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gyusense · 8 months
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for anyone still following/wondering where this fic is going/if its going to be updated. the answer is yes. i will be moving it and finishing it over @neoneun-au
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autisticaradiamegido · 11 months
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day 157
femme fatale mode >:3c
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I was thinking and wondering about how 141 and könig would react if their s/o started breaking down whenever they dropped a plate or fucked up in some way like leaving something on the stove and their s/o completely breaks down. Apologizing and crying and saying “pls don’t be mad at me” stuff like that.
Or reader accidentally says “ok” I’m a kinda of snippy voice and they genuinely didn’t hear reader, and say “what?” And reader responds with “yes sir” or some shit like that as a trauma response? Srry if this is confusing lol
If this makes you uncomfortable pls ignore
Hey there! I can do this, no problem.
141 + König Reacting To Reader Having A Breakdown From Past Trauma
Warnings: mentions of past trauma, abuse, crying, feelings of unworthiness, swearing - ENDS IN FLUFF!!!
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Simon Ghost Riley-
Nothing was going your way today. You spilled coffee on yourself first thing this morning, stepped in a muddy puddle with your brand new shoes, and your boss was in a horrible mood, and you were his target.
You made it home later that night, and it took everything in you not to break down. Simon would be home soon, and you knew he'd be hungry, so you mustered what energy you could to head to the kitchen and start cooking.
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"Hey babe, I'm home." You heard Simon's voice call from the front door.
"Hey, dinner is ready." You turned a bit too quickly to greet your husband, and the plate of food in your hands slid from your grasp, smashing to the floor.
You both stood there for a moment, staring at the mess on the floor, before you let out a choked sob.
Simon quickly threw his gear to the floor and carefully made his way around the broken shards to you. "Baby, what's wrong? It's okay. We can clean it."
"Please don't be mad at me, Simon." You sobbed into his chest. "I didn't mean to it, it slipped."
Simon's eyes widened as he looked down at you, grasping your cheeks in his hands softly. "Sweetheart, why would I be mad at you? It was an accident."
"Because I broke the plate! And you were probably hungry, and now dinner is ruined, and I'm a terrible spouse." Your brain was going a mile a minute as the word vomit continued to pour out. "I'm so sorry, Simon. I'll be better."
Simon pulled you back into his chest as he tore through the thoughts in his head. Why were you so upset? It was just a plate. You two could order takeout? What kind of person would be mad over....oh. A lightbulb went off in Simon's head as he looked down at you.
"Y/N, sweetheart, look at me."
You slowly peeled your head from his chest as you looked up at him, your eyes puffy and red from crying.
Simon rubbed his thumbs along your cheeks gently before he spoke. "I'm not him. And you are a wonderful spouse. I couldn't have asked for anyone better to be by my side every day. I don't give a damn if you dropped a plate. We are all human, kid."
You let out another sob, your bottom lip quivering as you took in his words. It was known, Simon was a man of few words, but he always, always knew what to say to help you in the moment.
"I love you, Y/N, always. I'm always going to be here for you, and I promise you, I'm never going to get mad about trivial shit like this. You're okay."
Simon stayed holding you for some time, rubbing soothing circles in your back as you started to calm down. "Why don't we order some takeout, yeah? My treat."
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Johnny Soap MacTavish-
You and Johnny had just finished up dinner, and he was currently finishing up the dishes as you got the show you two were binging ready on the TV.
"Do you want any popcorn or anything babe?" He asked as he placed the last dish in the cupboard.
"Nah, only you and a buttload of cuddles." You said, turning to him with a warm smile.
Johnny leaned back, admiring you, as his hands rested on the stove behind him.
"FUCK!" He cried out, as there was a searing pain emitting from his hand. "Is the stove still on?"
You jumped up from your spot on the couch, alarmed at Johnny's cry of pain, and you went white as you realized you'd forgotten to turn the stove off after cooking dinner.
"Oh my God, Johnny. I'm so sorry." You mumbled, your heart beginning to race as you made your way over to your boyfriend slowly.
"Shite, that fucking hurts." Johnny waived his hand in the air, trying to shake away some of the pain, not realizing his quick movements had you hunched down in the corner, your arms over your head defensively.
"Y/N?" He asked, the pain in his hand long forgotten. "Baby, did you..did you think I was going to hit you?"
"I...I... I'm sorry, Johnny. I didn't mean to, I forgot I thought I turned it off." You cried out, tears now falling down your cheeks, your hands shaking violently.
"Did that..did that fucker hurt you?" Johnny began to put the pieces together in his brain. Before him, you were in a relationship with a man who liked to hurt you whenever you made a mistake.
You gave a small nod, your bottom lip trembling as you tried to prevent a small sob from escaping. Johnny slowly moved to sit on the floor next to to, and grabbed your hands gently.
"Y/N, I will never, and I mean never lay a finger on you like that. Any man who does has no right to be called a man. I am so sorry you went through that." Johnny rubbed soothing circles into your wrists as his eyes stared lovingly into yours. "Don't worry about the stove being left on. It happens. I do shit like that all the time. Plus, I've gotten way worse burns than this, this is child's play."
You let out a soft chuckle as you exhaled deeply. "I love you, Johnny. Thank you. Let me at least grab the burn cream for you."
"I love you too, babe." He have you a warm smile as you walked over to the medicine cabinet and watched as you fumbled with the contents.
Johnny made a silent promise to himself that day, that if he ever saw your ex, he'd teach him a lesson of his own.
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John Price-
"Hey, have you seen my white dress shirt? It's not in my closet." John asked, as he rummaged through your shared room. He had a gala tonight he was supposed to attend, and he couldn't find his favorite white shirt.
"Oh! I washed it, I knew you wanted to wear it, let me go grab it from the dryer." You called back, making your way to your laundry room.
You rummaged through the dryer, trying to find his shirt, and your heart dropped when you saw it. You pulled it out, revealing a giant ink stain on the front, and looked over to find a pen that had gone through the dryer along with it.
Your hand flew to your mouth as you let out a muffled sob. "No, no, no."
"Were you able to find it? I appriciate you washing-" John's voice was cut short as he took in the scene in front of him. "Is that my shirt?"
"John...I... I didn't know that it was..there was a pen." You started rambling, your voice trembling with each word.
John took a deep breath, trying to calm himself as he took in your state. "It's alright, love."
"No! No you're mad, I fucked up and now you're mad. I'm so sorry. I didn't know there was a pen, and..and.. please don't hate me." You sobbed, falling to your knees, your hands flying to your face.
John felt his heart shatter as he watched you crumble to the floor. He was very aware of the past you had with your family, a family that allowed for very few mistakes, and one that would punish you for any said mistakes.
