A veces es necesario callar para escuchar lo que realmente queremos decir.
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Y/N: How can someone say Elijah is a monster? He is the most precious soft little soul!
Elijah: *wiping the blood off his face*
Y/N: Look at him, just look at him. How could you call him a monster?
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A collection of incorrect Radioapple quotes because I have a problem and I'm making it yours
Lucifer, talking to Alastor on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Alastor: You bet!
Lucifer: At what temperature?
Alastor: 535.
Lucifer: That's the clock.
Alastor:
Lucifer:
Alastor: 536.
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Lucifer: Alastor was banned from the buffet, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Alastor: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Lucifer: Alastor, you ate the chef.
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Alastor: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Lucifer: Twelve, actually.
Alastor: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Lucifer: Yours!
Alastor: That's right, no one's.
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Lucifer: Okay, truth or dare?
Alastor: Truth
Lucifer: How many hours have you slept this week?
Alastor:
Alastor: ...Dare
Lucifer: Go to bed.
Alastor: I don’t like this game.
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Lucifer: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Alastor: Yeah! Locally sourced, all-natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Lucifer: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Alastor: Only if you also don't ask why
Alastor: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Lucifer:
Alastor:
Lucifer: This one is fine
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Lucifer: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Alastor:
Alastor: Lucifer, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Lucifer: *Sips coffee from bowl*
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[Remus runs into the Gryffindor dorm room he shares with Sirius and the others.]
Sirius: What's wrong?
Remus: Snape figured it out. I don't know how, but he knows I'm a werewolf. He's been telling everyone that I'm some kind of beast.
Sirius: Don't cry. I can fix this!
Remus: How?!
Sirius: Just watch [leaves the dorm]
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[The next morning in the Great Hall]
James: So Remus, why does the whole school seem to believe you are a sex god?
Remus: head in hands [James turns and looks at Sirius knowingly]
Sirius: What?! I just told everyone he was a beast in bed.
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Stranger Things Incorrect Quotes:
Billy: “We are not gonna cry over a guy that doesn’t know what y=mx+b means”
Y/n: “Do you?”
Billy: “This isn’t about me.”
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Darkwing: I have to face Negaduck who drove a tank to my house, mouse! I Bet none of your enemies have tanks!
Mickey: Vulter has a submarine.
Darkwing: Well- Mouse- Negaduck can ruin my good name by pretending to me!
Mickey: Miklos, evil look like.
Darkwing: EVIL AGENTS
Mickey: ...You aren't going to believe this-
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inosuke: change is inedible
zenitsu: uh, don't you mean inevitable?
inosuke: *spits out coins* no i do not
zenitsu:
tanjiro:
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Garak: Fear of starvation amid plenty. It points to some dark secret hidden in the human soul. A gnawing hunger. perhaps someone should do a study.
Bashir: If you call that hunger, you should see my appetite in bed.
Garak: What?!
Bashir: What??
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Kirk: Do you have anything to say about the last mission, Spock?
Spock: … No, not really.
Bones: I do!
Kirk: I know, Bones.
Bones: This ship and its actions stresses me out!
Bones (looking at Spock): And he does too!
Kirk: I know, Bones.
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Mayor: *kidnaps reader again*
Y/N: *whips out a get of jail free card* Whoops, you gotta let me go now sir-
Mayor: *grinning wickedly* The game ended three hours ago, dear, and I won
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Winter: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Reynold: Wow. They sound stupid.
Winter: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Reynold: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Winter: I guess you’re right. Hey Reynold, I love you!
Reynold: See! Just say that!
Winter: Holy f***ing s***.
Reynold: If that flies over their head then, sorry Winter, but they're too dumb for you.
Winter: Reynold.
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Klaus: Y/N, did it hurt?
Y/N: What?
Klaus: When you fell from heaven?
Elijah, already furious in jealousy: NO, BECAUSE I CAUGHT HER BEFORE SHE FELL!
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Jace: I don't know what the hell is happening and I have somehow been left in charge
Harwin: You should never be left in charge
Jace: You don't think I know that?!
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[Shinsou goes up to his boss Aizawa]
Shinsou: I think the new guy is stealing coffee.
Aizawa: *looking tired* What makes you say that?
Shinsou: *deadpan expression points to the new guy*
Kaminari: *whole body vibrating*
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regulus: Are we really going to let barty keep evan?
dorcas: We kept pandora.
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