Ok so, I had this idea for a story and I don’t know if it’s been done before. I usually do my story ideas in vibes so... Anyway, it’s one of those stereotypical hockey love stories BUT the hockey player is a girl and the figure skater is a guy! Black love story ofc, but I feel like the vibes would be AMAZING especially because hockey is such a white dominated sport I just want to see some representation!!! Anyway good mf vibez onlaayyyy~~~~
i've seen figure skater sanji and hockey player zoro before. idk if its been explored but i'd love to put it out there:
hockey player sanji (specifically goalie bc he desperately wants to avoid being checked) and then pairs skater zoro.
pairs skater zoro's long time partner has been nami. though many people ship them together a Lot, they just know each other super well. Well enough to try dating and both of them realized they don't swing that way. in fact, it makes them a really good team. they fought long and hard to claim top spots in competitions because they portray a chemistry that's separate from the rest. plus zoro can carry nami like she weighs fucking nothing. so their lifts are so much more dynamic. they even have a whole next to impossible combination that they're trying to get the ISU to name after them officially.
sanji plays for the East Blue Straw Hats in the Grand Line Hockey League – a formidable rookie group that took down lots of big names in the preseason. they want to make it all the way to the postseason playoff finals but always seem to fall short. but theyre so determined. they reignited a lot of old sparks that were no longer there for old fans and brought in new and curious fans. sanji is the starter goalie and a damn good one at that. it makes sense bc goalies are often doing splits on the ice just to make a save. he's perfected the technique that utilizes just his legs to make saves that make the crowd go fuckin insane.
we have the usual "i booked the rink to practice before you did" trope but a little more spice. in actuality, sanji loves watching pairs skating competitions. his favorite pair rn is franky and robin (mostly for robin). and he adamantly does not want to admit to anyone that he watches zoro and nami's routines much more frequently. (and if anyone asks, he always says its bc of nami. its never just bc of nami.) and zoro's besties with luffy so he always watches their matches even if he barely understands the rules. and he definitely does not stare at a certain blond starter goalie most of the match thats fucking ridiculous
one day zoro and sanji are invited to do one of those comparison videos between hockey players and figure skaters. both get to laugh at the other even Attempting to do their sport. zoro frankly looks ridiculous in all of sanji's usual goalie get-up. and sanji couldn't land an euler to save his life. the video producer suggests they try a simple pairs skating routine. sanji is like "oh i couldn't do that–hEY WHAT THE FUCK MOSSHEAD PUT ME DOWN" because zoro lifted sanji and had him sat on his shoulder like it was normal.
zoro smirks, "you might be lighter than nami, actually. wanna be my new partner?"
sanji knees him in the stomach before skating away while blushing so hard he could melt the ice beneath him.
the best part of adventure time's lore building is that like 70% of the time the crew is making shit up as they go along so that means small insignificant details or jokes in the earlier seasons can come back in devasting and world altering ways
yes this IS about the ice king singing marceline's fries song as a gag and that somehow snowballing into the fionna and cake series
Goose survived that accident. In 2022, Aviators are playing a game of taboo. Ice, Slider and Hangman are on the same team. Mav, Goose and Roo are on the other team. Forbidden Words: Movie, Halloween, Slappy, Dummy, Puppet.
Iceman (after choosing the word Goosebumps): Yes, what is Mav's favorite animal?
Slider: Goose.
Iceman: Okay, what happened to Goose exactly 36 years ago?
Slider: He had an accident.
Iceman: Change it.
Slider: It was a narrow escape.
Iceman: Think differently!
Slider: He survived?
Iceman: Ugh, okay, what happens in my pants every time I see Mav?
Slider: A bump? Goose bumped, Goose bumps! Goosebumps, hell yes!
Iceman: Yes, you did it!
Iceman: *gives a high-five to Slider*
Rooster: *with his dropped jaw, keeps his eyes bouncing from Maverick to his father, to Maverick from his father, like a ping-pong ball*
Hangman: Just what kind of a family did I fall into?!
why, hello guys! it's good to see you two getting along so well :)! but er... Simon, you've still got your crown? you're looking surprisingly..... sane.... and not blue..... how did you manage that?
"In all my years of living, it isn't very often that I get pissed off."(emrys gets pissed off at the toaster who is he kidding)
Hel folded her arms over her chest, thoroughly amused by both his statement and his apparent frustration. "Is that so, baby brother? What's got your feathers ruffled this time?"