"Y/N. Baby. It's okay." John crouched down beside you, pulling you into his lap. "I've got you, it's alright."
You choked out a sob as you threw your face into his chest, staining his shirt with your tears. "No, no, it's not. This was your favorite shirt and I fucked it up."
"Love, I was the one who left that pen in my pants. It's my fault, not yours. I promise you, honey, I'm not mad." He rubbed at your arms soothingly as he pressed kisses to your forehead.
You let out a breath you didn't know you were holding as you continued to clutch onto your husband's arms. "I should've looked, still. I'll buy you a new one."
"Aye, screw the shirt. I'm kind of glad it's ruined. I didn't want to go to that silly dress up party anyway. I'd much rather stay here with you."
"Really?" You asked, wiping away your tears.
"Really. I don't need some to be at some party with stuffy stuck-up pricks when I can be here with my pretty little partner. I'm gonna go order us some takeout. What do you say we get our pjs on and watch a movie, yeah?"
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Kyle Gaz Garrick-
"Hey, babe. Can you keep me alive in this game for like 5 minutes? I have to go run to the bathroom, I can't pause it." Kyle called out.
"Oh, yeah, sure. I'm not very good at those kinds of games but I can try." You gave him a sheepish smile as you walked over to him.
"It should be super easy. Just walk anywhere, but where the guys with red bars over their heads are. Those are the enemies." Kyle said, before placing a kiss on your head. "I'll be super quick, I promise."
You swallowed thickly as Kyle walked away, your hands shaking slightly as you held onto the controller.
You managed to do pretty well at first, avoiding all of the enemies that were wandering around you. Luck, however, was not on your side for long.
An enemy came out of nowhere as you were pacing back and forth in one of the corners of the map and managed to kill you with one hit.
"Thanks for watching it, babe. I hate how I can't save my progress in -" Kyle stopped mid sentence as he saw the "YOU DIED" message flicker across the TV screen.
"Kyle, I'm so sorry. He...he came out of nowhere, and I.. it was one hit, and there wasn't anything I could do." You started to hyperventilate, your breathing increasing rapidly as tears brimmed in the corner of your eyes. "I was doing well, and I didn't see him I.. I'm so sorry."
"Hey, hey, it's okay!" Kyle was quick to come over to you, taking the controller from your hands. "I'm not mad, baby."
"But you losy your progress and I fucked up, and now you hate me." Your thoughts were racing through your head faster than you could process, and you threw your face into your hands as you let out a sob.
"Y/N. Baby. I promise you, I couldn't ever hate you. It's a stupid video game. It's okay. You're safe. You're with me, not him." Kyle gently pulled you into his lap as he began to press kisses to your hair. "It's okay, sweetheart. Besides, it gives me a chance to go back and loot better shit anyway."
You looked up to him through your bleary eyes, and gave a wobbly smile. "I don't deserve you, Kyle Garrick."
"Bugger off with that, love. If anyone doesn't deserve anyone, it's me who doesn't deserve you."
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König-
You and König were cleaning up in the weapons/gear locker at the end of a brutal mission. The two of you moved in slow motion around the room, removing your gear and laying down your weapons to be cleaned.
"Maus, can you help me get this vest off? I can't seem to get the buckle." Königs voice shook you from your thoughts, and you turned to help your lover.
The strap of the vest seemed to be stuck, so you gave it a little tug. You evidently had put too much pressure, and it caused you to tear a hole in the fabric, leaving the strap useless.
Your mouth flew open, and you quickly ran over to grab one of the sewing kits on the table. You returned to him, and immediately started to thread at the fabric.
"Hey, hey, it's fine. It's just a tear. We can look at it later." König said, trying to grab at your frenzied hands.
"NO! No, I have to fix it!" You shoved him away as you continued to stitch at the torn fabric of his vest. "I have to fix it."
König watched helplessly as tears began to stream down your face, unable to do anything to console you.
He knew of your past boyfriend and how weak he made you feel. Any mistake you made would end with you being on the end of either physical, or mental abuse, and it made Königs blood boil thinking that anyone could harm someone like you.
"Maus." His voice was firm, catching your attention immediately. "Stop, please."
Your bottom lip wobbled, a whimper barely escaping your lips as you looked up at him. "But I ruined it."
"I don't care about the vest, schatz, it's military issued I can get another." He said gently, as he pulled your hands away from the vest. "I just need you to be okay."
"I'm..okay. Please don't me mad at me." You cried softly, looking back to the vest.
"I couldn't ever be mad at you for something like this. I'm not, and will not ever be like him, okay? You're alright, I promise you." His hands dropped yours and landed on the back of your neck, as he turned your head back to him.
"Tell me you're okay." He said, pressing a kiss to your cheek.
"I'm okay." You repeated, your eyes fluttering shut.
"Tell me you're safe." Another kiss was pressed to your cheek.
"I'm safe."
"Tell me you're loved." A kiss was placed to your forehead.
"I am loved." You repeated once more as a final kiss was placed to your lips. König had started this "mantra" of sorts one of the very first panic attacks you had with him, and it had become a comfort for you ever since. He was always the best at calming you down.
"You are so beautiful, Maus. I love you so much. Let's get the rest of this gear off and go to sleep, alright? I've got you."
And he did, he always had you. He'd never, in his life, ever let you feel like you were anything less than wonderful.
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A/N: thanks for reading!
