the house and up the stairs like he’s got cinder blocks tied to his feet, or bursts loudly into anna’s room in the morning, waking both her AND the baby up. or he takes showers when my sister and dad are taking their afternoon nap, and during the day, he never does jack SHIT to help with the baby. he doesn’t prep the bottles, doesn’t soothe her when she cries during the day, doesn’t change her diapers, doesn’t help with her daily bath, literally nothing. anna does everything, and she only gets breaks when my parents step in to help

he just locks himself in miles’s study and says he’s working all day. he doesn’t emerge at all, except maybe to use the bathroom or make himself a coffee (which he always burns and stinks up the kitchen so that’s cool too). he came out ONCE yesterday to grab sicily, because people were showing their babies on the zoom call like it’s fucking Show and Tell and that was like. the one time yesterday that he paid any attention to sicily and took her off Anna’s hands (literally), and in doing that, he actually disturbed her in the middle of her feeding time so she was fussy for the rest of the afternoon like FUCK

yes i should just let mike know he’s being loud but it’s already weird between us for some reason and i’m worried me asking mike to be quiet will strain things between me and anna because we just have that kind of complicated relationship, and the rest of the stuff doesn’t directly impact me at all and it’s not like i’m helping with the baby that much, since i’m trying to finish out the semester myself, so i’m just keeping to myself and noticing the dark looks mom and dad exchange every time mike is inconsiderate (which is like, every ten minutes)

anyway. sicily is gonna grow up with a short-tempered mother and a distant father. so that’s fucking cool. my mom got mad at my sister last night bc she lost her temper and yelled at the three-week old baby, bc she wasn’t falling asleep, and my mom said “i feel so bad for sicily.” like isn’t that fucking bleak. my sister told me she still doesn’t understand why people want to have kids and she’s waiting for it to “click”..... like what the Fuck

anna is pretty smug that sicily is gonna grow up super privileged and wealthy and safe and healthy, because anna grew up incredibly poor, constantly moved residences and lived with ppl who weren’t our parents, moved to the U.S. at age 6 knowing no english, never got anything brand new, never ever got what she wanted from our parents, lived w my dad’s shitty temper, etc. etc. so like sicily is gonna never want for anything, but what’s the point if her parents aren’t willing to be... good parents to her?

i’m already picturing sicily as this tall, beautiful girl with dark brown hair and big grey eyes, with anna’s jawline and mike’s nose, with a sweet temper and intelligent mind -- but she’s gonna be so lonely. or she’s gonna be closed off and standoffish. or she’s gonna be cold and competitive and shallow. sicily is so innocent right now but i honestly don’t think you can grow up living with anna and mike as parents and not get fucked up a little bit.

#p #long post under the cut -#mostly me complaining abt mike's shitty parenting #and feeling prescient pity for the baby #bc i have the feeling my sister and her husband won't be good parents

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do-what-the-knight-tells-you · 5 years

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Elements from the Broadchurch novelization that were of particular interest::

- Ellie is a bit uncomfortable returning to work because her “suit feels strange after three weeks in a bikini and sarong”. You go get it, Ellie. Anyone wanting to write confident-and-body-positive-knows-she’s-got-dem-curves Ellie, here’s your semi-canonical backing. mother of two, rockin’ a bikini. Excellent.

- Although the division of work/responsibility between her and Joe worked for them, Ellie Worries that ppl will “think he is emasculated”, or that he will begin to feel “emasculated”, so while “the other wives are on the phone begging their husbands to come home in time to put the kids to bed, she is virtually throwing him out of the house and into the pub”, really trying to encourage him to hang with the guys or whatever, whenever the opportunity presents itself.

- Hardy is already on the edge when we first see him, talking to the farmer whose tractor has had its gas siphoned. He’s carefully staying away from the edge of the cliff, scared it’s going to induce vertigo and heart palpitations.

- The sections that are a close POV on Hardy have way more detail about the Sandbrook case than was originally clear in S1 (I assume, because the book was published after the bulk of the writing/story construction stuff was finished for S2). For instance, When Hardy is first inspecting Danny’s room, he’s struggling, trying not to think about [Pippa]’s room (she’s not named here, but it’s clear that’s the child he’s referring to). in the midst of this turmoil, he notices the height measurements on danny’s doorframe, and is overcome by the realization that there will never be any more above them. And then there are these heart-wrenching sentences: “For some people, tears dam behind the eyeballs. But when Hardy wants to cry, he has to hold them in using the back of his throat. He sometimes feels it’s the only strong muscle in his body.” yeah, c’mon, just fuck me up.

