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[criminalmindsfanantic]

angsty jemily headcanons

when jj is overthinking or in freeze mode, emily takes jj’s head in her lap and runs her fingers through the blonde’s hair while they talk it out

jj gets postpartum depression after having michael, and doesn’t realize until after she’s diagnosed that she probably had it after henry too

emily has silent anxiety and panic attacks a lot, and most of the time jj, if anyone, is the only one who can tell she’s having one

emily has gotten several bruises and even a concussion from rolling off the bed while having a nightmare

emily smoked for a while after she came back from hiding in paris and even though she kicked the habit for the boys’ sake, she has an emergency pack for the really bad days

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[reidxtrminds]

Rossi: Call the kids, they're not listening to me.

Hotch: I'm not their dad.

Rossi: Just do it.

Hotch to the kids, Spencer, Derek, Emily, JJ and Penelope: Okey everyone ! Line up, the car leave in 5 minutes !

The kids: *Immediately line up and follow Hotch like ducklings*

Rossi:

Hotch:

Hotch: No listen, LISTEN I'm not their-

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[prentisszlover]

Reid: Hey Emily, may i ask you whats your pronouns?

Emily: I identify as a threat. My pronouns are Try/Me.

Hotch:.....

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[dexterspnobsessed]

Hotch: "yk.. some of the things you do and say aren't exactly normal.."

Reid: "the concept of normal is jus what old middle aged men made up because they couldn't stand the difference of human kind."

Hotch: "... Okay-.."

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[lavender-moleskine]

jennifer jareau.

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[criminalmindsfanantic]

The Team hiding in a dark laundry room

Derek: Who else is hiding in here trying to listen to Mom and Dad’s convo?

Penelope: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

JJ: I'm in the washing machine.

Reid: I’m in the dryer.

Emily: I'm in the closet.

Penelope: We accept you Emily. <3

Emily: No I'm literally in the closet.

Penelope: Love is love. <3

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[reidxtrminds]

Emily: ARE YOU-

Derek: Fucking.

Emily: KIDDING ME ?! YOU-

Derek: Fucking.

Emily: IDIOT !

JJ:... What was that ?

Derek: Hotch banned Emily from swearing so I'm helping her out.

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[criminalmindsfanantic]

Emily: We need to open this locked door. Rossi, give me your credit card.

Rossi: *handing it over* Here.

Emily: *pockets it* Thanks. Derek, break down the door.

Rossi: Wha-

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[reidxtrminds]

Hotch: I think we should adopt another kid.

Haley: No.

Hotch: Why ?

Haley: Because by "kid" you mean "adult from your team" and we already have four of those.

Hotch, holding up Spencer: Five.

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[criminalmindsfanantic]

JJ: How do you want your coffee?

Emily: Black, like my soul.

JJ:

JJ: Emily, honey, your soul is a latte.

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[reidxtrminds]

Hotch: Emily, why are you lying on the floor ?

Emily: I have depression

Hotch: Ah.

Emily: And I also have been stabbed three times.

Hotch: What-

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[criminalmindsfanantic]

Derek: what’s worse than a heartbreak?

JJ: living with parents who are homophobic

Emily: living with your parents

Reid: living

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[reidxtrminds]

Reid: I'm making a documentary about my life. Hotch, I think you should play the role of my father.

Hotch: I don't want to be your father.

Reid: Perfect, you already know your lines !

Garcia:... That was incredibly sad.

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[reidxtrminds]

Derek: Hey, do you think you've ever fallen in love ?

Spencer: Fallen in love ? I can barely even fall asleep. Step by step Morgan.

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[reidxtrminds]

Emily: There's no food at home.

Derek: Not even bread.

Spencer: Even in prison there's bread.

Hotch: Why the fuck are you three in my home ?!

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[criminalmindsfanantic]

Emily: Fine! Judge all you want but...

Emily, points at Reid: Non existent love life.

Emily, points at Derek: Bitchless.

Emily, points at Hotch: Divorced once.

Emily, points at Rossi: Divorced three times.

Emily, points at JJ: Married a lesbian.

JJ: To be fair, I married you

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