#heis my boyfriend

[cariciapadre]

I LOVE YOU SARGENTO CARICIASS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SQUEEZES YOU

#unicorn wars #sargento caricias #AHHHH AAGH AGUA AGAHHH AAUHAHA AGHAA GAHHHHSAHHH #me upon seinf anything sargento caricias related #BLOOMMMMMMHRWNNRBBKOOM #i love him #heis my boyfriend

[rookesbane]

It’s the same damn thing that made my heart surrender.

#moral of the story: #don’t get a gilf boyfriend because he might get alzheimer’s and forget you #anyway #hey y’all~ #we are so back #spending my free time exorcising my demons #the demons in question: #twelveclara #whouffaldi #doctor who #dw #dwgifs #dwedit #twelfth doctor #clara oswald #hell bent #heaven sent #dw s9 #timelordgifs #peter capaldi #jenna coleman #mine #*mine: edits

[hammersmashingnoise]

Awkward

#‘hey don’t I recognize you?’ ‘no.’ #tumblr ruined the quality #the price of flesh #derek goffard #Derek Tpof #celia lede #celia tpof #my art #boyfriend to death #the price of flesh fanart #boyfriend to death fanart

[doctorsiren]

do you see my vision

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #shi long lang #iris fey #feenris #narumitsu #wrightworth #langworth #ace attorney fanart #art #digital art #my art #fanart #procreate #they all deserve love so #hey Edgeworth how come Capcom let’s you have TWO boyfriends?! /ref

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

something something making an item of betrothal in ur bfs culture

#zukka #zuko x sokka #zukka fanart #atla #atla fanart #I have this idea that Zuko goes to Katara like: #hey I wanna marry ur brother but idk dogsht abt how to make a betrothal necklace help pls #and Sokka goes to Iroh like: #heyyy my good boyfriends uncle #wonderful day we’re having #I wanna propose to ur nephew n ur basically god so can u pls help me make a headpiece #anyways mutual zukka proposals My beloveds #(ik it’s divorced zukka time but aidays is gonna hurt me so I need some fluff before that)

[professional-termite]

nbc hannibal au where everything is the same except hannibal has a tumblr blog called i-cook-and-eat-rude-people and nobody questions or reports it because they think its just another gimmick blog

#he doesnt post pictures of him eating people or anything #people just send him “rp” asks about cannibalism #and he answers completely accurately #and then the account goes offline for 3 years right as hannibal is arrested #and that starts a bunch of wild speculation about “omg did the chesapeake ripper have a tumblr blog or is this part of the gimmick???” #eventually hannibal makes one final post like “hey guys srry i was gone so long i got arrsted for eating all those people. i am currently #fleeing the country with my boyfriend. expect to never hear from me again“ #and then it just becomes common knowledge that the chesapeake ripper was a tumblrina #its added to the pantheon of messed up crap that has gone on in this site #nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter #nbc hannigram #hannibal #termite talks

[confessedlyfannish]

DP x DC Writing Prompt #8

The day Bruce Wayne knocks on her apartment door Sam knows it's going to be a doozy.

"Mr. Wayne, I really do hope no one saw you," she says, ushering him in. "And for the record, a text ahead of time would be appreciated."

"I parked the car a few streets away," Bruce says, sticking a finger in his heel to peel his polished leather shoes off. Sam raises an eyebrow. "It's a sedan, not a Lamborghini."

"You own a sedan?"

"Taught Dick to drive in it...after he crashed the Lamborghini."

Sam snorts despite herself. The charm Bruce Wayne exhibits would usually rub her the wrong way, too reminiscent of wealthy men that feel comfortable placing a hand on the small of your back at a crowded gala, but Bruce is honest enough about his playacting that she has come to find its insincerity comforting. She's actually sought him out more than once, leading to several annoying headlines that can't seem to decide if she's aiming to date him or one of his eligible sons. None of whom are eligible by the way, as they are a) taken, b) legally dead, c) practically a minor, and d) an actual minor.

Sam's generational wealth is peanuts compared to Wayne Industries, so naturally her parents have been thrilled and rooting for option c.

"I also didn't want Danny to see I'd texted you. Or force you to lie to him."

