#homeboy does Not know what the fuck to do in these kinds of situations
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Where I personally stand on headcanons for COD men. Don’t argue, I won’t budge, make your own headcanons okay.
Price: Probably makes dad noises when he sits or stands just due to the amount of wear and tear the job has done to his body, even being in good physical conditions. Probably snaps crackles and pops too (same dude). But I don’t see him as an old old man. Don’t think his visions as shit as so play it off to be, if he has glasses it’s probably some mild script from squinting all the damn time plus like a mild astigmatism. Also I think he smells musky and burbony but in more in the context of cologne scent notes rather than literal bourbon. I don’t see him as the kind to drink on the job.
(And now for a break bcs I rambled :) )
Ghost: Autism coded (not literally diagnosed but very similar), yes that’s just to make me feel better for when I stare into the void like he did in the car with Ale and Rudy. Probably thinks two fish in a tank is peak comedy for a while. I can see him having scars on the body and face but I personally don’t think they’re quite as extensive. Will admit I haven’t read the comics (bcs I’ll cry probably), so that may not be canon complaint and I’m willing to admit that. I also feel like based on the way homeboy firmly grasps everything that recoil and vibration from weapons has a tendency to lock his hands up or make them stiff.
Gaz: man is gorgeous, clearly takes pride in his appearance and selfcare. Wouldn’t be surprised to find out man has like a 12 step routine or something. His hair is beautiful his stubble is beautiful. I will sing his praises until I die. I love a man that enjoys selfcare and does a great job while doing it god damn. But I also get some adhd vibes from him, the way he goes 0 to 100 in some missions and then goes back to acting appropriately. His focus is in multiple places at once and he probably has the most chaotic internal monologue second to Soap.
Soap: and on that topic we have our most feral demolitions specialist (I love him.) I feel like he cracks jokes to lighten the mood, and can’t handle when folks on the mission are business only (and in hindsight really appreciates two fish in a tank but felt bad he didn’t in the moment). Honestly I was surprised in game how many times Soap could manage to put metal in the microwave and laughed that he considered it an option to distract. It was great. I want my mind to operate on that sort of level of engineering and pure chaos. Also feel like he’s accidentally given himself chemical burns on at least two occasions or didn’t handle C4 correctly and started itching. If I remember correctly it’s sort of like touching fiberglass? I could be wrong on that.
Alex: Most beautiful facial hair in game (sorry Price). the mustache details are just beautiful. I feel like out of the field he’d be the guy to use beard wax and care products. Like he puts a lot of pride into that but not in the full hipster look way (no disrespect, just not the vibe I catch.) I personally hate the way facial hair feels but I know he takes damn good care of it and it’s gotta be soft. I will not back down on this one bite me.
Alejandro: This dude looks like he smells fucking phenomenal. His hairs prettier than mine for fucking real. Also I’m willing to bet like he smells like a combination of musk, cedar, and eucalyptus. But I’m willing to lean into it that he may have citrus of some sort or cinnamon in those cologne notes. I can’t decide which is better in this situation. Even breaking him out of prison he looks god damn fine and put together. He’s beautiful. I adore him
Rudy : seems like the kinda guy to always be out together, the hair has product in it for fucks sake. He’s perfect. Like every detail of him screams I love looking good and I love doing it and honestly he’s so right for that. Multi step hair are guy. What the hell is 3-in-1 product? He doesn’t know that.
#call of duty#john mactavish#john price#simon riley#ghost simon riley#kyle garrick#alejandro vargas#rudolfo parra#alex keller#shit posting is my reward for completing my assignments
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hiiiiii could i see multiples of 3 for mulligan? that guy is Intriguing 2 me :)
ok there are a Lot of questions here so i'm gonna do my best to keep them short & sweet!
3. Did they have a good childhood? What are fond memories they have of it? What’s a bad memory?
his childhood kinda sucked! grew up quite poor on a shitty planet, his mom always wanted more kids but never got them, his dad was kind of a hardass and worked in a mine like 17 hours a day. he started drinking in his early teens to cope with... all that, so he doesn't have a ton of memories either way lmao.
6. What were they like at school? Did they enjoy it? Did they finish? What level of higher education did they reach? What subjects did they enjoy? Which did they hate?
he did surprisingly well in school, especially in the more technical classes/math/history. not well enough to get actual scholarships or anything, so he ended up enlisting in the marines to get a higher education, which is where he learned that the marines Fucking Suck!
9. Do animals like them? Do they get on well with animals?
im gonna be real with you homeboy has seen like 2 animals in his life and one of them is a dog that is his mortal enemy (Mr Cuddles) and one is a mostly-cat that he rarely sees so. i'd say he's Pretty Bad With Animals
12. What is their favorite food?
will never admit it but it's children's breakfast cereals. the ones that are like 90% sugar
15. Are they good at cooking? Do they enjoy it? What do others think of their cooking?
he's good at a very specific type of cooking, which is to say, making meals out of the kind of ingredients you have for a long-term deep space voyage. he loves it, but wouldn't know what to do with an Actual Kitchen and exotic things like Fresh Vegetables. the others aren't particularly impressed by it, but they indulge him - it's an important ritual for him and it makes him feel useful :3
18. What’s their favorite genre of: books, music, tv shows, films, video games and anything else
hmmm... mulligan doesn't experience a lot of Media, when he does it's usually just catching up on sports to have something to talk about with the other Guys™ at the loading docks. iirc he has canonically played team fortress 2 tho
21. Do they have a temper? Are they patient? What are they like when they do lose their temper?
he very much has a temper, i would never describe him as "patient" but his anger can be overridden by fear, especially in confrontations with his superiors. he mostly just yells at people and gets it out of his system, if it's something big he'll carry a grudge and continue to make snippy comments until someone calls him on it
24. What is their sleeping pattern like? Do they snore? What do they like to sleep on? A soft or hard mattress?
his sleeping pattern is "not unless absolutely necessary," excluding cryosleep he gets about half the sleep a regular human needs :/ preferred sleeping situation is a hammock, but he's most familiar with thin awful mattresses
27. What makes them sad? Do they cry regularly? Do they cry openly or hide it? What are they like they are sad?
mulligan is way more likely to be angry/resigned/scared than Sad, and i don't think he's cried in a long time. in that situation he would probably flee and hole up like a wounded animal waiting to die until he could successfully bottle the emotion back up
30. Do they exercise? Regularly? Or only when forced? What do they act like pre-work out and post-work out?
he pretty much has to be forced to keep up with his mandatory exercises, luckily the ship's doctor is (was :( ) very good at her job and kept him on track despite his bitching. he does get notably happier post-workout, but if you point this out to him he'll say it's bc it's over lmao
question 33 intentionally omitted <3
36. What are they good at? What hobbies do they like? Can they sing?
he's good at drawing, especially still lifes, but he doesn't do it much or think of it as a hobby. he also plays harmonica, which he is bad at, and does consider a hobby. he can sing, but the only songs he really knows are ones he learned from his mother, so he doesn't
39. Do they like letters? Or prefer emails/messaging?
call the man. he wants to hear your voice. hand-written letters are basically non-existent in the setting, but he rarely checks his email/texts. just call him. leave a voicemail if you must.
42. What are their goals? What would they sacrifice anything for? What is their secret ambition?
number one goal is to Survive Another Day, subgoal Don't Kill Anyone. he's not a very ambitious person, like, at all. he would however sacrifice anything to keep his crew safe. he feels a Lot of responsibility towards them, even though he knows most of them are more competent than he is lmao. his secret ambition is to overthrow capitalism and start a commune, however, he also thinks this is stupid.
45. How do other people see them? Is it similar to how they see themselves?
in my mind, other people see mulligan as kind of an uncomfortably intelligent dog. just smart enough to get into trouble but will pretty much do what you ask him to do. deficiency of critical thinking and ambition. multiple npcs offered to help him fake his death and quit his job and he did not understand Why they all wanted him to do that.
48. Do they enjoy any parties? If so what kind? Do they organize the party or just turn up? How do they act? What if they didn’t want to go but were dragged along by a friend?
in the academy he enjoyed parties for the booze, mostly showing up to one he wasn't invited to, but after he stopped drinking he pretty much stopped going to parties, and after graduating he really stopped being in groups of more than, like, 10 people who all live together anyway. he does occasionally organize the mandatory crew bonding nights, where he gets everyone together to play dumb party games like never-have-i-ever and watch their vhs cops of home alone 2: lost in new york
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can you do more BNHA college boyfriend content? I really loved the Shigaraki one (sorry, english is not my first language)
anything for you anon
(also youre english is perfect and so are you)
def gonna make this 2 parts lolol
mha college bf head cannons
shinso
sfw
probably majoring in something finance related
wants to take care of you
as in you two go shopping like every other weekend
has a ton of money from investing in crypto currency and getting lucky
yall also go out to eat all the time
and not like fast food like nice sit down places
you two spoon constantly
like sleeping face to face limbs intertwined
he loves to sit with his head between your legs while watching tv
or when you two are laying down and you hold his head into your chest and hee holds your hips
you both have apartments but he likes yours because its better deccorated than his
has an amazing taste in music
makes you playlists all the time
uses old spice deodorant
mr hitoshi is a man who always smells good
has amazing hygene
you talked him into growing his hair out
now hes always asking you to play with it
is very good at school without even trying
which drives you crazy because he always talks you out of studying
scares off a lot of people with his scary features
which makes his insecure and needed a lot of reassureance at the start of your relationship.
but these days he owns your ass
nsfw
tpyically a soft dom
is huge
took you a while to get used to how big he is
likes to put you in stressful situations just so he can reassure you
“shhhh hey its okay im here”
“this will stop if you use the safe word, hmm oh whats that you want to keep going?”
“good girl”
stressfull situations as in he over stimulates you every god dam time.
nothing makes him harder than you crying from pleasure
he spoils you
once spent $200 on toys just for you because he was going out of town for a week
his gifts for you do come with a cost
shinso goes ferral for blowjobs
and he wants them all the time
you have def given head in an alarming amount of public restrooms
very into roleplay
almost jizzed his pants when you put on cat ears once
same thing when you bought a maid outfit
in case you were wondering, yes his pubes are purple too.
sex playlist
homeboy loves period sex
is very into aftercare
like reads womens magazines about it
has a sexy voice and knows it
has a mirror in front of his bed because its all about eye contact
definition of intamacy with this man
knows how to treat his partner
aizawa
the thing about aizawa is he isnt your boyfriend he is your husband
probaby in grad school for like english
so a lil older
but thats okay
he makes up for it in being hot
and he has cats
with very obscure names like katsu and mochi
since he was older he invited you to live with him
you said yes of course
the cats liked you right away
apartment full of books and windows
shouta drank wine almost every night
would grade papers for the class he assisted in
loved holding hands everywhere
not the biggester spooner
but would hold you really close on the couch while you two watched films while wine drunk
he was an introvert so you two spent most nights in
and when you two did go out it was always something interesting
like trivia night, or seeing a band play, or going to a dinner party
was the kind of boyfriend who was really good at co existing with you
like what is awkward silence
the vibe is just so positive
and you two are so comfortable with each other
nsfw
mr aizawa is a kinky mf behind the scenes
he does not have sex he fucks
very good with ropes
loved controlling you
could fuck all day
like man had stamina
when you two went out to dinner he would push your underwear to the side finger you under the table
and whisper other times hes humiliated you while you squirmed under his grip
gotta call him daddy
or sir
or master
he is the type to tie you up with your arms behind your back and put a vibrator on your clit then just disappear for an hour
also big on choking
like real big on choking
he’ll just rest his hand on your throat while you two are doing mundane thing
also asserts dominance constantly
like holding your hips at the grocery store
kissing you in a crowded place
extremely possessive
probably has a few paddles
likes to spank
really likes to brat tame
you say “make me” and you are in for a wild night
man will wear rings when he fucks you
fingers you
and chokes you
you usually come first
unless you’ve been bad
then aizawa will edge you for hours
bakugou
sfw
the definition of “i hate everyone but you”
like once you figured out how to communicate with him
best bf ever
history major
lives in a house with like 6 of his friends
but don’t worry he has his own room
always at the gym
since he’s very muscular he rarely wears a shirt when you two hang out
and he always wants you to lay on top of him
like imagine him being the ceo of picking you up and throwing you on the bed
then jumping on you
kisses. bakugo would want to make out a lot
very temperamental
like if he’s hungry or sleepy or too hot he will snap at you
but you know by now not to take it personally
also would have a ton of funny nicknames for you
examples : headass, stinky, the first letter of your name or ugly
but he would say it in a loving way
❤️ hey ugly❤️
you loved his friends
didn’t know how he scored them with how mean he was
you two spent a ton of time just lounging in his bed
liked to play fight
and bicker
really liked deep convos too like he would push you to think harder and tell him more about yourself
he didn’t say it a lot but he really liked you
nsfw
katsuki bakugou is an ass man.
big dick energy
he’s the type who wanted you to ride him all the time
but he would be in control when you rode him like death grip on your hips
he also liked to hit if from the back
likes to slam into you
the way you jiggled made him harder
not the type to hold in his grunts and moans made a lot of noise during sex
his roomates hated you guys for how loud you were
def likes his girls a lil chubby
grabbed your ass every chance he had
found porn stars that look like yours make jerking off more fun
loves fingering you.
also big degrader
you two had a lot of angry sex and a lot of make up sex
got real cranky when he was horny and couldn’t have you
took videos of you during sex to rewatch later
you got so turned on when he snapped at you
it drove him nuts
basically you two fucked a lot lol
masterlist
#my hero academy fanfiction#my hero headcanons#bnha shinsou#bnha smut#bnha shinso hitoshi#shinsou headcanons#shinso smut#shinso fluff#aizawa headcanons#aizawa smut#eraserhead#aizawa fluff#aizawa hcs#katsuki bakugou smut#bnha bakugo katsuki#bakugo fluff#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugou smut
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Wei Wuxian is the shield and support for Jiang Cheng and Yunmeng Jiang. I thought. Jiang Fengmian introduces his son to the idea that Wei WuXian will be his right hand. Thus, the son of Jiang Fengmian's friends will have a high position in the great sect, and the head of the clan will patronize him. But intention will backfire. Jiang Cheng expected a servant from Wei WuXian and turned away from him when he became defiant.
