#he was like 9 or 10 when this happened

[dat1angel]

When Ra's needed an heir, Talia impregnated herself with The Detective's DNA to give him the perfect offspring. When she delived fraternal twins the boy was raised to one day take over the League and the girl was kept around so that she might one day provide the LoA with new recruits. When she came of age and learned that the only reason she was kept around was the idea of her future children, she fled. They never found her.

Years later, Duke Thomas introduces his family to his new boyfriend, Danny Fenton.

#dp x dc #dpxdc #trans danny fenton #twins au #danny and damian are twins #danny was born a girl #he ran away from the leauge and ended up with the Fentons #he was like 9 or 10 when this happened #they adopt him and he comes out as trans about age 12 #the Fentons are supportive and he starts being masc presenting #then the events of dp canon happen #minus phantom planet haha never heard of it #danny ends up telling his parents about being phantom at around age 16 #they accept him and do a complete 180 on their opinions about ghosts #danny moves to gotham after high school for college #where he meets duke #they hit it off immediately #duke can tell danny has some kind of abilities #which is what originally propts him to talk to danny #but he doesn't pressure him and lets him reveal them to him in his own time #meanwhile they grow closer and closer until nest thing you know they are going on their first date #danny x duke #what is their ship name again? #ghost lights #deadlight #will o wisp

[incorrectskywalkers]

more disaster lineage cal au incorrect quotes because i really want to write a fic about this but writer's block be damned so i'm doing this instead

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Anakin: I lost Cal. Obi-Wan: How did you LOSE Cal?! Anakin: To be fair, he is very small.

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Obi-Wan, watching Cal do something stupid: Anakin, you're officially only the second highest risk here. Anakin: Hell yeah! I'm gonna— Obi-Wan: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.

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Obi-Wan: Cal, please get that hideous thing out of the living room, would you? Cal, to Anakin: Obi-Wan wants you to get out of the house.

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Anakin, to Cal: Okay, I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died- Cal: Twelve, actually. Anakin: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? Cal: Yours. Anakin: That's right, no one's. Also don't tell Obi-Wan about this.

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Anakin: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out. Obi-Wan: Cal and Ahsoka were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.

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Cal: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Ahsoka: *crouches down* Obi-Wan: *kneels down* Anakin: *sits on the floor* Cal: Cal: I hate all of you.

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Anakin, driving and singing to the Little Einsteins theme song: We’re going on a trip- Cal: In our favorite piece of shit! Ahsoka: Doing 95! Obi-Wan: We’re going to kriffing die!

#together anakin. cal and ahsoka are like the unholy trinity of chaos #also to note in this au. cal is obi-wan's padawan and ahsoka is still anakin's #cal would be like. 9/10 when he becomes obi wan's padawan. since in fallen order he was 13 when order 66 happened #the jedi sending out literal children into war like 'yeah this is fine' #star wars #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #star wars au #disaster lineage cal #disaster lineage #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #cal kestis #ahsoka tano #the clone wars #jedi fallen order #jedi survivor

[chambers003]

oot/mm link is so fucked up like.

you are a 10 year old child, living with other children, and you are different from them. you don’t know how.

you are a child, and you have found other children, supposedly like you.

you watch as your newest friend is torn from you, leaving only an ocarina and knowledge of a sword behind.

you pull the sword from its pedestal and the world goes white.

when you awaken, you are a child in a 17 year old’s body, and the world has turned to ruin in your absence.

you are a child in an adult’s body, yet you begin your quest to defeat the evil that took your friend from you.

you have gotten used to being in a 17 year old’s body, but the first friend you made in your new world has just sent you back to relive the childhood he believes was stolen from you, without even asking your permission. he does not know you’ve gotten used to this life.

you remember your previous life, in this new one. he would not have known.

you are 9 years old. you are an adult in a child’s body.

you face a demon puppeting a child’s body.

you have three days until the moon crashes. the moon crashes. you play a tune, and you have three days until the moon crashes.

you try not to think of yourself when you look at the skull kid, wearing the mask of the demon controlling them.

you try not to think of them when you tear the souls from others and craft them into masks. the agony of donning them is enough.

you do not know how old you are. you are 9 years old. you do not know how many times you have lived three days. you are not 9 years old.

you hold the power of a god in your hands.

you wear the power of a god on your face. you are a god in a child’s body.

you do not know what you are.

