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lowkeyremi · 1 year
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I HATE IT
OK I MAINLY JUST HATE KUROO'S LIKE WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE A WEIRD VER OF TENDOU
Bokuto's is cute <3
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suckishima · 4 months
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bsdkhskjd i forgot how many top tier flashbacks and little side moments this match has omgg
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happy april 1st!
as promised, there will be no screaming, no jumpscares, and no discomfort. only silly chaos and chaotic silliness :)
anyway, here’s various hq characters’ go-to pranks, in no particular order:
tanaka: releases pigeons into the office of whichever staff member most recently pissed him off. last year, it was the teacher that was actively creeping kiyoko out, because tanaka found her mid-panic attack shortly before winter break. nothing had actually happened yet, just Bad Vibes(tm), so tanaka took matters into his own hands. (after clearing it with kiyoko, of course, and kiyoko approved) where does he get the pigeons? no one knows. who is his next target? rumor has it it isn’t a staff member at all, but a fellow student. rumor also has it that this student is a tall, blond first year with a sour attitude who mocked tanaka’s pigeon attack mercilessly when he heard about it. but that’s just rumor ;)
(more under the cut because this is turning out to be a longer post than i thought it would be)
yachi: she bakes oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. she tells people they are oatmeal raisin cookies. they eat them anyway when she offers, because no one can say no to yachi. they are shocked when they’re chocolate chip cookies. she is an evil mastermind and should be feared.
daichi: lets hinata and kageyama run practice. no one is ever the same again. daichi has no regrets.
takeda: he is absolutely the teacher that gives out tests of Very Silly instructions and says this is worth a large chunk of the final grade. kageyama falls for this Every Time. tsukishima fell for it once. this does not stop kageyama from bringing it up at every opportunity.
ukai: wears the most intense (obnoxious) outfit he can. last year, he went death metal goth, but he mostly only scared his parents. this year, rumor has it he was browsing clown costumes. there is a 99.99% chance that none of the team will recognize him - he goes hardcore with costumes.
kuroo: writes all of his texts in periodic table chemicals. as if, if he was trying to say “see you later”, he’d write “copper lanthanum tellurium argon” (Cu La Te Ar). everyone hates this. no one responds to his texts. the joy he gets out of it is disproportionate.
oikawa: speaks only in terrible pick-up lines. will not stop, even if iwaizumi tries to suffocate him.
matsukawa: only speaks in riddles.
hanamaki: only speaks in rhymes.
miya twins: swap hair colors. no one is fooled.
sugawara: swaps schools with his identical twin sister. pretends he’s her, and she pretends she’s him. confusion abound. she does successfully gaslight daichi and asahi. she does not successfully gaslight kiyoko, but sugawara still considers it a success.
ushijima: pretends he doesn’t like volleyball anymore. this prank fails, because all of shiratorizawa is so concerned that they actually call an ambulance. no one is laughing. ushijima is a little disappointed. tendou promises he’ll help him put together a better prank next year.
kiyoko: puts on red eye contacts. not everyone notices, but the people who do? Shook.
hinata: skips practice to show up at nekoma and surprise kenma. kenma is not as surprised as hinata would have liked, but he does invite him to join in on nekoma’s practice, so hinata still gets his volleyball fix.
kyoutani: flirts back when oikawa says a pick-up line to him. three dead, twelve injured. kunimi, the only teammate to have received a warning, catches oikawa’s reaction on camera. it is beautiful.
nishinoya: rides on asahi’s shoulders, wearing a truly massive trench coat. he spends the entire day giggling, and the teachers let him have his fun. they only almost die on the stairs twice.
bokuto: doesn’t understand the concept of a prank. buys people SO much candy and gives it to them, wanting/expecting nothing in return. everyone loves bokuto’s pranks.
tendou: puts salt in his teammates’ water-bottles. shirabu almost clocked him - the only reason the hit didn’t connect is that semi kicked tendou’s legs out from under him before it could, sending him crashing to the floor. 
kageyama: doesn’t attempt homicide once all day. hinata is Spooked.
aone: talks all day. date tech: Gobsmacked.
yahaba: steals oikawa’s phone. changes all of the contact names to the most creatively unflattering personal descriptions. example: “iwa-chan <3″ becomes “almost normal man, except for the fact that he has the Worst taste in men” and “makki” becomes “kool-aid man if he didn’t see the sun for a decade”
futakuchi: dresses up like moniwa, wig and makeup to improve facial appearance very much included. koganegawa is so enamored by the idea that he does it too, despite not knowing moniwa very well.
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Dear Podficcer Letter 2022
Things l Love: Enemies to Lovers. Soulmate AUs. Trans characters. Asexuality and Demisexuality. Characters figuring out gender and sexuality stuff or just casually being queer. Mythology and Fairytale based AUs. Getting Together Fics. Fics in which people become friends. Found Family. Truth Serum. Humor. BDSM. Fix-it Fics. Modern AUs. OT3s and Polycules. Female Characters. f/f, m/f, m/m. Love a good “What if they were lesbians?” fic. Cis Swap/Gender Swap. Whatever it’s being called these days. 
I Don’t Like: HIGH SCHOOL AUS. Inscet. Permanent character death. Infidelity. OOC behavior can really bug me if it’s in a “this character is a nerd! why are you making him smooth! who is this???” situation. Let the dorks be dorks pls. Degrading talk/name-calling during sex. Piss kink. The egg laying kink thing that’s been gaining traction recently. I don’t know if it has a proper name, but every time I gave it a chance all I could think was “this seems like an unsustainable asexual reproduction. What are the biological implications of a species that does that?”  Age-play. 
Scum Villain Self Saving System: I’m here for the messy nature of this. This is where some peak weirdo4weirdo freak4freak stuff happens and it’s delightfully chaotic. Any combination of Shen Yuan, Luo Binghe, Mobei-Jun, Shang Qinghua is fun. I love the canon dynamics and I’m feel like there’s some real potential for fun rarepair shipping in there (gen fic is good too!). The dichotomy between being competent at their jobs and so incompetent/pathetic in their love lives is top tier (I’m obsessed with way Luo Binghe can scheme and be clever by faking tears and being a brat). Identity reveal AUs are great. I love things that make me laugh or go “oh shit these people have some Problems that years of therapy might not fix.”  
I also love Shen Jiu, but more in a gen fic way then any particular ship. Pls no fluff with Yue Qingyuan. That is an angst only pairing or a slow burn so slow that no one would want to podfic it for ITPE. Rarepairs with him are fine to be fluffy though. The man is just a complex ball of hurt and I want to comfort him while shaking him by the shoulders for continuing the cycle of abuse. 
The Untamed/MDZS: I’ve been leaning away from Lan Wanji/Wei Wuxian lately, due to the hundreds of fics for them I’ve read. However, if you have a good “they’re both girls” AU or one with Wei Wuxian very deep into his compulsory heterosexuality... Well... I’m weak to those. Platonic Lan Qiren & Wei Wuxian. Lan Jingyi or Jin Ling focused. Pairings amongst the older siblings are fun. Definitely more lighthearted for this fandom. 
Tian Guan Ci Fu. I’m not actually finished reading this, so if you go there I ask you tip toe around spoilers (tbh i have spoiled some stuff for myself due to looking up fanfiction before. But I still don’t know exactly how all the big reveals happen). Just AUs for that fandom, to let me keep some of the mystery pls lol. Hua Cheng/Xie Lian. 
The Penumbra Podcast: I rarely go to fic in this fandom, because I just love the original so much. I guess I read a lot of fix-its in other fandoms and I don’t have that urge here. However, I’ve been having Some Feels about Rita and Jet and the Second Citadel OT3 (Damien/Rilla/Arum). Gen fic for this fandom would be lovely. 
Haikyuu: Iwaizumi/Oikawa, Akaashi/Kenma, Kenma/Kuroo, Asahi/Nishinoya, Akaashi/Bokuto, Bokuto/Kenma, Bokuto/Kuroo, Iwaizumi or/and Oikawa with Ushijima. OT3s and Polycues are welcome. I’m just not listing them because there’s so many out there. 
Captive Prince: Less emphasis on romance and more emphasis on Laurent being snarky. Anything with him being or becoming friends with someone. 