Sam doesn't quite tense, but it's a near thing. She does slide to the other side of her kitchen island, under the context of finishing prepping her feta fried eggs, laid on a bed of smashed avocado and warm tortilla. She pulls a bottle of crunchy garlic oil out of the fridge and drizzles hot red crisps across the runny yolk. She takes a bite, chewing thoughtfully, not so much as offering him a glass of water.

"You realize, Mr. Wayne, I have no intention of lying to Danny now?"

Bruce sits at the stool on the opposite side of the island. "I understand. And if you want to ask Danny to return home before we continue, I'd understand that as well. I didn't mean to discomfit you--"

"Please do not lie to me now, Mr. Wayne," Sam says, rolling her eyes. "By your own admission you showed up at noon without warning knowing my superhero boyfriend wouldn't be present. If I am discomfited, all the more likely you get your information, right?" Golden yolk runs down her fingers, and she sacrifices it to the napkin rather than lick up her arm in front of her boss, with no small amount of resentment. The yolk is the best part.

"Get to it then," she demands.

Bruce straightens in his stool, chin raising and firming in a jawline she most often sees under a cowl. His eyes attempt to pin her in place, but Sam has stared the Master of Time in the face and demand he reschedule so she is built. different. She takes another bite of egg taco.

"I was not aiming for you to feel threatened, and moreover, I doubt you could be."

Except a smart person should always feel threatened by a threat, no matter their capability of handling one. It keeps them alive.

"Can you tell me how I'm not like all the other girls after lunch? You'll spoil my appetite."

Bruce clears his throat. "I'll get to the point--"

"Thank you."

"--Danny has been exhibiting paranormal behaviors beyond his baseline. We welcome all biologies; human, alien, and paranormal alike, but I have observed actions unlike what he had previously established as his, for lack of a better word, 'normal'

"I want to make sure he is not experiencing any unwelcome outside influence. Or, if this is merely a facet of his evolution, I'd like to know if this is something we or his family should be monitoring."

Sam has been an eco-consultant with Wayne Industries and unofficially, the Batfamily, for half a year now and this is the most she's ever heard the man speak in one sitting.

"Wow," she says. "How long have you been rehearsing that one?"

"A while." Bruce grunts, voice finally taking that final drop into Batman's gravelly rasp. "I see you're not surprised by any of this."

"No, not really," Sam says. She pours him a tall glass of lemon water from the pitcher, freshly sliced that morning, and he takes a polite sip.

"So what can you tell me?"

"Probably a lot. And Danny would probably prefer that I do, knowing him, the big baby," Sam sighs. "Listen Mr. Wayne, I can appreciate that you came here from a place of caution rather than intrusion. And if Danny was undergoing something negative or from an 'unwelcome outside influence' that would be the right call, and I, albeit begrudgingly, encourage you to do so in the future."

"But he's not."

"He's not," Sam confirms. "And in fact, I think he could really use someone to talk to about it. Outside of his family."

"I see..." Bruce says, shifting.

"If you want to tag team this one with one of the higher EQ players, such as Superman, I give you permission." Sam does not think she's imagining that slight sag of relief.

"Thank you," Bruce says, sliding off the stool. "I don't suppose you have material we could consult...?"

"Actually yes, I happen to have a pamphlet right here. 'So your ghostly body is changing, and how.'"

"You're being more sarcastic than usual."

"You interrupted my lunch, Mr. Wayne."

#sam: #bruce: #bruce: so i was thinking brainwashing- #sam: ghost puberty #bruce: frick #sam give-my-boyfriend-the-talk manson #at some point when danny went from teen hero to the eldritch being of our fanfic dreams he had to start experiencing the “becoming” #i imagine that was actually pretty terrifying #his whole family calling it ghost puberty is probably actually really kind and appreciated #hey i'm starting to forget to breathe and sometimes i want to bite things #aw honey it's ok your body is chaaanging #you're teeeething #baby's first feral chomp #sometimes i hear the universe it is a symphony i cannot explain but if i listen too long i fear it shall sweep me away forever #let's get you some airpods with the latest paramore album #that helping? #yes actually ty #dp x dc #dp x dc au #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #batman #sam manson #danny fenton #danny phantom #my writing

[spideybonez]

loki's taste in partners being so awful and horrible that when he starts introducing mobius as his boyfriend his friends and family straight up Don't believe it

