#here for a good time

[miss-celestia13]

For Fun! Scottish Smut 😌

I wrote this ages ago as a joke for my friends, a smut scene written in Scottish slang! After all, all Scottish people are bilingual 🤣 I just discovered it in my notes as I was cleaning them out and thought I’d share it here for the laugh. I hope it makes you chuckle because it won’t set your knickers on fire 😂

Without further ado;

Jimmy and Senga’s mad night oot!

Words: 585

What some words mean:

Swalleys - swallows

Boattle - Bottle

Stoatin - stumbling

Spunked - Cummed

Tadger - Cock

Pump - Fuck/Sex/shag - rumpy-pumpy means the same thing!

Fanny - Cunt

Bean - Clit

I just had a full body cringe typing that last one, so you can figure the rest out or ask me if you get confused🤣

They wur passin the boattle ae Bucky between thum. Takin huge swalleys as they walked hame fae the pub. Stoatin’ aboot like a clumsy gazelle oan her primark special high heels, Senga wiz clingin’ tae Jimmys arm while he grabbed hur arse, and whispered sweet nuttins in hur ear.

“Jist you wait tae we git hame, doll. I’m gonnae pump you rotten.”

He always kent jist whit to say to make her knickers wet. No that she wiz wearing any. He’d gied her a gid wee finger poking in the pub loo’s jist afore they wur kicked oot for arguin way the barman when he widnae serve thum anymare vodka ridbulls. She’d loast thum somewhere ‘atween the mens loos and the bar. Stumblin upti the frunt door, Jimmy drapped hur keys twice afore he managed tae unlock it and dragged hur in.

He hud hur shoved against the door afore she kent what wiz happenin. Jimmy gied hur the sloppiest kiss ar hur life, tastin like drink, and regret as he forced his tongue doon hur throat. The hawf empty boattle ae Buckfast clattured tae the flair as he shoved a haund up her skurt and poked aboot until he foond her bean and gied it a wee flick so she jumped.

“Cannae wait any longer, doll.” He said, breath soaked in Bucky.

“Dinnae then, i wanted yeh tae shag me back at the pub.” She replied as he hiked hur skurt oer hur hips and pulled his hard tadger oot ae his best trackie bottoms.

She wiz soon oan hur knees in the hallway, Jimmy grabbed haud ae hur hips afore he pushed inside her wet fanny, sayin’ filthy hings as she shouted in surprise.

“Yer jist a wee durty. Ye’ll no be able tae walk the morra.”

Usually, when it came tae the auld rumpy-pumpy, Jimmy wiz a two-pump-chump in bed, bit when he hud a drink in him, he lasted at least ten and she’d only coonted two so far.

“Shut yer moof and dae it then.” She said and yelped when he smacked her arse and thrust harder.

Jimmy laughed as she pushed back tae make him go fastur and called him a useless basturt when he slowed right doon insteid.

“Calm doon wuman, a ken whit am dain!”

He did and he didnae. She’d coonted seven thrusts noo, and kent he didnae hae much left in him, so she took maetturs intae hur ain haunds and balanced oan wan elbay so she could fiddle wae hur bean. Jimmy was gruntin and groanin, sweaty haunds slidin oer hur arse as he loast all sense ae rhythm. A flew flicks and she wiz almost there, fingurs moving so quick as Jimmy pounded intae her fanny once, twice, and she felt her fanny flutter aroond his tadger jist afore he spunked in her.

There wiznae fireworks or stars when she came. No wae Jimmy, bit it felt gid and her boady wiz fizzing fae the drink and orgasm. Jimmy fell oan tap ae hur and crushed her intae the carpet. She wiznae comfy, but couldnae be arsed movin noo. And so Jimmy and Sengas mad night oot ended wae them both passed oot in hur hallway. Senga couldnae mind if he’d locked the door. Ah well, any cunt that tried to burgul thum wid be in fur a shoack when they foond thum bare arsed and covered in spunk. The thoat sent hur tae sleep wae a grin oan her face.

……………*

Oh, fuck me gently 🤣 I forgot how bad it is and I’m crying laughing that I’m posting it here 😂 hope it made you giggle or smile, at the least 🤭❤️

#scottish #smut oneshot #shameless smut but really I should be so ashamed of this but it’s hilarious #creative writing #shameless smut #smut #original writing #my writing #my words #writing #original short story #original female character #original characters #creativewriters #cringe #embrace it #just for laughs #here for a good time #original story #short story #smutty smut smut #smutty #storytime #why am i posting this #i am a mess #writers of tumblr #female writers #women writers #just for the lols #woman writers

[mppmaraudergirl]

back with @possessingtheproperspirit​ for chapter 2

“You’re joking.”

James stared glumly out of his office windows, where, if he squinted hard enough, he could probably just about make out the roof of Hogshead Publishing. So close, and yet so far. “I’m not.”

“Evans.” Sirius’ voice was a truly uncomforting mixture of fascination, shock and glee. 

“Yep.”

“Lily Evans.”

James sighed. “This is really helpful, Padfoot,” he told his friend. “I knew I called you for a reason.”

“Yeah, well, we all know that Remus would’ve been the better choice,” Sirius agreed, “but here we are.” He paused. “What did she look like?”