I don't think there was anything wrong w being someone's subordinate, or WWX being raised knowing he would be jiang cheng's subordinate, because jc was the Clan heir and therefore future Clan leader UNFORTUNATELY, I think what JFM couldn't have predicted is what a massive turd lord his son would turn out to be. Someone who is willing to send toddlers and old ppl to their death. Who's unwilling to repay his life debts. Who is so overtaken by envy and resentment and hate that he blames WWX for everything ever.
Like what does jc blame WWX for that's actually valid? For Lotus Pier? WWX got whipped and was gonna give up his hand. YZY lost her shit and started the whole thing when she heard about the supervisory office and that she'd have to answer to WLJ. The supervisory office wasn't a unique thing. The Wens did it to lots of Clans. Losing his core? His own decision to try to distract the Wens that he couldn't carry through successfully and that he couldn't cope w the consequences of. Got a new stronger core in under two weeks thanks to WWX. WWX getting more fame than him during the war? Yeah WWX helped him secure his revenge and win the war. Not to mention attract disciples to the clan and occupy a strong position post war. Cry me a river. Protecting the Wens ? Literally repaying the ppl without whom there would be no jc, no YunmengJiang, no ashes of his parents, and acting in line with the Clan Motto. Jin Zixuan dead? Homeboy showed up at an ambush on WWX and lunged at him demanding he surrender. YanLi dying? Soup girl showed up on a battlefield asking WWX to stop fighting. That decision was her own. The situation WWX is in however is in great part jiang cheng's fault for suddenly keeping his big mouth shut and instead of sharing the reason WWX is helping Wen Ning and Wen Qing declaring him everyone's enemy. What else did WWX do to jc? Being better than him at everything? Maybe jc shouldn't suck so bad.
So no, I don't really think it's on JFM that he hoped his son wouldn't be yzy 2.0, with his dumfuck egotism and classist views, only acting out of self interest, with no honor and shitting on the legacy of YunmengJiang thereby making it impossible for someone with WWX's morality to obey him. The story already shows how fucked up that kind of unquestioning obedience is with Wen Zhuliu.
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Are you into my hero academia? What about an AU or crossover with tua?
UHHHH I am technically, like, peripherally? I watched some seasons of the show like two or three years ago and since then have simply absorbed all content through osmosis, reading fanfiction that has canon events, and my sister telling me about the arcs of her fav characters lmao
so a crossover hmmm
First of all you'd have to like, establish whether bnha is an alternate universe or just The Future If No Apocalypse with quirks being traced back to the descendants of the kids born without mothers
So let's say it's that - the glowing baby was the "first quirk" but the truth is people had powers before that. But - well, the Umbrella Academy was obviously a marketing gimmick to those in the future! There were even comics based on them
In the future, you might find some of those comics in museum exhibits dedicated to depictions of powers in the pre-quirk era, but they're just fun depictions and much less popular than, oh, DC or MCU comics which are also in the exhibits!
End of s2 doesn't happen I guess in this au?? No sparrow academy at least lmao. So, the Umbrella Academy stop the apocalypse (again) and the Commission threat is? Neutralized? Whatever. They decide to jump back to the future
Five warns them that time travel is a crapshoot, that he has no fucking idea when they'll land beyond some nebulous "future" because Five can at least control the direction if not exactly how long
Also, Five is like. Super tired. Incredibly tired. Homeboy still has a healing gut wound, time traveled twice, has been jumping all over the place, gotten even more injured, experienced paradox psychosis, and managed to undo time all in the space of like, two weeks. There actually more than that but we don't have time to get into how fucking tired Five is from his ~Month of Hell
Like genuinely this is like putting someone almost delirious from lack of sleep in the driver's seat of a car and expecting to get to your destination in one piece
But hey, the siblings are like "do it uwu" and Five has sacrificed everything for them already so why not get behind the wheel again
So Five jumps them, and of course something goes wrong because Five has pushed his powers like a great big rubber band and honestly it was only a matter of time before he lost his grip and it snapped back to hit him
So here be the umbrella academy: spilled out into the future like a cup of bad coffee.
Five probably isn't in too good of shape tbh, like they're hundreds of years in the future (but hey at least confirmation of no apocalypse am I right) in a world full of superpowers and Five is like. bleeding from his ears and nose probably idk
Let's handwave a little bit - Reginald made them all polyglots so the squad all speak varying levels of Japanese. Allison is the best at it, Five is second best but tends to use more archaic words bc he had missions in Japan back when he was with the commission, and Klaus is third best.
(Ben is the worst bc he decided when he was 16-and-dead that he didn't have to do anything regarding lessons and maintenance and hasn't given a shit since - but also he's dead so)
So you have a bunch of weird adults with a bleeding child in like, an alley who have appeared from nowhere
so of course heroes get involved
Anyway, the squad get taken in and Five is conscious but like, barely? And he's not going to let himself get separated from his siblings again fuck-you-officer and there is a lot of confusion
anyway detective tsukauchi ends up getting involved and ends up having to hear this batshit story and be like "...truth." which sends all kinds of people scrambling because fucking time travel? Like yeah, it's been theorized to be a possible quirk but there's no recorded cases of any sort of time travel that is for more than 24 hours let alone hundreds of years
"I'm an adult." Five says sourly, "I just happened to be returned to my 13 year old body when I time traveled one time."
"True." Tsukauchi says, feeling his soul leave his body, but like. absently. the way he does when he's called in at 2am after getting off of work at midnight.
"I'm 58." Five says.
"Lie." Tsukauchi says, because this is a headcanon hill I will die on.
"I'm probably 58, but it was hard to keep track. I'm at least 50." Five corrects.
"True." Tsukauchi sighs like these six (seven? they keep referring to another sibling and Klaus said 'ghost' like that was fine and it registered as true and Tsukauchi is not nearly paid enough for this) are not giving him a migraine by just existing
on the bright side there's like, probably protocols in place for individuals who are Legally Chronologically Adults but thanks to quirks are Not Physically Or Not Mentally Adults with tests to determine if the individual needs a guardian or not
though i'm gonna be honest idk if Five would pass the test bc he literally cannot take care of himself at all, has never paid taxes or understands how to exist legally, and also his emotional maturity is stunted as all hell. also like. we don't actually know how much being in his thirteen-year-old body affects his mental state but yeAH Five is vibing
anyway Tsukauchi probably phones a friend on this bullshit because Time Travel Child alone is probably enough for the Hero Commission to be like "find a way to control and use it or nuke it from orbit" and that's not even touching whatever the fuck Klaus is doing (shit gets real once 'dead men tell no tales' stops being true) let ALONE Allison's whole deal
on the bright side like, at least Vanya isn't getting side-eyed that much bc Big Destructive Quirks aren't exactly unknown? if vanya wanted to i guess quirk suppressors exist for that until extensive training on how to control a super powerful quirk happens
Tsukauchi in the group chat: Aizawa please I am literally begging you to take this bullshit on
Aizawa: in this economy? with my class?
RatGod: lol we'll take them ;3c
Aizawa: no
Anyway they probably end up having to live at UA while Five insists on trying to get them home still and everyone else is like "oh hey we used to be child soldiers as well! (:" and Aizawa is like "i hate everything about this and everything about all of you but also like nedzu is making me interact with you so :/"
nedzu is out here vibing like "lol i just don't want the hero commission to get their little paws on these time traveling fuckers, i think you should make then teaching assistants or something"
honestly the siblings are probably like. figuring out how to function in the bnha universe and getting like, legally registered and stuff while Five ferally refuses bc that's like saying he's giving up on getting them home and he can do this
Recovery girl tries to heal him a little when he arrives and he passes out for two weeks like, immediately bc homeboy is running on fumes and spite at this point
also i think on principle it would be REALLY FUNNY if the squad got to tag along with the class bc like. Five is thirteen and the class are all 15. this does not sound like a large age gap. anyone who has interacted with teenagers know that the class would squint at Five and be like "who is this sassy lost middle schooler."
I feel like when I was a sophomore we were still like "freshman... babie" even though we were literally only one year older.
i think the difference between the umbrella academy and school kids would be pretty funny like. objectively the bnha kids are lowkey child soldiers?? like they're 15 and fighting villains but like, there's all this red tape and laws and stuff but,,, deku still be breaking his limbs in a child fighting ring against equally superpowered children for like. entertainment and sponsorships sooo
but also like Five would be like "oh cool when is the experimentation class"
"the what"
"you know, when your powers are pushed real hard by putting you in different terrible situations while your dad and sibling stand by with clipboards writing down the exact voltage it takes before you can't use your powers anymore when being electrocuted"
"hound dog's office is right there. therapy is available to you at any time. i need you to know this."
all might calls Luther "my boy" like one (1) time and Luther just breaks down crying probably because he is starved for positive attention
klaus and midnight get along like a literal house on fire, aizawa tried his best to keep them apart for as long as possible but god damn
(klaus: your name is shimura nana??
all might: immediately dies choking on blood)
i feel it absolutely necessary to point out that aizawa, present mic, and midnight are all like, 30? and the umbrella academy are all between 29-early 30s? they are PEERS but like. the umbrella academy are more chaotic due to childhood trauma
the umbrella academy probably get offered to like. also train to be heroes. i mean,, there HAS to be some sort of track for people who change careers right?? you don't have to cement your future as a hero when you're 15 i'm sure there must be something and the squad already have experience if they want to go be legal heroes
diego probably does at least?? diego just vibes honestly. diego gets momo to make knives during a team exercise and they just go feral on everyone else and it ends with diego highfiving momo and someone getting way to close to being stabbed for comfort
Five might just be. legally enrolled as an Actual Student? But also i think it's funny to picture the entire squad just. all in the back of the classroom with luther trying to fit into a high school desk as they take notes on the laws of The Future surrounding heroics
every word out of the umbrella academy's mouths just make everyone more concerned on principal but like, five and klaus are probably the worst offenders. Klaus just says whatever comes to mind with no filter and Five doesn't get what people would consider to be abnormal anymore like
Five: yeah our dad bought us when we were babies and experimented on us throughout our childhood in order to make an elite team of child soldiers superheroes, it happens
Todoroki: ...have you heard of quirk marriages?
izuku probably has an aneurism bc he's is the only person who might recognize them from the comics because you know ya boy extensively researched the idea of heroics in pre-quirk eras (batman was an inspiration alright???) and might dredge up a memory of a less popular comic series
Five: I can time travel but it is very hard, which is why we are hundreds of years in the future. And why I look like a child.
Kaminari: so are you a kid or not?
Five, serenely: whatever is most convenient for me at any given moment
Mina: hell yeah game the system
they have a brief lesson on astronomy and Luther raises his hand like "ooh! i was isolated on the moon for four years and did SO MUCH research" and then just gets up and starts infodumping like way too much information on the moon
Izuku sitting there like "damn if quirks hadn't popped up we could have achieved so much in terms of space travel. please tell me more giant man who lived in pre-quirk era."
Vanya finds out about the quirkless and is like "oh mood that genuinely sounds like my childhood, being ordinary in a house full of extraordinary people, and then i found out that i did have powers but only much later in life after i had already been emotionally scarred by the experience"
deku: vanya we have so much in common
iida and uraraka: concerned noises
aizawa: hound dog. therapy with hound dog for all of you.
there's probably some conflict with like, the hero commission wanting to get their hands on the time travelers?? but probably especially five and klaus as a) time travel and b) ghosts (the hc def has bodies they would like to stay buried)
five has a pavlovian reaction to anything with 'commission' in the name and hates them on site, probably plays into his age in order to become a ward of UA or something to protect him from the commission a little bit.
(this makes nedzu Five's legal guardian. aizawa has his resignation papers all prepped in a drawer marked 'in case of emergency' but let's be real, if nedzu wants to take over the world aizawa should probably be on the rat-bear's side of things :/)
five: ah, i do recall the inhumane experimentation that we were subjected to
nedzu, who was experimented on: haha same hat! want me to dig up the location of reginald hargreeves's remains so you can spit on them?
klaus: nah no worries we dumped them out in the courtyard unceremoniously like, a while back. how long ago varies for each of us because of time travel!
luther: you said hound dog's office was down the hall and to the right?
on the bright side, Luther probably feels like. way less self conscious about his body, partially bc of his fighting and all that in the 60s but also bc !! now he genuinely doesn't feel like a freak. no one even gives him a second glance. one of the teachers looks like a slab of cement with a face. gang orca looks Like That. there is literally a student with an entire bird head and goth aesthetic. Luther does not stick out at all
allison and shinso bond over having "villainous" voice-based quirks
allison and shinso having worn muzzles at some point in their youth as punishment 🤝
aizawa probably helps train vanya as well with the whole, being able to erase a world ending quirk safely thing he's got going on which makes for a very nice safety net
i don't think vanya would want to be a hero at the end of things though. maybe the assistant teacher in the music class or something?? all vanya wants is to be able to not end the world
i feel like as time goes by, five brings up trying to get home less and less. part of that is because like,,, genuinely what do they have to go back to?? Allison has Claire, but like. I'm 100% sure the first thing she did in the future was try track down Claire's records and found out Claire was like. fine. became an adult, had a family, probably became the ancestor of the first "quirked" kids who officially popped up after light baby. had a good life, died at an old age etc. etc.
they start settling into the bnha world with like, "we can always hop aboard the five express into where the fuck ever" as a plan Z if things go completely pear shaped (again)
i'mma be real, five himself doesn't give a fuck as long as there is a) no apocalypse and b) his family is alive. Like that's it. His bar is so incredibly low and yet his life keeps fucking trying to limbo under it
i just think it would be funny to have like, Five trying to get along with his "peers" and make friends while the siblings do the same but like, in the staff room
also think it would be funny for five to just walk into the staff room and get coffee occasionally.
a teacher: why is a student in here -
Five, sipping coffee: i'm an adult
nedzu like "what kind of guardian would i be if i didn't teach my new son all the tunnels around ua so he can pop out wherever"
five like "hey new dad can i put stashes of supplies all around ua of weapons, money, food, and other assorted things that might be useful if one needed to fight or make a run for it" and nedzu is like "haha just put your list of what supplies you want in your go bags on my desk and i'll critique it later!"