#loki: hey this is my boyfriend mobius #thor: .... brother are you sure about that #quick mobius blink twice if he's holding you hostage #lokius #loki laufeyson #mobius m mobius #loki series #si yaps

[jellydrawsposts]

Im way too tired to clean this up but I’ve been cackling at this i still absolutely love how The Dragon Prince randomly decided to drop the fact that Corvus not only knows how to play the cello but also that he writes his own pieces AND THEY NEVER MENTION IT AGAIN

Based off of that redraw trend on Twitter

#jelly draws #fanart #the dragon prince #tdp corvus #tdp soren #sorvus #corvus the kind of guy to drop lore randomly and never bring it up again you’ll know him at work as a quiet guy then one day he’s like #’hey sorry im heading out early i gotta pick up my little sister from soccer practice then met up with my boyfriend for his birthday

[doppel-dean-er]

I think it would be really funny if Abed becomes a (mediocre) famous filmmaker and he gets cancelled on twitter for "queerbaiting" and he's like "queerbaiting? this movie is about me and Troy, and we're just friends." then he looks at the callout posts and they're just pointing out behaviors that actually exist in Troy and Abed's friendship that Abed perceived as platonic (but lets be honest here) and being like "see??? that's clearly meant to trick us into thinking they're gay."

anyway that leads to Abed having a queer awakening and makes him even more yearny

#and obviously all of the things would be like hand touches and smiles #WHICH FRIENDS CAN EXHIBIT #and as an aro person I have many relationships that outsiders would consider at least a little romantic which is just dead wrong #but in this case it would be just enough of a push for Abed to realize his feelings #then after they get together he would make a response like “hey fuck you guys friends CAN do that kind of thing” #“anyway here's my boyfriend :3” #community #community nbc #nbc community #trobed #abed nadir #troy barnes

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

time travel au that has everyone circa season 1 travelling like ten years into the future and s1 steve and robin, who do not know each other in any way, have to come to terms with the fact that in ten years they'll apparently be married?????

and also eddie munson apparently lives with them which is definitely super weird but steve's too worried about his apparent fall in standards and robins too worried that she's like. failed as a lesbian and caved to be in a loveless heterosexual marriage to notice that older steve and robin are clearly close, yeah, but they never kiss or do anything explicitly romantic, and older eddie munson is literally hanging off older steve looking like he's gonna die of laughter any time s1 steve asks if older him and robin are trying for kids

#lavender marriage stobin my beloved #platonic stobin #steddie #honestly it doesn't help that any time baby steve is mean about robin older steve is like hey fuck you that's my wife #like he's believably in love with her bc stobin is so codependent they'll be like. sitting on each other's laps #meanwhile eddie 'Actual Boyfriend' munson is like why would i sit in steve's lap that's robins seat #im not a homewrecker who am i to get between husband and wife

[nart-is-a-monster]

Ok now, since my tablet seems to be an absolute failure in uploading things and most of the times something goes wrong with either the wifi or Tumblr itself

ITS DONE!!!!

:3333

And also green in several places ¡For reasons!

AND HERE'S THE LINK OF THE FIC 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

And also go and give some love to @aziraphalesbookkeeper bc she wrote the thing

Close-ups 🗣️

#UHGHHHHTHIS TOOK SO LONGGGG #but it's done 👍 #I ATE ALL YOUR FIC OF VAT7K IM NOTMAL ABT TJEM #and alsl #im cooking something abt the chapter 5 heheheheheh #Hugo's eyes are secreting radiocuntivity #HEY IF YOU SEE THIS POST TWICE OR SOMETHING I GENUINELY DONTKNOW WHY THE APP WORKS IN WEIRD WAYS #anyways #vat7k #varian #alchemy boyfriends #varian and the seven kingdoms #tts #hugo vat7k #varigo #tts varian #hugo rottewange #hugo the human #my art <3 #ao3feed #ao3 fanfic #ao3 fanart #:3333333 #LOVE YOU BYEEE

[astarlightmonbebe]

dohan is really out here living in a high stakes thriller while jihan and ajeong try out an enemies to lover romcom

