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[2dfangirl]

Fluttershy: So, Pinkie is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Rarity: Why?

Fluttershy: Because I've caught her trying to train raccons to fight five times in a row.

Pinkie, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccon battalion saves us in times of need.

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[2dfangirl]

Adagio: Two truths and a lie, I'll start!

Adagio: I've killed someone, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee.

Sunset, visibly nervous: I don't- I don't like this game.

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[2dfangirl]

Fluttershy: Sunset, are you with us?

Sunset: Physically, yes.

Sunset: But mentally, I'm in a mafia AU fanfic, tending to my wounded rival-turned-lover.

Rainbow Dash: So that's a no?

Sunset: Sssh, they want to be distracted from the pain. This is about to get good.

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[2dfangirl]

Adagio: Aww, what's your dog's name?

Twilight: Spike.

Adagio, yelling to Aria: TRY SPIKE

Aria, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK

Twilight:

Sunset:

Sonata: So, what's your favorite color?

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[2dfangirl]

Pinkie: So... I've seen you've been spending a lot of time with Twilight recently...

Sunset: No, Pinkie, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Pinkie: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Sunset: No! You're the only one for me.

Pinkie: Is that so?

Sunset: I promise! Twilight and I are just dating, okay? She's my girlfriend.

Pinkie: So there are no best-friend feelings involved?

Sunset: You are still my one and only best friend! She's just the love of my life, nothing more!

Pinkie: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?

Sunset: Of course!

Twilight, who's been sitting on the couch next to Sunset the entire time: What the fuck?

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[2dfangirl]

Hutao would prank people and spread rumors about seeing Herobrine, she would also build totens, rituals and all that kind of stuff to enchance the rumors

Besides, she would make a cemitery for all the dead player's pets and would take really good care of it

genshin on a minecraft smp

there was this prompt on reddit i saw asking what the characters would be like on an smp and this was what i came up with :) really silly and fun, i actually really enjoyed thinking about this

yoimiya is the redstone maniac, and she’d probably help klee build really complex tnt contraptions to grief the server

diluc is the mob farmer; builds the entire structure and spends literally all his time farming and enchanting. probably also enslaves the villagers

klee builds a zoo but the only thing inside of it is creeper exhibits

nahida’s the gardener, kaveh probably helps her build automatic farms and all the cool shit

bennett dies all the time—falling into lava after just having found diamonds, a bunch of creepers snuck up on him, etc etc. he can literally never progress in the game because he loses everything and anything he builds gets exploded by creepers (or klee)

xingqiu is just the little shit who steals stuff and does small bits of griefing. im also convinced that he and fischl would be writing a roleplay script for the server and forcing everyone else to comply

nilou is just sweet and happy, she just wants to build a pretty home and get along with everyone :) she’s the one who always helps others out no matter what, whether they need food, weapons, armor, or blocks, she almost always has something to help, and if she doesn’t then she’d be willing to help you get it.

wanderer grinds everything by himself and completely ignores everyone. might even try to beat the dragon by himself too. xingqiu and fischl explain him in the lore as the rude old man who no one ever sees, but occasionally he will grant luxurious gifts to anyone he deems mildly tolerable. the only people who have ever received such gifts are sayu and layla because they do jack shit and are afk most of the time, and he thinks it’s funny.

venti is the first one with elytra. cons yoimiya into giving him all her fireworks. farms music discs

albedo and sucrose are predictably the ones with all the potions. they’ve also scoured the nether; they know it better than anyone else, and they make all the ice bridges for quick nether travel.