anyway a bnha/tua crossover would be incredibly chaotic but probably very funny
#long post#far tua long#tua bnha crossover#what kind of disaster is this#there are so many characters in bnha to even consider#there is no more apocalypse so five either chills the fuck out or his paranoia ramps up to an eleven#or both!#five teleporting into nedzu's office like: hey i wrote a 52 page potential contingency plan for if x happens#and nedzu is like 'wonderful!' and gives it back to five the next day with corrections and critiques in red ink#klaus ben and ghost!nana get along like a house on fire even if she keeps telling klaus that he's too skinny#ben: klaus is an absolute fucking idiot with zero braincells#nana nodding sagely while looking at all might: ah yes i know the exact type#diego and snipe become absolute bros like ride or die because why not#luther gets positive reinforcement and goes to therapy#also thirteen listens patiently to luther infodumping about space because i think that would be nice#five is either like 'i'm only thirteen uwu' or 'i'm fifty eight' and there is nothing in between - only what is most convenient#i feel like kaminari and mina vibe with five's brand of chaos#iida doesn't know whether to murder five for being a gremlin and disobeying so many rules or to be respectful bc five is technically old#aizawa is SO TIRED y'all#aizawa thinks vanya is going to be the good hargreeves but PSYCHE all the hargreeves are equally chaotic in different ways#five calls nedzu 'dad' for the sole reason that it makes every teacher and/or hero in earshot cringe in automatic fear#klaus also calls nedzu dad because he just thinks it's funny#five and nedzu have similar coping mechanisms so they vibe but nedzu also vibes with klaus's sense of chaotic humor#five gets talked into healthier coping mechanisms by way of 'keeping his cover' or 'preventing the hc from getting their hands on you'#aka five is not allowed to drink alcohol#five HAS gone to midnight and been like 'hey teach knock me the fuck out my brain is working overdrive and i need to not be awake anymore'
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Hello!!! Soooo I came up with a few headcanons for Muslim Bakugou, JajkjGhoA I can't wait to read your response! 😫🤲💖
Okay! So he is definitely the good husband who does house chores! He actually helps around the house, knows how to do all the chores, and all the other girls are so jealous of you lolll
He will make you the best food! He knows all your favourite dishes, and will spoil you with his cooking! Also he will make your favourite desserts as a form of apology for when he pisses you off or makes you upset
Will feed you when he's trying out new dishes, and when you're getting married during the mehndi, when you feed him laddu or gulab jamun, he will blush so hard but also holds your wrist to "guide" you, as everyone giggles and teases you two for being so flustered and blushy around each other
If you make his favorite dishes?? Like okay imagine you make his fav dish (after asking the bakusquad cuz he's hard to approach lol) and subtly give it to him or maybe get Kirishima to give it to him as you leave the mosque or arrive at some community party or something, homeboi will blush so hard and will not let anyone have even the tiniest bite of your cooking
As a thanks he will buy you churiyan! He will see you admiring them and will come up and awkwardly but gruffly ask you if you like that certain churiyan set (that is like a pretty red and gold) and when you say yes, he will proceed to buy it for you, and omg if the bakusquad see this, Denki and Sero will definitely tease him and be like you should put them on her! While you're like omg! Wait, the adults will see! And he just surprises everyone as he gently grabs your hand and puts them on you and just admires how soft your hands are, and how they fit in his hand, and thinks about how pretty they would look with a wedding ring on them, and you are just standing there blushing so hard, and when he sees you wearing those churiyan at other events he feels so proud and possessive and happy
Weak for your smile and laugh, and very protective of you, will blow someone's head off for making you upset or for disrespecting you. Your parents love him so much, will immediately say yes to the rishta! Also, his parents love you so much, you and Masaru are the calm to Bakugou and Mitsuki raging tempers lmfaoo
You're the only one who gets to see his soft side and soft while without being threatened with death loll lucky youuu~ Also! Everyone will tease him sooooo much for being soft for you, the girls and aunties always giggle when they see how soft he is with you when you guys are out in public and he won't deny it either loll
In public he's kinda reserved with pda, but likes it when you hold his hand or loosely hook your arm around his muscled arms. He will however, put an arm on your lower back to steer you away from an uncomfortable situation or will step in front of you to protect you
In private he will be cuddly, loves wrapping his arms around you, forhead kisses too! You will be a blushing, flustered mess as he leans down by your ear and teases you about it in his low gruff voice. Also just loves the feel of your soft body against his
Also! Omg say its eid or something, and you're getting your mehndi done, the bakusquad will push him to sit with you and help you since you're mehndi is still wet. He will gruffly compliment your mehndi design, will get you food and feed it to you, will softly but hesitantly brush your hair away from your face when he sees that its bugging you, and this will make your both blush, and omg he will have the softest look in this eyes at that moment, and his hand will linger by your pretty earnings, and will just gaze at your lips with a lustful gaze as you softly whisper thank you
When the mehndi dries, and Denki makes a comment about how dark and rich the color is and is like damn Bakugou you really have it bad for y/n huh? Both of you will be so flustered and while Bakugou chases Denki while yelling that hes gonna blow his head off, you just stand there will Mina and Ochako and giggle at his antics, and the girls will tease you about you have gotten Bakugou wrapped around your fingers and that you shouldn't be surprised when his parents approach your parents with a rishta
AunwQniwa anyways Muslim Bakugou will love you so much and cherish you and just RIP to your heart 😫😭💖
YO YES MY GAWD LETS ASSESS THIS MFKIN FOOD YOU JUST GAVE US
okay so 100% YES!! Y’all seen mitsuki? She ain’t havin none of that “I’m the only son so treat me like a king” bs. No no, our girlboss femdom Mistski Auntie has her two boys cookin and cleanin every weekend and massaging her feet, as she SHOULD!
These habits carry on to when he gets married also. His wife could be doing the dishes one day right after their wedding and he would walk by, peeking over her shoulder at her hand-to-sponge technique.
“You’re doing it wrong dumbass. Use the hard side to scrub the crumbs off and then the soft side to polish it.” He snatches the plate from your hands and starts vigorously rubbing it the way you couldn’t. You stare at him, flabbergasted that a mom in the desi community has actually succeeded in raising her son right.
“‘The fuck are you looking at?”
“Nothing,” you quickly say, stepping aside to let him work his magic. He merely grunts and picks up the next bowl.
In a moment of bravado, you lean over to kiss his cheeks. He stops scrubbing and just stares at the sponge in his hands, his face slowly going red as a beet.
When you two fight, you already know he’s gonna be yelling at the top of his lungs and stomping around the house, the explosions from his hands searing the furniture around you.
It’s enough to set you off and storm out of the house too. You need a fucking break, he can be so much to handle sometimes.
It’s around late evening that you come back in the garage from wherever you decide to cool off from. The house is silent and dark from the outside so you assume he fell asleep with the usual scowl on his face.
You sigh and drop your keys and purse on the counter, exhausted from the day’s drama. Form the corner of your eye you see a small candle on the kitchen table alight, and you walk over to put it out.
Except right in front of the candle, there’s a small plate of mithai(sweets) that has a note attached to it.
“Sorry for being an ass” is written in his chicken scratch writing. You smile and shake your head, taking a bite from the surprisingly well-made gulaab jamun.
It’s a good thing Katsuki hid Sato’s recipe in one of the cabinets before you came home.
And just like you said, the man is WHIPPED for your cooking. He’s always pulling you to the kitchen and lightly shoving you around the stove, gruffly telling you to add more spices that he knows you can recreate to a T.
Whenever the Bakusquad comes over to hang out, you try to cook the same way you know Katsuki likes (extra spicy), but for some reason on those exact days you can’t seem to find any of your special ingredients…
At other times maybe before your marriage, when he first began falling in love with you he would see you admiring a vendor’s churiyaan and earrings.
He would quietly walk up behind you maybe a foot or two away, observing how you fit the bangles on your wrist.
“I like the red ones on you,” he says lowly, making sure to dwindle down his usual aggressive tone.
You turn and gently smile at him. “Oh yeah? And why’s that?”
“Because red is what brides wear.”
Your heart beats fast as he takes your wrist, oh so delicate compared to his callous large hands.
“And the silver makes me think of the ring I’ll have on you in no time soon.”
Bakugo closes his eyes in front of you and inhales, letting you know that everything about you draws him closer.
When you guys walk around a college campus or even in town, he’s always looking left and right shiftily, convinced that every man within a mile of you is trying to steal you away. He’ll stand in front of you when a guy asks you where a certain building is, he’ll glare at his friends when they get too rowdy and rough with you, but he still gets nervous for PDA. He knows how fast word travels around in desi communities so he doesn’t want to do anything in public, but fuck when he gets home he’s pinning you on the bed and resting his entire weight on you.
At eid as stated above^^ he’ll see you in your lengha or kurti and get INSANELY nervous and flustered at your beauty. The way you sit poised and laughing with Mina and ochako while your mehndi is being done makes his palms sweat and his armpits prickly. He has to wipe them on his kameez almost three times before taking one last look at you and walking away.
Well, at least he tries to walk away. He’s promptly sought out and grabbed by his three cronies, who drag him by nail and tooth towards you. No amount of swearing and growling threats to ‘blow their ass up so bad people will piecing them back together for weeks” stops them from bringing him closer to you.
“Yeah yeah, you said that already,” Denki smirks and playfully zaps his ass so that he helps and lurches forwards towards you.
The commotion makes the girls look up and wave excitedly when they spot the rowdy men.
You bite your lip and give Bakugo a meek little grin, which makes steam curl from his ears.
“Heyyy ladiesss, got room for one more?” Sero drawls and throws an arm over the simmering grenade of a man.
“Hmm,” Mina mockingly contemplates for a minute before she slowly starts to get up, uraraka following pursuit. “Not at the moment, but maybe we could make some room…” she tackles Bakugo and Kirishima also kicks the back of his knees so that he folds cleanly into the chair next to you.
You look bewildered at everybody while they snicker at Bakugo’s vermillion face.
He glared at them and after an oblivious moment or two they get the hint and wink before backing off.
“So, uh, how long have you been getting your hand done for?”
You grin at his inexperience with these kinds of things, but still indulge him.
“About 25 minutes or so.”
“25 min-“ his eyes grow wide and the whole hall turns to him as he screams at your poor designer for making you ‘sit on her cute ass for such a goddamn long time. And why the hell doesn’t she have food yet??’
At least he thought you were cute
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bnha boys comforting you when you’re on your period
— bakugou katsuki, todoroki shouto, midoriya izuku, kaminari denki, kirishima ejirou, shinsou hitoshi
a.n: i don’t usually do hcs with more than three people, but this is a special occasion. the special occasion is me being in pain and in dire need of comfort. i hope this is accurate enough, my brain just spout these out while on pain medication....these are gender neutral, too, btw.
bakugou katsuki
very much overwhelmed with what he is supposed to do when he sees you don’t feel well
i mean he’s shit at being gentle and comforting???? and he doesn’t know what the problem is?
bakugou is very direct so he just asks you
“what the fuck is wrong with you, idiot?”
did i mention he’s not good at being gentle?
he didn’t know periods could hurt but it makes sense to him because there is blood, so obviously it must hurt
also he doesn’t date weaklings so if you’re down it means this must be hell basically
wants to bring you to recovery girl because how else is he supposed to help? that old hag must have some kind of medicine for this shit
he’ll respect whatever it is you want though
you want him to stay with you? fine with him. you want him to leave? he’ll understand.
will cook you food though! he can’t just let you starve because you don’t know how to take care of yourself
he’s better with showing how much he cares through actions than words
gives the best belly rubs hands down
he’ll heat up his hands for you and it makes you feel so much better
basically the best heating pad TM
(he’ll totally brag about it if you tell him that)
probably insults your period more than just once while you’re in pain
like this shitty thing hurts you???
how dare it hurt his favorite person fuck it
he’s gonna be the number one hero so of course he’ll take care of you and make sure you feel better soon
he’s also the number one boyfriend, don’t even try to deny that
todoroki shouto
he’s very concerned about your well being
please tell him what’s wrong with you he needs to know how to help you so you feel better soon
when you tell him he’s kinda shellshocked about the whole thing
you bleed? several times a year? and that’s normal? it also hurts? yeah it must hurt! you’re bleeding!
asks you what he can do for you because he wants to help you feel better
no matter what you ask him to do, he’ll do it immediately
you need essentials? consider it done
shouto wouldn’t even blink, he’ll buy you pads or tampons no cap
just imagine him standing in the isle for women’s products and choose what kind of pad or tampon to get you
he’d be all concentrated and frowny
and serious, he’d be very serious about doing a good job
straight up asks a few bystanders for their personal opinion of what they believe to be the best kind
there are just so many and why do some of them have wings? what does that even mean????
you want warm clothes? he’ll just pull his hoodie over his head and give it to you
that’s not enough? he’ll pull of his shirt as well
you wants blankets and pillows? he’ll bring them immeditaley
you wants cuddles? he will happily warm you up with his quirk
belly rubs? yes! he’ll use his left hand so he can help you with warmth
just anything really! he wants you to feel better
if you don’t know what he could do to help you he’ll just ask the 1-A girls
will just go up to one of them and ask what helps them during period pain
they’re kinda spooked but think it’s really sweet when he explains
he now has a whole list of things of what he could try and he’s gonna go though every single one of them until you’re better
midoriya izuku
extremly worried when he sees how bad you’re feeling
he’ll just try to bring you to recovery girl because are you sick? are you hurt? do you have a fever? what’s wrong????
tell him the problem he’ll be all shy and blushy
also embarrassed because he has no idea about any of that
first thing he does is do research because that’s what he’s best at
by the end he knows more about periods than you do
it’s kinda scary
probably asks a lot of questions to make sure the pain you experience is normal and there is nothing wrong with you
he’s just very concerned okay, he doesn’t want anything to be wrong with you
tells you how strong you are because period pain compared to the pain of a heart attack???? what???
and you go through that several times a year???? he truly has the most amazing significant other in the world
showers you in compliments because you deserve them all
you’re so amazing!!
collects tips from different articles and makes a list
he’ll try every single one of them and he will not stop until you feel better
he wants to be a hero and as a hero he has to be able to help you, too!
kaminari denki
most worried out of all of them
he is a little overdramatic so he just immediately assume you’re dying
will be all over you basically until you tell him what’s up
he will be so glad to find out you’re actually not dying
very confused about the concept of periods but he sure doesn’t like them
they hurt you and he loves you so they’re bad news
also who even needs them? they sound useless
will immediately offer cuddles to you because they help him feel better, too, so he hopes they help you, as well
he asks you where it hurts so he can kiss it better as well
he wants to make you laugh so he just fools around a lot
he’ll crack jokes, tell funny stories…whatever it takes to cheer you up
he’ll make sure you stay in bed all day and are all comfortable and cozy
you do not get to do anything that could exhaust you!