- Maggie being into women is present from the beginning here! She has a partner, Lil, whom we see/meet several times! First time she is referenced is when Rev. Paul Coates invites Maggie and everyone to that first church service about Danny. She mentions that a predecessor of his made it clear she was unwelcome there, once. He assures her that’s not him, and that she is welcome, and Lil too. She says something like “as it should be, “ and ends the convo without indicating whether or not she will come. Excellent.

- At one point the inside of Ellie’s car is compared to the inside of a bin/trash can, with empty cans and food wrappers strewn about. This further reinforces my theory that Ellie and Alec need each other to balance out their eating habits to something actually healthy. He eats very well, as far as nutrition is concerned, but he just sort of stops eating when there is work to be done. She is going to eat, goddamnit, come hell or high water, but it is plenty likely to be anything from an entire loaf of bread to whatever the vending machine has. It’s a wonder neither of them has died of malnutrition. (she also makes mention that she’s lost weight, in a probably unhealthy way, by the end of the investigation, and has a sudden realization that she’s maybe kind of, turning into Hardy).

- End of Chapter 17, Ellie offers a hand to help Hardy in or out of a boat, he has a realization “unexpectedly painful” that he cannot remember the last time he held a woman’s hand.

- In general the poor bastard really is constantly on the edge of vertigo and panic attacks.

- Reminds me again, whatever did happen with Ellie’s sister??? did we ever see any kind of furtherance or resolution of her gambling issues in the later seasons?

- Oh Shit. “I didn’t take your money.” The money Joe gave Danny, that SOCCO found taped beneath his bed, that was Ellie’s holiday money, and she assumed her sister had stolen it. Shit. What a shitbag.

- One of Hardy’s favorite things about Tess was the ability to come home, throwing last minute ideas and theories at each other, being able to pass idle thoughts back and forth, turn them over, hear them in a new light, and see what they grow into. (incidentally, exactly what he’s developing with Ellie)

- The exchange between Alec and Ellie after SOCCO Brian hits on her is great here as well. She giggles, he asks her why, she figures she needs to share this with someone, and tells him. she thinks “his face froze in another one of his Does-Not-Compute expressions”. So he seems just as weird to her as to us, does a terrible job hiding the awkward nerd within. And she totally thinks it’s cute. Bet me. Goes on to think, after they talk about SOCCO having dirty hands, “ ‘Dirty Brian’, Hardy says, with a playful roll of the ‘R’ ”. They’re totally playing with each other and it’s adorable. “She thinks to herself that it’s the first moment of genuine humor they’ve had between them, so of course she immediately messes it up.” asking about Sandbrook.

- Oh Shit, Jack’s wife shows up at his funeral. hides her identity the entire time, and Spits in Karen-the-reporter’s face before she gets in a car and disappears again.

- Hardy has a panic attack after calling Daisy and giving up for the night. “I can’t do this, Hardy hears himself say, and the words are followed by an agonizing pain, a huge fist squeezing his heart to the bursting point. He staggers back until he hits a wall, and slides helplessly down it. Hardy assumes his childhood comfort position, knees pulled up to his chest, so close that he can rest his chin there. Experience tells him that he can hold this pose for hours and hours. He remains motionless amidst the debris of his investigation until his heart rate returns to its version of normal. By the time he gets up with a low wheeze and click of joints, it is dark outside.”

- Ellie calls Joe to say she’s still stuck at her desk and she’ll be late, on the night Susan Wright is arrested. He says it’s okay, but she can hear in his voice that it is not. (So, is that the last straw? she keeps staying late, it’s clear that this shit is going to drag on forever, and his family and life are NOT going to return to normal, no matter if he keeps getting away with his crime? And this is the window, his only window maybe, where she might be too busy to intercept if he confesses? This is the opportunity to confess to Hardy, and not her?) because very shortly thereafter (and leaving his kids alone and unwatched???) they receive the call from Danny’s mobile, and they catch him out at the cabin... and holy shit, even knowing it’s her (and he must know it’s her), he slams the cabin door open into her face, probably hard enough to beak her nose, and then minutes later shoves her to the ground so hard the reader spends a moment wondering if she’s broken her wrist.

