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batmanfruitloops · 8 months
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Looked through some of my notes and forgot this bonkers statement
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So anyway, I can probably catch up the rest of the non-scarebeast asks tomorrow!
-Sarsee
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davekat-sucks · 1 month
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im gonna tell it like it is, fandom activism is to lonely losers with severe control issues what religious fanatism is to old mean people/p3do priests. both groups are just as delusional and think any action they do can be justified with a bullshit excuse of the doctrine they follow:
y12000? -> "its t4t yaoiz!!!!!!!! omfg u ship dirk with jane? hes gay K Y S"
Clown gender? -> "hussies identity is valid and u dont need to understand it!!!!!!!!!!!! btw i hate cronus hes so clearly manipulative and a liar how can anyone not see that????!!!!!!!"
Defending vriska, hic, mindfang or any other abusive female character that has hurt, killed or r4ped someone? -> "omg u just hate her cuz shes a woman!!!! misogyny much?? heres why these manipulative women arent manipulative i copypasted from a tumblr post i saw cuz i was too lazy to read the comix AND form my own opinions. i support womens wrongs :3"
Saying nothing about their fanfave men treating women like rotten fermented shit, like davekat to jade/terezi/rose, kurloz to meulin or the male team members objectifying kanaya? -> "...i pretend i do not see it. anyways did u guys know that dirkrose is MANIPULATIVE???? "
Jane torture porn? -> "jane is a fascist yt woman that got in the way of my dirkjake she was asking for it!!!!!!!! also fat-coded cuz caliborn said so to insult her but i swear im reclaiming it in a body positive way ;)"
Sending death threats/animal gore/doxxing/harassing people online? -> "they disagreed with me so they MUST have been a proshitter/homophobe/racist!!! they get off of it anywayz!!!!!!! bitch better know their place and think before they speak or go to an insane asylum or kill themselves already!!!!! also reminder that mental health is SO important and to pls let me know ur triggers <3333 "
It can be applied to most fandoms too in this modern times. People going too far with these fictional works and trying to play make themselves as the morally correct.
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dadswithipads · 2 years
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Live reacting to static shock episodes
"Ep 9 S2"
Yesss I have heard many Virichie things this episode.
The flag✋😄. Freshmen. So they are 14/15. K good. NO UNIFORMS.
Dont even look like a vending machine. De la hoya. Dam. Him and richie stepping out of the restroom after that mess is giving me Sam and Quinn in the restroom. And she helps him clean Up. The bros are at it again. Awww Virgil always has his arm around Richie.
Buzz buzz buzz. LMAO. "Give me Carmel corn or give me death". Gay gay gay brain foley. Did she run into the fking Wall?? Virgil you are a fking superhero wdym? I love them. Rich is just hiding behind Virgil like a puppy dog. " I need to learn about how the mind works. - V. " in case you ever get one?"- S. Love the siblings. Drugs. They said it. They really are related. Wtf is she doing at his house????
Magic school bus vibes. Dam. Not his bf. The way he grabbed Richie was so cute. 14 year old projecting into the zombies like. They aint listening. That was a Scooby-Doo reference.
Yasss Richie. Class clown. Bro she's in an insane asylum. My dork sons.
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junojitters · 8 months
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Hi my name is Juno Jackson O’Lanterne Ginger-root Sparks and I have short red (not red like red, red like ginger) hair (that’s how I got my name) with a few blonde streaks and a bangs that swoosh over my right eye and amber eyes like arson fire and a lot of people tell me I look like Ed Sheeran. (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Kim Possible but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m part fox but only my canines are pointy and I have orange braces on them anyway. I have white skin with a few freckles. I’m also a mentally ill clown, and I go to a psych ward/circus training camp called August Sun Asylum in the Fog Forest where I’ve been for four months (I’m thirteen). I’m gay leftist (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly orange. I love Goodwill and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a orange newsboy cap with a pumpkin patch on it, a tight orange shirt with a low neckline and long sleeves with a carved pumpkin face printed on it, a jean miniskirt with a pumpkin patch sewed onto the side, orange fishnet gloves, an orange studded belt, white and orange striped tights with orange legwarmers bunched up at the end slightly covering my orange platform Doc Martens and a crossbody bag shaped like a pumpkin to hold my stuff, because today we don’t have to wear hospital gowns as a treat. I was wearing orange lipstick, white foundation and orange eyeliner and eyeshadow in triangles around my eyes to look a bit more like a clown. I was walking outside August Sun. It was sunny but cold because the weather is weird here, which I was happy about. I overheat easily. A lot of the acrobats stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
....i had waaaaayyy too much fun making thish
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melitaafterfeather · 2 years
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Knowledge and education
Lack of education ruins families as the information speed progressed
Sixty years ago level of education was average high school level now is Bachelor and Master degree especially in England. In depreved countries level if education is still primary school. Education influences generics
Because of the elderly who are still lower grade education England fails to compete and hires immigrants to work and learn.
The gap between education level is high. Immigrants don't care about English tradition what level it is.
I take sample from my own exfamily. If I didn't have poor minded parent I wouldn't have problem with enemies who manipulate elderly poorly educated. What kind of parent risks a child's life to live their own ?
Right to live means right go finances too. Something to look forward changing the law not ourselves.
Then the media and entertainers who are poorly educated though wealthy they are not a good sample to the children who want to educate. Poor parenting leaves children in a hands of poor minded entertainers illicit drug users prostitutes gays illicit immigrants asylum seekers those clowns we see on tv. Who's gonna tell them off? The Royals or the little royals who want luxury life by taking photos ?
Now that Britain draws into another civil status it is wise to act swiftly.
Parliament PM cannot delegate to the Royals they are two separate worlds on one land and where two fight the foreign penetrates abuses the system.
🤺🇬🇧
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keebieart · 4 years
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i just had an uncontrolable urge to draw the jokey boy
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kittywoofwoof64 · 2 years
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Batman motioning his hands at Harley and Ivy: Girls kiss other girls and no one bats an eye..
Batman points to joker: but when I give ONE kiss to Joker, eveyone calls me gay!
Ivy: honestly thought you two secretly loved eachother even before the kiss.
Batman: IM NOT GAY, WE ARE JUST REALLY CLOSE ENEMIES
Harley: Ha! Don't fool yourself bats, thats Mistah J's job, he makes everyone question their sexuality; that's how me and Ivy got together in the first place.
Catwoman passive aggressively: maybe thats why you paid more attention to him then your own girlfriend. Not to also mention the fact that you said his name during se-
Batman: THAT WAS ONE TIME, IT WAS ONLY BECAUSE I SPENT THE ENTIRE EVENING INVESTIGATING HIM.
Gordon: I mean you do take pretty long to investigate the clown, and everytime you catch him, it takes you three hours to take him to Arkham Asylum,WHEN ITS ONLY AN HOUR DRIVE!
Batman: Gordon, there is a lot of traffic most of the time..
Gordon: traffic? You're the god damn batman, you can turn the fuckin batmobile into a plane.
Batman: The name for it is not batmobile, it's tumbler.
Barbara: Oh that's the place I post all my blogs at!
Ivy whispering to Harley: are we gonna escape or what..
Harley: oh not until I prove my point
Joker: sooo batsy baby, ya taking me to Arkham or what? Wink winkity wink.
Batman: stop that, ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO ARKHAM.
Gordon: wait me?
Batman: no
Catwoman:what about me?
Batman: no, jail for stealing half my family jewels
Barbara: me?
Batman: no
Harley and Ivy: me?
Batman: no- I MEAN YES.
Harley: aw we almost tricked ya.
Ivy whispering: C'mon he is never going to admit it, we need a better distraction.
Harley: wait I think theres something that might work.
Harley: Okay batbrain- lemme ask you this. What do you and Joker do on those 'trips' to the Asylum?
Batman turning his back to think: we.. ..
Joker: fuck!
Joker:What?? I'm just answering the question for you since you dont have the BATBALLS to say it.
Batman: uhhhhhhhh
Joker: Speaking of batballs, hurry up and catch those broads so we can leave, you got distracted and now they're gone.
Batman: Ugh let Gordon and Babs catch em. I'm too tired for that..
Joker: oh dont tell me you are too tired for my fun ride to Arkham..
Batman: shut up and get in the tumbler or this ride will be rough for you.
Joker: oh but basty you know I like it rough.
Batman: JUST GET IN
the end. Lol.