layla and sayu are always the ones asking to sleep first—if he is online, there will be a following “fuck you” from diluc, as he is the server’s resident mob farmer and batman kinnie

alhaitham refuses to participate in the “lore” because “fuck you” (fischl cries) (xingqiu demands a duel, for thou hast made his fair lady shed a tear) (alhaitham obliterates him and goes on with his day)

xiangling forces chongyun to share a house with her because the only thing she wants to do is make a farm and kill animals and throw food at everyone and thats literally it. she’s probably really frustrated there aren’t more elaborate meals to make. forces chongyun to build the house and mine and get armor and weapons and literally anything that doesn’t have to do with food (xingqiu visits sometimes to say hi to xiangling and then bully chongyun). she probably also mooches off of nahida and kaveh’s automatic farms

cyno is immediately elected chief of police in the “lore” (the only other people on this “police force” are xiao and heizou)

xiao is completely serious about his job, heizou is not. cyno is a mix of the two. basically all they do is show up occasionally and act really intimidating (or, in heizou’s case, flirt with everyone). yanfei (the judge in the lore) is sick of them for wrongfully incarcerating innocent people over and over again

tighnari and collei have an ACTUAL zoo that isn’t just full of creepers

diona lives with diluc and literally the only thing she does is breed cats, she has so many that it lags the server if you walk into the chunk, so the “police” have sometimes had to stop by and make her spread them out. she’ll comply but then the next day there will be even more cats because she does everything out of spite. also steals everyone’s nametags. she is a convicted felon, charged with multiple accounts of armed robbery, assault, and intentional failure to comply with the wishes of the server, which resulted in harm to one or more players or the entire server (it nearly becomes unplayable because of all the cats so they ban her)

zhongli terraforms the shit out of everything

dori creates a monopoly off of some resource by taking all of it in the vicinity and anywhere remotely nearby so that if someone didnt want to buy it from her they’d have to run thousands of blocks away

fischl builds the entire castle from last year’s summer event, crowns herself prinzessin, and appoints her knights (kaeya, mika, jean, bennett, razor) who start to have beef with the police and then there’s a war and then it gets resolved by klee and yoimiya blowing everything up

[2dfangirl]

Sunset & Fluttershy: *Playing video games*

Twilight: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?

Sunset: *silence*

Fluttershy: *silence*

Twilight, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?

Sunset & Fluttershy in shame : Yeah...

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[2dfangirl]

Fluttershy: What's your favourite

horror movie?

Rarity: High School Musical. After

watching it I spent all my middle

school years terrified that the

entire school would start singing

something and I'd be the only one

who didn't know the lyrics.

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[2dfangirl]

Pinkie Pie: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Applejack: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.

Pinkie Pie: Three of us saw it, Applejack. How do you explain that?

Applejack: *points at Twilight* Sleep deprivation. *points at Fluttershy* Paranoia. *points at Rarity* Delusional personality disorder.

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[2dfangirl]

[Sunset, texting Adagio]

Sunset: 3kg rice

Sunset: 5kg wheat

Sunset: 1kg salt

Sunset: 1/2 cucumber

Adagio: wtf? What the hell are these?

Sunset: When did you unblocked me?

Sunset: I usually write down my grocery lists here

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[2dfangirl]

Sunset: You ever have one of those days where you're holding a stick and everyone else looks like a piñata?

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[2dfangirl]

Adagio: Nevermind. The plans off!

Sonata: But we're all dressed up for this! Aria's even wearing her fancy coat!

Aria: It's the one without any blood on it.

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[2dfangirl]

*Sunset, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash, with a bandage on her head, walk into the room*

Twilight: Oh my, Rainbow what happened?

Pinkie Pie: We agreed to help her pratice her flying and there was a accident.

Rainbow Dash: Me hit giant metal bird.

Twilight: What?

Sunset: She hit an airplane.

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[2dfangirl]

Fluttershy: So what's your tragic backstory?

Sunset: Oh, you mean the one that you must be at least a level 3 friend to unlock?

Fluttershy: Yes, what level am I?

Sunset: 10. So it all started-

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[2dfangirl]

Trixie: I have the perfect plan to get Starlight's heart

Sunburst: uh what you're gonna do?

Trixie: Well, everything starts tomorrow when I will...

[5 hours later]

Trixie: So, what do you think?

Maud: You lost me in the year two of your plan.

Discord: And why I have to die in the year four?

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[2dfangirl]

Sunset: We can bake these cookies for 400° for ten minutes... Or we can bake them at 4,000° for one minute.

Fluttershy: That's not how you make cookies...

Pinkie Pie: How about 4,000,000° for one second?!

Twilight: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE BUILDING DOWN-!

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[2dfangirl]

Sunset: Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot!

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