Y/n, over text: Turn around.
Y/n: No, the other way.
Y/n: Wrong way again.
Damon: Where are you??
Y/n: At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.
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Damon: Where are you two going?
Stefan: To get ice cream
Y/n: Or commit a felony
Stefan and Y/n: We'll decide on the way
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Klaus: Elijah-
Elijah: *wipes away a tear* Y/N used to call me that.
Klaus:
Klaus: Because that's your freaking name!
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Y/N: Don’t kill me, I have a boyfriend.
Bandit: You think I care about that?
Y/N: No, this isn’t a plea for mercy. It’s a warning.
Bandit: Wha-
Damon, kicking down the door: ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!
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'Can I copy the homework?'
Freya: I can help you with it!
Elijah: Yeah, sure.
Klaus: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Kol: lol nope.
Rebekah: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Finn: *Read 5:55pm*
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Klaus: Tyler, my arch enemy
Katherine:… I thought I was your arch enemy?
Klaus: I have a life outside of you Katherine.
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Klaus takes Caroline and Damon to talk with his family after the issue with Silas.
Klaus, gesturing to a bunch of coffins: Meet my family. Hey guys!
Caroline: ...they're dead
Klaus, to Kol's coffin: You are a sight for sore eyes
Damon, whispers to Caroline: He's craazzyy.
Klaus: Elijah, looking sharp as usual. Finn, hey, didn't even recognise you. You've lost so much weight.
Damon, still whispering: I'll distract him while you run.
Damon, loudly: Hi Klaus' family. It's nice to meet you
Damon, whispers: Because I love you, Care, I insist you run.
Damon, loudly: I understand you're vampire experts. Damon, whispers: Why aren't you running?
Caroline: Uh...okay, well I'm gonna go.
Klaus: No no no, Caroline. Wait!
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Klaus: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Y/N: You and me!!!
Klaus, tearing up: Okay.
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Katherine: I get it – you don't like me because maybe I'm a little bit competitive.
Stefan: Manipulative.
Damon: "Cutthroat Bitch" is your official title.
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incorrect quotes from the tvdu : source - the righteous gemstones (2019— )
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Y/n: If I die, donate my body to science for research.
Caroline: Okay…
Y/n: Except my middle finger. Send that to Damon.
Damon: Hey-
Caroline: Done.
Damon: Hey!
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Stefan: if a stranger tries to pick you up, saying they're my friend what do you say?
Stefan's daughter: Your a liar my daddy doesn't have friends
Stefan: good girl
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Elijah: *turns on lamp for reading*
Y/N: You might as well call me that lamp.
Elijah: Why?
Y/N: Because you turn me on.
Elijah: *slams book shut*
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Kai: There's always a light that the end of the tunnel
Y/n: It's usually a train
Kai: Can you not kill the vibe for 2 fucking seconds
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Stefan: Damon and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Alaric: *Sighing* What did Damon do?
Stefan: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Damon: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Klaus Just Found Out That Caroline Is Married
Rebekah: Why is Klaus crying on the bathroom floor
Kol: He’s drunk
Rebekah: and?
Kol: He found out Caroline is married
Rebekah:
Rebekah: But he’s her husband
Kol: Yeah I know that
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