#he’s so dumb

[l3viat8an]

You can never tell Mammon you’re cold because he can’t act fucking normal for five minutes- rather then giving you his jacket he tries to zip you in with him, telling you to put your arms in the sleeves with his and that his body heat will keep you warmer anyway :)

#he’s so dumb #but I love him sm <3 #(Lily if you see this it’s based on that conversation we had a few days ago lolol) #obey me! #obey me mammon #obey me mammon x reader #obey me fluff #soft stuff! #obey me #om! #obey me hcs #om! hcs #om! mammon #om! x reader #ro’s dumb stuff tag! #mams <333

[urdadskat]

Silly silly silly stuff

#cookie run #cookie run ovenbreak #cr ovenbreak #crob #strawberry cream cookie #silly little guy #so silly #the silliest #he’s so dumb #i love him #ha ha funny #my contribution to the fandom

[talleryn]

Flo: that shirt looks good on you, Lucy

Lucy: thanks!

Flo: but it would look better on Lockwood’s floor

Lucy:

Lucy: are you flirting with me for him?

Flo: someone has to help

#he’s so dumb #like seriously he wouldn’t know Lucy was into him if she wrote it on a sign and smacked him in the head with it #lockwood and co #lockwood & co #anthony lockwood #lockwood #locklyle #lucy carlyle #brainrot #shitpost #lockwood & co meme #lockwood and co headcanons #incorrect lockwood & co #lockwood and lucy #lucewood #lockwood & co incorrect quotes #lockwood netflix #flo bones

[zuppizup]

Pirate Callum Appreciation

<3

Bonus:

#don’t call him a flopsy anchovy 😉 #i love him #he’s so dumb #the dragon prince #tdp #tdp callum

[starlightseraph]

i think bertie “himbo” wooster would be completely oblivious to the fact that being gay could get him sent to prison, and, also, be completely oblivious to the fact that he’s gay

#he’s so dumb #idiot (affectionate) #jooster #they are GAY 🫵 #and bertie is DUMB ✊ #he’d definitely get into some horrible situation by not realising that his existence is illegal #and jeeves would have to get him out of it #jeeves and wooster #hugh laurie #stephen fry #bertie wooster #reginald jeeves #to boost: #house md #hilson #starlightseraph’s brainrot

[frnkiebby]

the personification of rawr XD~🎃

#fuckin emo #i love him #the fucking prettiest #he’s so dumb #i wanna smoosh him #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #frnkie #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[panicky-pansexual]

My second favorite Gresley

#ttte flying scotsman #ttte humanized #ttte #art #drawing #ttte gijinka #he’s so dumb #i love him #your honor he’s just a silly guy #he’s done no wrong in his life

[lewdo]

lol at lando accidentally going live on twitch during the driver’s parade

#i was like uhm why he streaming to see him tapping away trying to close #he’s so dumb #lando norris #ln #f1 #formula 1

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

me: phil lester is 35 years old, he’s not a baby, he’s a grown ass man, he can take care of himself, we shouldn’t infantilise him

phil:

me: oh ok. yeah uh our fears are valid. he’s not going to survive while dan’s on tour. bye phil was nice knowing you bestie 😪😞

#he’s so dumb #they’re both so dumb #i love dumb gay men #the only time i’ll ever say i love men is if the words “dumb” and “gay” are present #dnp #dan and phil #it actually comforts me so much how dumb they are #i’m 24 and i’m an idiot #i don’t know how to do anything #so if they at 31 and 35 have kept themselves alive #had successful lives #maybe there’s hope for me #phan #amazingphil #daniel howell #we’re all doomed #wad tour #dan howell #danisnotonfire #fuck u #yeet my deet

[danvssomethingorother]

This is my favorite “Zuko really is just a child huh?” Moments in the series.

#zuko #avatar the last airbender #he’s so dumb #this is the most 16 year old behavior he has ever done #Youtube

[jedikaylin]

Thinking about how quickly Kylo slid into that force bond with Rey.

She shot at him and he sprinted after her to be like, ‘omg 🤭 what’s going on here?’ Dude where is your lightsaber? Isn’t that an enemy?

‘You’re in her dms, I’m her dyad in the force. We are not the same’

Rey: Cuts his face and leaves him for dead in the woods

Kylo as soon as he sees Rey again: 🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🧍🏻

#he’s so dumb #i love them #star wars #reylo #Kylo Ren #rey skywalker #the last jedi

[bluemantics]

Keith inhaled quietly as he took in the smells and sights of the beach. He’d landed just an hour ago, and had spent the time since then covering himself in sunscreen and changing into beach gear. He wasn’t so much of a fan of the beach, but that wasn’t why he was there. Today, he’d promised Lance to meet him on this beach planet. All of the tasks from the Blade he was skipping sort of replayed in his mind in the background. He couldn’t shut it down, couldn’t stem the flow of anxiety that came with taking a “break.”

But.

Lance wanted this. Keith hadn’t seen him truly joyful since the end of the war, and maybe he was a softy, a sucker, or weak. He just knew he’d do anything to see Lance smile again.

“Keith!” Keith jolted up as if the sand burned his bare feet. Lance was running to him, steps clumsy and large (probably due to his legs, which were illegally long in Keith’s opinion).

Keith smiled, turning to face him.

“Hey—“ he froze. Lance. Wasn’t. Stopping. Oh, shit. With all of the Grace Lance McClain possessed— approximately none— he crashed directly into Keith’s chest and wrapped his arms around his waist.