- AND THE FUCKER TENDERLY PICKS GRAVEL OUT OF THE CUTS THAT NIGHT

- (if someone wanted to write an AU, one where he is also injured that night, and his failure to hide that injury tips her off the next day, or that night, and so she is the one to put together the pieces.... and arrest him? god that would be heartbreaking. But perhaps would enable a situ where she doesn’t beat the shit out of him in custody, thereby invalidating his confession, so that shit actually sticks...)

- When Hardy gives the interview to Maggie and Ollie, the book makes it clear that he expects his confession of being cheated on is going to cause them to regard him with pity and shame. He is embarrassed to have been cheated on. He calls himself a cuckold in his head. poor bastard. so confused when they respond with empathy and admiration for him, and disapproval and dismissal toward his wife.

- Happily, an answer to the argument Jack saw, between the Postal worker and Danny. Turns out, the punk had had his truck keyed, and knew Danny on his paper route was one of the only ppl who would have been out and about at the right time of night/morning to have done it. he confronted Danny, and that’s what Jack witnessed. He comes clean to the police towards the end, insists that that is as far as it ever went, and admits that he lied because he was afraid that having had that argument, having had sort-of-a-motive, that would make him a suspect.

- Fuck, I mean, we all know Joe is dangerous, but talking Danny back off the cliff and back into the house consciously with his paramedic voice, with the kind of experience and calm honed over years of professional work... goddamn, so many ways in which he had power over young Danny.

- The moment she believes Joe could have done it. She says it can’t have been him, because the boat was burned while she was away. He would have had to leave the kids alone while he did it, and he would never take that risk. Hardy confirms that he did, that he left them, and Ellie (immediately believes Hardy, btw) finally truly understands that the moral partner she’s been building a family with no longer exists, if he ever did in the first place.

- Hardy briefly considering telling Ellie about Tess, to empathize with her pain and betrayal, and immediately knowing the situations are too different to be useful. being disappointed in himself for having thought it. pulling on every little bit of experience and training he’s ever had to try to get through the conversation.

- Oh shit. the slug trails. the slug. that little bit of symbolism didn’t feel established in the tv series, she just squishes a slug the last time she enters the house. but in the novel, her merry war trying to find the slug is a constant recurring thing, seeing the trails on the carpet, but never able to find it, the thing only coming out when they’re asleep, Joe cleaning up the slug trails after they come back from vacation. Her staring at them in despair as she cries into the carpet one night, over Danny. and then, after Joe has been revealed, she comes home and there the bastard is, big fat slug that’s been lurking in her house all this time, sitting, glistening, in plain sight. and she squishes the hell out of it. And I was so caught up in the story that, even though I BEEN KNEW how it was gonna end, I never picked up on the fucking foreshadowing until that last moment. Am I just dense, or is it just good storytelling? XD

#Broadchurch #ds ellie miller #di alec hardy #it was well worth having read the novel #orlistened to it #actally #since that's what I do #my meta #broadchurch resources

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garyofrivia · 5 years

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a few Modern!Gang college AU headcanons!!!!!

not that anyone asked!!! and this has probably been done already!! but i’m bored at work so :/ i’m so sorry

Arthur:

graphic design major, creative writing minor

took a photography class to impress that cute albert boy from down the hall and worked extra hard all semester just to end up accidentally telling his advisor that he wanted to double minor in photography as well

Tired™

he’s def one of those students that can fall asleep a n y w h e r e on campus

has a sleeve tattoo and is working on a second ;;;)))

he doesn’t party often, but when he does, the entire fire department and 7 cop cars show up by the end of the night to break it up

there was a rumor his sophomore year that he beat up 5 frat dudes at once during rush week for harassing girls and no one has heard of any issues from that frat since

is banned from the local chili’s for dining and dashing

shoplifts chef boyardee, microwavable ramen, and snickers bars from the student center convenience store to Survive

Charles:

environmental studies major

is in 50000000 activist clubs

regularly punches racist white boys w/ maga merch in the dorm common rooms and when the RA saw one time he didn’t do jack shit bc…. he right

he’s never procrastinated an assignment in his life

studies until 5 am every night but? still wakes up at the crack of dawn to go to the gym????

