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sjbattleangel · 3 months

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"So here's the Thing about this chair."

#marvel #marvel comics #comics #social media #funny social media posts #funny #funny posts #the thing #ben grimm #superheroes #first issue club podcast

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horse-head-farms · 4 months

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all these posts like “don’t shop at boatem they support cannibalism” “the evil empire is a crypto scam” “don’t buy at octagon they’re trying to destroy the fabric of the universe” where the FUCK else am I supposed to shop????

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may i recommend horse head farms? we sell a variety items for agreeable prices and have alternate payment plans which mean you don’t have to spend a single diamond! you can find us via the nether hub <3

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do NOT shop at Horse Head Farms! Their items are incredibly overpriced (you can find grass, logs, etc for better prices) and this “alternative payment scheme” is actually signing an IOU. If you don’t know what that is, IOU stands for “I Owe You” and is a legal document that, when possessed, someone can force you to do anything. Literally anything. LegalKnight does a great video going into detail about it. According to this article, Horse Head Farms have just invested in building an auction house, possibly to sell off the IOUs they’ve acquired, so scummy CEOs could force you to work at their companies. Not to mention, their owners are incredibly sketchy, xBCrafted regularly tweets conspiracy theories and Hypnotizd invests in crypto

😵‍💫hypnotizd Follow

youre wrong actually, i have had nothing but brilliant service at Horse Head Farms. IOUs arent sketchy theyre normal pieces of paper. #shoptoday

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… you’re literally one of the owners

🐸cottagecoreliving Follow

to answer the original question, here’s a list of more reputable businesses that you can support instead!

Tays Trees

HIVE-DR8

Joe Hills’ Flower Stalls

Big Eyes

🥚dragon-tegg Follow

hey not to derail this post or anything but is anyone going to mention how OP literally fetishises slime hybrids???

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hate when i crashland in the lava biome

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you mean the nether

🌃elytramoments Follow

i do not

#i think it’s a national park or something #idk its like this for miles #its near boatem

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This weekend at Big Eyes we are having a #SALE of up to 99% OFF! EVERY item has a discount! Don’t waste your diamonds, shop at Big Eyes!

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sweetfaces! we are going into debt! please buy ❤️❤️💕❤️🍆😭😭😭❤️ -papa k

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kerlais why woudl you reblog on that account

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we need all the reach we can get bubbles! ❤️😝❤️❤️🍆💕 -papa k

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#always love stuff where it shows what social media is like in a fictional universe #anyways i headcanon season 8 had normal people going around and shopping in those shops. its so funny to think about #i’ve seen posts like these before and thought i’d have a go at them!#tbh i don’t think c!hypno would have a tumblr but for the purposes of this. its funny #fake post #unreality #<- i think i tag that for this?#hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft season 8 #hermitcraft s8 #hhf

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mipexch · 3 months

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#ultrakill #minos prime #v1 #fuck am i supposed to tag this as #saw something funny. felt compelled #gen art #added tags later from twt— i think terminals should have some social media system they offer to all the machines that use them #and they post stupid shit like this. dont ask how v1 got one #why did i write v1. i meant minos

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aprilmr · 1 year

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No way

#dragon age #I LOVE DRAGON AGE I JUST FIND IT FUNNY & a little boring #came back from my social media detox just to post this #i'm a dragon age fan first and a human being second #shut up april

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royalarchivist · 2 months

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I say this in the kindest way possible, but I think this style of prose is more appropriate for a personal account rather than an update account. I have no idea who's being talked about half the time. 🥲

[ Tumblr meme via @mikaikaika ]