“no, y/n! you’re sick and that means you gotta stay in bed!“
you try to tell him you’re not sick but denki doesn’t believe it
you spend your time watching all your favorite movies and playing video games
if you don’t like to play yourself just watch denki build his village in animal crossing
denki gets all the snacks he can find in a short amount of time and brings them to you
he does not want to leave you alone for too long, otherwise he’d go to a store to get all your favorites as well
will rub your belly whenever you look uncomfortable
he’ll kiss your face a lot and make ridiculous sounds to make you laugh
he’s just very affectionate also
asks if you’re feeling better every few minutes
don’t tell him if you’re feeling worse because it will frustrate him he doesn’t know how to help you
homeboi also texts mina a lot to get tips about how he can help you
kirishima eijirou
not at all stressed over the idea of periods and period pain
a manly guy like him knows that things like that are super natural
and a manly guy like him also knows how manly it is to take care of his significant other when they’re in pain so that’s what’s he gonna do
will baby and pepper you with love if you want him to
do not ask him to leave you alone though
his heart will break into pieces if you do
he’ll just look at you like he’s about to cry
he wants to help so badly but even if he can’t help he wants to be there for you and with you
just let him hold you or sit next to you and he’ll be happy
also tell him if you need anything
he’ll jump up and rush to get it immediately
he wants to be the best boyfriend possible
he’ll bring you food and water even if you don’t feel like eating or drinking, because he’s gotta make sure you’re fed and hydrated
will run you a hot bath as well, because you deserve to relax a little
if you don’t want a bath he’ll just tuck you into bed and play your favorite music
makes sure you are not stressing over anything so you can get better
shinsou hitoshi
shinsou is just very chill about the whole situation
“you’re in pain? that sucks. let’s take care of you.“
happily naps with you if you want to do that
he barely sleeps anyway, so that’s something that would help the both of you!
although he won’t be able to sleep himself…
he is just happy to hold you and look at your cute face while you’re asleep
if you don’t want to nap that’s fine to
he asks you what you need and because whatever it is, you know best after all
he’ll just help you to the best of his ability
he knows it won’t just magically go away but if he can do anything to make it more endurable…lay it on him!
will put on your favorite music or movie or show and just be there
if you’re watching a movie he’ll distract you with his top tier commentary
if you’re listening to music he’ll hum the melody to help calm you down
if you’re watching a show he’d make dry jokes about everything that’s going on in there
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congrats!!! 🥳 i propose a nsfw kirby dach headcannon 👀
oh my gosh yes of course 👀
Kirby Dach - NSFW Alphabet
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
I can see this man literally being the BEST at aftercare alright
He will 100% run you a bath or if you’re too tired to do that, will get a warm cloth and wipe you down with that
He will literally get you anything you need, whether it’s water because you’re thirsty or his shirt because you’re cold
And he’ll leave soft kisses on the places that he bruised from gripping too hard
Basically he won’t even let you leave the bed unless he’s bringing you to the bath
B = Body Part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Now listen
Kirby is an ass man. Period.
So he loves your ass
Because it’s so easy to grab, kiss, play with and smack
Also loves your thighs
Especially when they’re wrapped around his head, and he loves leaving hickeys on them
I think his favourite body part on himself would be his hands
Just because they’re so big and he likes seeing them holding onto you yanno
Especially likes seeing them around your neck
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically..., I’m a disgusting person)
He LOVES to cum inside you
And he especially loves seeing it come out of you when he pulls out
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Listen
He would not mind if you got pregnant okay
He doesn’t care if you guys are young, he just wants to put a baby in you
Especially since he has everything to support you and a baby
In fact sometimes I swear he hopes you get pregnant
Just because he’d think you’d look SO hot carrying his kid too
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Kirby is young so he hasn’t been with too many people
But oh my god does he ever know what he’s doing
Especially with his tongue
And he just knows how to hit all the right spots all the time
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying)
It’s doggy
Or just taking you from behind in any way
Because he can have such a great view of your ass and can also grab it
Also because he loves to pull your hair and see your back arch and he KNOWS it hits all the right spots
Will also pull you up by the hair and hold you up against his chest with his hand around your throat
And he’ll just fuck you niceeeee and slow, but deep
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humours, etc..)
It honestly depends on the situation
For example if he just had a bad loss he’ll be serious
Like straight to business, his head is buried between your thighs and he’s going to town, no room for jokes
He just needs to get his frustration out, but he also wants it to be slow and drawn out
But if he’s in a really good mood, it’ll be goofy
Literally, so much giggling, will even tickle you a little, nice sex
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc..)
Homeboy keeps everything clean down there
He trims the hair regularly to make sure it doesn’t get too long
Also the same shade as his hair
Maybe a tiny bit darker
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, a romantic aspect..)
His way of showing intimacy is being close to you at all times
So he’s extremely intimate
Also will also kiss every inch of your body
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
The only time he masturbates is when he’s on a really long road trip
Or even if he’s just away from you and he wants to he’ll just call you up late at night and then you guys do it together
Phone sex is very crucial to him okay
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
O V E R S T I M U L A T I O N
Kirby absolutely loves to overstimulate you
He will just bury his head between your thighs and use his tongue and fingers to get you off for hours
In fact he actually did that a couple of times
L = Location (Favourite place to do it)
Since Kirby lives with other people and their KIDS
He just prefers to do it in the bedroom
Plus he doesn’t wanna get teased for anything so
But if no ones home and he knows nobody is gonna be home for awhile
He will have no problem bending you over the counter and just fucking you hard
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
If he sees you wearing his jersey
Or just anything with his name
Then that’s it, just get prepared for Kirby to be turned on
Especially after his games when you guys are leaving to go home
At least every night ends in car sex
Because he just HAS to have you as soon as he sees you
And it’s maybe happened once or twice in the locker room after everyone left
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
We all know Kirby gives off dom vibes but one thing he would never do is degrade you
He honestly just loves you too much to do that to you
And he just can’t see himself ever doing it
O = Oral (Preference in giving, receiving, skill, etc..)
Alright this one I have to say is just a complete 50/50
Because as much as he loves to just go to town on you
He also loves seeing you down on your knees for him
Especially while he puts his hand in your hair and guides you up and down
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc..)
Again, this honestly depends on how he’s feeling
If he’s feeling a little sad or upset, he’ll be slow and sensual and be a lot more intimate
But if he’s in a good mood, he goes fast and hard
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc..)
Quickies have basically become a regular part of your routine I swear
Because everything you do turns this guy on
If you guys are getting ready for an event? You bet your ass you’re thrown on the bed for a quick one
He sees you wearing something real nice at a party? He has you bent over the bathroom counter
Anyways yeah he's a horny one so quickies are often
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc..)
Oh
This guy would be SO down to blindfold you and tie your hands to the bed
As for risks
Kind of? But not really
He doesn’t want to risk anyone seeing you because you’re his and he won’t like someone else seeing that so
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last..)
Listen
He is a 6′3, young, professional athlete
He can go on all night if he wants to
Can also last real long too
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Kirby doesn’t like the idea of anything else getting you off
He just wants it to be him
BUT
I mean if you just happened to have a vibrator
He would totally use it on you
U = Unfair (How much do they like to tease?)
He can either be the most generous lover
Or the most cocky little shit and tease you endlessly
Most of the time he likes to be cocky
But he likes seeing you squirm and beg for him
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
I feel like he isn’t that loud when it comes to moaning and everything
Unless you’re blowing him then his head is thrown back and he’s just moaning and groaning SO loudly
But most of the time during sex he’s just praising you
“you’re such a good girl”
“you look so good like this baby”
“takin me so well”
njdnckdmkfeovmdk
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
This guy LOVES having you sit on his face
He has such a perfect view on you when you do
And he loves watching your face as he eats you out
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)
Kirby is 6′3, big hands, big feet
Safe to say he’s PACKING
Probably around 6.5 to honestly 7 inches
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
As mentioned before
Very high
He can’t go like 2 days without sex I swear
Y’all have a VERY healthy sex life
Z = Zzz (How quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?)
It takes him at leas 10 to 15 minutes
He needs to wind down
And he just wants to hold you in his arms for a bit before he does
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Devyn and the mukamis { headcanons}
when karlheinz told her about the whole adoption thing she thought it was a joke
like?? sir you already have 6 kids (7 with kino) why more kids???
she was nervous bc taking care of the sakamakis was easier since she didn’t really acted as a nanny, she wasn’t with them 24/7
like she trained/tutored them from time to time, even played with them sometimes
nothing too much
but with the mukamis was pretty different
anyway, she meets them for the first time
they looked pretty decent, as far as newly turned vampire kids can look
she aint gonna like, they were sweet
she talked to them, yk introduced herself
told them she’s gonna take care of them
they were shy ofc
two weeks in and she was their mom
and they were her kids
did devyn thought she’ll ever get so attached to any kids? no never but they were lovely
now let’s get to every kid
ruki:
will not call her anything else but miss kang for the longest time
homeboy still tried to play independent
he tried to keep it professional???
he was a bit cold yk, as i said, he tried to be all independent and shit, take a break babe you’re just a kid, it’s her responsibility to take charge not yours
they bonded over books
devyn found him in the library looking at books and recommended him a few
whenever she had to leave them for a few while because of work stuff, she’d come and bring ruki new books
they would also have their little book club thing, choosing a book, reading it and discussing it yk the drill
he would ask her about her favourite books, even asked karlheinz once because he wanted to read the book and surprise her
melted her heart, such a sweet kid
also about ruki wanting to be a bit in charge, he kinda became her right hand
he thought he really was doing 50/50 with devyn, ofc devyn still did 90% of the work, she’s the adult but putting ruki a bit in charge made him happy so she let him do that
her room was closer to ruki’s because he would never come to her when he had a nightmare so devyn made sure to be closer to him in case he had a bad nightmare and needed a hug, emotional suport of any kind
as he got older they really started experimenting in the kitchen
both finding recipes and trying them every week
the rest of the the mukamis and karlheinz where pretty much their “lab rats”
the food was always good but you get it
also he started calling her devyn
just when they were together ofc
and that’s why she told him “since you’re a big boy now you can just call me devyn like the others do”
so he did, but never out in the public, he will be proper
kou:
yk when i said all of them where like her kids
kou was her kid period
( someone made a meme about how kou would call her mom accidentally) he called her mom a lot of times
especially when he was a little kid
as i mentioned, only ruki would refuse to “bother her with his nightmares”, the others would go to her room/office whenever they wanted and needed
so picture this, young baby kou just woke up from one of his awful nightmare, comes in crying, eyes red, runny nose, all the package
“mommy can I sleep here?”
devyn was still doing a bit of paperwork but as soon as she saw him, fuck the paperwork my kid needs me
put the papers away and took him in her arms, caressed him, just trying to calm him down
it worked tho, in 10 minutes (more or less) he was asleep, maybe the best sleep of his life
he did came to sleep in her room more times even if he didn’t had nightmares, azusa too ( ruki and yuuma were still playing “big boys” )
would have duets with devyn all the times
she’d be on piano and he would be on vocals
both of the loved that
so later when he told devyn that he wanted to become an idol, she was all for it
took care of everything to give this boy the career he wanted, would’ve been his manager if she had time for that too
his no. 1 fan
buys every album, every merch, does her best to attend all his concerts
kou would call her at the most ungodly hour to let her hear a new song he’s working on
“hii devyn, can you listen to this and tell me what you think?”
or even asks her to come to the studio
still calls her mom from time to time
yuma:
she instantly knew it’s edgar
if shuu only knew… ufff but she couldn’t say anything
he was really chill
he always is
doesn’t ask for many things, whatever he’s given he takes and says thanks, hugs devyn everytime she does something for him
when he asked for a vegetable garden he was a bit nervous, he was thinking that he might ask for a bit too much
it’s never too much for him, she made sure he had everything he needed for that garden
devyn doesn’t enjoy gardening very much but for yuma, anything
whenever he asked to join him in the garden, she would be there
they’d do work in their cute gardening outfits, very lovely
anyway
devyn’s pretty tall and yuma was always so excited everytime she would measure his height and he’ll get closer to being as tall as her
little did he know that he’ll be taller then her one day
when she’s away he sends her pictures with his plants almost everyday
azusa:
ik i said yuma was a chill kid
azusa was even more chill
like whenever she out him, he’d stay there
loved to sleep in her room even if he didn’t had nightmares (just like kou)
also enjoyed to hug her anytime he got the chance: devyn working in her office, he’d come and cuddle, devyn reading somewhere in the house, he’d come and cuddle
lots of cuddle, you get the idea
the whole knife situation was a bit of shock for devyn, like she tried to understand why he did that, should she let this happening?