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Events that I will one day put into a fic:
Bruce Wayne comes out as bi both in solidarity with one of his kids (probably Tim, who is gay), but also low-key as a way to throw shade a Lex
Bruce Wayne is brought onto a talkshow post coming out and is asked to play a game. Rate the Rogues. He is requested to rate the butts of the rogues gallery of Gotham, men and women alike.
They include Batman on this list as a bonus round. Bruce gets nervous. The memes of gothamites say it's Gay Panic™, but in reality he's trying his best to think of an answer that won't result in the entire Justice League clowning on him for the next year.
He ends up deciding on a very neutral answer. "Nice, but not my type" kinda thing. Big mistake.
The Flash takes it upon himself to create the Batman's Ass Appreciation Society. There are over 1000 members within the hour. Twitter is going Insane.
Wonder Woman makes TeeShirts that include a grainy low res picture of Batman's Ass that she managed to take without his knowledge.
Superman has the bright idea of sending a box of these shirts to Arkham Asylum, and for the next month the rogues fight Batman exclusively wearing his "Merch".
Batman takes it upon himself to track down Every Single One of the fucking shirts and Burning Them To Ash
He can't seem to find five of them though. One belongs to Harley Quinn, Batman knows exactly wear that one is cause she wears it every now and then, but he doesn't have the heart to take it from her. Joker keeps trying to steal it. Good fucking luck.
The next three, belong to The Flash, Wonder Woman, and Superman respectively. They wear them as pajama shirts mostly. If anyone sees them wearing it they claim it as one of the many knockoffs that were made post prank, but they know the truth. Vintage Batman Merch™.
The final one belongs to Bruce Wayne himself. He will never admit it, but it's one of his most prized possessions. He keeps it in a box at the back of his closet for his kids to one day find and say "dad, what the fuck is this shit?"
That is all, for now.
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gothamsfinestdummy · 2 years
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I was rearranging my comics and I found this LOVELY piece of paper I wrote crap on probably a month or two ago (and most likely in the dead of night).
Titled: Batman: The Audio Adventures in a Nutshell
Reads: “It’s early February and the Clown Society Man is planning something for Valentine’s Day (his new romcom). This plan revolves around he and the Batman, as the Jo-Jo-Joker wishes to steal his heart. Meanwhile, Bird Man and Scarred Attorney engage in underground warfare. Catwoman fights sexist who has a sword fetish. She is also coming after the mayor, whom of which wets his diaper at the sight of Batman. The Riddler escapes Arkham Asylum and tries to show Gotham City his sick sense of humor. He has writers block, cries, and vents to Miss Tuesday. He is angry that Batman’s file on the Joker is larger than his. Harleen makes an annoying appearance; the Joker says ‘move, I’m gay’ and pushes her off the catwalk.”
That is all.
Seriously, if you’re looking for some good Batman content or Batjokes stuff, I recommend listening to this audio series! I thought it was a riot.
Riddler is definitely one of the best parts of this, too.
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loserclubowergang · 3 years
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It Fandom Week July 15- Moral Ambiguity
@itfandomweek​
Title:  My truth and your truth
Sumary:  “I will not testify for Henry Bowers to get out of a sanitarium, he deserves to be there”
“Jupiter Asylum is torture chamber not a sanatorium."
Characters: Henry Bower(mention), Connor Bowers, Richie Totzier
Warning: f-slur,  mentions of abuse,  homophobia, death of a character
One-shot / Moodboard
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Richie had been a comedian for 4 years now and he slowly began to feel that his career was growing, he was not famous but every day he felt that he was making a name among comedians. Being on stage  made him feel alive.
And while his professional life was going well, his personal life felt empty, it wasn't that he didn't have friends, he did, but his friendships felt false in some way, as if he couldn't really connect with them. Richie, although he didn’t remember them,  unconsciously seeks a bond like the one he had with the losers' club, a bond that was in fact impossible to recreate outside of Derry.
And every now and then he thought not being a comedian and living in Derry would have been worth it if he could still have friends. Real friends
But those were silly ramblings. Because even more than having friends his biggest problem was not that, no, when Richie dared to be honest with himself could he accept he never allowed himself to connect with anyone because he did not accept something important about himself.
And that's why he was here, he had come for the last 3 months to this place not daring to do anything more than order a drink at the bar. Sitting at the bar he looked at the rest of people on the dance floor, people dancing, kissing and having fun as if the world outside didn’t hate them .Richie took another sip from his glass while a man with curly blond hair was sat next to him, Richie thought to speak to him but did not put his courage together
"My name is Connor"
Richie looked at him in surprise
"Richie"
"Nice name, can I buy you a drink?”
Richie couldn't help but smile, this was unreal to him, a boy was flirting with him in a gay bar and he felt good, for the first time in a long time things felt in their place.
Connor was a lawyer , had his same age, was passionate about video games and comics and was the first person since he left Derry with Richie felt he had been able to connect, time passed quickly and before noticing were outside the Pub.
“You have something to do? Connor smiled
“Not really" Richie smiled
"Would you like to go to my apartment?"
"Yes, I would like to” Richie felt brave and confident for once as he followed Connor to his apartment.
The night had a happy ending, the real problems began the next morning.
Richie opened his eyes and realized that the night before had really happened, he couldn't help but smile as he looked at Connor lying next to him, Richie got up and looked at the room Connor's room , if it weren't for the bed, the room would look like an investigation office, there was a desk  full of papers and photos, from his work, Richie supposed, and hanging in front of the desk a cork board, without the glasses he couldn't quite discern what the papers or the photos on the board were, but getting a little closer Betty Ripsom's missing poster became clear, then George Denbrough and the rest of the missing children in the summer of 88,  he did not know what the rest of the documents were, but among all the papers he finally distinguished a different photo , the photo of Henry Bowers being arrested. 
Richie felt sick.
A sound behind him made him turn around, Connor had risen from the bed and was looking at him with a smile.
Richie looked in horror at the man in front of him. He felt he had no voice, no courage to ask.
“What is your name?”
He smiled.
“Connor Bowers at your service.”
 He had a flirty look that Richie would have love if he did not feel that his head was spinning, and at any time he would end up throwing up
“Bowers, as in?”
Connor then noticed what Richie had been watching, Connors smiles disappeared, he look at him with bitterness, understanding what just happened.
“Yes, like Henry Bowers, he is my cousin.”
Richie saw everything black and could barely think "well at least I didn't throw up" as he passed out. 
Richie opened his eyes slowly, his gaze was blurry but he knew it was from the lack of glasses, Connor was on the floor next to him,   his blue eyes looking at him with concern.
“Are you good?”
“Yes , I forgot to put my glasses on in the morning and that causes me vertigo, don't worry.”
Connor looked at him incredulously once Richie was composed enough to sit on the floor noticed that Connor had the gaze on his cork board , time lines time of the summer when everything happened, roles of prosecutors, claims against Jupiter Hill , petitions for a new trial and another pile of papers that had not achieved anything, they were years of working on something that seemed to not get anywhere, every day of work that did not achieve anything he considered himself to stop trying but Connor knew he could not , Henry was his only living family and even more important it was an injustice what his cousin had experienced.
Connor helped Richie to sit on the bed where they had slept and bit his lip, maybe it was not appropriate to ask but his case had been stalled for months and maybe he could help him .
"So you're from Derry?"
Richie still felt sick , that summefr had turned his head very abruptly, the memories were more neat in some way but the were too bizarre to be true, there wasn’t  a monster in the sewers of Derry, they were only children’s fantasies, right? It had to be, the only monster in Derry was indeed Henry Bowers, and he had just slept with his cousin, Richie felt like he was going to throw up but forced himself not to.
"Yes, I lived there until I was 17"
"So you were there the summer of 88" Connor knew he was pushing his luck, the people of Derry hated talking about that summer, so many people died that summer that it was almost impossible not having lost someone close in the process. Just knowing his last name, the Derry people wanted to kill him, but Richie didn't seem like that kind of person.
"Yes, I was." Richie went away and Connor looked blurry without his glasses but still her mind recognized or as the guy in Arcade , Richie recalled that afternoon that feeling of being out of place had begun for him, he no longer wanted to be here , all this brought back bad memories, memories of things that should not have happened . The Neibolt house, the clown, Eddie breaking his arm.
God, Eddie, how he was able to forget Eddie?
"If you were there, you could answer a few quick questions?"
Richie wanted to shout no and get out of there, get out as far as possible and not think of Derry, or Henry Bowers, or the summer of '88, but the blurred images of Eddie were becoming clearer in his memories and he felt that if he left the department he would forget him again and he did not want that, he wanted to remember Eddie
"I think so."
