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introvert-moments · 9 months

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Introvert Moment #119

The main reason I am so nice is because people leave me alone faster when the socializing is smooth

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welivetodream · 1 year

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Interviewer: so how do you feel like speaking right now?

INTP: I don't feel anything. I was told I will get 50 bucks for this.

Interviewer: haha really? You gave this interview just for the money?

INTP: of course, I would not talk to you if I wasn't paid for it.

Interviewer:....lets go to the first question. When do you wake up in the morning?

INTP: if I have to go to work 8 am and if I don't then 12 pm

Interviewer: and when do you sleep?

INTP: it depends on my caffeine level and current hobbies. A lot of all nighters if watching a new T.V show.

Interviewer: what's your favourite food?

INTP: anything that can be cooked with minimal cooking skills and effort

Interviewer: favourite season?

INTP: winter or autumn

Interviewer: favourite movie?

INTP: I can't choose one

Interviewer: favourite book?

INTP: don't go there.

Interviewer: what is your biggest dream in life?

INTP: I want to do something for the humanity.

Interviewer: that's nice

INTP: the lack of humanity in today's world baffles me. I thought I was aloof. But if everyone is like the people around me, even I want to help them.

Interviewer: how would you help humanity?

INTP: by destroying the humanity before humans destory each other and let the animals and plants live in peace.

Interviewer:....oh big dreams! Last question, how was your childhood like?

INTP: I grew up being paraded as a gifted child with intellect and curiousity. I didn't have friends and avoided any social situation. As I grew I realised my talents aren't valued by others and my mind was too fast for them. I slowed down and accepted that I am a medicore genius and my parents had lied to me about my abilities. I recently dropped out of college and adopted nihilism to make myself feel better about my failures and disappointments.

Interviewer: that's bad...

INTP: it doesn't matter much to me. My mom always told me I will end up in a jail or asylum. So life's been okay.

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celexia · 2 years

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INTP x ENTJ 💗✨☁️

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solomon-untamed · 2 years

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Just an INTP thing

INTP: Prepares themselves for worst case scenario. * WORST CASE SCENARIO HAPPENS *

INTP: I knew It! *laughs sarcastically *

#intp female #intp things #intp thoughts #intp humor #intp memes #intp mbti

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captainiwasntreadyforconcrete · 5 months

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Tragically the good Lord gifted me with the ability to photorealisticly draw homeless people but also the social graces of an ostrich. We discussed it and tragically there is a no return policy on personality.

#humor #funny #infj #INTP #mbti personalities #mbti funny #INTP humor #girls in stem #nurospicy #adhd #adhd problems #mbti

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talkingcadavers · 2 years

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As an INTP...

Feelings are hard for us. Relationships are hard for us. We go through loads of analysis paralysis and anxiety regarding human relations. So, if an INTP has worked up the courage to ask you out, don't take that for granted. We have analyzed every option and angle out there, and we chose to pursue you. Yes, we value you that much. So, please don't just dismiss it. This is difficult for us, and we tried our best for you. Remember that.

#intp problems #intp #mbti community #mbti personalities #mbti personality types #mbti memes #mbti funny #intpmemes #intp thoughts #myers briggs #16 personalities #mbti #intp humor

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honeyariiess · 1 year

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me: oh man just had a really cool idea i should write it down so i dont forget it

my brain: dont worry i’ll remember it!

*the next morning*

my brain: guess the fuck what

#chaotic academia #memes ig #chaotic academia memes #dark academia #dark academia memes #idk lmao #i am so funny #intp funny #intp humor #intpmemes #this is really funny guys i promise #ahhhhh #funnyshit

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oldlibrariesbookishgirls · 10 months

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Hey y'all, I am currently working on a novel with it's protagonist being an intp. I would love to seek out INTPs and have a conversation or two with them. Personally, I am an INFP, there aren't much differences between these two mbti types. But the main difference between the two is intp tend to be more logical and rational whereas infp are emotion driven. It would be a great help if I could talk with some intps, I want to understand how you people think. So, please if you can, help me❤️

Anyways, have a good day.

#Mbti #Mbti personalities #Infp #Intp #intp things #Novel #novella #mbti thoughts #infp thoughts #intp humor #mbti types

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renuelfallore · 11 months

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As someone who values alone time so much, I’m so good in maintaining my distance from basically everyone.

Yeah, I’d go to the moon if in case someone says he/she needs space (from me)

Yet, here comes a weird problem. Having feelings? It is hard for me. But I was not able to stop being emotionally invested. To you. Only you.

My mind found you worthy and you’re considered special, by definition.

How come you made this seemingly cold heart beat? No one aside from myself can comprehend how profound this is — because it was never easy to someone like me.

It means I tried analyzing every angle and perspective that I can ever think of...

and yet still took the risk to choose you.