it did made him happy so she had to give in
she’d get him nice knives and bandage him after he would get hurt
still very affectionate to her even to his day
overall they’re pretty close to her and vice versa
thanks to them devyn discovered her maternal skills
certified milf
very much a happy family
#i started this last week and finished it today#a bit ashamed#i could’ve done it faster#i’ll go for more mukami content#maybe a little one shot of them having a nice family dinner#might add karl in#might not#they’re happy without him#devyn kang#karlheinz sakamaki#mukami brothers#ruki mukami#yuma mukami#kou mukami#azusa mukami#diabolik lovers#diabolik lovers oc#karlheinz#diabolik oc#secretary kang
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（◞‿◟）hq hc // they built different
pairings: oikawa tōru, kageyama tobio, terushima yūji x gn/reader
summary: ahaha.. 😗 boyfriends that aren’t the best boyfriends.. just word vomit i swear
containing: fluff empty thoughts angsty, just angst, teeny crack, ANGST, toxic relationships, alt universe, !! SPOILERS !! for shittykawa, nsfw bc im a dumb bitch and h word so 18+
an// i am trash and im here for it. big sad at the moment so why not torture myself with this shit and writing about hq characters fucking me over but it had to be done and it was done terribly thank (*´꒳`*)
+ i can’t believe i’ve done this to terushima im so sorry 🥲 ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ
oikawa tōru
numero 1 on the list but certainly just as Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑) as the others
love love love pancake tōru i’d let him use me any time anywhere tbh
big dick, pretty dick, shlong dick and a filthy mouth?? please🥵
ruin my life
committed relationships on the other hand.. absolute trash
yeah mans devoted to volleyball but that’s basically his first and last love, no in between
this shithead literally moved to argentina to beat his rivals ಠ_ಠ
if that doesn’t say committed then idk what is
he’s the kind of boyfriend that would treat you so good and give you all the attention in the beginning
emphasis on the beginning;
you’d think he’s the perfect package; tall, charming, pretty face, in tune with his emotions and others, intellectual, athletic
and damn he could be from what i just listed off ugh yum 🤤
but his personality is just so ,,,, not with the program
even if you guys started dating during high school or met him in argentina
he be out here making you feel special for like a min then make everything about him the next
he’d take you out on fancy dates, cute pictures with you at osaki hachiman-gu shrine or when he took you to la boca for their beautiful caminito street museum in buenos aires
homeboi would then ditch you all of sudden bc he’s like
‘sry i scheduled a practice at __ time’ ‘i forgot i have to meet up with iwa-chan ok bye’ ‘i need to practice my serves now to become the best player in the world’ 🥺😔
like it’s valid for him to be confident in himself and whatever but he’s such a self centered asshole too focused on his career to think about your relationship
you wholeheartedly support his dreams, but he doesn’t see you in it for the long run
his priority is and will always be volleyball in his eyes
it takes a toll on his love life every single time duh
and does he care? not really
to him he can find someone else if you break up with him 🤢🤢
with his career, it’s a go big or go home situation like that’s not even a question
his time with volleyball >>>>>> his time with you (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)
i need a moment
like y’all don’t even date for more than 3 months so he’s not that attached to you as you are to him
big ouch
that made my heart pee tears for a bit
anime boys ruining my life: confirmed
however those are the circumstances that comes with oikawa tōru
you and his previous relationships really do be out here thinking that you’d be the one he changes for
sorry honey don’t even bother
kageyama tobio
the reason? a n g e r management issues
and overall dumbassery on his part
ok no, we’re not timeskipping this version of kags bc tbh he was one of our babies who had the best character development
you know what
actually maybe like 2nd and 3rd year timeskip yama
does not comprehend romantic feelings at all 🥺😣
no experience in the love department; zinch, nada, no tienes
he didn’t even know how to socially interact properly until his first year in high school
baby boy is getting there ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
but to be fair, he had a lot of misfortunes growing up so valid
doesn’t mean it hurts any less
anyways
you guys would fight a lot; and i mean A LOT
usually it’s with you trying to tell him to take a break from overworking himself and maybe go out on a date to let him breathe
the answer is no and brushes you off; CUE THE ARGUMENT
sometimes they’re the worst things like
he doesn’t want to meet your parents, he doesn’t want you to meet HIS parents, forgotten dates; that he would arrange himself to try and make up for his incompetence, ignoring you for days when a big game is coming up
it hurts you and he knows that. he just continues to do so when you say you understand
he doesn’t know how to read the room most times m(._.)m
his relationship with you would surprisingly last for quite a while though
only because you had some good memories with him despite the rocky situations
whenever ennoshita or yamaguchi cancel practice, you guys would go out for a bit; albeit awkwardly bc hinata would crash your dates then proceed to ask kags for a toss
it’s okay though bc he’s a cutie sunshine and you also enjoy watching them practice
there’s also that one time he won two entry tickets to the carnival during a sports event at school and he won you a stuffed kumamon toy
you named it yama-kun ♪(´ε｀ )
vbc boys are very confused as to how kageyama managed to make your relationship last
but the members are just like ????? good? for? you? i? think?
and he’d let them congratulate you guys for your 1 year anniversary; nervously laughing when one of them asks when the wedding would
but in reality; he just didn’t know how to break up with you
you overhear him talking to tsukishima weeks later when you were on your way to the gym and your heart just plummets to your stomach
tsukki as usual was making jabs at kageyama and teasing him about you guys’ relationship, telling him that you’re still with him bc the sex is good
you haven’t even touched third base with him bc he’s always focused on volleyball
tho before you can announce your appearance, kags is already fuming and like
‘i don’t even like them that much! i never meant to date them for this long! i just don’t know how to break up with them!’
ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ (ㆀ˘･з･˘)
just absolute silence after that
yachi or hinata would notice you first and starting slapping kageyama to shut up, giving you pitying glances
and when he sees you, he knows he’s fucked up
would immediately follow you once you run out of the gym and you’re hoping to hear him say that he didn’t mean and that he actually loves you
but nope 🤢
that’s not the case
he literally goes
‘sorry you weren’t supposed to hear that’
then continues on explaining that your relationship isn’t working out and makes a half-assed apology on how he shouldn’t’ve taken advantage of your feelings for him
as tears stream down your face bc what the fuck right
wasted 12 months with his dumbass only to get dumped with the ‘it’s not you it’s me’ cliche
safe to say he attains the reputation ‘king of heartbreak’ instead of ‘king of the court’
and yama-kun stuffie meets their end in a dumpster lit on fire 🥰✨
terushima yūji
he’s such daddy material it hurts to put him here
not the good kind of daddy if you know what i mean 🤤 😋
wink wink nudge nudge
but moving on
no canon hairstylist yūji here folks just an alternate universe bartender dickwad
obviously the reason why he would be a terrible partner to you is his fuckboy vibes
constantly cheats on you and blames it on the alcohol, never himself (´･_･`)
he would be the type to flirt with everyone while he’s on the clock and giving the hot ones drinks on the house before he’s off at a stranger’s place at the end of the night
while you’re at home waiting for him, worried bc he’s not answering your calls and messages (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)
i hate myself
you know he was off fucking around when he returns to your shared apartment, smelling like booze and a fragrant perfume so different from yours
not to mention the amount of hickeys he doesn’t bother covering up, probably because he’s drunk off his ass
im scared how easy it is for me to write him like this
furudate please forgive me for tainting your characters 😔😭
you’ll be constantly fighting after those nights, throwing things at him from around your place, having a screaming match with yourself while he’s trying to beg for your forgiveness
lying to you about how he’s not going to do it again
and he’ll change for you he promises, just don’t leave him
you’re the only one for him he swears, he loves you with all his heart
those would be his exact words every time you catch him cheating on you
and you’d forgive him bc you believe he’d change back to the same terushima yūji you fell in love with in highschool
the one who used to bring you flowers on your monthsaries and proclaiming his love for you at the top of his lungs through the hallway (〃ω〃)
the one that would cuddle you in bed and talking to each other about the weirdest shit
usually memes and the, do you think we’re just living inside a black hole and everything we perceive are just situations we’ve recycled through the years but we’re actually just rotting brains the governments’ controlling? banters ٩( 'ω' )و
the yūji that your parents loved whenever he came over bc he was so charming and made them laugh
the same yūji that would ultimately shove you into the bathroom after dinner with his fingers occupying your drooling mouth to shut you up while he pounds into you against the sink 🥵💃🏻💃🏻
he’s really not the same anymore, but you’re still holding onto the past and you know it
you choose to throw that aside because you love him
you’re relationship is just a constant cycle, hurt and broken promises piling up and burying the precious memories into the ground
he really is still in love with you, as fucked up as it is, remembering your anniversaries and keeping a picture of you inside a locket around his neck
treating you so well whenever he’s sober and taking you out on dates, to places you both love and cherish
but the adrenaline and actions of being with someone behind your back is so addicting to him
he knows he doesn’t deserve you, but selfishly holds on because you’ve been the only constant in his life, the only one that understands him
it’s a toxic relationship you both can’t get out of
the same cheat, fight, beg, and make up shit
but once everything becomes clearer for you, once you’re out of the past, that’s when it boils over
you know he’s not the same terushima yūji you fell in love with
#miyasins — hq#haikyuu headcanons#kageyama tobio x reader#oikawa x y/n#terushima x reader#no thoughts brain empty#brain go brrrr#haikyu x reader#haikyuu#hq#haikyuu!!#haikyuu angst#oikawa tooru#oikawa angst#oikawa tōru#haikyuu oikawa#kageyama tobio#kageyama x y/n#haikyuu kageyama#tobio headcanons#kageyama angst#haikyuu scenarios#terushima angst#terushima x y/n#terushima yuuji#terushima hcs#haikyuu terushima
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Hockey Player!AU with Mark
moodboard link
Group: NCT
Member: Mark Lee
Genre: fluff, romance
Additionally: college!au
Type: Bulletpoint AU
Word Count: approx. 2.3k
→ Inspired by NCT U’s 90s Love!
I’m gonna be completely honest: I don’t know shit about hockey so apologizes in advance
Mark is a left-winger for the team
he plays for his university’s team and they’re actually pretty good
within the three-ish years that he’s been on the team, they’ve won a couple of championships
it’s not really hard considering that Mark takes everything too seriously
(at least that’s what Donghyuk says during practice all the time)
Johnny somewhere: “okay Mark”
Yuta: “let’s not overreact Mark”
Taeyong: “leave my son alone”
Mark: “I’m a grown adult…”
Taeyong: “shhh”
since he used to play for his team back in hometown, he naturally joined the university’s team
he was a natural and everyone easily took a liking to him
especially since now they have someone to make fun of constantly
by they, I literally mean just Donghyuk
I’m just kidding—it’s all in good fun because it just shows how close they are
Mark is just that one college kid that’s still cute even when he’s not a freshman anymore
the other team members still treat him like the youngest even though YangYang and Sungchan are like
👁👄👁 hello ?
speaking of which, their teamwork is incredible and it shows through their games
and, on the rare occasions that they don’t win, they still have dinner together afterwards
well, it’s less of dinner and more of drinks and strategizing what went wrong—which are kind of depressing but it’s fine
at least that’s what Sicheng says as captain, but it sounds like denial
anyways, even though Ten is the co-captain, they all work to make their play plan together
they all contribute ideas, especially since they’ve been in the positions they’ve been in for, like, ever
anyways
again, Mark is like really good
so you know he got that bombass scholarship
and that’s what really pushes him to do well bc let’s be real, college is e x p e n s i v e
he also likes ice skating in general because the cold reminds him of home
so he’s one of those hockey players that also likes figures skaters and it’s funny because he gets so many weird looks from the others
(altho, Jeno goes with him sometimes bc he’s nice)
back to what I was saying tho: Mark is really good
despite his personality, he’s a bit more aggressive on the ice—considering he’s a forward
Donghyuk, the right-winger: he makes sense
there’s the passive aggressive-ness
Mark? who knew he had some strength to him when it’s actually applied
seriously, have you seen his thighs?
speaking of which, the team serves a lot of looks
which means a lot of speculators that show up to the games
which means lots of fans
people typically come for the looks, but then stay for the games bc the team is very underrated
they actually win games and everything but like
advertising for the team? nonexistent
@stupid college funding distributions that focus on mediocre sports like football
so, where do you fall into the mix? you’re an og stan
you’ve been in the stands since you entered university
it didn’t even have anything to do with the members (altho, it is nice to have some eye-candy)
you just……… like hockey
even if you don’t understand much about it
it’s just… interesting to watch
so, whenever the season rolls around, you go to the games
but to say over the years that you didn’t develop a particular attachment to our boy Mark…… is an absolute lie
so, do you have a crush on Mark?
yes
but also like
who doesn’t have a crush on Mark
this man is literally so talented and nice and adorable and he just makes you want to take care of him all the time and ugh
one of your friends went to a game with you and literally was just like “oh he’s cute”
You: “we know”
he’s def one of those guys who everyone has or has had a crush on at some point
and you are no different
the thing is that you are fine with not ever confessing because you’re happy with just being on the sidelines because you’ve. literally. just been on the sidelines…
the idea of confessing feels ridiculous bc realistically, what would you mean to some guy that literally e v e r y person has a crush on?
the thing is though is that Mark knows you
at least, he knows of your presence
if he didn’t, it would be embarrassing considering that you come to every game - he’s got loyalty unless some people
Ten: “who?”
Mark: “dude”
Donghyuk: “is this another one of your imaginary friends?”
Mark: “I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE”
jkjk , they all kind of know you, considering you’re one of the more consistent faces since they’ve been playing in these games (primarily the home ones bc free tickets for students but still)
you also don’t paint your face or anything—you just show up in your university sweatshirt with a couple of those foam light up sticks or something
again, not that wild like signs with his face or anything
you’re just…. a spectator
but yeah, Mark knows of you as a loyal fan ?
who also is kind of cute when you’re cheering for them
I want to emphasize that you have gone to, like, nearly every game, but the main ones you’ve *always* have gone to are the home games bc they’re more convenient
or the final games bc hello
they’re the finals, why the fuck would you miss the finals
I emphasize this because, when you’ve suddenly gone down with the flu, you literally cannot make it to the finals championship game
you thought: no one was gonna notice your absence anyways
haha, you thought
anyways
your friends figured you were sick from the beginning and were like, my friend, it’s flu season, stay away from me and pls stay at home
(wash your hands kids, it’s still covid season)
so you didn’t go and stayed in and binged watched iCarly or something
meanwhile, during the game, Mark was like
where... where are you???
so homeboy is highkey distracted and lowkey worried bc did you die???