Past Fandoms That I’m Not Active In But Like: Snow White with the Red Hair, Star Wars, Yuri on Ice, Avatar the Last Airbender, Fullmetal Alchemist,  
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kumikoumae-archive · 2 years
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Yo it's been years and I still can't believe the bokuroo hair swap is canon
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laceymorganwrites · 3 years
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Masterlist 3
Link to my second one:
https://laceymorganwrites.tumblr.com/post/614740868569710592/masterlist-2
Jujutsu Kaisen
Filth alphabet: Satoru Gojo
Fluff alphabet: Satoru Gojo
Milestones: Satoru Gojo
Satoru Gojo relationship hcs
Dämmerlicht 
Sukuna filth hcs
Getou x civilian!reader relationship hcs
Choso relationship hcs
Older sister hcs // part 2 // part 3 // part 4
Choso - Dämmerlicht
Fushiguro fluff
JJK charas reacting to their S/O coming home with a different hair style
JJK charas reacting to their S/O crying at the end of a movie/show
Daylight (best friend!Gojo x reader)
Sukuna is sex obsessed hcs
Choso x reader x Nanami
JJK Tokyo gang going to a gay cafe
Nanami, Maki mini hcs
Mini hcs: Eso
Sukuna finding out his great-great-great....grand daughter is dating Gojo
Quality time with them
Megumi, Sukuna and Gojo reacting to their S/O being scared of sex
Nobara and her S/O dancing in the rain together
Gojo publically proposing to his S/O
Gojo reacting to accidentally hurting his S/O who gets injured easily
His queen (Sukuna x fem!reader)
King of hell (Sukuna x fem!reader, 18+)
Dad hcs (Choso, Getou, Nanami)
Characters and the anime you watch together
Boku no hero academia:
More Hawks hcs
I almost wished we never happened (Dabi x reader)
Dabi drabble
Dabi falling in love with his band´s electric guitarist
Sub!Shigaraki x male!reader
Staying in with Dabi on a stormy day
Happy AU: Overhaul
Colors (Dabi x reader, heavy angst)
Dabi cinema hcs
Happy AU: Touya
Hawks´ eyes
Fantasy AU: Iida
Haikyuu
On with the show (Nikki Sixx!Kuroo x reader)
Too fast for love (Vince Neil!Yuuji x reader)
Oikawa drabble
Tendou drabble
Osamu w an artist!S/O
Kunimi Valentine´s Day fluff
Red hot (Tommy Lee!Bokuto x reader)
Sub!Tendou x male!reader
Watching soccer w them for the first time (Kuroo, Oikawa, Atsumu, Suna)
Them reacting to you fangirling over other athletes at the olympics
Tendou and his pastry chef!S/O running a shop together
In the afterlife (Tendou x reader)
JoJo´s:
Abbacchio relationship hcs
One Piece:
Killer filth alphabet
Law drabble
Oden sadness hcs
Kid x fem!reader
Monster trio + Ace reacting to their S/O giving them a hickey
Benn Beckman filth hcs
S/O winning a food eating contest
S/O asking for a piggyback ride
Zoro x reader x Killer hcs
Yamato x reader relationship hcs
The damn jacket (modern au Kid)
Robin, Katakuri and Kid reacting to their S/O being genderfluid
Kid pirates at pride parade
Okiku x reader x Zoro
Yamato mini hcs
Gay for the captain (Kid x male!reader)
Filth Law hcs: devil fruit edition
My favorite OP characters at the Victoria Punk cafe
Naruto:
Hidan jealousy hcs
Naruto girls smut
Madara x fem!S/O spicy body swap hcs
Attack on titan:
Period sex w Levi
Sub!Levi x male!reader
Jean x reader
Nanatsu no Taizai:
The story of the sad chapter 17
Meliodas falling out of love with Elizabeth and in love with reader
Filth alphabet: Jericho
Fire Force:
Joker relationship hcs
Benimaru fluff
First time meeting: Joker
Black Clover:
Shallow love (Nacht x reader)
Lesson learned (Dante x fem!reader smut)
The light behind your eyes (Nacht x reader)
Nacht relationship hcs
Filth alphabet: Yami
Mini hcs: Asta
Zenon with an overly affectionate S/O
Zora relationship hcs
Filth alphabet: Nacht
Yami relationship hcs
Hunter x Hunter:
Domestic hcs: Hisoka
Hisoka filth hcs
Hisoka crashing your high school reunion
Hisoka waking you up at 3am
Milestones: Feitan
Feitan´s little run in with your ex
Fluff alphabet: Feitan
Filth alphabet: Feitan
forget me too (Feitan x reader)
One of us (Illumi x reader)
Vampire!Illumi hcs
Tokyo Revengers:
Draken x reader relationship hcs
Dear daughter (Mikey x fem!reader x Draken):
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Friends to lovers: Manjiro
Mitsuya relationship hcs
Family life with Draken
Filth alphabet: Draken
Hanma relationship hcs
Queer!femboy!Sanzu hcs
Naoto x male!reader
Filth alphabet: Mikey
Characters as random things I have in my room
Characters and the types of dates they take you on
Akashi x reader
Baji relationship hcs
Souvenir (Mikey x fem!reader)
Akashi family dinner hcs
Reaper!Hanma hcs
A dragon´s claim (Baji x reader)
Love letters: Hanma
Being roommates with Toman
Demon Slayer:
Filth hcs: Sanemi, Rengoku
Monster AU: Uzui
Yokai AU: Genya
Nanbaka:
Musashi hcs that are the Brat to my wurst
Halloween in Nanba prison
Vanitas no carte:
Relationship hcs: chausseurs
Noé x reader x Vanitas
Golden Kamuy:
Ogata relationship hcs
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Haikyuu
Corruption- Kuroo x Reader (NSFW)
Ash and Smoke- Ukai x Reader (NSFW)
First Date After Being Busy For Weeks HC- Multiple Characters x GN!Reader (FLUFF)
One Day Down- Kuroo x Reader (NSFW)
What Monopoly Piece Do They Pick? HC- Multiple Characters x GN!Reader (SFW)
Our Pretty Girl- Kuroo x Bokuto x Reader (NSFW)
Atsumu Drabble- Atsumu x Reader (NSFW)
All At Once- Kuroo x Bokuto x Tsukishima x Reader (NSFW)
Bleed for Me- Kenma x GN!Reader (NSFW)
Neverland or Never Cum- Nishinoya x GN!Reader (NSFW)
Guys as 'Cucumbers'- Multiple Characters x GN!Reader (NSFW)
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My Hero Academia
First Time Drabble- Aizawa x Reader (NSFW)
Needy Tamaki Drabble- Tamaki x Reader (NSFW)
Branding- Dabi x Reader (NSFW)
Dumb Sister HC- Dabi x Reader (NSFW)
Opposites Interact- Hybrib! Bakugo x Hybrid! Reader (NSFW)
Healing Kiss- Dragon cursed! Dabi x Reader (ANGST)
What Monopoly Piece Do They Pick? HC- Multiple Characters x GN!Reader (SFW)
Cock Warming HC- Dabi x GN!Reader (NSFW)
Aoyama HC- Aoyama x GN!Reader (FLUFF)
Cafe Collab- Tamaki x GN!Reader (FLUFF)
Wake Up HC- Midoriya x Reader (FLUFF)
Aoyama HC 2- Aoyama x GN!Reader (FLUFF)
Study Date- Dabi x Reader (NSFW)
Domme Girlfriend- Shigaraki x Reader (NSFW)
Sadistic S/O HC- Mirko/Mirio/Shigaraki/Dabi x Reader
Hair Kink- Aizawa x GN!Reader
Relationship Fluff- Sero/Shoji/Tokoyami x GN! Reader
Where They Kiss You HC- Deku/Aoyama/Sero x GN!Reader (FLUFF)
Weak Spots HC- Bakusquad x GN!Reader (FLUFF)
Weak Spots 2 HC- Dekusquad x GN!Reader (FLUFF)
1-A Males as 'Cucumbers'- Multiple Characters x GN!Reader (NSFW)
Gag Reflex- Bakusquad x GN!Reader (NSFW)
1-A Peaches- Multiple Characters x GN!Reader (NSFW)
Giving vs. Receiving- 1-A Males x GN!Reader (NSFW)
Unloaded- Shigaraki x Femdom!Reader (NSFW)
Sensual Sex- Dabi HC (NSFW)
Hero/Villian Roleplay- Shigaraki x Reader (NSFW)
Gender Swap HC- Shigaraki/Dabi x Reader (NSFW)
Railing You Least to Most- LoV x Reader (NSFW)
Gender Swap HC- Twice/Mr. Compress (NSFW)
Wake Up HC- LoV x GN!Reader (SFW)
Gender Swap HC- Toga/Spinner (SLIGHT NSFW)
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Attack on Titan
I Wish I Had Cheated- Eren x GN!Reader (ANGST)
Power Bottom- Levi x Reader (NSFW)
Fight With Me- Eren x GN!Reader (NSFW)
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Whatever you do (general anime drabble kept gender neutral)
Insecurity and comfort (NSFW)
Needy and working (NSFW)
Pussyjobs (NSFW)
Comfort (SFW)
Dom (NSFW)
Hate Sex (NSFW)
Not ok (ANGST/SFW)
Domming Them (NSFW)
Double Penetration (NSFW)
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Milestones
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wickedgamesoyaoya · 3 years
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↝ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛ: y/n pinning them against a wall - prompt inspired by this twitter post
↝ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ: kuroo x f!reader + sakusa x f!reader 
↝ ᴡᴄ: kuroo - 1000+ sakusa - 900+ 
↝ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ: swearing, aggressive behaviour-ish. 
↝ ᴀ/ɴ: I’ll be doing this prompt for Osamu, Akaashi and Yaku too soon ~ I just like it a bit too much haha. also I edited this 3 times so if there are still errors, I am sorry pls ignore. lmao. 
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Kuroo Tetsurou
A low rhythmic hum vibrated inside of your throat, to accompany the track playing from your phone. Those who were fortunate enough to catch the melody trailing along with you, would often find a smile on their face. Between the tranquility of the sound and the bliss warping into your aura – your presence accidentally had an impact on many. Those in your university only knew you as the kind singer who would offer sincere smiles, free of cost. It was a reputation you did not mind adhering to – maybe it was better that they did not see the darker shades that coloured your soul. So, generally, a smile would remain sewn into your visage – unwavering until you were within the safety of your home. Where you could release the other parts of you that were deemed “not school friendly.”
Though, today your calculated barrier between the two worlds would disintegrate, due to the careless words of your best friend, Kuroo Tetsurou.
