#incorrect rarijack quotes

[dakotaeverafter]

Applejack: whenever Rarity is mad at me, I go and tighten the lids of all the jars, so she has to come to me for help.

*sounds of glass breaking in the background*

Applejack: it hasn't worked yet, but it'll happen.

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[2dfangirl]

Rainbow Dash: I need advice

Rarity: With what?

Rainbow Dash: With love. How did you know you were in love with Applejack?

Rarity:

Rarity: I'm in love with Applejack?

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[certifiedraritysimp]

Rarity: Applejack, would you still love me if I was a worm...?

Applejack: What in the Hell are you talkin' about??

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[nylon-glowstix]

Applejack: does crying in front of you turn you off?

Rarity: No darling

Applejack: You sure?

Rarity: *nods*

Applejack: *through tears* ok...

It's been awhile since I've made MLP content, so have an incorrect quote :]

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[thedazzlings-stolemylife]

Applejack: Alright, what do you wanna do for our next date?

Rarity: Vandalism.

Applejack:...

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[mlpincorrect]

rarity: so how’s the food?

sunset: its great, send compliments to the chef.

[in the kitchen]

rarity: you have beautiful eyes.

aj: …

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[eqg-quotes]

Sunset: *gasp*

Twilight: wHAT??

Sunset: What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Twilight: *inhales*

AJ, in another room with Rarity: Why can I hear screeching?

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[totally-correct-mlp]

Rarity: I will now torture you

Applejack, raises eyebrow: Kinda kinky but go ahead

Rarity, smiles: I think you are sweet and beautiful

Applejack, tensing up: wait...

Rarity, moving towards her: You deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others

Applejack, moving away: No.

Rarity, leaning forwards trapping her against a wall: Your feelings are valid and deserve to be heard

Applejack, sobbing: Ah need a safeword!

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[mariapanpan1833]

🦄 - Mlp

-Rarity and Applejack standing near a pool-

Rarity: You know, I'm not a big swimmer.

Applejack: Cool.. cool cool... OH MY GOD RARITY I DROPPED THE RING I WAS GONNA PROPOSE WITH AT THE BOTTOM OF THE POOL!

Rarity: WHERE?!

Applejack: Right there! *Points to an area in pool*

*Rarity, full on professional dives into the water*

*Applejack, pulling the ring from her pocket, snickering*: Heh, Sucker.

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[smallcrystals]

rarity: *sigh*

applejack:

rarity: *loud sigh*

applejack:

rarity: *louder sigh*

applejack: okay, babe what's wrong

rarity: you haven't looked at me for ten minutes

applejack: ...we're watching a movie

rarity: NO EXCUSES >:(

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[ccatskies]

rarity, the doctor: oh my goodness! you're in a severe condition, we must take proper measures. quick, tell me your type!

applejack: short, has blue eyes, pretty, has two brain cells more than me —

rarity: your blood type, applejack.

applejack: oh.

applejack: red.

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[dakotaeverafter]

Applejack: *bent under hood of car*

Rarity: can you find the issue that has caused a delay in our trip, darling?

Applejack: *looks up* yeah, c'mere!

Applejack, pointing at a large gap: see that hole right there in the middle?

Rarity: yes?

Applejack: that's where the engine's supposed to be

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[2dfangirl]

Applejack: *sleeping after a long day*

Rarity, so in love with Applejack: She looks so peaceful.

Sunset, uncapping an eyeliner: And vulnerable.

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[transversal-callum]

Applejack: Okay I didn’t quite know what chocolate you liked, so I got em’ all

Rarity:…

Rarity: Darling, that’s like four hundred boxes!

Applejack: vALENTINES DAY IS MIGHTY STRESSFUL, I PANICKED!

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[dakotaeverafter]

Applejack: so, do you like cats?

Rarity: yes, i do!

Applejack: *slowly pushes a glass off the table*

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[dakotaeverafter]

Applejack: Do you take constructive criticism?

Rarity: I only take cash or credit.

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