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lilylovelyxo · 1 year
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*Y/N, Dick, and Roy watching Jason beat the shit out of a man for putting his hands on you*
Dick: “Oh, boy…”
Y/N: “I'm going to watch through my fingers. No, I'm not.”
Dick: “I'm going to look away.”
Roy: “I think we're gonna have to lay low for a little while after this.”
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Jason: We're a team, guys. It's ride or die.
Roy: Yea, I would love to ride you.
Jason: What?
Roy: What?
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 1 month
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Kory: Well, Jason, is there anything you would like to say to Roy? Jason: How do I put this delicately? You’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you. Kory: How about we frame our statement with “When you do this, it makes me feel this”? Jason: When you live here, it makes me angry. Because you’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.
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iwannabealice · 2 months
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part 4
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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Dick: I had a dream that you would not believe. You were about to kiss... I can't even say it.
Roy: Who was I about to kiss?
Dick: *gags*
Dick: Jason.
Roy: ...
Dick: Why aren't you bleh-ing with me?
Roy: Well...
Dick: "Well..." is not an option.
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batfamgalore · 8 months
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Oliver: I knew you two couldn’t stay mad at each other.
Dick: Oh yeah. We’re closer than ever.
*Dick and Roy hold up their hands and they are both handcuffed together*
Bruce: You wanna tell me how this happened?
Roy: Well, Wally thought-
Bruce: Oh man, I wish that boy would stop doing that.
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loosepocketchange01 · 11 months
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More Batfam Twitter bc I need it
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bruhseidon · 8 days
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[Y/N Sionis’ Ransom Video: Act One]
[Act Two]
Jason, as Red Hood, holding a note: Read this.
Y/N: “Father…” [backs away in fear when Roy (as Arsenal) points his bow a little too close]
Jason: [pushes Roy away from her]
Y/N: “Father, I have been abduct. I am fine.”
Jason: Abducted.
Y/N: It says “abduct.”
Jason: Just say “abducted.”
Y/N: “I have been abducted. I am fine right now, but I might not be for [sassily] loring. If you do not pay the sun of one million doolers [laughs]…”
Jason: Wait a minute, wait a minute… “loring”? “The sun of one million doolers”? What the— [reads the note himself]
Y/N: That’s what it says!
Jason: That’s “long” and “the sum of one million dollars”! You know what it means!
Y/N: I don’t know what it means. You told me to read this. That’s what I’m doing.
Jason: Just say what it means! Okay? [holds the note towards her again]
Y/N, rolls eyes: “I might not be for long. If you do not pay the sum of one million dollars, you will never see me alive again. These men mean businesses.” [laughs] Who wrote this?
Roy: I told you letting Bizarro write the note is a bad idea.
Jason, massaging his temples: Cut the cameras.
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super-marvel-dc · 1 month
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Y/N, getting their arm stitched up by Roy: *Lets out a muffled scream with Jason's belt in their mouth*
Jason: Always wanted your teeth marks in my belt, but never thought of it this way.
Roy, and Y/N: *Slowly looks up at Jason*
Jason: What? Bad timing?
Roy: Ya think!
Y/N, at the same time as Roy: *Still with the belt in their mouth* ya tink!
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cardinalcheerio · 3 months
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Jason: What is Roy's type?
Dick: anyone toxic *sarcastic*
Jason: Well, lucky for him. I'm goddamn Chernobyl
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lilylovelyxo · 8 months
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Y/N dreamily staring at Jason’s thighs: “Wow, it’s like a bunch of snakes in a leather arm chair…”
Roy equally as entranced: “I know!”
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jasonsthunderthighs · 10 months
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Roy: *Bored out of his mind* Wanna do somethin foolish?
Jason: *Puttin his book down, smirkin* You even have to ask?
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 10 months
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Roy: They can't make me admit France exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed. Roy: Sure, if France was REAL I'd say I liked it. Roy: But who's to say. Kori: I think France isn't real. Jason: Kori, you've been to France. Kori: And???
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carolineshairtie · 2 months
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Leah, angrily: ARE YOU-
Alessia: Fucking.
Leah: -KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Alessia: Fucking.
Leah: IDIOT-
Beth: *disturbed after getting screamed at* ... what was that?
Alessia: Kim banned Leah from saying fuck so I thought I'd help her out.
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incorrectbatfam · 9 months
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[texting]
Jason: Hey.
Dick: What?
Jason: Do you know this guy?
Jason: *sends a screenshot of Roy's social media*
Dick: Yeah, I fought on a team with him two years ago.
Jason: As you can see, he just requested to follow me.
Dick: Have you ever met him?
Jason: No.
Dick: Then don't let him follow you.
Jason: But that's mean.
Dick: You don't know him.
Jason: But you do.
Dick: We aren't the same person!
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headcanonthings · 3 months
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Jason: would you take a bullet for me? Roy: ....yes? Tim: *angrily bursts through the window with a nerf gun in his hand.* Jason, already running away: thanks!!
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