#like he's obviously not an idiot

[96percentdone]

TIL about papyrus conspiracy. Y'all are wild. I mean I know it's on some level backlash to how the overall fandom infantalizes Papyrus especially in favor of Sans but some of y'all really be pushing it too far.

#hope.txt #undertale #papyrus #like he's obviously not an idiot #and on some level might be obfuscating stupidity #he's also canonically very skilled #and knows what death is #but like...guys he is still blatantly naive #he's blatantly not good in social situations #he routinely fucks up speaking #he's a goofball! a dork! he longs to be loved and popular! #he's a relentless optimist and believes in the inner goodnees of any one person BECAUSE he's a naive dork #he's like obviously autistic and you guys can't parse this without babying him or turning him into a brilliant mastermind

[starwarjotta]

Day 5 - caf since my scribbles can be totally illegible, here’s a transcript Obi-Wan: Here you go, Cody Cody: Oh, thanks, sir Cody: this... it’s caf? Obi-Wan: Ah, yes! I’ve noticed my teas are not really to your tastes, so I stocked up some caf for you instead! I hope it’s okay Cody: ... oh Cody: ...thank you.

#codywan #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #star wars #tcw #starwarstober23 #little comic #I absolutely love the trope of them doing flimsiwork together and drinkin tea and caf #and Cody doesn't really like the teas Obi-Wan gives him but drinks them anyway because no one has EVER offered him something like that #and he'd rather jump out of an airlock than hurt Obi-Wan's feelings #so he sucks it up and drinks it and maybe even almost likes one blend or two #but ofc Obi-Wan notices at some point that Cody obviously isn't a big fan of teas so he'll get him caf instead #and if Cody already marveled at someone offering him something like tea this is a whole another level #a cup of caf is practically a love letter to Cody #I love them so much #codywan every day all the time #THEM #idiots in love #I also always struggle with coloring comics like do I color them or not????? so they end up colored kinda in this half-assed way usually #also if it hasn't become clear yet I can't draw backgrounds and struggle with that too so everything always takes place in some weird LIMBO

[muffingnf]

A rant under cut that people may not agree with idk sorry i just need to get it out

Sorry i’m home from work now and not done yet another reason why I’m actually pissed off is that George is being treated so fucking badly that obviously people, me included, are going to feel fucking bad for him and hope he’s alright. He shouldn’t have anyone feeling bad for him as HE fucked up, however the reaction is SO FUCKING SEVERE and does not match up AT ALL to what happened that obviously people are going to be like ??? what the fuck.

Crazy ass death threats with tens of thousands of likes, doxxed to the moon and back, removed from Vidcon’s creator list, edited out of Nolan’s video and removed from the Feastable’s IG post, everyone and their mother “taking a stand” against him to make themselves look better, friends unfollowing and deleting any trace of him from their accounts. Like. You would think he did something way fucking worse than what he did. And that’s not even something we should be thinking about!!! Because what matters is that he hurt Caiti!!!! And yet he’s being treated worse than fucking Wilbur! and Illumina! and even PUNZ!!! who has worse fucking allegations against him.

The reaction is not that of people who care about Caiti, or of people who care about victims, or of those who genuinely believe he’s a bad person. This is the reaction of people who just want him to fucking kill himself because they’ve always hated him and his friends and it’s not NORMAL!!!!

#i cant fucking deal with braindead fucking idiots like #giving him a ‘punishment’ way fucking worse than the behaviour deserves is obviously goikg to make people defend him and feel fucking bar #bad #why cant people be fuvking Normal and agree he should apologise to her and own up to it and fucking #idk #declare that hes going to be fuckimg trying his damn best to improve #and then move on #discourse #what do i tag this with #george situation #? #anyway

[scholliski]

it occasionally hits me just how much Kevin must have been through and seen for Neil’s dad literally dismembering someone right in front of his face not to even be a topic of conversation later on because it impacted him so little

#like he was obviously shocked and scared for Neil but it like really didn’t seem to impact him all that much #seriously what must that man have seen later on for and actual dismemberment to sail right over him like that #all for the game #aftg #andrew minyard #neil josten #the foxhole court #andreil #tfc #all for the gay #aftg shitpost #shitpost #kevin day #all for the idiots

[kaleninya]

Listen, there’s a LOT of things to be said about the actual ending of Atlas Complex, but Callum Nova unequivocally served cunt and comedic gold right up to the last second.

