#incorrect demon slayer

[myreygn]

Tengen, texting: send dudes

Rengoku: did you mean nudes

Tengen: i'm in a fight i need more men

#incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #demon slayer #incorrect demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #incorrect kny #incorrect hashira #incorrect uzuren #tengen uzui #uzui tengen #kyojuro rengoku #rengoku kyojuro #uzuren

[viridwns]

Things KNY upper moons + Muzan (and Y/N) said, but I'm quoting my friends and I (Like fr, I'm copy pasting the texts)

Y/N: I'm stressing big time.

Y/N: But you know what's bigger?

Akaza: What?

Y/N: The distance between the ground and the top of the building I'm going to jump off.

Douma: Time to behead my dolls!

Y/N: That's the most sane thing you have said all week.

Gyutaro: I'm babysitting right now (Daki is the baby).

Y/N: Slay (Throw the baby).

Gyutaro: What no-

Douma: You scared you can't break my baby throwing record?

Gyutaro: You have a WHAT.

Muzan, done with everyone: Douma having a record in baby throwing is the least suprising thing about him.

Gyutaro: I hate foreigners.

Y/N: The R in Gyutaro stands for racist apparently.

Y/N: Guys I want to catch some pedophiles, but I got to lure them in first.

Akaza: There is no need, Douma is already here.

Douma: Excuse you?

Y/N: Don't act all suprised, you are banned from most places here. Parents tell their kids storoes about you so they'll behave.

Douma: Oh yeah lmao, valid.

Akaza: Bitch said valid to me calling him a pedo.

Y/N: Selling my feetpics are going to make sure Muzan is able to live in a retirement home later in life.

Muzan: I'M 6 MONTHS OLDER THAN YOU (FULL GOVERMENT NAME)

Akaza: YOU SELL FEETPICS?

Douma: CAN I HAVE THEM?

(We were talking about chocolate balls my friend makes for us every now and then. God bless her innocent soul)

Y/N: Who wants to taste my famous balls?

Muzan: I'm unadopting you.

Akaza: You don't have balls?

Douma: I want to taste them!

Kokushibo: I don't have my balls anymore.

Douma: Guys, important question, would you fuck your clone?

Hantengu: Have done it, multiple times, would recommend.

Y/N: What if we let your clone and my clone fuck to see if we could start a p*rn career.

Hantengu: Genius idea.

Douma: I am on the FBI most wanted list and even I have to say Y/N's brain scares me sometimes.

Muzan: Y/N, I will burn your house down if you don't finish school.

Y/N: I love how the alcoholic of this group is trying to stop me from hitting the pole.

Y/N sending a pic of them on the ground outside with their bike next to them in the middle of nowhere: lol guys guess who got hit and runned.

Akaza: IS 911 ON THEIR WAY?

Y/N: Oh now I remember why I grabbed my phone out of my pocket.

Akaza: (FULL GOVERMENT NAME)

Muzan: Oh yeah lol that was me, sorry about that.

Y/N: It's all good bruh, now I don't have to go to work.

Akaza: HAVE YOU CALLED 911 YET?

Y/N: oopsie daisy.

(Akaza called 911 for them, Muzan did not hit them that was a joke, Y/N had a light concussion and a broken leg. They never found the person who hit them)

#y/n #anime #anime x reader #kny #kimetsu no yaiba #demons slayer #upper moons #muzan #douma #akaza #Kokushibo #gyutaro #hantengu #incorrect demon slayer

[demiesworld]

Aizetsu: What are you guys doing?

Karaku: We told Sekido that his ears turn red when he lies.

Aizetsu: Why would you do that?

Urogi: So that we could do this. *turns to Sekido* Hey Sekido do you love us?

Sekido: *covers ears* No!

#sekido #karaku #urogi #aizetsu #blurb #chat #kny #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #funny #meme #hantengu #hantengu clones #incorrect demon slayer #incorrect demon slayer quotes #the hantengu quadruplets #hantengu quad squad #demiesworld

[kakushigotofanclub]

Giyuu in TTHT: I can't participate in the Hashira Training. It interferes with my daily Silently Sitting Alone in the Dark Time.

