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introvert-moments · 9 months
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Introvert Moment #119
The main reason I am so nice is because people leave me alone faster when the socializing is smooth
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frankiepayot · 1 year
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XNTJ’s Fear 😈
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boredintjqueen · 2 years
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The INTJ urge to refer to babies as 'it', people as 'humans', and anyone you've known for a long time as 'The *insert name*'.
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fear-is-truth · 11 months
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people think i’m mysterious. the truth is that i’m just antisocial.
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*in a park, at night*
entj: where's esfp?
isfp: *points behind a bush, where esfp and infp are... you know*
intj: where's enfp?
entj: oh, swimming in the fountain with a duck.
isfp and intj: oh, okay.
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raechelmarie · 1 year
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Fun mug describing us INTJs. Pretty much on point.
Apparently, INTJ females are the rarest of any gender/personality type combination, making up only 0.05% of the entire human population. "We are very rare, and we are mostly men."
It is statistically probable that I will not meet another INTJ woman in my lifetime. We are the unicorns of the species. 🦄
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velours95 · 1 year
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explains a lot
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dark-wackademia · 11 months
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no but fr, genuinely asking.
is it just me or when you have an emotion/let something deeply emotionally effect you, sometimes do you go into hypochondriac mode and try to explain it away through means of it being linked to something physically out of your control in the clinical sense. like i always used to instantly be like “omfg i have something wrong with my thyroid/hormones, that's why” or whatever. like if i have a break down and cry im like... couldn’t be just normal human stuff. idk maybe its the gaslighting family trauma lol
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correctquotesarein · 2 years
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Someone: you’re quite the suspicious character, aren’t you?
Intj: I suspect suspicious characters. To you, I am nobody. A ghost, a shadow in the night. The sweatshirt you wake up and see on the back of your chair in the middle of the night and have to sit up to see if it’s a person, but it isn’t. That’s me. It’s always me.
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introvert-moments · 4 months
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Introvert Moment #121
Hanging out with autistic friends is the best. You can ask them about their special interests and they’ll give you the coolest, fun fact filled monologue ever
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frankiepayot · 1 year
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INTJ doing Latte Art ☕️
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gojygo · 2 years
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INFP as Brian and INTJ as Stewie
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boredintjqueen · 2 years
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How can I explain to people that I can't talk to them right now because I'm busy lecturing my imaginary friends about why humanity is doomed?
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INTJs be like:
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intj: this relationship isn't working, is it?
entj: nah.
intj: it feels like it doesn't have any meaning.
entj: and in the long term, it won't satisfy us.
intj: so, we end it here?
entj: yes.
intj: okay, goodbye.
entj: bye.
isfp: what just happened
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lulidragon · 1 year
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I hate horoscopes
I Want to be Honest, I don´t believe, for anything in this world on the horoscopes, specially the stupid people who always want to categorize you only by what a ridiculous description says. 
Your Fucking birth date don´t tell you for automaticatly how your personality are.
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