(you were dying bc of your clogged nostrils, but otherwise, no)
they somehow managed to win by a couple of points so it was kind of fine
but the teasing was increased by all of Mark’s friends
i.e. Johnny, Donghyuk, Jaehyun, and everyone else
come on, it’s so easy to make fun of him
but like he doesn’t care about any of it bc he was worried about you
which got him thinking
why is he worried about someone whose name he doesn’t even know? is there something more? why is there something more? he literally doesn’t know you? except that you come to the games and you’re really cute cheering him on? what is this?
you know, ✨just Mark things✨
this bothered him for quite a bit more than he liked to admit
and it’s about a couple of days later
things are normal and you don’t feel like everything is dripping out of your nose
until you’re walking through campus from your class
and there’s some footsteps running from behind you that makes you coil up into a semi-standing ball bc you thought a bunch of frat boys were just excited or some shit
but then the footsteps stop at you and you’re standing there, wide-eyed
in front of an out of breath Mark
he was walking out of his class with Jaemin and he spotted you from across the quad
and immediately ran to you
Jaemin: I was talking but okay
this isn’t about you Jaemin
anyways
Mark is in front of you, panting and you’re just like sir?
You: “how are you out of breath? aren’t you an athlete?”
Mark: “oh my God, you’re just like Donghyuk”
you give him a bit of time (and some water bc he seemed like he needed it)
and once he’s caught his breath, he stands up and blurts it out
Mark: “what happened to you during the championship?”
You: “....................... what?”
seeing you blink at him confused, he can feel his ears reddening when he’s realized the situation he’s put himself into
Mark: “um, I just”
Mark: “I noticed that you weren’t at the game”
You: still confused bc how does he know about you
You: “huh?”
Mark: oh my God this is the wrong person, want to die
Mark: “you know what, I have the wrong person, I’m just gonna bounce I am so sorry—”
he starts backing up, but you aren’t letting him escape
You: “whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa, hold up hold up”
You: “I didn’t even know that you knew that I knew you”
You: “wait, did you run here just to ask me that?”
Mark is full on flushed at this point bc of all the questions and realizations and it’s all crashing down on him all too soon
and now you have this mischievous look in your eyes that remind him of Ten when he’s clowning Doyoung and he feels like he’s made a mistake
a good mistake but still a mistake
You: “is it?”
Mark: “well, you like, show up to all of our games and you didn’t go to the finals so I didn’t know if anything happened”
You: “oh, I got sick and I figured I shouldn’t be going into giant crowds while having my insides die internally”
You: “but, I did hear from my friends, congrats btw”
Mark: “thanks”
Mark: “are you feeling better tho?”
You: “yeah, but like, my throat is still kind of shitty”
Mark: “oh, if you want, I have a couple of friends who might be able to cook something up for your throat”
Mark: “I’d offer to make something, but Kun doesn’t let me in the kitchen anymore after finding out about the egg incident”
You: “the egg incident?”
Mark: “I can’t cook, like. at all.”
You: “I think I’m good, I was just gonna go get some tea to make it less scratchy or something”
Mark: “I can walk you?”
You: “sure”
so you two go to a cafe or something for you to get some warm tea and you two end up talking and you get to know each other a bit
and then you end up trading numbers and you make some time together
since Mark doesn’t have to go to practice until the next season, his time has opened up considerably
sometimes you study together
other times, you go check out some other places nearby campus
(eventually, you did get to try Taeyong, Jaehyun, and Kun’s food, to which there was no turning back at that point bc they make the best kind of food—free)
you’re basically dating at this point and his friends know you as his significant other so
Chenle: “is (Y/N) gonna be here?”
Mark: “no? it’s our movie night”
Donghyuk: “aren’t you dating tho?”
Mark: “what”
he told you he took it casually and cool, but considering how red his ears were getting when he told you………………. cute
Mark: “c-can you believe they thought we were dating?”
You: “is that not what we’re doing?”
Mark: “what?”
you both established your relationship after that and Mark got a lot more shy and it’s super adorable bc it makes you wanna take care of him and ugh
he’s precious okay
also cut to him trying to ask the other guys for advice, but then he gets embarrassed as Johnny and Ten tries to educate him about love
or how Lucas gives him cheesy lines to use on you
these boys are having a field day and Xiaojun and Doyoung have never felt more at peace
anyways
def the nervous type that he can’t even hold your hand and keeps asking if it’s okay
so you’re the top of this relationship bc he’s a shy lil boy
after a bit tho, he gets more comfortable and it’s great
he’ll get teased often right? when it happens in front of you, he just runs to you with a whine of your name and buries his face into your neck
and you end up yelling at someone
it’s cute tho
bc they def see you both as an adorable couple
when the hockey season starts rolling around again, you def spend more time at the practices—whether you’re there to watch, do your homework, or just help motivate him to play better
you started dressing up more too, especially since he gave you his jersey so you started wearing them to the games (and also face paint bc Jungwoo had some extra for an unknown reason)
and you make Mark Lee signs and it’s super cute
Sicheng also invites you to the afterparty dinners bc why not
also, remember that thing I said about watching figure skaters?
you two watch the Olympics for that and it’s like tradition now for you two to settle in front of the tv with snacks and watch them skate
so, since he’s an athlete, he has to be careful with his body bc then like scholarship will go poof
that means some of your dates might be physically limited
like he’ll go mini-golfing with you, but he can’t go to like self-defense classes with you
he’ll go to support you but if his foot gets busted, his coach and the rest of the team will be on his ass and he feels a bit bad about it but like you understand
considering that you absolutely refuse to get on the ice bc hockey is hard people
speaking of hockey, you told Mark he’s hot when he plays and he was FLUSHED
bc like the look in his eyes and the way he carries himself…. reminds you of when you’re doing some more………...steamy activities
anyways, stan Mark Lee
he’s a sweetheart who works so hard and you’re there to provide him with lots of love
#admin grandma#grandma aus#aus#fluff#kpop#kpop aus#kpop imagines#kpop scenarios#nct#nct mark#nct u#nct 127#nct dream#nct aus#nct imagines#nct scenarios#mark lee#mark aus#mark imagines#mark scenarios#hockey player!au#hockey player!mark#hockey player!mark lee#group: nct#member: mark lee
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Looks Like Someone Picked a Whoke Bushel of Oopsie Daisies
Chapter Seven: On the Subject of Falling (part one)
Yes indeedy, I had to break it up into more than one part because this is like 5.6k words here so please forgive me my vices. Anyway. Get a change of underwear ready. It’s gonna get hot. Thank you to @edward-or-ford, as always!
I feel you crawling out my veins, leaving the walls inside with flames, burning the emptiness I’ve saved, until only you remain. And then my lungs collapsed and you pulled me out, forever I have changed. Honey, you can take me now till it all runs out; baby, it’s okay. - Cartel, Only You
Mabel had imagined so many scenarios for her and Dipper’s first kiss that she couldn’t have counted, named, or described them all if her life depended on it.
Her fantasies had never been reasonable. Why be reasonable when imagining something you felt sure was impossible?
But Mabel had been wrong. It wasn’t impossible, because Dipper was kissing her in the softest, sweetest way she ever could’ve dreamed up, cradling her cheek so gently she might have been made of porcelain.
He pulled an inch or two away from her, rubbing his nose against hers affectionately.
“That was… nice,” she said quietly.
He smiled in agreement. “Was that your first kiss?”
Blushing, she nodded. “W- was it yours, too?”
“Of course,” he stroked her cheek with his thumb. “I’ve known you were my soulmate since before girls would’ve ever considered kissing me, and even before I knew, I definitely wasn’t interested in anybody else.”
“Oh,” she was somewhat lost for words.
“Yeah. So…” he trailed off.
“So…?”
“So, maybe we could try kissing again?” he asked hopefully.
“Okay,” she agreed, squashing down her nervousness.
When his lips touched hers again, there was something different. Something had changed, but she didn’t know what. He just felt so warm and so good, and she wanted -no, she needed- more of him. She wanted to wrap her legs around him and bury her hands in his hair and just- just fucking maul him.
Pressing her body against his instinctively, she hooked her arms around his neck, pulling him closer to her. Moving her lips against his (did people usually learn so fast? Mabel didn’t know, and she was fresh out of fucks to give about it), she tilted her head and opened her mouth slightly, and then his tongue touched hers. She gripped his hair lightly, putting his hand on the small of her back and pulled her against him, and she moaned quietly.
Well. She most certainly had not been expecting that. Nor had she been expecting to feel what must have been Dipper’s erection so quickly. They’d barely kissed at all, and homeboy already felt hard as a rock.
Pulling away slightly, Mabel coughed awkwardly. “So, uh… what’s up with, y’know. That?” She gestured in the general direction of his crotch.
He looked at her dazedly for a moment before the question clicked in his head. “Oh! Yeah, um… sorry, it just kinda… happens sometimes, like when I’m really happy, or when I think about you too much or look at you for too long or… do anything involving you at all, really.”
“R-really?” When he nodded, she examined his expression. “So it happens a lot, then?”
“Yeah, it does. Sorry about that, I can’t really control it most of the time.”
Mabel blushed and looked down. “Well, I mean… I don’t really, y’know… mind it…”
“You don’t?” He sounded very surprised and it probably showed on his face, but she was way too embarrassed by how much she liked the fact that the mere thought or sight of her turned him on to actually look at him, so she didn’t look up.
“No, I don’t.”
“Oh. Okay then.” After a few seconds, he spoke again. “So, can we maybe make out or something?”
Oh. Right. He wanted her, didn’t he? How could she have forgotten that? Pressing herself back against him, she pulled him down to kiss him again, this time with all the pent of desperation she’d felt towards him for years.
He froze for a few seconds, and then he buried his hand in her hair and yanked her tighter against him, kissing her with just as much desperation. His tongue found hers again, and her need for him was increasing higher and higher, and she was burning, burning, burning, all for Dipper, she was gonna burst into flames from how badly she needed him, she was sure of it. Had she always needed him this badly? If he’d kissed her sooner, would this have happened then, too? All she could think was more, yes, Dipper, more. She let out a needy moan as he pulled his lips away from hers and trailed them across her jawline and down her throat, where he began to suck on her pulse point. She gasped, clutching at the back of his jacket.
He slid a hand under the hem of her shirt, yanking it away when he felt his cold her skin was. “You’re freezing,” he observed. “I… I’m so sorry I didn’t notice.”
“Oh, um. It’s okay, I didn’t really notice either,” she laughed awkwardly, tucking a lock of hair behind her ear and looking briefly at her feet before turning her gaze back up to him. “But… maybe you could keep me warm,” she said softly, then backpedaled, embarrassed at her boldness. “I mean, only if you want to, you obviously don’t have to, and I don’t mean to, like, make assumptions or anything-“
“Mabel,” he cut her off, kissing her briefly. “Of course I want you. How could I not?”
She shrugged, blushing furiously. “I… I dunno, I guess I figured you might not…”
He shook his head and took her hand, guiding it to the front of his jeans. “Feel.”
“Y-yup, sure do feel that right there,” she stuttered.
“I always want you,” he said quietly, pressing his lips to hers again and reaching around to grip her ass. “Fuck, you… you drive me insane, you know that? One day you’ll dress all cute and the next you’ll dress like you’re actively trying to seduce me.”
“Oh. Um. Sorry?” Her voice was squeaking far more than she would’ve liked, that was for sure. Oh well. Nothing could’ve been done about it anyway.
He nodded, a serious expression on his face as he squeezed her. “Even really basic stuff like these jeans. They’re so tight they’re like a second skin, and every time I see you wearing, well, anything really, all I want is to rip it off you. It’s been really, really difficult to keep myself from touching you.”
“I’ve been wanting to touch you, too,” she whispered.
He squeezed her again, and she whimpered at the sensation before he kissed her. Pulling away from her after a moment, he took her hand and led her towards his car.
“Where are we going?”
“To warm you up,” he said over his shoulder, a mischievous smile on his face.
A few moments later, they were buckled into their respective seats, and Dipper was putting the car in drive. Mabel waited approximately thirty seconds before she couldn’t take it anymore and needed to touch him again. She was losing her mind. In fact, her mind seemed to have vacated the premises entirely. How could she be expected to think when he wasn’t touching her, when she couldn’t feel his skin against hers? It simply wouldn’t do. Her body felt achey and strange in a way she didn’t really recognize, but she could tell, at the very least, that she was experiencing some extreme form of sexual arousal. She needed him inside her. Like, pronto. Stat. Immediately. Why wasn’t he inside her yet? She suddenly couldn’t remember, and all she cared about was convincing him to pull over and rip her clothes off.
She was hurt and aroused at the same time, which was a very weird combination, but she felt something twist in her chest. Didn’t he want her? He’d said he wanted her, so why hadn’t he pulled the car over and fucked her senseless?
Well. She’d just have to seduce him then, wouldn’t she?
Thankfully, the armrest console in Dipper’s car was quite small, so there wasn’t a whole lot of space between their seats, and as such, when Mabel leaned over and started kissing his neck and trailing her hand into his lap, she had no difficulty doing so.
“Mabel,” he said stiffly, keeping his eyes firmly on the road. “What are you doing?”
“I want you,” she told him, reaching down to stroke him through his jeans.
“I- I know,” he stuttered. “I want you too, but I need you to wait. It’ll be just another couple of minutes.”
She shook her head and sucked on his neck. “I want you now.”
They stopped at a red light, and Mabel had undone her jeans, grabbed his hand and put it between her legs.
“Do you feel how wet I am? Do you feel how bad I need you?” She asked, grinding against his fingers. He pulled them away and wiped them on his jeans, starting the car again as the light changed. “Please,” she begged, starting to tear up. “I need you, Dipper,” she was whimpering, desperate for him, and her thought processing had all but ceased completely. “Please fuck me,” she begged again, kissing his neck as the tears trickled down her cheeks, and he nearly swerved off the road.
“Okay,” he said, shooing her away with a wave of his hand. “I really want you, too, which is why we need to get to the motel, and I will definitely kill us if you pull something like that again, so you’re banished to your seat until we get there in approximately a minute and a half,” he took a deep breath before continuing, which may very well have been more to distract himself than anything else. “I know in my mind that your… behavior is normal. It’s just kind of a thing that happens in these types of situations, y’know? I can preoccupy myself with driving, but you’re just kinda stuck with nothing but what you’re feeling, so try to… try to distract yourself, maybe?”
“Motel?”
“Yeah, the one Mom and Dad boomed a room at for the whole stay, remember?” he reminded her. “They haven’t been staying there since the first night or two. That was definitely to keep an eye on me, by the way,” he looked at her out of the corner of his eye. “They suspected something, I guess. Didn’t wanna risk me trying to get you alone.”