works part time as a barista at a hole in the wall coffee shop/bookstore and is 100% a coffee snob

doesn’t smoke but knows every weed dealer on campus, mostly bc they’re all enviro studies majors

his roommate thinks he’s a myth bc he’s never there or is just super quiet, but rly he just Minds His Damn Business

can be seen reading for leisure on the quad when it’s sunny and warm

Dutch:

political science major, philosophy minor

arthur and hosea are his friends from high school and they’re the only ones that can tolerate his mood when he goes on Insane procrastination benders where he’s trying to write 4 essays in a single night on a fuck ton of adderall and energy drinks

frequently goes on rants while studying in the student center about capitalism and it somehow always results in him on top of a table, yelling about ronald reagan

it gets Annoying when he talks about ancient greece, which is… constantly..

has 4 girlfriends and 3 boyfriends but still has time to participate in debate team every saturday

accidentally incited a student labor strike on campus one time and the cafeteria wasn’t functional for a week

started 6 clubs, but never goes to meetings and can’t remember what literally any of them are for

doesn’t work at all but somehow? always has money??? like he pays for his friends’ dinners all the time?? how??????

Hosea:

graduate economics student

he’s that cool TA in a super hard class that sends the prof’s tests from previous semesters to all the students so they can study for the final

Constantly in the library reading/studying/tutoring

still lives on campus for some reason and pirates textbook pdfs out of his dorm room

has a 4.2 gpa, but acts like he’s never been to a single class in his life

gets high all the time and talks about moving to europe on a whim and is *THIS* close to just fuckign doin it

makes his own kombucha

when he can’t sleep bc of test anxiety he rambles to arthur and dutch until the wee hours of the morn about existentialism and how great the beatles were

is responsible for multiple people discovering they have a daddy kink despite not having one himself

John:

undecided major (communications maybe, but he hasn’t found his “passion” yet)

failed freshman english twice for just not showing up to class

drives one of those old subarus from the 90’s and does donuts in the student lot when it snows

has a CD collection from his Emo™ days in the glove box and pops one in every now and then when he’s alone and feelin’ nostalgic/sad

skateboards to class and usually almost runs over a bunch of people since he always has headphones on

death note is his favorite anime

that One Room on your hall that is ALWAYS playing loud ass music until 3am

is surprisingly really good at math and tries to help tutor his friends but gets frustrated when they don’t understand “basic” calculus on the first try

his favorite hobby is harassing the ducks on campus and has made enemies of multiple geese

Sadie:

criminology major

plays intramural sports, probably volleyball and softball

everyone’s Jock Girlfriend they wished they had but are too afraid to talk to bc she might snap someone’s neck if they look at her wrong

wears leather jackets and aviators for every occasion

one time gave a monologue about sexism in her political theory class after not saying anything for the entire semester and her professor was moved to tears

has a lot of friends but only a few are ride or die babey!!!!!!!! (it’s arthur, charles, and abigail and they bully john together)

knows a lot about cars and ppl pay her to fix theirs since college kids usually can’t afford to go to a garage

speaks german because she got bored one summer and taught herself a fucking language i guess

Sean:

french major (????why is he like that???)

he says he’s studying a different language because the thinks it’ll make him hotter, but really it’s because he fantasises about moving away one day to start a new life

always says how college isn’t really for him and is .2 seconds away from dropping out

hangs out with john a little too much for his own good and once broke his wrist while trying his skateboard

“hey, have you heard of [insert incredibly obscure punk rock band name here]?”

gets blackout drunk every weekend and keeps a journal for the sole purpose of documenting the various places he’s woken up

wears stupid beanies and owns one (1) hoodie that he wears year round

quotes memes out loud to be able to communicate his emotions effectively

a ~Film Hoe~

also………. he vapes

Javier:

international studies major, finance minor

studied abroad in spain and almost didn’t come back bc he loved it so much

plans to get mega rich so he can travel Everywhere

um,,, he loves classic lit and owns an entire library full of it

took a gap year after high school to tour with his band and kinda became a lil famous so that’s cool

runs a thirst trap instagram acct and models part time ;)

every single person that encounters him has been attracted to him in one way or another and they truly don’t even question it

he’s a major mama’s boy and she visits him all the time

he rooms with sean who drives him insane but they have similar music tastes and were able to bond over that

they get rowdy on saturdays but has his (few) friends over on sundays for a “family dinner”

