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soc69 · 1 year
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first three words that come to mind for each mbti type based on absolutely nothing:
ENTJ- cold, command, villainous
ENTP- joker, prick, devil
INTJ- cold, machine, calculate
INTP- isolate, analyse, ingenious
INFP- feel, empathy, story
INFJ- weird, calm, warm
ENFJ- weird, warm, love
ENFP- chaos, sugar, crack
ESFP- party, socialise, colourful
ESFJ- understand, compromise, connect
ISFJ- knowledge, sentiment, reason
ISFP- kind, touch, sympathy
ISTP- reserve, stoic, perceive
ISTJ- order, cold, tradition
ESTJ- command, obey, decide
ESTP- indulge, chaos, kaboom
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classic-entp · 1 year
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Classic-ENTP #40
INTJ: I don't like you
ENTP: lol that's funny
INTJ: ...
ENTP: wait... actually?
INTJ: yeah, actually
ENTP: you genuinely don't like me?
INTJ: yep
ENTP: how???
INTJ: what do you mean, "how"? You are very easy to dislike. You're loud, annoying, have the memory of a goldfish, and never take anything seriously
ENTP: ...
ENTP: but those are my best qualities
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spockandsparkle · 2 years
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MBTI Love Languages
INTJ: I’m considering having you in my 2050 Vision for my Future Life.
INFJ: I want to get a cat with you.
ENFP: You’re the most intriguing person I know.
ENTP: You’re the least stupid person I know.
INFP: Hey, I wrote a poem of my feelings for you <3
ISFP: Hey, I wrote a song about my feelings for you <3
ENFJ: You’d fit in great with my friends and family.
ESFJ: Wanna start a family together?
ISTJ: I’ll be loyal to you.
ISFJ: I’ll take care of you <3
ESFP: I wanna dance with somebody… YOU!!!
ESTP: You’re hot.
INTP: What is love?
ISTP: I fixed your car.
ENTJ: Together we’ll rule the world!
ESTJ: Together we’ll run my company!
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digisinister · 11 months
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My take on the MBTI from the perspective of an INTJ
1. ENTP: A minefield that must be treaded carefully
2. INTP: Nerd
3. INTJ: Socially inept
4. ENTJ: I wish I was as objectively motivated as you
5. ENFJ: Stop trying to please everyone, it's impossible
6. ENFP: Quirky
7. INFP: Pathetic
8. INFJ: Stop being right god dammit
9. ISFJ: Too good, too pure for this world
10. ISFP: I like the vibe, but too sensitive for me
11. ESFP: At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
12. ESFJ: Forgettable
13. ESTJ: What are you, a cop?
14. ESTP: Flaky
15. ISTP: A puzzle that must be solved (Would smash)
16. ISTJ: Square
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shika000 · 11 months
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Infj x Entp
New collab with @/ itslaciey on Instagram 💜
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incorrectinfpquotes · 2 years
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*INFP and INTP skipping stones on a lake*
INFP: It's such a beautiful evening.
INTP, whispering: take that you fucking lake
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waitingforthesunrise · 11 months
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Everyone: ENFJs are so sweet, how on earth could they be manipulative, it’s just imp—
Me, an ENFJ, humming Mastermind by Taylor Swift as I compile your Mbti and enneagram type I tricked you into telling me so I could realize your greatest needs, wants, personal communication style, and favorite conversation topics and love on you: I have absolutely no idea
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talkingcadavers · 2 years
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things each mbti type doesn't want you to know
INTJs actually are teddy bears inside
ENTJs are hopeless romantics but they put in so much effort to conceal it that nobody knows
INTPs would sacrifice their own hopes and dreams if it meant that the person they love most would be happier
ENTPs make playlists for their crush/significant other and sit in their room alone daydreaming about them sometimes (you didn't hear this from me, I don't wanna die today.)
INFJs daydream about being well loved and popular
ENFJs can manipulate people WITH THE EASE OF A GOD
INFPs wish they were less emotional
ENFPs have serious commitment issues
ISTJs can be hella kinky
ESTJs secretly wanna sub
ISFJs have a lot of attitiude, but they don't let it show
ESFJs have an atrocious fear of abandonment
ISTPs probably read fanfics of their OTP
ESTPs feel like people don't really like them
ISFPs are very scary when they're mad
ESFPs are incredibly destructive when they get depressed
-blaire ♡
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deviliciousdev · 2 years
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mbti✨ The Debater vs. Illness 🤧🤒
entp (the debater)
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infj (the advocate)
couple
ft. intj (the architect)
doctor
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[ entp bundled up in coats, scarves, and winter hats; face pale and eyes blood shot. sitting shivering in their office]
[infj (who is a nurse) enter's]
infj: entp, you've been sweating in here all day... are you drinking fluids?