Connor smiled, it seemed to fill him with hope that he could do this, Connor began to ask questions of Derry, people, places and events that Richie thought were forgotten but were really only hidden in his memory, for the first time in many years Richie remembered the Losers club, he remembered Stan's face and Bill's stuttering voice, and he clearly remembered Eddie and everything he'd ever felt for him. 
And along with those memories of Eddie, the feelings of guilt and shame, feelings that he had unknowingly carried him all his life, feelings that ended up consuming him the day that the man asking him questions in front of him had unnecessarily and cruelly rejected him.
The humiliation of having Henry Bowers yell at him that he was a fag, and the fear that everyone believed it, because it was true.
The shame, fear and guilt that day had gone from being a brief feeling every time he wished to kiss Eddie to becoming a weight that would hold him back the rest of his life.
Connor's voice pulled him out of the storm of memories that was his mind.
“Can you testify in court?”
Connor looked at him hopefully, Richie wanted to throw up
"No."
"Why?"
“I will not testify for Henry Bowers to get out of a sanitarium, he deserves to be there”
“Jupiter Asylum is torture chamber not a sanatorium."
“That is not my fault.”
“You can’t be so apathetic with the suffering of people.”
“I can be apathetic with the suffering of my abuser."
There was a horrible silence between the two, Richie had anger in his eyes, and Connor looked at him sadly.
"I'm very sorry for whatever Henry did to hurt you, but his penance is not equivalent to his crime."
Jupiter Hill was a torture room, in addition to the lack of real psychiatric and medical treatment, the nurses seemed to have fun electrocuting patients as pseudo therapy or leaving them sedated for days, patients in Jupiter Hill were constantly physical and verbal assaults and that was just the abuse that they let see with a simple glance. Of course, all this was ignored by the people since the inmates at Jupiter Hill were criminals before they were people and they did not deserve a human treatment, let's not even mention appropriate help to deal with their mental illnesses.
Seeing Henry terrified of the guards and nurses on Jupiter Hill was the most painful thing that Connor was forced to see, it made him see that Henry had never been able to escape from the abuses and terrors that he had lived through his childhood.
"You don't know how difficult it has been for me to forget what your cousin put me through, I don't have a reason to help him” 
Richie looked at him with disdain, if Henry was having a bad time, good, he deserved it. and if the justice system did his job badly and the mental hospitals were torture chamber , it was a shame but it was not his problem.
Connor watched him with hate, but what he really felt was tired, he was so fucking tired, tired and sad to have this discussion, to listen to one person after another talking about Henry like a monster, the people of Derry always talked about him as if they had not allowed a child to live for years with someone as aggressive and cruel as Oscar Bowers , as if Henry had never talked about seeing shadows and hearing strange noises , they spoke as if there was no way to stop Henry from getting worse every day
“Henry was 14 , he was a kid. And they made him carry all the adult mistakes. "
Richie already knew that , Henry had been a scapegoat for the incompetence of the Derry police,  and it was difficult to look back, to think about the children they were, it was difficult to remember Henry as a child and not as his bully, it was difficult because the adult in him knew it was the right thing to do but the child who was still hurt and terrified did not care what was right  because Henry did not deserve his forgiveness after what he had put him through
“Yes, you are right, we were children and it is not fair but it’s not my problem and I am not going to help him."
Connor looked at him with disbelieve.
“Do you really want to be that kind of adult? The one who ignores that something bad is happening and washes his hands. "
Richie felt a stroke of guilt because he was exactly the kind of grown-up to fill the streets of Derry, the kind of grown-up who would let the life of a 14-year-old become hell and at the same time leave behind a child killer loose , because it seemed more comfortable than doing the right thing.
"No,  is not the kind of adult I want to be, but sadly  is the person I am, and I am not proud but I am not going to help him, because honestly it makes me a little happy that he is having a bad time "
Connor, if he had been the same boy from long ago, would have broken his nose for his cynicism, but he bit his lip and swallowed his anger.
"Get out of my house."
"As you like."
Richie took his things and left the place, the further he went , the experience became more surreal, almost as if he had dreamed it.
Over the weeks  go back Richie have more difficult to remember what had happened at Connors house until just one  day he did not remember at all and all memories of Derry would become buried imagines again and Richie did not return to think about Connor or Henry Bowers until he stuck an ax in Henrys head in order to save Mike and for a second all the memories of that day came back, looking at the corpse of Henry Bowers he feel the worst remorse he had ever experienced in his life, in part because if he had helped Connor Henry might not be here, but especially because  Connor would never know what had happened to his cousin, the remorse was overwhelming , Richie took a breath and forced himself not to cry, he again felt sick like that day at Connor's house, even worse, this time he couldn't help throwing up.
Who knows , maybe if he had helped Henry, they would have been able to escape the control of It, maybe the good actions have their reward, because seeing Henry's corpse and seeing himself having to face the damn clown again, he realized that when you washed your hands and ignored the problem it doesn't solve a shit.
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amphtaminedreams · 4 years
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Farewell to Spooky Season, AHS Style: Lookbook no.12
Hi to anyone reading,
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Happy belated Halloween!
I capitalise it because if I'm gonna recognise any day as sacred, it’s the spookiest one of the year! Halloween 2020 obviously hasn’t been as exciting as usual, parties and club nights being banned has meant there’s been far less opportunities to dress up, but I still managed to get out for the night before they announced the upcoming second lockdown and do a couple of spooky movie nights (and carve a pumpkin!)!
I originally intended for this lookbook to be last minute halloween costume inspo but I was lazy and didn’t manage to get it out on time-a lot of these looks minus the makeup and maybe an accessory or two could work on any day or night out so I thought I’d go ahead and post it now anyway. Celebrating the fashion moments of American Horror Story is something I’ve wanted to do for a while; it’s probably not the first show you’d think of for sartorial inspiration but Mr. Ryan Murphy has fucking fantastic taste in stylists and the first five seasons of AHS in particular, which I’ll be focussing on in this post, have given us SO many amazing looks. The man may be guilty of many things-subjecting us to the character of Will Schuester, trying to turn Richard Ramirez into a thirst trap, embarrassing everyone who raved about how good Scream Queens was when he wrote season 2-but costume related laziness is not one of them. We see more consistency in a Ryan Murphy character’s wardrobe than we do in their story arcs and I respect that because honestly, as much as I love joining in when it comes to ripping into his ability to cohesively bring an AHS season to a close when it airs, I’d probably be the same; if you put Lady Gaga in front of me and told me to write her lines I’d probably end up getting overly invested in what her character was going to be wearing in the scene too. 
So! Enough Ryan Murphy bashing from me! I’ll get on with it! Starting with 3 season 1 inspired looks:
Murder House: Elizabeth Short, Tate Langdon and Violet Harmon
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When it comes to reflecting on season 1 of American Horror Story, all I can say do is thank the internet overlords that Tumblr has moved on from the romanticising school shooters and wearing normal people scare me tops phase to instead collectively taking the piss out of the “GO AWAY, TATE!”, “YOU’RE ALL THAT I WANTTT! YOU’RE ALL THAT I HAVEEE!” exchange. 
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In terms of fashion *moments*, whilst season 1 doesn’t stand out as much as the seasons that come after, Violet and Tate’s wardrobes did give birth to a bit of a 90s grunge renaissance with their oversized knits and faded jeans and layering of textures. It did also give us good costumes in the form of Alexandra Breckenridge’s Moira O’Hara and Mena Suvari’s portrayal of the Black Dahlia, Elizabeth Short; unfortunately, I didn’t have a slutty maid costume lying around so I did the best I could at giving the outfit Elizabeth wears when she makes that fateful visit to the Murder House a modern, more party appropriate update.
In terms of season rankings, Murder House isn’t my favourite. It starts off really great but lulls a bit towards the end and I could never get behind Violet and Tate as a couple because you know, one of them is a school shooter who sexually assaults the other’s mum, and that’s a hurdle that I think most couples might struggle to get over irl. That being said, it was the season that started it all and showcased some of the most innovative writing and directing on TV, and it opened up a spot for horror on primetime television which as far as I know was kind of unheard of before then. Back when I first watched it, I had no idea what to expect not only because I’d never seen horror in a serial format but also because it seemed to be able to get away with the kind of storylines you’d expect network executives to fire people over. It introduced us to Jessica Lange and Sarah Paulson and Evan Peters and Denis O’Hare who would go on to make the show what it is today and more importantly, through Jessica’s glorious portrayal of Constance Langdon, provide us with an endlessly versatile meme format for this trying time.