#QSMP #Philza #Edited #Phil #Let me know if this needs an additional tag #I don't think this necessitates a discourse or neg tag or whatever because I'm being silly but I'm happy to add one if folks need it #I won't post this one on Twitter I don't think because I genuinely don't want to hurt anyone's feelings #but. I feel very strongly about this. It's not helpful #I say this as a fan and as a professional writer (who also worked in the Marketing and Communications field for far too long)#The prose is nice! It's very whimsical and they're having fun! But I don't think it's appropriate for an updates account #I recently turned off notifications for QsmpEN and I'm considering muting them because half the updates just aren't helpful to me #I want to be able to speed read through the update thread I don't want to spend an additional 30 seconds trying to decipher who's who #I don't like posting complaints so I tried to make it a funny complaint #because I do think feedback is good! And I know I'm not the only one who feels this way #but at the same time: these update writers ARE volunteers #(As a side note -- I personally think anyone running a large social media account should be paid)#(I did that for a few years and it was hell. I can't imagine doing that and NOT getting paid for it)#But anyways #They're all volunteers so I don't actually wanna go all pitchforks and torches on them (which I wouldn't do anyways even if they WERE paid)#I'm just venting my frustrations in what is (hopefully) a funny way #but you're welcome to disagree! That's ok too #Portfolio

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starwarstweets · 10 days

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kuuipobangtan · 2 months

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Does anyone else remember when Jin and Jimin were bored and had a weird pose competition back in 2014?

And Jimin declared himself the winner but then Sope just…

#wow it's been forever since I posted #but a social media cleanse was needed #I've missed all the memes #and you lovely people #bts #bangtan #bangtan sonyeondan #park jimin #jeon jungkook #bts crack #kim namjoon #kim seokjin #kim taehyung #jung hoseok #min yoongi #bangtan ot7 #sope #bts funny

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pixlokita · 4 months

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I feel like ? I gotta remind people it’s ok to unfollow a blog when it upsets you in any way >> like if I ever do that sure, you can let me know if it was anything I did personally I’d appreciate it but if you just don’t enjoy something it’s ok to unfollow ;w; can’t stress enough how important it is to put your mental health first 👌

#pix habla #fnaf #✨💖 even if you don’t like frogs and I post about frogs does that make sense #i see some yall not liking some of the stuff I draw and just kinda wonder ? why you still follow lol #i won’t take it personally #even if it’s a mutual heck I’ve even told my friends to unfollow if they ever need a break from my blog =w=👌#because It’s nothing personal >>#i used to ok so funny story xD I used to follow a friend in middle school on social media #and we were good friends but had nothing in common in what we posted about =w=#like she loved Beatles fanfics (don’t ask do not ask idk I didn’t read past the titles)#and i loved sonic :v #and like #thats aigh ? you don’t gotta ? follow a blog that doesn’t bring joy no matter if you’re close or not #i would honestly hate it if I’m making anyone upset or unhappy #so yeyeyeye I’ve said this before in other fandoms but like >>)✨✨💖 put 👏 your mental health 👏👏👏 FIRST ALWAYS👏#Stay safe y’all ✨👌 have fun be free #we’re all just… sitting here… online 😔 ain’t nothing to it

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schvrll · 4 months

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I saw these two replies to the perfect skirt length thing online and I just had to make them into Brucie Wayne replies.

His PR team (and children) are understandably horrified when they go viral. But Jason probably has them framed somewhere for whenever he needs a good laugh lol

#batman #brucie wayne #batfam social media #yes he was high on painkillers when he posted these #bruce wayne #i tried to be funny lol

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trentcrimminallybeautiful · 7 months

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i have this really stupid idea in my head that im frankly a little obsessed with and the idea is this: trent crimm doing a drunk history episode on ted lasso's first tenure at richmond. is that how drunk history works? i don't think so. do i care? absolutely not. it's a special episode who cares because this image is not only hysterical to me but treasured. i treasure this image. i hold it close in my heart and also laugh and laugh and laugh.

#ted is played by what is very visibly a butch lesbian in a huge fake mustache.#roy is inexplicably played by himself in a wig.#ternt drunkenly and passionately explaining this whole thing. he says his own line and the trent actor (who also has a wig) gets to act it #trent waving his hands as he's explaining all this. the host being like 'not very often we get to have someone include the part where They #come into the story' and trents like [dorkiest finger guns]#also yes i said first tenure bc this scenario lives in post canon fantasy fix it land where ambiguously ted comes back to richmond #at some point. and also both bc my tedependent heart is obsessed and bc it's really funny #marries trent. just bc i want this to end with trent--hammered and pleased as punch--being like AND THEN I MARRIED HIM!!!!!#[falls back on couch happily] :)#also in the line of that great 5+1 social media fic #by jessjessthebest. a sequel thats just like a youtube video like #'we made ted lasso and trent crimm watch that episode of drunk history about them' and trent is just. head in hands the whole time.#ted is DELIGHTED.#anyway i rotate this in my brain fucking DAILY. it's so goddamn funny to me.#ted lasso #tedependent #tedtrent #trent crimm #the line in question being 'is this a fucking joke' i just realized i did not clarify that #no but really im obsessed with this it's so fucking funny #also any image trent had left of being a ruthless ex journalist is thoroughly ruined #all of his former colleagues have seen him and drunk and giggling and fully admitting what he was thinking at the time and oh boy #hes a disaster <3

