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starcurtain · 3 months

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Outing myself as the dead-opposite of a Genshin rarepair lover to say that my favorite brand of Zhongli/Childe is definitely:

Grandpa's Mid-Life Crisis Retirement Checklist:

✅️ Flawless human disguise (no one suspects a n y t h i n g)

✅️ Part-time side hustle

✅️ Self-planned funeral (the flowers were fire 👌)

✅️ Friends know I'm not actually dead

✅️ Liyue flourishing

✅️✅️✅️ Russian mail order husband

#genshin impact #genshin impact shitpost #zhongli #childe #tartaglia #zhongchi #tartali #listen I don't understand how the fandom couldn't settle on #chili #as the ship name #PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY #(but I'm right though).#Other adepti's retirement plans:#meditation #inventing #cloud gazing #contemplation of nature's virtues #Rex Lapis' retirement plan:#Cause the biggest fucking commotion #throw myself the sickest retirement party #find the one (1) boy in Liyue Cloud Retainer would NOT approve of #whirlwind romance with a sexy young abyss-corrupted enemy of the state #Neuvillette voice: He blew up our courtroom???#Zhongli voice: *happy sigh* That rascal.#OKAY BUT BEING SERIOUS #What I actually mean is that I love Zhongli/Childe fics and art #that recognize that Zhongli had lost his sense of purpose #and begun to question whether his existence was even needed anymore #and Childe is so full of the will to live no matter what #to keep growing and improving just for the wild joy and sake of existence itself

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nanbaka-82 · 9 months

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Was listening to beetlejuice while making these, immersive experience, credit to beloved @v7qvn for helping me on these

pt1 pt2 pt3 pt4 pt5 pt6

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lunarsetting · 4 months

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Don't take any of these seriously !!

#genshin impact #genshin impact shitpost #wriolette #clorivia

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remremmm · 3 months

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4ggravate (beach episode) ft. traveller —

tighnari and traveller, casually checking up on the baggage

cyno: where's alhaitham?

kaveh: I already told him to be. on. time. but, of course he had to take his own sweet ti—

*door creeks open revealing alhaitham*

alhaitham, nonchalantly combing through his hair: time?

*silence*

kaveh, muttering: ...pft, show off—

traveller, barely able to hold in a nosebleed: looking good, haitham!

cyno: finally...

tighnari, chuckling: alright alright, we got everything we need, let's go~

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rougepancake · 8 months

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So I finished the Fontaine archon quest and these are my favorite screenshots so far-

1. Focalors being adorable

2. Neuvillette 🤤

3. Arlecchino being daddy

4. Navia having a beautiful character design

5. And this scene being amazing

#genshin impact #neuvillette #navia genshin impact #fontaine #fontaine archon quest #furina #focalors #lyney #arlecchino #genshin impact shitpost #marie rants

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adyathemoongoddess · 8 months

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Behold; the Knights of Favonius stables.

#shitpost #genshin impact #genshin shitpost #knights of favonius #genshin #genshin impact shitpost #kaeya #kaeya alberich #kaeya genshin impact #kaeya genshin #genshin fandom #genshin mondstadt

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itcouldbemia · 8 months

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I came across your sagau Akademiya post the other day and it just occurred to me that I'm double majoring engineering courses and my one true love is drawing so I'm pretty sure the sages would HATE me

I'm focusing on their most brushed aside darshan or whatever AND I love doing something they despise

Honestly, the Akademiya and Sumeru in general would have a field day with you

Everyone would be like "the creator likes what?!!?!"

Tbh I can see the entire hierarchy of Akademiya change just because of that and sudden change of who gets the grants

#shitpost #genshin shitpost #genshin impact #genshin #genshin impact shitpost #sagau #genshin impact sagau #genshin sagau

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tineetinylily · 1 year

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I didn't find any so I made some myself

#ngl these are my fav types of genshin images #i imagine Kaveh working part-time to get some extra money lol #mehrak #genshin impact kaveh #genshin layla #layla genshin impact #faruzan genshin #faruzan #genshin impact #genshin impact memes #genshin memes #genshin impact shitpost #genshin shitpost

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the-last-butter · 1 year

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Survived exam season 👍 have this

#Diluc sent that reply cuz Kaeya sent him that one post where they cut a hyper realistic turtle cake in half #and uh venti n dain don’t need an excuse #Other than this he's in 5 different WhatsApp groups with Mondstadt’s elderly women so that they can plan kitty parties and gossip #tw kys joke #genshin impact #genshin impact fanart #kaeya alberich #genshin impact shitpost #my doodles

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aroacenezhaanddainsleif · 8 months

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(drunken night at Angel's Share)

Venti, very drunk: Atheists, imagine you're a famous baseball player and are about to bat the winning hit. Accidentally, the pitcher tosses an Archon baby at you. Would you still hit the baby out of the stadium and win millions, or spare the archon baby?

Dain: in this hypothetical situation- which is rather stupid, mind you- I hardly think I would have the time to care enough to weigh the pros and cons. so, in other words-

Dain: light that sucker up.

Kaeya: don't you just hate it when you're trying to play sports and people keep confusing an archon baby for the ball

#venti #dainsleif #kaeya #kaeya alberich #genshin impact shitpost #genshin impact incorrect quotes #genshin venti #genshin kaeya #genshin dainsleif #genshin impact

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starcurtain · 5 months

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Focalors, at the bottom of the sea: Is it really worth it, to risk everything to defy Celestia and return the hydro authority to a dragon sovereign?

The dragon sovereign: