#like everytime Fives is on screen he screams “FIVES!!!”

[dysaren]

STARGIRL.mov | t.fushiguro

-⋆｡ᝰ.ᐟPAIRINGS.tojixfem!reader

-⋆｡ᝰ.ᐟSYNOPSIS.camboy!toji holds a raffle!

-⋆｡ᝰ.ᐟMDNI_WARNINGS.sweet toji :(, toji calls you pet names, recording, pussyeating/licking/fucking, daddykink, p in v, mating press, slapping, cervix kissing, squirting, doggystyle, butt plug, coming inside (pls practice safe sex!), aftercare, the ending is cringe asf lol

-⋆｡ᝰ.ᐟA/N.i havent done a fic in so long so hopefully this doesnt flop. ive been in my toji era recently <3

@/starboy_ posted an update! ⬎

hey everyone! i will be hosting a raffle this month. the lucky winner gets to come over and create a tape with me. tickets start at $20 each! i will be picking a winner two weeks from now. good luck!

l͟i͟n͟k͟

-T.F

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you read your favourite content creator's post, intrigued.

first off, $20 bucks? far too expensive for one ticket...but if it meant getting plowed by your online crush, youd pay for 10 tickets in a heartbeat.

you have been watching toji's content for about five months now, thankful that a sketchy twitter link brought you to his cam page. (thank god you pressed that link because you havent gotten off to anything else but his content. )

when you were able to catch his streams, your eyes would follow the stroke of his thrust, pumping his thick cock into a poor fleshlight or something similiar. you couldnt resist the urge circle your fingertips on your senstive bud with phallic didlo stuffed inside your clenching pussy. he was addicting.

very rarely would he post videos with him and other people. it would start off with the usual foreplay, with him getting sucked off, them getting eaten out or both at the same time. then toji would slide his dick into them, making them scream because of how girthy he was. he would put them in so many positions, cowgirl, missionary, hooking their legs up over his shoulders so he could explore more angles. fuck he would even put them in amazon position if they wanted to.

your favourite thing about toji, and what also seperated him from the other content creators, was the fact that after the session, he would leave in the aftercare clips at the end.

soaking a towel in warm water to clean his partner up, bringing them a glass of water, praising them, etcetera.

how could this man go from the roughest fuck to the sweetest praise in the same video?

it was comforting to you because everytime you'd squirt violently because of him, his praises would make your stomach clench with giddy.

you hover your mouse over the link "fuck it" you say while clicking on it. you grab your wallet from your bag, taking out your card and bought enough tickets to pay for the month's groceries.

you were able to catch toji's stream two weeks after you bought your raffle tickets.

he's in a tight black tee with those stupid pink cat headphones ontop of his head. (someone mailed it to him for an unboxing stream and he has been using them ever since.)

"hey guys..." he greets as a flood of people join, adjusting his gaming chair so he can sit up easier. "before we start the show, its time we announce the winner for the raffle!"

he's set up his computer to screen share the wheel he's created, filled with many usernames. you spot yours multiple times. it seems as through you and three other people bought the most tickets out of the 50+ participants. his cursor hovers above the 'SPIN!' button.

your heart beats faster with anticipation. sure, there was a very big chance that you werent going to win, but your brain kept feeding your delusions.

toji presses the button and off it goes.

you watch as the florescent colors of the wheel spin and meld into one another, circling faster and faster before slowing down gently.

holding your breath, you monitor your username as it gets closer and closer to the arrow at the top of the circle.

and then, it stops

the arrow has stopped at your username. a flash of confetti litters toji's screen.

you watch the little box in the corner, filming toji, a smile forming on his face. he ends the screen sharing.

"it looks like our winner is @/dollface.y/n!"

you let go of the breath you were holding. your eyes rereads the username again. he just said your name right?

you type in the chat.

▹dollface.y/n: oh my god

toji reads your message. his resonant laugh fills your earbuds, making you shiver. "let me send you a friend request first, and then i'll send the details for the event after the show!" you hear a few clicks of his mouse, followed by his keyboard.

a notification pop up in your inbox

╰⪼@/starboy_ has sent you a friend request!

you accept his request immediately, your eyes still focused on the black haired man.

“once again! congrats to @/dollface.y/n for winning the raffle. now lets get this show started!” he announces, dimming his room lights to a blood red.

a week after, you find yourself outside of a hotel. prior to tonight, toji sent you a congratulatory message as well as the location and requirements needed before the meet.

as you step inside the hotel lobby, you feel butterflies graze the sides of your stomach walls. you couldnt believe how unbelivably nervous you were. it also didnt help that you wore your shortest skirt.

the elevator ride up was quite long as you were on the 12th floor. there is only one room there and it was the penthouse suite.

when you opened the door, you were greeted with the robust scent of cedarwood. the suite was clean, with white and grey deco. the chandlier in the middle of the living room illuminated all. you were obviously blown away because you didnt see the tall, dark-haired man to your left.

"pretty right?" he chuckles, watching you with a steady eye.

you jump in surprise, his low voice startling you. to your left, stood the man youve been dreaming of for so long, except there was only a towel concealing his lower half. you could see an outline of his cock.

his upper body was like that of a god. his happy trail led up to his small (&slutty!) waist and chisleled abs.

toji eyed you, a shit eating grin adorning his face. you were in a trance.

he cleared his throat, seemingly breaking your stare.

“youre y/n?” he asks you.

“yes..” you lock eyes with his. his beautiful piercing green eyes making your legs feel like jello. you could feel the fabric of your panties soak as you watch him licks his lips

toji seems to be just as entranced as you are. “youre beautiful.” he says lowly. he looks at you up and down, soaking up your frame. youre wearing a black miniskirt accompanied with a lace cami top. he can see your cleavage peaking out from the dip of the top.

“sorry?” you didnt hear him.

“nothing.” he smiles at you, walking towards you with his arm extended out.

you hesitate for a moment before putting your small hand in his large one.

the size difference between the two of you very was noticeable. toji could feel his stomach flutter with excitement. (it doesnt help that he has a size kink too)

he brings you to the bedroom, which is almost fully white except for the light grey accents.

on one side of the bed you see a camera, pointed towards the bed.

“feel free to get whatever you’d like before we start. you can drop your stuff here. theres some snacks and water in the kitchen and a bathroom just right there.” toji points to the door beside the bed.

he really is just like how you imagined him. sweet when he wants to be yet still rough.

“okay…thank you. im just gonna get changed in the bathroom real quick.” you tell him, unknowingly giving him doe eyes. you bend over to set your bag down on the floor, your miniskirt lifting up to reveal a wet patch on your lacey panties.

fuck. toji thinks

“okay. ill be here when youre done.” he finde hinself sitting on the plush mattress.

toji’s eyes are glued to the door as he waits for you to come out. he was capitvated by you. the way you moved, how you presented yourself, how soft you voice was when you talked to him, how soft your hands were.

all he could think about was how your small hands would wrap around his cock. how would they look when they were digging into his skin?

he wanted to taste your sweetness. he wonders what you sound like. youve already got him bewitched both body and soul.

in the bathroom, you undress yourself to reveal a dark red lingerie set. you inhale and exhale once more before opening the door.

toji leans back when he sees you. he can feel his dick harden and he knows you can see it too when he tracks your eyes down to his lower half.

"cmere baby." he murmurs.

you walk to him all sultry like, making sure to try to hold eye contact with the man. you sit next to him.

"youre fucking sexy..." he whispers in your ear.

"mmm.." you hum, feeling goosebumps pebble at your skin from his hot breath.

"are you ok with this angel?" he looks at you with tense eyes. "you can use the stoplight system if youre feeling uneasy."

you bite your bottom lip, acknowledging the information youve just recieved.

toji kisses your forehead before standing up and pressing *RECORD* on his camera.

suddenly his deameanor changes. his eyes darken with lust. he initiates a ferverent and intense kiss. the action elicits a muffled yelp out of you.

toji makes out with you violently, licking your bottom lip to signal you to open your mouth. when you do, he lewldy explores your mouth with his tongue.

he gently pushes you into the bed, slowly bringing his hand closer to your sex. he cups the warmth before rubbing your clit under your wet panties.

the man releases the kiss, watching how pathetic you get under his touch. he chuckles. "youre so fucking wet." he sees the work he's done to you, your lips puffy and pink from all the kissing. "your username suits you dollface.." he says ernestly, speaking quietly enough for the camera not to pick up the comment.

you whimper, shy because of his remark. also because he was picking up the pace with how he was circling your clit with his rough digits.

toji grunts as he stops his actions and roughly pulls off your delicate panties, almost ripping them in the process. he then kneels at the foot at the bed, watching your juices glisten against your pussy.

he thumbs at your lips, spreading them slowly to watch your tiny hole clench around nothing. he smirks before licking a wet stripe along your pussy.

he blows lightly against your sex wanting to hear your whines again. and when he does, he begins to suck and lick at your pussy like it was his last meal.

youre grasping at the white sheets, moaning louder and louder as he devours you, his fingers working inside of you. your eyes cross as he hits your special spot.

