#incorrect demon slayer quotes

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Rengoku: This fruit salad is fruitier than Tengen! Delicious!

Tengen: What now?

Mitsuri: He said you’re fruity.

Tengen: I am not gay!

Shinobu: Not denying bisexuality, I see.

Tengen: I hate this family, I’m going home to my wives!

Sanemi: Why? So they can bully you too?

Tengen: They do not!

Obanai: Then why does Hinatsuru call you Bi-gen?

Giyu: I’ve heard Makio call you a bottom.

Muichiro: Suma sent a crow. She says you’re bi.

Tengen: …

Tengen: Screw this, I’m becoming a demon.

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[demiesworld]

Aizetsu: What are you guys doing?

Karaku: We told Sekido that his ears turn red when he lies.

Aizetsu: Why would you do that?

Urogi: So that we could do this. *turns to Sekido* Hey Sekido do you love us?

Sekido: *covers ears* No!

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[sad-drake-lyrics]

i saw the Stranger Things screenshot and i couldn’t miss this opportunity.

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[cjs-51703]

(Modern!AU)

Inosuke, texting Tanjiro: WAT R UR ADJECTIVES

Tanjiro: U mean my pronouns?

Inosuke: NO I ALREADY KNO UR PRONOUNS WAT R UR ADJECTIVES

Tanjiro: Uh I dunno? What r urs?

Inosuke: NOISY AN CHAOTIC

Tanjiro: I've never had something go from making no sense 2 making complete sense so fast

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[sapphickocho]

Muichiro: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Genya: Peonies, why? Muichiro: Genya: Were you going to get me flowers? Muichiro: Genya: Muichiro: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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[thatsmooji]

giyuu: i have feelings for you

sanemi: disgust and contempt, i hope

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[yacchannanamin]

Sanemi: -AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU SUCK AT?????

Giyu: Your dick.

Sanemi: What?

Giyu: What?

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[akazas-left-tatted-butt-cheek]

*Sanemi Shinazugawa sneezes*

*Pause*

Sanemi: ..you're not even gonna say "bless you" ?

Tengen: I'm sittin' here with you. You clearly already BEEN blessed.

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[thebelugawhalefriend]

British Rengoku be like:

SCRUMPTIOUS!

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[prettyguardian-sailorbiscuit]

Giyuu (Probably) : They call themselves the Hashira.

Zenitsu: What a bunch of a-holes.

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[vraisetzen]

“i'm going to be entirely honest with you: i hate you. your deft handling of your unfortunate circumstances, your uniqueness, your ability to surpass me — all these irritate me. you're the one person i refuse to lose to.”

michikatsu to yoriichi, probably

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[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Douma: You’d look better without clothes.

Akaza: *puts on more clothes*

Kokushibo: Oh great. You’re making people uncomfortable again.

Akaza: Bold of you to assume I’m not always uncomfortable from the second he steps into the same room as me.

Kokushibo: Douma, stop harassing people.

Douma: What!? He’s handsome!

Akaza: I will forcefully look like Gyutaro.

Douma: NO!

Gyutaro: I love that my appearance is a threat to Douma.

Douma: Your appearance give me the ick.

Akaza: Douma, your personality give me the the ick.

Douma: Excuse you, I’m respectful!

Akaza: You we’re raised to be a sacrifice and I wish they’d sacrificed you.

Douma: YOUR WIFE DIED!

Kokushibo: Okay, I think we need to calm down.

Akaza and Douma: YOU ABANDONED YOUR WIFE AND KIDS TO BE STRONGER THAN YOUR BABY BROTHER, SHUT UP!

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[datlokibumtho]

Giyu:  "Geez, what the hell  happened in here earlier?"

Obanai: "Madness."

Giyu:  "More of it?"

Sanemi: "There's a neverending stream of it in our lives, Giyu. You should know that by now."

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[endmylifelad]

If Mugen Train played out differently

Rengoku: you came….

Tengan: …

Tengan: that’s what she said

#incorrect demon slayer quotes #bro idk #rengoku kyojuro #tengen uzui #lost track of days without sleep #this just seemed so funny #like rengoku dying and Tengan standing over him #teary eyed #he’s dying #and he says that #hehe

[cjs-51703]

*Modern!AU*

Nezuko: Why did you three get arrested?

Inosuke: We don't know!

Tanjiro: We didn't do anything wrong.

Zenitsu: We got pulled over and when the officer said "papers", Inosuke yelled "scissors" and Tanjiro took off.

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[sapphickocho]

Muichiro: I'm bored what should we do?

Genya: Lets go to a trampoline park and trip kids until we are laughing.

Muichiro: Its a date!

Kotetsu and Kanata *Panicking*

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