#like #him getting punched in the face by libby (deserved) #and then proveeding to shoot dalton before the man even reorients himself (as he should) #just to run through london with this face #and have this euphoria rush #just to walk into a room like an idiot and get shot #hes fine obviously lol #he was just being silly #it was for the laughs #and to jumpscare tristan #the atlas complex spoilers #the atlas complex #the atlas six #callum nova

[kyouka-supremacy]

Elaborating off that “describe what your blorbo's phone looks like” prompt because I have very clear ideas about this:

Atsushi's phone is second hand, a very old model passed on to him by Kunikida. The screen broke a long time ago after falling to the ground during a fight, and it's been broken ever since. It still carries the feeling of something that is deeply loved and cherished: it's got little flowers and stars stickers all over it, courtesy of Kyouka; camera roll full of food pictures (mostly crepes), with occasional photos of stray cats Atsushi stumbles across on his way to work– and the selfies Dazai takes stealing Atsushi's phone when wasting time at the office. The lockscreen is a photo of the whole ada, all crunched up in a single selfie, taken by Yosano with her phone.

Akutagawa's phone is brand new and smart and completely impersonal. Black, elegant, modern, office-assigned to him by the pm to use for work, it's still identical to the day he took it out of the package; he rarely uses it at all, he hardly knows how to use it beyond making phone calls. Default preface (perhaps even still a “Mori corporation” logo as the default background), and never opened apps. Gin's number is the only one saved in the contacts– Akutagawa didn't save Dazai's one, he's got it memorized anyway. I like to think the only real reason he still carries it with him despite never using it is to make sure Gin always has a way to contact him if in need. Doesn't share Atsushi's struggle with avoiding damaging it during missions because every time he sews it to safety inside his clothes using Rashomon, which, together with its very rare use, contribute to making it look just as it was new.

#You know those 3x3 pattern lockscreen passwords? Akutagawa uses one of those forming an “A”. #Atsushi finds out and he's like *beams* “Is it after me??” and Akutagawa answers “Obviously not. I have a name too‚ idiot.” #(It's definitely after Atsushi) #atsushi nakajima #ryūnosuke akutagawa #sskk #shin soukoku #bsd #bungou stray dogs #mine #q. #09/05/23

[starsxinxthexbluexsky]

The Untamed | Episode 13 [You Like Mian Mian?]

⤳WangXian’s Favorite Scenes [13/∞]⬿

#the untamed #cql bts #theuntameddaily #:) :) wwx you're a pretty dumb #do you like mian mian. he likes you idiot don't you see the bitch face he makes when he looks at you obviously he loves you #lwj must think why i fell in love with this fool #but let's face it those two are just as stupid when it comes to feelings #and how close they are should kiss there is a lot of tension here #there is so much that it is very annoying to see. my eyes burn #wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #my gifs #mygifs.scene

[fromtheseventhhell]

It's crazy that people still uphold show!Sansa as a well-written character and pretend that liking her is the pinnacle of feminism when it would be infinitely more impactful to acknowledge her terrible and misogynistic writing. This is the same character who, while written by two men, was thankful for the abuse she suffered because it allowed her to grow. The same character who we had to be told was smart because the writers were too lazy to develop or show her intelligence. The same character who had to rely heavily on the men surrounding her and ended up accomplishing nothing on her own merit ( and no, thinking that she deserved to be Queen doesn't mean that she earned it). She is not well-written, she is not complex, and she is not a feminist character. Which is fine! If you enjoy her then good on you, but please stop pretending that she's something she isn't just because you feel the need to justify liking her character

#anti got #anti d&d #anti show sansa #anti sansa stans #like literally one of the worst written characters on that show because they tried so hard to make her the most important #while being entirely incompetent and their only method of doing so was to steal from other characters which ruined the plot #the only arguable achievement was defeating LF but even then it's written in the script that she had to go to Bran to explain things #/she rallied the Vale army!/ no she didn't 😭 she wrote a letter to LF and he did everything. instead of showing her arc in the Vale and #her learning about politics to rally them herself they took the quickest route to give her a /badass/ savior scene #which only ended up making her look selfish + power-hungry for putting her brothers' lives at risk for not telling anybody about said lette #and idiotic in the aftermath after relying once again on LF even though he was very obviously manipulating her #/pawn to player/ sounds catchy on paper but without seeing that growth/development it doesn't work #Arya was terribly written but at least we /saw/ her training in a way we never did with Sansa #and people try to apply this same logic to the books and think she's gonna suddenly spring forth as a political mastermind #when that's not how George writes...we see characters develop and make mistakes on page and get actual earned growth #feminism isn't defending the writing of two men who gave her a rape plot not in the books because they thought it was /interesting/ #when the only aspect of that plot they adapted was a woman suffering abuse :/ #and as per usual with stansas their only /evidence/ of her being well-written is accusing you of being misogynistic if you don't like her