Bill:

computer science major

used to play COD competitively and wants to get into videya game development

seems like kind of an idiot when he asks questions in class but his grades show that he’s smarter than he looks

did ROTC for the tuition money but dropped as soon as he found out that you have to enlist after you graduate lmao

southern angery boi that drives a pickup truck and hosts tailgates every single football game

has a bunch of dudebro friends that he hangs out with due to societal pressure, but all he wants to do is bake some cookies

his roommate was scared of him at first but when he bought him a lil gift for christmas before break, he realized that he was a big ole softie

is late to class bc he spends 65943598 years on his hair in the morning even though it literally never looks different

Lenny:

english major, applying to the education masters degree program

he wants to be a high school english teacher fuck me up!!!!!!

was super homesick when he first moved away :(

writes his friends papers for them sometimes even though he’s killing himself with his own schoolwork

netflix binges and video game benders are regular weekend activities and he’s been known to not move from his chair for 15 hours at a time

runs an avengers stan blog and cried at comic con when he met robert downey jr

begged the manager at the local comic book store for a job and the guy was just like “yeah, kid literally just apply online idc”

has lots of friends that rope him into doing hooligan shit instead of study

is a giant ball of anxiety for the majority of the semester and is just,, Trying His Best

Micah:

he was the maga kid that charles knocked out the first week of classes

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr headcanons #rdr2 HCs #modern rdr2 #jedmdjskjdkd jk about micah i cant do him out of pure bias so feel free to add him or anyone else!!!!!#this is EXTREMELY self indulgent wow #pls dont drag me

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ariesmon · 7 years

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bts as swimmers

idk if i’ll make this a series but shinee and bts were the two i was thinking abt so here we r

Jin

stroke : butterfly and back (have u seen this boys back good lord ppl were begging him to join the team)

events : 100 fly and 100 back

has okay stamina but works best in short bursts of power (which is also why he leads any relays he’s in)

ultimate Team Mom we all knew this was coming

hosts and organizes pasta parties, team bonding and fundraisers u name it he’s hosting it

also in charge of any emergency care (icing shoulders, stretches, massaging cramps etc)

fiercely defensive of his team and refuses to let ANY drama start “what happens outside the pool stays outside the pool”

always goes to morning practice but hates it

tells his lane buddies bad jokes 24/7 and they have become immune to them

takes carb loading to the extreme

Yoongi

stroke : diver and breast

event : diving and 100 breast and medley relay

hes really lazy during practice but during meets he gives 110% and scares the shit out of the other swimmers and divers bc hes here executing perfect half pikes without breakin a SWEAT

takes 20 min bathroom breaks to escape practice and eat a snack

but also stays up all night watching olympic diving and taking notes on how to improve his form

is always tired and smells like chlorine and his hair is dead

jimin had to buy him that fancy shampoo that prevents blond hair from turning green bc otherwise he could not bother to buy it

wears exclusively the team sweats not rly bc he has school pride but they’re cozy

never shows up to morning practice

likes to bully the freshman to show affection (and he hates doing lane lines)

Hoseok

stroke : free and I.M. (sprint)

event : 200 IM, 100 free, 200 free

amazing stamina and one of the star swimmers

takes ALL of the freshman under his wing

the Underwater God (can hold his breath for insane amounts of time like jimin and kook)

amazing form esp with dives like the refs are just in awe

somehow manages to be ruthless and an angel at the same time

always so happy at every practice even the god awful 5 am dryland ones

surprises the team + coach with cookies on the last day of practice

loves hard sets

basically the team’s good luck charm and guardian angel

Namjoon

stroke : back and free (have u seen how tall this boy is)

event : 200 free, 400 free, anything involving back, does well with distance and sprint but only with these two strokes

does well with back and free but once damn near killed a freshman bc he kicked them in the head while doing breast so now he is not allowed to choose breast of fly for choice when the pool is crowded

team dad

wears his parka outside of swimming sometimes bc its on trend rn

actually incredibly hard worker and stays after practices to talk to the coach abt how to improve his form and cut time and takes everything to heart

in charge of the team’s finances and also the suits for the next year

teaches freshman how to set up for meets (the stop boards, lane lines, flag etc)

also teaches rly scared newbies how to dive off the blocks and not belly flop bc he knows how scary it is

the biggest team supporter he loves his team so much and constantly gives the little pick me ups esp after a bad race

seems to survive off protein bars?? how

also always injures himself with lane lines and once broke his nose with a kickboard