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koolades-world · 1 year
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Random Obey Me! Headcannons
Lucifer really likes human world blue cheese but refuses to admit it because he knows he will be made fun of for it by his brothers
Mammon has his first dollar he made in the Devildom framed and when Mc found it while looking for condoms he was really embarrassed
Idk it’s so funny to me to think of Mc and Mammon about to have sexy time and they need to go look for a condom. Mammon swears he has some so Mc goes digging though a drawer and finds a framed dollar bill while butt naked
“Mammon what is this-”
“SHIT UNSEE THAT HUMAN”
Levi has neck and back pains from all the gaming he does and really loves massages but is too scared to ask
Satan once stole a pair of Lucifer’s underwear and hung it from the RAD flagpole
Asmo made it a point to introduce Mc into his nightly routine as his face mask buddy, even to the point of doing it over call if they’re separated
This also sounds funny as shit imagine someone like Levi walking in on that
“So anyways, I stomped their skull in and got blood on my new boots. My hands also hurt from wringing the neck of that-”
“Asmo, Lucifer wants to know- HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU”
“A face mask, Levi. You could use one”
Beel loves kids and likes it when they use him as a jungle gym
Belphie always kicks people in his sleep without fail. Mammon swears he does it on purpose but knows he doesn't
Simeon does the best hair braids and is regarded the best in the Celestial Realm
Luke hates girl scout cookies since he thinks homemade cookies are so much better
Solomon can be seen leaving Asmo's room at any point during the day but nobody ever sees him going in. Imagine hanging out with Asmo and Solomon just fucking appears and then disappears just as fast
Diavolo's favorite color is pink
Barbatos has a succulent garden and Mc will bring him a new one every time they come back from the human world
Thirteen definitely loves Mexican food and spice in general
Raphael is convinced soft blankets are the best thing to ever exist
Mephisto once accidently knocked over one of Luke's cakes and felt so bad that he sent Purgatory Hall a buttload of money and wrote an article in the RAD newspaper about how great the angels were at baking
Mammon and Lucifer openly hate white chocolate (because it's not chocolate). Satan does too but pretends to like it because Lucifer likes it
Whenever Satan needs a parter to go to the events he gets invited to, Mc and Asmo are his first choices. He's closest with Asmo (Belphie is a second close) and doesn't mind the fanfare
Asmo and Beel often travel around the Devildom together. Asmo can't eat everything he orders since he just wants pictres so Beel is the ideal companion. Beel is also the perfect body guard
Solomon's current favorite liquor is Fireball and always has some on hand, but Luke always hides it because he thinks drinking is a bad habit
Barbatos definitely listens to heavy metal but everyone thinks he listens to classical music
If my grandmothers met the brothers, Beel would be their fav because he would clean his plate but if it was everyone, Simeon would take it home because he’s so charming even though he’s barely clothed
Everyone is so downbad for Mc I think it might scare off other people how much they hover. Like, a lower demon bothering you? Literally anything could happen to them, like they could be thrown in an endless loop of suffering, they could be made dirt poor for eternity, or they could be torn limb from limb <3 gotta love it
Asmo and Belphie make a deadly duo when to comes to trapping people/demons/angels. They both have the power to lure you in, and would probably take turn luring in victims for an evening as some sort of strange brother bonding. They both remind me of angler fish in a way. Asmo lures them with the pretense of sex and Belphie with relaxation, two things people can’t get enough of and they can stay calm enough to pull it off
Solomon has definitely made the brothers swap bodies or something crazy like that, on accident or not, you decide
Whenever Mc is feeling down, Diavolo offers his man titties as a nice pillow to relax on because he read somewhere once humans liked that
Beel is like a bull in a china shop so do not take him anyway where you need to be delicate. Belphie knows this, and will put him to sleep and carry him when they need to go somewhere like an antique shop by promising him a snack afterwards
Beel thinks Satan, Belphie, and Mc make the best weights out of everyone. Satan will just read, Belphie will just sleep, and Mc is like his personal cheerleader. However, he can and will lift all his brothers and Mc and the same time if he wants to, it’s just difficult to get them all in the same place at the same time
Thirteen, Belphie, and Satan got in a prank war once and it had to end in a draw since one party could not best the other. In the end, they made a final, collaborative prank and pulled it on Solomon
Mc once fell down the stairs in the human realm, ended up in the hospital, and sent the entire cast into panic so much that they took turns watching over them
Mephisto and Mc once had a night out drinking together and (somehow) returned to the HoL but were totally smashed. Lucifer forbid them from doing it again, but they still sneak out together and just crash at Mephiso’s place instead
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wannaeatramyeon · 10 months
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Hi~ can I request "committed relationship with lookism boys" headcannons (such as samuel, jake, gun, eli)? Sorry if it's too much and thank you in advance! 💙
Hi anon, thanks for the ask and sorry for the delay! Of course you can but how dare you leave off our Goofy and also Viiiin. I've got quite a few hc floating around (latest one here for almost everyone). Let's do committed committed though.
Do I have to mention that I hc most of the Lookism guys as romantics in their own way?
Lookism Boys in committed relationships (longer term etc.)
The usual - Sammy, Jake, Gun, Eli, Goo, Vin
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Samuel Seo
Being in a committed relationship, or really a relationship at all isn't something he has thought much about but with the right person it can work.
He wants the whole thing - engagement, marriage, kids.
Proposal would be something more traditional and romantic than you would expect.
Likely booking out the fanciest restaurant, enjoying a candlelit dinner followed shortly with Sammy down on one knee with a diamond ring the size of your fist.
Honestly, everything would be a little bit of a spectacle. Used as much to express his love to you as well as his power and status so it's not going to be quiet or chill.
Wants someone that will stay by his side and wants all the formalities to go with it.
The piece of paper saying you're legally married, in sickness and in health, for better or worse would mean a lot to him, though he would never express it.
As always with this guy, fingers crossed he's had a buttload of therapy especially before any kids come along.
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Jake Kim
Hmm, let's leave anything longer term until after he retires from Big Deal.
Obviously a romantic, though he does not want a repeat of his dad, where he leaves you at home and he's off gallivanting doing gangster shit.
It goes without saying but to clarify: Jake is a one woman man. If he's in a relationship with you, nothing will ever make him turn his head.
Like Sammy, wants to experience everything with you by his side. The marriage, the kids, the growing old together.
As the head of Big Deal though, he knows that he would not be able to give you the attention you deserve.
Doesn't ask you to wait for him, he could never get in the way of your happiness though he desperately wishes that you would.
And of course you do, it's Jake!
Meeting his mother, that force of a woman, wife of Gapryong Kim, might be the most intimidating experience of your life. You leave in awe and a little in love with her yourself.
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Gun Park
Actually did think marriage would be on the cards, although one of convenience rather than love.
(It would come as a very pleasant and welcome surprise that his life turns out that way.)
If it was an arranged/convenient marriage then you'll barely see him tbh. And he would expect an open marriage.
If Gun loves you, then this guy is traditional as hell in a committed relationship, and a romantic too.
Will get you a gifts sent to your work, bouquet of roses, or just buy you something because it reminds him of you. Remembers anniversaries and make sure there is something special prepared.
That antique necklace you said you liked in passing? It's on your pillow the next day. That place you said you wanted to see? You're going that weekend.
Yes to engagement, yes to marriage, yes to kids.
The proposal would be something very specific and sentimental to you both. The wedding, less so. He has a lot of customs he would need to follow being head of the Yamazaki Clan and Gun being who he is.
With kids, doesn't matter what gender, Gun would mould them to be his masterpiece.
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Eli Jang
Quite honestly didn't expect a long term or committed relationship to be on the cards. (He should really be focusing on Yenna instead of gallivanting around playing loan shark with 5A - ahem).
Most responsible parents would take a while before introducing you to their kid, but with Eli - has the vibe that oh shit something has come up with 5A and will dump Yenna on you.
