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emilyshotchrocket · 1 year

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Hotch: Just let me go in. I’ll talk to him without my gun and I’ll come out fine.

Morgan: Hotch I don’t think that’s a great idea man.

Rossi: I’ll have to ask your mother first.

Hotch:

Rossi pulls out an ouija board

JJ: Have you had that with you the whole trip?-

Rossi: Is Aaron allowed to almost get himself killed?

Gideon: N-O

Rossi: sorry kid. Your mom said no.

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91-1lover · 9 months

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Derek:You're annoying Reid

Someone:Yeah! Shut up nerd

Derek: Fuck you just said??? 🔪

Emily:🔪

Hotch: 🔪

Garcia: 🔪

JJ:🔪

Rest of the BAU: 🔪🔪🔪

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cmincorrrctquotes · 1 year

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Unsub: I have one of your children.

Hotch: Which one? I have six.

Unsub: The traumatized workaholic with an unclear sexual leaning.

Hotch:

Hotch: Well I have five of those.

Alternatively:

Unsub: I have one of your children.

Rossi: Keep them.

Unsub: Wha-

Rossi: Keep them.

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whoisspence · 3 months

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kidnapper: i have your child

hotch: which one i have five

kidnapper: the annoying one who won't shut the fuck up

hotch:

hotch: which one i have five

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patrickispinky · 6 months

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Derek: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Emily: i'm the knife

Jj: *from across the room* she's the little spoon

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vervainariadne · 8 months

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Strauss: You need to hire a professional tech analyst for your team.

Hotch: *sees a scented homemade pink stationery resume written in glitter ink*

Hotch:

Hotch: That one. I want that one.

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ralvezfanatic · 4 months

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Y/N: I need someone to take me out already

Derek: Like on a date or with a sniper?

Y/N: Either works but at this point I rather a sniper

Hotch: Do I need to have you evaluated?

Elle, texting Penelope to ask how much a hitman costs:

Spencer, texting Penelope to ask her for tips on how to ask you out:

Penelope, very confused at the two types of text she got: ???

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demonicbaby666 · 10 months

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Emily: [flips monopoly board over] Hotch: Prentiss! Emily: This is why your wife is dead Reid: Emily! Emily: This is why your girlfriend is dead Morgan: Emily: This is why you’re bald Morgan: I DIDNT SAY SHIT!

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spencestiel-michelle · 4 months

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*Fire alarms go off in FBI building at 7:45 am*

Hotch: alright, that’s the annual fire drill. everybody stay calm and exit the-

*Penelope RUNS out of the room*

Hotch: GARCIA?

Penelope, running down the hall: I NEED MY PLUSHIESSSS. THEY WILL SURVIVE!!!

Hotch: it’s just a drill-

Reid, fretting: HAS EVERYBODY READ MY EMERGENCY FIRE DRILL PROCEDURES???

*Emily throws herself through the glass window*

Derek: we’re on the sixth floor, how’s she gonna…?

Hotch: will everyone please calm down, it’s ONLY a-

*Reid stops, drops, and rolls around the floor*

Derek shrugs and starts doing super-spy moves (somersaults, unnecessary turns, etc.) to maneuver around the building, evading the “fire”

Hotch: i truly don’t know why i even try…… where’s Dave?

*David Rossi has yet to step inside the building this morning with the foreknowledge of the annual fire drill*

Rossi, sipping coffee, leaning against the building: i wonder how he’s doing this year.

*JJ arrives late*

JJ: hey, what’d i miss?

Rossi: annual fire drill.

JJ: ah.

JJ: ooh.

Rossi: yeah.

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reidsbabi · 2 months

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my favorite underrated duo :,) i miss them <3

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emilyshotchrocket · 1 year

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Rossi after finding out about Hotchniss: Aaron I swear to god if you break my daughter’s heart, I’ll break your fucking kneecaps and shove strawberries down your throat.

Hotch (who is Allergic to strawberries): Y’know there was a time you used to refer to me as your son.

Rossi: I never once referred to you as my son. I referred to you as my hellion.

Hotch: That time you almost had a heart attack because I ate strawberry shortcake and you stabbed me with my epi-pen, smacked me upside the head and then you called me son.

Emily: bro just let me have a father, don’t ruin this for me.

Hotch: Emily. If you call me bro one more time I swear, I’m actually gonna dump you.

Garcia: am I the only one concerned about the fact he ate something he was allergic to?

Reid: he might’ve not known it was strawberry cheesecake?

Rossi: it had strawberry’s on top.

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blackhillfilmss · 1 year

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Y/N: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Emily: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Penelope: Socks are Feetie Heaties

JJ: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Spencer: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Derek: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Y/N: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Hotch: *annoyed* You’re all disappointments

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cmincorrrctquotes · 1 year

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Hotch: We all have our demons.

Hotch, pointing at the rest of the BAU: These ones are mine.

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amybaulover · 6 months

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Hotch: Why is Emily curled up in a ball on the floor sobbing?

Reid: She’s drunk.

Hotch: And?

Derek: And she heard that JJ is married.

Hotch: ...

Hotch: We’re literally at their wedding reception right now.

Penelope, sighing: We know.

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reidxtrminds · 6 months

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Rossi: Call the kids, they're not listening to me.

Hotch: I'm not their dad.

Rossi: Just do it.

Hotch to the kids, Spencer, Derek, Emily, JJ and Penelope: Okey everyone ! Line up, the car leave in 5 minutes !

The kids: *Immediately line up and follow Hotch like ducklings*

Rossi:

Hotch:

Hotch: No listen, LISTEN I'm not their-

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patrickispinky · 6 months

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Emily: i can't find my pen. are you sitting on it again?

Y/n: no.

Emily: stand up.

Y/n: i don't want to.

Emily: why?

Y/n: *mumbling* because i'm probably sitting on your pen 😔

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