#it's a shitpost don't take it seriously

[lesbian-elrond]

Be he fan or mutual, be he foul or clean,

brood of Morgoth or bright Vala, Elda or Maia or Aftercomer, Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth, neither law, nor love, nor league of swords, dread nor danger, not Doom itself, shall defend him from Fëanor, and Fëanor's kin, whoso hideth or hoardeth, or in hate watcheth, watching keepeth or afar streameth The Tolkien LOTR Amazon show. This swear we all: death we will deal him ere Day's ending, woe unto world's end! Our word hear thou, Eru Allfather! To the everlasting Darkness doom us if our deed faileth. On the holy mountain hear in witness

and our vow remember, Manwë and Varda!

#This came to me in a vision #it's a shitpost don't take it seriously #fuck Jeff Bezos forreal though #I think tanking his stupid streaming service would be an excellent way to live up to the characters' legacy #but that's me and I can be overly intense about these things #this might honestly be the most cringe thing I've ever posted and I'm ok with that #anyway fuck amazon #fuck rings of power #lotr #silm #silm memes #feanor #maglor #maedhros #elrond #lord of the rings #tolkien #tolkien memes #tolkien shitposts

[buf309-art-binder]

Random Post-reveal domestic shenanigan 🤡🤡

#spy x family #sxf fanart #sxf comic #loid forger #yor forger #twiyor #I did this while procrastinating on drawing the background for the next part of Doppelganger 🤡 #this is a shitpost #don't take it seriously

[frostedpuffs]

from my discord art stream

#text post #doodle #miraculous ladybug #miraculous #adrien agreste #this is a joke i adore adrien please don't take it seriously #duusu #ml shitpost

[buf309]

Hey! I see that you're a Spy Family Fan and i wanted to ask what you think would happen,

If Yor asked Loid the age old question "Would you still love me if I was a worm? "

Hi, thank you for your patience 🤗

Your ask caught the musebunny's attention so it insisted on making me draw pages of comic for this. Well, because I think depending on when Yor asked this question, the answer she got could be very different. I hope these are worth the wait. Please enjoy.

and for comparison and contrast, I also let Fiona ask her senpai this question too 🤔

#spy x family #sxf fanart #my art #twiyor #loid forger #loid x yor #yor forger #sxf twilight #reply to mailbox #this is a shitpost #also a fluke #kind of #don't take it seriously #not every asks will get this treatment though #I'll die for sure 😅 #I seriously googled about worms and how to take care of them for this joke 🤡

[fala-alfredo-pasta]

It's that time of the year again

#the coffin of andy and leyley #ashley graves #andrew graves #tcoaal #shitpost #meme #tis the season #BEFORE ANYONE SPAMS MY DMS #It's a horror rpg. Messed up crap is gonna happen that's usually how it goes #this is a joke pls don't take it seriously #thank u #a e i o queue #scheduling this on thanksgiving because it just seems right

[picturejasper20]

Danny being wrapped by Vlad Plasmius's cape because he is sleeping or is cold, okay, super cool But where is Dani being wrapped by Plasmius's cape like a burrito because it is too big for her??

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dani phantom #vlad plasmius #badger cereal #cheese melt #kind of shitposting #don't take it too seriously

[fourraccoonsinacoat]

*In the middle of a battle. Arrows pierce the air. Smoke billows. Swords clash.*

Astarion: What in the nine hells are you doing!?

Durge: *Fixing Shadowheart's eye makeup.* Triage!

Astarion: We're in the middle of a war zone! Now hardly seems the time!

Lae'zel: *Cuts down an undead soldier.* War paint is an essential part of any good warrior's equipment. I would expect one as fixated on their appearance as you to understand.

Astarion: I am not fixated! I can't even see myself in a mirror!

Durge: That didn't stop you from fluffing your hair with styling cream yesterday in between sniping skeletons.

Astarion: That's different! My hair is delicate and not used to all this exposure to sunlight. It dries it out.

Durge: *Magic Missiles a duergar to death while making final touchups to Shadowheart's eyeliner.* We're in the Underdark!

Astarion: Yes, but you're here with me, my little ray of sunshine.

*Lae'zel Disapproves*

*Shadowheart Disapproves*

*Durge Struggles*

Durge: I don't know whether to punch you in the throat or kiss you.

Astarion: I have that effect on people.

- - - -

BG3 Incorrect Quotes Masterlist.

#Seriously tho you can't tell me these idiots don't take hair and makeup breaks #bg3 incorrect quotes #bg3 dialogue #bg3 headcanons #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur’s gate iii #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 memes #bg3 funny #bg3 shitpost #astarion #bg3 astarion #astarion bg3 #lae'zel #bg3 lae'zel #lae'zel bg3 #shadowheart #bg3 shadowheart #shadowheart bg3 #the dark urge bg3 #durge bg3 #bg3 durge

[saltywinteradult]

the dance of the dragons might end if rhaenyra and alicent just had gay sex, but the dance of the dragons would never have happened at all if otto and daemon had just had gay sex twenty years ago

#this is a shitpost don't take it too seriously #but come on. you've seen their scenes. #they should've just hate fucked and then they wouldn't feel compelled to break up rhaenyra and alicent #i came here to shitpost and shitpost i will #rhaenicent #rhaenyra x alicent #otto x daemon #daemon x otto #house of the dragon #hotd shitposting #game of crack #otto hightower #daemon targaryen #ottomon #rhaenyra targaryen #alicent hightower

[indigotenmei]

Gabriel :v

Idk, I just view him as a sad kitty, hiding in a wet cardboard box in a rainy night.

