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morganas-simp · 3 days
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I love how everyone said, “See the UN will say it’s a genocide!” And then when they said there isn’t enough evidence than it doesn’t matter and is all propaganda.
Ok babe, this totally makes sense.
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7kylian · 2 days
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spidercookie18 · 6 months
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Absolutely losing it to the title loading in wrong while I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys hgskhfnvncnzsv
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink, Michael" 💅🏼
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willowser · 8 months
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i will never stop writing bakugou as a shy, blushy loserboy, but. the idea of you being more inexperienced than him ??
you're carefully bandaging him up at the agency clinic, after he'd taken a nasty hit that left his shoulder scuffed up, and he's been in here with you more times than he can count, much too late at night, and maybe that's how you get into this conversation in the first place; weird stuff always gets said at this hour.
"no, i'm telling you," despite the vulnerability of what you're saying — despite the awful look that must be on his face — you're laughing. "never dated anyone, never been taken on a date, nothing."
and — he really must look truly terrible, with his mouth open and his lip curled over his teeth and his brows furrowed, because he can't hardly believe a fucking word you're saying. it pisses him off and he doesn't know why, just seems. a waste, for no one to have appreciated someone like you.
someone that he maybe thinks about too much, that is too nice and not funny to anyone but themselves but still laughs and hardworking and. so pretty that it annoys him.
his question comes out rough, harsh. "why the hell not?"
"i don't know," you shrug, eyes cutting to his before focusing back on patching him up. "i'm — probably too shy and weird, or something. and online dating is hard, y'know! some guys are really into the purity thing, like too into it, and some guys find out and won't touch me with a ten-foot pole, so," and then you shrug. like that's all there is to it.
and katsuki is just astounded to know this. not that he's ever done all that much himself, but all his bases have been covered, by now in his life, and he just really can't imagine anyone knowing you and not wanting to—
he realizes the irony of thinking this, like a punch to the gut. after knowing you for almost two years now and never so much as complimenting your stupid hair and the stupid way you wear it.
"well," katsuki grumbles, averting his eyes to the walls of the clinic, trying to seem more interested in your creepy, anatomy posters. "maybe he's comin'...or whatever."
"who's coming?"
"your guy, i don't know!" it's unfortunate that his shirt is off for this, because there's no way you aren't getting a perfect view of the flush that spreading down to his chest. "your dude, maybe he's...figuring it out."
"hmm, maybe. that's what my gran says, but who knows?" you shrug, oblivious — and suddenly your singleness makes a smidge more sense. "i've resigned myself to a touchless, loveless life for—"
"he's comin'!" katsuki barks and you startle at the outburst, eyes casting over his warm cheeks and then down his chest and back. finally, it fucking clicks for you, like he hasn't been finding excuse after excuse to see you every damn night for ages. "he's...checkin' his work schedule and then he's...gonna figure it out, alright?"
you brighten considerably, lip going between your teeth. "oh, yeah, yeah," and your smile is unstoppable, not hidden in the slightest as you turn to the steri-tray at your side, shyness bleeding into his own. "alright."
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mysicklove · 3 months
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this is how older brother sukuna talks to you (he hasn’t spoken to a woman that isn’t you in years):
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gunsatthaphan · 5 months
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"I got carried away."
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pinkkittycoffin · 8 months
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?????
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erlingshaalands · 22 days
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I SCREAMED
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14dayswithyou · 5 months
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What would Ren/Redacted say if Angel suddenly took two slices of bread and put them on the sides of his face and asked him "what are you?"?
I'm curious and I can't stop thinking about what he will say, sorry for the inconvenience thanks you for everything!!.💗
Ren "Y-Your—" His cheeks flush scarlet red as you frame either side of his face with a slice bread. "...I'm your idiot sandwich."
[REDACTED] "A whole snack." He challenges your gremlin energy by shooting you a smug look and leaning closer. "Y'hungry?"
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figurecollection · 1 year
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assiraphales · 7 days
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saw ur posts on Zoro's tummy aches whenever Luffy praises somebody else's strength...
& then bam when Zoro isn't there Luffy says an enemy is not as stronk as Zoro: https://www.tumblr.com/oh-warizoro/745658615394926592/hes-so-biased?source=share
zoro: I cant believe luffy would call another man strong 😔
luffy in reality: *is actively comparing everyone to him*
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mikaikaika · 7 months
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Cellbit : What you can do is ask Foolish to build you something and then take all the credit ?
Tubbo : Oh that's a cool idea but I feel like I have already done that before
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bl00dalchemist · 19 days
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i present you all with dottore being an animal about chussy
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lqvesoph · 8 days
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THE BRACELET LMAOOO
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transboysokka · 3 months
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leo-kinnie · 1 year
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NLTL!Leo ruining group therapy is happening [wip]
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