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fangsforfags · 2 days

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EVERY DAY I

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wekny · 2 months

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Man stopped at the bottom like "Damn, that was efficient"

#funny shit #funny stuff #lol #meme #haha #hilarious #humor #jokes #memes #haha make me shut up challenge #hahaha #haha hehe #ha ha funny

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memeshost · 4 days

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#funny memes #memes #best memes #lol #got memes #humor #meme humor #relatable memes #dank memes #meme collection #lol memes #lol post #lol maybe #lol moment #lol funny #funny shit #ha ha funny #haha make me shut up challenge #funny post

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maysblogg · 4 months

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he was neither impress nor offended

#meirl #meme #jokes #humor #funny shit #funny memes #funny #am i the asshole #dumb shit #ha ha funny #hahaha #haha #haha make me shut up challenge #haha hehe #jajaja #jajajja

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little-bumblebeeee · 7 months

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Oh god oh fuck oh jesus fucking christ

#joe keery #steve harrington #stranger things #spree #spree 2020 #kurt kunkle #walter keys mckey #keys mckey #djo #gator tillman #thinking so many thoughts #This mans got me thinking about @^!$%&* on a Thursday afternoon #Just imagine him begging on his knees like this--#this is what you see at the gates of heaven #haha make me shut up challenge

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indeedgoodman · 1 month

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ninasmovingcastle · 1 year

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Can I request a Modern!AU where the Reader comes home to Scara crying in his sleep? 🥺

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what a wonderful idea anon. you think like me fr

your wish is my command love !! <3

promise - wanderer

in which you come home to your beloved kuni crying in his sleep

modern!wanderer x gender neutral!reader

word count: 719

content warnings: he overthinks and sort of guilt trips if you squint

↳ you were held up at work and didn't get a chance to call him to let him know you'd be running late

↳ he immediately assumed that you don't love him anymore, and that you're gone for good.

gone, just like the others. gone, gone, gone. you were leaving him just like all the others had, he was sure.

kuni tried to distract himself from the immense loneliness that swallowed him when you weren't around. he wanted to tell himself that you'd be back soon, but in his heart he instinctively felt that you would never come back to him.

the tv program that he had put on while waiting for time to pass was simply white noise. he couldn't stop checking his phone, despite seeing the night slipping away from him. he constantly refreshed his inbox, desperate to see a notification from you pop up.

he lay in bed motionless, entirely defeated and engulfed in betrayal once again. he stopped his perpetual refreshing of his messages and grabbed your pillow from your side of the bed. he hugged it to his chest, taking in what he had left of you.

it's nothing. he'll just move on, like how he did with all the others in his past. as he tries to comfort himself he finds tears stinging the corners of his intense indigo eyes.

i'm tough, kuni reassures himself. it's no big deal.

his tears begin to overflow from his eyes, despite him putting forth his best effort to suppress them.

you're still not home. you hate him for sure, you're breaking up with him in the worst way possible. you're doing this on purpose, you're hitting him right in his weak spot.

his invasive thoughts keep him awake for much longer, until his eyes become more tired than he is. still clutching your pillow, he begins to drift in and out of sleep.

but even sleep could not bring him the relief of happiness. he dreamt of you complaining about him to your coworkers, letting them read all his messages to you, mocking him, poking fun at all his pain. he stayed asleep, seeing vivid images of how much you obviously hate him.

it was hours later that your key finally turned in the lock. it was not loud enough to wake kuni up, but he shifted around, hugging the pillow closer, wishing it was you, imagining it was you.

you took your shoes off to let him sleep as peacefully as possible, turning down the volume of the show that he put on to keep him company. his phone was still glowing beside him in the dim room, open to his recent messages. checking your own phone, you found dozens of unopened desperate texts from him.

sitting on the edge of the bed, you began to gently shake him awake. his body still twitched with an occasional sniffle here and there; he had cried his eyes out and then some. you smoothed your hand through his hair, whispering his name softly.

"kuni... kuni...?"

he slowly opens his eyes, squinting as he tries to make out the figure in front of him. he perks up as soon as he sees you, but his excitement soon dissolves into superficial anger. he turns away from you.

"where the hell were you?" he demands. his voice is breaking again, yet he knows that he physically cannot cry any more.

you explain that you were caught up in a late meeting and that you were away from your phone.

"next time, i'll make sure you know," you reassured him, your soothing voice pulling him closer.

kuni starts to sit up on the bed, letting the tear-soaked pillow hit the floor. he looks at you, still in your work clothes, with adoration in its purest form.

"next time, you just quit your job," he replies sarcastically.

he leans into you, letting you hold him. he makes you swear that you won't scare him like that again, locking pinkies to prove it. you maneuver your hand around his and press a kiss to his knuckles.

"i won't leave you," you promise.

#scaramouche #wanderer #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche fluff #scaramouche angst #scaramouche comfort #wanderer fluff #wanderer x reader #wanderer angst #wanderer comfort #genshin impact #genshin x reader #genshin imagines #scaramouche imagines #wanderer imagines #i love torturing myself #haha make me shut up challenge #🍄 anon ✌︎('ω')✌︎

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lilithism1848 · 3 months

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liittlecrow · 6 days

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could you pls just attach me to a spreader bar and suck on my clit feverishly until i’m melting and convulsing. pls turn my “brain” into merely nothing but mush

#haha make me shut up challenge #look at this needy bitch #little crow speaks

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queerism1969 · 4 months

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fangsforfags · 7 months

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when making a character, u have to ask urself:

are they bloody?

will they ever be bloody?

is it their blood or somebody elses blood theyre covered in?

why are they bloody?

how drenched in blood are they going to be from a scale of 1-10, with 1 being ''barely drenched'' and 10 being ''so covered we shld ask where there ISNT any blood on them''?

#edit: SHUT UP ABT ''HAVE U WORN WIGS'' ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE /SRS #this is literally nothing. anyways <3 #haha make me shut up challenge #1k+#heritage noticed #10k+

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wekny · 2 months

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