What can I say, it's been obvious that this guy's logic and critical thinking isn't his strong point.
Doesn't really care for all the formalities of long term relationships, the expectation of marriage but isn't opposed to it. Besides, it would be good to have the extra bit of added stability for Yenna.
Would have a small intimate wedding with just the nearest and dearest.
Likely to also get a couples tattoo too (have you seen the H on his FOREHEAD? That guy is BOLD.)
Can't imagine him actually wanting more kids, the first time round was traumatic enough.
However, if you really want more then he will consider it. Especially because it would be pretty cute for Yenna to be the older sis.
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Goo Kim
Hard to get this guy to commit to you in the first place. He generally only has one thought: mind on his money and money on his mind.
Will be hard for this guy to admit his feelings for you, and whether he truly misses you or if it's just his clingy nature.
Once in a relationship, expect to be spoiled. What's the point of making all this if you can't enjoy it? And even though the gifts might not be to your taste (and in all honesty, pretty ostentatious), it's the thought that counts.
With long term plans, Goo is pretty easy-going and happy to go with the flow.
If you want to get married, just say the word. A little backyard wedding or hiring the most expensive wedding in Seoul - go for it.
Want a lil sparkle on your ring finger or none at all, also fine too.
Hint: best wedding present for him? Get him some swords.
Fence-sitter with kids, but if you want them then he can be swayed. Let's just enjoy more of our youth and our freedom first.
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Vin Jin
Ahhh he's a secret cheeseball. Although maybe it's not so secret. He is SOFT for you, in his own standoffish way. Thinks he's cool about it but it's obvious to everyone.
Doesn't think too much long term and doesn't feel the need to get married. He's committed to you, he shows you, he tells you and feels that that's enough.
More likely for you guys to get hitched with a quickie wedding where you may or may not be drunk.
And then the morning after and nursing a hangover, Vin thinks huh. This is sorta nice.
You guys don't really do the engagement ring or wedding ring thing. There'll be something just as sentimental like a couples necklace.
Besides, who wouldn't be able to tell you're together with your constant couple outfits.
Kids? Ehh. Vin likes the idea of them but not the responsibility. If it'll happen, it'll happen.
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joesheistyy · 1 year
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Singing in the shower
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Your favorite way to get rid of a bad day was to blast some of your favorite musical tunes while taking a shower
Your day had been super long. Consisting of 8am classes up until a 5pm night class. Those days were the most exhausting and Joe knew that. Not only did your day feel like years, it was also super frustrating because one of your professors would teach one thing and then say people were wrong when repeating exactly what she had said. (a/n: I have a professor like this rn and its infuriating)
Coming home from class, you still had a buttload of homework to do. The 2 hour gap you had at lunch time wasn't enough time to get stuff done like it usually was. When unloading your stuff at your desk at home, you made sure to plug in your computer so it would have battery for your work later. Sometimes, when you had stressful days, you'd do homework downstairs while Joe would clean or play games, his presence calming you.
"Hi princess, how was class?" he asked when he saw you come down the stairs. He was taking a shit when you originally got home.
"It was alright, it was just super stressful and my professor pissed me off," you sighed, pouring yourself a glass of wine.
"I'm sorry baby, I remember those days and how frustrating they are," he said, pulling you into a hug. You let out a sigh, letting some stress from the day begin to fade. Joe had cooked dinner for you since he knew how hungry you were when coming home from your long class days. He made your favorite comfort meal, butter noodles and roasted asparagus.
"Thanks for cooking, Joey. It's delicious," you said with a mouth full of food, unlocking your iPad to look at your planner. Joe glanced at the amount of assignments that you had yet to do, giving you a kiss and walking away so you could get started.
After finishing your meal, you set your plate in the sink and headed toward the living room where Joe was playing games. He looked over at you and smiled as you sat down with your computer, iPad, and glass of wine. You opened your devices and got to work.
After about an hour, Joe had finished up his game and came over to check on you, digging his thumbs into your shoulders to help you destress a little bit.
"Mmmm baby that's so good. I never realize how tense I am until you do this," you sighed into his touch.
"How about a hot shower baby? You can sing your little heart out, I know how much that helps you destress," he suggested as you closed your computer. You had gotten plenty done, and the only assignments you had left were due at the end of the week.
"Actually, that sounds amazing," you said, stacking up your things, making sure your Apple Pencil was attached to your iPad. You always seemed to misplace that damn thing.
Joe headed up toward your shared master bathroom, getting the water started for you. You followed him up there, picking out some comfy clothes, opting for a pair of his boxers and one of his large t-shirts. You grabbed the JBL speaker out of your nightstand and turned it on. Pulling up your favorite playlist called theater songs to sing at the top of your lungs.
After the shower had been heated up, Joe headed downstairs to work on cleaning up the kitchen. You got undressed and cranked up the volume, the song Burn from Hamilton turning on. As you began to lather your shampoo, you sang along and scrubbed your scalp. Closing your eyes and enjoying the sensation of the suds cleansing you.
You continued to sing, not hearing Joe come into the bathroom. The steamy doors to the shower were foggy, so you could not see that he had taken his shirt off in hopes of climbing in with you.
“Is it alright if I join you?” He asked, peeking in through the shower door.
“Of course Joey, you just have to agree to sing with me,” you giggled.
Joe undressed and joined you, placing his arms around your waist and pulling you out from under the warm stream of water. His body glistened under the droplets, holding you tight.
Joe knew your musical playlist and sometimes he really enjoyed singing with you. It was a great mental detox for the both of you. The song Five Forever from Little Women came on and you grabbed your shampoo bottle and pretended to use it as a microphone. Joe followed, but used your conditioner. While he's not the most talented singer, he doesn't care what he sounds like around you. You two harmonize, taking different character's parts and singing along.
After Five Forever, the song She Used to be Mine from Waitress played. At this point, you had completed your whole shower routine and were just in there to sing and let it out. Singing was definitely better than screaming.
This was one of those songs where you didn’t care how you sounded, you always had to belt it.
After setting down the shampoo and conditioner bottles, Joe pulled you into a hug, wrapping his hands around the small of your waist.
She used to be miiiiiiine
You sang while Joe hummed along with you. When the song came to an end, you rested your head on his bare chest. He held you close in a way that made every stressful feeling from your day wash away and flow down the drain.
“Let’s dry off and get some ice cream, shall we?” He asked, turning off the water and going to open the shower door. He grabbed your towel out of the towel warmer, making sure to wrap you up first. He squeezed you tight in the towel, almost like you were his child.
