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dakotaeverafter · 10 days

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Applejack: As usual, Applejack has to save the day!

Rarity: As usual, rarity has to hear about it.

#my little pony equestria girls #equestria girls incorrect quotes #rarity #applejack #rarijack

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ameliathefatcat · 1 year

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Scootaloo:[sick after eating expired candy she found in her bag] I feel like butt! Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Apple Bloom: No, I said, "Scoots, don't lick the swing set." and then you said, "Don't tell me what to do, Apple!" and then you licked the swing set.

#Apple Bloom #Scootaloo #incorrect quotes #mlp incorrect quotes #Equestria Girls incorrect quotes #source: icarly #Scootaloo would totally eat questionable food and regret it hours later

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ladymiraclewings · 2 years

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Rainbow Dash, holding up half a burnt phone: I think I need a new one.

Sunset Shimmer: Have you tried putting it in rice?

#mylittlepony #incorrect quotes #my little pony incorrect quotes #equestria girls #equestria girls incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #rainbow dash #sunset shimmer #sunset

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amelia8286 · 5 months

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*over text*

Sunset- twi I’m too gay for meetings this is homophobic

Sci-twi- what??

Sunset- they expect me to sit in a chair normally for 3 hours

Sunset- it’s too hard

Sunset- I’m too gay

#sunset shimmer #sciset #my little pony equestria girls #my little pony #wlw #sci twi #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes equestria girls #jess82867 #incorrect sciset

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2dfangirl · 6 days

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Fluttershy: So, Pinkie is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Rarity: Why?

Fluttershy: Because I've caught her trying to train raccons to fight five times in a row.

Pinkie, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccon battalion saves us in times of need.

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its-elioo · 6 months

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Incorrect quotes Part 2 (RnM fanfic related)

Ratchet: If you had 7 cookies and I asked for 3, how many would you have?

Pinkie: None.

Ratchet: This is basic math Pinkie-

Pinkie: I would give them all to you because you are my friend!

Ratchet: [holding back tears] Disgusting. Get away from me.

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Optimus: I’m adopting another child.

Sunset: Congratulations, Optimus! That’s great-

Optimus: It’s you, sign here.

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Sideswipe: NO. NO SHUT- SHUT THE FRAG UP!

Rainbow: YOU KNOW I’M RIGHT!

Sideswipe: NO, YOU’RE NOT! YOU’RE STUPID! YOU’RE DUMP!

Rainbow: YOU JUST DON’T WANT TO ADMIT THAT I WAS RIGHT!

Sideswipe: YOU’RE NOT!

Rainbow: I AM!

Strongarm, beyond confused: What are they arguing about?

Twilight: Fnaf lore.

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[on a walk]

Bumblebee: It’s beautiful out here.

Fluttershy: And quiet.

Bumblebee: Too quiet.

Fluttershy: Did we lose someone?

[cut to Pinkie and Smokescreen screaming while running from a bear]

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Sunset: Ratchet isn’t answering.

Twilight: I’ll call.

Rainbow: Twi, we all tried several times each, what makes you thi-

Ratchet: Hello?

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Rainbow: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Bumblebee: Wasn’t Sideswipe with you?

Sideswipe: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Sunset: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Fluttershy: How can you still say that?!

Sunset: Because when things get though, denial is all we have.

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Rainbow: Don’t worry, if there’s a bad guy within a mile of us, I’ll sense it.

A Vehicon: *appears behind her*

Rainbow: May be a little off my game here.

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Ratchet: You think I enjoy being a mother hen to you all?!

The whole team: …

Ratchet: Okay, fine. It’s like a crack to me.

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Rainbow: When I was little-

Sideswipe: Pfft, “was”.

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Ratchet: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Twilight: It was me…

Ratchet: …Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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Rarity: This is a mistake!

Knock Out: A mistake we’re going to laugh about one day!

Rarity: But not today.

Knock Out: Oh, no. Today’s going to be a mess.

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Rainbow, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Sideswipe, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Pinkie, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Smokescreen, trembling: What are we even playing??

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Rarity: Just be careful, Knock Out!

Knock Out: I’m always careful, my dear!

Knock Out: It’s everything around me that’s careless.

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Pinkie: I’ve already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Smokescreen: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Sideswipe: Yo, come here.

Rainbow: For what?

Sideswipe: Just come here.

Rainbow: Nah, you’re gonna hit me.

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Twilight: Am I in trouble?

Arcee: Take a guess.

Twilight: No?

Arcee: Take another guess.

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Rarity: You often use humor to deflect trauma.

Knock Out: Thank you.

Rarity: I didn’t say that was a good thing.

Knock Out: What I’m hearing is, you think I’m funny.

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Sideswipe: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Rainbow: You and me!

Sideswipe, tearing up: Okay.