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Asylum: ‘60s Lana Winters, ‘70s Lana Winters, and Sister Mary Eunice McKee
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I think we can all agree: Asylum would’ve been a perfect series of television if it wasn’t for the completely unnecessary alien storyline. Like, I get that they fit in with the whole good vs. evil theme as a kind of non-biblical alternative to the idea of a higher, all-powerful being but there was already so much going on that it just wasn’t needed. Aside from that, I think the general consensus amongst watchers of the show is that Asylum has the best writing of any season and I think I’d tend to agree. It’s not my favourite because it’s too depressing to rewatch but if we’re talking the first time round, this is the series that had me hooked. Lana Winters?
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Iconic. 
Sister Mary Eunice? Iconic. The Name Game? Iconic. Remember when you couldn’t go a day on Facebook without seeing that one photo of Naomi Grossman as Pepper used as the go to “what I really look like” photo in one of those “expectation vs. reality” style posts on your newsfeed? Those were simpler times.
Because this season was mostly situated within the hospital, we didn’t get that many proper outfits but when we did, they were stunning; if I had to state my absolute favourite AHS character of the entire show I’d probably go with Lana Winters and the part her wardrobe played in her characterisation would 100% play a part in that. The late 60s/early 70s was such a wonderful period for fashion and through her character we get to see both of those explored a little. Of course there’s also *that* Sister Mary Eunice scene with the red slip dress and suspenders too which yes, could be a perfect halloween costume, but I also strongly believe should be a perfectly acceptable outfit for any day of the year. 
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Coven: Misty Day, Madison Montgomery, and Zoe Benson
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-chiffon dress from rags_to_riches on Depop, pinstripe corset from hanpiercey, and tennis skirt from mollie_morton-
I hate to be a basic bitch but I have to say it: Coven is my favourite season of American Horror Story. Once you get over the complete waste of Evan Peters’ acting capabilities that resulted from the *choice* to have him play Kyle, the unnecessary rehash of the Evan/Taissa pairing from season 1 in what I can only assume was an attempt to capitalise on the popularity of the questionable Tate/Violet relationship, and the subsequent sacrifice of any interesting character arc we could’ve foreseen for Zoe Benson beyond her obsessing over a resurrected, non-verbal frat boy, it’s a perfect season. A supreme (heh) balance of horror, humour, and character drama, as well as the stunning aesthetics and forever quotable dialogue, make it my go-to season if I’m ever considering a rewatch. And if you disagree, let me jog your memory with the most mainstream (not to get all “normal people scare me” and suggest AHS is not a mainstream show, I literally just mean in the sense that even those who have never watched the show will have seen this)  reaction GIF set any FX show has even spawned:
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Buzzfeed employees had a field day, Emma Roberts enthusiasts (I mean me) finally saw her cemented as the pop culture icon Scream Queens has since showed us she deserves to be (because not enough people have seen Unfabulous, Nancy Drew or Scream 4) and the gays everywhere rejoiced at the year’s worth of meme fodder they’d been provided with. It was Madison Montgomery’s world and we were truly just living in it.
And the fashion! I mean, Stevie Nicks meets 21st century teenage witches! Come on! 
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Freakshow: Dandy Mott, Maggie Esmerelda and Elsa Mars
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-olive green satin skirt from morganogle on Depop, headscarf from tonijordan, platform sandals from elliefewt, PVC skirt from bethpin_, corset top from sadieflinter, beret from house_of_erotique, flame detail platform boots from mad_rags_vintage-
When people talk about the declining quality of AHS, they usually point to Freakshow as the beginning of the end, but I have to completely disagree. I wasn’t a fan the first time round but on rewatch it’s probably the most emotional season of them all; no, there aren’t as many “horrifying” moments as in other seasons and Elsa is probably Jessica’s worst performance (which is still an incredible one by anybody else’s standards), however it makes up for it with the most sympathetic bunch of characters yet, and on the flip side, also one of the most amusingly depraved with Finn Wittrock’s Dandy Mott. Fans usually argue that the season went downhill once *SPOILER* Twisty the Clown was killed off but for me, he really primarily served as the catalyst for the far more interesting devolution of Dandy, who, imo, is the show’s strongest villain to date, rivalled only by Bloody Face. Then there was the episode Orphans too which made me cry buckets, the sole AHS episode to do so. 
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We got a lot of great fashion content in this season too: the theatrical opulence of Elsa Mars’ wardrobe, “Maggie”’s nomadic fortune teller costumes, and all those twee suits we saw Finn Wittrock in. Highly underrated if you ask me. It seems an odd choice for me to use Elsa’s Dominatrix look as an inspiration for one of my looks here when we have that Life on Mars performance outfit and all the extravagant robes Jessica got to waltz around in for reference buuuut I didn’t really have anything to do the vibrancy of either of those justice so I went with the black leather option which is much more me. Am I saying I moonlight as a dominatrix? Maybe. Lol, no. I wish. It’s not for lack of trying. WHERE ARE ALL THE GENUINE TWITTER PAYPIGS AT!? Your girl wants to insult creepy men and get some new clothes out of it xoxo
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Hotel: Hypodermic Sally, Liz Taylor, and The Countess
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-silk white bralet from xlibby_maix on Depop-
Hotel is another season that I liked a lottttt more upon rewatch, once I knew I was okay to tune out the (completely predictable and utterly nonsensical) Ten Commandments Killer storyline that so much of the season initially seems to hinge on. I love Chloë Sevigny but the fact that her and Wes Bentley’s wooden John and Alex Lowe are positioned as the protagonists at the expense of the far more interesting Liz Taylor, James March and Hypodermic Sally really does a disservice to what is an otherwise great season upon initial viewing.
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The visuals this season are magnificent and I think if I had to pick one character’s wardrobe to steal from the entire cast of AHS characters, it would be The Countess (a toss up between her and Misty Day tbh, so I kinda just settle for low-key channelling both). No fucking idea where I'd wear any of her clothes to but I’d make it work. Liz Taylor and Hypodermic Sally have some amazing looks too-there’s just honestly so much to choose from; that being said, this post wouldn’t be complete without a specific ode to the vampire goddess Elizabeth Bathory, who is everything I want to be in life minus the murderous qualities:
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Everything. EVER-Y-THING. LOOK AT HER!
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Lady Gaga is really a fucking goddess isn’t she. And people were claiming before they’d even seen it that she couldn’t act? A patriarchal society doesn’t like women that can do it all. Just saying. 
Anyways!
That’s it for now! I hope you enjoyed the post if you did read til the end! Sorry I couldn’t get this out before Halloween, I was typing and Picmonkey-ing madly from 2 in the afternoon on the 31st but I taking fucking forever to get ready and had to abandon all hope of getting it out on the day by 4PM. I’ve got so much content planned and it sucks because a couple of them are lookbooks which now feel completely redundant given we’re heading into a second lockdown, but maybe I should just do it anyway? The grunge inspired moodboard I just did seemed to get a good reception too so I’ve got some more of them planned. 
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As always, hope everyone is keeping well, and feel free to inbox me with any suggestions, queries or even just to say hi if you need someone to talk to! I check here quite a lot so I should see it. Lots of love to everyone in this time!
Lauren x
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himboatheart · 4 years
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Tell us abt 👁️👄👁️ ur fics
Ok so my current WIP is A Bouquet of Lavender. It's your standard Bruce Wayne x Joker but it's deeper in lore. Bruce forms a plan to give the patients in Arkham Asylum better living conditions. He's trying to go for the Swedish rehab approach but he needs to do a trial experiment before he can take any legal action. 
That's the main plot, the side plots are: Poison Ivy travels to the Amazon to kill some capitalists, Joker is being a pining gay clown and stealing Riddler's gimmick by leaving clues for Batman that literally to "I love you, Bruce", Harley becomes her own person and causes mayhem. 
It's at 5 chapters with over 10,000 words and 4 chapters posted publicly. My goal is to get it past 20 chapters and at least 50,000 words. 
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roguish-gallery · 4 years
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Did you ever make that joker tier list, I always like seeing what people think of all the different ones. Though if they put Romero last I can no longer respect them.