Read on AO3 || Start at the beginning

#jily fic #jily fanfic #james potter #lily evans #jple #jily #don't look back in anger #muggle au #collaboration fic with cer! #possessingtheproperspirit #here for a good time

[pridoo]

inspired by @sheherdjarin 's prince!Luke AU…I love that Luke gets to be a little difficult to handle sometimes……in my mind this is Prince of Naboo getting wrecked by his bodyguard on N-1 🙈

full version on twittero pridoo18 🤧

#dinluke #luke skywalker x din djarin #the mandalorian #sw art #lukedin #it's time for self indulgent bullshit #here for a good time #prince of naboo #my art #lemons

[obstinaterixatrix]

I wanna know too

#orlbs #gklb #she seems fun #here for a good time

[babyblueetbaemonster]

Now that anniversary edition is on all consoles, what do your dovahkiin make of the new content?

ngl I wanna play fishing mini game haha.

I'm not sure what exactly is in the Anniversary Edition. I just look up the creation club contents and assume that's it (?). I kinda like backpacks, camping, fishing, wild horse and pets. I like wondering around and not doing anything too serious haha

#ask and i shall answer #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #miraak #here for a good time #ldb #tes oc #oc: jokir #oc: naythaa #there's still a lot of thing from the older game haha we sure miss them #when bthsd didn't give you easter eggs #modder and creation club: fine i'll do it myself

[itsapapisongo]

OMG JAVI HI ITS TEE I MISSED YOU <3

So many of my moots are gone I’m glad you’re still here 😭🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

I've been coming and going but, let's be honest, I have been VERY absent!

I HOPE YOU’RE GOOD, TEE! LOVE YOUSE!

#not here for a long time #here for a good time #TEE! #LOVE YOU! #asks

[doughyduo]

Kimiko is such a sweetheart, I love her

She’s here to have a good time with everyone and to make sure everyone’s having fun, so she’s very glad you love her.

#here for a good time #and a lot of good food

[perkypipes]

The cool aunt vibes are strong with this one

#the high republic #my art #my ocs #idk she’s cool #here for a good time #will kick your ass

[chaos-le-mieux]

Greetings

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[b1tchn]

new starter call ! will be working on the old one too but :)

#HERE FOR A GOOD TIME

[neurogabu]

YO

Where the Inside Job blogs at

#inside job #here for a good time #not a long time

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

#greek mythology #ares #athena #greek gods #dont get me wrong it aint athena slander but it sure is ares praise #on some level at least #man justly accused of bad things deserves some mid praise more at 11 #thank you romi for helping me with words though i duly noted you insisted on ares not being cautious rather than him not being careful #romi be like “i want him to care” and honestly good you should say it #also EPIC led to this and i just..... i want to draw some animatics man i just need infinite time now #my long lost love for greek myths just will never stop coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming #i want some vulture design in here for ares but not sure about this one #kochei doodles

[traveler-at-heart]

I truly felt like a harlot today

#cant believe someone came in and left and then next morning there was a different person in my bed lol #am I shameless #YES #here for a good time #not a long time

[snek-eyes]

Can we go back to this for a sec? To Aziraphale having to explain the concept of being in love to the other angels? Because I cannot imagine what a trip it has to be, falling in love with someone when that is literally not something you are supposed to be able to do. When it is something you barely understand. When the object of whatever this is isn't supposed to be able to feel this way either, except as time goes on you start to realize it's happening to him too. And neither of you can actually talk to each other about it.

#here they are infected by humanity in the best way but at the same time it's also a trap because what can they do with it #The concept of falling in love for angels is useless at best and blasphemous at worst! #You're supposed to be devoted to God alone #and forget demons #they're from the same stock and anyway you're supposed to be out for yourself #v watches good omens #good omens meta #aziraphale

[squidsmeister]

dungeon meshi is my favorite road-trip comedy film

#dungeon meshi #my art #laios thorden #senshi #marcille #chilchuck #chilchack #izatsumi #laois #laius thorden #sorry guys I don’t know which spelling is correct here #chilchucks car is a beat up beige Honda civic #laois never got a license because even though he’s actually a good driver he just never cared enough to do it #plus he wants to travel in some wacky way. like on a five person tandem bicycle or some shit #marcille never got a license because just fucking look at her #plus she gets motion sick in cars. she just would #senshi walks everywhere and has no need for cars #izatsumi just learned what a car was two days ago and she’s pissed that chilchuck doesn’t have a lambo #chilchuck doesn’t have time for any of this. he has to get his daughter to soccer practice at 5

[clown-owo]

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

#i haven't drawn in like. half a month. which listen i know i don't post much here but i do draw a lot #i have another blog. but also sometimes i just don't post things. i draw for myself #just got burnt out from working on an animation final 😔 #so anyway. eased myself back in with a silly comic about portal #my irl saw my shitty sketch and thought glados was painting chell which is very funny to me. #chelldos #but like. unrequited. glados is obsessed with chell. chell is not having a good time #portal #chell #GlaDOS #GlaD0S #my art #og post #1k #5k #10k #20k #edit: i made this post almost a year ago and it haunts me. theres a typo. chell is out of character. #because i couldn't come up with a good reason for her to be there in the first place #and this was a shitty ms paint replicating drawing that i did just to get back into drawing #i didn't think it would gain much attention #i was Wrong #anyway someone in the comments said this is what happens when you speedrun thats an infintely better setup for the punchline #EDIT 2: ok i fixed it fuck you