Jimin

stroke : breast and IM (part of the IM trio)

events : anything breast and 200 IM

has decent stamina for IM but not enough for 400 but can swim a 500 breast if he needs too

hobi and him have the best underwaters im talkin can go the length of the pool without coming up for air

also has amazing form??? like his fly is just so beautiful

BEAUTIFUL STARTS AND PULLOUTS U DONT UNDERSTAND

makes sure the team is well fed and everyone has a lil bit of a crush on him lbr

the only one that actually eats healthy at pasta parties

has adorable charms on his swim bag n is constantly getting compliments on them

his skin is never dry??? how??

helps with warmup stretches and set up lane lines

the team insists on buying speedos bc have u seen those thighs???

has a soft spot for the freshman and always is encouraging them esp before big races

Taehyung

stroke : breast (sprint)

events : 100, 200 breast

decent stamina but his starts are always strongest so he’s often in the strongest relays

the Team Meme

always stuck on lane duty bc he is a freshman at heart

whips ppls butts with towels

but actually takes practice seriously like he’s putting in effort bc he wants to improve his technique and form

loves swimming with fins on bc he can go REAL fast and also likes to feel like a mermaid

his bangs are always falling out of his cap please help him

recruits all of the newbies bc who can say no to that face

somehow manages to get coach to laugh at his shitty jokes

always knows when someone is going thru tough times and gives them hugs and a snack bc sometimes u just need reassurance and a clif bar

has fallen asleep in his parka more than once

Jungkook

stroke : distance IM (just like Minho smh)

event : jack of all trades im not joking this kid is crazy everyone loves him and is highkey jealous

stamina up there with hoseok and jimin like he swims 1000 and its nothin for him

coach’s pet

he was scouted by so many other sports but he chose swimming bc his hyungs were in it and he had to show that he could beat them at their own game (that and he actually rly likes swimming)

“c’mon guys this set isn’t that hard!!” “SHUT THE FUCK UP KOOK”

takes meets very seriously and even has a pre-meet playlist he listens to every time

his swim bag is a mess theres so many caps in there and granola bars and just dont even try okay

the one thing he cant do : cap himself and jimin and tae literally never let this go

he seems like he would eat healthy bc he drinks a ton of protein shakes but nah he’s stuffing oreos in his face on the downlow before every practice

shows up to morning practice ready to go all bright eyed and bushy tailed and even the coach is looking at him like he’s just sprouted a tail

always on lane duty bc he is still the Baby of the team and he hates it

has those cool hand paddles he never used them he just thinks they look cool

a seems like a natural but puts in a lot of extra practice and wants to make his team proud

#bts #bts scenarios #bts headcanons #listen this is long but i love my boys

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possibilistfanfiction · 7 years

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hiya! i notice you tag a lot of your posts with 'nora, sloane, etc.' i understand these are characters for a story you're doing. i'm curious: what's the story about?

ok ! well @turnandchasethewind (olivia) & i have been working on the sketches for this show for like. a Long time lmao it has as most projects do grown & changed & become something entirely its own & i think it’s really awesome & lovely & am rly rly jazzed for it to move forward one day

anyway the working title for it is called views, & it basically follows sloane & nora, best friends who live & work in toronto. they met when they were 18/19 at a catering gig (terrible) & theyre the kind of love that is this epic soft quiet fun powerful love between female friends. they’re young & they’re a little lost always, & the world hurts, but like. they’re Good. the current storyline begins when they’re in their early/mid-twenties & nora meets ridley, who becomes her girlfriend. ridley is rly rly lovely & beautiful & whip smart & v kind & sloane hates her which is altogether mostly funny but a little sad

sloane ideally would be played by maia mitchell just for a visual but like. a grungier cooler hot mess version of maia bc like. sloane is a trash kid she’s our absolute fav she has tons of stick n pokes & her hair is a mess or buzzed (or both) & she will wear vans until they r literally falling off. she shops mostly at black market & she got this bike off kijiji that’s like 800% terrifying. she was diagnosed with bipolar I when she was 18 & shes on meds but its obviously still smth she deals with every day. shes from vancouver & she dropped out of mcgill after An Episode but mostly bc she hated it & she moved to toronto a few months after that (which is p much immediately when she met nora). shes like our token white character shes funny everyone drags her constantly abt so many things but they Love sloane. she eats Shit food unless nora’s parents buy her groceries & she drinks a lot & sometimes she has lil spirals but she has a dog named carly rae who helps a lot. she also has a big brother named whit he’s trans & he lives in brooklyn & she Adores him. shes a tremendously talented musician but ofc being a musician is v difficult so she also works a bunch of weird jobs between music gigs. she lives in a funky apartment in kensington w like six rotating roommates. she plays sets at the beaver all the time. if sloane was gonna write a song it would be ‘young’ by vallis alps but if sloane had a themesong its a tie between i wanna get better by bleachers & control by halsey & buzzcut season by lorde & then a rly rly sad cover of i rly like you by carly rae