entp: yes. *pulls out a rocks glass full of whiskey 🥃 and points*
infj: ok, no. you need to drink water!*sets a cup of ice water on desk*
entp: usually i take mine neat, but i will make an exception, in the name of health. *takes ice cube out of water and puts it in whiskey*
infj: *like they're talking to a stubborn child* ok, you need take off those layers, rehydrate, and to go to the doctor.
entp: thank you for your concern. now please turn the thermostat up to 90(F) and leave me alone.
infj: *crosses arms* entp, this isn't safe.
entp: i am a fully grown human adult. i have had a cold before. therefore, i need no help! *stands up* so, if you don't min- *passes out taking chair with them*
infj: *unfazed* yep, that seems about right.
[later, in the exam room at the hospital infj works at]
entp: i would once again like to object to being brought here against my will. *handing infj their finished hospital form*
infj: entp! you redacted (blacked out) all the information!?
entp: i answered some of it.
infj: for date of birth you just wrote, springtime...
entp: which is true!
infj: *again with a voice like talking to a stubborn child* everything you write down is confidential, we need you to give real answers on the form.
entp: *gruff groan like a small bear* mmf fine.
infj: ok, *starts filling out form for entp* how many drinks of alcohol do you consume per week?
entp: one.
infj: *surprised tone* that's it only one drink?
entp: one shelf.
infj: *disappointed but not surprised expression*
infj: do you exercise?
entp: yes. wood working and love making. *winks at infj*
infj: *rolls eyes and writes on chart*
infj: do you have any mental illness in the family?
entp: *nods* i have an uncle who's a flat-earther.
infj: any allergies?
entp: cowardice and weak willed people. oh, and hazelnuts.
infj: sexual history? *looks up with just their eyes from clip board*
entp: epic, and private *small smirk*
[intj doctor comes in, with no greetings or small talk and begins putting on gloves]
infj: entp, this is Dr.Intj. they're going to evaluate you.
entp: before you begin, some ground rules. first i need you to explain everything you are going to do before you do it. so i can determine whether i will allow you to- uargh! *intj sticks tongue depressor in entp's mouth*
entp: *intj removes tongue depressor* uggh. balsa-wood? you could at least used mahogany.
[has entp lay down and check for abdominal pain]
intj: *presses on left side of abdomen*
entp: *child-like giggle from being ticklish*
intj: *presses on right side of abdomen*
entp: *child-like giggle*
[intj gets entp sat up and starts writing on prescription pad]
intj: you have strep throat. writing you a prescription for penicillin.
infj: your other test results will be ready in 20 mins. your cholesterol, your-
entp: not interested. *stands up and takes prescription from intj doctor* [cheerful voice] good day. *leaves*
intj: wow.
infj: yeah, sorry about them, they-
intj: i wish all my patients were like that. *walks out*
infj: *camera looks* 😐
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trashandwriting · 2 years
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Two types of INFJs
1. Happy little bubble, struggles nevertheless a lot, chaotic, has a big vision but can't handle a tiny task, will remember your birthday and favorite things, smart but won't admit it, shy, but talks a lot when with people, kinda quirky, creative as fuck, has more friends than expected, total therapy friend, gets rude when people say they are mistyped, "oh my god that's so me, I'm INFJ too!"
2. Has their shit and life together but feels chaotic, 7383 alternative plans, seem pretty chill but isn't, sometimes mistaken as INTJs, secretly cry a lot but nobody knows, hates but loves people, keep their romantic thoughts for themselves, knows they are smart but tears up in arguments, can't understand why people argue, will be super empathetic when they have the energy to do so, the one in the group who organizes stuff, when people say they're mistyped they will try to explain calmly but shrug it off when the conversation gets too draining, "*sighs deeply* Yes....I'm INFJ"
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yourdaddyshrek · 2 years
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The MBTI types in HIGH SCHOOL : class in the order they would sit.
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soc69 · 2 years
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how i see each of the mbti types from the perspective of an entp:
1. ENTP: sexy prick
2. INTP: me on a bad day
3. INTJ: socially inept nerd/ genius
4. ENTJ: totalitarian prick
5. ENFJ: weirdest but best leader ever
6. ENFP: sugar high or on crack
7. INFP: needs protecting and social integration
8. INFJ: stop living in my head you weird sexy bitch
9. ISFJ: please get smarter
10. ISFP: please get less sensitive
11. ESFP: whorier enfp
12. ESFJ: i forget about you
13. ESTJ: we will not be getting along
14. ESTP: partner in crime
15. ISTP: underrated king
16. ISTJ: fun to annoy. smash.
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classic-entp · 3 months
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Classic-ENTP #43
ENTP: the system should be as disposable to you as you are to the system.