"ngghhh fuck daddy please!!" you wail, your legs unable to close because toji has locked them in place with his burly hands.

he lifts his head up, your juices staining his chin. "say that again baby."

you hum before he plunges back in, this time, thrusting his tongue into you.

"daddy!" tears form in your eyes. "m'gna cum! im cu-" you lose all sense of control as you cream on his tongue, eyes rolling back.

he huffs. " i didnt say you could cum angel." making the grip on your legs tighter, causing you to mewl. he slaps your pussy with delight.

"m sorry..daddy." you slur.

"poor baby. already so fucked out you cant even get words our properly. " he titters before lifting your legs up and placing them on his shoulders. he gets up onto the bed.

you gasp, feeling your lower half being more exposed. you watch as the dark-haired man removes the towel from his waist, revealing his stiffined boner. his angry red tip, twitching.

"ugh look what youve done to me angel." he growls.

you bite your lips, observing how he slaps his shaft against your slick, teasing your overly sensitive clit.

"anghh." seeing how you sob from his actions, toji kisses your cheek before plunging his entire length into you. he groans from the tightness.

"oh fuck! youre so fucking tight baby..." he exhales heavily, not giving you time to adjust to his thickness before pumping into you.

you scream from the stretch. "ahgh!!" you let go of the sheets, moving your hands to grip onto his upper arms and shoulders. "daddy! t'much!!" you cry in protest.

toji halts his actions before removing your bra and slapping your tits harshly. "shut the fuck up slut." he snarls, watching as the blood rushes to your skin, leaving marks on your sensitive tits.

"mmmggnh..." your mind becomes mush as he pushes himself further into you, his tip kissing your cervix. your eyes roll back, tongue lolling out of your mouth.

"m'gna squiirt..think m’gna sq…” you cant even finish your sentence before you cum for the second time, squirting all over his lower body. he can feel you clench around his dick.

he laughs as he watches your face contort with pleasure. "youre fucking cock drunk." he says, removing himself from your sopping pussy. your pussy clenches around nothing as he spits on it. "dont think im done with you yet."

you mewl as toji flips you over with great strength, still making sure he doesnt hurt you in the process. he moves behind you, gripping at your hips so your ass up face down. he slaps your ass and groans when he watches the fat jiggle. he reaches for his bag, grabbing a plug with a cute pink heart attatched to the end of it. he spits on it, thumbing at your virgin hole before plunging the cold metal into your ass. you scream something incoherent.

he watches as he slaps your ass again, the crystal heart nestling between your cheeks. he pushes himself into your cunny once more. the snapping of his hips faster than before.

"dadddy!! m'please! faster! i wan' it f-aster..!" you choke, feeling his cock press against your g-spot multiple times.

"mggf." toji responds, his hands gripping at your fat. "be a good girl and tell me whos fuckin you so good?" he presses his pelvis into your ass, making sure youre full of him.

you comply, synchronizing his thrusts with how you fuck back into him. "you!..you daddy!! yo-ure fu..cking m'so good!!"

he smirks, smacking your ass some more. "thats fuckin right baby. only i can make you feel this good y' hear me?"

"yesss..." youre moaning like a broken record. you tilt your head to face the camera, hoping it doesnt pick up how smeared your makeup as become from crying.

"pl-ease...please lemme cum..daddy!" you beg the man. he doesnt respond, making you frusturated. "daddy-y...!" you yell.

"such a fucking cumslut. already?” he mutters under his breath. "cum f'me" he grunts, his eyebrows furrow when he feels that familiar clench around his cock.

the knot in your stomach snaps and you let out a gutteral scream. the way your pussy grasps at his cock makes his balls tighten. he thrusts into a few more times before he finally loses control and lets his seed flood your sweet pussy.

but he doesnt stop there. he overstimulates both of you as he fucks himself deeper, a creamy ring forming at the base of his cock.

"take it-all angel.." he slurs with pleasure. panting, he slows his thrusts eventually plugging you with his cock so his cum wont seep out of your sex. theres a bulge at the bottom of your stomach. you’ve never felt so full

a few seconds after, he finally releases himself from you. your pussy has become a creamy mess, frothy cum leaking out.

"mmm so warm.." you mumble, still recovering from your high. toji exhales with a smile, before leaving you to get a warm towel. he keeps the camera recording.

he comes back with said towel and a glass of water. he helps you remove the plug before helping you rest your head on a pillow.

gently, he cleans around your beat pussy and kisses your clit. he moves further up your body, making sure to praise you on how well you did for him.

"you did so well doll. i knew you had it in you." he strokes your hair. "so fucking good f'me." he kisses your lips then your forehead. you smile weakly at him. toji wipes at your smeared makeup, ruined by tears. "m'sorry i was so rough with you."

you comfort him, whispering that you loved it.

afterwards, he carried you bridal-style to the bathroom where he cleaned you up, whispering sweet nothings in your ear.

"youre my stargirl."

the next morning, toji suggested that you should change your username to match his. and so you did.

its safe to say that the tape you and him created did numbers on his page. all the comments were asking for more of you.

and of course he didnt want to disappoint his fans. so you and him sent out an announcement together:

@/starboy_ posted an update! ⬎

thank you for all the support on our last tape. due to the high volume of requests, y/n and i have decided to continue filming with each other. stay tuned!

-toji & y/n

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#jujutsu kaisen #toji x you #toji smut #toji x reader #toji zenin #jjk toji #toji fushiguro #jujutsu toji #jujutsu kaisen toji #toji x y/n #jjk fushiguro #toji fushigro x reader #toji #jjk #jjk x reader #jjk smut

[alex-dot-com]

My personal SDV Shane HCs

Sebastian reminds Shane so much of his younger self it makes his heart ache. Seb, Abi and Sam remind him of himself and Jas’s parents when they were younger, before the accident.

His ears are covered in healed piercings, his lip and eyebrow also.

When he either marries the farmer or when the Joja Mart closes he starts working on the farm, and gets big. Like I picture year five Shane fuckin swole. Hay bale lifting and heavy machinery pushing all goes to his shoulders

Im not saying washboard abs, the kinda strength you see in proper weight lifters, all muscle and roundness thats rough around the edges.

I like to think there are old home videos of Shane and Jas’s parents that she plays sometimes, when the saloon gets a TV she brings them in to watch on the proper TV rather than the poor excuse that Marnie has, Shane cries like a baby seeing is old friends on a decent screen, in high quality.

and Seb, Abi and Sam watch jaws drop as alternate timeline versions of them appear on the screen

Shane can fuckin sing, while hes working that man has the OG emo anthems either blasting or singing them himself.

He does the cough at the beginning of ‘dear maria count me in’ and it makes him laugh everytime before he sings with the most angelic ex-emo voice the world has ever heard.

Shane and Jas’ parents definitely had a band of their own, Shane gives me Bass or Keyboard vibes along with primarily back up vocals but once he has a drink in him he could lead vocal for hours.

He seems like the kinda guy that once upon a time was probably the most stressed waiter known to man, nineteen years old Shane having decided to not go to college his roomates/bestfriends are pregnant and are planning a shotgun wedding, stressed outta his mind, industrial piercing rejecting and infected, eye twitching while a customer asks for their fries to be replaced with prawns and refusing to pay any extra costs for that

He gives screaming match in the kitchen with the chef and then going out back to smoke weed with him vibes.

#stardew valley #sdv shane #stardew shane #shane sdv #stardew headcanon #sdv shane hc #sdv

[z3rinn]

# #. HORROR FLICK !!

imagine watching a horror movie with all your favorite twst boys. will they just not react? will they scream bloody murder? hmm, more and more questions without answers. you wonder how it will turn out…

He screams and yells everytime a character does something stupid. Why would you walk through that dark hallway that obviously has a ghost or murderer hiding in it??? OMFG don't you DARE walk through that door- don't you know whatevers in there is gonna come out and kill you!?!? He's either jumping around and yelling or making obnoxious gestures and continously pointing to the screen while still yelling.

- SEBEK ZIGVOLT. deuce spade. ACE TRAPPOLA. ruggie bucchi. epel felmier, riddle rosehearts IDIA SHROUD... plus all your faves !!!

What? A horror movie? Yeah no. Unless you drag him out he's not going. Did you just call him a chicken?? OK fine. Gets tired after like five minutes of watching it and "falls asleep" on top of you. That or he pays attention closely and scoff at the stupidity of the main characters. Are the main characters actually gonna split up? Really? How stupid. Oh and hes rolling his eyes cause they're gonna get killed by a machete--

- LEONA KINGSCHOLAR, jamil viper, vil schoenheit, FLOYD LEECH?, azul ashengrotto.... and all your favorites !!!

He's actually enjoying the movie !! His eyes are locked on the screen, and he’s actually giving normal reactions (sometimes). He's usually watching with a smile on his face (even if the scene doesn’t call for it. But I mean at least he agreed to join. Just by glancing at him you can tell how immersed he is in it. He’ll make a comment or two on why the main character is being stupid but in the end it’s all just fun and game’s right? (some of them like the blood as well….)