Joe grabbed his towel and wrapped it around his waist, water droplets still glistening on his skin. You walked over to the sink, still wrapped up in your towel. You started your in depth skincare routine because it was definitely one of those nights. Joe enjoyed your company while you continued to hum along to your playlist as Still Hurting from The Last Five Years played.
After completing your skincare, you tossed on Joe’s boxers and t-shirt, finding your slippers near the door and heading downstairs with Joe to get ice cream.
He grabbed your individual pint out of the freezer and handed you a spoon. You poured yourself a glass of Barefoot Moscato. Joe always messed with you about liking cheap wine considering what he could afford.
You two cuddled up on the couch and turned on BroadwayHD to watch Falsettos, your favorite comfort musical. The one that always made the both of you cry.
Joe really was the best, good singer or not. He knew what you needed and when you needed it. And tonight was the perfect example of Joe at his sweetest.
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crimebell · 11 days
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MAGp - 011
Celia is... a sleepwalker? Periodically possessed? Who's to say!
Alice feels followed- perhaps by our good friend [ERROR]! Please be a friend and not like, Jane Prentiss. Or actually I changed my mind that would also be rad. Please don't be by Mr. Bonzo that would suck
Ayyy tattoo appearance! Remember that episode of TMA where you get on a ship, get paid a buttload of money to do nothing except hope you aren't a poor sod left floating alone at sea to die?
The tattooist themselves is back! God you're so off putting when are you free next? Also Oscar Jarrett is another evil tattooist- so many names, so little memory space
Whoever Sutherland Macdonald is, cheers! You get a mention and also I would've immediately forgotten you had I not written it down
"He's with the sea, now. The deep will care for his bones."
It is absolutely hysterical to be pissed at being told to be more professional after sending that shit previously
The Influencer Tattooist 'took it'? The body? Just the tattoo?
"Mr. Bonzo is one of our externals." OKAY big here guys confirmation these are the Not Good Guys! The existence of externals implies the existence of internals- we've got Helen distortion locked up somewhere, I just know it, tell me where so I can ask if she's free for dinner soon
"[Mr. Bonzo] is a valued asset." So actually Lena he eats people
Could Needles also be an external? The tattooist? The old movie theatre guy? Am I an external?
I guess if you can't beat 'em, monitor, assess, and feed people to 'em.
"[The Externals] usually like [screaming]." At least Lena is far more forthcoming than rat bastard Elias was, I guess
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pignipplez · 2 months
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I feel like doing a brain rant dump.
so ima do it 🥺💫🌟✨⭐️
(I have a fever and am out of my mind rn so bare with me 😋☺️💕)
Okay so I’m gonna try to explain some of my head cannon lore shit.
Craig, Red, and Stan are all cousins.
Okay so Jimbo, Laura, Red’s mum, and Randy are all siblings. Jimbo is the oldest and he has a different mom to all of them. Laura and Red’s mum are the only two full bio siblings they have a different dad to all of them. Then lil Randy the youngest of them all has Jimbo’s dad and The 2 girls mum as his parents. So Jimbo and Randy are half siblings 🤑 (edit: so are Laura and Red’s mum I’m a dumbass 💀)
Jimbo doesn’t really hang out with Red or Craig’s family because he was already out of the house when Randy was born and his dad got remarried that’s why really only Stan and Shelly see Jimbo.
Nobody knows what day Craig was born on so he got to pick his birthday. So genuinely he could be older or younger than Red or Stan they will never truly know but Craig likes to think he’s to oldest.
Oh yeah Craig was adopted when he looked to be around 2. He’s Peruvian 🥺💕✨
Red is 1 year older than the rest of the 4th graders because she was held back in 3rd grade.
Sharon is Mexican and Brazilian so Stan is a little Half-blood 😝 (please don’t take half-blood in a wrong way I am one too and I find it quite hilarious😢)
Oh yeah so Randy’s Dad (forgot his name) is a buttload older than his mom (oh and Billy finally killed him giddy 🥳) He is ginger ❤️
(This means Stan has the ginger gene in his blood.. spooky)
They have little monthly meet ups and eat food.
Oh and Thomas and Red’s dad were friends in high school (I love giving unnecessary lore 💋)
Okay I’m done I think I might add more lore later 💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫
Bie bye 🐺🖤
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March Fic Recs
I didn't do this in February (shame on me) but I did in January. I'll be more diligent in getting these out for the rest of the year.
I read a BUTTLOAD of fanfic in March but most of it was Pride and Prejudice. I'll start with the Harry Potter ones and then get to the P&P ones. Also, I never know if I should rec fics that were published in the last month, or that I read in the last month. Eh. I'll just go with read in the last month.
Harry Potter fic recs:
Seven Years, Some Odd by quietlemonhush. Tedromeda, oh my goodness I love this so much. Ted is the sweetest man in the whole world in this fic. Warnings for implied SA and abuse.
you couldn't have stuck your tongue down the throat of somebody who loves you more by @akhlysmoon - gorgeous writing (I'm doubly impressed English isn't the author's first language). Tedromeda, not canon compliant, MCD, OUCH. Beautiful writing.
Jealousy by @merlins-sequined-hotpants. We get both Andromeda and Ted being jealous. What's not to love?!
Pride and Prejudice fic recs:
This is a new fandom for me - I've got more to say on that, but I've otherwise been devouring P&P fanfic. Here are some of my favorites:
Most Ardently by @leighmiller. The first 'forced' marriage fic I read of P&P and it's got smut, tension, and awkwardness. Yes, a thousand times yes.
Mutual Pride by Lily_and_Lavender. The first marriage proposal doesn't happen and Colonel Fitzwilliam steps in to save the day. There's courtship and sexiness. Yum yum yum.
Colors by Laure001. HOLY SHIT you have to read this. It's - wow. Just read it. AU where Mr Bennet dies and Lizzy & Darcy are in a forced marriage. So much right, wrong, hurt, and comfort. READ.
The Part of Her Hair by scioscribe. Femslash Mary Bennet/OC. I just loved Mary's characterization, and the relationship with the OFC is delightful.
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girl4music · 3 months
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The tonal shifts of ‘Wynonna Earp’ never fail to whip lash me with it’s back and forth drama and comedy.
Especially in the 4th season where they just drop f-bombs like it’s nobody’s business even in scenes where it’s not even necessary and not expected.
For example: You have this scene in the final episode of the show, ‘Old Souls’, where Waverly and Nicole are Mulder and Scully-ing with investigating Waverly’s haunted wedding dress. Finishing off each other’s sentences, seamlessly bouncing off each other… and you can see exactly why they’re getting married.