Cropped my oc's out of this shit because i don't want to explain anything and it was an inside joke between my mutuals ( + >

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill fanart #gabriel fanart #ultrakill shitpost #don't take this too seriously

[starcurtain]

Outing myself as the dead-opposite of a Genshin rarepair lover to say that my favorite brand of Zhongli/Childe is definitely:

Grandpa's Mid-Life Crisis Retirement Checklist:

✅️ Flawless human disguise (no one suspects a n y t h i n g)

✅️ Part-time side hustle

✅️ Self-planned funeral (the flowers were fire 👌)

✅️ Friends know I'm not actually dead

✅️ Liyue flourishing

✅️✅️✅️ Russian mail order husband

#genshin impact #genshin impact shitpost #zhongli #childe #tartaglia #zhongchi #tartali #listen I don't understand how the fandom couldn't settle on #chili #as the ship name #PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY #(but I'm right though). #Other adepti's retirement plans: #meditation #inventing #cloud gazing #contemplation of nature's virtues #Rex Lapis' retirement plan: #Cause the biggest fucking commotion #throw myself the sickest retirement party #find the one (1) boy in Liyue Cloud Retainer would NOT approve of #whirlwind romance with a sexy young abyss-corrupted enemy of the state #Neuvillette voice: He blew up our courtroom??? #Zhongli voice: *happy sigh* That rascal. #OKAY BUT BEING SERIOUS #What I actually mean is that I love Zhongli/Childe fics and art #that recognize that Zhongli had lost his sense of purpose #and begun to question whether his existence was even needed anymore #and Childe is so full of the will to live no matter what #to keep growing and improving just for the wild joy and sake of existence itself

[jammyjams1910]

I'm glad I get to animate this lil shit 🩷

#jekyll cycling through the 5 stages of grief rn lmfao #fr tho pls don't take this too seriously I'm high rn 😭 #my art #my animation #shitpost #shitty art #shitty animation #tgs #tgs hyde #tgs edward hyde

[duple-man]

There is a fine line between quirkiness and mental illness and I, have snorted that line. 

#mood #shitpost #don't take this seriously lmao #Sorry about that lack of post I've had some internet issues recently

[inalandofsadclowns]

Defying their predestined roles worked out quite well for Merlin's friends. I mean

Lancelot, the commoner who committed identity fraud and became a knight. Knighthood did not stick at first, but he had sure as hell drawn the prince's attention. Eventually he lived and died a knight, just like in his dreams.

Gwaine, the noble-born who left his wealthy life and found what he'd been looking for: a family that loved him for himself.

Gwen, the serving girl, who rose to the throne and became the difference in the world she always wanted to see.

...

What I'm saying is maybe maybe if Arthur had moved to the countryside with Merlin to get that cottage core life against what everyone expected of him, then maybe everything would have been fine

#merlin shitposts #i know there are a lot of holes in this take #but all of them can be mended by making morgana queen #gwen marries her instead (because arthur's bossing merlin around on the field) #and the knights are also morgana's (because arthur is bossing merlin around on the field) #bbc merlin #merthur #merlin #arthur pendragon #gwen #gwaine #lancelot #the knights of the round table #pls don't take me seriously #enough you're going in the queue

[genericpuff]

when were y'all gonna tell me about persephone, the poodle webkinz who runs a shop that's pretty much exclusively for rich people-

i need to make it clear that the irony here is not lost on me LOL

what's even better is the comment section which is a mixed bag of praise and "fuck you persephone for hating poor people" criticisms and again, thE IRONY SHOULD NOT BE LOST ON US HERE-

this has literally nothing to do with LO and yet it makes me laugh so fucking hard to see a whole ass other niche and specific fandom embroiled in criticism regarding a pink depiction of persephone who they deem to be a snobby diva

d-

do you think-

do you think this is what rachel's been referencing the whole time when she keeps having the male characters in LO brag about persephone's pedigree-

#never expected the antiLO community to have a crossover episode with the webkinz community fr #i support you webkinz persephone haters #you may have won the battle but the war wages on #btw in case anyone can't see the obvious here this is a shitpost purely for gags #like this literally has zero to do with lore olympus so please don't take an ounce of it seriously #i know i shouldn't have to say that but i just know i'm gonna get messages in my inbox over this LOL #it's hilarious that persephone is a lightning rod for snobby diva girl characterizations like this #they really do just keep making her pink and mean #this is officially the dumbest thing i've ever posted fr #out of everything i'm going to hell for this is up there as the worst LMAO

[buf309]

They all ded ☠️ ☠️ The end 😌

The weather is scorching. Work is irritating. So I crave violence right now. This shitpost is the result.

#spy x family #sxf fanart #my art #twiyor #overdramatic father-daughter duo #the forgers #this is a shitpost #don't take it seriously #the job is done #go back to hiding from society

[four-color-words]

Ollie Queen is composed of two emotions: Love and Spite.

#this is a shitpost please don't take me seriously #oliver queen #green arrow #<- risking fandom tags