- KALIM AL-ASIM, ortho shroud, JADE LEECH, rook hunt, LILIA VANROUGE, cater diamond, malleus draconia… and whoever else !!

The most normal movie experience. Just watching calmly and intently. It's almost like a movie theater with how immersed everyone is ngl. His gaze is set on the TV, but you can see sweat and fear in his eyes when a scary scene comes on. A pretty average reaction to movies if anything. He's laughs it off though, stating that he knows it's fake. Eventually though, as the movie goes on you notice something. It looks as if he's fallen asleep on your shoulder. (Just leave him there)

- SILVER, jack howl, TREY CLOVER, DEUCE SPADE... and whomever else you like !!!

Actually jumps when a jumpscare happens. Then goes back to normal. (He's actually gonna die omfg)

- IDIA SHROUD. AZUL ASHENGROTTO

Is happy to just be there if anything. Oh is someone being mailed to death? Oh who cares. He was invited !! He can't help the smile on his gorgeous face. Of course hes going to be happy. Especially with you.

-MALLEUS DRACONIA

Ate all your snacks.

- GRIMMY !!!!

#twst #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland #twst x reader #twst cast #twst first years #disney twst #twst second years #twst third years

[curiousgworge]

⠀⠀⠀⠀꒰‧⁺ falling in love with txt as taylor swift songs *ೃ༄

*ೃ pairings: txt!ot5 (individual) x reader

word count: 653

warnings: none i guess

⠀⠀⠀⠀꒰‧⁺ choi yeonjun - gorgeous (reputation)  *ೃ༄

the first thing you notice when you met yeonjun is how handsome he is, like, the whole package of attractiveness: he’s tall and his smile is so white that it almost hurts your eyes. that’s why you avoided him like the plague: you couldn’t picture a scenario where you would interact with him without stuttering or saying something stupid. but he was so attractive, like literally, ‘cause you kept bumping in him and locking eyes and it took you a while to see that his magnetic field was just too strong. then you got to the talking stage, and you fell in love with him all over again: for his voice, his bubbly personality, his terrible jokes and even worse pick up lines, all his dreams and expectations, and for the way he would hold you hand and hug you suddenly. and, of course, by the way he would smirk and tell you that he always made his best to look that gorgeous just for you

⠀⠀⠀⠀꒰‧⁺ choi soobin - ivy (folklore)  *ೃ༄

falling in love with soobin was actually a process, something that happened gradually. it began with this weird feeling in the pitch of your stomach when he was not around, the sensation that something was missing; then, the shyness and blushed cheeks whenever he smiled your way, or how easily you’d laugh at his awful jokes, or the late night calls you would have discussing dreams and fears, and you tried, but you couldn’t really picture a future without soobin in your life, like his presence was rooted in your dreams and you heart, covered in him

⠀⠀⠀⠀꒰‧⁺ choi beomgyu - the way i loved you (fearless)  *ೃ༄

at first it felt like some kind of nightmare. there’s just absolutely no way that you have feelings for choi beomgyu, since the guy just can’t spend five minutes in your company without teasing you for dear life. you fight for almost everything, screaming and calling eachother names (well, you call him names; he just keeps saying how hot you look when you’re mad). but still, you realize that you really like him after a couple failed dates, all of the guys being gentlemans, you just felt like it missed something. and then you come home and beomgyu just has to comment something about your appearance, maybe your choice of clothes or terrible taste for men, and when you tell him in a chuckled laugh to just fuck off, you realize that you’d rather fight him than being in peace with anybody else

 

⠀⠀⠀⠀꒰‧⁺  kang taehyun - you are in love (1989) *ೃ༄

you don’t even realize that you’re falling for him until, during a movie night with him and the boys, you look to your left and there he is, eyes in the screen and a focused expression, and even tho it’s nothing special, you just can’t look away. and you remember all the late night drives, coffee in hand and the silence between you being filled by the soft hum of the radio, and realize you have already been in love with him all this time. loving taehyun is calm, monotonous even: instead of causing a revolution in your emotions, the way his eyes bright and his smiles grows at the sight of you just floods you with peace and undisturbed happiness

⠀⠀⠀⠀꒰‧⁺  hueningkai - everything has changed (red) *ೃ༄

loving kai is a feeling just as sweet as him; it happens suddenly, but it’s not like you didn’t expect it. you were playing some game together, and not only he’s cheating for dear life, but the way he laughs and screams every time he dies or you become close to winning just make your heart tingles, and is inevitable to laugh and somehow scream louder than him. then he looks at you, eyes shining with tears from laughing so hard and it’s over for you. it may not be your first love, but it surely feels like it: butterflies in your stomach, stupid giggles to unfunny stuff and adrenaline rushing through your veins everytime he is around

#tomorrow x together #txt boyfriend #txt headcanons #txt imagine #txt scenarios #hueningkai #hueningkai imagines #beomgyu #beomgyu imagines #yeonjun #yeonjun imagines #soobin #soobin imagines #kang taehyun #txt taehyun #txt beomgyu #taehyun x reader #hueningkai x reader #beomgyu x reader #soobin x reader #yeonjun x reader #taehyun imagines #choi soobin #choi yeonjun #choi beomgyu

[tiny-breadcrumbs]

Unpopular opinion but I'm on my third attempt to watch love and redemption and I still didn't have enough patience to get through more than ep 3 :(

This is actually the main reason why I only go into mysterious lotus casebook around last month. No hate to cheng yi, I enjoy his visual like any other but its the matter of among his past drama, I can never finish one. Love and redemption, I repeatedly push it back, something in that drama trigger my patience. Maybe its the overly naive borderline dumb female lead, maybe its the slow pace, maybe its the colour, I'm not sure! All the same with immortal samsara, except for that one, I probably will never going back to try again. I've seen mysterious lotus casebook's poster since the very first time it released and immediately put it on the middle tier of my watchlist (one that I probably watch if I'm bored enough with my life). Still, the drama just kept popping up into my recomendation but not until my friend say it's "quite good" I finally start to watch. She is a big cheng yi fans tho, so I'm not fully convinced at first, a total big zero expectation. With all her screaming about I will come out of that being a cheng yi fans and will finally have enough mental power to push through love of redemption, I actually watch it with "at least it have zeng shunxi.." mentality.

Well, big surprise, guess who got distracted with di feisheng (and his pretty eyelashes) since the first five minute? Me. It got worse from eps 5 and above. God knows how that man catch my eyes everytime he is on screen. And through him, I actually stay to enjoy the rest of the character. Hell, I even watch through the cringe survival show because apparently I need more xiao shunyao content after that.

So far, I can say li lianhua was the only cheng yi role that I can watch without the urge to write three pages rant. And I'm still not sure about love and redemption. Does it really good? At what point it got exciting? I kept seeing people say its really good, like the best xianxia of the year level of good. Maybe I want to believe that everytime I come back to give it a new try. But I found myself returning it back to the shelf each try too.

#at this point I can only hope for heroes legend #I need that one to be at least bearable if not good #cheng yi collection of drama #mysterious lotus casebook #love and redemption #cheng yi #ramblings

[onedayimgonnasnap]

Court Of Darkness Slander

He didn’t do anything but- I’ve been holding the urge to not bully him for a fucking month now everytime he pops up on screen.

Bro looks like he uses the Pythagorean theorem to solve puzzles.

Bro looks like he can’t take a joke without going; “Actually 🤓🤓☝️”

Goofy ass voice. Bro giggles like someone was holding his nose, he sounds sick all the time.

He says scrumptious everytime he eats his dry ass chicken after a long day.

Bro is the only non toxic mf in the whole family and they still don’t pay him any attention and the only time his own momma be paying attention to him is for a scheme.

Bro would apologize to me if he saw this post with tears in his eyes like he did something wrong.

Look at bros earrings- IT LOOKS LIKE A CLIP ON-

Bro kinda built like an Edgar from school; “No quema cuh”

Look at his goofy ass hair, it built like Light Yagami, Shane Dawson or Justin Bieber.

That’s why the Avari brothers be a whole ass boy band.

Bro walks like Coralines dad, he has his whole ass neck out when he walks.

Bro would correct you on a math problem and when he corrected you it was actually wrong when the teacher corrects you so he unintentionally set you up for failure.

He looks like he’d be good at roller skating and bad at ice skating

He looks like he would go to school on a scooter and park it outside of a bush just for it to be stolen.

Bro can’t even put on a jacket correctly bitch always has one arm out.

How tf does Aquia have a route after Assper?

He looks like he’s allergic to sunlight and carrots

He looks like he’d say sorry after being sick

He looks like he’d try to change his whole personality to get along with Guy but Guy still doesn’t hang out with him.

He looks goofy asf “OH OH OH I KNOW YOU LOVE ME-“

Bro would call you a silly goose.

He would say “teehee”

He has a high pitched sneeze.

His head is built like an AirPod.