[needylittlegirl]

if you dont “believe” in aftercare you deserve to get run over by a bus btw

#tbd #saw a crazy tweet now im just thinkin abt how many people dont think aftercare is necessary #my ex didnt think it was needed ever #he would do crazy things specifically to avoid anything that could be taken as care or intimacy after sex #and it did awful things to my brain!! #i have such a weird relationship with sex now because i’ve never experienced aftercare #its crazy that people think its an absolute necessity #i remember one time he left immediately like he always did #so obviously i started crying cause its very confusing to have sex and then the person just walks out not even 5 mins after!! #especially for how young i was it was Confusing #and he came back cause he forgot his wallet or something so he saw me crying #got mad at me it become an argument etc etc cause i told him why i was crying #and he said to me and i Quote #‘expecting a guy to care about you after sex is idiotic and immature- #‘you should be glad you’re even getting laid in the first place so take what you can get and stop expecting guys to care abt anything else’ #which is an insane thing to say and i Believed it for years #the fact i was sitting there crying and i told him it was bc he made me feel like he hated me and i was awful and a worthless girlfriend?? #and that was his response ??? how crazy do you have to be #anyways. aftercare is always necessary and if you dont provide then one of you is gonna be suffering

[fairweathermyth]

MR. SUNSHINE + episode two [Dong-mae introduction]

#tvedit #mrsunshineedit #kdramaedit #perioddramaedit #mr. sunshine #goo dong-mae #gu dong-mae #yoo yeon-seok #made by carolyn #really appreciating this character intro on rewatch #so appropriate for THE number one edgelord on the show #to be like... i HAVE to make sure this child knows that i am cool and scary and important and dangerous #wait i'm worried she thinks i'm just muscle like those idiots inside... #hey little kid in case you didn't know i'm actually the scary guys' BOSS. are you impressed NOW??? #but like so chill about it obviously for sure for sure for sure #tbh i probably didn't catch the cringe first time around because i was distracted by how hot he is lol #if i knew his birthday i'd gift him a comically large World's Specialist Edgelord mug <3

[agniyagrif]

Idk how about you but for me personally every vampire is ace until said otherwise

And Shilo aroace because yeah

Idk, i just wanted to share)

#jrwi #jrwi show #just roll with it #the suckening #I like when i have the reason to make characters ace #i don't actually need this reason obviously #but like sometimes i like that #and vampires is one of them #EVEN EDWARD TWILIGHT #even if this fucking idiot is having sex or romantic relationships it's some power thing for him #or something weird like FUCK I'M SOOO HANDSOME everyone wants me #and everyone will love oh yes and everything will be about meee oh I'm so hot and handsome and smart blah blah blah #oh man i hate him so much))) #WHEN WILL HE DIE WHEEEEN #STAKE HIM BURN HIM DRAWN HIM

[tswwwit]

What are some ideas you have floating around that you don't have any plans on writing but like to entertain as a thought?

Many of them, in fact! Though they sort of vanish from my memory if I don't make a record of them, here's a few ones I jotted down when they came to mind.

For a domestic one: Bill thought he'd hate a lot of being married! Even though he loves Dipper, he thought he'd rebel against the chains of domesticity - and in some ways he still does - but one major benefit he's found is not having to be 'on' all the time.

No need to be perfectly performing all the time! No shoving around for social influence, no intimidation, or clever tricks. No commanding attention or taking up the room. Hell, there's surprisingly little upkeep! Bill can undo his tie and pick his nose and bitch about his day to someone who isn't bending over backwards to agree with him on everything. Someone who doesn't give him a weird look and sneer if he, god forbid, actually wants to sit down, read a book, drop the grin for an hour or two.

The concept in question is Bill's very first moment of great surprise. That when he isn't being the most charming, terrifying, and exciting guy in the universe, and just chilling out for like, five minutes, Dipper comes over and snuggles up to him on the couch, or wraps his arms around his shoulders and kisses the top of his head. And when Bill asks 'what was that for?', Dipper shrugs and goes 'eh, just felt like it'. It's both baffling and extremely compelling.

A short where Reincarnated Dip is Definitely Sure he's Not Gay!!! Especially not for this Hot Demon Man who is getting so close and touchy with him with his big smile and horrible wiles. Yep. Just keeping an eye on him to make sure he's not up to something Nefarious ™.