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cozylittleartblog · 7 months

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you made a fake discord post w queen and swatch a while back, do you happen to have / want to post the icons from that? the swatch one is super super cute

thank you! those were just messy doodles that i didn't have separate copies of, but for funsies i spend a half hour making the High Def Versions for you ✨

y'all are welcome to use these as social media or discord icons, please just credit me in your bio/sidebar/etc!

#deltarune #queen #swatch #ask #anonymous #icons #deltarune icons #art #doodles #makes me feel like i Did Something art-wise today lol #you can use most of my fanart as a social media icon too as long as u credit me for it #i think it's funny when i see someone in my notifications tab wearing my art #i didn't put a lot of effort into these for that post but it's nice that somebody likes them

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bruciemilf · 2 years

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Based on THIS post

#i am not funny today but i really wanted to post something JSJSJS #bruce wayne #batman #superman #clark kent #luis lane #gothamites #dc #dc comics #incorrect dc #incorrect quotes #social media au

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horse-head-farms · 2 months

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AITA for building a tunnel into my neighbor's basement?

I (30'sM) always intended to get along well with my neighbor (40'sM). We already knew each other through mutual friends and previously all our interactions have been positive.

The issues arose when I needed to build a bridge to reach my house. I live on an island and wanted to bring my horse over. The nearest route to the rest of the neighborhood is through my neighbor's back yard. He has quite a large property and the bridge wouldn't come near his house so I thought it wouldn't be an issue.

I spent hours building the bridge only to be told by him the next day that he doesn't want it there and I'd need to tear it down. I tried to be civil and I did as he requested, rebuilding the bridge elsewhere and making it more boat-friendly. But, now it takes twice the time to get to my island as you have to go all the way around.

So, needless to say, I wasn't happy.

I never planned to get revenge, it just kinda happened. When building my storage room, I realized it lined up almost perfectly with my neighbor's storage room. I knew then I had to make a tunnel going underneath the river and leading into his basement. This wasn't a basic tunnel either, I went full out and spent a lot of diamonds to make it pretty and it's a lovely tunnel if I say so myself. I even did him the courtesy of not breaking through his chests and instead staircasing up into his storage room, using the same block palette he uses. But it ended up 1 block off-center so it looks pretty horrible anyways.

He did end up discovering it and we chatted. He seemed pretty surprised and I got the feeling he's planning to do something back to me.

I feel a lot better now that I've gotten back at him, but now I'm wondering if I overreacted. AITA?

What are these acronyms?

#i am going through a welsknight phase. love him.#another fake post from me. i just find it so funny to imagine the hermits characters on social media #hermitcraft #welsknight #fake aita #fake post #tw unreality #hermitblr #the anon is me by the way. i think thats obvious. but for the record this wasnt just some random guy roleplaying wels in my inbox #killed me to type “neighbor” as a british person but gotta do it for the wels accuracy

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recklessmoss · 2 months

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I really need to reiterate how if you little fruits make an ai image just for the sake of a funny tumblr post, you are part of the problem that so many artists are rightfully upset over.

#I keep seeing fucking. 'local tumblr funny guys' use ai images in their posts and it just makes me so annoyed #like yes of course I get it of course it's a funny meme image #but i am BEGGING you to just draw it or some shit instead. it doesnt even have to be a good drawing if it's just a stick figure it will be #even funnier rather than an AI image i fucking promise you #and especially with the current state of things of every artists' ever works are just nonsensically being ripped away from them #or literally directly sold by social medias.#I cant emphasize how fucking tired i am

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araekni · 3 months

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