His nose is built like an obtuse triangle

Bro is an angle

I can’t explain why, but he knows everything about the Kratt brothers

He would start yelling and crying is Guy called them the “Crap Brothers”

He’s a theater kid

He’s the family therapist

He would start yelling and screaming and throwing shit if I made one mean comment about Guy

He looks like he would cry in that one Disney film “the ugly duckling”

He looks like that one post of the lady who thought she was worshiping Buda but it was actually a shrek statue

He looks like he thinks he got AIDS from

High fiving a girl

His bro got more bitches

Aquia has NO bitches

He looks like his breathe smells like mints. Like a strong smell of fucking mint

He also likes to sit down and smell gasoline because to him it smells delightful

He looks like he would do the “👉👈”

Everytime he brings home a friend they ditch him to go hang with Guy or Zev

When he’s nervous or bashful one of his hairs pop out of his head straight up like in the little rascals movie

#court of darkness #aquia avari #I’m not sorry #court of darkness slander

[mossy-aro]

Top five monster high characters

OH BOY OH MY THANKS SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK!! i love them ALL so much so this is a hard decision but i do have a pretty thought out list:

1) Ghoulia Yelps

this might be surprising since my pfp is quite literally frankie stein but ghoulia is actually my #1 bbygirl beloved. which is interesting, because she was actually my least favourite as a kid and i was actively terrified of her (i had a serious fear of zombies). ghoulia is also extremely aromantic and no i will not be taking notes but if prompted (or even without. because i am nothing if not annoying) i can and will explain at length exactly why ghoulia is the #1 aro coded monster high character. also she’s just cool (ZOMBIE SCENE QUEEN AUGHHHH)

2) Robecca Steam

SHE IS A VICTORIAN STEAMPUNK ROBOT. need i say more. i don’t, but i will just bc i love her and want to share. if you don’t know her doll comes with spinnable cogs on her legs! and she travels around in canon with steam powered rocket boots. sick right, yes. her design is so over the top and cool in every way. i love her dorky polite personality and her inability to use any piece of technology invented after the year 1900. hashtag alive in the wrong era, but literal. bc she actually is, someone help this girl

3) Draculaura

who doesn’t love drac!!! she’s literally the sweetest girl alive. she was my absolute fave as a kid. draculaura on top (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)

4) Abbey Bominable

ABBEY!!!!! i love her. literal ice queen and actual menace (complimentary). she is literally everyone’s favourite mean friend except she’s not really mean at all she’s just too real for some people. forever iconic, abbey ilysm

5) Scarah Screams

I was really debating giving this spot to Operetta (Operetta apologist for life btw) but the thing that broke the tie for me was down to character design. i love them both but omg. scarah is on another level she is literally freaky weirdgirl personified i think she is so cool y’all

…6) G3 Frankie Stein

OK I KNOW THIS IS A TOP 5 LIST… but this is a g1 list so far so it doesn’t count technically. g3 frankie is honestly the best thing about the reboot to me so far; i like some of the other reboot designs but personality wise, g3 frankie is absolutely my fave of the new cast. i genuinely adore them so so immensely everytime they’re on screen they make me smile :)

now it’s time for the RUNNERS UP (ie. i love them a lot but not quite top 5s):

Operetta:

people who hate on Operetta need to rewatch like all the movies and webisodes bc um. she has never done anything wrong actually yall just forgot what happened. leave my girl alone 🗣️

Spectra:

NOIR DETECTIVE JOURNALIST GHOST GIRL!!!! literally no notes. go watch (or rewatch) this right now and be happy.

Deuce:

he’s just a surfer dude himbo whose voice may randomly turn into 2000s pop autotune at any given moment (he might need to get that checked out). is it possible to not love him

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i truly do love every single MH character though (except manny.) they are all so cool and special so this is just a personal list of my fave designs, concepts and characters :))

#monster high #asks #ask #anon #personal #ghoulia yelps #robecca steam #g3 frankie stein #if anyone is wondering why g1 frankie stein isn’t on here btw it’s not bc i don’t love her. but she’s my pfp bc her design is cool + green #she’s just not an all time fave but she is still absolutely my beloved. and also some kind of aro (i won’t be taking notes)

[oneirataxia-girl]

Top 5 one piece characters whose design you love and 5 designs you just don't feel

SCREAMS. okay so I should say that I am Not Good At Styling (or pairing stuff in general), so just take my comments as the rantings of a gremlin probably way shorter than you, but other than that-

five one piece character designs I like:

Trafalgar Law - I could go on and on and on about how hot good he looks in every arc he’s in (yes, even stoner!Law), plus all the hearts in his tattoos with the connection to his crew the Heart Pirates and Corazon is elite tbh his tattoos and accessories in general have me looking respectfully

Killer - at first I was intimidated, but after Wano I have a newfound appreciation for him + his design, the mask makes him stand out bc not many characters cover their faces, and his hair is the single most glorious thing I have ever seen, I want a Rapunzel!Killer au for shits and giggles (Kid can be Pascal lmao) (if there's a fanfic of this pls link it)

Uta - UTA MY BELOVED, her look is gorgeous, the two-color hair?? the hairstyle?? the asymmetrical dress?? YES PLEASE, she looks absolutely beautiful and very pop singer-ish if you know what I mean, tbh if she was real I would go in the song realms no questions asked

Doflamingo - now let us be clear, I hate this mutated flamingo as much as the next person, but his design fits him so perfectly that I have to grudgingly give him this win, it's bright, it's over the top, it's hideous to look at, it feels like he too the flamingo part of his name too literally, it feels like Doffy, and so I do think it fits him well

Nico Robin - or more specifically, pre-timeskip!Robin, I just adore the gothy cowboy aesthetic (purple-black and leather fits you'll always be famous to me) and I feel like Robin looks really nice with those bangs. I'm sorry but I'm a part of the pre-timeskip!Robin squad through and through, which brings us to...

five one piece character designs I don't like:

Nico Robin - this time it's post-timeskip!Robin. when I say that I couldn't recognize her, I mean that I actually thought she was Boa Hancock but with a slightly different hairstyle. she's literally so different looks-wise it's hard to reconcile pre and post Robin as the same character. also, (and this is a nitpick) the sunglasses make me stressed bc I keep thinking they might fall off

Rebecca - I know, I know, One Piece defies the laws of everything real-world related, but the gladiator armor makes me unreasonably upset because it's virtually useless. I guess it's a testament to her skills that she's barely hurt during Dressrosa, but still, everytime I see the stupid armor it makes my eye twitch

Carrot - or just most of the Minks to be honest. Oda make them more animal-like challenge, give Carrot the round fluffy body of an actual bunny, don't just slap a fluffy tail and some ears and call it a day, I want a bunny Mink that's like Peter Rabbit, but considering that Oda's... preference as to drawing females, I'm not expecting a miracle

Caesar Clown - it might be influenced by his laugh, but I genuinely sigh whenever this guy comes on screen, his appearance does him No Favors, absolutely no drip whatsoever, he’s so difficult to stand on screen so I won’t talk about him more, I just have an irrational hatred for him

Kozuki Momonosuke - more of a ‘wistful sigh of what could’ve been’ than anything, I just think it would be cool to have Momo be near Toki’s height and Hiyori similar to Oden.

#i did want to give kid a win #but I feel like his appearance is very him and in the end that’s all that matters to me #which is why there’s not much elaboration abt the ones I don’t like #is it sexist to not that most of the op female designs? #bc i'm mostly fine with the male ones (or just accept the bad ones as character quirks) but i just can't with some of the girls/women looks #don't even get me started on the nami-fication

[astridthevalkyrie]

aot characters' favorite mha characters bc i'm funny (not meant to be taken seriously in the slightest pls)

eren—loves ochako uraraka but he breaths a little heavily every time shigaraki’s on screen

everyone thinks it would be bakugo but he saw him being mean to an armin kinnie (deku) and huffed through his nose and now he’s a bakugo anti

mikasa—bops to the hero too song but jirou isn’t her favorite character since she’s “too emo”

bakugo became her favorite as soon as he stepped up on stage in the sports festival and told everyone he was gonna win, she shed a single and called the entire gang extras after that

armin—tries so hard not to have deku as his favorite character but tbh it’s just like when he watched encanto and saw mirabel it was like it was meant to be

cries when deku eats all might’s hair

coincidentally also a huuuuge all might stan and defender who actually gets pissy everytime someone slanders him

jean—“ew i don’t watch that gay hero show” (momo bc “hot and underrated leader”)

also ojiro because “there’s just something ab that guy's voice…”

sasha—denki :) jean makes kissy faces at her when connie looks away and when connie doesn’t look away. sasha thinks it’s an invitation to make out. it isn’t.

but also momo bc of the boobs

connie—“this toga mfer is creepy as helllll”

unironically stans sir nighteye and cried when he died and makes a hate shrine dedicated to overhaul (“isn’t that a video game lolzzz” “that’s overwatch you fucking moron”)

historia—aizawa DICKRIDER bro she screamed when he cut his leg off and eren paused to shout at her for six minutes during which she kept crying about the leg

also saw dabi’s backstory and her face was just permanently stuck like this ☹️ becomes a dabi fan only after that so eren accuses her of being fake bc he’s a hater

ymir—“that girl with the green hair that moves and shit”

says she likes bakugo because he’s funny but the first time hawks appeared on screen her eyes were WIDE and she giggles a bit every time he’s in the show after that

reiner—“oh definitely mirio”

