ENFJ: would you jump off a cliff if I did?
INTP: yes
INTJ: yes
ENFJ: don't ever jump off a cliff! Both of you!
INTP: I don't need provocation to jump off a cliff, life's not worth it anyways.
INTJ: If I am not jumping off a cliff, I am pushing you in, because you are annoying the fuck out of me.
ENFJ:....
ENFJ: guys are you okay? We can work out the issues together by being vulnerable with eachother!
INTJ: *to INTP* do you want me to push him?
INTP: Yes, please.
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This is the only way I'm good at something.
Credit to @mbti_tties
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hi hi! i have a question. as you said on your fixated post, you dont believe in pseudo science, but are you into typology (MBTI, enneagram, etc)? because some people said most of typology systems arent scientifically proved, though i am not sure if its true
Not much into reading about them, they're actually true, they study "real" humans personality but people started treating them lately as if they're astroligy sign
For exapmle "how Mbti's personality like to do drink their coffe" type of posts, the he*l it sounds like a stupid unfunny joke how people started putting random stuff about themselves and say that that's how MBTI works, same for enneagram but that doesn't mean that they're fake, it's just how the people use them is stupid
Sorry if couldn't explain it right, if something was unclear point it out please
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INTJs are like: Don't tell me what to do, but if you want me to do this then please ask me to do so.
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What people think being an INTJ is like: planning world domination, always one step ahead
What being an INTJ is actually like: planning world domina--
*so deep in thought that walks into a door*,
always one step ahe--
*so deep in thought that misses the step and falls down the stairs*
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🤎INTJ Aesthetic🤎
Want to see which home screen matches you based on your MBTI?🤓😏
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intjs, i hoping this is relatable
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