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Derek: Did you have a good day?
Isaac: Yes.
Stiles: No.
Isaac, to Stiles: Shut up.
Derek: So, you had a good day?
Isaac: Yes.
Stiles: No.
Isaac, to Stiles: Shut up!
Derek, to Isaac: You were meant to make sure he got some sleep.
Isaac: I made sure he got some sleep.
Stiles: He knocked me unconscious.
Isaac: It’s the same thing!
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deansxharley · 7 days
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listen, i have no idea what’s currently canon in dc comics and i really don’t care to BUT regardless of what continuity we’re in, i think jason todd might be the funniest character of all time. just the biggest hypocrite ever and i’m obsessed. like, so many people have pointed out how crazy it is to be pissed off at tim for replacing him as robin when he literally replaced dick while dick was still alive, but then to go and parade around bludhaven as a murderous nightwing while dick is (again) very much still alive and THEN form a team with dick’s ex girlfriend and best friend??? jason todd is THE definition of “replacement” or what the fuck ever he calls tim and i actually find it so funny. stay crazy girl <3
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daydreamerwonderkid · 4 months
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Big bird protecting his baby bird :3
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batfamilycannons · 4 months
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Dick*the eldest daughter reaching a breaking point and it was this or manslaughter*: Due to my emotional trauma, I have decided I will be reverting back to my childhood Goblin lifestyle
Jason*always one for chaos*: Good for you
Bruce*traumatized from the first time not sure if he can survive a pt.2*: oh no
Tim*never left his Menace Lifestyle and is very exited to help cause more problems*: yay!
Bruce*even more scared*: oh no
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shyjusticewarrior · 16 days
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Jason: Has Bernard always looked at you like that, and if so how did you think he was straight?
Tim, to Steph: Stop telling Jason things.
Steph, ignoring Tim: I took Tim's gaydar cause he's not worthy.
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randombatcharts · 7 months
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So I changed it a bit from the original, but there also was nothing that really fit Duke. I couldn’t make the best replacement but I tried. I also think any combination of Tim, Cass, and Steph is really cool and can be funny at times.
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greenapplebling · 8 months
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Damian:
Tim:
Damian:
Tim:
Damian: ... *opens his arms*
Tim:
Tim: *sighs*
Tim: *helps Damian up to get to a tall shelf*
Damian, now down: *hasitates*... Thanks *leaves*
Dick: I don't know if I should be mad that you helped him get something Alfred has forbidden or happy you two had such a nice interaction for once
Jason, pinching his arm repeatedly: Talk for yourself, that felt surreal to me
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heres-to-the-new-us · 10 months
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how jason todd greets his family in the morning:
dick: "fuck you"
tim: "fuck you"
damian: "fuck you"
cass: "not you"
bruce: "fuck you especially"
kate: "fuck you"
duke: "fuck you but slightly less"
steph: "fuck you"
alfred: "good morning alfred i hope you have a wonderful day"
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(As they're rough-housing, and Jason is winning)
Jason: Any last words, Timmy?
Tim: May thy fat head be set upon by sea spiders and torn asunder, leaving only thine eyes to witness the humiliation!
Damian: (spectating): Ooh, pretty good last words...
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nanamis-username · 2 years
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nightwing + his brothers 🐣🐣🐣
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ochibrochi · 5 months
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been rewatching batman tas and felt nostalgic for my original blorbo!!!!! 🦇
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oifaaa · 10 months
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There should be a flower that means “you’re a little b!tch” so that Jason can really express himself
Okay so I googled it and the first thing that came up was a old tumblr post so this may be completely wrong but here we go
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concerned-k1wi · 6 months
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Gotham rogues when ppl are taking the Gotham Census:
“Average Gothamite gets kidnapped at least 3-4 times in their life" factoid actually just statistical error. We only kidnap the average Gothamie 1-2 in their life :)
Robin (aka The Boy Hostage), who gets kidnapped every other night and treats it like a hobby, is an outlier and should not have been counted
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betterthanbatman1 · 7 months
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Jason Todd Red Beanie appreciation post
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medusas-graveyard · 3 days
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Au where Danny, whose timeline is an alternate version of Dan's timeline. Instead of Vlad, he's taken in by...Bruce Wayne? What the fuck do you mean his uncle is fucking Bruce Wayne???)??????
While Danny is having the existential crisis of his life, Clockwork is giving very specific instructions to Danny's rogues to make sure the boy doesn't sway to the same person Dan was. Of course, he should've known better.
Unsurprisingly, threatening Batman was a bad idea; since now the Justice League is in high alert ever since they found out this entity named 'Phantom' is supposedly the difference between the end of the world and peace.
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shyjusticewarrior · 4 months
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Jason and Tim: *arguing while Jason has Tim in a headlock*
Steph: What's going on here?
Jason and Tim, in unison: Book club.
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