“is it because you’re also a better version of the main character”

eren: “hey what the FUCK actually” giggles and twirls hair cutely “reiner mirio’s actually in my top five too”

cried when aoyama was exposed he was like ong that’s me

bertholdt—he also likes uraraka but his one and only fav character is hagakure 

there’s not much to be said there but when he told everyone that mikasa was like “yiiiiiiiikes 😬 aren’t you literally the colossal titan too 😂”

annie—she says it’s endeavor and everyone groans really loudly and connie says “ofc you like him abusive dad ahh dickrider”

her second fav is toga. 

and her third fav is wash.

erwin—hero commission president blonde lady 

this one ->  

says he wishes he bought levi as a child

levi isn't happy about that

hange—obviously the evil doctor who helps all for one

she also thinks all for one is hot

“i wanna look at the frog girl’s tongue soooo bad”

levi—mr compress

#aot #mha #attack on titan #my hero academia #'would you ever write a crossover fic?' i just did

[byuntrash101]

ok so guys the concert was insane.

like all of them were absolutely stunning and amazing. it was my first time seeing ateez and i mean i knew they were amazing performers but it was a different level to notice of this live.

they all spoke english almost thoughout the entire thing which means so much to international fans and isnt at all mandotory for the idols but they made the extra effort and that is special to me <3

my baby was gorgeous. like i fell so so hard for him i cant even put it into words. i can confidently say tht sog mingi is the sexiest man to ever roam this space rock we call earth. he is perfection. like his thighs are so thick and beautiful, his smile is just adorable, his expressive eyes and his stage presence is no joke you guys. im even more in love with mingi that i was when i walked in. he is the man. like he was so hot his real life body proprotions are just out of this world. he's so tall. a little smothing about me im a tall girl (1m75) and he looked talllllll. his backwas so broaddddd like the sturdiest shoulders ever. and like when he was performing like eyes are so sharp and he looks kinda mean and i love out it contrasts to his cute alter ego when he isnt performing. he gave us everything. like you could tell how hard he was working just by how much he sweated (also i love sweat i have a problem i need medical assitance like it made him look so hottttt). he served looks and talent on a silver platter.

like everytime it was him on the screen the crowd went wild. i think (actually dont quote me on this) he sold out his mingi fan thingy the fastest. like everytime he spoke we kept on barking just out of pure collective mingi brain rot. we were all his dogs i tell youuuuu. and we loved it.

and seonghwa danced hapy boy doing the real dance break it was so cute and funny. ugh i love himmmmm.

it was the frist time they came to belgium and they all said they had a great time visiting the city and doing tourist stuff (their pictures at the Grand Place are so cuteeee ugh) and they also said they enjoyed the food and that made me so happy like i really hope they will have a fond memory of my city and that thy want to come perform again.

and the audiance was so full of enerygy. i went to other concerts and it was the first one that i felt like we were all hyped up like we kept on chanting and screaming. at one point seonghwa was on screen that yelled until our brains melted out of our ears and he said that he rally loved when we screamed. hongjoong asked if we had been storing our energy for five years. like we kept cheering for them as loud as we could. i hope they really saw how happy and hyped we were from them it wasnt all just fan service talking us into believing we were the best crowd ever. so yeah

sorry if this is all over the place but im all over the place.

i had the time of my life.

#ateez #ateez in brussels #ateez break the wall tour #break the wall tour #break the wall tour in brussels #20230218 #18022023 #mingi #mingi i love you #i'd do anything for you

[hanshikha-life]

My Prankster Brother

It was a sunny evening in the month of June. The bright light shone at my books and my pen was constantly being bitten while I brainstormed the answers of my homework questions. My mind went back and forth on the same question again and again. That’s strange. I’m generally really fast on working out my after school work, I thought. Maybe it was because I was working three times hard to be on par with ninth grade. “It was a sudden change this year”, I said to myself, “It’s the first time I went to school continuously without a summer break and maybe because of which I got a little stressed out”. As such thoughts fluttered through my head came out of nowhere my little sister. I tried my best to pay attention to her while my drowsy, dark-brown eyes couldn’t help closing. I was snoozing hard. Why had I gotten soo tired suddenly? After a good enough attempt to listen I heard two words, “upload google-classroom”. I gently took the jet black phone from her tender baby hands and uploaded her online quiz to the google classroom to be corrected. I had just glanced at the big, fat student copy as the phone rang loudly. “Buzz…buzz”. Hugh? I jerked. Now that sure woke me up from my great slumber. I took the phone from my sister again. To be exact I remember snatching it from her. Yes, I know I should have asked, but anyways. I swiped up the lock-screen and entered the password. The home page popped up in a few seconds as I scrolled down to see who was calling. Ahhh…It was my little, naughty cousin brother. I’d known him since he was two days old and we’d grown as thick as a rainforest ever since. We bonded over the physical time spent initially as kids and later bonded over the internet.

He’s been calling me since and two things happen everytime we e-meet. One, our time extends for hours together and two, we have so much fun that it becomes difficult to sleep the entire night. I always love spending time with him! However, this particular day I was skeptical about it. You see, he had been trying to reach for quite some time and everytime he did something kept coming up and I had to refuse his calls. It was studies, or games or sports or sometimes even meal times. I was making lame excuses for silly reasons because of which I was scared to pick the call up. Of Course, I didn’t mean it but I was just not able to make much time for him. This did bother me a little but I put it in the last cell of my brain. I had a lot of thoughts going on in my head when GASP I was back to reality again. There were two missed calls and I had to call back. I texted him to hold on and returned the phone to my sister. Allowing her to complete the work she was to do. I took the time and set things within myself right. Once my sister was done I stood up to myself and rang my brother. I had my mind all set to apologize incase I had to. I gripped the phone tightly and pushed it against my ears briskly. I took a deep breath and then said a small, sweet, “hello…How are you?”

A crazy voice came pounding out, “Ha..loo…Howwaa…re…yo…u”. I was astounded. When did this guy start having internet issues? It went on for ages together. At this point I gave up. How could someone living in such a big city ever be able to get so many WiFi issues. This was literally impossible. Like hearing a crackle person. “Ba..t…ha…w?”. Why was he doing this? It had been five minutes and it was still going on. Oh! Now I got it. Brothers are never hundred present in what they say. Maybe he was just acting all along. After soo much effort and million requests of teaching me how to do ‘breaking voice’ he started to become normal. Oh and by the way I wanted to know how to do that for real. It would be soo cool to do that in online school and trick all my classmates and teachers. I’ve been asking him to teach me ever since. Once he became a normal person he randomly started shouting to the core of his voice that he couldn’t hear me. He was screaming at the top of his voice. Probably the loudest time I ever heard him. To counter his screams I started texting him for another four minutes continually. I texted him in normal formal English, then shifted to informal, then texting language. I even texted in Telugu but heard no reply.

The call was still on and the milk white text on the top center showed that nine minutes had passed. I was very sure he was just acting off that he couldn’t hear me. He must be partying vividly just by the thought of me assuming that he couldn’t hear me and I was trying to reach out to him badly. Out of frustration I just cut the call and called him time and again. After he was sure he irritated me to his heart’s content because I did not pick his call up. After taking full revenge he spoke to me only at the exact time when I had to sit down for music class. So, now I had to cut the call and make a proper deal with him to e-meet up properly again.

What an amazing prank call it was! It was so much fun that day! I loved talking to him. It’s one of my favorite things to do!

In fact this blog is fully dedicated to him!!

#Brother

[purplelurkinghini]

So-

I saw the Batman last night-

I think you know where this is going-

I couldn't stop giggling everytime the Riddler came on screen. And I never giggle, in fact I have a certain dislike for the word giggle, so that was something new for me. Just laying yhere in my seat with a look between disgust and awe; terror and exhilaration.

I felt fear and amazement everytime he did something new, everytime the Riddler laid another piece of the puzzle. I found myself trying to find out the mystery beofre Batman did; trying to see if I could catch this slippery man myself.

A movie hasn't pulled that much emotion from me in years; so I just had to rush to your blog and desperately ask for a snippet of writing.

Just-

The Riddler man...

The Riddler....

"Disgust and awe"? "Terror and exhilaration"? Am I to understand that you were thrilled? Because I was, too! I was so thrilled I got back home at midnight and couldn't sleep for another five hours!

Though you did send this ask a while ago, I hope you're just as thrilled to know I do have something for you! And, though I took some liberty in making assumptions as to what you would enjoy, I didn't assume your gender.

Therefore, since you used the word "snippet," this is more of a lime (M-rated) than a lemon (E-rated), not unlike what G.B. Anon said he enjoyed in his "snippet."

My fellow giggler, under the cut you have a snippet of a Gender Neutral Reader / The Riddler | Edward Nashton story.

CW: dubious consent; minor spoilers for the third act of The Batman (2022)

The Riddler, or, (as he was enrolled in Arkham State Hospital) Edward Nashton, was only supposed to have the one visitor tonight. So, the Batman came, went, and left behind an irritable and inconsolable inmate. And it was that inmate that you made sure you were seen escorting out of the visiting room, but not spotted as you skipped his cell, and the corridor altogether.

"Next one of the left," you lowered your voice, guiding him by his stiff shoulder as the both of you looked forward instead of at each other. "That's the-"

"The emergency staircase. I've studied the schematics." His own voice was low, but also labored after the screaming-match he had with his visitor.

If all had gone according to plan, you'd be sneaking the both of them up the stairs and onto the roof where the three of you would've had the best view of tonight's fire and waterworks. But, seeing as the Batman didn't want front-row seats to Judgement Day, you had the Riddler all to yourself. Even if it'll only be for how long it takes your colleagues from security to notice his empty cell, you'll enjoy every second spent alongside Gotham's savior.

The night was as dark as it usually gets before a new dawn. When the bombs go off and bring down the seawall, being atop of Arkham will be like sailing atop of the world. And that's where you bought the Riddler, your idol, to worship. And that's where you, his humble servant, made your offering.

You unshackle him after as you lock the door they'll soon be barging down. Because they will come for him, and they will take him away from you, but not before he gets to look upon his work. And not before he gets his offering.

He drinks in the cold air like a refreshing glass, rubbing at his wounded wrists so fast they might catch fire. "I was right about the view, wasn't I? Best seat in this whole God-forsaken place."

You followed him as he nearned the edge, as he released his own hands and stretched out his arms, letting it all sink in. "How long until the sea washes out all the sinner?"

"Three minutes, sir," you step beside him and stop before searching the inner pocket of your jacket. "There's still time to prepare for the purge." Then, as you take out the cold winter mask you purchased for yourself, you offer it to him. "I thought you might want it. It's not yours, but..."

"No, it's not," he accepted your gift, but not before taking off his specs. "But we'll make do."

As soon as he secured the straps, he slipped it on and sighed as if he was finally free of whatever kept him chained before. He huffed, his chest puffed, his shoulders rolled back and so did his head. And he breathed in deep, taking in all the air around you and storing them in his lungs.

When he slipped his glasses back on, his eyes were blown behind the lenses, filled with the darkness of night itself that he seemed to inhale through the mask. And, when he exhaled it through the flap covering his mouth, you found that the chill of the night had made it down your spine:

"It's chilly out here," the Riddler chuckled casually, more comfortable in his own skin now that it was covered. Then, as he slipped a hand into your open jacket and the other through the hair at the nape of your neck, he snatched you from your place and slammed your back against his chest.

"You should've dressed for the weather," he heaved in your ear. "Now it's got you shivering," he pressed the heated mouthpiece against your lobe, making you shiver once more. "The purge I'll unleash is bound to warm you right up," he continued to breathe, loudly and proudly, into the crevice between your neck and shoulder, now exposed with the zipper down. "Are you ready?"

You were already getting hot under the collar, his words in your blushing ear, and the material of his mask pushing against your prickling skin. His cold hands fondling your fluttering stomach didn't put out the fire he ignited within you all those months ago when he set your online community aflame with righteous wrath and passionate promises.

You were itching for a real change. You were praying for this purge. And, as he cackled behind the constraints of the mask, and he coiled his arm around your middle like a slithery snake, you were burning for him.

"Yes, sir" you sighed, slacking against him as soon as the timer on your phone went off. "Yes, sir, I'm ready." You clutch onto the arm holding you up, supporting yourself. "Give them hell."

"One, two, three." the Riddler whispered, winding you up. "Boom." And, as he slipped the word into your ear, so silently only your body could feel its scorch, the first bomb went off.

"Yes," you whimpered, wiggling in his hold, but not freeing yourself or even attempting to do so.

"Boom," he commanded, lounder this time and in the direction of the next bomb.

"More," you whined, grinding back against his body as he giggled - a godly gleeful sound - into the night.

"BOOM," he picked you off the ground and spun you around as he shouted it to the skies.

As he set you back down, you felt higher than ever before. Stumbling on your feet, you found that he had freed you only to return to the edge. Then, as he looked down upon his work, arms stretched out like a conductor's, he yelled out "boom" and burst into a fit of laughter only a God would get away with. And only a God wouldn't fall off the roof and into his own flood.

Before you could run to his side and share in the glory, he commanded you to come closer. "The Day of Judgement," he heaved, arms still outstretched. "Is here."

And, before you could throw yourself at his feet, and thank him properly, he snatched you by the nape of your neck again and forced you to your knees himself. "And so are your friends from Security."

You tried to look over your shoulder, but each of his hands pushed against both of them and pressed you down. The cold night air got knocked out of you and so did any common sense as he straddled you, trapping your arms against your body with his knees.

"We can't let them know you had a part to play in my plan, now, can we?" He looked down upon you, satisfied to make you shiver again after making the seawall burn. "Scream a little, wiggle a lot, beg some more," he sunk his nails into your shoulders and got at least one of those reactions out of you. "And pretend you're not getting off this."

You obeyed and kicked your feet into the air as your Arkham colleagues came running through the door. And you obeyed the Riddler even as your screaming was coming from a place of worship and not of fear.

#Riddler #Riddler x Reader #Edward Nashton #Edward Nashton x Reader #The Batman (2022) #The Batman #Ask #Anonymous

[whoreshijima]

So me and @m-mortimer did a lil collab :) all we do is thirst at eachother so here enjoy our one braincelled thinking and horniness 🤍

Thank you Izzy for allowing me to post this ilyvm and Your smart brain :))

WC- 2.9k

CW// daddy kink, reader has a vagina, mutual masturbation, voyeurism, slight mention of breeding, FaceTime masturbation, choking, mentions of fem receiving oral, basically no prep fucking

Every time Ushijima goes away, he promises to call you everyday, even if it’s for two minutes before bed or as he’s eating his lunch on the small breaks he gets. You appreciate it so much, the way he thinks about you constantly. But sometimes it gets to be way too much, way too long. He’s been away for three days now, three days too long. Ushijima called you as often as he could, simply missing the sweet tone you’d greet him with, the smile on your face as you answered the call. He loved every part of you, from how you dance whilst making dinner as he watched through the screen. Or how, like right now, you’re trying to hide your whimpers from the microphone and how you’re trying to keep your face straight, keeping the casual chatter about what you’re going to do that day.

It started as a simple FaceTime call from his cheap hotel bed, like any other day he’s away. But the grumbling deep voice on the other end of the phone, mixed with three days without his touch, made you shivery and needy. You didn’t know Ushijima was thinking the same thing. The slight mess of your bed hair and bare skin around your shoulders and chest from the small cami you were wearing made his breath catch in his chest, blood rushing south instantly.

“I dunno I might go grocery s-shoppping” you mumble out, cursing yourself for stumbling over your words as your fingers ghost over your clit, the slickness from your arousal easing your movements between your legs. Ushi can hear the sheets shuffling, the way your legs spread to give you more space to slide your fingers deep inside yourself, the wet sounds not breezing past your boyfriend's ears without notice. “Get us some f-food for when you come home?” You can’t hide the way your breath catches in your throat as you catch the spot deep inside you, the spot that Ushijima knows makes you scream and gush around him. “W-what would you like to eat?”

If Ushijima could answer honestly, he’d want to eat you. Spend hours between your legs as he swirls his warm tongue around and over your clit, strong hands pinning your legs to the bed as he spits and devours your cunt. There’s nothing better than the idea of you cumming over his mouth, writhing and wriggling under his firm grip, as two fingers curl and scissor inside you, knowing that he’s prepped you enough for his cock. Prepped you enough so that the stretch around him doesn’t hurt you as much as it should.

Just the thought of him being between your legs, cunt stretched so beautifully around him as he pushes inside you, your soft, plush thighs wrapped around his waist as he bucks his hips up into your swollen cunt. Imagining the way your warm walls surround him as he pins you to the mattress, a large hand wrapped around your tiny throat, completely at his mercy, has him pushing his hips into the mattress.

“Erm, chicken of some type?” Lower. His voice was definitely lower, almost a snarl as he talks to you, the pressure of his cock against the mattress making his eyes roll to the back of his head briefly.

“S-stir fry?” You turn your head to meet his gaze through the screen, your eyes are glazed over. Your glossy ones meet his lust filled stare, his lips are parted in small gasps and grunts. You know exactly how his other hand is gripping the sheets, knuckles turning whiter and whiter everytime the head of his cock catches against the bumps of the sheets and mattress. Neither of you bothering to hide from eachother, you let out a whine, letting your mouth hang open as you speed your fingers up against your clit.

How you wish you could see his swollen, leaking cock right now. The way it twitches with every grind forward, how the pre cum beads at the head of his cock before dripping down the shaft. But the way his face is scrunched up as he closes his eyes, the few beads of sweat dripping down his forehead and how the hand holding the phone is shaking ever so slightly drives you insane. You can hear the squeak of his hotel mattress everytime he moves against it, the steady sound obvious to anyone near his room. The gentle banging of the headboard against the wall would make anyone think he’s Railing someone hard, but it’s just him, desperately rutting against the bed.