LMAO I DID! I think I’ve made it kind of obvious in this blog but I... don’t... particularly... care... for... the joker.... unless he’s, y’know, fun to watch. Cause he’s a clown, and clowns are supposed to be entertaining. But since you politely brought it up, and and because I have a deep respect for mutual Romero-lovers, I guess this would be a good time to explain my rankings and just discuss my general thoughts on each clown:
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General Thoughts:
For the most part, I don’t really care for the Joker. This is hardly an uncommon opinion here on tumblr, but I definitely fall on the side of the fandom that feels that he gets too much attention from DC. I get WHY they use him so often for films and comics, and I don’t have anything against *most* folks who consider them their favorite Batman villain, but at this point he’s used more for shock value and as a crutch instead of anything interesting. Like, instead of giving attention to the other Rogues, writers (at least for the comics) will try and make up some bullshit story that they can shoehorn the Joker into, ‘cause it sells. It’s tiring, and I feel like the character has lost his meaning; I can only read so many stories about the Joker, I don’t fucking know, wearing a suit made from dead babies and Jason Todd’s flayed corpse before I get sick of it.
I’m at the point where I’ll like any Joker who’s just fun to watch. I genuinely respect those who prefer darker interpretations of the character, but that isn’t me; I vastly prefer the lighthearted takes on him, because... at this point... writers who use the “cleaner” version of him tend to be more creative, since they actually have to write a Joker story that doesn’t rely on gore/torture porn.
TIER ONE:
Joker Baby: Self explanatory. Joker Baby is thematic, thoughtful, and intense. Everytime I watch this video, I shiver with fear and pleasure; something primal in me awakens whenever Joker Baby runs his fingers through his spray-on dyed hair, and ends up smearing green paint on his forehead- it represents the inner turmoil, the chaos, that resides within the disturbed body that is Joker Baby. Nothing can ever hope to top the artistic and cultural impact Joker Baby has had on society.
TIER TWO:
Batman Ninja: I genuinely believe that Batman Ninja is one of the most fun, organic, and creative things to come out from the Batman side of DC comics in like... hmmm... a decade, maybe (I could talk for hours about how much I love this movie but that’s something for a future post). This Joker is easily, and unironically my favorite interpretation of the character, period. I love his energy, his design, everything. This is the most fun I’ve ever had watching a Joker on-screen, and for that I’ve gotta give the film credit where it is due.
Batman ‘66: I looooove Caesar Romero. Batman ‘66 in general is one of my favorite pieces of Batman media, and I absolutely adore this Joker. The show is pure, genuine fun, and it’s nice to turn my brain off and watch a show where the entire cast was allowed to goof around. This Joker is just a cute, goofy little clown-man who likes to commit crimes, go surfing, turn Gotham’s water reserve into gelatin, and have wild orgies with Penguin, Catwoman, and the Riddler. I massively appreciate the hustle. I love his little mustache and his facial expressions. I’d give him a chaste little kiss on the cheek if I could.
The Batman: EXTREMELY CONTROVERSIAL TAKE BUT. I think TB!Joker is better than what people will give him credit for. I can only imagine how stressful it must have been to be the first Batman cartoon to follow BTAS and the writers for this show knew they were gonna be fucked no matter what they did with the Joker, so they just decided to try something completely different with him. Personally, I appreciate the new direction- he has a fun, unhinged energy. I’ve placed him higher than BTAS/BTNA!Joker simply because The Batman was the show that got me into the Rogues in the first place, and I’m just a bit closer to this Joker because of it. Also his vampire form was cool as FUCK in Batman Vs. Dracula and the scene where he gets drenched in blood at a blood bank is fucking awesome.
Batman the Animated Series/The New Adventures: Everyone loves BTAS’s Joker, and I’m no exception. Mark Hamill is fucking great, and the writers clearly knew the character well enough to create a version of him that can be fun and threatening. As an aside, I unironically like his redesign in BTNA- I remember Hamill mentioning somewhere that he thought it was neat that this Joker looked more like a shark (I’ll see if I can find a source on that... I think he said it in an interview with Kevin Smith?) and I kinda agree with him. the redesigns in the final season are hit or miss, but I didn’t get why so many people bitched about the Joker’s new look.
Batman Unlimited: Hear me out... Hear me out... Clown... funny... and cute... He wears a little crown and gives Solomon Grundy a little smooch on the cheek and it is as delightful as it sounds. Yes the Batman Unlimited films literally only exist to sell toys but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy them on some ironic level.
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TIER THREE:
Lego Batman: He’s a gay icon. He has the range. Enough said.
White Knight: This is just a genuinely good, original take on the character, and the art in White Knight is absolutely gorgeous. 
Arkham: My friends and I joke that this Joker is basically a more unhinged version of BTAS! Joker and... yeah. I’m glad Hamill and Paul Dini got to fuck around with the character more, but I never really dwelled on the Joker parts of the games like I might have for other characters. I definitely liked him the most in Arkham Asylum, as he was more fun to watch. Arkham City was fiiiiine, but I think I replayed the game so much that I kinda got fatigued with everything about it. Genuinely hated his part in Origins, and I was pissed that he stole the attention from Black Mask and Bane (who’s the best fucking part of Origins IMO). I’ll admit that I... Haven’t... played... Knight yet (I have it on PC but my laptop is too wimpy to run it) but like... He’s dead at that point, so I’d assume he isn’t the main point of that game anyway. I love Mark Hamill and the fact I can personally beat the shit out of this Joker, so he’s ranked up pretty high for those reasons.
TIER FOUR:
Batman ‘89: TBH this Joker should be a rank higher, but I’m too lazy to hop onto PicsArt to change it. NIcholson was an excellent choice, and I apprecaite how this Joker makes use of the playful and unhinged aspects of the character. Also, his outfits are cute, and I love the museum scene.
Brave and the Bold: Technically this Joker SHOULD be ranked higher since he’s literally based on the more lighthearted comics in the 60′s but... ehhh... I haven’t really watched BATB so I don’t have any strong opinions on the show and how it handles the character. he’s ranked this high through beause I appreciate what they were going for.
Golden Age: The quality of comics are always subjective, based on the creative team behind them. Some I’ll like more, others less so, It’s kind of hard to rank the pre-52 comic version of the Joker because of this.
TIER FIVE:
Killing Joke: Read it, didn’t care for it. I acknowledge how massive the impact this comic had on... everything, but just because I recognize how important this graphic novel is, doesn’t mean I have to like it.
The Dark Knight: Ledger did an excellent job with the role, but uhh... I’m kind of sick of the alt-right chuds who are out there sucking this Joker’s dick. The fanbase definitely ruined the character for me.
TIER SIX:
99′: Eh
Endgame: No
Suicide Squad: NO
Death of the Family: Hate him. Despise him. Lame stupid dumb little edgy bitch.
Gotham (Jeremiah): I don’t particulary care for Gotham in general, but the only reason I ranked this Joker over Jerome is beause I thought it was kinda funny to see that they made him a little rat-man, and I liked watching all the fujoshi on here cry and complain that they can’t ship this version of the joker with the pre-pubescent Bruce Wayne in the show bc he’s too ugly.
Gotham (Jerome): stop shippping this freak (who is fucking eighteen years old) with a literal twelve year old child. what the FUCK is wrong with yall.
UNRANKED:
The Joker (2019): I don’t plan on watching this film, nor will I ever. I know this is ironic, coming from someone who runs a Rogue blog, but stuff that focuses primarily on a character’s deteriorating mental health makes me reaaaaallllllyyyyy anxious (it’s kind of a phobia) and considering that I don’t particularly the Joker, I have no reason to watch something I know will only give my dumb ADHD-ass intrusive throughts.
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This is me doing the 30 day supernatural challenge in one day hahahaah
My favorite character: Cas
My least favorite character: idk, maybe Lucifer
My favorite season: season 5!!
My least favorite season: 7 for sure
My favorite episode: Baby 1104 or TMWWBK 620
My least favorite episode: bitten or bloodlines
My favorite crying Dean scene: heaven and hell or ahblp2
My favorite Sam crying scene: no rest for the wicked definitely
My favorite Dean death scene: no rest for the wicked
My favorite other/Sam death scene: 15.18 hahah clown energy 🤡
My favorite quote: “saving people, hunting things”, “family don’t end in blood”, or “if there’s a key then there must also be a lock”
My favorite funny scene: any part of changing channels, but dr. sexy maybe
A scene that makes me cry: all of them, but the funeral in Lost and Found most of all🤩
A scene that makes me happy: WORKIN ON OUR NIGHT MOVESSSSSSSSSS
A scene that makes me angry: when Dean killed Amy pond 703
An episode that scared me: all of s1 when I first watched it, but Asylum creeped me tf out hahah
My favorite spn friendship: Sam and Cas or Cas and Jack for sure!
