Emily: ARE YOU-
Derek: Fucking.
Emily: KIDDING ME ?! YOU-
Derek: Fucking.
Emily: IDIOT !
JJ:... What was that ?
Derek: Hotch banned Emily from swearing so I'm helping her out.
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i can’t FUCKING BREATHE🥵
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Local cop walking into the BAU: Who's in charge here?
JJ, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
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ive been binging criminal minds please yall tell me some of ur favorite episodes
preferably from like before season seven
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JJ: What drink do you want?
Emily: Alcohol is bad for my legs.
JJ: Does it make them swell?
Emily: It makes them spread.
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Emily is definitely gay bruh like the tension between her an JJ? The tension between her and Tara? This woman didn't have a drop of chemistry with any boyfriend they got her on the show fr especially not that potato head in season 15
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JJ: Emily... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Emily: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
JJ:
JJ: I wrote sanitize, Emily.
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“‘You may have to commit me twice, Spencer, because not only did I ride a mule on a tiny trail, with a 1,000-foot vertical drop, I paid for the privilege. Now, that's crazy.’ Can you imagine my mom on a mule?”
“No.”
“It's like Hotch at the beach.”
- Doctor Spencer Reid and SSA Jennifer Jareau
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Jemily of The Wasteland✨
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Henry : Mom ,where is my boneless Sofa?
JJ : Your what?
Prentiss : He is looking for his Bean-Bag.
JJ : What's wrong with the two of you ?
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Don’t you just loveeeeee when hotch is like a father to the BAU team😌
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whenever papa rossi cusses i can’t help laughing
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I really wanna write a fic about Spencer but i’m only half way through season 6 and I feel like I should finish all 15 seasons but bestie at the rate i’m going, it could still be March by that time ☹️
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