Upon reaching the corner that would connect you to the hallway where your class room was situated, you plucked out an earbud and placed it back into its case. Since this was a course you shared with Kuroo, the two of you held an uncommunicated agreement to wait for the other before entering the room. The thought of your close friend twisted a knot inside of your chest with threads of adoration, excitement and hope. It was quite clear that your relationship was not merely platonic. The issue was that neither of you had initiated the first step to test the boundaries.
But you would try today. You would try after class.
“So, what’s going on between you and l/n?”
Hearing your last name, you paused before switching hallways. How many other l/n’s were at the university? It was certainly a conversation about you. 
So the question was, who was the one posing the question, and who was the one about to answer it?  
“We’re just friends.”
Okay. Easy. That was Kuroo. 
The nonchalance laced into his answer fueled the flame igniting in the pit of your stomach, yet you continued to conceal your presence from the pair. 
“So you don’t mind if I ask her out?”
“It’s not my place to say anything.” Even without a visual, you knew your best friend would have added a shrug to accompany the statement. Somehow, that irritated you more. 
Rolling your eyes, you stepped past the corner for your grand reveal. “Hi there, boys. You wouldn’t mind if I borrowed Tetsurou for a second, would you?” 
Your sudden emergence had startled Kuroo, but what had his chest constricting was your use of his first name and the hallow laugh that was spilling from your lips. 
“Uh, sure…”
It took you a second to realize who the other male was – he was an acquittance of yours, one you shared two classes with. One who was mostly forgettable not due to a lack of charm, but solely because he wasn’t Kuroo.
“Perfect. Thank you.” Curling your fingers around your best friend’s wrist, you dragged him down the hallway, not caring for the confused glances thrown into your direction by those around you. When you reached the area between the staircase and corridor, you gently pushed him against the wall before placing both of your palms on either side of him. 
He opened his mouth to speak, but you were quick to drown out his voice with your own.
“No. You don’t get to do that. Just friends? That’s bullshit.” The concoction of emotions weaving into your bloodstream had given you a headrush. But at the center of the varying feelings was fear. Because you wanted more than a friendship, and you were about to risk your entire relationship for that desire. You tried to suppress it, but over time it became overwhelming. And now – his words had awoken something inside of you. Something you could not contain.
The black-haired male blinked down at you, his irises moving from your arms walling him in, to the death glare your eyes were partaking in. “Isn’t that what we are, y/n? Friends?”
Out of the options available to him, Kuroo had selected the one for a coward. Or perhaps, he was testing you. Either way, your irritation with him had increased tenfold.
“Fuck you.” Lowering your hands on either side, you stepped away from him before turning back into the direction of your class.
“I wasn’t done yet.” A sigh left his mouth as he caught your wrist with his hand, tugging you towards him. Once your back aligned with his chest, he repositioned his arms to curl around your stomach. Heat spread throughout your entire body, and you were unsure whether it was from your anger or due to his close proximity. “We are friends, y/n. That doesn’t mean I don’t want to be more. You’re right, it is bullshit. But I can’t exactly go around telling everyone in the school that I’m in love with you, now can I?” Feeling you become incredibly still in his arms, he chuckled softly, pressing a kiss against your head. “But if I had known you would get that pissed off so easily, I would have said something stupid earlier. Because pinning me against the wall – that was hot.”
“Shut up.” Breaking away from his hold, you spun around to face him. A half smirk was tugging at his lips, one that communicated how much he enjoyed the situation. “You are horrible. What would you have done if that guy asked me out and I said yes? Hm?”
“I’d probably cry and then say on to the next one!” To further instigate you, he dipped an eyelid into a wink.
“Really. Horrible.” With your passion deflating, exhaustion crept into your muscles, bringing a groan to sound. “Let’s just get to class.”
“Nuh huh. We can ditch one class. Plus, you still haven’t said it back.” Tilting his head, he proceeded a step forward to close the distance once more. He then tapped on your chin, allowing your gazes to connect. 
Inhaling a deep breath, a faint smile was presented towards him.
“I love you too, idi-.”
The remaining half of the insult did not leave your mouth, rather it was replaced with a muffled protest as Kuroo gently caught your lips with his. As you tried to break the exchange, he tangled his fingers in your hair, keeping you secure against him, before mumbling. 
“That’s boyfriend to you.”
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Sakusa Kiyoomi 
The repetitive interaction between the laminated flooring and the leather training balls had resulted in a dull ache in your temples. As the manager of a professional volleyball team, you were well accustomed to the noise but today, your patience was running thin. Practice had officially ended two hours ago, and yet your boyfriend, Sakusa Kiyoomi continued fine-tuning his serves. Sinking your teeth into your bottom lip, you scanned the male for any indication of exhaustion – something you would have capitalized on, in order to reason with him. Except the outside hitter’s reserve of energy was far from being depleted. It often surprised you how resilient he was, he certainly did not have Bokuto or Hinata’s stamina, but that did not keep him from pursuing his goals. Whenever he would discover a new technique or target, he would work on it relentlessly. It was an admirable trait, one that made him one of the best players you had ever seen.
And let it be known, supporting him was always your intention. But at the moment, you were passing your own limits and remaining calm and composed was not an option. Between the throbbing on either side of your head and the acids chewing away at your stomach lining from hunger, you were seconds from raiding Bokuto’s secret snack stash.
“Omi, you’re done. Go take a shower.” After swapping your clipboard for a towel, you proceeded across the court, before offering it out to him.
The outside hitter stared at you in response, indicating that he heard your commands but was electing to ignore them. Returning his attention to the volleyball within his grasp, he began prepping for another serve. A sigh mixed with a growl rattled inside of your throat as you twisted the towel in frustration. When the ball landed on the opposite side of the court, an eerie grin stretched onto your mouth.
“Omi. You little shit.”
With each step you took forward, Sakusa intuitively took one step back until his back was met with the padding attached to the wall. You were quite aware of your height difference, although that did not matter. You planted your hands on either side of him, purposefully caging him in. Knitting his brows together, confusion swam in his dark irises.
“What are you doing?”
“What are you doing? I’m not asking you to finish up. I’m telling you. We finished practice two hours ago, and I am starving. If you do not go into there and take a shower this instant, I will not be responsible for what happens to you. You know what they say – you’re not yourself when you’re hungry.” After gesturing to the locker room with your head, you squinted at him, attempting to seem menacing. However, you were only met with amusement.
“Are you saying you will eat me?” The question had Sakusa battling a smile. Was he really supposed to find that scary?
“We both know someone like you would taste delicious, so I’m not saying that isn’t a possibility.” Maintaining a deadpan expression while spouting nonsense was not a task for the weak – but after having countless conversations with actual idiots, you had mastered it. You would not provide your boyfriend any satisfaction.
“Okay. I’ll go.” His admittance of defeat was joined with the raise of his eyebrow, communicating that he expected you to “release him” now. You were about to comply with the silent request when he dipped down and placed a fleeting kiss onto your mouth. The sudden display of affection had erupted a volcano of butteries inside your stomach.
“What the …”
Leaving you there baffled, the MSBY player slipped past your defenses, smiling to himself. 
Two could play at this game.
Later that night:
After gifting you an apology meal at your favourite fast-food joint, you both elected to walk home rather than taking a taxi. His fingers were intertwined with yours loosely, and since the streets were mostly abandoned, he had removed his mask, permitting his lungs unrestricted access to the fresh air. Now that your mood had elevated significantly after satisfying your human needs, you were ready to question your boyfriend on what occurred earlier inside of the arena.
“So, why’d you kiss me?” Kissing was generally an activity he preferred to engage in after showering. And therefore, you were puzzled by his recent actions.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Shifting his gaze to the row of streetlamps that framed the sidewalk, he lifted his shoulders into a shrug.
“You liked that I threatened you, didn’t you?” A gentle laugh danced past your lips as you shook your head. That seemed to be the only explanation you could think of in the moment.
“No. You looked cute trying to seem scary.” He joined his retort with a scoff, although it was evident, he was suppressing any physical indication of joy.
“I am scary!” Resisting your urge to pout, you squished his hand to reinforce your statement.
“Yeah, sure you are.” Refusing to bestow upon you his full attention, his eyes travelled to the sky above. While he would not vocalize it, he found most of your antics to be ridiculously adorable. It was what he loved about you. And there was no denying that you could certainly scare others when deprived of food – but not him.
“I will eat you. Don’t tempt me.” A small pout forced its way to your lips to display your mild annoyance. Though, the emotion was easily defeated when Sakusa in a quick swoop, stole another kiss. This time, however, he lingered, enjoying the taste of your lips. 
It turned out that maybe his rules around kissing required some amending. Because he wanted to kiss you, whether or not some of his pre-conditions were met. Guess that was a consequence of being in love.
Once he pulled away, he exhaled a chortle.
“Yeah? I’m looking forward to it.”