Ushi growls out a “Fuck baby” and that’s all it takes for you to arch your back and cry out for him, fingers rubbing speedily at your swollen clit and leaking pussy. The lewd sounds of your sweet slick dripping out of you mixed with the sweet Mewls you let out, driving ushi over the edge. His hips roll one, two times before he grunts out, body shaking as he cums, spilling all over his boxers and the sheets underneath him. His cock is throbbing over the thought of cumming inside you, marking you as his. Breeding you and filling you up with his cum. He lets out a shaky breath, staring into your eyes as he watches your arm moving fast in the view of the camera.

“Cum for me” he growls, voice low and gruff as he commands you to cum. And you’re not one to disobey him, your fingers move faster as you grind up into your touch. A high whimper leaves your mouth as you reach the point of orgasm, swiftly followed by a loud and needy moan, directing it at your boyfriend. Your body shakes and twitches as you ride it out, a layer of sweat adorning your skin.

“Fuck...” you whisper, finally going limp against the sheets and pillows “I miss you... so much” his gaze has softened as he smiles gently at you. He so desperately wants to reach through the screen to stroke your cheek with his thumb, hooking his fingers under your chin and pull you in for a deep kiss. To feel how your spit mixes together, and how it drips over your chin after he’s fucked you dumb on his cock.

He chuckles deeply, it rumbling through his chest “Oh just you wait till I’m home baby”

He was late. Which was a first, because there was no skirting around anything with him, either five minutes early or exactly on time. Maybe it was the nerves making you work double speed, looking at the clock every other second, turning on your phone and forgetting to actually look at the time and having to turn it on again, revisiting the last message he’d sent you - a blunt text telling you he was just getting a taxi from the airport and that he should be back in about thirty minutes.

Forty minutes ago. The skin around your thumb was raw with how you’d been nibbling at it, but not from nerves, if the dampness of your underwear and the tension in your core was anything to go by. No, you were ridiculously turned on, from what? From everything, from nothing, from him and that goddamn look he gave you two nights ago, paired with a few choice words that sparked lightning up your spine just remembering them.

“Baby.”

In that blunt, dark voice of his, croaky from sleep and strained from moaning your name, lips swollen from how hard he’d been biting it to stop himself grunting and snarling as loud as he usually did. God - that was what you were waiting for, the sounds of him, the smell of him, the taste of him, of his mouth, of his fingers, of his cock.

You shivered, a wave of lust clouding your mind for a split second, daring to slide a hand between your thighs, trembling and tensing already, and all you’d done was think about him. 3 days, 3 fucking days and you were reduced to this quivering mess on the couch at the thought of Ushijima coming through that door and finally - finally giving you what he’d promised during that call.

A muffled vibration and ding sprung you from your thoughts, from your quick spiralling down into a puddle on the floor, ripping your fingers from your underwear to pick up your phone, heart stopping and breath catching at the singular word on the screen.

Here

It was a fucking word and yet, a fresh wave of arousal flushed through your body and you struggled to stand, shaking with adrenaline and panting heavily, the implications of the word taking a toll on your body and if you were in your right mind - you’d probably slapped yourself and remarked on how desperately pathetic you were acting. But it had been 3 days, 3 agonising days of waiting and texting and barely being able to talk to him outside his strict schedule and your shifts at work.

And now? He was here, he was here and you could hear the elevator ding at the end of the corridor and the back of your neck heated, and all you could see was the front door and your hand gripping the handle, and something thumped to the ground and -

He was here. Ushijima - he was stood right there, at arm’s length, neck pillow tucked under one arm and duffle bag slumped at his feet. That must have been the thing that fell to the floor, but you don’t really care because he’s staring at you with the dark, dangerous look on his face and it should have struck playful fear into you but all you could do was whimper,

“Toshi,”

You sounded so much better saying his name in real life, fresh and feeble and sending blood draining from his head so fast, one hand shot out to grab the door frame. Ushijima strained, against everything, knuckles turning white and he probably could have cracked the woodwork, cock unbearably hard and aching within seconds of seeing you. It would have been a lie to say that he hadn’t been half hard the entire time after your call, unable to get the vision of you with your head tossed back and your eyes scrunching in pleasure, cumming deliciously from the frantic movements of your fingers beneath your pyjamas.

“Again,”

You squeak, he’s never sounded like that before, never been so low and so gruff, on the verge of snapping, avoiding your eye because if he could see the wrecked gaze you fixed on him -

“Toshi - please,”

His shirt ripped from the force with which he tore it over his head, one arm getting caught in his desperate attempt to strip and he very nearly tripped when his foot caught in the strap of his duffle bag, dragging it over the threshold before untangling himself,

“Again, say it again baby,”

He’s on you before you know what’s going on, kicking the door shut but neither of you hear it click, too consumed in each other to really worry about the fact his bag is preventing you two from having complete privacy. But you can’t think, you can’t form a single thought apart from,

“Toshi - Toshi more please!” Ushijima’s mouth swallowing your words almost instantly, one of his hands cupping the entirety of the back of your head, tilting you just so and allowing him to lick into you, feasting on your lips and tongue like a man starved and for a second, you realise he probably is. And so are you, god - you’re hungry for everything he has to offer, wrapping your hands around his waist and trying desperately to shove his sweat pants down, hissing when he accidentally bit your lip too hard but he’s dipping to your neck and delivering an even harsher bite -

“Fuck,”

Your legs give out, like they usually do under his rough assaults of your neck but you often have a bed or a couch behind you, nothing cushioning you from the hard wood floors of the hallway except for the fat of your ass and his arms encircling your head and shoulders.

“Here - I’m fucking you here, I can’t wait,” Ushijima follows you down, mouth barely leaving yours, form engulfing yours, hands trapping yours. He spreads you out on the cold floor, snarling when he gets a face of your chest from how violently you arch at the temperature and the painful nips left over the skin of your collar bone.

Ushijima isn’t much of a talker when he’s got you trembling underneath him, but the comments that are spat unfiltered from his mouth do absolutely nothing to curb the bright hot lust making you loose all semblance of control,

“Fuck - you’re soaking, did you wait for me? Did you make yourself cum again after I ended the call? No? I didn’t - I’ve been waiting for two days to do this, to touch you like this, put my hands on your body like this - fuck baby you’re so needy - no, here, look at me,”

You hadn’t even realised you had closed your eyes and thrown your head back, feeling thick fingers digging into your jaw and forcing you to look at him, dark eyes tracing every inch of your face while he dragged the other hand down your torso, short nails catching the loose fabric of your dress. It was a short moment of clarity; him looking at you, you looking at him, eyes softening so something akin to affectionate love before it was overwhelmed with predatory intent, that soft touch of his hand shoving your thighs apart and sinking into your underwear,

“M’not - I can’t wait, I can’t - let me,”

“Yes! Yes! Toshi please!”

You two sound ridiculous, desperate and clawing at each other, your smaller fingers shoving his trousers down over his ass and your entire body jolts when his cock dropped heavily on to your cunt, hot and angry and hard as fucking steel, throbbing against your clit and you clench around nothing, the anticipation too much to contain.

Ushijima is in no better state than you, fumbling with his footing with snaps of his jaw and he’s entirely too rough with the way he pumps himself, grinding against the silk of your cunt in a feeble attempt to try and prep you, to make the breach less painful, less of a stretch but you need that, you do and it’s driving you crazy, and it’s probably driving him crazy too,

“Go - Toshi, please, I can’t - fuck me please!”

The strength that emerges from the man astounds you every time, hoisting your thighs high up his waist and then apparently changing his mind, throwing your ankles over his shoulders and looming over you, sinking into you with once, debilitating thrust of his hips. And the noise that left him, oh god - it was borderline animalistic, debauched and wrecked, and one of the hottest things you think you’ve ever heard.

He’s got his hands either side of your head, clawing against the floor for purchase, immediately starting a brutal pace, the slap of his skin on yours echoing throughout the apartment, drowned out only by the high pitched squeals coming from your mouth and the filthy way he was talking down at you,

“Taking me so well baby, so fucking well - m’so proud of you, didn’t need any prep - fuck! So tight, so goddamn tight f’me -,” he doesn’t soften, not when the sounds of your pussy creaming around his cock grows louder with every sharp snap of his hips, shoving your legs into your chest and forcing harsh shouts from your throat,

“Yes! Daddy - missed you so, so much - harder, please! I’ll be s’good for you, so good just - hah - harder!”

Neither of you realise that every sound your bodies produce, every squelch and click of your cunt, every growl and deep snarl from his chest, every needy squeal and plea from your lips can be heard all the way down the corridor. The front door was still open, propped from where the duffle bag had prevented it from closing, the light from the corridor providing a perfect spotlight for the unsuspecting neighbour who dared venture out to see what all the noises were.

The vision of Ushijima’s back rippling and rolling with his bringing his hand to close around your throat, prompting a garbled hiccup and tears to spring in your eyes, and your little feet dangling uselessly over his shoulders probably should have rendered them silent, shocked and rooted to the spot.