#star stumbles #wedding impossible #kdrama #i put my money on the ex boyfriend we got one glimpse of who's on the relationship chart (??) but hey. #it could be anyone #i really hope we see him actually doing art sometime though #jihan's all about marrying off his brother and inheriting a company #ajeong is doing fake marriage enemies to lovers poor girl meets rich guy family drama #meanwhile dohan is being stalked threatened someone's out to get him hiding his sexuality #it's a lot and it's fun

[microtyalm13]

everything about Gavriil feels suffocating.

how his presence alone can be almost overwhelming, how his massive body cages you everytime without a chance to escape. you wouldn't dare to try anyway, knowing that you don't even have a say against a creature of his caliber. he will find you. in your dreams, in your nightmares. in your room.

how he will be intense and vague about everything just for the sake of it; to confuse you further, to see the conflict of emotions in your eyes merge with arousal. eventually your hesitance turns into acceptance, a desperate need to feel his hands all over you. and he will be oh so grateful to fulfill that desire.

how his thick tongue pushes past your lips and into your mouth, reaching almost the back of your throat, relishing in the muffled little sounds you make. your drool mixed with his saliva drips down your chin, and your hazy eyes look up at him when he finally pulls away, giving you a second to breathe.

how his hips are slamming into you relentlessly, your wetness and lack of resistance allowing him to move almost effortlessly. forced to hold onto him for dear life instead of pushing away. all of your morals and principles are being tossed out of the window every single time he comes to you. he has you where he wants you, and will not stop until he feels like you can't take it anymore.

and how in the morning he vanishes away, leaving you guessing: was it just another wet dream? but the cold stickiness between your legs tells you more than you need to know.

#yes bringing this back bc at the time i didn't tag it properly #okay im gonna complain in here now. #need... to... draw... something... but i dont... have the strength.. #drawing on my phone is so exhausting but i have no other option #bc i think my traditional art is not very polishedddd and i dont want to answer asks with ittttt #but maybe i will #bc i think i'm really getting to that burnout #and giving how my bday is getting closer and closer.... #i dread it. but hey. cake. money. i'll get a new piercing #i WILL cry ofc but hey. maybe someone will buy me tea as a gift. who knows. #i just want to spend some time with someone yknow:( #just... talk. about anything. sit beside eachother and stare off into the waters #i hope the snow will melt soon because i want to go out more even if by myself #gonna find a job when summer comes... maybe talking to colleagues and all that will help... everythings gonna be fine.. i hope #i just need friends. god. #microtya's kids #microtya: gavriil #monsterfucker #monster fucker #monster x human #monster boyfriend #monster lover #teratophillia #god x human #monster smut

[a-study-in-dante]

June 3rd, 2024 | First day back to class for a Summer School in Milano 🇮🇹 Very interesting so far, I'm socializing both in English and Italian (!!), + I get to take pretty notes and make aesthetic schedule bujo spreads again ah (more to see soon-ish!)

#not so thrilled that it's in Milan bc Firenze or Roma would have been so much better but hey #also wasn't that thrilled to go because it meant leaving my newly official boyfriend for 2 weeks while still high on the relationship start #but he got up at 6 on a Saturday just to go to the airport with me even though Icould just have gone alone 🥹 #sorry i'm not bragging I'm just so damn freaking happy #Summer School #Gradblr #phdblr #litblr #studyblr #my posts

[ectoplasmer]

you guys ever grab your f/o’s face and just *forehead kiss* *forehead kiss* *forehead kiss* *forehea

#this was originally phrased for platonic f/os but i then proceeded to think about doing this with my boyfriends and. yeah #anyway #HEY i finally picked back up gx because i got bored lol #and because. lowkey. judai randomly popping up in my dreams spooked me enough to remember to continue watching it >_< #i am reminded of why he got instantly put on the platonic list despite me barely knowing him lol #literally just. golden retriever #which is so so funny when you look at my two other platonic f/os #like on one hand we have the serious and more mature beyond my years #and then we have the high energy positivity fiends #if i still listed my hs f/os on my list you would see more obviously what i mean lol #sometimes you just want to smother your friend in a dumb display of affection u_u #anyway. #hello #tbh… kissing melv (and technically yb) right where the eye of wedjat would go… <333 #self ship #selfship #selfshipping #self shipping #f/o imagines #imagine your f/o #romantic f/o #platonic f/o #self ship community #selfshipping community #platonic: judai #quartzshipping #rainy.file