#incorrect equestria girls quotes

[2dfangirl]

Fluttershy: So, Pinkie is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Rarity: Why?

Fluttershy: Because I've caught her trying to train raccons to fight five times in a row.

Pinkie, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccon battalion saves us in times of need.

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[queer-cosette]

Fluttershy: FUCK! Pinkie: *gasp* WHICH ONE OF YOU TAUGHT HER THAT?! Rainbow Dash: Not me! Applejack: Not me! Rarity: Not me! Everyone: *looks at Sunset* Sunset: Oh, sure, just fucking blame the fucking reformed villain, it's always the fucking reformed villain - Everyone: Sunset: Sunset: Ah.

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[amelia8286]

*over text*

Sunset- twi I’m too gay for meetings this is homophobic

Sci-twi- what??

Sunset- they expect me to sit in a chair normally for 3 hours

Sunset- it’s too hard

Sunset- I’m too gay

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[its-elioo]

Incorrect quotes Part 2 (RnM fanfic related)

Ratchet: If you had 7 cookies and I asked for 3, how many would you have?

Pinkie: None.

Ratchet: This is basic math Pinkie-

Pinkie: I would give them all to you because you are my friend!

Ratchet: [holding back tears] Disgusting. Get away from me.

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Optimus: I’m adopting another child.

Sunset: Congratulations, Optimus! That’s great-

Optimus: It’s you, sign here.

-

Sideswipe: NO. NO SHUT- SHUT THE FRAG UP!

Rainbow: YOU KNOW I’M RIGHT!

Sideswipe: NO, YOU’RE NOT! YOU’RE STUPID! YOU’RE DUMP!

Rainbow: YOU JUST DON’T WANT TO ADMIT THAT I WAS RIGHT!

Sideswipe: YOU’RE NOT!

Rainbow: I AM!

Strongarm, beyond confused: What are they arguing about?

Twilight: Fnaf lore.

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[on a walk]

Bumblebee: It’s beautiful out here.

Fluttershy: And quiet.

Bumblebee: Too quiet.

Fluttershy: Did we lose someone?

[cut to Pinkie and Smokescreen screaming while running from a bear]

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Sunset: Ratchet isn’t answering.

Twilight: I’ll call.

Rainbow: Twi, we all tried several times each, what makes you thi-

Ratchet: Hello?

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Rainbow: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Bumblebee: Wasn’t Sideswipe with you?

Sideswipe: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Sunset: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Fluttershy: How can you still say that?!

Sunset: Because when things get though, denial is all we have.

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Rainbow: Don’t worry, if there’s a bad guy within a mile of us, I’ll sense it.

A Vehicon: *appears behind her*

Rainbow: May be a little off my game here.

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Ratchet: You think I enjoy being a mother hen to you all?!

The whole team: …

Ratchet: Okay, fine. It’s like a crack to me.

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Rainbow: When I was little-

Sideswipe: Pfft, “was”.

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Ratchet: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Twilight: It was me…

Ratchet: …Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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Rarity: This is a mistake!

Knock Out: A mistake we’re going to laugh about one day!

Rarity: But not today.

Knock Out: Oh, no. Today’s going to be a mess.

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Rainbow, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Sideswipe, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Pinkie, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Smokescreen, trembling: What are we even playing??

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Rarity: Just be careful, Knock Out!

Knock Out: I’m always careful, my dear!

Knock Out: It’s everything around me that’s careless.

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Pinkie: I’ve already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Smokescreen: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Sideswipe: Yo, come here.

Rainbow: For what?

Sideswipe: Just come here.

Rainbow: Nah, you’re gonna hit me.

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Twilight: Am I in trouble?

Arcee: Take a guess.

Twilight: No?

Arcee: Take another guess.

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Rarity: You often use humor to deflect trauma.

Knock Out: Thank you.

Rarity: I didn’t say that was a good thing.

Knock Out: What I’m hearing is, you think I’m funny.

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Sideswipe: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Rainbow: You and me!

