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correctquotesarein · 2 years
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Isfp: You are a very smart person. You know lots of things, and you put the things you know together in interesting ways. But there are many things you don’t know… and you’re also low key sort of an idiot.
Intp:…. Might be my favorite compliment ever. Please continue
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celexia · 2 years
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INTP drawing 💗✨
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honeyariiess · 1 year
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me: oh man just had a really cool idea i should write it down so i dont forget it
my brain: dont worry i’ll remember it!
*the next morning*
my brain: guess the fuck what
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solomon-untamed · 2 years
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Personality Test
The Test: You are INTP  INTP’s: How? *checks the email from the site, goes to more about this type and sees they relate to everything * INTP’s : Am I really an INTP?   * takes the test again because they are not sure * The Test: * shows some different mbti type * INTP’s : * goes to their another email account, checks the mail, goes to more about this type and sees they relate to nothing * INTP’s : How is that possible? Let me take the test again The Test:  You are an INTP INTP’s : * checks the email again and relates to everything * So...I guess I am an INTP haha * laughs in panic and sarcasm *
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planet-gazing · 2 years
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Everyone seems to view INTP as mysterious and intelligent when in reality we have social anxiety and can barely function on a good day
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*entj and intp shotgunning while smoking cigarettes*
intj: 😟
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pandagobrr · 5 months
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Theoretically, it would have worked.
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pavooko · 4 months
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What if I torture him with the goofiest aah cheap tea from my local shop? :3333
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animehideout · 4 months
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Hiiii could you please add INTP for your MBTI series? 🩷🩷🩷
Your MBTI, Your Relationship With JJK Characters Part 6
INTP + ESFP
Check out Part 5 here
check out part 7 here
a/n: Thank you Anon, @tojiiismyhusband @system753 @venus-xxoo for requesting INTP. Also thank you @suchasecretiveninja for reading 🫶🏻💕 I hope you enjoy these headcanons.
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INTP:
Gojo Satoru = Fiancé
As an introvert who relies on the power of mind, I think you'll be fine having a loud extrovert as your partner; Gojo Satoru. INTP appreciates an open-minded partner who is willing to engage with them in intellectual conversations, challenges and debates, and Gojo is the one. INTP has a unique sense of humor that couldn't be understood by everyone, so with Gojo being witty, he'll find no problem in matching your vibe and continuing with your jokes even in serious situations, making the relationship even more enjoyable. Gojo is egocentric, so your wittiness would humble him everytime. INTPs prioritize logic, but also crave emotional connection which is the case for Satoru, he's so affectionate with you, and willing to satisfy your emotional needs. A balance between intellectual discussion and emotional support. Also both of you value independency so none of you feels restricted in the relationship. Let's not forget that Gojo is an ENTP so you're basically his introverted version.
Megumi Fushiguro = Friend
INTP values friendships that align with intellectual curiosity, and with Megumi being an intellectual himself with smart ideas, you'd totally become hooked. You would engage in deep existential conversations, debate and explore abstract concepts, while at the same time you respect each other solitude and independence without forcing your opinions on each other. Megumi is an honest person and honesty is something that INTP values. You are a fan of constructive criticism and feedback, you accepted it as long as it makes you grow mentally. Despite being logical most of the time you still have warm emotions which is the heart of your friendship.
Toji Fushiguro = Has a crush on you
INTPs are determined despite being a huge procrastinators. Toji likes how logical and rational you are and how you neglect your feelings when taking decisions and life choices. Despite being an introvert you engage well in conversations in public making you look like as if you are an extrovert. You are good at making your voice and ideas heard and understood. Toji appreciates your self-confidence even though you hide a lot of anxiety inside of you. He is also charmed by your mockery for situations that others may find scary, but you manage to find a humor in them, even though your humor serves as a coping mechanism. All these qualities made Toji drawn to you.
Ryomen Sukuna = Love hate relationship
Sukuna loves you but hates you at the same time. Despite him seeing humans as inferiors, he can't help the attraction he has for your badass side. He is attracted to your analytical thinking and overly logical mindset. As the king of curses, he sees human emotions as a weakness and burden so seeing a human who actually relies on their mind and neglect feelings intrigued him. Your unique and controversial thinking is also another hook for his interest. Your witty side completely swept him off his feet, you're kind of similar in this. Having a mocking and quirky kind of humor is kinda relatable for him. But at the same time he hates your resistance. INTPs worship independence and freedom, they completely oppose submission to someone else and don't accept forced rules. Let's not forget that Sukuna is an extrovert so extroverts that want to forcefully dominate introverts for perceiving them as shy individuals who are unable to defend themselves is a type that INTPs can't stand and that's how the tension / hate between you too was born.