A discussion between Dipper and Bill where Dipper insists that Bill should understand this, or not do that, because, like. Y'know, Bill's a guy! There are guy things! Making Bill stare at Dipper like he's an idiot. He proceeds to informs Dipper how that's stupid for multiple reasons! First, that Bill's Not Human to begin with, his gender can't be put into a little box! And frankly, he never filled out the paperwork for his original one, come to think of it. Sure, he/him's fine, but c'mon, sapling, thinking of the whole shebang like a binary is dumb as hell. Now Dipper has to do some mental readjustment re: his own issues with masculinity/gender.

#answers #None of this is very coherent I just saved this ask for a while and dumped some thoughts in #Though I do have like a whole scene in my head for the gender one #Probably it's Bill cajoling Dipper into wearing a dress for something. Which Dipper obviously rebels against. #Bill's very convincing but Dipper shoots back well. He's never seen *Bill* wear a dress. Thinking he's making a point #But Bill just gets the metaphorical equivalent of a lightbulb over his head. Hey! Good point kid it's been a while #Oh ho!!! I see! Pinching Dipper's cheek - you want us to *match!* Surprised to see any fashion sense outta you #Hold on a sec. Bill will whip up something in a jiffy. A real nice one #Now Dipper's spluttering. He thought it was a good counterargument but Bill didn't even *flinch* at the idea of wearing one himself #But like. C'mon Bill Guys Don't Wear Dresses!! You're a guy you shouldn't- #Bill stares at him like he's an idiot. DIpper shuts up. Dumb move actually now that he's thinking about it #Both because telling Bill he *shouldn't* do something absolutely means he's looking into doing it. If not already in the process #And second. Uh. Oh hell. Dipper remembers. That Bill's only wearing that body. Not human. Triangular so - Wait. Is he *not* a guy?? Uh. #Bill's perfectly fine with his human body and his pronouns. Even with the presumptions that his husband has made over the years #But Dipper having this idea that those mean Bill should STOP doing certain things annoys him a lot #Bill politely - for him anyway - reminds Dipper that he's very much *not* a guy. None of that crap applies! #As Dipper has seen! And hey the ideas Dipper's working with there are outdated even among *humans* what the hell #There's probably a mini-rant that's rather scathing but frankly that's Bill on easy mode for his husband #Dipper's well-intentioned and knows how things go but he struggles with masculinity especially regarding himself #Turns out being bullied and trying so hard to be Socially Acceptable means a lot of issues to unpack #Also re: the Domestic one #Dipper is present with Bill while he chills out for those five minutes. Just watching from across the room #Bill knows he's there. But he's not puffing up trying to be impressive. Not being dismissive. Just accepting. And now Dipper's *fascinated* #It's so rare to see Bill NOT 'on' that he couldn't help it. No big show. No big grin. Almost.... not 'vulnerable' he's terrifying always #But so so relatable. God does Dipper know the feeling of just wanting to find some peace and quiet after a hectic day. But for Bill. That's #Rare and strange and so - Dipper *knows* he's the Only Person who could ever ever see this. Being in Bill's presence for a full ten minutes #Without Bill flipping some internal switch to 'Impress or Intimidate'. This is Dipper's own little secret to watch and absorb and treasure #And. In a way. When Bill's not vibrating with potential energy for parties or violence he's even MORE handsome #He just HAS to kiss him. A little bit. On the cheek or on the top of the head. Maybe curl up next to him where it's warm and touch his ches #Bill spends hours afterward wondering where the hell that came from and WHY. And it'll take him *so much* time to figure it out

[clowningaroundmars]

my absolute fave thing to read in punkflower fics is lovesick puppy hobie brown

cool-as-a-cucumber hobie overthinking miles' every move, leaving lingering touches on him, longing glances thrown his way

certified BAMF hobie hanging by a doorway or window just a second too long before leaving miles

"skinny-hot" hobie refusing to believe someone as ✨️cool✨️ as miles would be into someone like him

badass punk hobie just yearning and pining and practically draping himself all over miles in desperate attempts but then pulling back all scared when anyone even hints that they should get together