Sideswipe, tearing up: Okay.

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Optimus: With great power comes great responsibility.

Sunset: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

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Twilight: How do I deal with my enemies?

Arcee: Kill them.

Twilight: That’s a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution.

Arcee: Kill them only a little?

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Pinkie: I have made a complete replica of the Eiffel Tower out of popsicle sticks!

Smokescreen: Pinkie… how much popsicles did you eat?

Pinkie: I can’t feel my tongue and world smells of colors!

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Bumblebee: I know you two snuck out last night, Rainbow.

Sideswipe, whispering: Play dump.

Rainbow: Who’s Rainbow?

Sideswipe: Not that dump!

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Shockwave: This kind of idiocy will NOT be tolerated in my laboratory.

Steve: Is there a level of idiocy you'd be more comfortable with, sir?

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[tang0w0tek]

Ponies.

Going through my old art and toy box. They all have really bad hair except for the applejack plush whose mane my friend put into a braid in sixth grade and I haven’t taken out

#not an incorrect quote #mlp #equestria girls #my little pony #twilight sparkle #pursey pink #applejack #rarity #starlight glimmer #pinkie pie #rainbow dash #fluttershy #daisy mlp

[asdfk-eqg-hjkl]

Rainbow Dash doing Rainbow Dash things

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[dakotaeverafter]

Applejack: whenever Rarity is mad at me, I go and tighten the lids of all the jars, so she has to come to me for help.

*sounds of glass breaking in the background*

Applejack: it hasn't worked yet, but it'll happen.

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[equestriaqueerz2024]

Pinkie Pie: *Looks at FlutterDash, RariJack, and SciSet*

Pinkie Pie: Awww…I want a girlfriend too! I’m tired of being a 7th wheel…😞

Sunset and Sci Twi: *Hears Pinkie’s cries for help*

Sunset and SciTwi: *Rushes to her rescue*

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[ladymiraclewings]

[In the human world] Flash Sentry: Everything will be fine. It’s just a crush. Twilight Sparkle, coming from the portal: Hey everyone. Flash Sentry: I love you.

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[lynpheasmagix]

Icy: *about Darcy and Stormy* You’ll have to excuse them, they’re idiots.

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[suntrixglim]

Sunset: Who gave Trixie a knife?!

Starlight: I did, she felt unsafe.

Sunset: Well now I feel unsafe!

Starlight: Do you want a knife?

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[queer-cosette]

Sunset: Rainbow Dash? Can I ask why you're wearing a tux? Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy hasn't asked me to the Spring Fling yet so I'm just laying out a little sugar to catch my snake. Twilight: Flies. Sugar catches flies. Rainbow Dash: What catches snakes? Sunset: You gotta wear a snake-trap. Rarity: No, you need those metal sticks with the grabber at the end. Applejack: Granny Smith uses those to get cereal down from the cupboard. Pinkie: Why are there snakes in Granny Smith's cereal?!

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[leanuponmybar]

Electra: *pointing at the components* You’ll have to excuse them, they’re idiots.

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[its-elioo]

Incorrect quotes (RnM fanfic related)

Rainbow: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Sideswipe: What?

Rainbow: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Sideswipe: Can we go back to the part where you said “when I get murdered”?

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Sunset: I want to be a caterpillar.

Optimus: Explain?

Sunset: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.

Optimus: You are aware that they have a lifespan of two to five weeks, correct?

Sunset: That’s another highlight.

Optimus: Sunset, no—

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Bumblebee: I’m not mad, I just want to know why you need a fake ID.

Fluttershy: *mumbles*

Bumblebee: What was that?

Fluttershy: …You need to be over 18 at Petco to hold the puppies.

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Optimus: You are very mature for your age, Sunset.

Sunset: Thanks, it’s the trauma.

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Rainbow: Sibling relationships are weird.

Rainbow: Like, I’d give Sideswipe my life on a dangerous mission without a second thought but there’s no way in hell that I’d give him a single fry from my McDonald’s meal.