Then suddenly Nicole drops an f-bomb out of nowhere. I was like “Well, that didn’t happen in The X Files. That I can recall...” 😂 The scene goes like this:
WAVERLY: “My purgatory historical kills file actually has a buttload of weddings that ended in bloodshed. When your town has forty times the murder rate of a normal borough, you don't always connect the dots.”
NICOLE: “Here's another one. 1968. The bride axed her groom to death on the foot of the chapel right after she'd-“
WAVERLY: “-Just axed her family to death? Then killed herself?”
NICOLE: “Slit her throat.”
WAVERLY: “With the axe?!”
NICOLE: “Wanna see her beautiful wedding dress?”
WAVERLY: “Ooh, wait, don't tell me. Vintage lace, inlaid sapphires in a heart?”
NICOLE: “Bingo.”
WAVERLY: “So, we know the dress is haunted, so it's gotta be the dressmaker, right?”
NICOLE: “There's an old wedding announcement. Check this out.
*sits next to Nicole to look at the laptop*
‘The bride will be wearing a creation from Cursey's Bridal Boutique, designed by Ms. Brigitte Hogback.’”
WAVERLY: “That's definitely the weirdo who sold me the dress. Also!
*runs back to the investigation board*
First wedding massacre, 1922. Ah! A Miss H, left at the altar, killed her guests.”
NICOLE: “Well, that is a terrible way to be dunked on.”
WAVERLY: “Awful enough to want to destroy every future wedding in town?”
NICOLE: “Baby, if you left me at the altar, I would fսck shit up. I might kill Nedley.”
WAVERLY: “Nicole!”
NICOLE: “I'm kidding. I think.”
WAVERLY:
*gets all flirty, walks back to Nicole smiling*
“What else would you do to keep me around?”
For a moment it was like watching the The X Files but I’m fairly certain there were no f-bombs in that show. I mean from what I’ve seen of it I hadn’t heard any. But ‘Wynonna Earp’ just drops f-bombs every other scene.
It just completely took me out. In a very funny way. But yes, Waverly and Nicole were very Mulder and Scully in that little scene. It was adorable to watch how they were just in the same mental space one moment and the next things suddenly got spicy between them. I’m the same. Mental stimulation gets me going. If someone can stimulate me mentally, they suddenly have all the power to stimulate me sexually. Intelligence is sexy. Especially when it’s two females.
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weregreatatcrime · 10 months
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I think the Hamatos all have one general reaction to changeling Karai showing up with baby Miwa and depending on how much explanation they get it ranges from "What the FUCK" to "HOW the FUCK-" But I mean they do all have some differing reactions and Karai’s changed relationships with them definitely is weird
I think Splinter, while definitely in shock, is thankful beyond belief to have his Miwa back and wishes he could claim Karai as his daughter too because this may be some ancient assassin monster but she! Brought! Him! His daughter back! At GREAT risk to herself. But he can obviously see she's like, BEYOND skittish and distrustful of any positive emotions so he approaches it from a perspective he realizes very quickly on works for anything: Miwa Needs Her.
Miwa #1 panics when her changeling isn't near because Karai is the only person she's known outside of goblins for 16 years. She's been a baby for 16 years so all she knows is Karai is Good and Warm and Hers and she throws a fit if Karai isn't in reach. #2 Miwa also didn't recognize Splinter at ALL because of that time apart (and being mutants) and while Karai is quick and easy to assure her, Miwa is still a baby with a buttload of trauma and not very keen on all these strangers.
It hurts Splinter but Miwa's slowly warming up- and you can make Karai do ANYTHING if you use Miwa as an argument. You HAVE to stay here with us, Miwa misses you! You HAVE to let us care for your wounds- Miwa is obviously upset when you're injured! You don't need to be so on guard all the time at home, Miwa picks up on it and gets fussy! It's a very obvious tactic and Karai isn't positive WHY Splinter keeps using it but he clearly loves and adores Miwa so. Whatever. She WILL do anything for Miwa, so at least SHE knows HE knows he can trust SHE isn't dangerous so long as Miwa is happy and healthy. Changeling Logic!
Splinter is just exasperated and sad that Karai is literally incapable of understanding human things like basic kindness and empathy. It's okay he'll get through to her eventually. She IS a very good guardian though, and very very loyal to a tiny baby. It's both adorable and terrifying.
Some of the guys are conflicted but it doesn't take too long for them to come to some similar realizations as Splinter when they see how she reacts around Miwa. Plus, they WERE trying to get her to join the family back when they thought SHE was Miwa. So. It got confusing at the end there but it was still the intended result?
Karai likes the turtles like you like idiot younger relatives who don't know shit. They're so innocent and naive it hurts to see. If they intend to be good brothers to Miwa they gotta learn some shit.
Raph and Donnie are her favorites just because #1 Raph is like interacting with a troll, full of honest emotions and little hesitation in showing them. And #2 Donnie is the first to Really figure out how she thinks because changeling thought processes are pretty much Overthinking As A Culture. He is smart enough to think in the sort of twisty turns that Karai does without getting tripped up, and has an easier time putting aside morals to understand what she's getting at. He still reminds her of those morals but hey he'll learn eventually. Raph just likes getting to rough house with someone who he genuinely can't hurt without serious intent. She's very tough and sturdy and not afraid to teach him how to properly grapple. It's like teaching a baby changeling their first instinctive combat skills, she's having so much fun
Leo is hilariously the one who interacts with her the LEAST because he does Not understand anything about her. She has no real morals and isn't afraid to tell them how many times she could have killed them. He can't figure out why she would say all this terrifying stuff and Karai can't figure out why he's not recognizing this vital information and training she's offering. Like Leo gets that she won't hurt any of them because they take care of Miwa, but he does not understand why or how this is when she's like. Practically threatening to kill them all the time. Silly Leo, that's how changelings show affection!
Mikey and Karai have a weird relationship that consists of him trying to love her as his new big sister and Karai, confused and baffled, running away because she doesn't understand this cheerful idiot. Changelings who act like this are the most terrifying because underneath the cheerful they're the most deadly there are. She knows he's NOT that dangerous but it is Hard To Internalize. He makes good food though. Her changeling half needs a Weird diet and it's like impossible to poison her, so she enjoys his... "cooking". Horrifies everyone else in the process
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kurooandkenmasslut · 2 years
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Sasuke Uchiha & Naruto Uzumaki x female reader Head canons Alphabet NSFW Sasuke Uchiha NSFW: Here
For: Unbetitelt (sorry it took so long)
Edited! I copied the one I did again and fixed the errors n stuff, I noticed it only got five notes altogether ����
Naruto Uzumaki :    
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A = Aftercare (What their like after sex)
You and Naruto are just lying there 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️
But after like a minute, Naruto gets up from the bed to run a warm bath for the two of you to jump in.