#my post #yes i he/him oot sheik. he didnt NEED to trans his gender when he went into hiding. but he did. #anyway #my timeline is #oot link was 10 and he aged up to 17 upon pulling the master sword. (pulled from the fact in botw 17 is considered adulthood) #mm link was around 8 or 9 when he was like ‘yeah no i cant wait any longer i know what’s coming and i wanna stop it NOW.’ #so he did that and then mm takes place when he’s 9 #this is all just physically ofc #mentally he’s probably closer to 20-25 at this point #then ofc mm happens and Who Knows how long he was stuck in termina. and then the power of the fierce deity… he becomes the fierce deity? #how old is a god? #so he’s been around for ??? years timeloop included. and fierce deity is ???????? years old. and link himself is somewhere between those two #(the number of question marks used is indicative of how old relatively they are to each other) #the legend of zelda #ocarina of time #majora’s mask #i love oot/mm. would love to play it one day. (ive started oot but hit a roadblock rly early on)

[hexados-on-a-string]

researching bakugan things and i was going through infinity helios' page on the bakugan wiki and it was like "helios is the second most evolved bakugan having evolved 3 times" and im like "oh cool. i mean obviously number 1 is drago but how many times has he evol- ELEVEN??????"

which is even funnier when mechtanium surge is very much like. "yeah drago and helios are on similar power levels" and im like great it took helios three evolutions to get there and it took drago ELEVEN?????? like ik there is like. unethical science practices and all of that with helios' evolutions but. still.

#the second possibility is that helios is not actually as strong as drago. spectra is just a better brawler than dan. #and that makes up the difference or something. #again the way mechtanium surge uses spectra is so funny. he just shows up when the brawlers are in deep shit #its even funnier that helios addresses that they always seem to be the ones who clean up the brawler's mess #and like. hes right. thats the only reason they're there. #its funny but also kinda disappointing that they dont really interact with rafe and paige at all #i WISH ms treated spectra like they were the darkus brawler of the group of the season. LIKE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE #im going off topic whoops #okay i think at least one of those evos happen in arc 2 of mechtanium #which i have never watched but still. thats like about 9 or 10 evos to achieve what helios has in 3. #anyway back to my bullshit #im saying im doing research but finding out infinity helios' amount of evos is actually totes unrelated to what im doing

[thschei]

I'm sure other people have done this already but I wanted to make my own

(The photo for "everybody lives" isn't the exact frame it's said, but I couldn't get his grin at that frame to look flattering, so I took 1 from right before he says it)

#erin talks #photo #(wait reblog this one instead there was a piece of one of the other photos cutting into 9's face on the right 😭 #what happens when you want to do shit when your body is like <3 no sorry we're in pain we can't do shit <3) #I'll add the same tags as before #I lub him he is everything to me #I'm so happy to see so much love for 9 lately bc back when ppl would say to just skip his season and go straight to 10 #it always made me sad :( I know 9 isn't conventionally attractive & he doesn't communicate his affection the way that 10 does #but I find that really endearing about him & 9's arc is what made way for 10 to let more vulnerability show

[altoskh]

I love it when I say I don't really like dogs and people are like egads! You hate dogs ?? You hate fun and puppies and you kick them too ?? And I bring out a snake or bug for my job and walk them around and every other time I get someone who tells me to my face Get that thing away from me I hate snakes/cockroaches/spiders I kill them they're disgusting!!!!