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Rarity: *hurts herself*

Rarity: SH-oot!

*Knock Out and Sideswipe look at each other in confusion*

Sideswipe: What was that?

Rarity: I don’t swear.

Knock Out: Why not?

Rarity: It’s not ladylike. No well-mannered woman does it.

Rainbow: *walks by in the background and stubs her toe*

Rainbow: FUCK!

Rarity: …most of us anyway.

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Twilight: Excuse me, who’s in charge here?

Ratchet: Well, usually whoever yells the loudest.

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Rarity: We can’t kill him!

Knock Out: Not with that attitude, we can’t.

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Fixit, gesturing to Twilight: Sir, that’s my emotional support human.

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Pinkie: You call it a near death experience-

Rainbow: We call it a vibe check from God!

Ratchet: *optic twitches*

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Sunset: When I asked if my day could get any worse it was rhetorical question. NOT A CHALLENGE!

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Sunset: I stopped a murder today.

Optimus: Good job, Sunset. I’m proud of you. How did you do it?

Sunset, staring seriously and ominously at Optimus: Self-Control.

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Bulkhead: What are your superpowers again?

Applejack: Super-strength, agility and stamina, yo mamma jokes-

Bulkhead: Yo mamma jokes?

Applejack: Well Bulk, I’m an orphan so they can’t say anything back.

Bulkhead: Kid—

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Ratchet: How would you rate your pain?

Twilight: Zero stars, would not recommend.

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Rainbow: Hey, Ratch.

Ratchet: *sighs* Yes?

Rainbow: If you say the words “control alt delete” do you just, like, straight up die?

Ratchet:

Ratchet: Every day I convince myself humans are intelligent life forms and every day I am proven wrong.

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Sunset: I’m willing to do a lot of things.

Sunset: But admitting to Optimus that I’m cold after he told me to bring a jacket is not one of them.

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Everyone else: Knock Out, no!

Knock Out: Knock Out, yes!

Rarity: Knock Out, no.

Knock Out: Knock Out, no.

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Fluttershy: *staring blankly at a wall*

Bumblebee: Fluttershy? What’s wrong?

Fluttershy: Did you know that rap stands for ‘rhyme and poetry’?

Bumblebee:

Bumblebee: *sits down and joins Fluttershy in staring at the wall*

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Arcee: You’re okay, right? You’re not hurt?

Twilight: No, no, no, I’m fine! Totally fine, no, no, I’m fine.

Arcee: Really? Because you’re repeating your words you look pale and you look like you’re about to topple over.

Twilight: Yeah, you might wanna catch me.

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Twilight: [holds up a cauliflower in front of Ratchet] What is this?

Ratchet: … a cauliflower?

Twilight: [turns to Pinkie and Smokescreen] Okay, now tell him what you think it is.

Both: Ghost broccoli!

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Rainbow: I’m ten times funnier than you.

Sideswipe: Ten times zero is still zero.

Rainbow: Well, jokes on you, I can’t do math.

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Arcee: You’re up early this morning.

Twilight: …

Arcee: You never went to sleep, did you?

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Rainbow: You’re an attention-seeker.

Sideswipe: What?! I’m the total opposite of an attention-seeker. I’m the best there ever is, I do not- hey, don’t look away when I’m talking here!

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Knock Out: Do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you!

Knock Out: Please ask me to kill for you.

Rarity: …First of all, calm down.

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[fandomtrxsh19]

The Trix: *in Lightrock Monastery*

Darcy: Ugh! I wish we'd never been banished to this awful place!

Icy: [sarcastically] Really? I love it here!

Stormy: For realsies? Because I think this place is the worst.

Darcy: I think you're the worst, Stormy.

Stormy: Oh, yeah? Well, I think you're—

Icy: Ergh! I'll tell you one thing, being stuck here with you two isn't making this world any more [through clenched teeth] bearable.

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[asdfk-eqg-hjkl]

How I imagine their break up

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