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suckishima · 3 months
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reading through kseniya's recap tweets of the movie and im surprised how many little bits that i put on my probably-won't-be-animated bingo card actually made the cut (bokuto/akaashi & yachi convo, yaku on lev's back while lev is doing pushups, kuroo/tsukki flashbacks w/ the watermelon seeds and the bokuto/kuroo hair swap), but then like theres NO ukai sr/nekomata flashbacks??
thinking about it logically, im not surprised, they arent people that anime onlys would care about and we only truly begin to care about them and the big significance because of those flashbacks so in a movie format it does make sense to cut them, but also i never even considered not getting those bc to me that setup was like foundational to the match. but at the same time ill admit that i doubt the movie is lacking without those moments, so i can accept the loss
still no word on "he's one step ahead of me after all" though, and tbh.. i don't think it's looking good lol. my best guess rn is that theyre gonna show yamaguchi coming out to serve, them doing the serve and block and then straight to kuroo asking how volleyball is and tsukki saying its fun, and then the double high five with yamaguchi—with none of the man who walks ahead/one step ahead of me bit and none of the panels of the tsukki/yamaguchi growth. i said this in my tags of an earlier post but idk i just have this feeling that theyre only gonna animate the actual volleyball bits for that sequence and it's all we'll get. narratively in a movie thats centered around hinata/kenma and karaneko rivalries sighhhh yeah it could make sense to cut the emotional yamaguchi bits there and focus more on the tsukki/kuroo rivalry/mentorship and aaaahhh it hurts me and i hope im wrong but.. idk yeah i just feel like it's not looking good
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thisnoodlewritesao3 · 3 years
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When He Saw You | Tsukishima Kei/Reader
Okay, so this is a little cringe-y but I love it. I kinda want to know whether I should turn it into a more fulfilled story or if I should just leave it as is - let me know!
This has been cross-posted on my AO3 (for more stories, check me out, ThisNoodleWrites
Characters: Tsukishima Kei, Reader, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Haiba Lev, Kuroo Tetsuro, Bokuto Koutarou
Word Count: 2199
Warnings: none other than fluff
Summary: Kei had never been interested in someone before, let alone a girl. Until he saw you.
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When Kei first saw you, you were yelling thank you at Lev Haiba, he had caught you by your bag just as you came tumbling to the ground because of the weight of your bags. There was such a size difference between you that it was funny, next to him you looked like a child on your first day of school. Awe-struck and mouth agape as you looked around at everyone, stabilizing yourself by spreading your legs a little wider. When he first saw you his heart fluttered for the first time.
From what he could hear, you were from the photography club and had asked to come along and take pictures for your assignment, promising to make posters promoting every school's volleyball club. They had excitedly agreed to let you come along to the training camp.
He was busy talking to Yamaguchi when you appeared beside them, quickly snapping shots of them. They both looked at you a little shocked and you burst into an explanation, “I’m just taking ones that you can keep for memories or something! I can delete them if you want.” Throughout your whole speech you had your eyes closed.
You opened your eyes and looked at him with a gentle blush dusting your cheeks, mouth agape. He looked away from you and rubbed his face with the back of his hand, trying to hide the redness on his cheeks.
“L/N F/N.” You shot out your hand introducing yourself in a quiet voice. Were you actually nervous or was he just imagining it? He took your hand, noting the differences between them, his calloused hands relished in the softness of your skin.
“Tsukishima Kei.” He replied. The two of you stood holding your hands, pulling back as Yamaguchi cleared his throat and introduced himself.
You bit your lip as you looked around, ushering them to follow you as you positioned them in front of a cliff, the sun shining low in the sky and giving them an angelic glow. The shutters went, capturing the moment and Kei’s heart. There was an intense passion in your eyes that sparked a fire in him. Your eyes lingered on the pictures before running over to them.
Like a puppy showing off her new toy, you scrolled through the pictures, explaining your thought process to them - no, to him, you only briefly glanced at Yamaguchi, but your eyes would shoot back to Kei with such persistence.
Oh, how he would fall for you piece by piece without either of you being aware.
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The second time Kei saw you was the second day of training. As balls flew around the court, so did you, expertly dodging and dipping with ease, snapping shots of each team during intense moments of action. You were wearing a black tennis skirt, knee high socks partially covered by black knee pads so you could keep up with them without damaging yourself. A plain white t-shirt and a black jacket covered the majority of your upper half, but your sleeves were rolled up. Only a few times did you stop at the sidelines to grab a drink.
He couldn’t get enough of you, making sure to give it his all when rolled over to their side. You adjusted the settings on your camera, swerving out of the way just in time as a ball came flying at you. Every time you took a picture for a different team, you would swap the cards and swoop in just at the right moment. It was like you knew what was going to happen.
When they had to do sprints to the top of the hill, you were waiting at the top, capturing the moment once again. Cheering them on.
At some point you had disappeared leaving behind an emptiness in Kei’s heart that he didn’t know was possible.
Little did he know, you would return later in the day to capture some of the training. A sadness swelled in your heart when you couldn’t see him but you brushed it off and kept doing what you came here to do.
The whole time you knew they were putting in just a little extra effort because you were there, it was nice but you couldn’t help the small frown on your lips.
When you were walking back towards your room, you caught sight of Kei coming out of the bathroom, his hair just a little wet and making you blush. He turned and saw you staring, blushing again. You just waved before running off.
He wished he could tell what you were thinking. You didn’t act like this in front of anyone else, from what he could see, so why him of all people?
The next day when Kuroo and Bokuto stopped to ask him to help them with blocking, you were the first thought on his mind. He bit the bullet and asked Kuroo, “is L/N always so shy with new people?”
It was such a strange question that it caught Kuroo off guard, but the older man chuckled and shrugged. Lev was the one to speak up considering he was in your class, “you mean F/N?” Kei nodded. “No, she’s always super outgoing. She terrified Kenma when he first met her.” Lev laughed at the memory.
“Oh.” That was the only thing he could manage to say.
“Why? Is she acting shy with you?” Lev tilted his head.
Kei went to speak but he was stopped by a soft voice, “I don’t think I’m acting shy.” He was surprised to see you grinning behind him. “If you’re going to practice with them, can I get some shots?” You waved your camera and he quickly agreed.
The practice session was cut short when Kuroo made a comment comparing Kei and Hinata; it made him feel such shame, he had everything that Hinata and yet he could never seem to be better than the shrimp.
He stormed away from the group. Worry painted your face as you followed him out, managing to keep his pace as he stormed back towards his room. You didn’t dare speak - you weren’t scared, just worried that you might upset him more.
When he turned around, realising that he had forgotten his knee pads, you followed. He wasn’t annoyed by your presence, quite the opposite actually, but he couldn’t help the glare that formed in his eyes. You hummed to yourself, never getting more than two paces behind him before you jogged back to his side. Even when he put on his headphones you didn’t get offended, only slipped on yours and smiled.
He was thankful for your company even if he didn’t say it.
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The next time Kei saw you was different. You weren’t wearing your typical clothes that gave you the advantage of moving with them at an alarming speed, you were sitting in the common room wrapped in a blanket, stretching your back and sighing. The only source of light was your laptop; so this is why you normally looked tired, you’d stay up late editing the photos. Your head swayed with the music, full concentration.
Kei walked up to you, almost nervous at being alone with you. “You really shouldn’t stay up this late.” He lifted one of your headphones off your head and caused you to squeal. He smirked at the noise and released it, smacking against your head.
“You’re one to talk, at least I have something to do this late.” You sighed and pushed off your headphones, pausing the music that blasted out of them.
“No comment.” He retorted and pulled up a chair next to you.
You sat in silence for a moment, flicking through pictures until you reached the Karasuno team. You turned your laptop to face him, “can you spare me, like, 10 minutes of your time?”
“Obviously not, can’t you see how busy I am.” Sarcasm dripped from his tongue and you laughed.
“Oh, so sorry, I guess I’ll just keep all the embarrassing photos of you.”
He forced the laptop back in front of him, flicking through the pictures at a vicious rate. You had them all filed and labelled, it was funny considering how aloof and clumsy you were without that handy camera of yours. He cringed at the photos of himself, to him they were all terrible. He wanted to delete them all. He landed on one of him blocking a ball, something about the determination in his eyes made your heart twinge until he moved to delete it.
“Nope!” You snatched it away from him.
“How could you take good pictures of everyone else?” Kei sighed, not bothering to try and snatch it back.
“What do you mean?” You tilted your head and gently put the laptop back on the table.
“I just look so…”
“Stupid?”
“That’s bullying.”
“It would be bullying if I meant it,” you shrugged and scrolled through some of the pictures, eventually landing the one you’d taken when you first met him - before you’d posed him, before you’d even said hello, just acting on your own accord - you smiled at it, turning the laptop back to him, “this is my favourite picture.” Kei blushed. He looked neither good nor bad, there was nothing amazing about it, it was just his face along with Yamaguchi’s, so why would that be your favourite? “Everyone always gets so animated when there’s a camera around, even if they don’t know it, they’re stiff. But you knew and yet you were so calm, relaxed, it was nice. I could have not been there and the only difference would be that this picture wouldn’t exist.” You pointed out, something twinkling in your eyes that he couldn’t place.
“That’s pretty cringe-y.” He hid his excitement, laughing at your mock pain.
“You’re pretty,” you paused, trying to gauge his reaction. His eyes were wide, pupils dilated to the max, he was flushed completely red. He choked in response to the sudden compliment.
“I- uh… I better go to bed.” Kei stood up quickly, hoping you couldn’t hear how his heart pounded in his chest. “And so should you.”
You saluted him, shutting off your laptop and packing up your things, “aye aye, captain.”
He walked away, the wind knocked from his lungs.
You were a mystery to him. And, luckily for you, he loved mysteries.
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When Kei last saw you, they were getting ready to head back home on the coach. You’d pulled everyone in together for a group picture, despite some disagreements, you managed to snag the picture and cheered loudly.
You ran around, saying your goodbyes to everyone who wasn’t in Nekoma, saving Kei and Yamaguchi for last. There was a nervousness on your face as you approached the two. You greeted Yamaguchi, who started heading towards the coach, leaving you and Kei.
