#hades incorrect quotes

[xstarrydawnx]

Thanatos:Guys,I've been meaning to tell you...Zagreus and I are dating.

Zagreus,Hypnos,Dusa and Megaera:*gasp*

Thanatos:Zag,why are you surprised?!

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[transmascnaotoshirogane]

Zagreus: Hey Than, guess what? I can fit the whole world in my hands Thanatos: That...is impossible Zagreus, cupping Thanatos' face in his hands: No it isn't, see? Thanatos: Thanatos, blushing: Zagreus, I have a reputation..

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[3am-thoughts-of-achilles]

LOSING IT 😭😭

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[pickafilm]

Annabeth: What happened to your face?

Percy: Fencing injury.

Annabeth: We don’t do fencing at ca-

Percy: I was jumping a fence.

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[gotstabbedbyapen]

Zeus: Hades, man! Come join us in tormenting this Odysseus guy!

Poseidon: Yeah, he's coming to your kingdom next. It's your turn now!

Hades: I don't know, seems a little unethical-

Persephone: *pushes Hades aside* Sounds fun! Can I join?

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[sakyira]

Nico, during house of Hades: oh you wanna be my friend?? My best friend even?? Drink poison then.

Jason, no self preservation skills: C H U G

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[raphael-angele]

Could you imagine that it wasn’t Percy Nico learned curse words from, it was Hades?

Please note that I base all my Hades raising the di angelo siblings from this fic right here. In case I put in the wrong link (again), it's fic where Hades, Maria, and Persephone were all their parents and they never drank from the river Lethe. But they still stayed in the Lotus Hotel and Maria still died.

(8 year old) Baby Nico: Fuck!

Everyone:

Hades: Where did he even- *looks at Zagreus*

Zagreus: IT WASN'T ME! I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME!

Hades:

Persephone:

Zagreus: Why me?!?! Bianca is right there! *points to Bianca*

Bianca: I didn't do it

Hades: She said she didn't do it.

Zagreus: \(ಠ⌓ಠ)/

Persephone: Nico, Nico, bambino. We- we don't say that. That's a very bad word.

Nico: But papa says it all the time

Everyone:

Hades: (⊙︿⊙ )

Persephone: Is that so...?

Nico: Mhm. He says it all the time to Achilles and Zaggy!

Hades: (⊙︿⊙ )

Persephone: Ooooooouuuh. Maria's gonna be maaaad.

Castle shakes a bit:

Everyone:

Persephone: ...WELP! Come on, piccoli. Let's get you two to bed.

Bianca: Aww, but we're not sleepy.

When they're gone:

Maria's ghost: HAAADDDEEEEEEEEEESSSS

Hades: Cazzo

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[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#183 Death's Beauty

When Adamas And Hades found out you...were participating in the tournament on humanity's side

Adamas*Looks at you worried*Arent...scared of dying?

Aztec!Y/n*Smirks and Pats shoulder*I do not fear death...Because death is beautiful~

Adamas*looking at you taken aback*DEATH IS BEAUTIFUL!?

Aztec!Y/n*Chuckles at his reaction and play with the tiny spider you found*Gold has value because it's rare...Life has Value because it's short...*Looks up at the Oldest Brothers, glancing at Hades more*...Death gives Life Value...

Hades*Eyes shined at that reasoning, and feel rather hot under his collar*"Oh Gaia Give me strength to not get my youth crush on them again-"...

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[lenaleviosa]

*Achilles arriving in the underworld*

Achilles: “Where’s Patro-“

Hades: “FINALLY! ACHILLES- a word please”

Achilles: “Sure, but could you tell me where Patroclus -“

Hades: “Look around”

Achilles: “I am, but it’s so crowded in here, I can’t see him”

Hades: “Exactly!”

Hades: “A 10 year long war was already bad enough, but then you had to go and murder 10 000 people in one day???”

Hades: “Frank over here - who you gracefully pierced with your spear btw - has been standing in this exact same spot for three days because I’ve got no place to put him!”

Achilles: “So I’m guessing you’re not going to help me find Patroclus, then?”

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[olympushit]

Greek gods and their mottos:

Zeus: Justice above all.

Hera: Loyalty is the key to harmony.

Poseidon: Life is like the sea, you can never know for how long it will be calm.

Hades: The reason you don't enjoy life is because you are afraid of death.

Hestia: Keep calm and carry on.

Demeter: Don't underestimate someone because they look calm.

Ares: Never judge a book by its cover.

Aphrodite: Love is a bird, she needs to fly.

Apollo: The sexiest language someone can speak is the motherfucking truth.

Artemis: Women can do everything.

Hephaestus: Ugly outside, beautiful inside.

Athena: Knowledge is power.

Dionysus: Rage on or go home.

Hermes: Being talkative is nice, until you start lying.

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[ancientpersacom]

Hypnos, kicking in the door to his sisters (the fates) room: WHY DID YOU MAKE ME AND MY TWIN FALL FOR THE SAME MAN?

The fates: funny

Hypnos: fu- funny? FUNNY?!?!

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[xstarrydawnx]

Charon: This food is too hot...I can't eat it.

Hermes: You're very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Hypnos: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Thanatos: One dinner...I just want ONE DINNER.

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[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

Barbatos: *sunbathing naked* "the sun's so warm it's shining on my 🍆 today's a good day~"

Foras: "Orias just came back"

Barbatos: *immediately puts his clothes back on* "my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"

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[marsdeathdefiances]

Achilles: *formally introducing Patroclus and Zagreus* Lad, I’d like for you to meet my partner-

Zagreus: Partner in crime or like partner romantically?

Achilles: *excitedly* Both! He’s versatile!

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[incorrect-lore-olympus-quotes]

He remembered.

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[theprinceofdarknesssquad]

Hades: Persephone and I are having a baby. Nico: That's gre- Hades, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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