ESFP:
Aoi Todo = Boyfriend
ESFP is a lively and affectionate partner you, totally match Todo energy. Your presence keeps him recharged, your energy and enthusiasm are infectious. Despite him being strong both physically and mentally he still needs your affection to function properly. INTP infuses excitement and passion in the relationship. Given that both of you and Todo are extroverts you thrive on social interactions and enjoy spending time together doing fun and spontaneous activities. You also have similar love languages. Both of you are also sensors so you have an awareness of each other's discomfort which brings a huge understanding between the two of you.
Geto Suguru = Rival
One thing that was able to make you consider Geto as your enemy; lack of emotions and empathy. ESFPs are highly emotional individuals they are expressive and very sympathetic towards others. Geto's ruthless side clashes with your nature, effortlessly creating a hurdle. His behaviors choices and mindset go against your principals and values leading to a significant conflict. You can connect with trustworthy people but with him there's no connection, you believe that empathetic individuals can't be trusted as they only care about their own desires without taking into account other people's well-being. On the other hand, Geto sees you as weakling and a burden on society for simply being an emotionally oriented.
Kamo Noritoshi = Source of comfort.
As someone who has dealt with a lot, lacking the families' warmth in his life, he always find himself indirectly dependent on you for some comfort. ESFP excels at expressing empathy through both words and actions Despite Noritoshi skills at hiding his emotions, you as a sensor you can sense his troubled spirit and provide for him a safe space by acknowledging and understanding his feelings without judgment and serve as a listener when he's ready to open up. Aside from comfort you also radiate a contagious positive energy that can break through the toughest walls. It makes ESFPs happy knowing that they had a positive impact on people around them.
Thank you for reading, remember this piece of writing is just for fun, also IMO so it's not necessarily accurate ✨
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soc69 · 1 year
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first three words that come to mind for each mbti type based on absolutely nothing:
ENTJ- cold, command, villainous
ENTP- joker, prick, devil
INTJ- cold, machine, calculate
INTP- isolate, analyse, ingenious
INFP- feel, empathy, story
INFJ- weird, calm, warm
ENFJ- weird, warm, love
ENFP- chaos, sugar, crack
ESFP- party, socialise, colourful
ESFJ- understand, compromise, connect
ISFJ- knowledge, sentiment, reason
ISFP- kind, touch, sympathy
ISTP- reserve, stoic, perceive
ISTJ- order, cold, tradition
ESTJ- command, obey, decide
ESTP- indulge, chaos, kaboom
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spockandsparkle · 2 years
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MBTI Love Languages
INTJ: I’m considering having you in my 2050 Vision for my Future Life.
INFJ: I want to get a cat with you.
ENFP: You’re the most intriguing person I know.
ENTP: You’re the least stupid person I know.
INFP: Hey, I wrote a poem of my feelings for you <3
ISFP: Hey, I wrote a song about my feelings for you <3
ENFJ: You’d fit in great with my friends and family.
ESFJ: Wanna start a family together?
ISTJ: I’ll be loyal to you.
ISFJ: I’ll take care of you <3
ESFP: I wanna dance with somebody… YOU!!!
ESTP: You’re hot.
INTP: What is love?
ISTP: I fixed your car.
ENTJ: Together we’ll rule the world!
ESTJ: Together we’ll run my company!
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digisinister · 1 year
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My take on the MBTI from the perspective of an INTJ
1. ENTP: A minefield that must be treaded carefully
2. INTP: Nerd
3. INTJ: Socially inept
4. ENTJ: I wish I was as objectively motivated as you
5. ENFJ: Stop trying to please everyone, it's impossible
6. ENFP: Quirky
7. INFP: Pathetic
8. INFJ: Stop being right god dammit
9. ISFJ: Too good, too pure for this world
10. ISFP: I like the vibe, but too sensitive for me
11. ESFP: At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
12. ESFJ: Forgettable
13. ESTJ: What are you, a cop?
14. ESTP: Flaky
15. ISTP: A puzzle that must be solved (Would smash)
16. ISTJ: Square
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literallynerm · 6 months
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First Original Drug Meme for Reddit and My literallynerm Blog
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honeyariiess · 2 years
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the fact that i manage to be a people pleaser and also a complete asshole at the same time is honestly impressive
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Everyone: ENFJs are so sweet, how on earth could they be manipulative, it’s just imp—
Me, an ENFJ, humming Mastermind by Taylor Swift as I compile your Mbti and enneagram type I tricked you into telling me so I could realize your greatest needs, wants, personal communication style, and favorite conversation topics and love on you: I have absolutely no idea
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classic-entp · 7 months
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Classic-ENTP #42
Any Ixxx Type: That's my new friend!
ExxP: ???????????????I thought you had social anxiety???????????????
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