There was a comfortable silence until you finally met his eyes, “could I have your number and/or email?” You asked. He was taken aback by your sudden confidence.
“W-why?” He stuttered.
“Well, mostly so I can send you the photos for Karasuno, you seemed like the most reliable, but if you don’t want to I can just go ask-” you turned around and looked towards Daichi, but Kei called out to stop you.
“You can have them.” He blurted, hiding his excitement with a soft smirk.
“Oh! Thank you,” you pulled out your phone and swapped details with him.
“What did you mean by mostly?”
“Hmm?” You tilted your head in confusion.
“Don’t play dumb.” He rolled his eyes and you scratched the back of your head, laughing.
“You got me.” You shuffled your feet. “It was mostly so I could send you the picture and partly because…” you paused, meeting his eyes again, “because I want to talk to you more.”
Kei blushed again, nodding. Somehow you always made him feel like a school-boy with his first crush. He never knew the right words to say to you; over and over again he wracked his brain trying to figure out your motives. It hadn’t crossed his mind that you simply didn’t have any.
“I see.”
“With those glasses, I’m sure you do.” You laughed when he shot you a soft glare.
“I’m not very good at replying.” He admitted, although it was only a half truth, he rarely received messages from people so he had no reason to reply.
“I’m not very good at not spam messaging, so you better reply.”
“Are you always this annoying?”
“Wouldn’t you like to know.”
“I would, actually.”
Now it was your turn to blush before quickly retorting, “learn how to reply fast and you might just find out.”
His teammates calling out his name pulled him from your conversation, he sighed and waved goodbye to you. He was almost sad until you waved with such joy that his heart grew warm.
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When he first saw you, he thought he’d only get the chance to admire you from afar. And while that was almost true, you’d been admiring him too. He’d never been more happy to have his picture taken right alongside his heart. For his little photographer, he was thankful.
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volleychumps · 4 years
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Ayoooo talented writer! Can i please request a akaashi x reader where they meet at some party and have one of those cool convo (you know those who always seem to happen in the kitchen ahah) and they fall for eachother but are too shy/insecure to exchange their number but can’t stop thinking about eachother until they meet again... ;)
Warning(s): drinking, cursing, fluff-attack lol
I changed it up a little bit! The timeskip would be a little tricky in this sense, but I hope you enjoy it regardless! 
Apple Juice. (Akaashi Keiji x Reader)
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“Y/N-chan, you don’t want a cup of rice punch?” 
“Don’t be a downer, Y/N~” 
You watch with mild interest as Daichi tugs on the collars of both Sugawara and Hinata, stifling a small giggle alongside Yachi as the two members of the Karasuno volleyball club now lay limp in Daichi’s grasp. Suga pouts at the captain as he downs his second cup with flushed cheeks, and you quirk your eyebrow in amusement as Hinata holds both arms out at you as if he wants you to take him like a child. 
Daichi smiles for the picture you snap with your phone, not letting go of either of their collars. 
“Have fun, ladies. This is the fun before training camp officially starts. Don’t let these idiots make you do anything you don’t want to.” Daichi sighs in apology, tugging the two pouting boys along as you hum in amusement, sipping on the juice in your cup. 
“I feel like Daichi is such a dad, no?” Yachi states casually, and a coy grin spreads across your lips in response. 
“In like...a platonic way, right?” You grin into your cup as Yachi enters a blushing fit in embarrassment, swatting you on the shoulder as Kiyoko giggles on your right. 
“Like there’s any other way I’d mean it!” 
“Ah Hitoka, you’re so cute and fun to tease- I’m sorry.” You stroke her hair gently through her embarassed antics as Kiyoko’s giggles only increase in volume. The third-year nudges your side slightly as she covers her mouth with one hand, suddenly noticing something on the other side of the room. 
Akaashi Keiji couldn’t help but feel the corner of his lips twitch at the way you had affectionately been cuddling Yachi, watching mildly as you did so with a laugh bubbling from your throat: not realizing that he had gone from hardly listening to Bokuto to not listening at all as the blue-eyed boy seemed to be looking on in a dazed-like manner. 
“Y/N-san, don’t look now, but it seems some of the Fukurodani boys are looking in this direction- I said don’t look now!” 
Kiyoko audibly sighs into her palm as you stupidly raise your head in searching, meeting the eyes of Akaashi Keiji, setter for the Fukurodani team, as he seemed to have been supposed to be listening to Bokuto’s antics, instead accidentally catching your eye in the background. 
You both look away at the same time, a heat on your features as you groan in slight embarrassment, Yachi finding solace in erupting in a fit of giggles at your embarrased misfortune in a small plight for revenge. 
“Hitokaaa-” 
“Come on, Y/N- you’re so pretty tonight, I bet he wasn’t the only one looking.” 
“I told you not to look, how did you make it so obvious?” Kiyoko questions in genuine confusion as you glare playfully in her direction. 
“And this is the part where I go find some lemonade.” You mumble, a tad bit embarrassed at the nature of the conversation before standing, dusting your jeans off. “Would either of my two lovely best friends want anything?” 
“Nooo don’t be sarcastic we love you-” 
“That could have been my potential husband, but now look who’s never going to get to talk to him out of sheer shame.” You joke, sticking your tongue out before making your way into the kitchen, shaking your head at the giggle they share when you turn around. 
Kuroo grins when you enter, and you wave a little in greeting with a small smile: you knew him from the practice matches Karasuno had against Nekoma, having established a pretty good friendship with him afterwards. 
“Just the girl I was looking for!” 
“Oh.” 
Kuroo visibly wilts as Bokuto laughs heartily by his side, a look of betrayal on the Nekoma captain’s features as you laugh at the sight of it, accusation seeping into his tone. 
“Don’t look at me so dejectedly!” 
“Don’t give me a reason to be so dejected.” You quip, eyes widening when you see the blue-eyed boy from earlier standing behind the two, recovering to clear your throat and reach for the lemonade. 
“Oh! I’ve got you, allow me~” 
“Bro, you’re such a gentleman.” Kuroo sniffs as you sweatdrop, watching Bokuto uncap the bottle of rice punch and pour it into your cup until it reaches the brim. Before you could say that wasn’t the beverage you wanted: you blink at the look of hope and pride in the Fukurodani captain’s eyes at how proud he was of his actions. 
“Drink up, Y/N-chan! The drinks are on me, tonight!” 
“Boo, just say you’re flirting and go.” 
“What did you just say?!” 
Your voice falls on now deaf ears as you watch the two captains argue, feeling a little bad that Bokuto had bought the drinks and even poured one for you, deeming that maybe one cup was okay. You examine the liquid before going to raise the cup to your lips-
A hand rests on your wrist lightly before the cup can leave the surface, and you watch in confusion as the setter from earlier shakes his head no. You hardly notice the captains still arguing as he swaps your cup for his, the red-cup brimmed with a golden liquid swishing around in front of you as it hits the counter with a tap. 
“Apple juice.” Akaashi says, bringing the rim to his lips and drinking some of the rice punch as Bokuto asks him a question. He isn’t able to hide his grimace as you blink in wonderment. 
“Akaashi, I’m a gentleman, right? Being gentlemanly doesn’t have to mean flirting!” 
“Mhm.” Akaashi nods, drinking more of the liquid back until it’s gone, wiping his lips with the back of his hand before grimacing some more, successfully disposing of the evidence. 
“Ah! We’re going to karaoke upstairs, Y/N- you’ll come, right?!” Bokuto questions with stars in his eyes as you blink out of your daze, finding yourself nodding back before Bokuto whoops and grabs Kuroo before dashing up the stairs, yelling something about Akaashi to follow. 
“Oh yeah. I’ll be there for sure.” Akaashi calls after bluntly as you laugh, taking your first sip of the cup as you take a seat on the counter, feeling a warmth in your chest at the setter’s previous actions. 
“Is he usually that hard to say no to?” 
“You have no idea.” Akaashi sighs as takes the seat next to you on the countertop, unscrewing the lid for the lemonade before pouring some into another cup. 
“Swap with me one more time. This is the one you wanted, right?” 
“No no! It’s okay-!” 
“Give me that.” Akaashi rolls his eyes, taking the apple juice from you and replacing it with lemonade. “You saw me pour it. I’m not a creep who goes around swapping girl’s drinks.” 
“But I trust you-” 
“Your potential future husband, right?” Akaashi can’t help but smirk a little into his cup as you seem to bust a fuse, cheeks reddening immensely as you nervously chuckle, tracing the rim of your cup. 
“So you heard that, huh?”
“It wasn’t exactly quiet.” Akaashi shrugs, sipping on his apple juice as you scoff in mock-disbelief, smiling nonetheless. 
“Well, maybe I wouldn’t have made such a comment if you weren’t looking at me in the first place, hm?” 
Akaashi’s brow quirks ever so slightly at your bold-statement, feeling the rice punch begin to take effect as he tilts his head attractively, amused smile growing on his lips. 
“Is that right?” His voice drops a little, and you find your throat a little drier than usual before you break eye-contact, feeling a strange nervousness in your chest as you sip some more lemonade. 
“So you don’t drink?” You change the topic quickly, cursing at how high-pitched your voice came out before Akaashi hums, nodding. 
“Not until tonight, at least.” 
“Well, you could have just waited and poured it down the sink when they left?” 
“Yeah, but then I couldn’t look cool for the girl with the pretty laugh.” Akaashi replies evenly, not realizing the weight of his words until a mere moment after, your cheeks flushing as you look away, him doing the same. 
