#bg3 shitpost

[octoberspirit]

Gale, sheepishly returning a book to Wyll: Sorry, thought this was The ANNALS of Karsus. My mistake.

Gale: An excellent read, though.

#wyll canonically reads smut novels #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #wyll ravengard #bg3 shitpost

[waylaid-by-enemies]

Hello?

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fandom #bg3 memes #bg3 shitpost #bg3 gameplay #bg3 origin #the nautiloid #tutorial ship #astarion #astarion anucin #the pale elf #neil newbon #bg3 voice actors

[bongwaterbunny]

btw gale loses all composure when hes horny. can't even make out the words "please" or "thank you", he just starts to dote on you and, when he's particularly needy, he'll grind up against you and paw at your clothes until you get the hint. he told me himself.

#baldurs gate gale #bg3 shitpost #bg3 fanfiction #bg3 headcanons #bg3 gale #bg3 spoilers #bg3 #bg3 companions #bg3 posting #gale romance #gale smut #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale x reader #gale x tav #the wizard of waterdeep

[underdark-dreams]

He's just that kinda guy, huh

#bg3 rolan #still thinking about last weekend's signing tbh #george taylor is a master of chaos #bg3 shitpost #is this anything

[clownsecret]

bane has a chart in his office with each of his godly allies' names on it, and each time they do something that pleases him, he puts a gold star sticker on the chart next to their name. every time one of them accumulates five stars, he lets them pick a prize out of a box he keeps under his desk. myrkul has twenty stars, while bhaal has negative seventy (he pretends so hard that it doesn't bother him but it actually makes him so so mad)

#nevvy speaks #the dead three #bane dnd #myrkul #bhaal #bg3 shitpost

[wastingmytimehere]

Durge: *is just chilling, drawing in their sketchbook (which may or may not be filled with gruesome imagery).*

Gortash: *strolls in and drops himself onto the loveseat in front of Durge, disrobes and stretches out nude*

Durge: Excuse me?

Gortash: Draw me like one of your dead girls.

#durgetash #enver gortash #the dark urge #bg3 gortash #bg3 #bg3 durge #durge x gortash #bg3 shitpost

[enchantdlunatic]

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 shitpost #baldurs gate shitpost #bg3 memes #baldurs gate meme #bg3 meme #lord gortash #bg3 ketheric #bg3 orin #the dead three #the dark urge #durge #durgetash

[panksage]

To all the Durges out there facing Allegations about a certain Gortash guy

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 shitpost #bg3 durge #bg3 karlach #baldurs gate 3 #durgetash #gortash x durge #baldurs gate fanart #baldur's gate iii #durge #baldur’s gate karlach #art tag #it came to me in a dream #baldur's gate oc #bg3 #Ebony Darkness D’urge #baldur’s gate gortash #enver gortash #karlach #bg3 fanart

[yaoiconnoisseur]

hello yes i would like to report a murder

#i live for watching the companions roast each other #bg3 #baldurs gate #baldur's gate #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 minthara #minthara #gale #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 gale #gale bg3 #bg3 shitpost #bg3 screenshots #bg3 screencaps #minthara bg3

[mutualcombat]

i never should have bought this game now youre all going to suffer for it

#my art #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #bg3 memes #astarion ancunin #cazador szarr #bg3 shitpost

[my-maehem]

Elminster rockin his new outfit ✨

Thank you @lowrifaberart for that amazing tweet

Hey I made the Jojo walk a print on INPRNT… I mean… if you wanna…

I’ll be making stickers too in a bit—

#granddad is slaying 💅✨ #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #baldur’s gate #bg3 gale #bg3 elminster #elminster #bg3 memes #bg3 shitpost #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #am I allowed to tag that? #…idk… 👀 #my art

[todoroki-simp26]

Showed my mum Astarion.

She concludes that he is sexy cause he has the body language and looks of David bowie.

But he talks and acts like Tim curry.

These are the most sexy men in the world according to my mum. I can't unsee it now.

David Bowie and Tim Curry's lovechild is a sexy, sassy vampire. Sounds about right.

#bg3 astarion #bg3 funny #bg3 shitpost #bg3 #baldurs gate astarion #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #astarion ancunin #astarion #baldurs gate #tim curry #david bowie

[ginzburgjake]

guys i’ve got to admit. i have no idea how in hell astarion’s hair works and it’s driving me insane

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #bg3 astarion #bg3 shitpost #it’s not fanart this is my soul crying out

[latteatnight]

I had this joke stuck in my head for days so i needed to let it out i swear i can only hear the weed bonus:

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 shitpost #bg3 #bg3 memes #gale of waterdeep #astarion #tav bg3 #my art #isfrid tav

[wastingmytimehere]

Gortash: *gets punched in the face during a tavern brawl* Mind the face, dammit!

Durge: *throws someone over the bar so they can check on Gortash* NOBODY TOUCH HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE OR I’LL GUT YOU

Gortash: *blushes* ahem… you think I’m beautiful? 🥹

Durge: Oh shit. Did I say beautiful? I meant bigot…full

#durgetash #enver gortash #the dark urge #bg3 gortash #bg3 #bg3 durge #durge x gortash #bg3 shitpost #gortash x durge

[fermiparadoxx]

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #shadowheart #bg3 shadowheart #bg3 shitpost #bg3 memes