My favorite spn romance: canon seileen fanon deancas
My favorite spn song: from the intro of 1301 lost and found, nothing else matters.
My favorite recap: 1520 carry on a h a h a
My favorite character entrance: Cas ofc, but also Death
My favorite minor character: gabriel because he’s only in like ten episodes and everyone worships the ground he steps on lmaooo
The character that is most like me: I relate to crowley a lot because I too and sad short mean and gay (bi but yeah)
An episode I never wished happened: 703, BUGS, ROUTE 666
Something I wish happened but didn’t: 🤡
My favorite spn fanvid: EX’S AND OH’S WITH DEAN!!! But also “this is war” by angeldove
My favorite season opening: pilot or Lazarus rising
My favorite season finale: 1520 carry on 🤡
My favorite spn fanfic: the classic ninety nine whiskey!!! If y’all haven’t read this go read it rnnn
Anything spn related: 🤡
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IT Chapter 2 - Thoughts (SPOILERS)
When the first IT movie came out two years ago, I went in knowing absolutely NOTHING about the book or story. I still have not read the book (I have maybe twenty pages of Jay Baruchel’s book left, and then I’ll be starting IT!), but both then and now, I’ve found that the first IT movie is one of my favourite horror films. Whilst the first one didn’t really scare me so much as just freak me the fuck out, I still thought it was well-made and enjoyable.
I hadn’t watched the original film for a long time - probably over a whole year since. When I saw that there was going to be a double bill of the first AND second film, I immediately jumped to get a ticket - I needed a refresher of the first film, and I was extremely PUMPED for the second film. 
As I’m writing this, I’ve just gotten back from the double bill and I wanted to get some thoughts down whilst they’re still fresh in my mind. This is NOT my proper, written-out review, more just me making notes that’ll help me write that review. I also wanted to write them down just in case someone wants to go in prepared, or if they’re on the fence about seeing the film and don’t mind spoilers. 
I am also NOT talking about the first film - I made a post on my old blog when I first watched “IT” in 2017, which I have dug up and can be found HERE. 
In case it’s not already obvious, THERE ARE SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT. MASSIVE SPOILERS. DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO READ THE SPOILERS.
Anyway, let’s get on with it!
This is more of a cinema-complaint but my cinema still had the music that plays in the venue playing over the first thirty seconds so I missed ALL the audio in the first thirty seconds of the film. I DID see Beverly floating and the Losers Club talking, so I’m assuming it’s nothing I didn’t already know from the first film.
I like that it opens with cutbacks to the first film, it ties it nicely together and adds an extra reminder/refresher of what happened in the first film.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT FUCKING OPENING ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW
So after the Losers Club, there’s a scene with this gay couple at a carnival, one of whom is called Adrian, and they firstly get verbal harassment from a gang of people, and then said gang starts following them.
OKAY LOOK THIS IS A WARNING, THERE IS A GAY BASHING IN THIS FILM. It really FUCKED me up, I’m going to be honest. I’m pretty sure it’s something that happens in the book, so maybe I don’t need to warn anyone, but I was unprepared to see it. 
So after they beat Adrian up, they toss him over a bridge while he’s unconscious and into the river below; his boyfriend goes running down to find him, and that’s when you see Pennywise.
At first I thought Pennywise was just super against gay bashing and was actually helping Adrian but NOPE, HE TAKES A GIANT FUCKING BITE OUT OF HIM, I NEARLY SCREAMED IN THE CINEMA
Also I definitely noticed how Adrian was asthmatic and needed an inhaler, as is Eddie. I’m not sure if that’s a sign but let’s assume so...
This is how it all starts again and Mike - who’s the only one still in Derry btw - has to call the rest of the club up because “oh shit he’s back again”. 
Can I just say that the casting for the adult Losers Club is FUCKING PHENOMENAL. ALL OF THEM.
James McAvoy as Bill? Jessica Chastain as Beverly? Bill Hader as Richie? Blessed casting, absolutely blessed.
As a writer, I laughed so hard at everyone hating Bill’s book endings. Literally EVERYONE shat on how he ended his books, even his own wife (who’s an actress, I think?) and it was so funny.
Poor Eddie went from a domineering mother to a domineering wife who I’m 99% sure is played by the same actress by the way. 
Probably should mention now that Eddie is one of my favourite members of the club in the first film, so that was kinda sad for me to see.
Oh God, Richie in this film is perfect. I love him. First time we see him, he’s vomiting after getting a phone call from Mike and then he has to go onstage to do stand-up. Throughout the whole film he is literal GOLD.
Ben really had a huge glow-up between movies, I mean DAMN BEN. Does that happen in the book? Ben going from the “fat kid” to “handsome and fit” or...?
Oh poor Bev...poor Bev indeed. She went from being abused by her creepy ass father to being in an abusive relationship with her husband. I sadly get the feeling that that kind of thing happens in real life - history repeats itself and all of that.
I’m 90% sure that Bev’s husband was going to r*pe her because he threw her down and started to take off his shirt, but she kicked him off her and fought back before too much happened.
Of course, Stan. I had a horrible feeling when I saw the trailers and saw that he was noticeably absent compared to the others. Also, when I started reading IT two years ago (I only got a few chapters in, I didn’t have much time so I kind of fell away before I got too into the book), THAT scene with Stan was one of the only chapters I got round to reading because it was right at the start. So I knew and I was dreading it.
Potentially triggering for people like myself who have been suicidal/are suicidal/self-harm; he runs himself a bath and then slits his wrists to kill himself (and succeeds). I mean, it’s not 13 Reasons Why level of explicit, you don’t SEE him do it properly, but it’s intercut with the moment Bill sliced his palm in the first film when they were all making the pact. So it’s PRETTY DAMN OBVIOUS what’s going on.
Throughout this whole film, I had no idea what was real and what wasn’t anymore. Some of the shit that happened was bizarre and I was like “...how is NO ONE NOTICING THAT”. 
As soon as I saw the words “cut” and “IT” come out of fortune cookies, I knew something was about to go down. Even more so when “Stanley” came out of one.
The humour in this film is a whole new level. Most of it is Bill Hader as Richie, but some of it is just in general (like one of them screaming “IT’S NOT REAL” whilst smashing a chair on a table in the Chinese restaurant, only for an employee to turn up and be like “da fuq”...long story).
I assumed that Henry Bowers had fallen straight to hell or died frankly. Oh boy was I wrong. Not surprised they put him in an asylum given that he murdered his own father tbh. 
PATRICK THE ZOMBIE
So is the Patrick zombie ACTUALLY driving Henry around, I’m curious because how the fuck would no one else notice a zombie driving around?!
“how do you not know material from you own show?!” - oh God, I am so weak
Pennywise kills this little girl called Vicky and I just KNEW. I just knew what that little bitch (Pennywise) was up to as soon as he started fake crying because “no one will be my friend because I look strange” or whatever. He saw that mark on the girl’s face and I fucking knew. 
“One...Two...” “...” “...” “...you’re supposed to say-” AND THEN HE TOOK A MASSIVE FUCKING BITE OUT OF HER FACE, I LITERALLY CRIED OUT I WAS SO FUCKING TERRIFIED
The scene where Mike drugs Bill to get him to “see” is...weird. Extremely weird. It was like being on hallucinogen drugs. Everything about it and IT is weird.
I’m confused as to when the timeline of them building the clubhouse and their individual experiences with IT take place in this film. Are the individual encounters (which I’ll talk about in a moment) supposed to have taken place in the time they were all apart? And the clubhouse, was that AFTER they fought IT? I’m so confused about when all of this was happening
So they all have to find these objects as offerings for this ritual to defeat IT and...that was a ride of several varieties.
We’ve all seen the Mrs Kersh teaser, right? The old lady? And how she suddenly wiggles around naked in the background for no apparent reason? That made a LOT of people laugh but, I mean, hats off to the actress for doing that, I’m 21 and I couldn’t even imagine having to do that.
Umm so yikes, Bev’s relationship with her father remains so creepy and abusive, like he blames her for her mother killing herself?? And then sprays her in her mom’s perfume and starts smelling her?? I needed to lie down on the sofa I was on, it had me so uncomfortable.
Um so Mrs Kersh turns into this GIANT FUCKING OLD LADY DEMON THING THAT’S NAKED AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO UNCOMFORTABLE IN MY LIFE
Pennywise painting his face and making those noises...yikes. fuckin yikes. I still love Bill Skarsgard.