“Sorry, sorry...that was weird. I think that punch is getting to me.” 
“No, it’s uh...fine.” You say awkwardly, shifting a little closer to him before you can stop yourself. “I think you’re pretty too.” 
You clap a hand over your mouth as Akaashi tilts his head in amusement, watching in an entertained-fashion as you cover your face with your hands. 
“Thank you?” 
“I haven’t even drunk anything, I don’t have an excuse.” 
Akaashi hides his smile with his hand, a pink dusting his cheeks as he finds that maybe Bokuto dragging him to this party was worth it. 
“Would you maybe...?” Akaashi leans a little closer, lifting his hand to the back of his neck-
“Y/N, Nishinoya and Suga are vomiting by the cars- oh shit, am I interrupting?” Tsukishima’s eyes widen, seeing the proximity between the two of you before you offer Akaashi a goodbye smile, feeling like that was the best course of action after making a fool of yourself. 
“I’ll see you later. Thanks for the chat.” 
“Wait-” 
Akaashi watches as you embarrasedly rush off, hand grabbing Tsukishima’s in the process as the setter blinks in bewilderment, feeling dissapointment flooding his chest at your lack of presence. The blonde had looked at Akaashi in utter confusion as Tsukishima was dragged out by your hand. 
Sighing, he downs the last of his apple juice dejectedly, the sweet liquid not making up for the bitter feeling in his stomach of not getting his question out to you. 
He didn’t know if it was irritation from the alcohol, or the desire of wanting to see you again, but he bit the rim of his cup, blue-eyes slightly annoyed as he thinks about you grabbing Tsukishima’s hand. 
What was he to you? 
Akaashi blinks out of his daze. 
Wait.
...why does he care? 
The setter blinks out of his thoughts when you return, the plastic cup lowering in his grasp as you bite your lip bashfully, looking off to the side awkwardly. A smile unknowingly tugs at his lips, a weird sensation of relief flooding his system. 
“Turns out it was a false alarm...I was just going to grab another drink and leave you-” 
“No. Stay.” Akaashi’s words come out a little quicker than he intended as you blink in bewilderment before he clears his throat, hand going to grab one of the bottles. 
“Lemonade?” 
“Nah.” You grin, grabbing a new cup before tilting it in his direction as you take your seat again, your thigh touching his as you wish you liked the taste of liquid courage. Your fingers draw circles on the granite of the counter top as methods of successfully getting your number flit through Akaashi’s head, the setter finding himself intentionally grabbing your hand to hold it steady around the cup as he pours. 
The tension stayed heavy as the music faded into the background, the setter’s hand still clasped around yours gripping your cup. You smile goofily, Akaashi wanting nothing more than to close the distance with the pretty stranger at the once undesired party. 
“Apple juice.”
“Wise choice.” 
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dankali · 3 years
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I’ve been wanting to talk about this for a while, but let me speak on why and how I genderbend characters the way that I do.
When I originally started doing this, I knew my genderswapping content would be a regular thing I posted about. I knew because no matter what fandom I was obsessed with at the time, I would always be dissatisfied with the Rule 63 content in it.
Anyone who asks will know that I love designing genderbends because it gives me room to speculate on: “If this character was biologically male/female, how would they conduct themselves within this heteronormative society?”. (Also, as a nonbinary individual, it fulfills my fantasy of being able to just mess with sex whenever I want). It forces me to think as I draw or write: “Would it be characteristically accurate for them to do x, y, and z as the opposite sex?” And it honestly motivates me to create more.
However, it became clear to me near the beginning that not everyone saw genderbending that way.
If I may use the Haikyuu fandom for a second, I’ve seen a lot of Rule 63 content for the characters. But, hardly any of it scratched that particular itch I had. No hate to the creators, of course! But, something told me that some design choices were made without much thought towards the canon characters’ physical appearance and personality.
It didn’t make sense to me that fem!Hinata OR fem!Kenma would have super long hair. That fem!Oikawa (ESPECIALLY in the peak of the Flattykawa jokes) would suddenly be super curvaceous. That fem!Iwaizumi would be reduced to an unthreatening, cutesy, tsundere type.
It really did feel like boobs, super long hair, and a flat, hyper-feminine personality trope were slapped on and left at that. It felt…fanservice-y…almost depthless. The swapped versions didn’t give me the same energy as the canon versions, just in the opposite sex.
And in that, was my mission.
I wanted to show how fem!Hinata wouldn’t know what a brush is, thinking that throwing her messy hair into a ponytail would suffice. How fem!Kenma probably would have long hair before dying it, but would quickly cut it to chin-length after realizing her mistake. How fem!Oikawa might have thighs with no ass, but compensates just fine with her style. How fem!Iwaizumi would catch wind of not being taken seriously because of her gender, and learning to become more intimidating to own her space.
I wanted to show how fem!Kuroo and fem!Bokuto would be given a bit of flack for their bulky/lanky body types, but learned to be unapologetic about it in spite of that. That fem!Kageyama might subconsciously style her hair like Oikawa’s because of how she looked up to her in middle school. That fem!Ushijima would likely not have many friends or romantic prospects because of how intimidating she looks, and how fem!Tendou would stick close to her because of their shared outcast status.
I wanted something more than the surface level “Oh look, that character has traditionally feminine/masculine traits!”. And I haven’t posted enough to say I’ve fulfilled my goal.
But, I’ll try. And it’ll be fun for me. And, hopefully, you guys will enjoy it too!
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lovelytetsuro · 3 years
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If you haven’t done it already, ship your moots ! <3
ooo omg omg okay !! lmk if i forgot anyone <3
@katsdni + shinsou — they just match you know. he 100% is such a ridiculous blushy mess for her and they’re both just the epitome of cozy couple vibes. also?? they both swap sweaters every now and then and they’re closets are just basically a fusion of their styles.
@katsucookie + midoriya — RAHHH CUTEST PAIR IN THE WORLD, it’s very much (oblivious) friends to lovers because they’re both blind to each other’s feelings but when they do realize they’re the cutest ever? definitely the smartest pair ever too
@katsukissy + megumi — they give off chill couple vibes but i feel like if you really get close to them and they’re just doing weird shit all the time JSBSJS but mm they give off like moon and the stars kinda vibe <3
@lilsparkyswife + bakugou — no bc von would be the only one to calm his ass down and sass him around like it’s nothing. she probably makes fun of his fashion sense and he’s just like ╰(‵□′)╯ but it’s so endearing?? also he’s probably the clingy one in the relationship JEJSJJE
@luvmojii + asahi — she braids his hair and takes him on camping trips and he’s just like :) ‘i love her :)’ so many soft vibes AND YET she’s also the one blasting mother mother and he’ll always give her back the exact same energy every single time, he feels at comfort with her.
@planetoru + bokuto — ENERGY BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS, they both replicate enthusiasm so much. em is there if bokuto is ever feeling down and vice versa. also i feel like they would have good communication skills so not too many fights as well? yeah :) they’re the super fun couple !!
@prince-kags + midoriya — chaos nerds. they would geek over so many things together and always hear each other’s rambles out. also both are so scarily smart and hardworking so they both work theirselves to the bone, but nag the other to take care of their self and that’s just. how they end up surviving. because the other keeps getting them to care of themselves despite it all.
@avis-writeshq + denki/nishinoya — once again, THEY ARE THE HYPE COUPLEEE !! they’re fun, chill, and you just wanna hang out with them. noya saw you around the school once and he was like i am in love <3 no one perceive me <3 AND JUST HH SO CUTE <3
@artof-apollo + kirishima — WHOLESOME VIBES ALL AROUND IM TELLING YOU !! he spams your with as many heart memes as he can find and is always there for you no matter what. he always confides his thoughts and insecurities to you and you guys are just. a good healthy couple <3 also definitely has workout dates LMAO
@aelbedo + lev — YELLS WHAT DID I SAYYY, he just loves you so much <3 he would think you’re intimidated by him bc you’re quiet around him at first but he thinks you’re so pretty so he’s like ヽ( `д´*)ノ I MUST CONVINCE THEM I AM FRIENDLY and so he tries his very hardest and he’s oh so clumsy around you, but from then you hit off <3 also definitely listens to you ramble about video games even if he has no clue what’s going on
@nicira + itadori — MIRA IS DOTES ON HIM SMMM and he’s just so cheesy and loves her so much? like you can tell he loves her so much because she’s all he talks about. probably gave sukuna every living detail about her too. they’re both just super in love w each other <3
@m1s0-s0up + hawks — YELLS CHAOS ONCE MORE, they wreak havoc but they still care about each other sm. he absolutely spoils her and is just like ‘mm yeah that’s my rumi’ all smug n stuff >:)
@mattsunbae + atsumu — dude these two probably roast the shit out of people together JSJSJWJ #GiveOsamuABreak2K21, before atsumu does a serve he always looks in the crowd to find her and do his dorky hand fist thingy, they’re like the best friend couple yk yk
@weebybermuda + ushijima — 100% he will listen to anything bermuda talks about bc this mf is so whipped. literally so in luv w her and even though he always looks like 😐 inside hes just ‘aAAHHHhaauiHHJ SHE <3’ also he probably talks about her to tendou all the time JSJDJSN
@tomuswrld + jirou — she teaches him how to play the guitar, OOHH SHE PROBABLY WROTE A (few) SONGS ABOUT SPIRIT BUT IS STILL SHY ABT IT N ALL ! they’re like ‘indie’ couples you see on pinterest and you’re like ‘hahaha so cute 🥰 *blocks*’
@yuujisbby + denki — theyre so chill and just <3 all around great vibes omg, denki would definitely just go around bragging that he had sasha as a girlfriend and be like yeah that’s my s/o >:))
@bukojuiice + todoroki — the puts her emotions on a sleeve and doesn’t express his emotions pair. julie is like his soft cottagecore gf and you can visibly see the softness and care shoto holds for her.