But if he has enough energy to, he’d put in your favorite scented candle in the bathroom for the two of you to enjoy. 
B = Body part (Their favorite body part and on their partner’s)
Just like Sasuke, He feels very confident about his body and would be too proud to show it off.
But if he had to choose a body part It would probably be his chest or his dick.
But if someone asked him that he would say everywhere literally everywhere.
He loves you literally everywhere and doesn’t have a favorite since he adores ya.
- But if he had to pick I’d be your breast or your thighs.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)
Man cums a buttload 💀
So much it basically leaks out of you, but that case is solved quickly when Naruto stuffs his cock back into your hole and tries to keep it all his and your cum goes to waste.
 D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)  
Naruto’s dirty secret is only for him to imagine only. 
Dreams and drools of you, coming out of the seawater, in your two-piece bikini (covering barely anything), how the two small orange triangles detail your perky nipples to the warm breeze, how it sticks to your wet skin and shows your body perfectly, how the sun makes your whole body blaze with shininess', How your bikini would be ripped in the next few minutes, with only a few fingers.
- Hopes to god that nobody will know what he’s dreaming about, especially Sakura (she will beat the absolute shit out of Naruto if she finds out about it)
E = Experience (How experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)   
Does not know what he’s doing.
Sure he dreamt about it but never thought he would be actually doing what he desires.
But after he gets older he knows a bit more and will know what to do next.
F = Favorite position (This goes without saying)  
Honestly enjoys every position, (as long as you enjoy it of course)
But if he had to pick a position I’d probably be 69 positions, or when you ride him.
You can’t even blame him for the 69 positions, Just loves the way you taste and would rather you than be the Hokage, and all the while he gets to feel good as well !! 
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)  
Right, hear me out.
HE CAN BE DEAD SERIOUS IN ONE MINUTE, thrusting into you roughly, slamming into you almost, muttering and chanting how you are such a slut for his cock n how you are such a good girl.
AND THE NEXT MINUTE HE’S CRACKING JOKES, laughing at your dumb-founded expression, having a smug look on his face.
H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)  
Very neat
Keeps it clean in there yk?
If he’s not even bothered it can get a bit messy with golden yellow hair, just like the rest of the hair on his body.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)
Very romantic.
On-time when you’ve come home from a long day at work, sometimes you met with rose petals lying all over the floor leading up to your shared bedroom with Naruto, and when you go inside the bedroom you met with a shirtless Naruto, lying on the bed, elbow on the bed hand on his head, a rose in his mouth and romantic music playing in the background.
J = Jack off (Masturbation)
Doesn't really, But he thinks about you when he goes on missions, and some dirty-minded ones can go through his head and make his cock twitch slightly.
- So yeah, he does, but you wouldn’t catch him doing often when he’s not on missions.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)  
Praise
Breeding
Begging
The thought of getting caught?? (I don’t know what to call it)
L = Location (Favorite places to do the deed)
Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere and he’s up for it. Want to keep it private? He’s already dragging you to the bedroom, Semi-public or even public? He’s all ready.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)  
Just like Sasuke, The thought of getting caught gets him pumped up.
When you challenge him. For example:
“Y/N, stop teasing” Naruto whined “Make me” “Oh? What’s this? Is this a challenge?” He smirked “Mmm...Maybe..” You grinned when you noticed he got harder in your hands.
N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, Turn-offs)  
Anything to hurt you. Can’t stand the thought of hurting you. And if he thinks he hurt you in a way makes him feel really guilty, even if you say he didn’t.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, Skill, etc.)  
When he’s receiving, He is an absolute wreck.
Moaning, sweating, panting, scratching, s(c)reaming, and all because of you. 
But he can’t help it sometimes, the pleasure of your tongue striding against his cock, is too much.
And when he’s giving, he’ll have the exact same energy as you did for him. 
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)  
Depends on the mood.
Usually slow and sensual
But if it’s after a stressful mission he goes quite rough without realizing it.
But If you had a stressful mission he would do anything you’d say. 
For example: “Hey Babe can you sit down?” “I’m sat” (IF YOU GET THIS REFERENCE, ILYSM). “Can I tie you to the be—” Man already has his hands and legs ready to be tied. “Can you pass me over that bla—” Suddenly the blanket is over you with Naruto cuddling your side.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)  
Doesn’t like them that much.
Likes it slow and steady sex, so you can properly feel him and not rushed sex.
But if you were in a hurry and he couldn’t get rid of his boner then MAYBE he would.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)
He certainly does.
Wants to hear everyone hear how good he makes you feel, and how you scream his name so loudly.
Honestly even that singular thought gives him a rock-hard boner.
T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or Themselves?) 
Well, only a few ig...
Vibrator, Fluffy handcuffs (he bought that because he thought you’d like it), Plugs and only a few more.
U = Unfair (How much they like to tease) 
The biggest tease you will ever meet.
He’ll refuse to give you what you want at this point.  
He enjoys how you beg for him to give you what you want. 😮‍💨
- V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)   
Very vocal. Your sure the neighborhood knows what Naruto and you are doing at night.
He makes a whole bunch of noises that he didn’t even know he could make.
- W = Wild card (A random fluff head canon for the character)  
After a long week or so you’ve been on a mission to send a specific type of paper to another village to be kept safe, you’ve been the one to send it off.
But oh well, at least you are home !!! 
It was around 6 am and the sun was slowly rising through the fluffy clouds, You opened your door quietly just in case a certain blondie would be alarmed.
You took your shoes off and walked up your stairs gently and opened your room door just to see Naruto, sleeping on his desk with a pile of letters that he was about to send you, and the one he was in the middle of, but soon fell asleep.
Your heart melted and you squealed a lil bit loud and Naruto snapped his eyes open and looked behind him, only to be seen pitch black, since well you were hugging him. super cute. 💖
X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)  
Sometimes you wonder how the actual hell Naruto’s quite big cock enters you
Like its big, not massively big, a bit over average, and above average in girth. 
He hits your sweet spot just when he enters you amazingly.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)  
Naruto has an extremely high sex drive, Meaning if you bring children into this equation, oh it's going to get really messy.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)  
After you go to sleep, he just watches you with a big grin on his face, wondering how he got such a beautiful woman like you.
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lucky-bishop · 7 months
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#and they want me to believe he becomes a fed?#no chance
You know, that reminds me of the one vid that went around this week where this one guy (probably famous, I didn't recognize him 😂) tells the host how he got himself a license from the DMV at age 14 by doing a lot of illegal shit and impersonating another guy with a similar name as him he'd found by researching in the library 😂
THAT is something that Stiles would do!!!