INTJ: *thinking they've finally found a like minded individual*
INTP: she's talking about Minecraft don't bother being impressed
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mackio-o · 2 years
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The AOT characters and their MBTI types:
Warnings: none really except for swearing and major spoilers on season 2 and 4 for the show
Eren: ESFP
(extroverted • sensing • feeling • perceiving)
Some may disagree but I feel like eren could be both introverted and extroverted honestly. However I believe his true true self is in fact and ESFP especially in a modern universe. And the rest goes unsaid. He’s definitely more of an observer than he is intuitive he has a thick skull and he’d have to really pay attention to something to understand what’s going on. His emotions lead him more than anything and I mean its pretty self explanatory he committed mass genocide just to protect his friends.
Armin: INFJ
(Introverted • intuitive • feeling • judging)
I say this with my chest. Mans is an INFJ. Introverted as fuck. Intuitive as fuck smartass. Feeling as fuck sensitive mf. And very outspoken. There see. I’m right.
Mikasa: ISTJ
(Introverted • sensing • thinking • judging)
I really don’t wanna have to explain myself this is very self explanatory.
Levi: INTJ
(Introverted • intuitive • thinking • judging)
Fight me. Everybody argues that Levi is an ISTP bitch where. Literally where. This mf is intuitive as fuck he can smell bullshit a mile away. This man would sense ur bullshit right away and call you out on it infront of everyone. Intuitive judger. Don’t fuck with him he’s scary. Have you seen his bitch face ??? Also the classic INTJ cold exterior warm interior signature is here which only makes my point ten times more accurate 🙄🙄
Hanji: ENTP
(extroverted • intuitive • thinking • perceiving)
God this is so so so so so self explanatory and clear. I’ll just say this you know who else is an enfp? Gojo and Ryuk. That’s literally all I have to say.
Erwin: ENTJ
(extroverted • intuitive • thinking • judging)
Scary politician man. Ten steps ahead. Kind of toxic and really annoyingly persuasive, you can’t even argue with these mfs it’s so hard to articulate a good counter argument literally the best comeback you could come up with is “ur mom”.
“…Therefore I hereby sentence you to 10 years in prison, do you have any final statements?”
“uh ur mom”
“…make it 20 smh”
Jean: ISFJ
(Introverted • sensing • feeling • judging)
I really really can’t explain this it just makes sense to me. He could possibly be an estp???? I mean he’s a player and he’s full of himself sorry for using stereotypes it just makes sense to me that he’s an ISFJ but I could be persuaded otherwise.
Sasha: ENFP
(extroverted • intuitive • feeling • perceiving)
Ah the best personality type 😌 totally unbiased. This is very very very clear and self explanatory so cute and pure and sassy. Sunshine.
Connie: ENFP
(extroverted • intuitive • feeling • perceiving)
It might be cliché that I put Sasha and Connie as the same type. But it is completely accurate and true and you can take it up with Isayama for making them soulmates and completely perfect twins. I miss them
Historia: ENFJ
(extroverted • intuitive • feeling • judging)
the classic angel, swan, dreamy, piscean vibes that goes with enfj. She’s a classic classic enfj and it’s so pretty and cute and just very fitting (can u tell I like enfj??) #enfjenvy
Ymir: ISTP
(Introverted • sensing • thinking • perceiving)
I know I know. I’m a genius 😌 this is so accurate it’s not even funny just to show u how much this is true here are some ISTP characters; Say-beok from squid game, Rue Bennet from Euphoria, Toph from avatar, Ash from banana fish, Dabi from mha and fucking Eminem bro. I’m a fucking genius. Thank you and goodnight.
Reiner: ESFJ
(extroverted • sensing • feeling • judging)
I really really can’t explain this I just know it in my heart to be true. Do ur own research abt them if u don’t believe me 🙄🙄
Annie: INTP
(Introverted • intuitive • thinking • perceiving)
This is completely an opinion I haven’t really analyzed her character that well but I genuinely believe she’s an intp. It’s just so fitting for her character and I doubt she would’ve gotten away with being the female titan and hiding it so well if she wasn’t intuitive. Also it’s very in character of an intp to isolate themselves when they don’t want to get attached to the people around them.
Anyway that’s all I’m gonna do for today if you have requests for any more characters leave an ask or something. Same goes for requests. I hope you enjoyed me ranting abt mbti lol byeyyeyeyeyeye <33
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kastana · 1 year
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Would you rather; (ENFP & ENTP) edition
are all ENTPs edge lords? or only the ones I know?
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shika000 · 2 years
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Collaboration with my INFJ bestie
IG: @ art.shika & @ itslaciey
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