@lovelytarou + inumaki — if you can’t find one of them chances are they’re with the other. they’re always just near each other, and inumaki always has a hand on her. since he can’t talk, he always displays his affection with light touches to show that he loves franz dearly :)
@ch0s0 + choso — they give pinterest couple vibes tbh, theyre super casual and just fun to be with all around tbh, he definitely makes playlists for her because that’s the best way he can show his affection without saying it and goes out of his way to get her embroidery supplies even if he ends up getting the wrong things AJSJJS
@pockydays + kuroo — mmm they fit each other so well. kuroo definitely has heart eyes for her, and silla is just like tossing him bad puns and he’s giving her those bad science puns JSJSSJ and they’re just perfect for each other?? they’re always teasing each other as well LMAO
@denji-core + yamaguchi — they understand each other so well! they probably met during class, maybe they were passing notes to each other and just instantly hit it off. it took them a while to actually get together, but once they were they were always with each other. comfort couple <3
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haikyuuwaifu · 3 years
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GENRE: Drama, Angst, NSFW, 18+ Content
WARNINGS: Swearing, Crude Language
MASTERLIST
SUPER-DUPER HOES 
Y/N snickered into Kuroo’s shoulder as she watched Kyotani attempt to swat at Bokuto from across the table. Akaashi merely sighed, turning away from the two idiots fighting in front of him to ask Y/N a question. “Since Kou can’t stop laughing, what the fuck is he trying to say?” He huffed, eyes narrowed in annoyance. Y/N sat up, placing her cheek in the palm of her hand as she smiled wistfully. “There was a guy at the gym today. A new member that had played against Kyo before I guess.” Kuroo nodded, sipping on his beer. “I didn’t know what was worse. Watching Suna fumbled over his words or watching Kyotani communicate using dog language because he was too shy to actually speak.” He cackled, avoiding the set of utensils Kyotani chucked at his face. 
“It was really cute!” Bokuto mumbled, his face squished between Kyotani’s arm and his chest as the blonde attempted to give him a noogie. A loud huff was heard as Alisa dropped into the open seat next to Bokuto blowing air kisses around the table. “If I have to deal with these bitches this whole campaign I will riot!” she seethed, slamming her head onto the table in front of her. Saeko nodded, rubbing her girlfriends back as she filled the rest of the table in. Kenma looked up from his phone, a frown on his lips. “You didn’t bring your dumbass brother did y-” Before he could finish his sentence the bane of Kenma’s existence appeared. “Ken!” Lev cheered, attempting to wrap the smaller man in a hug. “This is a Lev free zone!” Y/N groaned, hiding into Kuroo’s shoulder as she tried to avoide the obsessed russian. “Y/N!” Lev cheered, making his way to her side of the table. “I’ve been working on some lines with Issei and I wa-” “Absolutely not you scrub.” Kyotani hissed, pulling him away from Y/N. “You’’ll be eating with someone else or I swear I’ll break your ass in half.” Before Lev could protest further, he found himself being dragged away from the table by Sakeo and to the other side of the restaurant. Wordlessly she shoved him at Issei and mumbled something unintelligible before walking away.
“The fuck are you doing here Haiba?” Osamu mumbled, eyes never leaving the menu. “I followed my sister here! I wanted to see Y/N, and sh-” “Y/N is here?” Issei cheered, sitting up straight to scan the restaurant. When his eyes recognized Alisa’s distinct hair color he whistled low as he patted Iwaizumi’s arm aggressively. “What is the fucking luck!” Isse cooed, recognizing the back of Y/N’s head. “The fuck are you talking about? And stop hitting me so hard or I’ll knock your fucking teeth out.” Iwa mumbled, briefly scanning his notifications. “Y/N is mystery girl!” At Issei’s exclamation Osamu huffed, throwing the half cooked meat at his friends face. “Get the fuck out of here with that shit.” he griped, throwing more meat in the pot. “I’m not lying! I recognize the back of her head.” Suna snickered, ready to say something when the table found themselves bombarded by sceeching women.
On the other side of the restaurant Y/N and Kuroo were talking about the merits of using acid to get rid of a body, when their conversation was interrupted by loud screeching. Turning in the direction of the noise, Y/N’s face scrunched in disgust. Alisa shook her head, as she munched on a vegetable. “That’s just the HCT. After the meeting Issei asked if there were any good places in the area and I recommended this one.” Kenma winced as the volume grew and Kuroo and Y/N took notice of his discomfort. Bokuto moved to get up, but Y/N held her hand out to stop him. “Don’t you worry Bo; Omi, Keiji, and I can handle this.” she cooed dropping a kiss to Kenma’s cheek as she swapped seats with Kuroo so the man could comfort his boyfriend. 
Iwa, Issei, and Osamu were about ten seconds away from snapping. All they wanted was to eat and enjoy the atmosphere, and the screeching women were not helping. A loud whistle cut through the loudness and the group of women turned only to be met by a glaring Akaashi, a sneering Tooru, and a smug Y/N. “If the lot of you think you have a sliver of a chance with them, you’re delusional.” Omi started, picking imaginary dirt out of his nails. “This is a family establishment. The fuck are doing screaming about choking on their dicks and calling them daddy.” Akaashi hissed, waving his arm around. “There are children here. It’s absolutely disgusting how much you can disregard common courtesy.” Half the group of women could be seen shrinking away and attempting to leave by the other patrons in the restaurant. The more confident women merely crossed their arms over their chest, hoping to look more intimidating. 
Y/N simply scoffed, shaking her head. “Women like you are a dime a dozen. You’re loose and they’d give you one ride and never bother with you again. The least you can do is wait until they’re done eating to bother them.” she lectured a sharp smile on her face. The woman in front of the group sneered at Y/N, hoping scare her off. “Sweetie, you don’t scare me.” Y/N cooed, reaching out to run her hands through Issei’s hair. “If I wanted to, I could take these men for myself and there’s not a thing you could do about it.” she cooed, taking her free hand and running it over Iwa and Osamu’s shoulders. “So take the fucking hint and leave.” Omi snarled, standing in front of Y/N to shoo them off. Y/N removed her hands from Issei’s hair and the other man nearly whimpered at the lack of physical contact. “Your meats on fire Miya.” she winked, turning and walking back toward her table. Osamu let out a swear, before dumping water on food in front of him.
-It’s safe to say, the boys will NEVER let Osamu live it down that he actually burned food. Y/N thought it was really cute, but she’s only going to tell Kenma that.
-Kenma isn’t keen to really loud noises in small spaces and Omi and Y/N ALWAYS take care of whatever causes the issue.
-Issei swears he’ll never wash his hair again LMAO
-Looks like Y/N’s got two more simps in the contest ;) Kyotani got made fun of A lot for the way he responded to Suna. He’s just...nervous and a little surprised that he’s attracted to the other man. Suna isn’t usually his type. Suna on the other hand can’t get over how cute Kyotani is.
THE GYM FIGHT|WTF
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tacticaldiary · 3 years
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hii i have a request idea if it’s okay with you!
i was thinking of maybe either bokuto, tsukishima, kenma, or kuroo having a really bad day and coming home to cry in their lover’s arms? like a reverse comfort. you can decide which character you’re most comfy with writing for! <33
----------------------------------------------------------------------------- I chose Bokuto, if that’s alright! :) @mari-bug
Comfort In Your Arms
Pairing: Reader x Bokuto Koutarou
Genre: Hurt/Comfort
After a horrible day, Bokuto knows he can trust Y/N to help him spring back to his feet. Y/N would help him, however long it took.  -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
As soon as she hears the door shut, Y/N stands from the couch and rushes towards the door to greet her boyfriend with an excited grin. She had waited for him to come home after a late practise, promising a movie night to him. He had excitedly agreed over the phone, but right now…
Bokuto looked anything but happy. 
Y/N watches as he slowly slips his shoes off, none of the hyper energy he usually carried along with him being present. He looked dejected, almost...defeated. 
"Koutarou?"
He jumps at the sound, which worries Y/N even more, because the first thing Bokuto usually did when he came home was look for her eagerly and gather her up for a tight hug. Y/N's frown deepens when their eyes meet. The usual spark was not there, replaced by something duller...something that definitely did not belong to her boyfriend. 
"Oh, hey Y/N." he manages a small smile, but Y/N almost wishes he hadn't bothered to produce such a forced and fragile expression. It looked wrong on him. 
As Bokuto walks past her, he stops to press a kiss to her forehead. Y/N stands there for a second, before calling out to him. "I'll be in the living room." She's graced with a half-hearted "Alright" before she hears the door to their bedroom shut gently. What...just happened?
She makes her way back to the couch and true to her word, waits there for him. Had something happened at practise? She knew all too well about Bokuto’s sudden change in moods, but they were always for a reason. She was always there to help get him through it, whether it be letting him hold her silently or running a hand through his hair and muttering praise and reassurance. This seemed a little intense, though. 
