december???? what next??? 2024?????
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THE GOOD PLACE (2016–2020)
S03E02 | The Brainy Bunch
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im back after 2 years
have a capybara going cycling
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uterus: Guurl, you’re ❌NOT❌ pregnant🎉💃
me hunched over in agony: This… could have been… an email
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Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year (2002) dir. Jamie Mitchell and Gary Katona
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How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) dir. Ron Howard
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god gave us free will for a reason (plays on the computer for 12 hours a day)
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growing up the rule was we were allowed to be openly disrespectful and rude to dad, but only if it was funny. if it flopped then we would have to endure a lecture about where we went wrong and what might have made it funnier. or, alternately, he would just say, "oh yeah? well i fucked your mom" which there aren't a lot of comebacks for.
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