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I don’t care if the new hs stuff is crap I want more dubcanon stuff to talk about

It would probably would lead to more in-fighting and debate if people do analyze the dubious canon sequels. But at least it's better than kissing WP/HICU's ass and being distracted by the pretty art.

#homestuck #homestuck fandom #hs2 #homestuck 2 #homestuck^2 #homestuck2 #hs^2 #Homestuck Beyond Canon #HSBC #Homestuck Epilogues

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i could tolerate davekat if it wasn’t so fucking ooc all the damn time 💀

People used to complain about how the seme/uke dynamic are OOC when it comes to yaoi in many series. Now, coffee shop soft uwu AUs are the new norm standard for their male ships. And they can't even say stuff like yaoi or BL(Boys Love) because it 'fetishizes real life homosexuals', when it does not.

#homestuck #homestuck fandom #Davekat #Dave x Karkat #DavexKarkat #DaveKar #KarDave #KatDave #Karkat Vantas #Dave Strider

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rosemary makes me think of some pretty stupid shit. I hate when twittertards say my lesbians!!! it’s just as annoying as those chicks that used to say husbandos about dirkjake

There's always one in any given fandom.

#fandom #fandoms

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i mean, even if it dies or it never gets any new content its too late, people are already unhealthily obsessed with the characters, claiming ownership over them as if they were their ocs "this is MY TOY you cant PLAY WITH IT!!!"

just look at the dancestors fans

Yeah, you're right. Even fan content can be taken a bit too seriously if it hits big enough.

#homestuck #homestuck fandom

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Can homestuck just die already so we can have the corpse of a dead fandom to ourselves??? Mom told me it’s my turn with the Xbox Davekat Stans

Seriously. No continuing on with shitty sequels. Just finish the stupid Kickstarter game or just say Hussie scammed 2 million dollars and cancel it. At this point, people are too numb to even care that much money was gone or that it's over 11 years now since it started.

#homestuck #homestuck fandom #Hiveswap #hiveswap fandom

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Who's dril? What happened?

You know these tweets you would see around?

Yeah, that's Dril. Funny guy. Love him. Basically, Hiveswap fans doxxed him. Yep.........

#homestuck #homestuck fandom #Hiveswap #Hiveswap Fandom #Hiveswap Friendsim #Dril

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sticking out your gyatt for the vrizzler

youre so nyeh nyeh

youre so bucket tax

i just wanna be your egbert

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the sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler song was made by someone called homestucklover398 we can’t stop destroying what we touch

How do we apologize for this after the shit with the SCP and Dril?

#homestuck #homestuck fandom

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Honestly I could sit here giving you reason after reason on why davekat shouldn’t have been canon, they’re bad for each other, what have you.

but at the end of the day I just don’t like them. I shouldn’t have to back up my claim as to why, they just suck so much ass.

I feel like as much as sitting here and throwing wood into the fire of a burning ship is good, it’s refreshing to step back and go ‘I just really don’t fuck with these two!’ And that’s as valid a reason I need :) ⭐️

#Sometimes you just don't like it because you don't like it #Homestuck #Davekat #Dave x Karkat #DavexKarkat #DaveKar #KarDave #KatDave #Karkat x Dave #Dave Strider #Karkat Vantas

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you say it as a joke but thats something twittards are unironically doing

like straight yuri or yaoiyuri shit like that

its all so they can justify why they like a heterosexual ship and not feel guilty about it, like the hsbc clique creating dirkroxy yaoi adam and eve aus (dirk gets pregnanant edition soon)

its grimdorks with june all over again

God damn son of a bitch....

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Rose, for 413 

#Homestuck #Rose Lalonde #413

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just look up creator of the fanventure and it kinda snowballs from there, thats how im getting my yaoi too

because seems like just saying -im a guy- and doing nothing to transition is the heterosexual version of no homo

If non-transitioned Roxy with Dirk is yaoi, then shipping femboys together is yuri.

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Dave/Davesprite is better than DaveKat

Dave x Davesprite aka Red Robin is better than Davekat.

#YUM #Homestuck #Dave x Davesprite #Red Robin #Dave Strider #Davesprite

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I love that Homestuck is reaching such levels of character assassination that Dirk isn’t gay anymore!

Fuck characters being in character. Fuck being decent people in general. Fuck canon sexuality. Let's just go all out to make Homestuck not Homestuck anymore. Hell, they are already doing it by not having one single damn flash. So why not?

#homestuck #hs2 #homestuck 2 #homestuck^2 #homestuck2 #hs^2 #Homestuck Beyond Canon #HSBC

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the fact that the new writers loved y12000 so much that they are now making dirkroxy mpreg jokes like roxy voiding hishertheir womb to abort the baby which makes dirk so mad he goes prolife killed me. i need to get it off my chest

dirk said he loved roxy, and i took that in the platonic sense. but if physical attraction and the babies werent an issue and roxy was actually indeed the perfect husbandwifepartner for dirk

did he meant it romantically? then why did he reject her? is it really just because roxy identified as a girl? isnt this misogynistic? or is dirk bi but with a preference for men? is that why he didnt like being called gay? im so fucking confused

ive always kind of suspected because there were some girls in horse bdsm gear showing up on his tv and he seemed way too into accentuating boobs in his ironic shitposts

#DirkRoxy #Dirk x Roxy #Homestuck #Y12000 #Neorails #Homestuck Beyond Canon #HSBC #James Roach #Homestuck Independent Creative Union #HICU

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

WhatPumpkin.com only exists as a goddamn Twitter account now!!

#homestuck #WhatPumpkin #What Pumpkin

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are there any mlw ships you hate?

like mlw ships that are abusive or forced to be canon? kinda like how media does it with mlm and wlw ships

Starco from Star vs The Forces of Evil is one I hate. Duncan/Gwen from Total Drama Island. Sort of not a fan of Shaggy/Velma. Yamato(Matt)/Sora from Digimon. Still on the Tai/Sora ship. Kyosuke/Kirino from Oreimo is another, Kuroneko is the better choice.