She's snapped out of her thoughts by Bokuto walking into the room. He looks at her, before plopping down onto the cushion next to her. He keeps his distance, which is unusual because usually with him, personal space doesn't exist. It's eradicated through hugs and kisses and holds, and Y/N doesn't mind at all. What's even more unusual is how he's completely silent, staring at the blank T.V screen
Y/N shuffles over to him and places a hand on his arm, looking up at him. "What's wrong."
He shakes his head, but Y/N is determined to find an answer. "Talking about it might help you feel better, Kou. You can trust me." She lays her head against his chest. After a few more seconds of silence, she feels his strong arms wind around her as he buries his face into her hair. Y/N waits patiently for him to speak. She'd be here when he was ready. She sits there in the silence comfortingly tracing random shapes onto his arm. 
She finally hears him mutter something, his voice muffled by her hair. She pulls back a little and looks up at him encouragingly. 
"I couldn't do it." He pauses, looking dejected. "I couldn't land a spike, Y/N...not a straight or a cross." The memory seems to make him more upset, as his grip tightens around her. "They laughed at me...and before that I messed up with the water bottles and before that was the thing with the net! I ripped a hole in the net. And-" he starts talking faster, naming more and more instances, most of which were not his fault. By the end of it, Y/N can tell that Bokuto’s whole day had been a disaster, one mishap after the other. No wonder he was so upset. When he finally stops to take a breath, she interrupts his tangent. 
"Most of those aren't your fault, Kou. It wasn't your fault it started raining and Akaashi got soaked, just like it wasn't your fault the other team laughed at you."
Y/N's a little startled when she feels something wet trickle down the side of her head. She realises he's crying silently into her hair. She pulls away a little and reaches up to cup his face with her palms. His face is blotchy and a little red, and his eyes are glassy. Y/N hates seeing him like this.
"They...I'm not...useless, right?" He asks, his voice barely above a whisper. Y/N suddenly feels angry at whoever dared to plant that thought into his head. 
"Of course you're not! You're Koutarou Bokuto." She exclaims. Using her thumb to wipe a tear away, she looks at him with a determined stare. 
"Listen here, mister." She starts, "You're literally one of the top 5 aces in the country! How fucking awesome is that? You wouldn't have gotten there if you didn't deserve to be there! You're such a wonderful, kind person...and so what? You couldn't land a few spikes? Those few points don't compare to the hundreds you've scored with the ones that did land." She smiles when he meets her gaze. 
"You-" she leans forward to place a small kiss on his nose. She finds it adorable when he scrunches it up. "-are the farthest thing from useless, baby. And I'm so damn lucky to have you by my side." His eyes widen as she finishes speaking, and after a beat of silence he lunges forward and tackles her, both of them falling back onto the couch. He lays on top of her, nuzzling into the crook of her neck. She chuckles a little as his hair tickles her face. 
" 'M sorry" she hears him mutter. He really was sorry. She was the one who had to deal with his moods. He knows how sudden and difficult they can be to deal with. 
"Don't be. You deserve the world." She shakes her head a little. That's when she feels him start to cry again. Y/N is ready to lay there and let him cry it out for as long as he needs too. The occasional sniffle reaches her ears every so often and she responds by running a hand through his hair comfortingly. 
She would wait until he had calmed down before suggesting something to get his mind off his day. Y/N looks down at his after a while, the sniffles having subsided a while ago. She smiles when she finds him fast asleep, most likely drained from the eventful day he'd had. Y/N reaches around for the blanket she had discarded onto the floor a while ago, and pulls it over the two of them. She was fine with staying where she was to nap with him. She didn't want to move in case he woke up.
She would be there for him when days got bad, just as he had promised prior to be there for her. She remembers the countless times where their positions had been swapped, and she was the one upset. He had never failed to cheer her up and help her pick up the broken pieces. 
She would do exactly the same for him.
Requests are Welcome and Appreciated 
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hai-nakyuu · 3 years
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haikyuu boys whose personalities do a 180 when they’re around you (part one)
includes: akaashi, iwaizumi [feel free to send more for a part two!]
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akaashi
he’s used to being the sidekick to bokuto, who’s always the center of attention
so when he starts dating you it’s a whole different story
a big change, but a good one
suddenly his confidence is over the roof
he’s still himself, but, well, more teasing about it
you fiddle with the bag of onigiri in your hands as you walk to the gym, the sounds of rubber shoes skittering on the floor of the court getting closer and closer as you near the gym doors.
you peek in once and there he is.
pretty onyx eyes shining as they follow the ball, making a spike into the other side of the court, one of his hands coming up to brush his black hair away from his face.
and then his gaze meet yours, and his lips twitch into a smirk as he clicks his tongue and winks at you.
it’s unfair how he can be so hot without trying.
or maybe, he was trying. sneaky little akaashi swapped his lunch with yours “on accident” just so you’d come to the gym and he could show you off to his friends.
speaking of them...
“agashiieeee!!” bokuto screeches from the other side of the net. “that was a good spike!! are you trying to show off?!”
a guy with black messy hair – from akaashi’s description, he must be kuroo- chuckles as he follows akaashi’s gaze. “looks like pretty boy’s tryna impress his s/o. look at how he’s literally undressing her with his eyes.”
your eyes widen at kuroo’s words and cover your face with your hands.
tsukishima- the kid in glasses- pinches the bridge of his nose. “kuroo-san, at this rate you’re going to be single ‘till the day you die.”
akaashi makes his way to you. “finally agreed to watch me at practice?”
you duck your head, trying to conceal the heat coming up on your face. “no, i-i just... y-you left your lunch.”
“aw, darling, are you just saying you wanted to have lunch with me? how sweet of you, love,” he chuckles, pressing a kiss to your cheek as he takes the bag from your hands. you can’t help the jumble of words that comes out of you a fluster.
“oi, akaashi,” kuroo raises an eyebrow “mind introducing us?”
the both of you turn to bokuto, kuroo, and tsukishima.
“oh?” akaashi smirks at them, then at you. “this, is my pretty little y/n.”
he snakes an arm around your waist and pulls you close. you hide your face in his chest.
“HAAA?!” bokuto’s eyes widen. “YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!? CONGRATULATIONS!! SHE’S SO CUTE!!”
“she really is. she came all the way here because she wanted to see me at practice, didn’t she?” his grin widens as you stumble for words.
“i-i- ah... uh...”
he laughs, before leaning in to whisper in your ear.
“it’s alright, love, next time if you really wanna come see me at practice, all you have to do is ask, darling.”
Tsukishima grabs akaashi’s wrist. “Oi, who are you and what have you done with akaashi-san?”
Akaashi raises an eyebrow. “what do you mean?”
“yeah, you’re not akaashi!” kuroo crosses his arms. “akaashi’s never like this around us!”
bokuto’s hair deflates, and the sad puppy look on his face would have made you laugh if you weren’t still burning up in akaashi’s grip.
“are you saying akaashi doesn’t like us anymore?” bokuto almost-whimpers.
“bokuto- oh, no, oh no no no no... AKAASHI LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO BOKE-TO!” kuroo’s eyes widen as tsukishima laughs at bokuto’s emo mode. “i think you broke him!”
bokuto whines. “DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME i’M HAPPY FOR YOU I’LL JUST HAVE TO GET OVER MY DRAMATIC SESSION”
akaashi sighs, then chuckles as he turns to you.
“i’ll handle bokuto-san for a minute, then all my attention will be on you for lunch. could you hold this?”
you reach for the onigiri bag he’s holding out to you, but he pulls you by the arm for a kiss on the lips that has you physically unable to function properly.
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iwaizumi
iwa’s known to physically beat up everyone on the seijoh team, especially oikawa
don’t get me wrong, it’s all with good intention to get them to work harder and improve themselves
but everyone’s used to him being so aggressive in everything he does that when he goes from >:( to :) in a snap it never fails to catch them off guard
he really went uno-reverse in the middle of abusing oikawa
“OI SHITTYKAWA I CAN SEE YOU ROLLING YOUR EYES AT ME”
“BLEH AND WHAT ARE YAH GONNA DO ABOUT IT IWA-CHAN” oikawa sticks his tongue out.
big mistake on his flatass. because now, he’s taking mikasa volleyballs to the face.
“YOU BETTER STOP GOOFING AROUND, SHITTYKAWA, BECAUSE IF YOU SCREW UP EVEN ONCE I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL- oh hey, babycakes! what are you doing here?”
oikawa slowly lowers his hands from his head as the volleyballs suddenly stop. he sighs in relief as he hears iwa’s voice turn soft.
“baby, baby, baby, you didn’t have to get all this for me!”
oikawa turns to see iwa’s soft smile directed to the food in your hands.
“you told me on facetime you wanted mcdonald’s,” you hold out the bag to him.
“you’re always so sweet to me, even if i almost barely have time to kiss those chubby cheeks of yours,” iwa coos as he squishes your adorable face in his hands.
oikawa almost pukes rainbows at how sweet you two are, but he knows better than to make fun of his best friend.
“i’ll make it up to you, babe. you know what? i’ll ask coach if you can stay here every practice from now on. gotta have my princess to motivate me, right?”
you smile and nod as iwa laughs at your cuteness, and he lifts you over his shoulder as you squeal and pray he doesn’t slip.
suddenly, iwa shoots a glare at oikawa, and the latter’s blood runs cold, not even having recovered enough from the volleyball attack to get off the floor.
“in fact, babe, i’ll let you watch me while i beat shittykawa up. how does that sound?”
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