1985bitch

[1985bitch]

Not what I expected coming from John Green

#tumblr my beloved #john green #funny

[1985bitch]

#vikings #history #funny #lol #humor #reblog

[1985bitch]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

#love this so much #dancing Spider-Man #haiku bot #funny

[1985bitch]

from nebraska earlier today. this has got to be some of the craziest tornado footage i have ever seen. from @nickgormanwx

#scarily cool #tornado #tornadoes #weather #nebraska #storms #meteorology

[1985bitch]

When you are alone and have a heart attack. What are you gonna do then?

Take a 2 minute break and read this:

Let's say it's 5:25 pm and you're driving home after an unusually hard day's work.

You are really tired and frustrated. All of a sudden your chest pains. They are starting to radiate in the arm and jaw. It feels like being stabbed in the chest and heart. You're only a few miles away from the nearest hospital or home.

Unfortunately you don't know if you can make it..

Maybe you've taken CPR training, but the person running the course hasn't told you how to help yourself.

How do you survive a heart attack when you're alone when it happens? A person who is feeling weak and whose heart is beating hard has only about 10 seconds before losing consciousness.

1. But you can help yourself by coughing repeatedly and very strongly! Deep breaths before every cough. Coughing should be repeated every second until you arrive at the hospital or until your heart starts to beat normally.

2. Deep breathing gives oxygen to your lungs and coughing movements boost the heart and blood circulation. Heart pressure also helps to restore a normal heartbeat. Here's how cardiac arrest victims can make it to the hospital for the right treatment

3. Cardiologists say if someone gets this message and passes it on to 10 people, we can expect to save at least one life.

4. FOR WOMEN: You should know that women have additional and different symptoms. Rarely have crushing chest pain or pain in the arms. Often have indigestion and tightness across the back at the bra line plus sudden fatigue.

#honestly good info to know #reblog

[1985bitch]

"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

#have to unlearn that shame too #for those who need this #reblog

[1985bitch]

#1947 #michael oman reagan #michael #omanreagan #theperksofbeingaperk

[1985bitch]

i’m bi.

bi-myself. ahahahahahaha.. ahem.

i’m severely depressed.

#haha how punny #but damn is this too real #bi #lgbtq #lgbtqia #humor #funny #lol #reblog

[1985bitch]

he hehehe ! you found my post!!

ur pretty.

no take backs no take backs you have to deal with it

#this is so wholesome #and cute #reblog

[1985bitch]

Good Morning everyone! Woke up early to post this today, Happy Heavenly Birthday to Dear Brooke McCarter! As you all already know I've been a huge fan of him since I was a kid and sadly never got to met him, I always try to post and celebrate his birthday to help keep his memory alive.

So with that being said, Happy Heavenly birthday Brooke. 💙

#happy heavenly birthday #happy birthday #brooke mccarter #april 22

[1985bitch]

Sleepaway Camp (1983) dir. Robert Hiltzik

#it’s those little slutty shorts that do it for me #why don’t men dress this way anymore #bring back the crop top and short shorts back for men please #sleepaway camp #horroredit #userhorroredits #filmedit #filmgifs #doyouevenfilm #fyeahmovies #80sdaily

[1985bitch]

I am bisexual 

I have sex twice a year

#haha oh this is punny #funny #lol #humor

[1985bitch]

5 year anniversary of the miette post \o/

#bless miette and all her memes permutations #miette #know your meme #anniversary #funny #lol #humor #cute

[1985bitch]

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

#what a post lol #funny #humor #reblog #art

[1985bitch]

Broke:

Belle has Stockholm syndrome because she falls in love with the Beast, her kidnapper.

Woke:

Stockholm syndrome was coined to slander a woman who had been in a hostage situation but openly criticized the poor police response which recklessly put her in more danger and escalated the violence. She was then belittled and discredited publically by the police for this.

So. Yeah. Maybe Belle does have Stockholm syndrome actually.

#wow what a fucking tool #nils bejerot you are a effing disgrace to women like wtf #stockholm syndrome #beauty and the beast

[1985bitch]

#so true #like just do your own thing #art #drawing #words #quotes

[1985bitch]

Everyone lining up wanting to have a "talk" to Valentino

#this is hilarious #add me to this long line #gotta protect angel #hazbin hotel #funny #lol #humor #1980s movies #airplane