#Silently Sitting Alone in the Dark Time lasts four hours every day he just didn't have room in his schedule to train people #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #to the hashira training #giyuu tomioka #tomioka giyuu #incorrect demon slayer

[cjs-51703]

(Modern!AU)

Inosuke, texting Tanjiro: WAT R UR ADJECTIVES

Tanjiro: U mean my pronouns?

Inosuke: NO I ALREADY KNO UR PRONOUNS WAT R UR ADJECTIVES

Tanjiro: Uh I dunno? What r urs?

Inosuke: NOISY AN CHAOTIC

Tanjiro: I've never had something go from making no sense 2 making complete sense so fast

#anime #incorrect quotes #manga #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #incorrect kimetsu no yaiba #incorrect demon slayer quotes #incorrect demon slayer #inosuke hashibara #inosuke demon slayer #kny inosuke #inosuke kimetsu no yaiba #tanjiro kamado #tanjiro demon slayer #kny tanjirou #tanjiro kimetsu no yaiba #inotan #modern au

[a-lil-perspective]

“Killing people and absorbing their energy has many health benefits. Not for them obviously but my skin has never looked better.”

—Douma, probably.

#somebody come get him he’s being a little shit #I found a new babygirl #douma #doma #douma kny #lord douma #upper two #upper 2 #upper moons #incorrect demon slayer #demon slayer incorrect quotes #kny incorrect quotes #it’s a lil thing

[sarcastic-kaz]

Tanjiro: oh by the way Zenitsu, thank you for telling me how to use Thunder Breathing! It really helped against Upper Four! Zenitsu: wait what Tanjiro, who can use like four different breathing styles: Zenitsu, who can only use one form from his breathing style: Genya in the bed beside Tanjiro, who can't use breathing styles at all: Genya: gee, you want a medal?

#demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #kamado tanjiro #zenitsu agatsuma #shinazugawa genya #kny #incorrect demon slayer #incorrect quotes #swordsmith village arc #hashira training arc #cmon tanjiro share some #give zenitsu a lil bit of water breathing or smth #maybe some hinokami knowledge to genya #stop being so selfish #they deserve some main character energy too #for anyone wondering #breathing styles #water breathing #thunder breathing #hinokami kagura #repetitive action #is this really gaining traction? #its been sitting in my brain for months #why didnt i post this earlier??

[giggly-squiggily]

Shinobu: Is this for ghost?

Giyu: It’s a thermometer, it’s for anything. *watches her put it against his head* What am I?

Shinobu: !!!!!!

Giyu: Whoa no, what’s wrong?

Shinobu: 🫢!!!!!

Giyu: Wait, what did it say? You’re making me nervous!

Shinobu: It says you’re GAY!

#incorrect quotes #demon slayer #incorrect demon slayer #I’m offline today whoooooooo ~~~~( = 3 = )~~~~~~ #nothing bad I’m just feeling like binging anime recharging banana #here’s a quote :P #also this idea belongs to Myreygn she’s the queen of incorrect quotes 💖 #source: Kallmackrisqueen and Celinaspookyboo on TikTok #art #fanart #I added a lazy doodle cause why not anznannsns #squiggily draws things #shinobu kocho #giyuu tomioka

[rottenomelet]

mitsuri: i made all the hashira friendship bracelets :D

obanai: eh, i don’t really wear jewelry.

mitsuri, getting closer: oh… well, that’s ok. you don’t have to wear it.

obanai: no, step back, i’m wearing it forever.