nora is laura harrier bc like Hot & also biracial so thats dope. shes a baker & she works at a rly cute lil bakery on queen west & she always looks so pretty & put together & she rides this beautiful linus bike everywhere w a fucking basket & everything she wears so much birds of north america & oak + fort & rly just anything from victoire & she has like 12 pairs of blundstones. shes from etobicoke & her parents are both immigrants so nora is first generation canadian shes v v invested in how that all interacts shes a smart cool kid. she’s bisexual she came out when she was 16 bc she Literally got drunk in a closet & she has a history of dating Truly shitty ppl so sloane is like v v Hesitant when she falls for ridley. she has some beautiful tattoos & some silly stick n pokes, mostly w sloane. she has a rly cool little sister named kennedy who goes to ryerson & nora went to george brown. shes rly passionate abt intersectional feminism & she volunteers w a few different organizations around the city that help lgbtq+ youth shes like. a Good person & also sloane ADORES her & nora is in a v real kinda love w sloane theyre the v best pals. also girl can Drink. once a month regardless of how cold it is she & sloane make rly good pot brownies & go to trinity bellwoods & eat them & they end up Laughing a lot. nora also fosters w save our scruff bc she & sloane adopted carly rae together but carly rae is like an emotional support animal for sloane so she spends most of her time at sloane’s apartment so bc of that nora likes to foster dogs its rly cute. she has a beautiful lil tiny studio off euclid & queen. if nora had a themesong its like some dope gay (bi) ass mix of company by tinashe & feelin myself by nicki but then she meets ridley so shes like all night by bey

pls know that nora & sloane sometimes get Rly drunk at the greenroom in the annex mostly bc they love smoking in the lil alleyway its like. their trash special place. & their songs r like. california by grimes & love gang by whethan ft charli xcx & ribs by lorde

ok in our heads ridley is played by aj but mostly bc its hot & we love her lol, ideally ridley is quebecois metis. she has a degree in physics but her parents just both died so shes kinda taking a break from everything & rn shes a florist in the shop next to noras bakery on queen west. shes from montreal but she went to school in the states & she has a longtime ex named ash. theyre non binary & ridley & ash are still rly good friends which sloane is like Suspicious abt but nora is like sloane jfc. ridley is rly smart she wears a Lot of stay home club & j brands & she & nora have a lot of shoes n boots that look almost identical. shes queer & shes kinda just been queer forever? her parents were scientists so it was always a v inclusive educated lil home she grew up in. she was named after ridley scott & everyone always jokes that she was conceived during alien lol & honestly she probably was. shes rly funny & she has beautiful tattoos & pretty pretty eyes & nora falls for her rly fast. she has a lil quebecois accent & sometimes she forgets words in english when shes drunk or tired. she & nora first kiss outside of the beaver in the snow theyre in the alley behind the gladstone w rly beautiful street art they were smoking cigarettes & its just. soft. so queer. ridleys lil songs r hold by vera blue & 21 moon water by bon iver & Mostly corbeau by coeur de pirate

sloane has a plot twist & falls in love w jack who is half-japanese & hes rly good friends w ridley which is the plot twist part a little but the BIG plot twist part is that she falls in love at all bc she is Convinced no one can handle her & she isnt stable enough for romantic love etc etc. but jack is so good hes so smart & hes a music therapist for kids on the spectrum its like Absurd how good a person he is. hes trans & hes abt to have top surgery like a few months after he meets sloane & she goes for a while & is like blah blah im not in love w him whatever its just sex but then shes So worried abt him being ok during & after surgery & she cares abt him so much & she gets Rly drunk & cries abt it to nora its funny. one day sloane is having a rly rly bad lil depressive episode & nora has been outta town all weekend w her parents & kennedy at their cottage in muskoka & so nora texts jack like. yo sloane has bipolar i she shouldve told u this but like i gotta tell u now bc shes havin a meltdown so pls go over & bring her food from fresh get the falafel tacos & like all the pressed juice ill venmo you & Pls make her shower if she buzzed her hair try to find the scalp treatment i got her from lush its in her dresser top drawer. also shes gonna wanna drink just let her do that & make sure she takes her meds she’ll be ok itll take a day or two & hes like ok. a lot but ok. & he goes & he brings sloane food & a tshirt of his & he gets her into the shower & out to the couch & puts on superstore & she curls up into him on one side & carly rae on the other & she cries a little but honestly its not so bad & like. hes so in love w her its wild she never thought that would happen its a fun plot twist even olivia & i didnt plan on