“Oh,” she was surprised, and the gears in her brain were struggling to turn so she could process his words. “So… they know you know we’re soulmates?”
“Hm, maybe,” he said thoughtfully. “I think they’re more suspicious than anything else, honestly,” he paused for a moment before continuing. “In any case, stay in your seat.”
She pouted the rest of the way, and by the time they pulled into the motel parking lot, they were both just about ready to explode, and as soon as they were parked, they practically sprinted in the direction of their room (thank god the doors were outside and not inside), Dipper fumbling with the key card while Mabel started kissing whatever parts of him she could reach without the equality brought on by sitting down, which was namely his arms and chest, and she was finally getting to grab his butt (and she was fairly sure it was the most long-awaited butt grab in the history of butt grabs, so she was entirely convinced that any amount of happiness that it caused was perfectly reasonable).
They stumbled into the room, Dipper locking the door absentmindedly, and he leaned down to kiss her, but she just edged him towards the bed, and her purse and jacket fell from his hands to the floor (side note, but when had he grabbed those? She hadn’t even noticed. Fuck, he was so sweet and thoughtful and she loved him so goddamn much), and he sat on the bed, although it was really more of a fall than anything else, and Mabel immediately proceeded to climb on top of him.
Dipper buried his hand in Mabel’s hair and ground his hips up into hers. Her legs were on either side of him, and when she moved herself against him, he let out the most adorable little whimper (though she got the sense he’d never own up to it in a million years).
Her lips hovered over his, and she wanted more than anything to kiss him again, so she did. He reached around her back and- well hello there, Dipper’s hands, never felt you on the ol’ booty before. But there they were, his fingertips digging into the flesh as he gripped her, encouraging her to move against him.
He kissed her neck, sucking at it wetly, and in any other circumstance she’d object, but in that moment, all she could think was, yes, yes, I’m yours, mark me up, mark me, I’m yours, oh Dipper yes just like that-
Gasping and moving her hips faster, more firmly, he moaned against her lips, palming her breast through her clothes before stopping abruptly and pulling away.
When Mabel groaned at the loss, he looked at her guiltily. “Sorry, I, well. I’ve never done this before and I’m afraid I’ll rush you or hurt you or something.”
She blinked at him, the gears in her mind struggling to turn as she attempted to force herself from her arousal-induced haze enough to form a coherent sentence.
“I’ve never done this before, either, and I know you won’t hurt me.”
“B-but do you, y’know. Want to?” he sputtered out. “With me, I mean?”
“No, I want it with Gideon,” she said sarcastically. “Of course I want it with you, ya dumb-dumb. Did you totally miss how into it I’ve been or something? Or maybe you forgot about the whole soulmate thing and how inevitable it is that we get super duper hot for each other?”
Dipper blushed and looked down for a moment before looking back up at her. His gaze was intense and burning like there was a volcano inside him that could erupt at any moment. “If we do this... his whisper trailed off as he stroked her cheek, “if we do this, you’ll be mine, y’know.” Mabel blushes furiously. She’d be his. “There‘ll never be anyone else. Just... just me. Are you sure that’s what you want?”
“Why in the hell would I ever want anyone else?” she demanded.
He grinned. “Can I kiss you again?”
She smiled adoringly at him. God, what a relief it was not to have to hide her feelings for him! “Well, get on with it,” she said with a grin.
He attacked her again, his lips and pelvis connecting to hers. “Fuck,” he gasped out as he thrust himself against her.
Her hair was a curtain around them, and she didn’t really notice when it happened but their shirts fell to the carpeted hotel floor, and so did her skirt, and yup, those appeared to be her leggings on the floor, too. When did all that happen? Mabel wasn’t sure, but she certainly had no complaints.
Especially not when Dipper was running his hands up and down her sides, warmth seeping into her skin, and kissing her like the planet was gonna explode in the next ten seconds. She hadn’t kissed anyone before Dipper, but she’d never imagined it would be quite so... hungry. She’d assumed kissing would be soft and sweet. The first few had been, sure, but this one? This one was like he was starving, like it’d been years since his last meal and she was the only thing saving him from certain death.
And it felt good. She would happily go to the ends of the earth as long as he kept kissing her like that. As long as he didn’t stop touching her.
If kissing Mabel felt, for Dipper, like a starving man eating for the first time in years, then kissing Dipper felt to Mabel as if she’d been lost all her life; that everything had been so incredibly, irrevocably wrong until that very moment, and that finally, after a lifetime of emptiness, everything was right with the world in a way she’d never known was possible.
Kissing Dipper felt right. It felt like home. The scent of his hair and his blunt fingernails scraping against her scalp and his gasps and groans and pleas and whispers, especially the ones he tried to hide- they all felt like home. It occurred to her then that Dipper -her soulmate- was her home in a way nothing else was or ever could be.
And so she kissed him back with a ferocity that might’ve scared them both under different circumstances. But it didn’t. In fact, it seemed appropriate. They were finally, finally together, and Mabel didn’t feel the slightest hint of her airway swelling closed the way their parents had said it would if they touched. In fact, Mabel was fairly certain she’d lose breathing capabilities if they stopped touching.
Why else would she only be able to inhale if their lips were pressed together? She ground her hips into his again.
“M-Mabel,” he gasped out. She didn’t respond verbally, just hummed against his neck and went back to kissing it, continuing to move her hips back and forth. He felt so good against her. When was the last time she’d been so wet? She couldn’t remember.
“Mabel,” he said again, putting his hands on her hips to still her. She pulled back, eyes hazy and face flushed. “If you keep doing that, this is, uh,” he coughed and looked away, his face furiously red, “this is gonna be over really quickly.”
She stared at him uncomprehendingly for a few seconds before her eyebrows shot up in understanding. “Oh! G-gotcha. My bad,” she laughed awkwardly, smoothing down her hair nervously.
“But, I mean. That doesn’t mean I don’t wanna, y’know. Keep going... “ he trailed off before quickly amending his statement. “If you want to, that is.”
She blinked. “I literally told you I wanted you earlier. It was, like, five seconds ago.”
Dipper looked dubiously at his wristwatch. “Actually it was-“
“Yeah, no one cares. Just kiss me again, nerd.”
He smiled and complied, kissing her hungrily, desperately. She buried a hand in his hair, moving her pelvis against his erection again, her panties embarrassingly wet as she moaned quietly.
“Dipper,” she whimpered. “Dipper, please.”
He gasped when she ground down particularly roughly against him, barely aware of anything but Mabel.
“Huh? Wh-what is it?” he managed to stutter out.
“I need it,” she told him desperately. “I need you,” she rubbed herself against him pointedly.
“God, Mabes,” he moaned as she kept moving her hips back and forth. “Fuck, anything. I’ll give you anything you want.”
Somewhere between bold and embarrassed, she buried her face in his neck. “I want you,” she reiterated, then reached down to stroke him through his boxers. “I want your cock,” she whispered. “I want it inside me,” he groaned again, quieter this time. “Make love to me, Dipper. Please.”
“Anything you want,” he told her again, gently removing her from his lap. Each made remarkably quick work of their remaining undergarments.
Dipper couldn’t seem to decide if he wanted to look at Mabel’s breasts or vagina (which she was incredibly relieved she had shaven), but Mabel’s eyes were fixed on his erection.
It was... larger than she was expecting. He was kinda tall, but he was also really skinny, so... But then, those didn’t really have a whole lot of correlation with size, did they? Mabel didn’t know. She also didn’t know how he was expected to shove that thing up inside her. Her body was screaming yes yes yes put it in put in right now holy fucking hell I need that inside me right now, but her brain was very skeptical.
Her body won out, though; every cell that she was made of was trying to force her to climb on top of him again and kiss the living daylights out of him.
Actually, what sounded rather good was... “I wanna suck it.”
“Wha-what?” he sputtered.
She looked up at him. “I wanna suck it,” she repeated. “I wanna taste you. I want you in my mouth.”
He ran a hand over his beet red face. “Fucking hell, Mabel. I mean, I... I want that, too,” he raked his gaze over her, his eyes settling on her lips. Was he imagining them wrapped around his cock? She hoped he was. “I really, really want that. But right now, I feel like if I don’t fuck your brains out, I’m gonna explode. And... not in a fun way, either.”
Actually, Mabel thought, that’s a pretty dope-ass idea right there. Laying down on the bed as quickly as she possibly could, she spread her legs open for him. “Then come here and fuck my brains out,” she challenged quietly.
He was on top of her in seconds, mouth practically attacking her, covering her with kisses on her neck and face and lips. She wrapped her arms around his neck, threading her fingers through the hair at the base of his skull.
Hooking her legs around him, she tried to guide his hips towards hers. She needed him more than she’d ever needed anything in her life. If he didn’t get inside her right then, she’d die. She was sure of it.
Fuck, would he get her pregnant? She hoped so. She wanted him to get her pregnant so fucking bad. She wanted him to fill her up with so much of his cum that it spilled out of her, and then she wanted him to fill her up again and again and again until she was pregnant with his child. Yes, fuck yes, Dipper’s child, god she wanted it so bad-
He stopped kissing her, wrenching himself away, she felt a rush of cold air as he did so, and an agonizing sense of loss. Why had he pulled away? Didn’t he want her? Why didn’t he want her?
And then he was rummaging through his jeans for his wallet, and pulled out a packet.
“A... a condom?” she said, propping herself up on her elbows.
“Yeah, I... I mean, we can’t have you getting pregnant.”
“No, don’t!” she sat up abruptly. “I’m on birth control anyway, but I wish to all hell I wasn’t because I really want you to get me pregnant!”
“Mabel...”
“Please, Dipper! You said you’d give me whatever I wanted! You promised!” she begged.
“Yeah, but... I mean... you don’t really want that, I don’t think...” he trailed off, fidgeting with the condom packet.
“Don’t you want to get me pregnant? I want you to fill me with your cum and put your baby inside me, and then I want you to fuck me again and again and again.” She knew she was being irrational. She couldn’t help it. She wanted to him to fuck a baby into her, dammit. “Don’t you want that, too?”
He groaned, turning his flushed face away from her. “Of course I do, Mabes. I desperately want that. And someday, I will, I promise I will, okay? I swear, but we can’t right now. Not yet.” He ripped open the condom wrapper and rolled it on. “I’m so sorry, I know you want it, and I’ll give you everything else, but I can’t give you that yet.”
“Soon, though?” She asked as he climbed back on top of her.
“Soon,” he agreed with a nod.
“Fine,” she conceded.
Satisfied for the time being, she pulled him in for a kiss.
“I love you,” he whispered against her lips.
“I love you, too,” she said with a smile. “Now please, Dipper. Please put it in me.”
He leaned his forehead against hers as he pressed the tip into her, one hand supporting himself and the other grasping her breast, pinching her nipple.
She gasped, and he stopped, pulling back to look at her. “You okay?” He ground out.
She nodded, eyes clenched shut. “Y-yeah. Just... go slow, please.”
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Meeting and Dating Ray Sinclair
(My borderline alright gif)(Welcome to my first underrated movie headcanons post! This is from the movie Something Wild (1986))
(If you’re going to learn anything about me from this blog then you’ll learn that I’m a big fan of criminals.)
- You and Ray first met while you were dating a friend of his. He’d just gotten out of a stint in prison when you and your boyfriend had happened across him on the street. The two men greeted each other warmly as you stood off to the side, wondering who the hell this guy was.
- Finally, your boyfriend turned and introduced the two of you, letting Ray get his first good look at you. That was all it took for him to decide he wanted you and let’s just say that when Ray wants something...he gets it.
- He doesn’t immediately try to put the moves on you. If there’s anything Ray is its conniving and cunning; he’s willing to wait to make sure he gets things right. He studies your relationship, taking note of its weak points; all the touchy subjects and things that make you incompatible.
- At the same time he gets closer to you, showing you a good time and getting you addicted to the rush of adrenaline and the thrill that comes with being around him.
- Isn’t it sad that a man you barely know brings more excitement to your life than your own boyfriend. But that’s kind of the point, isn’t it? That’s exactly what he wants you to think but it isn’t like he’s putting up a facade. He’s showing you exactly what it’s like to be with him, he just knows that the lifestyle will be too alluring for you to resist.
- Ray isn’t a great person, he knows that, everyone knows that. He’s a conman, a criminal, a bastard, the list can go on. Him being vindictive and two faced with your ex boyfriend is just the tip of the iceberg but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t actually care about you. He loves you that’s for sure, enough to plot an entire scheme to get you for himself.
- Honestly, all your relationship needed to fall apart was a little push and he was happy to provide it. A little instigation on his part and the two of you were exchanging screaming insults.
- It was only a matter of time before you two officially split up and let’s just say it wasn’t on good terms. Ray was the one who swooped in and comforted you, calling your ex an ass and offering to get your stuff from his apartment.
- To be fair you weren’t all that upset, it felt like a weight had been lifted off your shoulders. You hadn’t realized how much he was dragging you down. You were finally free to do whatever you wanted and so...Ray asked you to run off with him.
- You’d been happily prancing around your room when he first asked, too caught up in your own excitement to hear him correctly so you had to ask him to repeat himself.
- When you finally heard the question you were shocked, the smile faded from your face a bit as you processed what he was actually asking you. Sure you’d wanted to leave your town for a while, see the world a little and live your life but could you really do it, and with Ray for that matter? Sure he was attractive and you liked him a lot but this was a huge step. You couldn’t exactly go back once you’d started.
- It took you a minute to come to your decision. You were free... and you were gonna stay free. You packed up your things, kissed your life goodbye and hopped in the car with him, never looking back.
- Whatever you want to do the two of you will do. Is it considered a date if you’re just living out your lives together?
- You rarely leave each other’s sides and you rarely want to. You’re as comfortable as can be with each other.
- Lots of pda, homeboy would legitimately fuck you in public if you let him.
- His go-to pet name is baby and he calls you it often.
- Ray can be a real sweetheart when he wants to be and he saves all his sweetheart points for you. You’re the only person he’s ever nice to without there being an ulterior motive behind it.