#insane son of dzemael who fucked off to be a hairdresser #a month or so ago a parent legit told her kids We are leaving i will not be in the same room as a snake #and i was like. ill just go lol. if you have zero respect then you dont deserve him ANYWAYYYY #i dont care if you dont like them but when someone clearly loves an animal that they have #and you are like rghhhh how can i make this about how i hate snakes and they should all die!!!! #thankfully it doesnt happen often but every time it does im like Blow up lol #9 times out of 10 its a parent thats like HE WILL BITE MY CHILDREN when the kids are like oooo whats that! #mammal bias my detested #zero respect for animals when they arent cute and cuddly my other detested

[running-in-the-dark]

I'm about to finish season 3 of The Librarians and uh... I'm not having a good time

#hated episode 9. like it was. bad. #and now episode 10? I'm. what. #they better do something good with this or I'm angry #what the fuck eve. #how could she do that. #my poor boy Jenkins 😭 #yeah this is one of those moments that makes me not want to finish a show..... this close to giving up so they better fix this and fast. #someone please tell me it gets better 😭😭😭 #yeah yeah patience whatever I don't care I'm upset 🥺 #my children 🥺 #Jenkins 😭 #he's my favourite now apparently? don't know when that happened but. oh my GOD stop hurting him 😭😭😭 #at least Flynn stealing the artifacts right in front of them is funny 😭

[milf-harrington]

thinks about my sisters life for too long and immediately starts sniffling

#she used to be in charge of running my baths when we were little and then shed get in trouble for making them too hot #and i was too little to really think about the fact that she was 8/9/10/11 #and it shouldve been my parents (my MUMS) job but they were too busy outside drinking #and i keep thinking about my sister at 9 years old being yelled at by a grown man she already hated bc he barged into her family #being THREATENED bc she made a mistake doing something that shouldnt have been her responsibility #i look back on the time i got grounded for mixing all of her makeup into 'potions' and im like. so thankful it happened?? #im so glad i got in trouble for hurting her in such a 'silly' way bc there was never really anyone on her side #and i should have been but i was 4 years younger than her and was (i know now) being groomed by the man who hated her #and it just. i makes me very sad to think about her half of our childhood and how sad and scary and lonely it must have been #kaueamua tag #captain speaks #uhh #child abuse cw #just in case

[emystic]

If someone told me THIS CHILD RIGHT HERE would into up into a teenager who just casually be like "Well yeah go ahead kill that guy if you wanna, I don't care he was mean anyway." I would not believe you but here we are

#ooc #this is what happens when you grow up in the woods and 9 or 10s of the adults in your life just be killing mortals like it's a part time jo #marja should have never went back to suojarvi if she found mika #her ass should have stayed in some calmer place and his father's crazy ass side can send letters or some shit to their nephew #even with no memories he is so desensitized

[aberooski]

I always know which songs are gonna be underrated/slandered on an album because they're my favorite song(s) 🙃

#i swear every time I watch a reaction video to an album #my favorite songs are always the ones that are either deemed skips or not very good/the best or could've been taken off the album #I watched a reaction video to 5sos's SGFG my favorite 5sos album and the guy said that airplanes and san francisco were the weakest songs #on the album and I was just there like ''...of course it's my favorite songs you're saying that about when you loved every other song😑🙃'' #and then I realized it really was a pattern because the same thing happened with emotions on 5sos5 and lover of mine on CALM #graceland too on phoebe bridgers' punisher is another example #THANKFULLY no slander for new years day when my boy HTHAZE did his rep reaction I would have LOST IT #he did slander call it what you want tho so #among other songs and albums but my point is that if a song is my favorite 9 times out of 10 it will be an underrated and/or slandered song #and that has really started to bug me a lot #abby's just rambling don't mind her #abby fully admits she's an idiot

[cruelsister-moved2]

I was wondering if you could elaborate on what you mean by you don’t think femme4femme is a thing? Like do you not agree with it or not think people have that experience, or is a historical or terminological disagreement?