They promptly toppled into the sand. Keith winced, already feeling a bruise in his hip, the sun from above now directly in his eyes.

“Keith, you made it.” Holy fucking shit, if that didn’t make Keith pause and suck in a breath as he reassessed their position. Because now Lance was directly over him, arms on either side of Keith’s head, blue eyes directly meeting his own. Keith shuddered as a wave lapped at their tangled legs.

“Of course I did,” Keith said, hating the warmth that was obvious in his voice. “I promised, didn’t I?” He ignored the flush rising to his face.

Lance laughed, rolling off of him and flopping directly on the line where ocean met shore. Keith felt himself breathe again.

“That you did, Samurai,” Lance agreed, lazily watching Keith sit up on his hands. Keith noticed the water spiraling up to Lance’s ears, but also… huh.

“Is your hair… curly?” Keith asked sharply. Lance turned his head away in embarrassment.

“Uh, yeah.” Lance worried at his bottom lip. Keith actively did not notice. “It’s always been pretty curly. I just didn’t have the products to take care of it in space. I’ve been using them more, lately, and the salt water also makes it a lot more noticeable. Why, is it bad?” Lance reached up a hand to touch the place where Keith’s hand was reaching out to a loose strand, and Keith yanked his hand away, because he hadn’t realized his hand was in Lance’s hair.

“No, no,” Keith mumbled, the heat getting to him. “It’s good. Nice. More you, if that makes sense.”

Lance covered his face with his hands. “Oh my god, yeah, it does. You’re killing me, Kogane. What’s gonna happen when I get sun freckles?! Gonna poke those?!”

“Maybe,” Keith admitted. Lance squawked.

“Fuck off, that’s a stupid joke, you have no sense of humor,” Lance replied with an awkward grin. Keith tried to reflect it.

“Yeah,” he agreed. “Pretty stupid.”

#this is technically a bonus scene from my fic ablyfh #i love Keith #he’s so dumb #Hahaha yeah We Are All Joking Here #RIGHT AFTER FLIRTING( #? MORON #klance #lance mcclain #voltron #keith kogane #klance fanfiction #lance voltron #klance fic #vld #fanfiction #klance voltron #bluemanfics

[banana-vatore]

this picture is sending me because while the rest are all formal and snazzy, the only difference to Ronald’s normal outfit is

stripey socks.

#he brought out his fancy socks for this occasion #he’s so dumb #i really can’t tell if they’re a part of his normal outfit too but i can’t find images of his socks anywhere on the internet #now that’s a sentence #but i choose to stay delusional and believe this man has formal socks #and they’re striped #it’s my hyperfixation and i get to choose the delusional #prove me wrong yana/lh #ronald knox #black butler #kuroshitsuji #kuroshitpost #sebastian michaelis #ciel phantomhive #grelle sutcliff #grelle sutcliffe #not tagging the viscount he can rot #shinigami

[bragginball-z]

He’s so babygirl

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandor the relentless #nandor the bitchless #nandor the himbo #wwdits nandor #he’s so dumb #he’s perfect #i love him

[funeral-grayy]

reading kenma, is like trying to read a book in another language. a language you don’t speak nor read, so you can’t understand it. so when he hasn’t spoken to you, his best friend, in almost a week, you have no idea why. why has he distanced himself? why has he ignored all your texts? this just isn’t him. even kuroo has no idea what’s going on, specially because kenma has been completely normal with him. so this leads you to believe that you’re the problem here.

it was going on two weeks now and you were fucking sick of it. he’d gone from ignoring you to giving one word replies, which was somehow far worse. you’re sat in your small bedroom, picking at a thread on your blanket. trying to rack your brain, you can’t come up with a logical reason. with a huff, you got up out of bed and decided you’d go and demand answers.

you didn’t even knock once you got to kenma’s apartment, barging in while he’s sprawled on his bed playing his switch.

“what the fuck is your deal, kenma?”

without even glancing up from his game, he just shrugs. this pisses you off beyond belief. you stomp over, snatching the switch and tossing it at the end of the bed.

“why are you ignoring me??? you haven’t talked to me in weeks!” frustrated tears slid down your cheeks as he finally looked up at you.

“why don’t you go hangout with your new boyfriend sebastian” he replied with snark. sebastian??? what was he even talking about?

“what are you even talking about?”

“i heard you telling kuroo about the ‘cute pc gamer’ you’re going after.”

oh my god

laughter filled his room, you couldn’t believe this. you were laughing so hard now, your tears no longer from being sad. kenma was jealous. oh he was so jealous and it was hilarious. you got into the bed and sat down next to him, laying your head on his shoulder. he let out another huff and tried to push you off but you wouldn’t budge.

“kenma, are you jealous?” you asked but he completely ignored the question, opting to look away and pout. you smiled up to him and pinched his cheek.

“don’t worry, i won’t tell anyone you’re jealous of a stardew valley character”

you’re surprised he didn’t get whiplash from how hard he turned his head to look down at you. pink dusted his cheeks and nose, he couldn’t believe how dumb he’d been. he also inadvertently confessed without even speaking.

oh god he was so embarrassed

#kenma x reader #kenma kozume x reader #kenma #kenma kozume #haikyuu!! #stardew valley #he’s so dumb

[sandwichedbread]

i love my cat hes so stupid

i think you all should also look at him

#sandwiched words #cat #my cat #he’s so dumb #heart emoji