-

obanai: -and i like you

mitsuri: but do you like me or like-like me?

obanai, on one knee, proposing: take a guess

-

mitsuri: *holding all the groceries*

obanai: *offers a hand*

mitsuri: *aggresively moves all the groceries to one hand so she can hold obanais with her free one*

…

more obamitsu incorrect quotes bc i really liked the first one i did and theres just not enough of them. these are more mitsuri centered teehee

#demon slayer headcanons #demon slayer #iguro obanai #kanroji mitsuri #mitsuri x obanai #obamitsu #kimetsu no yaiba #incorrect demon slayer #incorrect obamitsu #i love them #they deserve to be together #rottenomelet

[fandomcentralsstuff]

BTS members as Hashiras of the Demon Slayer Corps

Demon Slayer is my new hyperfixation so deal with it

Namjoon: Gyomei Himejima

Jin: Uzui Tengen

Yoongi: Iguro Obanai

J-Hope: Rengoku Kyoujurou

Jimin: Kochou Shinobu

Taehyung: Tomioka Giyuu

Jungkook: Kanroji Mitsuri

#demon slayer #incorrect demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #gyomei himejima #tengen uzui #rengoku kyojuro #obanai iguro #shinobu kochou #giyuu tomioka #mitsuri kanroji #bts #namjoon #jin #yoongi #suga #Jhope #Hobi #Jimin #Taehyung #Jungkook #memes #kny memes

[myreygn]

Obanai: Wow, you and Tomioka sure have a lot of books about being gay.

Sanemi: Yeah, you have to pass a test, or else they won't let you in.

Giyuu, sweating: There was a test?

#incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #demon slayer #incorrect demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #incorrect kny #incorrect hashira #incorrect sanegiyuu #obanai iguro #iguro obanai #sanemi shinazugawa #shinazugawa sanemi #giyuu tomioka #tomioka giyuu #sanegiyuu

[lost-in-letters]

Muzan: Why is Akaza crying on the floor?

Kokushibo: He took a "Which demon are you?" quiz.

Muzan: And who did he got?

Kokushibo: He got Doma..

Akaza: *muffled yelling.

#demon slayer incorrect quotes #kny incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect demon slayer #upper moons #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #kny #kny akaza #kny kokushibo #kny muzan #kny doma #kny douma #douma x akaza #akaza #kokushibo #muzan kibutsuji #doma #kny upper moons

[iwas-tooru]

inosuke: change is inedible zenitsu: uh, don't you mean inevitable? inosuke: *spits out coins* no i do not

zenitsu: tanjiro:

#kny #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #incorrect qutoes #incorrect knb quotes #incorrect demon slayer #tanjiro #kamado tanjiro #inosuke #inosuke hashibira #tanjirou kamado #zenitsu #zenitsu agatsuma #funny #meme #lmao

[kakushigotofanclub]

Sanemi: I don't ever want to have kids. The reason why is this one time when Genya was little, I tucked him into bed and he stared past me for a moment and then said, "Sanemi, I don't think the Wall People like you very much." Genya: Yeah, well...maybe you should spend less time making up excuses for everything and more time becoming the kind of person the Wall People would approve of.

#hc that genya was one of those kids who's just always saying super random out-of-pocket creepy things #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #incorrect demon slayer #sanemi shinazugawa #genya shinazugawa #shinazugawa brothers

[prettyguardian-sailorbiscuit]

Giyuu (Probably) : They call themselves the Hashira.

Zenitsu: What a bunch of a-holes.

#incorrect quotes #text #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #kny giyuu #incorrect demon slayer #incorrect demon slayer quotes #incorrect kny quotes #kny zenitsu #zenitsu agatsuma #kny #tomioka giyuu #giyuu tomioka #biscuits and the tea #biscuit talks #guardians of the galaxy

[loveisloveisacomplicatedgirl]

Inosuke: What's my favorite food? That's easy! Tempura and whatever's on Tanjiro Ponjiro's plate!

#demon slayer #kny demon slayer #kny #incorrect demon slayer #kny incorrect quotes #inosuke hashiriba #incorrect inosuke #tanjiro thinks this is inosuke's way of being sweet #demon slayer inosuke #inosuke #inotan #if you squint #idk #inspired by a couple scene on All American so... #kny inosuke #kny inotan #lol