(And boy do I need to write a fic (or add something to a fic) where Stiles just does a buttload more shady (and funny) shit 😂😂 what was that? "I'd never use dark magic in a bad way - unless it's funny"? 😂)
Exactly!!! That's the kind of shit he gets up to!
I would read the hell out of a fic of just Stiles doing like, the most criminal things he can get away with. Adding magic only makes it better hahaha.
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heartsoulspiritelite · 9 months
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Hangman Adam Page x Matt Jackson
BTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (this isn't really a relationship oneshot but it's mostly Hangman and Matt)
Summary-
They had lost the mutli million contract deal. They will never financially recover.
Matt been stressing out over this constantly, the guilt eats at him.
But little does he know that the boys  aren't even mad at him anymore, they're all just joking around
Matt obviously does not know that. Hangman comes to comfort him.
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Never financially recovering guilt
"Look you guys Im sorry alright" He apolagized for the millionth time
"No amount of pathetic sorrys will make up for how much money we lost Matt" Nick said stubbornly
The price changes everyday with them, they never stick with a number. It's not Matt's fault he really thought he knew what he was doing, Its not his fault Chili's and Wendy's decided to ghost him.
Then once again all three of them- Kenny, Nick and Adam flipped him off. They do that atleast 3 times a day.
Matt's acts like he doesn't care, but he does and the guilt eats away at him, he feels terrible. They were supposed to retire from wrestling and get a whole buttload of money, and a contract deal with Chili's or Wendys and now. Well, They will never financially recover from this.
Matt has pulled so many all nighters just because of how stressed out he was. He wanted to fix this. Infront of The Elite he acted like he sorry (which he really was) and that it was all over and there was nothing they could do but wrestle forever and that he fine on the inside.
But during those all nighters he wrote countless emails and made hundreds of phonecalls. Nobody answered.
Little did he know, the boys werent actually upset with him, maybe at first but they eventually got over it, All they were doing was just joking around and they thought Matt saw it as a joke too.
He did not.
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Hangman was coming up to Matts hotel room that he shares with Nick while Nick was out to get food.
Nick was clueless about his brothers all nighters, Matt usally started his emails and calls once he was asleep.
Adam knocked on the door and opened it
"Hey matt how are ya-" He started before cutting himself off mid way to take in Matts rough state
"Woah man you look like shit, you alright?"
Since Matt hadn't slept practically at all these past few days he had bags under his eyes, His eyes were bloodshot, his hair was everywhere
"Gee thanks, Im fine" he replied sarcastically, sitting in the middle of his bed with his phone in his hand, staring at his friend and long time crush standing in the doorway
Adam leaned against the doorway and asked
"What have you been doing that's got you looking like that?" He was genuinally concerned
"nothing." He stated and ignored Adam
"Cmon Matty, tell me" he practically whined
"Dude this isn't good for you, you look tired man you need sleep" He came over to the bed and sat on the end of it.
Matt was very overwhelmed, He didn't want them to still be mad at him, even though it wasn't completely his fault.
"Im sorry hanger" he said in a teary voice and curled up into a ball.
"About what hun?" he said in a soothing voice.
"I pitted two effin companies against each other and lost us millions of dollars Hanger, It's all my damn fault"  He confessed frustratedly.
"Matt.."
"What" He said miserably
"Yknow, it's okay, right? It's not your fault. It's really not your fault man, plus the boys and I really aren't mad at you. It was all sarcasm, I mean sure we were absolutely pissed off at first. But Matthew we we're just joking around" Adam explained softly
"What?.." He said, lifting his head up looking confused and tired
"We thought you knew we were joking"
"Well obviously not Adam." He said annoyed at this whole situation
"I'm sorry Matt" he apolagized and went to give the sleep deprived man a hug.
They sat there hugging for what felt like forever but they both knew Matt needed it.
"So you're really not mad?" He asked softly
"No" the other man whispered while lightly breaking the hug
"You need sleep, don't fight it." Adam says to Matt sternly
He lays the oldest buck down on the bed and pulls the blankets overtop of him and goes turns the light off
He was about to leave the room when
"Please stay" He hears him whisper
Adam would never say no to him so of course he walks back over with a smile and cuddles up next to him in the hotel bed.
They both had gotten the best sleep they had ever had that night.
~Cross-posted on wattpad & ao3~
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larathia · 2 years
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Not saying Dazai’s not a shit mentor, cos...yeah, he is, BUT.
I think BEAST pretty much lets Dazai off the hook in re: Akutagawa’s issues.
I mean seriously. Dazai created a whole damn timeline where he did NOT choose Akutagawa for the Mafia, did NOT mentor Akutagawa in any way. He even arranged for Akutagawa to get the best possible life Dazai himself knows about - being brought in and generally adopted by the ADA. And Akutagawa got to hang out and be friends with Oda!
And even with all this- even with the whole ADA trying to teach him some chill - Akutagawa is still driven by his hunger. It’s just that instead of “must get Dazai to respect me”, now it’s “must go get my sister”. Which gets called out even in story as basically just Akutagawa’s need for an excuse to rampage, such that it’s only near the very very end that Akutagawa goes “oh wait, maybe I’ve kinda been a shit here”. And it took his sister telling him to his face that she thought he was born to do evil. And even THAT took a while to actually sink in.
Being part of the Port Mafia makes you worse, and the ADA makes you better, but your issues are your own either way - that seems to be how BSD approaches the whole “how’s your catalog of personal demons coming along” question.
As to why Dazai can not cope with Akutagawa, where he can with Atsushi, despite both boys really being pretty neurotic messes in their own way, I’d say it’s really down to dogs and cats.
Which is to say - Dazai is very much a stray/feral cat. He’s not AGAINST people, but he’s very untrusting of them, will interact with them only on his own terms and in his own time, would love to be petted but is going to put you through a buttload of tests first and failing any of them results in Hard Nope.
And Atsushi is also a stray/feral cat. He’s skittish and the kind that’ll hiss and spit from under a car at you and then love you to absolute purring death once he realizes you’re not going to hurt him, but he is, at heart, another stray cat.
While Akutagawa is a feral dog. He fixates. He sinks his teeth into an idea and will not let it go. He’ll chew on it and worry at it. And at heart he seeks the safety of a pack to belong to; a pack that will amplify his power, and close around him when his body betrays him and keep the other packs at bay.
...And you just aren’t going to get a feral cat and a feral dog to see eye to eye.
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galaxyseclipse · 3 months
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maybe I shouldn't have started a trend where I overanalyze every Side Order trailer we get...
five minutes, plus what's in the season trailer, AND the Japanese website got updated with a buttload of new stuff...
I got shit to do, man!
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