- He honestly thinks you’re the most amazing girl he’s ever met. You’re beautiful, smart, sweet, talented; the list could go on and he’d happily read it out to you if you cant see what he does.
- He loves having you model clothes for him. He’d steal you expensive outfits just so he could watch you try them on and tear them off you afterwards.
- Acting gentlemanly has never been like a conscious decision of his, he just opens doors for you (etc) because that’s what you’re “supposed to do”.
- You do a lot of moving around so get used to being in cars and packing up your stuff constantly.
- Sleeping in the passenger seat of his car while he drives to your next destination. When you’re awake, he likes to keep one hand on your thigh and the other on the steering wheel.
- Ray has no shame and that’s a fact. He isn’t afraid to make a fool of himself for you.
- He always checks on you when he thinks something may be wrong. He may overreact a little in certain situations but it’s all coming a good place.
- You catch him staring a lot, sometimes it’s innocent other times it feels like he wants to eat you alive.
- He’s really protective of you, that’s part of the reason why he watches you so much. He doesn’t like having you out of his sight just in case something happens to you or you need him.
- He finds nearly everything you do amusing. You could be killing someone and he’d find a way to make a teasing comment about it.
- He takes pride in seeing you become more like him. Whenever you do something wild he can’t help but smile.
- He’s probably taught you how to use a gun. You spend some weekends sitting in an isolated area with him, shooting cans off of broken fences and bins.
- Learning how to patch him up and reset his broken noses. Get used to blood, that’s all I’m saying.
-Sometimes he genuinely amazes you with how tough he is. You don’t think you’ve ever met anyone in your life that can handle a broken nose like it’s just an inconvenience.
- He likes going through your things so I don’t suggest owning things you wouldn’t want him finding. He does it out of curiosity and boredom rather than suspicion so don’t read into it too much.
- He’s very...convincing. It’s hard to resist him when he asks you to do something or asks to do something to you.
- Play wrestling and just being overall kinda rough with each other.
- He’s one hell of a kisser. He takes your breath away on a daily basis.
- He likes to people watch and make fun of everyone with you.
- He has a thing for your shoulders. He just always seems to be touching them in some way whether it be laying his head on one or wrapping his arm around both of them.
- Late night trips around town. You have a lot of fond memories under the stars.
- Even if he thinks something is silly he can’t help but do it for you just to see you smile.
- Keeping a list of all the motels and hotels that you’ve visited...It’s a long list.
- He likes being able to carry you into your motel room/bedroom after you’ve fallen asleep in his car or on the couch. There’s just something about it that’s so precious to him.
- Sleeping in his shirts with your head resting on his arm and his body pressed against your back.
- Probably has your name tattooed somewhere on him. He also may or may not have gotten it done while in prison.
- Be prepared for a lot of surprises, he likes seeing the look on your face when he catches you completely off guard.
- Likes when you play with his hair. You can always calm him down with it, it’s your own little secret weapon against him.
- Fights are screaming matches but he never lets either one of you walk away. You’re going to fight until things get fixed and that’s just how it’s going to be even if he has to stand by and watch you cool off for an hour. The both of you can go to bed angry with each other but you’re still sleeping side by side and that’s final.
- He hates upsetting you; he always apologizes and knows exactly what to do to make things better though.
- To a certain degree he knows almost exactly what you need and want. Sometimes it’s annoying how right he is about you but other times it’s helpful. You find solace in the fact that there’s certain things about you that he’s just dead wrong about or that he doesn’t know about at all.
- Occasionally, he gets kind of insecure about your relationship because he isn’t sure if he can provide you with the future that you really want. Sure, his adrenaline junky, carefree ways are fun now but how long are you going to think so?
- He has high hopes for you even though you’ve chosen to spend your days with a dirtbag like him.
- He’s often quick to jealousy but he hides it well...to people other than you at least. You know the way he is so you can always spot the little quirks and cues that tell you he’s getting ticked off. That and the fact that he’ll grill you on who “that guy was” after you’ve walked away from them.
- Sometimes he’s ready to start a full on fist fight after hearing someone use a pickup line on you. Other times he likes to stand around and listen to guys talk about or attempt to flirt with you just to see how quickly their faces fall once they realize you’re together. Occasionally he’ll do both of those things just for the additional ego boost.
- He’s willing to fight for a woman like you.
- He likes telling you about his different robberies and schemes. Whenever he commits some kind of crime he just has to brag to you or mock the people he just messed with.
- You’re probably going to have to visit him in prison at least once, just saying. But hey, if you’re with him you already know what you signed up for
- He’s never afraid to admit how much he missed you.
- Even if you broke up with him (probably because of him being in prison, let’s be honest) he’d still be caught up on you and wouldn’t be able to stop himself from trying to get you back by any means necessary.
- He absolutely melts on the inside whenever you tell him you love him, especially if it’s after a fight or when you’re getting back together after a long time apart.
- Ray is a charmer so it wouldn’t be hard for him to get your parents to like him, it’s probably best that you leave out the fact that he’s been to prison though.
- You probably have a Vegas wedding on a whim one night pretty early into your relationship because that’s just how your relationship is. Funnily enough, you don’t regret it one bit.
#something wild#something wild headcanons#something wild headcanon#something wild imagine#80s movie imagine#80s imagine#80s movie headcanons#80s movies#80s movie headcanon#80s imagines#80s movie#80s movie imagines#something wild 1986#ray sinclair imagine#ray sinclair headcanons#ray sinclair headcanon
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Teen Wolf : 1x01 “Wolf Moon”
OMG they look so young! This whole episode has made me feel so old, I can’t believe that it’s been 9 years since this aired. I still remember watching this after middle school and now, it’s been almost a decade, I’m in college , I’m a full adult, unbelievable!
Let’s proceed with the actual reaction, though.
The first scene it’s surprisingly good, I mean, the way it starts all somber with the creepy music, you see all the police department and the Sheriff arriving to the woods, all the police dogs barking , the fog ,... I really liked it. Actually, I had forgotten about this scene in particular.
Like, we actually get to see the Sheriff a little bit, in my mind we weren’t introduced to the Sheriff until later in the episode. That was cool, knowing that he’s the first important character we see (even though you need to be paying a lot of attention to see that it’s him, because they just focus on showing his arm or something like that )
Suddenly, the music changes into an upbeat song, and we are in Scotts house. (God, seeing Scott fixing the Lacrosse stick gave me ALL the nostalgic feelings I could handle) Tyler Posey looks so young, like a little baby, he changes so much during the years. Not like Dylan who looks exactly the same but , with longer hair 9 years later.
Anyway, we have baby Scott (that’s how I will be referring to him for the next 2 seasons aprox) working out , being teenagery , brushing his teeth (his sink worried me a bit, maybe they should think about investing in a new one ‘cause that one looks nasty) Then, he hears a noise and freaks out. BTW, Scotts hair is a whole situation, it’s way too long for such a small face.
He freaks out, gets out of the house with a baseball bat,which might have been the highlight of my day (also,the baseball bat as a deathly weapon was Scott’s idea first ,ladies and gentlemen, let’s take that into consideration) and we are finally introduced to Stiles.
What better way to introduce him than having him hanging for his first 2 minutes on screen? (he being completely unfazed by it, and carrying the conversation like nothing was wrong, is my favorite thing in the world and the reason why I love Stiles so much) if this whole scene isn’t the reason why everyone kept watching the pilot, Idk what to tell you.
Ok, then, after the best interaction ever, Stiles has somewhat convinced Scott to go look for the body in the woods. Because, yes people, there’s a body , this body is missing a half and Stiles wants to find it. Like, of course he does, this man thinks he’s a detective or something (And yes, I did say a half because we don’t know which part is missing) So, in what has to be the most teenager/peer pressure way (reluctantly following your best friend trough the woods with a murderer on the loose) our story begins.
We have Stiles and Scott walking around trying to find the body (every sentence that leaves Dylan's mouth during this episode is gold, that's really my opinion) Scotty is worried about the prospect of founding not only the body but, the murderer, Stiles is living his best life, joking around, walking way too fast for our asthmatic baby Scott, and that's how they get separated.
We properly meet one of the best characters of the show, the sheriff Stilinski, after Stiles gets scared by another deputy that thinks he’s the murderer, and Stiles leaves with his dad. So, now we have us a baby Scott walking alone, in the dark, back home.
He’s walking for a bit, with creppy background music and various animal noises (the music and the ambiance of this show are great. Props to the music team, honestly) Then, he reaches a clearing in the middle of the forest, takes out his inhaler, and when he is about to use it, a bunch of deer bump into him causing him to fall to the ground and drop the inhaler. (I bet he was more worried about dying crushed by deer than losing it, though) When the deer have gone their merry way,and he no longer thinks he’s going to die, he gets up and starts looking for the inhaler with the light of his cell phone (with the light of the screen to be precise. Scotty isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed), but he doesn’t find his inhaler, he finds... The body (the upper part, in case someone was wondering)
Then, Scotty jumps back from the scare, and falls down a hill. When he gets up, a huge black monster attacks him and baby Scott gets bitten!
(The CGI of the first season is truly horrifying but, don’t panic my friends, it will get better)
Baby Scott runs as good as he can manage ,after being bitten by an unknown huge thing and having lost his inhaler,through the woods until he reaches the road, where he is almost hit by a car (our homeboy Scotty is having a really bad night)
SPOILER
The fact that he gets almost run over by Allison and her mom , who aren’t even in the show yet is amazing. Jeff did truly love this 2 because their storyline is truly wonderful, their whole relationship is handled with such care and a lot of attention to details. It makes my heart soft.
SPOILER
They go to school, Jackson looks like an asshole and turns out to be an asshole, normal High School shit. Scotty shows Stiles his bandage and tells him that a wolf bit him, then Stiles proceeds to laugh his ass off because there hasn’t been wolfs in California in like 60 years (Stiles is the kind of person that knows that type of thing) and , baby Scott tells him that he found the body.
Then this whole hilarious scene happens:
They go to class and Scotty starts hearing a phone ringing and turns out he’s the only one hearing it (obviously dude, you’re a werewolf) because it’s the phone of a new girl that’s outside of the High School waiting for the headmaster (I guess, I though someone else was but maybe that hasn’t happened,yet) this new girl is talking on the phone with her mom and she realizes that she forgot to bring a pen (really? You forget to bring a pen to your first day of High School? Someone wasn’t prepared)
So the headmaster brings the new girl to Scotty’s class , her name is Allison, and baby Scott has a crush on her the second he sees her (puppy love has never been more fitting )
Then, he does that whole thing of giving her a pen that she didn’t ask for (if I was Allison I’d be creeped out that someone just gave me a pen after I said outside of the building that I didn’t have one but, IDK, maybe it’s just me)
Anyway, Lydia and Allison become BFFs ,they have Lacrosse practice (we hear the Lacrosse background music for the first time) and surprise, Baby Scott didn’t suck (we also meet Coach aka the most important person of Beacon Hills high school) After school Stiles and Scott go back to the wood to look for the body and the inhaler (seriously, do this kids never learn?) while Stiles jokes about Scotty being a werewolf,and Derek Hale makes his first appearance (God Derek looks like Edward Cullen in this episode) he gives Scott his inhaler back and tells them to get out of his property (like an old man)
Stiles tells Scotty that almost all of Derek’s family died in a fire in his house and baby Scott leaves to go to work. He goes to feed the cats and they freak out, Allison comes to the vet hysterical with a dog she run over , this cutie moment happens :
Baby Scott is in love, so he asks her out to Lydia’s party that friday, Allison is also in love so she says yes. Scotty goes to sleep feeling on cloud nine and wakes up in the middle of the woods (it was a full moon the night before) he sees the big monster that attacked him the other night starts running and ends up falling in someone’s pool (Baby Scott is way to ripped for an asthmatic little kid but, ok)
He goes to school , Jackson interrogates him about steroids (fuck off Jackson, no one likes you. Well, maybe Lydia, but that’s it) Scotty freaks out about sleepwalking 40 miles into the woods, they go to Lacrosse practice and Scotty makes first line so he’s going to be playing in their first Lacrosse game of the year ,Stiles is suspicious because Scott was awful at Lacrosse like 2 days ago , and suddenly he’s a pro (like he should be, honestly, people should listen to Stiles more)
Stiles goes home researches a freaking ton about lycanthropy and werewolfs and decides that yes, his best friend is a werewolf (just like that, that was his first option and he stuck to it) he calls Scotty, tells him that he should cancel his date with Allison just in case he tries to kill her but Scott ignores him.
Melissa and baby Scott have a nice mother-son moment before his first ever date (with a lot more mentions of teenage pregnancies and underage sex for what one would expect from a first date)
Baby Scott takes Allison to the party, everything is going great, until it isn’t. Suddenly Scott starts feeling the bloodlust and the changes that Stiles had warned him about, so he leaves the party (leaving Allison alone without as mush as an apology, and without a way to get back home) Do not fear, though. Derek offers to take her home so everything’s great.
Scotty goes home while having a whole freak out and tells Stiles (who has followed him because he’s the best friend anyone could ever have) that Derek is the werewolf that bit him. Stiles tells Scotty that Derek took Allison home, Baby Scott leaves to have a fucking argument with Derek, and Stiles goes to Allison’s house (Allison was just fine so Stiles leaves)
Scotty and Derek get attacked by werewolf hunters (needless to say, Scotty won’t be sleeping in a while)
In the morning Stiles picks him up from the woods. At school Scotty apologizes to Allison, she forgives him because they are in love (or stupid , if I had been left like that in the first date I wouldn’t have forgiven him) and we are introduced to Allison’s dad
Wait, did I say Allison’s dad? I meant the werewolf hunter that tried to kill him the night before.
Wow that was a roller coaster of emotions ! What did you guys think? Did you remember all of what actually happens ? Did you also realize that you’ve been mixing what happens in each season together into one big season? Because I did
#teen wolf 9 years later#rewatching teen wolf#teen wolf reunion#teen wolf#mccall pack#allison argent#scott mccall#stiles stilinski#lydia martin#jackson#scallison#coach finstock#season 1#main reaction 1x01#dylan o brien#stydia#stereck#stalia#tyler posey#holland roden#tyler hoechlin#beacon hill#i love this show#i miss teen wolf#Stydia#Stalia#sterek
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