no like theres plenty of feminine women who want to fuck other feminine women it just doesnt really have much to do with the butch/femme subculture and like most people who are going out of their way to announce that they're femme4femme are just doing it in a defensive like uhmm i only like pretty cute soft pink uwu girlsss 🥺 way thats just terminally irritating 😭 ur the default majority already so it like comes hand in hand with this idea that butch4femme couples are like somehow privileged and proximal to heterosexuality or something ... and to me in that context femme is just meaning like that ur a feminine woman in purely aesthetic terms so like idrc if ur using that word to describe who u wanna bang in the appropriate context, but i dont think it constitutes a femme identity in the butchfemme way which literally only exists in the first place out of courting rituals between butch and femme women. so yeah its historical/terminological for sure, hopefully what i said makes sense<3

i do think its worth considering like how internalised lesbophobia and the stigmatisation of gnc women etc might be affecting this and like i say, a lot of the like aggressively femme4femme ppl are young gays w a lot of internalised lesbophobia who need to make it clear that theyre like an acceptable pretty soft whatever lesbian not like those dykes, but thats not me saying that ur problematic for not fancying butches or something - like were the roles reversed id be the exact same bc feminine women just arent what's attractive to me n thats fine. but the reason a lot of our hackles go up at that term is because through experience we've come to associate it with dehumanisation of our partners and dismissal of our desire, etc. a lot of ppl have some kind of variation and maybe like really androgynous girls or all sorts of girls who are both feminine and masculine or whatever whereas i feel like if ur out the gate dismissive of anyone whos not hyperfeminine that is just to me more likely a sign that uve got some stuff to deal with. but thats for u & like ill never dismiss someone purely based on who theyre attracted to thats crazy but if ur framing it in a way thats clearly defensive against proximity to the gnc women in ur community or something then yeah i dont think you have any right to the subculture which they built and defended as a safe space from people exactly like u!! i hope that makes sense and any follow up qs are totally welcome if i said anything that confused u or u dont agree, i hope i dont come off hostile or anything 🥺 also i just realised i have a really bad habit of oscillating between second and third person when i start talking about an abstract group so jic im not referring to YOU, anon but to like a vague ye <3

#ask #anon #butchfemme #feminine lesbians who like other feminine women can still be gnc and have complicated gender bla bla etc etc etc #i just mean this one specific history and subculture it doesnt make any sense for u to claim if u have no interest in butches #and like im alwayssss saying terms just exist to describe experiences so im not like gatekeeping ur experience or whatever #im just saying the term femme in that sense has no meaning to me outside of the experience of like relating to butches in a certain way #so idrc if ur like #saying that on ur dating profile to communicate who ur interested in w/e #its just the girls who come on here and are all omggg can we stop erasing femme4femme femmes!!!! or whatever #please turn on any lesbian tv show ever and tell me where this erasure is queen #i feel like im struggling to explain the type of person bc its like ...iykyk #but usually if i meet someone who just happens to like fem girls theyre not going to be all OMG I ONLY LIKE PRETTY PURE SOFT DELICATE GIRLS #EYELINER HIGH HEELS MINI SKIRTS CHRISSY CHALALAPECKA<333 #the second i meet them whereas if im on some girls acc n shes got 'femme4femme' in her bio 9/10 times i scroll down her blog n its very tha #and ik these girls would define me . a stone femme . as like butchy femme or soft butch or w/e #because the fact that im obviously the 'girl one' when i stand next to a masc one is how im conceiving of myself #rather than like what would a str8 guy think if he saw me walking down the street #sorry this is sooo long i just feel like its such a Thing and like all of us know without saying exactly why i dont like it but i do wanna #explain what that is so it doesnt look like im just being a hater to girls who like that pic of the girl putting makeup on the other girl #or w/e #im an ally to ur culture just wish it was more mutual <//3

[solemntitty]

me: nah I'm not going to get another character in genshin i have so many to take care of

alhaitham: hey

me: i mean what's one more really

#jamie has made a statement #tbf i needed a dendro dps unit and kaveh..... isnt as good #plus i thought he was hot but ngl i dont like his personality #halfway considering removing him from my teapot bc i just dont care for him #nice design tho #genshin blogging #for reference i now have 14 5-stars and every single 4 star on my main account #theyre all..... at least level 51 haha #dont ask me about artifacts and weapons i dont want to talk about it #the 14 5 stars includes cons... and standard #9 limited 5 stars tho #tbf this is bc i got stupidly lucky on a lot of banners #i lost tje 50/50 on nahida AND scaras banner but then immediately got them on their respective banners #within 10 wishes of losing them #same for my c1 zhongli #did not expect that to happen and hes the only one i wanted cons for #anyways venti rerun when i want to hear him say 'thank barbatos! wait a minute“ whenever i open a chest in fontaine