OKAY LOOK RICHIE WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT RICHIE’S WHOLE STORYLINE SO IMMA DO THAT NOW
ABOUT RICHIE
So if I’m correct, and I think I am, Richie is gay? There’s a flashback when he heads to the arcade of Richie when he’s young and his hand lingers just a second too long on another boy’s at one point, and then he gets accused of being “weird”. Then it turns out the boy is Bowers’ cousin and Bowers shows up, starts accusing Richie of being a certain-gay-slur, and Richie runs outside.
Umm that bUILDER LUMBERJACK STATUE COMING TO LIFE WAS UNNECESSARY THANK YOU I’M GOING TO HAVE FUCKING NIGHTMARES ABOUT THAT FUCKING THING
So back to older Richie because this is all happening one-after-the-other here. Older Richie goes outside and he looks up at the Lumberjack statue, and there’s Pennywise with loads of balloons.
Pennywise starts accusing him of being too afraid to play games, but especially truth-or-dare, because then “everyone will know your secret”. 
My legit favourite thing is now Pennywise the clown floating down from on top of a statue singing “I KNOW YOUR SECRET, YOUR DIRTY LITTLE SECRET” and I refuse to feel guilty for it
It is so heavily implied that Richie’s secret is that he’s attracted to guys and I am here for the representation. I don’t know whether Richie is gay or bi or whatever, but shit I love it
I literally just wanted Richie to admit it so he could be proud and not afraid, like own it Richie. Own who you are, and then Pennywise can’t use it against you.
I’m literally going to rewatch this film JUST FOR RICHIE AND EDDIE’S ROMANCE
Anyway, end of me discussing Richie (for now)
I saw you Stephen King, in that shop with Bill’s bike :))
I wonder how other adults in Derry feel about seeing fully grown Bill screaming down a drain. It’s kind of sadly funny now that I consider it...
To be honest, I don’t remember what that little boy was called but Bill must have looked like a fucking weirdo just screaming and following that little boy around... (okay, I THINK the kid is called Dean so I’m going to just call him that)
To be fair to Bill, I also lie awake at night wondering “why Georgie??” That kid was far too adorable.
I always thought Ben was smart for some reason and so I was kinda surprised to see him in summer school (I’m English so we don’t have that here, but am I right in thinking that it’s where you go if you fail school or something? To get your grades up/retake tests?)
I was not convinced for a second that that shadow belonged to Beverly, and turns out I’m right. 
See, after seeing Bev’s head suddenly catch on fire, I’m glad I never started smoking (yes, I’m aware that’s Pennywise)
Poor Ben, having fake-Bev tell him that he’s fat/will die alone etc. It’s so sweet that he kept the page in his yearbook that she signed though, to remind himself that the REAL Beverly wouldn’t do that.
“Kiss me, fat boy” - AM I WRONG OR WAS THAT A LINE IN THE TIM CURRY VERSION BECAUSE I’M SURE IT’S NOT THE FIRST TIME A PENNYWISE HAS SAID THAT
That creepy ass pharmacist is still there?? AND his daughter?!
See, I’m confused...did Eddie’s mom REALLY get killed by the Leper or was that just a Pennywise trick to lure him in?
That Leper, guys...fuck me, it’s disgusting like it licks and vomits on Eddie?!
You know shit’s about to get real when characters go into fun-houses, especially the ones with a clown theme.
Okay, you know what, I was wrong when I thought that that little girl called Vicky had the most violent death - HOW ABOUT DEAN?? PENNYWISE RAMMING HIS HEAD AGAINST THE GLASS AND THEN FUCKING EATING HIM IN FRONT OF BILL WHILST BLOOD SPRAYS FUCKING EVERYWHERE
Ben: I’ve spoken to Richie, he’s going to stay -> Cut to: Richie, escaping and driving away very quickly
Hang on, how in the fuck did Eddie survive Bowers stabbing him in the cheek?! (Having said that, the Narrator in Fight Club survived blowing the whole of his cheek off so I can’t complain). 
For a moment I genuinely forgot about what happened to Henry Bowers after this but I’ve just remembered - he attacks the Losers Club again at the library and gets stabbed (I think?). All I know is that he definitely dies in that library.
I knew Mike’s parents had burnt to death and he’d been in the next room, but I didn’t realize that he’d been a toddler at the time?? Jesus, how is he not completely fucked up after that?!
No amount of money or anything could ever convince me to go into that fucking house on Neibolt Street frankly. 
I can’t remember why Richie decided to stay right now but he decides to stay and help out. My memory is BAD.
So they go into the house and so much horrific shit goes down that I literally was hiding behind the blanket I was using.
Less scary thing first: Ben having words carved into his stomach until Bev kicks some ass and destroys a mirror. Still freaked me out but not as much as the NEXT THING HOLY SHIT
So in the next room, the fridge opens and inside is young!Stan’s body - his head then falls off and rolls across the floor, starts speaking. When the Losers Club starts not believing it/being less afraid, Stan’s head...fuck fuck fuck
Stan’s head GROWS FUCKING LEGS AND IT BECOMES A SPIDER BUT WITH A HUMAN HEAD?! SO STAN’S HEAD IS THE BODY/FACE BUT IT HAS SPIDER LEGS AND I NEARLY BURST INTO TEARS BECAUSE I CAN HANDLE A LOT BUT FUCKIN SPIDERS IS NOT FUCKIN ONE OF THEM
I’M NOT KIDDING, THAT IS THE MOST TERRIFYING, HORRIFYING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN, AND I HAVE SEEN A LOT OF HORROR MOVIES
So they all end up going into the sewers, and going deeper after that, to do their ritual; freaky-boob-demon showed up and pulled Bev underwater, but beyond it being a quick jumpscare (that was admittedly scary), nothing happens since it goes down underwater and just see Eddie panicking but too afraid to go in after them himself.
Richie giving Eddie the pep talk was both sweet and hilarious. I admittedly laughed more than I should have done at the “you married a woman who weighs 400 pounds comment”. 
So, surprise surprise, the fucking dumbass ritual doesn’t work. For some reason Mike decides “hmm I won’t mention that this ritual failed before when it was last done, ho hum” and so everyone’s in the shit after that.
Pennywise turns into this gigantic crab-spider-thing and I don’t know how to feel about it. It’s honestly terrifying and unsettling, but I was half-expecting IT to turn into something like a massive spider or something horrific. I’m glad in a way he didn’t but still.
I should have mentioned this earlier but remember how in the first film, they decided that they’re safe so long as they stay together? YEAH, WELL, SECOND FILM SAYS LOL NOPE TO THAT AND THE CLUB KEEP SEPARATING, WHY DO YOU STRESS ME OUT LIKE THIS
The thing with Richie and Eddie and that Pomeranian was so cute? You know, until the dog fuCKING TURNED INTO A MONSTER THAT IS, “Not Scary At All” MY ASS PENNYWISE
Is IT able to be in seven different places at once? Because I wasn’t sure, but Pennywise seems to torment the kids/adults separately at the same time in BOTH films
So apparently Bill feels guilty because he “wasn’t sick” that day that Georgie went out into the rain and like...okay? That feels a bit shoehorned in but cool, alright then.
Bev ends up in that toilet cubicle with people trying to break in and like...gross? Her dad? And the pharmacist? Can go fuck themselves :))
So that toilet filled with blood pretty fast huh
Also Beverley really took her sweet ass time realizing that it was BEN who wrote that poem despite the fact she seemed to realize he was the one who did it AFTER he kissed her awake in the first film. However, I’ll maybe let it slide since apparently they forget things when they leave Derry, so...
Ben nearly drowns in dirt and Pennywise taunts him about dying alone, honestly same, I just know I’m going to die alone and unloved :))
Richie deciding “fuck it” and throwing rocks/screaming at Pennywise was so amazing...until the deadlights got him.
Eddie really sacrificed himself like that, huh :(
Poor Eddie was so happy because “oh my god I did it, I killed him, Richie wake up, look-!” - and then he got fucking stabbed. Gosh, I just LOVE it when my favourites DIE LIKE THAT STEPHEN KING -_-
So the deadlights are kind of just...balls of light? Or...?
So apparently calling Pennywise names like “clown” and putting him down is all it took to make him small enough to defeat, huh? They really shouted “clown” at him until he shrunk into a new-born-baby-sized-Pennywise
Also they crushed his heart and that was it. Cool, I guess. I don’t know what I was expecting but I don’t think what I got was it
So, um, while I’m here, let’s just take a moment to...
