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vervainariadne · 7 months
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#dont aaron me
tried to Google aaron hotchner sad accidentally typed aaron hotchner sas
this is what came up
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that is, indeed, a sassy aaron hotchner
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vervainariadne · 7 months
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Emily: Guys, look! I found a younger photo of Rossi!
Emily: *show a picture of Mario*
Rossi:
Rossi: What the fu--
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vervainariadne · 7 months
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vervainariadne · 7 months
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shut up, the resemblance is uncanny
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vervainariadne · 7 months
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He looks so inlove with rossi
HIS DADDY ISSUES SLIPPIN SO HARD
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(that's how i look at rossi too lol)
(i love my fictional dad too)
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vervainariadne · 7 months
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I bet hotch would laugh coz he a nerd in high school
Spencer: what do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?
Derek: What?
Spencer: a πthon
Derek:
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vervainariadne · 7 months
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Hotch: I thought you were gonna finish all the paperwork today?
Emily: That was the coffee talking.
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vervainariadne · 8 months
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Me shipping elle greenaway with cm characters.
literally every female
spencer reid
that's it.
(3. hotch when im bored)
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vervainariadne · 8 months
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Im starting to think they only hire him because of this
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It's in his contract, trust me.
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vervainariadne · 8 months
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Sorry but hotch is so baby boy coded you can't change my mind. He's being desperately held by the threads of stoicism that would break down if you gave him the smallest amount of affection. He's a black coffee with 95% sugar.
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vervainariadne · 8 months
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Hotch: How long have you been clean?
Reid: Four.
Hotch: Four what? Four days? Four weeks?
Reid:
Reid: Four minutes.
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vervainariadne · 8 months
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Elle: Reid do not ever go away again.
Reid: Okay.
Elle:
Elle: *Leaves*
Reid: MOTHERFUC--
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vervainariadne · 8 months
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Emily: Hey JJ. What's up?
JJ: I'm looking for my keys.
Emily: *kisses JJ*
Emily: There.
JJ:
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vervainariadne · 8 months
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Strauss: You need to hire a professional tech analyst for your team.
Hotch: *sees a scented homemade pink stationery resume written in glitter ink*
Hotch:
Hotch: That one. I want that one.
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vervainariadne · 8 months
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Dayyyuumm He's a MANEATER (literally)
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vervainariadne · 9 months
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I can't stop imagining Elle and Emily's interaction.
Elle: Heey girl~
Emily: *starts giggling like a nine year old*
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vervainariadne · 9 months
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BAU in the the field.
Hotch: Duck!
Everyone in the team: *ducks*
Gideon: WHERE!
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