Pinkie: So... I've seen you've been spending a lot of time with Twilight recently...
Sunset: No, Pinkie, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Pinkie: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Sunset: No! You're the only one for me.
Pinkie: Is that so?
Sunset: I promise! Twilight and I are just dating, okay? She's my girlfriend.
Pinkie: So there are no best-friend feelings involved?
Sunset: You are still my one and only best friend! She's just the love of my life, nothing more!
Pinkie: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?
Sunset: Of course!
Twilight, who's been sitting on the couch next to Sunset the entire time: What the fuck?
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King Sombra: Oh please, you wouldn't hurt a fly
Fluttershy: You're right
Fluttershy: Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anypony
Fluttershy: You, however, I would maim
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Izzy: Crafting from trash is so relaxing - you can't go wrong! Even if you mess up, you lost nothing. It was just junk after all!
Sunny: Is that the foam slab from the storage shelf? That was for the air conditioner. We needed that.
Izzy: Oh.
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Applejack: whenever Rarity is mad at me, I go and tighten the lids of all the jars, so she has to come to me for help.
*sounds of glass breaking in the background*
Applejack: it hasn't worked yet, but it'll happen.
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'Can I copy the homework?'
Twilight: I can help you with it!
Fluttershy: Yeah, sure.
Rainbow Dash: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Pinkie Pie: lol nope.
Applejack: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Rarity: *Read 5:55pm*
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Going into Pinkie Pie's room is like dropping into Ikea. Actually, you just wanted to see, but you come out with six balloons, two fireworks, four candies and a bunch of junk.
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Changeling: *is disguised as Fluttershy*
Changeling: *changes disguise to look like Pinkie*
Pinkie: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Pipp: Hola Hitch, recibí tus cartas.
Hitch, sorprendido: No puede ser, ¿cómo supiste que era yo?
Pipp: Pues después de leer como decías ser mi mayor fan y lo bella que era cuando cantaba comencé a sospechar, pero cuando leí tu nombre al final de las cartas lo confirme.
Hitch: ¿Entonces ya no te mando más cartas?
Pipp: Nunca dije eso.
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Pinkie Pie: Hey, you’re Dashie’s bestie? I'm her bestie too. I guess that makes me your bestie-in-law. [laughs]
Gilda: [unimpressed] Does it?
(Pinkie's smile drops. She laughs awkwardly while coughing.)
Pinkie: Did y'all feel that? [coughs]
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Shredder: You’ll pay for this!
Raph: Put it on my tab.
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Adagio: Aww, what's your dog's name?
Twilight: Spike.
Adagio, yelling to Aria: TRY SPIKE
Aria, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK
Twilight:
Sunset:
Sonata: So, what's your favorite color?
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Applejack, normally: Fuck capitalism... it’s a rigged system that keeps us poor and subjugated and it isn’t fair... you shouldn’t need to work 3 jobs to afford basic necessities the ponies at the top couldn’t even spend those bits in five lifetimes
Applejack, playing Monopoly: Sorry sweaty if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor :)
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Pipp: *poses for the security camera*
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Applejack: Do you take constructive criticism?
Rarity: I only take cash or credit.
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Rarity: Pinkie, when I turned 18, I knelt in front of Princess Celestia's dress mausoleum, and I swore to uphold the Hostess Code: "I, Rarity, shall do my level best to make every event too much."
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