FUCKING NO WHY DID NO ONE FUCKING TELL ME THAT FUCKING EDDIE WAS GOING TO DIE
I WAS ROOTING FOR EDDIE EVERY SINCE HE SAID ABOUT GAZEBOS OKAY YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW ANGRY AND SAD I AM
I mean, he died like a hero, granted, but how fucking dare you-
You know what’s even MORE heartbreaking than Eddie dying? RICHIE’S REACTION.
Oh sure, the others are sad, but RICHIE IS FULL ON SOBBING AND NOT WANTING TO LET HIM GO, LIKE HE’S LITERALLY IN DENIAL AND HAS TO BE DRAGGED AWAY
RICHIE TAKES IT THE HARDEST AND MY HEART, IT FUCKING HURTS GUYS, IT REALLY DOES
Anyway, thank you Bill Hader for inventing acting for this film
Okay I’m sort of done
So no one is going to notice that dusty crackhouse building just crumbling completely then?
That moment where the remaining adult losers look at their reflection in a window, and they see themselves young - but it’s ALL of them young, even Stan and Eddie, and now I really am sad
Richie breaking down when they’re in the quarry to clean up...again, my heart hurts and it’s Richie’s fault
Towards the beginning of this film/most of the first film, I genuinely cared a bit about who Bev ended up with (well, more I was hoping it was Ben because he’s sweet and a good person) but by the time we got to Ben and Bev kissing after all the Bill-Bev-Ben triangle bullshit...meh. Cool, I guess. 
I am genuinely glad that the surviving losers seem to be living at least slightly better lives by the end of the film; Bill actually as an idea about what he’s writing for once; Bev is away from abusive fathers/husbands and with Ben on what looked like a VERY nice private yacht; I think Mike was going to see the world(?) after being cooped up in the library for so  long.
Richie...I don’t know if his ending was better than how he started to be honest. I think he said something about being proud at the end, so maybe that means he’s going to accept who he is? 
HE CARVED “R+E” into the bridge as a teen, and he re-cARVES IT AT THE END ARE YOU SERIOUS
Did Stan really think that by killing himself, it would prevent everyone from going back or...? Because he says in his letter that if it’s not ALL of them going back, then he’s assuming they’ll all die? Or something?
^If I’ve got that wrong (which I’m sure I have) please excuse me, it was 1am by the time the film finished and I was recovering from being terrified and I was tired
Obviously Bill Skarsgard was amazing as Pennywise, I just wanted to save that until last because wOW. He really put his all into the character, and I personally think he did a fantastic job with it.
So overall, I enjoyed IT Chapter 2. Was it as good as the first? Ehh...kind of hard to say. I was more scared shitless this time around but it was mostly jump-scares. It was definitely creepier/darker/bloodier. Having said that, there were moments where I was like “what the actual fck” or a bit lost, like Mike drugging Bill? I also noticed that a LOT of people in the cinema were laughing towards the end when it was the comedic parts but rather the scary ones - whether that’s just “some people laugh when nervous/anxious” or they genuinely thought it was hilarious, I’m not sure. This film is also nearly 3 hours long, which...is a while. For me, it wasn’t too bad because I’ve done LOTR marathons at home using the extended editions, so under 3 hours is kind of something I’m used to, but it does kind of drag a bit. At the beginning there was a lot of time building up characters, which I get, but also was slightly unnecessary at times. The CGI was sort of a mixed bag for me. I feel like the CGI on Pennywise throughout was overall improved, but there were moments like an eyeball rolling across the table or something where I thought it looked fake as hell.
But all of that aside, I really enjoyed the film. I think I’d go back again just to see Bill Hader as Richie, to be honest, and for Richie’s whole storyline. For me personally, that was the best non-horror element of the film.As I said, I have not read the book YET, but it’s the very next one on my list - chances are I’ll be starting it tonight or tomorrow!
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My AHS fav’s characters
Edward Philippe Mott
Edward is one of my fav characters because I deal with severe social anxiety disorder every day myself. I’m diagnosed with it by a professional. Next to that, Edward loves art... and yes me too. He cried, literally screamed when he found out people have ruined his art. I would have done that too. When you mess with art, you mess with me, my soul, my everything. I’m very passionate about it. Art is the thing I love the most, it means so much to me. Words can’t explain what art means to me. Nothing nor no one will steal the place of art, art is my number one priority. 
Tate Langdon
I know plenty of people who hate Tate, because he killed an innocent gay couple, murdered some kids from a high school when he reached his breaking point. Even raped the mother of his girlfriend Violet. In season 8 of AHS you see that Tate was used by the house as a puppet. I already saw that by just watching the first season, he wasn’t a born psychopath he was a sociopath. He didn’t get diagnosed correctly by Ben Harmon. Psychopaths are born, sociopaths are created. Tate had a really bad childhood, Constance told Tate that his dad has run away when he was young. He discovered that Constance has murdered her husband. Which made him feel sick. Sadly we never saw Tate’s dad in the murder house as a ghost. Constance has definitely emotional abused and emotionally neglected him from a young age. Also, some physical abuse, when Constance found out Tate has raped Vivien Harmon and perhaps in some other situations before. The backstory of Tate is very interesting, he felt no empathy until he met Violet. He felt for a long time so numb, next to that he didn’t know what he needed to do with his feelings. On an emotional level I relate to Tate, I’m not going to say exactly what ‘cause, not the whole internet needs to know my deepest wounds AND NO I DIDN’T DO A SCHOOL SHOOTING or kill any people in particular. 
Maggie Esmerelda
Maggie was an orphan. She was taken under the wing from Stanley when she was caught stealing. She became his partner in crime (not romantically) due Maggie was at a young age and Stanley is homosexual. Maggie meets Jimmy and tells him she is a fortune teller, then Jimmy takes Maggie to Elsa and Maggie puts her crystal ball on the table. She tells Elsa about her future fame, that a strange man will help her achieve this. Elsa, who is craving the attention, hires Maggie for the show. Maggie reads the future of Elsa, such as I read people their personality, even childhood/future career by their natal chart. Yes, Maggie has done terrible things, such as killing Ma Petite. More because Maggie got pushed by Stanley to do such things, deep inside she has a good heart. After some time, Maggie sees the lobster claw hands from Jimmy in a jar, which was cut off by Stanley and sold to a museum so he could afford a lawyer. Maggie thinks Jimmy is dead and faints.  Maggie tries to reconcile with Jimmy after his hands are cut off by Stanley. He doesn't accept her apology. Maggie got killed by Chester when she offered him to help with his act, she wanted to make things right, with everyone around her. The freaks who saw it just didn’t even care and tried to stop Chester from killing Maggie. Which was heartless. When Jimmy heard that Maggie was dead, he didn’t give any fucks. The scene of Maggie her death made me tear up. 
Twisty the Clown
Twisty is also in freak show such as Maggie Esmerelda. Although when we first met Twisty in the season, he was just killing innocent people. When we got a  deeper view of Twisty his backstory, I immediately fell in love with him. He didn’t get accepted by other people, which I can relate to on a personal level because I have been bullied in the past years and well I felt quite alone around that time. It gave Twisty serious mental health problems and he got angry at everyone. He tried to commit suicide, and thank god he didn’t succeed. Although now his mouth is badly damaged, he was definitely a great character. He even came back in season 7 of AHS. 
Ally Mayfair-Richards
Ally has a big phobia for clowns and it gives so much impact on her life. She went grocery shopping and say clowns in her imagination. Due to that, she had severe panic/anxiety attacks which I can relate to. I also have panic/anxiety attacks of social situations so I could feel how terrifying it has been for her. 
Benjamin Richter
I love the characters portrayed by actor John Carroll Lynch. Benjamin Richter, also known as Mr. Jingles is a character in season 1984. Benjamin became friends with Margaret who framed him for the massacre of nine campers and collecting their severed ears as souvenirs. Benjamin got trapped in an asylum and faked his own suicide, then he escaped and went back to Camp Redwood. Benjamin has a brother named Bobby when they were young Bobby died. His head was sliced with an outboard mother. Benjamin was supposed to watch after Bobby but he got distracted. When his mother, Lavinia found out of Bobby’s death, she screamed at Benjamin and told it was all his fault. His brother Bobby has always been the number one priority of his mother, the better brother. Later Benjamin has a child and named him after his brother. Because his mom and brother both died in Camp Redwood and became ghosts, he committed suicide where his brother has died. His backstory was very good and that is why he is my fav character from AHS season 9. 
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