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Optimus: With great power comes great responsibility.

Sunset: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

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Twilight: How do I deal with my enemies?

Arcee: Kill them.

Twilight: That’s a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution.

Arcee: Kill them only a little?

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Pinkie: I have made a complete replica of the Eiffel Tower out of popsicle sticks!

Smokescreen: Pinkie… how much popsicles did you eat?

Pinkie: I can’t feel my tongue and world smells of colors!

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Bumblebee: I know you two snuck out last night, Rainbow.

Sideswipe, whispering: Play dump.

Rainbow: Who’s Rainbow?

Sideswipe: Not that dump!

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Shockwave: This kind of idiocy will NOT be tolerated in my laboratory.

Steve: Is there a level of idiocy you'd be more comfortable with, sir?

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queer-cosette · 1 year

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Fluttershy: FUCK! Pinkie: *gasp* WHICH ONE OF YOU TAUGHT HER THAT?! Rainbow Dash: Not me! Applejack: Not me! Rarity: Not me! Everyone: *looks at Sunset* Sunset: Oh, sure, just fucking blame the fucking reformed villain, it's always the fucking reformed villain - Everyone: Sunset: Sunset: Ah.

#incorrect equestria girls quotes #mlp equestria girls #fluttershy #pinkie pie #pinkamena diane pie #rainbow dash #applejack #rarity #sunset shimmer

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tang0w0tek · 2 months

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Ponies.

Going through my old art and toy box. They all have really bad hair except for the applejack plush whose mane my friend put into a braid in sixth grade and I haven’t taken out

#not an incorrect quote #mlp #equestria girls #my little pony #twilight sparkle #pursey pink #applejack #rarity #starlight glimmer #pinkie pie #rainbow dash #fluttershy #daisy mlp

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asdfk-eqg-hjkl · 2 months

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Rainbow Dash doing Rainbow Dash things

#mlp equestria girls #mlp eqg #mlp g4 #mlp rainbow dash #mlp sunset shimmer #sci twi #mlp applejack #meme #incorrect quotes #i think #i was cleaning my photos when i stumbled upon a screenshot i took a year ago #i thought wow this is truly the humane 7 #my friend was also like yes truly the humane 7 #so i made this #cool

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equestriaqueerz2024 · 1 year

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Pinkie Pie: *Looks at FlutterDash, RariJack, and SciSet*

Pinkie Pie: Awww…I want a girlfriend too! I’m tired of being a 7th wheel…😞

Sunset and Sci Twi: *Hears Pinkie’s cries for help*

Sunset and SciTwi: *Rushes to her rescue*

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lynpheasmagix · 1 year

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Icy: *about Darcy and Stormy* You’ll have to excuse them, they’re idiots.

#winx club #incorrect winx club quotes #winx icy #winx darcy #winx stormy #source: my little pony equestria girls rainbow rocks

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dakotaeverafter · 1 year

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Applejack: whenever Rarity is mad at me, I go and tighten the lids of all the jars, so she has to come to me for help.

*sounds of glass breaking in the background*

Applejack: it hasn't worked yet, but it'll happen.

#applejack #rarity #equestria girls incorrect quotes #incorrect my little pony quotes #incorrect rarijack quotes #incorrect mlp quotes #rarijack

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suntrixglim · 2 years

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Sunset: Who gave Trixie a knife?!

Starlight: I did, she felt unsafe.

Sunset: Well now I feel unsafe!

Starlight: Do you want a knife?

#sunset shimmer #starlight glimmer #shimglim #equestria girls #incorrect quotes #mlp #my little pony #trixie lulamoon #suntrix #startrix #suntrixglim #my stuff

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ladymiraclewings · 1 month

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[In the human world] Flash Sentry: Everything will be fine. It’s just a crush. Twilight Sparkle, coming from the portal: Hey everyone. Flash Sentry: I love you.

#my little pony #my little pony incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #equestria girls #flash sentry #twilight #twilight sparkle #source: friends

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leanuponmybar · 1 year

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Electra: *pointing at the components* You’ll have to excuse them, they’re idiots.

#stex electra #starlight express #incorrect stex quotes #source: my little pony equestria girls rainbow rocks

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2dfangirl · 5 months

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Pinkie: So... I've seen you've been spending a lot of time with Twilight recently...

Sunset: No, Pinkie, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Pinkie: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Sunset: No! You're the only one for me.

Pinkie: Is that so?

Sunset: I promise! Twilight and I are just dating, okay? She's my girlfriend.

Pinkie: So there are no best-friend feelings involved?

Sunset: You are still my one and only best friend! She's just the love of my life, nothing more!

Pinkie: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?

Sunset: Of course!

Twilight, who's been sitting on the couch next to Sunset the entire time: What the fuck?

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