[technicallyaminecraftsimp]

WHAT. THE FUCK. IS HAPPENING

#hey babes #just finished avatar: the last airbender #to reiterate. what the fuck is happening #idk man #my most important thoughts -> #‘he is 12 years old??’ #‘call that shit a hamster wheel because damn that’s bad for his back’ #and ‘hehe they have matching lightning scars now’ #anyways 9/10 pretty good show I liked it #wish. um. wish they ended it like 5 seconds earlier #genuinely went ‘thank GOD’ when they hugged but of course. yknow #well. I need to go to bed! #The Crab Speaks #atla spoilers #just in case

[muirneach]

i try to not be overly negative about politics on here but god the election results rn… genuinely feel like crying

#HOW could we let a pc majority happen who looked at the last four years and said yes more of that please #and a pretty crushing majority too #well you need 63 seats for majority and currently they have 67 but still #ndp with 24 libs with 10… #(it’s 9:28 as i write this so polls JUST closed but still still) #shoutout to the one (1) green seat. guelph always a real one #<- i dont support the greens (though the provincial party is less insidious than the federal party) #but i always give them a lil cheer when they manage to get a seat or two. its like when you see a lil kid do something they think is cool #anyways. this is really devastating!! #cdnpoli #i will keep the onpoli posts to a minimum i promise but like this is really fucking bad news #i cant stress that enough to non ontarians/canadians that this is horrible #the trump comparisons are a tad. hm. not a total fan. but for easy reference thats the kinda guy the pc leader is #and hes been the premier here for the past four years and now we have to deal with him for another four years

[zaddyazula]

most humbling thing ever was when in year 9 we had to do an article on child poverty in english language, and my anecdote was about my dad and when i went to his house i had to sleep on the floor and my english teacher thought I MADE IT THE FUCK UP 😭😭😭😭😭

#LIKE BRO NO I’M NOT LYING FOR EFFECT YOU SAID PERSONAL ANECDOTE WE’RE DOING A PERSONAL ANECDOTE #I WROTE YOU LIKE A 10 LINE LONG PARAGRAPH ABOUT THIS SHIT WHY WOULD I MAKE IT UP 😭😭😭 #YOU THOUGHT I LIED ABOUT MY DAD BEING AN ENGLISH TEACHER TOO??? 😭😭😭 COME ON MAN #it got presented to the class (💪) and he full on said ‘very good made up anecdote for effect’. i had to put my hands on my head. #nearly lost my shit at him why the fuck would i lie 😭😭😭 #year 9 is age 13-14 by the way i was 14 when it happened #zad talks

[depresseddepot]

finished how not to die alone by richard roper and I have Thoughts but all of them put me on the verge of tears

#the way I understood andrew perfectly. the weight of a lie that has snowballed and the grief behind it #obv nothing quite like what happened to him happened to me (this is a spoiler free vent post thank you) but still #that one line in the beginning still fucking haunts me #it was like #''after a long day andrew sits in his dark room and talks to his friends on the forum. this is everything he was waiting for.'' #''this is everything.'' #(obv written better but i can only fit so much in a tag) #THE DOUBLE MEANING BEHIND THAT #he is content and relaxed to be home and alone and able to indulge in his interests. but that is all he has #im going to fucking vomit #that book caught me off guard so many times and each one felt like i was being killed #richard roper. shaking you and shaking you and shaking you #i said spoiler free so it will remain spoiler free #but something about andrew's anxiety and regret and absolutely fucking horrendously suppressed grief hits way too close to home #the subtle signs of autism and the even subtler signs of repressed trauma beneath that. fucking christ #books with messages like this always make me nervous though #(the message being something akin to ''just do it'' and ''the longer you wait the more time you're wasting'') #and like. yes the message has good intentions but im a fucked up 20 year old who gets EXPONENTIALLY more suicidal #when i begin to think that i will be left behind because i adjust too slowly for everything else #haha! crying now #will abandon these tags post haste #anyway i liked it a lot. 9/10