so anyway the whole show is kinda an ode to toronto & an ode to being young & in love w your friends in a rly profound way & also what its like to fall in love w ppl u might wanna spend ur life with, a kinda love thats v new. its abt queerness & gender & race in a way thats v much present but all of the main characters r rly informed & rly like passionate abt intersectional feminism & thats a cool aspect we r both v excited abt. also sloane deals v realistically w a balance between being stable w bipolar I & also being v creative & v connected to making music which is smth thats v important to me esp. nora was sexually assaulted before she met ridley (HATE!) but we delve into that as well.

mostly like. its just ‘we’re never done w killing time/ can i kill it w you/ i’d like it if you stayed’

#views #Anonymous #sloane #ridley #nora #if u want u can hmu for my spotify bc there are a lot of playlists for views

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Oh! Sorry! Maybe for Jack and Brigitte??

be// i counted 27 stars in your original ask, hopefully thats right...woo boy here goes nothin....a lot of these ppl probably already knew but hey, god to get them out there

hes pretty clingy towards her, it gets worse when his depression starts getting bad

he loves physical contact. it just reassures him that she’s real and not some dream he made up.

he struggles with going to her for help when hes having a bad mental health day, but hes trying to get better

he loves to sing to her and she loves listening to him sing. he mostly sings older love songs

his favorite touches are holding her and kissing her

his favorite feature is her smile, its what made him realize he was in love

most the time, he feels like he doesnt deserve her

however there are those moments where he feels that if someone as wonderful as her can love him maybe he isnt THAT bad

he likes to show off and try to impress her, but will totally play it off like its nothing.

which is why he also tries to act like he isnt afraid of scary movies, and then they sit down and watch one and hes crying like a kid

hes terrified of losing her because hes already lost everything once and she’s his everything now and if he loses her well...hes just not sure if he could handle it

if anything ever happened to her he’d blame himself

he knows and trusts that she can protect herself, but cant help wanting to protect her.

hed even go as far as to die protecting her if thats what it took.

hes the type that could just watch her for hours, noticing the details in how she moves

their usual idea of a “date” is just sitting together watching superhero movies (or horror movies sometimes) but sometimes theyll actually go out.

he has nightmares about her being taken away from him a lot.

on the more positive side, he dreams about their wedding day a lot, and she always looks like an actual angel

because well, sometimes hes convinced that she has to be a angel. no one else can be that beautiful and kind and love him out of all the people in the world

he can listen to her talk for hours on end without getting bored

princess and snowball are their kids, thats more than enough for him.

he loves kissing all over here face and making her laugh, he thinks its the cutest thing ever

he also loves complimenting her until shes all flustered and blushing

when hes talking about her he always ends up smiling and blushing and going on for way too long about how beautiful she is and how much he loves her

he almost always falls asleep on the couch cuddling her when theyre watching movies. sleepy.

he actually just thinks shes the most beautiful women in the world and he knows she isnt super confident but he wants her to be so he reminds her constantly that shes gorgeous and he loves her because damnit, if he says it enough she’ll believe it

hes going to cry on their wedding day, a lot. because theyve been through so much together and there were times where he thought that he wouldnt make it to this point and more times where he thought he didnt deserve to make it to this point,but she stuck w him through it all of this shit and she actually loves him, not that he’ll ever understand how but he loves her and he’s more than happy with her and he knows its not always going to be perfect but shes perfect to him and perfect for him. despite everything he’s been through in life, despite every struggle he’s faced, he’s happy and he knows they’ll be happy together.

#// that was easier than i thought it would be #// sorry it took so long tho i dont get on my laptop much #Anonymous #mailbox

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