But the quiet gasp was caught by the hulking creature on top of you, quirking his head and making eye contact with them for a split second before simply resuming his quick, paralysing thrusts, harder even than before - drawing a high pitched wail from your throat and there was no mistaking the fluid splashing on the floor, mingling with white and smearing over his balls, slapping against your ass.

A leg struck out, kicking the door shut and locking the duffle outside, looking as sorry for itself and your neighbour, cheeks flushed and eyes slightly glassy, still reflecting the vision of you cumming harshly on Ushijima’s cock, and him simply continuing to fuck you through it, the sounds of you two muffled but no less poignant against the calm stupor of the corridor.

And so what if it carried on, moving through the apartment and quiet possibly earning a complaint from the complex security but neither of you could hear the phone ringing over the bed creaking and slamming against the wall, too consumed in each other, too wound up in the sounds you could pull and the reactions you could bring forward. Damn - if him only being gone for three days turned you both into needy desperate animals, then how the hell would you cope with his next match that required over a week away in a completely different country?

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[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

So the all boys are playing minecraft for the first time. How would they react to suddenly being attacked by a skeleton?

Undertale Sans - "Oh no! That guy has a bone to pick with me!" You can hear Papyrus slapping his face somewhere around you. He really doesn't care. He's too busy filling Papyrus' basement with TNT anyway.

Undertale Papyrus - Everytime he gets shot, he's screaming. Papyrus is not dealing with pressure very well and he's taking video games with too much heart. He didn't notice it was a skeleton, the thing is terrorizing him and he wants it dead.

Underswap Sans - "Dear Mojang, please put clothes on your skeletons. This is very inappropriate in a children' games. I know my magnificent body is very magnificent, but I don't want everyone to see bones in a video game." SEND. His job here is done.

Underswap Papyrus - He gets shot from behind. Then he closes the game. Too spooky for him. He's never going to play that again in his life.

Underfell Sans - "YOU ASSHOLE!" He's charging. You attack the wrong guy. He's pissed off. As he runs towards the skeleton, he falls in lava and die, losing his three diamonds. His rage scream could be heard several miles away.

Underfell Papyrus - He's reporting Mojang because zombies have clothes and not skeletons, and it's racist. He puts 0 stars of Steam and an angry review. It became a meme on the Undernet in no time, and everyone is drawing naked outraged skeletons to mock him.

Horrortale Sans - He's growling at the computer. It's not like the skeleton can hear him, but he's growling anyway.

Horrortale Papyrus - He got jumpscare and hit the screen with so much force his hand got through. Oops. Well, at least, the skeleton can't bother him if there's no screen. He's paying though, he feels bad.

Horrorfell Sans - Like Red, he's raging hard. Except he's throwing the screen through the room because of how angry he is.

Horrorfell Papyrus - He promised to eradicate all skeletons on this world. No, he will eradicate all skeletons from every world. ... Oh wait.

Swapfell Sans - He doesn't care about the skeleton, he's already yelling at the "FUCKING SHITTY" creeper that just blew his house away. Nox hates this game, he's not patient enough to start everything again every 10 minutes.

Swapfell Papyrus - Why can this skeleton be naked and not him? He's jealous. The next day, he's going out naked. He got arrested ten minutes later for disturbing peace. Nox is not very happy when he had to pay his bail. Again.

Outertale Sans - He's sending his dogs fight and he runs in the exact opposite direction screaming "nope nope noPE NOPE"

Outertale Papyrus - He finally found diamonds after five hours mining, and that skeleton pushed him in lava with his arrow. He cries.

Dancetale Sans - He keeps dodging, waiting for the sun to raise. He's enjoying seeing that skeleton BURNING IN HELL.

Dancetale Papyrus - He died. But then he came back at the exact spot and got shooting again to death. He can't respawn.

Dancefell Sans - He's kicking the skeleton in the face without any hesitation. Stupid enemy thinking he can be stronger than him. He is the best boy here. Impostor.

Dancefell Papyrus - He's building walls around the skeleton and fill the hole with lava. In his last moment, the skeleton shot him and he fell in lava to die with him. Then Tango ragequits.

Farmtale Sans - YOU. YOU KILLED HIS DOG. YOU'RE GOING TO DIE SO HARD. He's venging his best friend.

Farmtale Papyrus - He's hiding in a hole like a coward and waits for the skeleton to go away because it's scaring him.

Mafiatale Sans - "I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee". He got banned from Minecraft.

Mafiatale Papyrus - He missclicks his lava bucket and burned himself stupidly. Welp. He's not going back and he's going to kill someone to feel better.

Mafiafell Sans - One moment, there's a computer, the next one, the computer is teleported in the middle of the ocean. He's done.

Mafiafell Papyrus - He takes an actual arrow and stabs the screen. The skeleton is dead. He is so clever.

Ink Sans - He just wanted to be friend :( And now he's dead. ... What was he doing already ? Ah yes, building a buff Error.

Error Sans - ... Well f*ck, he's erasing this world. You know what, he's erasing Minecraft too. And the world.

Disbelief Papyrus - Even video games skeletons doesn't like him. He goes back in his bed and cries.

Dustale Sans - He got so scared he used his blasters on the screen. The computer is dead. The wall too. And there's a hole in the ground too. Oops.

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[denoire]

are you awake?

request from @shinyshimaagain​ : Ooo! a cute one! okay so maybe corpse and the reader are like best friends and they having a sleep over, sharing the bed duh, the reader forgets to tell corpse that they sometimes sleep talk and later that night corpse is having trouble sleeping as per usual and when he like tries to move away to get water or something her hears “corpse nooo come back baby i wuv you” from the reader and he just freezes cause like “are they awake??” and idk you can take it from there!

this is so cute omg

characters: gn!reader x corpse,(mentioning) coryxkenshin

warnings: f l u f f, some cursing, corpse highkey has a crush on the reader and sleep talking.

“y/n?” corpse asked as he picked on the face mask that was pulling on his skin, the paste had dried down and the edges had began lifting up. you looked at him noticed he was poking random spots on his face, “yeah?” you replied.

“when do we take this stuff off?” he said unable to move his mouth as much as the mask was tugging on his lips. “uhm..” you looked down at your watch for a brief moment before looking back at him, “two more minutes” you added then looked back at the t.v screen, watching cory kenshin’s video on ‘The Glass Staircase’. 

little did you know, corpse in the back was just staring at you, admiring you. the way your (h/c) fell against your shoulders, the way you kept playing with your small hands, he knew they’d perfectly fit in his, how the hoodie that you stole from him drowned your little frame, the way you’d laugh everytime cory would scream, the way your (e/c) eyes sparkled under the dim light. god, was he in love with you.

“okay it’s time to get these off, can you do it or do you need help?” you looked back at corpse to find him staring right back at you, even though there was a thick layer of the paste om his face you could still his cheeks redden as his eyes darted away from yours. “w-what..?” he mumbled. you just smiled and sat right on his lap facing him, he managed to hide the fact that breathing basically stopped the second you looked down at him. you slowly began removing the dry mask off of his face, trying to me as gentle as you can be since removing stuff like this usually hurts like a bitch.

corpse hissed in pain a little once you got to the apple of his right cheek, unconsciously gripping down on your outer thigh. he blushed heavily once more before slowly removing his hand away from you, you looked at his hand and placed back on your hip, “it's fine i know it hurts” you cooed still focused on being as gentle as you can, he felt like he was in a movie, so much built up suspense right before the main characters are about to kiss, but it immediately flatlined as soon as you burst out laughing, “it’s in your fucking eyebrow!” you laughed.

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the rest of the night was just you and corpse chasing you around attempting to get this hoodie back from you, screaming on your balcony and blasting violent trap. it was fun time until he noticed that you started getting delirious. it was the cutest thing that he’s ever seen.

“nOW FrOM THE ToP mAkE iT DrOp” you yelled, trying to do the wap dance. “y/n sit down” corpse said as he tried to hold back a laugh. “NoW gEt A bUcKet AnD a MoP” you yelled again, but this time you collapsed to the floor. corpse laughed loudly until he didn’t. why weren’t you moving?

“y/n/n?” he said moving closer to you, “y/l/n ?” he slowly kneeled down next you, a smile tugged on his lips as he heard your little snores. it was alomst five in the morning and corpse couldn’t deny it himself, he was exhausted. he gently pulled you up, and what he thought was out of instinct, your head immediately rested on his shoulder as you wrapped your arms around his shoulder. he held onto your knees and pulled you on him, as he slowly walked towards your room. 

he lowered himself towards your bed, and in an effort to you lay you down he removed your arms from around him only from you to pull him closer to you. “shit..” he muttered as you quietly whimpered. he tried moving again but you wouldn’t budge.

“nooo corpse come back, baby, i lofffff youuu” you said as you head slightly tilted to the side. corpse looked down at you for a moment, confused. 

“are you awake” he asked

no respone

“chickie noodoo soup, hmm” you hummed. “put on the -- fucking cat ears” you muttered again. only then did it click for corpse that you were sleep talking. he softly smiled to himself as he laid next you, pulling you on his chest. “you’re so cute” he mumbled. “i’m gonna marry you someday”

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this is so cute i’m devastated :’)

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