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#my hero academia incorrect quotes
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Midoriya: I work better under pressure Uraraka: You have to finish this or I'll be really disappointed [Midoriya starts crying] Uraraka: Oh no! Deku I'm so- Midoriya, through tears: No this is good! Now I can finish!
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*Pro heroes Dynamight, Deku and Shoto at a fan meetup*
Random fan: if you met your younger self, let’s say around 14 years old, what would you tell them?
Deku: don’t give up! You’ll do great things.
Shoto: don’t lose sight of who you are.
Dynamight, holding the mic very close to him: for the love of god, shut the fuck up
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nagitosstolenhand · 11 days
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nonoel-28 · 8 months
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Monoma: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who's in class 1D?
Shinsou: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.
Monoma: That's not what I asked.
Shinsou: That is all the information I have.
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corujalesbica · 2 months
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Everyone going on in the manga about Dabi being a criminal can shut up right now. BUt he cOmMittEd mUrdEr- He's the eldest daughter, he has a right to manslaughter.
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Denki [for the millionth time]: Please, just PLEASE can I have the code to the teacher’s wifi?
Aizawa: *exasperated* No! For the millionth time, I'm never gonna give you-
Mina: *popping up beside them* Up!
Bakugo: *from down the hall* Never gonna
Jiro: *through a speaker left in the common room* Let you down
Kirishima: *leaning out from behind the curtains* Never gonna
Toru: *peeking out of a vent* Run around
Sero: *hanging from the ceiling* And
Denki: *smug* Desert you
Aizawa: *slamming his head onto table* Just take the goddamn code.
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dogwaterdish · 11 months
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All Might: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Midoriya: It was me...
All Might: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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kittycatxoxo1 · 11 months
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shoto: this is my theory about midoriya being all mights secret love child.
dabi tied to a chair: j-just let me go-
shoto: IM NOT FINISHED!!
dabi:
shoto:
shoto: and this theory is about eraserheads secret love child-
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queen-of-hoshido · 1 year
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Toga: I told Y/n that their ears turn red when they lie.
Dabi: Do they?
Toga: No.
Twice: Then why did you tell them that?
Toga: Because I can do this.
Toga: Hey Y/n! Do you love us?
Y/n, with their hands over their ears: No.
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akurui-shizen7 · 1 year
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Hawks: Please? For me?
[Name]: Don’t do that.
Hawks: Do what, [Name]?
[Name]: You think if you say, “please, for me?” and give me that look, I’ll do whatever the fuck you wa-
Hawks: Please, for me?
[Name]: ...Whatever you manipulative chicken, fuck off.
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mha-quotes-and-such · 3 months
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Momo: The world doesn't revolve around you, you know Bakugou: Oh really? Shitty hair, Deku, run around me in a circle for a little bit Midoriya and Kirishima: Why? Bakugou: Just fucking do it. I'm trying to prove something Midoriya and Kirishima: *start running around Bakugou* Bakugou: Now it does
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micheleblack · 1 year
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[Shinsou goes up to his boss Aizawa] Shinsou: I think the new guy is stealing coffee. Aizawa: *looking tired* What makes you say that? Shinsou: *deadpan expression points to the new guy* Kaminari: *whole body vibrating*
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graceblackheart200 · 2 months
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Mic: I don't like bugs. Eri, are you even listening to me?
Eri: I seem to have misplaced my ant farm.
Mic, at Aizawa: HONEYYYYYY!
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nonoel-28 · 9 months
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Monoma: I'm gonna need a human skull, but you can't ask why.
Tokoyami: Only if you don't ask why.
Tokoyami: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of his bag* Choose one.
Monoma:...
Tokoyami:...
Monoma: This one will do.
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person 1: I'm like, really fast at math. person 2: mhm, what's 30x17? person 1: 47 person 2: That's not even close person 1: But it was fast.
bokuaka, ushiten, solangelo, kamijirou, percabeth
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