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intrusiveinks · 2 months
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Courtesy of printerest here are some shitty lazy incorrect quote thingies I guess. Sorry no rarity this time, maybe I'll make more later.
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Twilight: Wait a minute... you're in a relationship with Trixie?
Starlight: Yeah. Thoughts?
Twilight: And prayers.
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2dfangirl · 6 days
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Fluttershy: So, Pinkie is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Rarity: Why?
Fluttershy: Because I've caught her trying to train raccons to fight five times in a row.
Pinkie, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccon battalion saves us in times of need.
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cornerofhell · 5 months
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Cop: You're under arrest for exceeding the motorcycle limit with 3 passangers!
Big Mac: Oh no...
Spike: Wait... Three passangers?
Discord: FUCK, SHINING ARMOR FELL OFF
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bigshepherdrascalmug · 7 months
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It's moments like these that make me love the show... Also it makes me so sad the way hasbro is treating G4 after it ended and is now trashing on both g5 and g4 (mostly on g4 midia considering eqg being cancelled, the cancelled comic series, and so on...); like dude? This is one of your most famous and loved franchises... if you out the episodes on youtube for free in your channel it would be more profitable than g5, specially considering there is no complete mlp in any streaming service....
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puzzled-pegasus · 2 months
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"You're spoutin' more bullshit than a Texas Longhorn after eatin' ten pounds of two week old enchiladas on rodeo day!"
-Applejack, at some point probably
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craftyjellyfishcat · 9 months
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The Squad is playing Minecraft together Sandbar: Ooh, a village! You know what that means! Ocellus: Hostile takeover? Yona: Genocide? Smolder : Steal everything! Sandbar: No, I meant- Silverstream: I didn’t know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn’t enough! Gallus: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?! Sandbar: …I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors… Silverstream: Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea. Gallus: Agreed.
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f-p-studios · 2 years
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💀 Mlp Villain Incorrect Quotes 💀
Chrysalis: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
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Sombra: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Cozy Glow: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Sombra: Death is a social construct.
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Adagio: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Chrysalis: Rude.
Sonata: That’s fair.
Tirek: Not again.
Sombra: Are you going to want this back?
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Cozy Glow: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?
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ameliathefatcat · 1 year
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Octavia: You are an idiot, Vinyl
Vinyl: At least I’m your idiot, Octy
Octavia: Still a massive idiot
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star-shine-s · 2 years
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Adagio : If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Sonata: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Aria: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Sonata, learn to listen.
Cozy glow: What if it bites itself and I die?
Tirek: That’s voodoo.
Sonata: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Thorax: That’s correlation, not causation.
Chrysalis: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Tirek: That’s kinky.
Adagio : Oh my God.
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Pinkie: Yum, thanks!
Discord: *puts more tape over her mouth* I said stop eating it.
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intrusiveinks · 2 months
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A few more of those lazy things while I do other stuff
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Pinkie: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife out way out of this one girlies
Fluttershy, sighing reluctantly: Manslaughter is is
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2dfangirl · 5 months
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Pinkie: So... I've seen you've been spending a lot of time with Twilight recently...
Sunset: No, Pinkie, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Pinkie: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Sunset: No! You're the only one for me.
Pinkie: Is that so?
Sunset: I promise! Twilight and I are just dating, okay? She's my girlfriend.
Pinkie: So there are no best-friend feelings involved?
Sunset: You are still my one and only best friend! She's just the love of my life, nothing more!
Pinkie: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?
Sunset: Of course!
Twilight, who's been sitting on the couch next to Sunset the entire time: What the fuck?
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cornerofhell · 5 months
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Applejack: Did you eat mah powdered apple donuts?
Rainbow, mouth full:.... No
Applejack: what's that on yer hooves?
Rainbow:.... Cocaine
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bigshepherdrascalmug · 7 months
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N: You know you sometimes are really sweet, Uzi.
Uzi: Yeah, I am trying to compensate that by blowing up the wall but-
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