god, i need pining lovesick loser hobie like AIR rn 😭

#mine #punkflower #spiderverse #can yall tell i am Not Normal rn #COOL HOT BADASS FUNNY HOBIE JUST!! *clenches fist* JUST!!! just fuckin swooning #like a victorian lady whenever miles does Anything #i mean do yall SEE the way he pays attention to and looks at miles in the movie? #i am unwell. i will never be able to emotionally recover from this #just... god. i love it #hobie brown spider punk just trailing after miles #joking with him and wrapping him up in all of the clothes he can manage to bring #practically screaming silently for miles' attention at every moment #showing off a lil bit when theyre swinging #dont get me wrong hobie is a very very cool guy. when miles isnt there #miles: shows up #hobie: immediately turns into the worlds biggest clumsiest clown to ever exist #miles: smiles #hobie: crashes into 2 walls a telephone pole and falls over a fence #bonus points if miles literally has zero clue the entire time #bc like obviously miles KNOWS hobie is ridiculously hot. this is canon #but SURELY someone like hobie has nooooo interest in him whatsoEVER right guys? …right? ahaha #IDIOTS the both of them #idiots in love #this is a trope i will never tire of ever #also the skinny-hot comment is a reference to the official atsv script #LOOK IT UP IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY #it is filled to brim with homosexuality and plenty of funny ass lines of miles being jealous #but miles my boy. my baby boy #look at me #you need not be jealous of hobie. YOURE the one in the middle of the love triangle NOT GWEN

[backpackingspace]

"Why haven't you won them over yet?"

I DONT KNOW GEGE WHY HAVENT I WON YOU OVER YET

#hua cheng #xie lian #heaven official's blessing #Tbh I went from I love these idiots I'm dying to oh. Oh no I'm going to cry xie lian nooo #Baby no there was someone there and He's right there!!! #Okay tbh I don't feel like xie lian is obviously I feel like he was feeling out the romance and then Hua cheng hit him with #I've had a crush since I was a child

[gotticalavera]

High School! Zukaang - Valentine's Day

Zuko decided to give him chocolates for the day, he's just coming to terms with his feelings for him, but... Aang's locker is full of candy and gifts.

Every time he gets a chance to give him the chocolates, someone interrupts them with a bigger and flashier gift for Aang. This makes him more and more upset.

At the end of the day, he hasn't given him the chocolates and Aang has bags full of gifts. Zuko no longer wants to give Aang the chocolates because he accidentally ruined them because he was upset.

When Zuko wants to go on his way, Aang stops him and hands him some homemade chocolates, he too has wanted to deliver him chocolates all this time. Surprised and excited, he also hands the chocolates to Aang and he eats them, realizing that they are the first chocolates Aang has eaten even though he has many.

After that, both of them promise what gift they will give to the other on the White Day.

#Of course this is another ZukAang school AU... #I like the idea that the two of them are outstanding students but in different ways... #This AU takes place in a traditional Fire Nation academy school... #why is Aang there?... It's a punishment #Obviously Zuko didn't like it... first week and he already had half the school eating out of his palm... #He thought Aang was an arrogant airhead... The classic idiotic popular guy... #But... he is a good boy... over time they become friends and then falling in love begins... #A slow burn with plenty of potential and cliché... #Of course Zuko also received chocolates from other people... #But Aang (from past experiences) always delivers his chocolates at departure time when no one is around... #Aang actually likes dark chocolate better and Zuko knows it. #And Zuko prefers milk chocolate and Aang knows it... #avatar the last airbender #avatar aang #fire lord zuko #zuko x aang #aang x zuko #zukaang #aang love #aanglove

[apotelesmaa]

Norma is objectively one of the funniest psychonauts characters though. she immediately assumes this 10 year old is the mole taking down the psychonauts from the inside and decides the best way to gather information is to stalk his dad. Ruins ford and raz’s plan to defeat maligula by being a snitch. Helped save the day by fixing the problem she caused. Is now in hell because she was wrong and all the other kids make her fortnite dance and shout go snitch girl go. Her sister got all the cool genes and now she’s stuck being an insufferable nerd. Probably says “well actually” at least ten times a day. Beefing with a 10 year old. Let’s give it up for pathetic & annoying female characters (fond).

#psychonauts #i don’t even think her thinking raz was the mole was unreasonable tbh #like obviously the adults are like this 10 year old isn’t the snitch #but she’s close enough to his age to not see that as an excuse and also I feel like that just made her feel like she was #the only one who could do anything about it. #by virtue of being the main character raz was involved in a lot of shit that made him seem suspicious #like I do enjoy her a lot even if I don’t necessarily agree with a lot of the fanon interpretations of her character #& I would love to see her and raz be worsties one day #because yes raz is only ten but he absolutely contributes to their beef on purpose #it’s like one of those things where u can’t snitch on him for being an ass because he’s ten and you’re a teenager #& people are like ohh norma come on he’s just 10 stop beefing with a child that’s stupid #and behind their back raz is making faces at her #i think they have great potential for antagonistic sibling energy once they get to know each other #raz behaves normally around the rest of the jr agents specifically to gaslight norma into thinking she’s an idiot for beefing with a child. #lili & lizzie would also absolutely help with this #god esp because raz has endeared himself so much to all of the big name agents AND Truman zanotto #i need 2 play psychonauts 2 again I’m so normal about this game