hey, that’s not nice. you guys better go apologize to Hotch or no recess for you tomorrow.
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Strauss: You need to hire a professional tech analyst for your team.
Hotch: *sees a scented homemade pink stationery resume written in glitter ink*
Hotch:
Hotch: That one. I want that one.
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criminal minds convos that made me laugh
*bau trying to get into a poker game to catch the unsub*
jj: hey, hotch. any luck?
hotch: no. they still don't want to allocate funds for the buy-in. i'm still working on it.
rossi: well, i can't imagine why not. we're only asking for $50,000 of taxpayer money so fbi agents can play texas hold em'
emily: hey, what about you, rossi?
rossi: what about me?
emily: you could stake us the buy-in
spencer: yeah, you're a best-selling author!
rossi: no.
emily: why not?
rossi: one, it's against regulations, and i'd like to hold onto this job for a little while longer
jj, interrupting: it's a minor administrative violation
rossi, unphased: and two, i prefer to spend my money on actual things, like single-malt scotch, a fine cigar, beautiful artwork
emily: poker chips are things!
reid: maybe just think of it as like a new experience. i mean, at your age, how often does that happen?
rossi: at my what
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This photo looks like a modern family poster
modern family but they solve crimes and the characters experience traumas that they will never forget throughout their lives 🎀
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so i’m rewatching criminal minds after literal years and when i tell you this show is an actual experience because one minute it’ll be all “heyy babygirl 😘 tell me something i wanna hear 😉” and the next you’re smacked in the face with “kristina harris, 23, hung by her toenails above a vat of boiling acid for twelve days and nights before succumbing to death via internal bleeding, wheels up in thirty.”
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